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If you have a problem with me shoving a mid pocket pair on the button whilst ur on the bb with ak, dont advertise it on Face book, and whilst i had kk when you raised with air utg, does it matter how many chips i pushed with, really dont want u calling with ace rag, yes i do go on about my bad beats, but as u know i can fold aces on a rainbow flop all day long, espically when 2 guys both shove 20k of chips into the pot, easy fold, and yes i dit say i destroyed your stack, that gives me as much pleasure as winning the comp as i classed you as good player, (no shake of the hand though or no acknowledgement when i took u out, dissapointing) One thing with me George, i will congratulate on a nice hand(jj v aq last night, guy hit queen on river and destroyed my stack, Please dont comment on how i play, from 2nd Jan 2010 to March 25th 2010, 32 tourneys cashed in 27 generating £7,625.00, i go to our local casino for the company more than the value, i drive 300 miles a day and i find it relaxing, yes i will go to Dtd on occasions for the deepstack(twice and cashed once) but dont broadcast bad play at the casino its what every poker player likes as long as the bad play does not get lucky. please get me a poker dictionary for xmas, need to learn all this lingo, tez, bonk,binkage.

Oh by the way, if u fancy a heads up game let me know £10k sit down just me and u, pick the casino, see who is a tez then.

lolz

 ;popcorn;

lol com

can we try to arrange this for the same date/venue as the big Greekstein/Mantis grudge match please so I can rail both?

What is Bonk ?

game on

[X] Whiney post about another player
[X] Mentions how OP can lay a hand down
[X] Posts selective section of stats to make OP look good
[X] Finishes with HU4ROLLZ?

Textbook.

DTD could run a grudge HU for rollz w/e

George never moans about poker d9es he?

Sigh, not another guy on here who doesnt know! Get in the corner with Cos and Girdy

Forgot you are Mike the Situation

lol, he has you there George. My favourite bit is how there is no need to separate different parts of the post with paragraphs. I like sausage rolls. I think George should play him heads up. I am going to the shops to buy some bread. Are we not still waiting for Cos to also play Andrew Feldman? What did everyone think if the inbetweeners the other night? I saw George's facebook update and wondered if it could turn into a bit of a grudge match kind of thing. Lisbon is the capital of Portugal.

George vs A Sausuage Roll HU would be amazing imo

 ;D

vnh sir

Might need some help with this one?

I  want to challenge Paul Ho headsup4springrollz.

fyp

I'm to busy trying to find that girl next door type.

walk out of your house, turn left (or right) and knock on the first door you come to................. ask for the lady of the house............. tadah!

we got a situaaaaaaationnn

She's 74!!!!!!

lol

man you live in newcastle - the mecca of good ladies! - just get yourself down the quayside

Also, Bedi, the whinges have started again and they are redic tilting.

However, flushthemount, pretty sure you won't win a £10k hu if you want your opponent to fold Arag when you have Kings.

Im there! I must have a huge lunchbox to keep my sarnie in!

she could probs teach you a few things imo.  if it's good enough for Wayne Rooney....

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Norr

1,5

i had a feeling you would post something on here mike. I will respond to this when i get home from work. It wasnt so much the play that bothered me which was pretty shit by the way but more the comment that u made. Everyone knows ur the jamie gold of gala leics however without the ability to even attempt a bluff

Please don't respond George.

You really don't need to.

but all parties should stay civil, please, especially Mike and George. Sort it out off forum if you can!

Do you feel that £20 rebuys at gala Leicester are what you should be playing if you're rolled for HU £10k?

Meh I've just looked out George's facebook post to see what all the hoohah is about.  nothing criticising the guy's play at all, just a bit of annoyance over an unnecessary comment after George lost a race to bubble.  thought it worth clearing that up for anyone that hasn't seen it, as OP implies something quite different.

£10k HU match pls

O rly?

Rupinder Bedi 'Apparantly if you win a 15 big blind flip you "demolished" your opponent. Pity you're a shit local player who has no comprehension of how to play poker'

beggars cant be choosers m8

lol @ another com thread developing, i fkin love Blonde Poker i do

fair enough - i read it 10 mins ago and forgot about that bit.

K. Mike pm me ur number and i will bell you to sort this out. Needless to say there is a bit more history behind this one but will keep it off the forum

nOORRR u can't say this and not tell us?!

btw flushthemount isn't Mike Hill is it as I've heard George badmouthing Mike Hill sooo many times in the past.

norrrr, I just googled mike the situation. the average gayness of my browsing history just went right through the roof

Everyone knows you're the Jamie Gold of Gala Leic.....now that's an insult....not sure who to, probably Jamie mostly

norrrrrrrrrrrrr, i just did the same

FMEL,that is all.

