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I'm looking to sell half of my action in the following 5 comps all being played at DTD over the next couple of weeks.

The reason for asking for staking is that I did my knackers last week at the casino so I don't want to spend any more on gambling.

The comps I'll be playing are:

Saturday 21st Aug - DTD200 - £224 2 day comp

Friday 27th Aug - APAT Pro league - £255 PLHE

Saturday 28th Aug - APAT main event - £100 2 day comp

Sunday 29th Aug - APAT PLO - £50

Saturday 4th Sept - DTD300 - £336 2 day comp



Total package comes to just under a grand. Selling at just over 1:1 to keep numbers simple so 5% for £50 or 10% for £100


I'll be playing them all no matter what but ideally I'll sell about 50% if there's interest.

It's only fair to warn you that I'll be playing all the APAT comps pissed as a rat. I don't think this will affect my chances because the fields are tez anyway but it's only right to explain my intentions beforehand.

I also can't promise total sobriety at the others but I usually drive so there's a good chance.

I won't split any of this up. Selling as the full package only. Payout is based on total cashes and your % will carry through to any GUKPT seats or other extras that are added to the APAT comps.

Money must be received by 3pm tomorrow unless you're someone I know well because that's when the first comp starts.

Don't bother flaming or criticizing in any way because I don't care. Don't ask for any further details because I can't be bothered.

Don't ask for my hendon mob cus it's crap anyway. Don't ask for OPR for similar reasons.

Pretty much take it or leave it to be honest.

Love you all.

Matt

xx

PS: I'll reserve 10% for a banned blonde who's had a few slices before. You know who you are. Text Cos if want a piece and he'll let me know.

PPS: Anyone who makes a transfer to me on stars or tilt (Evilpie on both) before 8.30pm tonight can have tonight's DTD comp added to their slice. It's a £67 comp so you'd then be getting better than 1:1. This also applies to people I trust if you PM or post on here before 8.30

Ill leave it thanks

Thanks for clearing that up.

;) Sure you would return the favour

10% please matt.

Sent on full tilt.

£100 = $155.31

good luck!

Tom

also, how did you enter these APAT events? i'm out of the country at the moment, but back this weekend to Notts and may well be keen to play some of them - can I just buy in on the day at DTD?

Cheers

I disagree. You are the one person who I think gets better when comically drunk. (Note - this isn't a poor reflection on your sober play - I just always find it interesting!)

Good luck

Tom


If you are still looking for a seat to any of the events for this seasons WCOAP to be held at DTD between Thursday 26th August and Monday 30th August 2010, here's a guide to the best way to try and get one.



1 - Seat Exchange Board - See Here

Please first look at the seat exchange board on the forum.  The sticky posts at the top are usuallly the ones where players are looking to sell seats.  By snapping up the spare seats on there first, you are helping out other APAT members, who for whatever reasons, cannot now make the event.

Seats on the seat exchange must be bought/sold for face value, and once payment is agreed, the selling player needs to confirm full details (Players names and dates of birth) to myself via pm.

The cutoff for seat exchanges will be 6pm the night before each event.  If you have not sent details of the exchange through by then, we cannot guarantee that the exchange will happen



2 - Seats available from DTD, Nottingham

A number of seats will be available from this weekend (Sat 21st August 2010) at the DTD Poker Club.  These can only be purchased in cash and in person from the cashdesk at the club.

Main Event Day 1a - Saturday 28th August - (£100) - 30 Seats approx
Main Event Day 1b - Sunday 29th August - (£100) - 6 Seats approx

Stud Event - Friday 27th August - (£50) - 40 Seats approx
PLO Event - Saturday 28th August - (£50) - 2 Seats approx
HORSE Event - Monday 30th August - (£50) - 5 Seats approx

Pro League Event - Friday 27th August - (£255) - 40 Seats approx

DTD will also be promoting the sale of these seats, so we don't expect them to hang around for long.  Numbers are approximate and will only go down.  APAT takes no responsibility for any players that travel specially to DTD to get a seat and it is sold out.  We will try and update numbers left when we can.



3 - Alternates List

All events (except HU event) will have an alternates list available for the first two levels of play.  This will be managed by APAT at DTD and will be available on a first come, first served basis.

10% please Matt.
Will confirm how I  will pay shortly.

Sent on Full Tilt.... enjoy.

Booked and received. Thanks mate.

Booked and received.

Yeah I think you're right mate but most people don't believe it.

I think I just up the aggression a bit and lose the last bit of respect I had for money making plays easier.

10% pls. i'll ship on tilt??

Booked mate. Tilt's fine.

and received. Thanks.

10% pls titty

Can you clarify OP?

If you are in Day 1a of APAT ME you cant be in PLO as its same day?

He's got his ME and PLO days the wrong way round.

gl tittyhead- if I had the dough would take some. Excellent value in all these comps

Hi mate, Blatch just texted to say he'll take it.

I'll have some please mate

Regards

M

Levelling racket hits it for six

This. Thanks Leigh.

Too late dipshit.

Regards

E

Booked and received.

Thanks Mr K. (My hero)

Sold. Thanks Blatch.

Is Neil actually banned?

Too late dipshit

Regards

E

pls start doing this on every post

Regards


G

Right then this is sold out now.

I have no idea how because I'm shit but the following people have little chunks of my action and have all paid in full:

Numpty Rutter - 10%

Neil Jakwally - 10%

James "mymfckinhero" Keys - 10%

[ ] Blatch - 10%

Amatay - 10%

Cos (Too late) - 0%

MPower (Too late) - 0%

Redsimon (Too many questions) - 0%

First comp is tomorrow. I have revised my plan slightly for comp number one. Instead of possibly getting drunk I've decided to drink as much alcohol as is humanly possible within the first 2 levels. If we go on to win anything it will be a minor miracle. This plan may change slightly because I might not make it for level 2. I will however make sure that I'm pissed before the end of the second level that I play.

