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Right, now that I've had time to calm down, I thought I'd share this little story with you and hopefully gain some advice on where I stand.

Just 2 doors away from me lives your standard 16 yr old scumbag youth and his Mum, now bear in mind I've never personally had any run in with this lot but my wife has, on occasions had to speak to him maybe twice in 2 years over minor matters like kicking a football at our car etc etc.  I have 2 young children aged 2 and 11 months, and with all the snow that's been falling, my wife and daughter enjoyed building a snowman on the front grass for the first time yesterday and it was great to see my daughter's face beaming with joy.

I go to work yesterday afternoon for my shift, only to get a phone call at about 8pm from my wife who's in tears because this youth and 3 of his mates decided to come round and completely destroy the snowman and throw snowballs at our window, purely to get the attention of my wife for her to see who did it.

Now, here's the problem.....nothing has been damaged or stolen, but my wife is, in my opinion suffering a form of intimidation and is a little worried about being on her own with the kids while I'm at work on late shift.  There's nothing I'd love to do more than go round and kick the sh1t out of him but that's not the answer, neither is going round and talking to his Mum (she won't care and would probably hurl abuse).

It's a tricky spot because If I do anything at all, the repercussions will get worse and it'll get out of hand, however, I'm having a real hard time just letting it go as I'm still seething to be honest.

What can I do?  The only hope on the horizon is that we were planning on moving this coming year anyway due to only having a 2 bed home.

I can live with the snowman being destroyed.....that's just sad and pathetic of him.  Although seeing my daughter in tears this morning was a tough one to stomach, and I can handle the football thing, but I can't stand by while he potentially could be causing my wife distress while on her own at nights.  I fear I'm in a no win situation because this could run and run and run and ultimately end up being rather messy.

Apologies if you feel I'm over reacting here but it's just tipped me over the edge to have my daughter in tears and my wife worried for her safety.

to be honest you must think when you were a kid and your mates would throw snowballs ect smash up snowmen to wind people up thats just kids stuff,BUT,this is by no means saying its right,and for you to think your wife is distressed must be hard for you.....

only one thing i would do as ive said before you cant whack these kids but what you can do is find the hardest one in the area,not in the gang someone you know these kids wouldntd fuk with,local bully or young gypsie boy pull him to one side and say this.....

oh mate seriously i need your help and tell him the whole truth and say your missus is a bag of nerves ect add a bit on and ask him to have a quiet word,,,but YOU MUST GET THIS KID ON HIS OWN TO DO THIS,,,it would never work infront of his mates,,,a kid about 16-17,,,some of these real tuff kids are good as gold on there own ...you must they say to him look im giving you £50 just to do this...dont hit anyone,its just £50 to say thanks for your time....if you really explain to the young local hardknock he will sympathise with you i guarantee it...the idiots will shit themselves job done...also say to the kid you give a £50..tell them shes your aunty so fuk off ....THIS WILL WORK 100%

Where do you live mate?

I completely understand how you are feeling.

IMHO the harsh truth is try and forget it and just move as quickly as you can.

If not too much trouble has occurred in the last couple of years I'm sure your family will be OK.....but trying to do anything in these sorts of situations and not to inflame things is almost impossible.

Start looking at properties now....get your wife on the internet looking at places,and get her focusing on moving.

You can always go and sort out his snowman after you leave ;)

Nr Newark.....it's a gypsy town, but this youth and his mates are just rough idiots.  We've been looking to move for 6 months now and this sh1t is just speeding up the process now.

For the record, my wife and daughter have tried building another snowman in defiance but the snow is all wrong now and won't stick :(

sending you pm.

Post edited because it was:


A: bad advice

B: Incriminating

C: Untrue.

lol thats just what i would do....on their own one at a time,they are totally diff lol.,.,i would be all nice but i would make myself look wierd and crazy but nice and calm

I read the post. Will not ever attempt a comedy slow roll on Mr Dog.

For anyone who wants to know about how Red Dog slit the throats of some local scallywags and hid their bodies where no one would find them, just because they used a small g to incorrectly write 'Gypsy', pm me.

Build snowman, create snowballs with metal objects inside them......


wait for little shit to try and 'have his fun' then ' join in' and throw your special snowballs at them and make sure they hit him in the face (preferably over and over and over and over).