Lol cos u troll. no its not mike hill and never have i criticised his play

Best post of the year, so far!!! LOL

Norrrrrrrrr. My browsing history didn't change!!

 :dontask:

"The Jamie Gold of Gala, Leics".

That has to be the greatest put down of all time.

George- Just get backing for £10k HU match from spinks obv, i'll chip in.

FYI - The way the hand played out was the following: Mike raises 10k (effective stack 30k) folded to him on the button, blinds 1k/2k/200, George ships it, and Mike has to now call. Slightly different to shoving the button and probably what lead to the comment 'tez player', as that is an awful way to play 8's on the button.
I think the animosity comes from the comment " I demolished George", when effectively you won a race and overplayed KK to a raise several hands earlier. In that situation, anybody who knows anything about poker ALWAYS should want a call from a raggy ace, although, George is good enough not to raise in EP with a raggy ace, therefore the shove just eliminates hands that you have crushed, against an agro player, the equity lost with that play is enormous.
Just my humble opinion.

FWIW this has all got out of hand. I probably shouldn't have posted anything on facebook but comes from an earlier incident when I finalled the deepstack in Feb. I'm sure mike knows what I'm talking about

shock as insanely bad players with made up stats and ego's turn up to a £20rb on a tuesday night.

George isnt that bad  ;)

You run so bad!

Did i say finalled? I meant when i won the deepstack

Too much ego in poker nowadays!

lol u watch jersey shore also


soooo funny

lets do this!!!!!!

yes yes yes, free spring rolls for all railers tooooooo pwease!!!

Also George stop whinging about poker. Mentioning a 'deepstack win' in your next complaint is just ridic. MBN etc etc

I wouldnt boast about cashing in 85% of tournies played. pretty much means you go to the tourney to mincash and give yourself no real chance of winning the comp. Probably play like 6 hours per comp and have an roi of like 0.8%.

Also, FWIW i dont think get 15bb's in button vs BB with 88 vs AK is bad play at all, sounds possibly the most standard thing iv ever heard in my life.

lol i doubt any chinese ppl will give spring rolls away for free

unless u spend loads

only when he looses, never comments about losing a race.

i very rarely bluff u know that George, and i did demolish ur stack, which i was proud of as like i said u are supposed to be a great player, and 88 v ak when i am on the button is an automatic shove in my world, and u call with Ace high.

fyp

wrong tourney Cos, 10.00 with 2 rebuys, its not the money its the enjoyment for me.

only history with me and u George is when i shipped on u and u called with 22, i won that one as well.

U didnt shove tho did u? And I ain't here to teach you about why your line with the hand is pretty bad. The hand is irrelevant. Your comment afterward is what annoyed me. Nice to add in the "supposed" I did hear about what u said when  I finalled the deepstack- u hoped I lost. I would wish the same on you but in reality your not going to be able to Jamie Gold you way thru a field of 300 runners

Not poker history. I don't have history with too many at gala because I rarely play there

u lost me there George, always wanted Leicester guys to do well in big tourneys and have posted on here gl messages to u when u have gone deep.

Lol, shoving 15 big blinds with an M of 6 sure is awful.

On the other hand, opening 5x sure is a good play.

huh - this makes no sense - he did it thru 7,000+ runners

Obv play is to eithe jam button or 2.55x to get it in. He 5x's it tho. When I referred to Mike as bad it wasn't solely based on this hand. His whole game is flawed but perhaps I shouldnt have posted in on fb and I most probably shouldn't be talking about it now but then I've always wanted my own starring role in Blondenders!

When I say Jamie Gold I'm referring to being a card rack

George, nothing against u at all, even commented on Monday how well Shelly has done recently at dtd, u know what i dont even remeber how i played my 88 it is irrelevant to me as i never have a concern on most hands, its enjoyment for me, Just did not like ur comments on fb, rather u say to me how i should have played the hand different to get maxium chips, but i thought i did that anyway, (learnt that from Blatch) And never once have u wished me gl in the deepstack, check all my posts when u have played awop and on blonde.

