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Title: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: TightEnd on May 28, 2010, 11:37:51 AM based off 140 runners. Honest Bob of Bob's bookmakers, Nottingham has faxed me the following
tikay 50-1 Yes, he is still on blonde. Once a month. If the month ends in a "e" TightEnd 175-1 Useless and likely to be distracted by Clipboard List c kinboshi 150-1 Last won a poker competition when no one knew how to play poker cupcake 200-1 Not a chance he will be able to see his cards past 6pm Harmony 150-1 Dark Horse Bainn 150-1 Ever popular stickler for the rules Mr BP 125-1 Always a steady player, tutored by Bainn otherwise price would be lower Laxie 200-1 See Cupcake. Only with added painkillers Dave Shoelace 100-1 If not too busy media networking gatso 125-1 Travelled especially from the Ukraine for this. No, really Jon MW 100-1. The British Cowboy saddles up again Rex 100-1 If his wife allows him out for the day Claw 75-1 She is recapturing her teen spirit again. Loose and aggressive. Poker style unknown Ironside 100-1 Earplugs! cf 66-1 Shorn of locks but retaining ridic wispy beard. If you want a beard, get a Bainn. Don't go half arsed man cdw1* 66-1 Unite, Unite, Unite for all of his rights Shogun 66-1 On form. Like the Duke, only sober Blatch 50-1 Last missed a flop at bb2. If he were lucky, he'd be good Mondatoo 66-1 The least disciplined and least intelligible Pro grinder ever MC 50-1 Class in a glass. Blonde's own Eminem likely to be in the hunt Bigfella 66-1 Greyhound fan. Beer fan. Steady player BAM 100-1 When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you Nun 66-1 Would be an emotional victor, lets hope so Leatherman 110-1 Fresh from the S&M mags, and ready to rumble AMcGrath1 100-1 Off form, and rooming with Bongo. Not a promising combination Jakally 66-1 Will he be distracted by the cash games? Technolog 75-1 League stalwart. That smell from the mug near him is Beetroot Soup Girgy 100-1. Breast obsessed white van man who loves Ledley King Karabiner 66-1 Golfing tipster yet to outlast younger brother in one of these. Karabiner junior 100-1 Better looking half of the family Destroyer 100-1 Pocket Battleship Duke 66-1 Not so Pocket Battleship Delboy 100-1 Nice guy, nice wife. Bongo 125-1 Would be shorter but I am still waiting for a newsletter from 2007 marcin 300-1 If he turns up I am a Brother Grimm tuffster 100-1 Jenson's Interceptor newportlad 66-1 Mr consistent. Mr Welsh. One of these is good Joobie 100-1 Bed seller. Or not a bed seller in this weather Sharplea 100-1 Not so candid camera, sigh Chilli 50-1 In form, and with a smile that could light up your darkest hour Glenn 100-1 Former bb finalist, unlike his partner. Smile does not light up your darkest hour. Well not mine BigArmo 66-1 Good player, monkey distraction antics a worry Alaskan5ive 75-1 Has only sold 125% of himself in this, so things are improving AndrewT 50-1 Fine player, fine wordsmith, fine punster. In fact, pretty fine Pieman 100-1 A name after my own heart Dunk 100-1 Ran into final table form yesterday. Sadly the bar is too close to these tables Grier 66-1 BB8 finalist. Took it so seriously I thought he was standing for election Drainy 150-1 Ridic tez worst player in his family littleredridinghood 100-1 Not so tez better player than her husband paddyjim 100-1 bb1 finalist, steady player MPower 66-1 Regards to local car dealer, Terry Tibbs sovietsong 100-1 Leeds finest. Nicer in person than he comes across on the forum lol rudders 66-1 The Welsh invasion begins, and ends, here. Another drinker in the field buzzly 100-1 rudders better half redbull 50-1 Classy player, understated. poppet 125-1 Return of the lively Luton youngster. Out of practice? At poker? mouth 100-1 Earplugs! kaibobble 75-1 DTD Employee hopes to keep the cash at home ChipRich 66-1 Serial go deeper in these. These are his level, after all littleDC 125-1 Sorry, don't know MrsLittleDC 125-1 ditto StuartHopkin 150-1 Useless clown Horneris 80-1 Better than ChipRich but likely to be French Open distracted evilpie 66-1 Excellent player, nice t shirts I gather. julian 33-1 The class of the field. Buy him lots of red wine, sit back, and watch. Tres amusing. foggy 50-1 bb7 winner. Not to be underestimated dan 100-1 Double the price he deserves as will be at the bar with Cupcake darren nun 66-1 Best wishes to