Kidnap him and tie him to a chair in a dark room.

Pour a mixture of 1 part petrol to12 parts water over him. Smells just right but not dangerous.

Tell the little f**knut you've been hired by a group of neighbours who want him burned alive if he ever gets out of line again.

A couple of rottweilers chained to the walls will add to the dramatic effect.

Balaclavas may be required to pull this one off without repercussions.

The young person may be very traumatised by this and I wouldn't be surprised to see urination or defecation. Both would be a sign that your ploy had worked.

If you haven't got the mettle to do this yourself get a group of neighbours together and hire someone who has to do it for you.

This is pretty much what Toms original post said

You touting for work Matt?

I never forget when I ws about 20 we had the local idiot slashing tyres etc
And a mate of mine had had enough his dads car got windows done or something
My mate came around he was a right hard bastard and said he'd had enough
Would I help him sort it I said yeah no prob this local idiot deserves everything he gets but he was a bit nuts so we had to
Really give him a good seeing to
So pic the scene
My mate rings and says are you ready
Me yeah
Him right bring a bat or something so I took a truncheon
Goes to pick my mate up beeps the horn out he comes limping mmmmm I think
He gets in the car off we head to were this scally hangs out by the edge of the woods
We pull over to make a plan
I get out my 16 inch truncheon
He then pulls out a 3 foot length of 3x2 from down his trousers I say fuk me what u gonna do with that
He then pulled out a balaclava fml and lol
I said what's that for then start to think fuk i haven't got one
So here we are sat in the car waiting for the big push
Me with I tiny truncheon and my hair all nice
Then there's him with this length of timber and a balaclava and steam comming from every hole
End of story I said it's best if u go sort him and I will wait the other side of the green area where I could watch
Well fuk me he went in like a looney 4 young lads 1 run 3 got polaxed I had to go stop him
Was so so funny but scary at the same time
He was shaking I think he would have killed them
Result the one kid the main one 2 weeks in hospital
Broken jaw
3ribs
Compound frac shin
And no more trouble
Best part everyone knew he done it even the police
They pulled him and even said well done
Was funny when he pulled the balaclava out lol
I said where's mine he just looked at me lol

yeah sounds like a right laugh ::)

and fwiw, I tend to agree with Ripple.  At lot of the time kids just don't know where to draw the line, and if they know they're intimidating someone and getting away with it they'll probably egg each other on even more.  I had a couple of scallywags chucking snowballs at my windows from very short range last night whilst I was trying to negotiate my way over some sheet ice with my daughter in the car.  Once I got out and started giving them a good talking to they soon lost their bravado and scarpered.

I don't like these suggestions of vigilante violence at the best of times, but for people to be making these recommendations against a child just seems way off, no matter how much of a little shit that child might be.

I would be more than delighted to see the parents suffer the violence....... I have no problem either way.




Just remember everyone that young boy has human rights and knows you cant touch him so just let him act up........

I used to live in Singapore.  The last case of a kid spray painting a car happened in 1996.  It was an American kid and the police caught him.  He was sentenced to caning and 6 months in a correctional institution.  Bill Clinton intervened and asked them not to do it but the Singapore Govt. said forget it and went ahead.

Now caning under Singapore laws means that you are tied to a caning horse and have a Dr standing by to stitch up the wounds on your back side after a bamboo cane has done its magic.

Any guesses how many kids have spray painted a car in Singapore since then?

Human rights should be applied to people who behave like humans and not animals.

 Ahrt



Sounds amazing and I totally agree with you Marcro.

Tilts the fk out of me, watching Coppers on Channel 4 recently, firstly a heroin addict who is arrested and in custody. he's been in hundreds of times, so just says 'I feel ill' then falls on the floor faking a fit so he has to have 2 coppers take him to hospital all afternoon where he can get a ciggy and some methadone and he wanders back in afterwards smiling and waving. Secondly was a stupid young girl caught driving with no insurance/license, after 10 minutes of acting up and physically resisting she starts screaming im pregnant ....my baby......



These people need putting down.


God why am I thinking about this stuff, I hate the general public. I saw another case where a convicted murderer is arguing against his sentence etc on the basis of human rights....... did the dead person have human rights? it makes me so mad it's ridic even more than playing a tourny for 8 hours and spacking it off going out first on the final table like last night (sick barg I know) :p rotflmfao




Lets get all these mongs and sepp blatter/the rest of fifa in a room and put them all down I say......

