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Does anyone know any good companies to talk to about having my house alarm upgraded?

Still got the one that was in when I moved in, and it is a little tempremental.

Not overly fussed about it being monitored, but apart from that dont really know where to start!

Any advice or anyone in this line of work?

Thanks

always found ADT really good on commercial premises so they're probs good for domestic as well. think they do a free survey with no obligation

Buy a dog.

When I stop going out 8 times a week.

I recommend leaving your key in the door on the inside - no one wiill be able to get it  :P

PM Bolt and tell him that your alarm is acting up.

I'll sort it for you mate.

Just tell me how much you want to spend and I'll get Neil and Clarky to fit it.

"Just tell me how much you want to spend..."

God, how I hate that question.

I feel like saying, "I don't want to spend nothing mofo, now you tell me how much I have to spend".

"mofo"? you getting down with Da Kidz now, Mr Red?

He said he doesn't know where to start.

I can install an alarm costing anywhere between £200 and £12000. These are 2 geuine costs for alarms that I have installed (not personally, as a company).

If someone doesn't know where to start then a budget is a reasonable guide.

It's not a question that I would ever ask a normal client. This is Hopkin though who is a mate and I know how he works.

The question was very much client specific.

I thought you would be able to sort this, but you werent about last night.

I will talk to you about it later.

please give hopkin the £200 one and tell him it's the £12k one. you could do it for £10k mates rates

Just trying to figure out how to pull this one off.

I'm thinking a few of those laser pen pointer things might look a bit flashy if I hide them strategically and point them at stuff.

Stick a few dummy cameras up that are "remotely monitored".

Keep his house key for 3 weeks so he thinks it's taken ages to do.

Tell him "you'd be amazed at how much stuff we've hidden in your walls"

should be possible.

Sounds good to me mate.

Can you arrange a break in any day now too?

That way I will be less likely to question the price, and be even more grateful when you have installed it.

I know that Matt, I was just having a rant.

PS- Mofo.

I know that you know but other people on here don't know that you know so I thought I'd let them know.

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Mofo.

Matt, can you come and sort out my neighbour's alarm please?  It keeps on going off. 

(I hope they haven't been burgled 4 times in the last few weeks, otherwise I'll feel really bad for cursing them and their noisy alarm)


Stu, if you're getting an alarm that's not monitored, I'm assuming it's for when you're in the house rather than when you're out.  Otherwise, it's not really much use (see above), other than as a deterrent.  If that's the case, then probably best to go for the £200 (sorry, £10K) option?

I tried to work out if you'd just done some c+p or actually typed all that,I got confused trying to work it out though.

If you actually count all of them and work it out you'll see that there's a double double negative in there and that Red is actually saying he doesn't know that I know.

Didn't like to pull him up though because he's clearly put a lot of effort in to his post.

I would go for monitored too for the sake of a few extra £ per month
when you at work or holidays etc

I've never been burgled thank god (mind u I'm sure I was burgled a few years ago and I'm sure the robbing gits replaced everything they stole
with identical items,not sure though) but I sure wouldn't like it
obviously
I think I'd feel I'd have to move

I been thinking of getting a dog
all sounds good till i have to leave it fir a few hours
fuk me what am I doing on here at 4.45am
just can't sleep lol ah well good morning

WTF,,,,,,,,,,,?

It means he tried to scam the insurance company but when they came round he back tracked.

All sorted

Swapsies, new year in Albufeira in exchange for one fitted alarm.

Alot to be said about barter trade, bring it back imo

That's nothing. They glued me to a yak.

+ expenses?

lol..so still a £200 alarm system for £10k then.