Mike I have been told different. I have no axe to grind. If you PM me your number I will ring you 2moz and sort this out. If not, then so be it.

you have just asked the man to play you heads up for 10 bags!!!  do you even have 10 bags??

would not offer the game if no dollar mate,

Needs love

where do u get made up stats from Rick? and it was not a 20.00 rebuy

you make them up

This afteenoon, between 5.02pm and 5.03pm, I was shitting at a rate of 700kg/day. That's about 6 times my own bodyweight - in a single day. HU4POO

LOL

Really fancy a sausage roll now.

serioulsy superb thread ? Are you a typical young alcholic einstein geezer??? rofl

wow what an absolute trainwreck incred reading. My highlights so far....


lol


3x lol


5x lol


meeeeeeowww


if you really have nothing against him, then starting a thread berating his behaviour and titling, "Advice for George 2 loose Bedi" seems like a waste of time imo

I love you lildave

Best of Blonde IMO. Whole post made me laugh so hard my sides hurt

i may become one of these Blondenders now, we can play at the Queen Vic, (woops, that got demolished as well)

I dunno, kids these days eh!

Sort your shit out privately, you 2 got nothing else better to do?


















On second thoughts.......carry on......good read!

LOL

HU4LOOROLLZ

People updating their facebook status with badbeats and every flip they lose should be shot

what a couple of fannys!!!!

this post just says it all about blonde at the moment nothing but bitchin !!!!!

ye all wannae GET A LIFE !!!!!

QFT

i will end this now as i have explained my thought, wether i shove, limp or raise to much i feel i am able to do what i wish within the laws of the game, if i am ahead which i was on both occasions, or wehther i am behind so be it, thats poker and u put ur chips in and take a chance.

Really nothing against George personally, and i wish i was a card rack like Jamie Gold, but 12mill is a nice result for a card rack.

by the same token George is allowed to rant on his fb.

Believe me, half of blonde wishes he wouldn't but he is entitled to.

FYP

I prefer his conversations with Mrs Bedi.  Always entertaining.  She can play poker too... ;)

I prefer it when you don't speak to me too xxx

 :-*

You break facebook George?  Somebody did.

facebook is just having a mini winge about him atm sure it will be back soon....

This comment passed me by.

So, I come home from the pub tonight, switch on the TV and start watching Dancing with the Stars*

Michael Bolton does his Viennese Waltz and then I hear 'Please welcome to the stage Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino'.

Within 4 microseconds he's flashing his abs.

After the clown dances, Len Goodman totally owns him by saying 'You've got the guns but you've not got the ammunition'.

* GFY

U 2 R LIKE BABIES LOOKING 4 THEIR DUMMIES.

TALKING ABOUT BAD BEAT.....GO SOMEWHRE ELSE.


BEDI BEDI BEDI BEDI BEDI BEDI BEDI BEDI.

 8h 8h 8h

ANY MORE BAD BEAT STORIES BOYS?

GIVE ME A RING ... GOT LOTS 2 TALK ABOUT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 8h 8h 8h

I had a flip online today, ran it twice, and lost both.

I mean seriously what the fuck, it's 50% me and 50% him, yet somehow he won 100%.

Doubt it's even real.

did you wait till you were half way down your timer to click ze button if not dats y !





IS IT!

Errrr no. If he had the pair he was ahead. Did u just have A high?

omaha it's always fiddy fiddy

if they wernt greenz u had no chance

good thread

Enjoyed my heads up last night at tez casino, kk v 67, wow i flopped a king. Jamie Gold is back

Awesome...

Do you like Sausage Rolls.

Mbsfn to have kk hold

mbn to get  a King and a King

Was this for £10k or just a £20 FO for fun like?

gl to George in the 200.00, also Dave Kerr, nice result for Shelly last night, see i aint a bad guy.

THAT GUY SUCKS......REALLY SUCKS

TALK LOTS OF SHITS

BAD LOOSER......


LOOSER

 8h 8h 8h

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Didnt read any of the thread, i'm mashed, wanted to say this is great x

this is just like school 2  5 yr olds going at it with all you lot watching in a big circle

tbh, most of us are just swapping stickers and while we're here, we're pretty indifferent to the fracaa

you got the shiny bedi doing a chuckle one tank?

got got got got got got got got neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

bobby barnes, west ham 1987

im sure pannini forgot to print the fucker - how can no kid in a primary school not have him!

john robertson, nottm forest 1978

exactly the same.

Bastards.

For me it was John Barnes when he played for Watford.

Panini decided instead that the world needed 5 billion Tim Breacker stickers.