If you can find them maybe these guys can help...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM

I don't think u realise this case happened over 20 years ago
Me and my mate were about 19-20 and the scumbag bastard was about 17
He had been terrorising the area smashing old peoples windows
Doing every car tyre in one night something like 140 odd tyres
He was crackers screwed the local corner shop so many times they closed and never opened for overca year
He was real trouble, if I had to do it again I would,but I would have took a bigger bat
And after my mate Mackers give him a good seeing too
Never a problem off him ever infact a few months later he moved away
Years later we heated he committed a murder with another person
I bet he's locked up or dead now and I'm glad

Not for the fainthearted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Run0_I84eJ4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Run0_I84eJ4)

ah well, he obviously learnt his lesson then.  wd.

That looks kinda fun rotflmfao

Well he didn't murder Mackers
But it calmed him right down and stopped him
Fiooking around by our area and he moved away
So yes it did work for us anyway
Your too soft obviously what would have you done?
Sent him on a holiday with under privileged kids?
Outward bound course??

Sofa I like the way you roll.

I for one think this country has become way too nice to nob heads.

Some times you just gotta give them more than a talking to.

When i was a 13 yr old kid i got caughtdoing  graffiiti to a load of white fencing and the bloke who caught me give me 1 hell of a hiding


[ x ]  worked

never wrote on anything other than paper since

sofaking is too soft surely, he was the one who stopped the guy getting beat to death. The future murder wouldn't have happened if sofaking wasn't such a wooly liberal.  ;nemesis;  ;sark; ;marks;

wtf is going on where is all the ,.,.,.,.,.,.,,...,..,.,...,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.???

I like to think I'm fair
I've never been a bully and I've never been bullied but I've seen both
Sides
sometime u can talk to them but u must always always get them on their ,,own and first be real nice and a bit wierd
Frighten the fuk out of them without going bonkers
Just say something like
look mate I was worse than u when I was 16
I cut my next doors cat into about 20 pieces and posted them through their letterbox
When I got caught they sent me to borstal where I got raped I stabbed the kid in the eye with
A pair of siccsors and the put me on 23 hour lock up for 8 weeks
But here's the turning point

You then say when they let me out I went all good for a few years till I met my missus then I just went back to my old ways for about 2 years
But I'm alright now and to be honest mate that's why I don't want any shit now
You understand don't you mate?????

He will freeze and shit himself and be all nice and calm
And weird looking I swear if it don't work well I know 100%
It works
Word soon gets around not to go near you,, u could flip but you know what u want them to say about u after they tell their mates how crazy u are??
You know what he's alright actually he's a top bloke

Is awesome plan right enough but I think 1 in 100 people would be able to pull it off and you happen to be one of them.

I forgot to add if you see them in a gang of 4 or 5 I done this years ago outside a shop
Front em right up say something like hey guys who's the hardest out of all you 1 always says me why
Say something like I tell u what here's a bet for you but I only want to do this with the toughest one it's ok its no fighting or shit
Right I bet u I can hold my breath 4 times longer than you
They always say go on then u say if I lose I will give u something u want they always say what what say no u want the bet they take it
Do all this jokingly they will lol
Right u hold your breath u lose on purpose he says what do I get etc say wait here
Go in the shop and buy him a pack of gags with your money
I promise u everytime u see any one of them kids they will remember you and say alright mate
They are on your side for a pack of gags you get no headaches
U never get your car touched just try and reason with them make em lol
Most of the time there just bored with fall to do
They will respect coz u made an effort to have a fuk about with them it works

There are kids up my mothers when they were 10-15 I used to wind them up throwing them money letting them to pile PBS all trying to get it a fivers worth of 50ps
Now there 16-18 and crackers and dangerous they all rem me and all allways nice giving me the nod of respect etc
If they ask me to get rags for them in the shop I do
Coz they will get them anyway
My mum and gets no bother and I know all these kids know where my parents live and no one knocks there door fooling around etc

P.s,,..,., no commas on my iPhone it's hard enough to type

Oh yeah and I got no f's on my iPhone
No 7's on the phone
And no 12's on my calendar

sofa king ftw rotflmfao

Sofa  ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; I havent laughed so much in a long time.