I will write a full and comprehensive report on all tournaments as I firmly believe that stakers deserve a little bit more back than simply playing the comp.

Good luck to all of us.

Matt you're the best I hope you bink ruddy massive :)up

[ ] Matt you're the best I hope you bink ruddy massive :)up

This has got to be the best staking request i've ever seen.

GOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO drunkpie

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just got back from DTD having managed a 4th place finish for £900 in today's £100 comp.

Just about enough to give us a freeroll for the rest of the comps.



























If it was part of the stake :D

LOL!

Cos says:
*just checked ur staking thread
*remembered a £100 comp in there
Matt says:
*lolololol
Cos says:
*[ ] it was this one
Matt says:
*was so desperate to win it
*for the rubz

For anyone who knows Paul Moyce- he was sat next to Matt at the final. They looked like the mitchell brothers on tour

rotflmfao

As promised here is a full and comprehensive report of the first tournament.

Played some cards.

Won some chips.

Lost some chips.

Had some fun.

Ran out of chips.

tl;dr

Cliffs for Titbean

We lost.

Blatch taught you well Mathew

It's nice that someone thinks it was that way round.

ERRRR


TL;DR weeeee

Matt currently in the APAT Pro event £255 PLHE

Heads up, guaranteed £1800+. £2880 plus GUKPT Seat to the winner

gogogo Matt

Shiped it

EDIT : FMP

Matt took £1,500 and a GUKPT Seat in a deal, then a further £600 when he won the HU to scoop the victory.

aaaayyyyaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 ;sark; ;karabiner;


 ;kneelsucker;




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Doesn't look inebriated enough to me. Not impressed, I don't feel the stakers have got their moneys worth, they were promised a drunken mess. Bad bad form imo.

wiiiiiiiiiiiii well done mate!!

Shippppppppp,congrats mate

Hey guys.

Really pleased to lock up a profit after only 2 comps.

Got a pretty good deal whilst 90k to 160k chip deficit. He took £2.5k. I took £1.5k + the gukpt seat. Played for the rest.

Pretty fuckin good seeing as I'd already offered him 1st place which was £2.9k and I'd take £1.7k for second + the seat.

Gave a bit of a tip after winning the heads up so we took exactly £2k but we've all got the gukpt seat for a cheeky little sweat.

Anybody who wants their money now please let me know. If you want to wait until the package is complete no problem.

Nice to be free rolling the last 3 + the gukpt.

Happy days :D

Mate I was pissed enough to have to give my car keys away for safety's sake. That good enough for you?

Cliffs for Titbean.

We won.

yessssssssssssssssssssss well pleased mate!!!!

wp Matt

WP matey.
Dont worry about the monies until after the stakes finished.

GL with the rest.

I was gonna say you nearly gave a TR in the posts above. Not good form rotflmfao

I'll roll my percentage over thanks, :)up

PLO tournament report.

We lost.

Delighted for you matt. Good loss

Wiiiii nice work!

ME tournament report.

We lost.

What! Steve Redfearn gave you 14k!

Yeah I've still got that. I hid it in my pocket for posterity.

It might be worth 16k in a few years time.

Final phase gets underway in a couple of hours.

Playing well and feeling good at the moment so with a bit of luck we can hopefully add a bit to the fund.

Anybody have any thoughts on which GUKPT to play?

Looks like Blackpool is best for a big field / potential bigger bink although Brighton's sooner for the potential early bink.

Whatever you decide to play, good luck with it.  Been enjoying this thread.  Short and easy to read.

good luck today. play whichever gukpt has a better bar.

i will be around this evening so will drop in and say hello

Tourney report for £336 Deepstack.

[ ] We got past level 1.

THIS

Think it's going to be Blackpool for the GUKPT.

Not saying it's got a better bar but Eck, BAM and the Mole will be there so it'll be a momumental piss up.

They were all railing and buying me JD's in the comp we cashed so I feel as though I owe it to them to join them up North.

Can everyone let me know where you want your money sending to. Can do stars, tilt or bank tx.

Will sort out any Blackpool monies as and when but that's not for a couple of months anyway.

Amatay on tilt pls Matt, cheers

wp matt, gl in gup

Thanks mate.

Just sent all the profits out to everyone.

Amatay, Jakally and Numpty all tilt transfers.

Mr Keys and the banned person bank transfers.

Will be back on this thread when GUKPT time comes around. Let's hope for a huge bink.

Thanks again for the stakes gents.

sorry mate didnt see this. just got the money though. thanks and well played

cheers Matt, wp m8. ship the GUKPT one time!

Did u send mine on tilt titty? X

Nope

rotflmfao  ;applause;

You can't laugh about it- it's now my net worth

That would make it a tad funnier, DUCY :)up

just seen this, shippppppppp it :)

Good choice bigman as the extra ciricular activities are very cheap

The sweat's back on for Pie staking part I.

I'm heading to Blackpool tomorrow to play the added seat we got from the APAT comp at DTD.

I don't know if there's any updates going on but I'm sure you can find them if there are.

Obviously any updates will fade in to insignificance compared to the full and detailed write up I'll be giving on this thread.

Time to finish off the staking in style.

gl gl

gl matt TID

Bad luck slaphead :)up

In case anyone's interested I was shit.

Sorry 'bout dat.

weeeeeeeeeeeee