him at the end of a tough week pleno 100-1 Looks like Daniel Negraneau, I think kp24 125-1 Odds setting in this is nuts the crow 150-1 Like a bad smell, tricky to get rid of redsimon 66-1 Tricky, will be sober. Good bet in this Dingdell 100-1 Bringing my notebook to fill with her bon mots Richeo 66-1 Lure of cash game likely to mean he exits early Ace2M 66-1 Another good player. From Stoke. Shudder Suzanne 100-1. Want to throw a £10 away? Linux 100-1 Not as good as chip Rich Snati 150-1 Probable non runner for former bb winner 350z 100-1 If the Duke is a drinking walrus, Dan is a drinking sea lion trafficjam 100-1 Hates people who check when they have trip Aces. As we all do Brolove 100-1. Interloper. Treat with suspicion until frisked for hidden camera holdoreventuallysherelentedfold 100-1 Ahh yes, holdorsheusedtofoldalotnowjustlosesalot. Alex Martin 66-1 Fearsome player, can make plays I only dream of. Sobreity a risk though Lazaroonie 100-1 Scottish raider, a man to be admired jordania 66-1 Very nice Nottingham lady, does well in the smaller DTD comps Semtex 50-1 DTD £300 Winner in that deal that gave him 1st/2nd/3rd place prize money. George2Loose 33-1 Another awesome player. If he wasn't unlucky, he'd be good Shelley2Loose 66-1 The power behind the throne. Adrian 100-1 Former pilot, don'tchaknow? Dom Robair 100-1 Sorry, no idea Tiger Flash 100-1 sorry, no idea loukas 100-1 league player....some results.....sorry, no idea LeedsRhodesy 150-1 Not as good as Girgy, or Shawrie, or Marcin, or cf. In fact its a wonder he's coming jagmadxr 66-1 Boobs 100-1 Lets hope so duncthehat 100-1 Yes he wears a hat matt674 66-1 BB Legend. Thinks he is a monkey. Give wide berth sackitoff 50-1 If you are balding, he is the man to go to nirvana 50-1 Completely pwned me this week. I hope he gets a horrible bad beat. So does he, as Merlot awaits Rod 66-1 Welsh. Friend of Newport lad. Not a good combination IlIIIIKKKEE 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde Mistymoo 100-1 Lady who has been to past bb's. My notes on her are sparse snafu 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde gypsy85 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde simon owens 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde judahbenhur 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde jbowmer 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde kevhaz 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde chippieleicester 100-1 Ah yes, Leicester's finest pisshead rajkan 100-1 But only if Petrol is less than 120p per litre gna butah pu 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde obmaz 66-1 Alan Stearn! Japes!!! Rockstar 66-1 Jon Bon Jovi lookalike with rock image Boerwars 50-1 The best midweek player in Luton, says Chompy eviledna 66-1 The fearsome LNP veteran with more moves than Pickfords xpressman 66-1 Luton's finest rental agent boingblitz 66-1 APAT Winner. DO NOT MENTION the black country to him cefa 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde cdw+1 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde woodsey 66-1 Apparently can't plan 5 minutes ahead. Lives 10 minutes away, so will get half way there and decide loukas+1 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde loukas+2 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde sberto 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde willbob 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde wink 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde petch 100-1 Friend of technolog. Love of beetroot soup unknown power28 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde lev74 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde malpass 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde Mini Drainy 75-1 He is always bluffing, which is more than his dad ever does corkeye 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde corkeye+1 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde paulpitchford 66-1 APAT WCOAP Winner at DTD. Pizzaman 100-1 Sorry, no idea, welcome to blonde Mama G 66-1 Far more chance than her breast obsessed son Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: George2Loose on May 28, 2010, 11:41:38 AM 33/1? Weeeeee
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: kinboshi on May 28, 2010, 11:49:05 AM Brilliant stuff Tighty. Some absolute gems in there.