Unfortunately you have to be a burly bloke or have a crazy mad look in ur eye (with a facial scar preferably) to pull this stuff off... but all good advice :-)

On a more serious note.

Matt, I think the best you can do is just ignore it if you are planning to move away anyway, no need to fuel the fire. If you couldnt move house it would be a different story and you would have to do something.
Just bite ur tongue and be thankful that you are in a situation that you CAN move away and it will all be a distant memory soon.

PS planning some kind of revenge after you have moved will help ;)

I'll take 0, any prizes?

rofl bob

I'm starting to think am I bit weird coz I swear on the holy bible all what I've said is true
And to be very very honest
I've played it down a bit lol

I used to get the kids in the street fighting each other for tenners
Get them doing running races with their laces tied together etc
Once I rem getting about 10 of them doing a piggy back race around the wreck park about 2 miles for
A bottle vodka
I also remember showing them £1 coins then throwing pennies as far as I could onto the grass on the park sleight of hand chit
It must all stem back to when I was 15 when I had the fruit stall in Cardiff town centre
Fuk me we used to get the winos doing all sorts for a quid
Who could dent the pole of a no entry sign with their heads impossible but they used to try.... Lol
We used to wrap winos up in big tv boxes in town and just watch passers looking at the trying to get out of the boxes
A bad one was we would get 2 winos buy 2 bottles of cheap whisky and make them race drinking the whole bottle in one go
Fuk the list could go on and on

Our uncle mike used to make us go and ko all the piss heads on rugby international days when the would fuk about throwing the fruit around we were about 14-15 at the time ko out real men aged 25-40 ish but they were pissed
Our uncle mike was a nutter
They tried to get him off the streets with one of his hot dog vans one of the first ones
The council picked him up in a crane as he wouldn't get out lol
I will search for pic

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Oh, really?

lol so many stories about things people in my family have done to this sort of arsehole.

wp sofa

what would I have done?  Well if this guy was as bad as you say, and presuming all these cases of criminal damage etc had been reported to the police I'd have made a nuisance of myself with them until they did their job properly. 

tbf birds can do a lot less in these situations than blokes.

completely beside the point - if I was a 6ft 5 20 stone brick shithouse of a guy my answer would be the same.  We live in a civilised country with a justice system where people are employed to keep law and order.  If people are unhappy, for whatever reason, with the job police are doing in their local area, taking the law into their own hands isn't the way to fix things - use your passion and energy to badger the police, start a campaign, whatever.  Thugs that kick a kid's head in coz he's a bad apple are no better than the perpetrators of the original crime imo, and long term it's only going to lead to more problems when people think doing this stuff is the norm.  Further, it might drive the problem off your own doorstep (as in sofa's case) and if that's all your bothered about, then wd, you won, but it only drives the problem elsewhere.

Pretty clear I'm in a minority from the replies on this thread though.

In several countries I might agree but the justice system in this country doesnt work. I mean look at the guy on here who just got out after doing 2 years for being a paedo. wtffff.

When the justice system doesn't work, people have to take it into their own hands.

I'd say you were pretty lucky no-one turned up on your doorstep with a balaclava and a lump of wood

Claw I wonder if you would feel the same if your nan was having a lot of chit to deal with
Being scared stiff to walk to the shop etc
After the police saying sorry we have to catch them in the act etc

Utmost be the animal in me but I would defend my family
And territory to the death
Maybe I was a lion or something in a previous life
But as I've said before get on there side first by fooling about with them having a joke etc it makes life a lot easier

As to someone knocking my door with a balaclava
Never been done to me and I've never done anything
For someone to call

As for ko the idiots pissed up throwing my uncle mikes gear about
They had what was comming to them

When we were getting up at 3am to go pick up stock from wholesalers
Taking hours to flash it all up to look nice
Then some pissheads thinks it's fun to throw the stock around
Expect a good clip
It's much easier to ko them out when there pissed and when you 15 your fearless 
You ask anyone who knows me I've never ever been a bully I've never had to
1thibg I can't stand is a bully ask around I've clipped a few mind

you seriously don't see what you were doing to the winos as bullying?

I'm staggered at some of this Sofa King.

Have you ever done time? If not, you are amazingly lucky becuase what you do in some of these instances is as bad as those you criticise

the stuff with the winos seems like it was some kind of sport.  didn't think it was particularly 'lol' myself.  In fact reading about it sickened me. 
But, the whole attitude of 'don't mess with me or mine or you'll get what's coming to you' seems to typify the mindset of a bully to me.

I'd guess that the reasons no one has turned up on sofa's door with a balaclava and a lump of wood are:

a) winos aren't that well connected, hence why they're ok to pick on
b) people are too shit scared of his reputation
c) most of the local balaclavad dudes are probably on the payroll

Right let's first of all set the record straight
A lot of this happened over 20 years ago

As for the winos they used to love it
The who could down a bottle of whisky in one go was
Their favourite game

On the other hand the winos used to go into boots store next to my
Fruit stall and cause murders who would have to save them me or one of the fruit boys
Coz we knew how to handle them etc

I will fish this in a min

Someone at the door in a goody lol

Right I was saying about the winos
They were uncontrollable when the police came who had to go and tell the wino to calm down and go quietly us everytime
We used to be called every single day sometimes 3-4 times to get them out of boots the chemists
We were like superheroes I suppose
We had nick names I can rem
Meowmeow he thought he was a cat
Knock em down n fuk em eddy he was gay
Lankylanky he was a midget
Dodo he had a huge nose
Stumpy 1 leg obviously
As I'm thinking back about them we used to have a laugh with them they used to go get tea for us etc
We always give them a few quid we didn't always play silly tricks etc
Some had some sad stories
There was banana banana he used to push a trolley obviously we used to give him bananas for free
He died and they found £60,000 in his run down flat

There was line up line up he had about 30 dogs he was loaded


As for being locked up I've never ever been convicted
When I was younger went to court a few times but was always found not guilty
Self defence

Guys in not a c*nt if anything I'm one of the good guys

I'm guessing when you were a child your favourite movies were Bugsy Malone and Driller Killer?

I remember once we did this for a laugh my uncle mikes idea
Freezing cold winter evening
We always went for a beer in the royal hotel
Ost Fridays
One freezing Friday night mike arranged for about 15 of the local winos to come in there with us for a pint lmao
Was soap funny u shoulda seen the managers face
He couldn't afford to kick them out as mike was a big spender in there he was a bit of a champagne charley

Ahh looking back just rem some stories funny sad
Think what u like
We were good to them aswel as having a joke around with them
Glueing 50ps to the floor watching them trying to get them off the ground kept them busy for ages lol

A lot of you haven't worked the streets selling anything drop
Light up yours to party poppers perfume all sorts
I done this from the age of about 12-13-14
We had fun but we also helped people and even more the police
When they used to get mobbed  by thieves in town we always helped them pulling the thrives off the coppers
For that the police turned a blind eye to us street trading etc

The winos loved us honest on my sons life
We were always giving them money gags tea food
Not always for pranks coz we did feel sorry for em
Some of them anyway
Some of them were just nasty
Most of them were nice

that'll be a no then. your moral compass really is waaaaaay off on some things

Well that comment sounds just like from someone who got or is getting bullied
Get a life we didn't kill anyone and we didn't bully anyone we had a laugh
As they also laughed also ok the got paid to fuk me
Some of u on here bonkers
Haven't any of u ever lived a bit???
Fuk I get called a bully for doing a few pranks that EVERYONE involved laughed
This site sometimes some of u need to get a bit streetwise

My bullies always said it was for a laugh aswell.

Sofa why are you writing your posts in Iambic pentameters?

;D

I think it's ok to take the law into your own hands over some things. Say if somebody hurt my mrs I would readily bite their nose off. But that's if somebody hurt my mrs. Some kid wrecking a snowman doesn't seem serious enough to get anxious about. You say your daughter was upset but in reality she would be more upset to know her dad was cracking skulls with a block of wood because a troublesome teenager threw some snowballs at the house. I don't think the violent option earns much respect from anyone including your family over such a trivial matter. In fact people who say they would go ape over the snowman scandal are simply keyboard warriors. I think you win the day if you rise above the loss of the snowman.