I'll have a thousand virtual pounds on everyone please. :)up Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: GreekStein on May 28, 2010, 12:13:24 PM based off 140 runners. Honest Bob of Bob's bookmakers, Nottingham has faxed me the following Blatch 50-1 Last missed a flop at bb2. If he were lucky, he'd be good BAM 100-1 When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you Girgy 100-1. Breast obsessed white van man who loves Ledley King Alaskan5ive 75-1 Has only sold 125% of himself in this, so things are improving ChipRich 66-1 Serial go deeper in these. These are his level, after all George2Loose 33-1 Another awesome player. (Level?) If he wasn't unlucky, he'd be good LeedsRhodesy 150-1 Not as good as Girgy, or Shawrie, or Marcin, or cf. In fact its a wonder he's coming woodsey 66-1 Apparently can't plan 5 minutes ahead. Lives 10 minutes away, so will get half way there and decide lol @ these but the Woodsey one is the best! Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: BigArmo on May 28, 2010, 12:54:43 PM ;D ;D ;D very good Tighty ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;
Looking forward to this only got 4 hours left a work then go go go ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: LeedsRhodesy on May 28, 2010, 12:59:52 PM sigh.............. Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: mondatoo on May 28, 2010, 01:02:05 PM LMAO,some top class rubz there
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: redsimon on May 28, 2010, 01:47:12 PM My odds are only good if I don't get drawn early on Duke's table :)
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Horneris on May 29, 2010, 12:20:04 AM Alaskan5ive 75-1 Has only sold 125% of himself in this, so things are improving Brilliant. Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: BAM on May 29, 2010, 01:40:45 AM What time does it start tomorrow?
as I said like 9 week ago I couldn't make it, double sigh Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Girgy85 on May 29, 2010, 02:17:29 AM Classic.......
10 virtual pounds on all of the below plz mouth 100-1 Earplugs! ChipRich 66-1 Serial go deeper in these. These are his level, after all Boobs 100-1 Lets hope so Blatch 50-1 Last missed a flop at bb2. If he were lucky, he'd be good Mama G 66-1 Far more chance than her breast obsessed son Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: matt674 on May 29, 2010, 08:21:19 AM matt674 66-1 BB Legend. Thinks he is a monkey. Give wide berth Is this a quote relating to the tournament betting or just advice in general? Also i think there is a typo here, honest bob has missed the space out between the g and e in legend ;D BigArmo 66-1 Good player, monkey distraction antics a worry yeah yeah if in doubt blame the monkey!!! >:( now then "mission impossible - mission 6: have someone film you running naked through nottingham town centre" - erm Mr Armo sir....... Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: brolove on May 29, 2010, 10:28:22 AM LMAO
Brolove 100-1. Interloper. Treat with suspicion until frisked for hidden camera You'll never find it !!!! Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: sovietsong on May 30, 2010, 06:51:58 AM 'nicer in person' sigh
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Leatherman on May 30, 2010, 01:35:17 PM Missed this thread 110-1 lol class...