Anyway I don't know why your daughter is upset. Who told her the snowman was wrecked? I would have told her the snowman just bowled off somewhere, prob to help Santa or whatever. Any child would believe that. Heck it's so cold at the moment I would believe that. Watching the snowman melt into the ground over a number of days would have been more upsetting for her in the long run I reckon. I always find that kinda sad myself.

Maybe it goes back to my Shakespeare days
Iambic pentameters
Is always a great way to talk
But I'm sure you of all follis capernaseans would know this
Being an ex accoutant

please clarify 'with their consent' sofa.  did they say 'yeah i'm well up for that - sounds like a laugh' or did they agree to do it because you offered them money/fags/booze whatever in return?

I swear on my sons life
Sometimes they would just do itfor a laugh
E,g go and chase a girl with a bunch of flowers we gave them
Yeah ok they would prob do anything we said but
We were never cruel to them
Sometimes we had them helping us unload the vans etc we used to like them
In no way did we harm them ok thinking back maybe the slugging the bottle of whisky was a bit naughty but the loved it and we pissed ourselves at watching
Once we let eddy sleep in the stall as he had been ill with a cold
When I think about it we were good to them

Im prolly gonna get flamed for this, BUT

Have you considered waiting to the kid is on his own one day, walking up to him being perfectly reasonable and nice and just asking him if he realised how upset your daughter got? And that you'd appriciate it if, whenever he was doing anything around your house he'd just bear her in mind and try not to damage her things.

I know this is a bit soft, but these kinda kids are pretty aggro and thats what they know, you respond with aggro they then RE-AGGRO back at you and he's always gonna be happier in confrontation because thats his thing. If you take him into an adult environment where aggro and fighting isn't an option and talk to him like a grown up you might find you get a bit of a reaction out of him.

have we tried just throwing snowballs back? that's what I normally do

Of course they loved it, they are alcoholics. Not exactly socially responsible of you lot though!

enough of this. I'm off out to find a couple of junkies and see who can take the most smack before collapsing

have u lot ever heard of 'bumfights'?

No its not the sort of porn that Hopkin jacks off to, it was a bit of a sensation in america a few yrs ago where these guys paid homeless people and crackheads etc to do anything

The snowman isn't worth getting anxious about.......the group intimidation is.

My daughter was upset because she saw it had gone and burst into tears before we had chance to explain that he'd gone to help santa or whatever.

I have resisted all aggressive options because I'd rather dialogue..........and I cant scrap for toffee...........waiting for direct intimidation or actual contact to me or family before losing it.

All is quiet on the front line and long may it stay that way, however, I have an all day drinking session in town next saturday........could well be d-day.  Here's to me keeping my cool.

Heard about it but only saw one clip of it with 2 of them fighting I think it was. Diidn't they pay them to get tattooed in one of the eps?

The more I read, the more I'm convinced that sofaking is Fagin from Oliver Twist.

What we crows do if our neighbours are giving us trouble,

Is flyover their house and dump onto the car roof and windscreen, just after he's washed it.

Hope this helps

Just remembered about all this and thought I'd post a quick update.

It's been just over a year since all this and right now things have worked out great.  We moved house last July to a lovely village 3 miles away called Farndon, it was where we had wanted to go but never thought we'd be lucky enough to live here.  Our house was on the market for just 2 months before we sold it, and, during this time, we looked round our potential new house and really loved it but thought we'd never get it as we run so bad.

Now I have a large garden with plenty of grass for the kids, 3 beds and most of all, peace and quiet with no scum within the immediate vicinity!  Can honestly say I've never been happier.

Farndon is your typical large village.....2 pubs, a restaurant, shop and the lovely River Trent and Marina literally 2 mins walk away......happy days.....now where did I put my baseball bat!

Good to hear mate.

Geo

Brilliant

Great outcome, enjoy

Do you keep in touch with the people who bought your house?

What ever happened to ,,,,,,,,,,,sofa king,,,,i miss him

He had a fall out with a few people on one of his number plate threads, and decided not to post on blonde anymore

He's not banned, his choice

He was on here coupla weeks ago cos received comma free pm offering FLUSHY plate at bargain price.

Great to hear its all worked out fine.

Wasn't an exclusive offer then  :D I messaged him back but got no reply, come back Sofa,,,,,,,,,/,,,,,//,