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: TightEnd on May 30, 2010, 01:36:52 PM the result was as follows
1 Paul Pitchford £1,750 2 David Craigon £1,000 skippy 3 Glenn Laming £665 bigfella 4 Kye Buchan £425 5 Jonathan Woodfield £325 jonmw 6 Mohamed Dagia £225 chipplieleicester 7 Asa Mcgrath £175 amcgrath1 8 John Mcgrane £125 cupcake 9 Gary Taylor £100 10 Dean Watson £70 11 Chris Filus £70 Foggy 12 Ian Howard £70 rexoo3 won the Heads Up event Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Leatherman on May 30, 2010, 01:45:32 PM 10 Dean Watson £70 Leatherman.. Big Sigh...
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Girgy85 on May 30, 2010, 02:08:02 PM the result was as follows 1 Paul Pitchford £1,750 2 David Craigon £1,000 skippy 3 Glenn Laming £665 bigfella 4 Kye Buchan £425 5 Jonathan Woodfield £325 jonmw 6 Mohamed Dagia £225 chipplieleicester 7 Asa Mcgrath £175 amcgrath1 8 John Mcgrane £125 cupcake 9 Gary Taylor £100 10 Dean Watson £70 11 Chris Filus £70 Foggy 12 Ian Howard £70 rex008 won the Heads Up event MamaG was 2nd and is indeed a better poker player than her breast obsessed son!! fyp and I was very proud of how she played! Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: thediceman on May 30, 2010, 02:41:27 PM the result was as follows 1 Paul Pitchford £1,750 2 David Craigon £1,000 skippy 3 Glenn Laming £665 bigfella 4 Kye Buchan £425 5 Jonathan Woodfield £325 jonmw 6 Mohamed Dagia £225 chipplieleicester 7 Asa Mcgrath £175 amcgrath1 8 John Mcgrane £125 cupcake 9 Gary Taylor £100 10 Dean Watson £70 11 Chris Filus £70 Foggy 12 Ian Howard £70 rex008 won the Heads Up event MamaG was 2nd and is indeed a better poker player than her breast obsessed son!! fyp and I was very proud of how she played! Is your mum called David ??? Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Girgy85 on May 30, 2010, 02:44:38 PM the result was as follows 1 Paul Pitchford £1,750 2 David Craigon £1,000 skippy 3 Glenn Laming £665 bigfella 4 Kye Buchan £425 5 Jonathan Woodfield £325 jonmw 6 Mohamed Dagia £225 chipplieleicester 7 Asa Mcgrath £175 amcgrath1 8 John Mcgrane £125 cupcake 9 Gary Taylor £100 10 Dean Watson £70 11 Chris Filus £70 Foggy 12 Ian Howard £70 rex008 won the Heads Up event MamaG was 2nd and is indeed a better poker player than her breast obsessed son!! fyp and I was very proud of how she played! Is your mum called David ??? erm in the heads up :)up Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: TightEnd on May 31, 2010, 11:31:34 AM The Heads Up tournament
George2Loose beat Delboy Ironside beat Blatch cf beat Joobie Semtex beat ChiipieLeicester Trafficjam beat Matt674 Sharplea beat Rod Girgy beat Gatso Mama G beat Poppet Pizzled beat AMcgrath1 Mondatoo beat Littleredridinghood Kinboshi beat nirvana Leeds Rhodesy beat Leatherman Duke beat JonMW Rex beat Big Armo Dingdell beat Claw Suzanne beat Laxie Rd 2 George2Loose beat Ironside Semtex beat cf Sharplea beat Trafficjam MamaG beat Girgy Pizzled beat Mondatoo Kinboshi beat LeedsRhodesy Rex beat Duke Suzanne beat Dingdell QF George2Loose beat Semtex Mama G beat Sharplea Kinboshi beat Pizzled Rex beat Suzanne Semis Mama G beat Geroge2 Loose Rex beat Kinboshi Final Rex beat MamaG TightEnd collapsed. Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Laxie on May 31, 2010, 11:41:23 AM Rigged imo.
Title: Re: Virtual Odds for bb9 Post by: Girgy85 on May 31, 2010, 01:58:09 PM Rigged imo. I was dealing all mama g's games obv!! Mucked up the AA vs AQ heads up and accidently dealt it to Rex instead sigh! |