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Title: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: rex008 on January 14, 2011, 11:10:26 PM I just took the wife to DTD. Went to see The Kings Speech at the showcase, thought we'd pop in, she'd never seen it before.
"So, what do you think?" "Bit like a bingo hall, isn't it." ;gobsmacked; ;facepalm; Anybody else care to contribute? Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Claw75 on January 14, 2011, 11:10:54 PM it is tho
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: bhoywonder on January 14, 2011, 11:14:22 PM Eyes down
Clickety click Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: gatso on January 14, 2011, 11:19:50 PM Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:24:25 PM "I'm leaving you"
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: GreekStein on January 14, 2011, 11:28:36 PM you let your wife speak?
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Waz1892 on January 14, 2011, 11:30:56 PM "No"
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:32:15 PM "thats not where it lives"
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: LeKnave on January 14, 2011, 11:40:45 PM Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:42:44 PM btw thats not my missus, she is much more likely to say "If I could do any better, or afford the rent on my own I would leave you" Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:42:59 PM I'm very lucky
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Robert HM on January 14, 2011, 11:45:38 PM Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sovietsong on January 14, 2011, 11:47:21 PM not at all, I'm overweight & bald yet live with a real girl. there is hope for you all.* *excluding ChipRich Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: vegaslover on January 15, 2011, 07:51:13 AM Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: LeKnave on January 15, 2011, 08:58:30 AM not at all, I'm overweight & bald yet live with a real girl. there is hope for you all.* *excluding ChipRich rofl x20! Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: boldie on January 15, 2011, 09:59:18 AM why, what have you heard?
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: DaveShoelace on January 15, 2011, 11:24:54 AM 'oh for gods sake go on then, but be quick'
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: RED-DOG on January 15, 2011, 11:52:27 AM 'oh for gods sake go on then, but be quick' [ ] Necessary instruction. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: outragous76 on January 15, 2011, 03:18:37 PM " blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sofa----king on January 15, 2011, 04:08:50 PM You are never allowed in the backdoor!!!!!
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: the sicilian on January 15, 2011, 06:08:45 PM Ex-Wife to Dad ( Former Undercover Copper )... Do you know anyone who could top him?
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Lucky on January 16, 2011, 11:48:24 AM Ex-Wife to Dad ( Former Undercover Copper )... Do you know anyone who could top him? About you ? Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Simon Galloway on January 16, 2011, 11:55:21 AM Ex-Wife to Dad ( Former Undercover Copper )... Do you know anyone who could top him? This man was recruited.. (http://www.final-touch-cars.co.uk/images/icecream3.jpg) Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: the sicilian on January 16, 2011, 02:49:47 PM Ex-Wife to Dad ( Former Undercover Copper )... Do you know anyone who could top him? About you ? Yup Lolz.... Twice Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: celtic on January 16, 2011, 02:50:44 PM Ex-Wife to Dad ( Former Undercover Copper )... Do you know anyone who could top him? About you ? Yup Lolz.... Twice Shame the answer was no :( Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: The-Crow on January 16, 2011, 03:10:51 PM " You have been on that computer all day"
"When do I get a go" " Your dinners ready, shall I bring it in to you in there" " Its 3am and you have to get up early tomorrow " " I'm going to my mothers" " This is your daughter, you may not recognise her , you have not played with her for a while " Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: kinboshi on January 16, 2011, 04:30:50 PM I just took the wife to DTD. Went to see The Kings Speech at the showcase, thought we'd pop in, she'd never seen it before. "So, what do you think?" "Bit like a bingo hall, isn't it." ;gobsmacked; ;facepalm; Anybody else care to contribute? Maybe she thought a bingo hall was apt after watching you play? :dontask: Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: boldie on January 16, 2011, 05:22:15 PM "You are really exasperating sometimes"..and then something else which I don't understand, her being Scottish and all.
Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: maccol on January 16, 2011, 11:28:08 PM "You are really exasperating sometimes"..and then something else which I don't understand, her being Scottish and all. eejit? :DTitle: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Robert HM on January 16, 2011, 11:58:47 PM "You are really exasperating sometimes"..and then something else which I don't understand, her being Scottish and all. eejit? :DPardon? Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: paulhouk03 on January 17, 2011, 12:40:12 AM We have got no money
Next day look what I got they were on sale they were 1000 now there 800 BARGAIN Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: boldie on January 17, 2011, 07:37:25 AM "You are really exasperating sometimes"..and then something else which I don't understand, her being Scottish and all. eejit? :DAh yes that's a common phrase used in our house, "Eejit", "Galoof" etc. etc. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: DaveShoelace on January 17, 2011, 07:52:26 AM "Can we afford this?"
ie. "Can you afford this?" Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Matt.NFFC. on January 17, 2011, 09:22:34 AM "Have you deposited again?"
She already knows I have........cue a 10 min battle to justify it............I always lose. Can't be that bad, we're still together 11 years later :) Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: DaveShoelace on January 17, 2011, 09:31:27 AM "Yeah but its 30% off"
The way of justifying spending her entire wages on pay day on a pair of shoes or a bag or someink Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: boldie on January 17, 2011, 10:19:13 AM "Yeah but its 30% off" The way of justifying spending her entire wages on pay day on a pair of shoes or a bag or someink lol, I practically have to force MrsB to buy clothes (She is much too self-less, bless her). Soo happy I don't have to put up with this nonsense Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: DaveShoelace on January 17, 2011, 10:35:29 AM "Yeah but its 30% off" The way of justifying spending her entire wages on pay day on a pair of shoes or a bag or someink lol, I practically have to force MrsB to buy clothes (She is much too self-less, bless her). Soo happy I don't have to put up with this nonsense Oh its so annoying, first of all she never ever looks at the price only the saving (and I suspect the sale prices are often the only price they have ever been) then after dragging me round shops constantly whenever we go out she says 'Ive got nothing to wear' Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: boldie on January 17, 2011, 10:46:29 AM "Yeah but its 30% off" The way of justifying spending her entire wages on pay day on a pair of shoes or a bag or someink lol, I practically have to force MrsB to buy clothes (She is much too self-less, bless her). Soo happy I don't have to put up with this nonsense Oh its so annoying, first of all she never ever looks at the price only the saving (and I suspect the sale prices are often the only price they have ever been) then after dragging me round shops constantly whenever we go out she says 'Ive got nothing to wear' I never have to go clothes shopping with my, much, better half :) Having said that; MrsB is making me go to the shops this upcoming Saturday as, apparently (OK, this might be correct), I don't have any holiday clothes. FML very much. Where the hell am I going to buy summer clothes (going to Dubai again..wiii) in Scotland in January?? Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: david3103 on January 17, 2011, 02:07:50 PM Where the hell am I going to buy summer clothes (going to Dubai again..wiii) in Scotland in January?? http://www.charityshops.org.uk/locator.php Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: bhoywonder on January 17, 2011, 02:29:54 PM "Do you like this dress?"..,prior to going out somewhere.
There is no correct answer....its a trap Tears inevitably follow at some point regardless of your answer Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: boldie on January 17, 2011, 02:36:27 PM Where the hell am I going to buy summer clothes (going to Dubai again..wiii) in Scotland in January?? http://www.charityshops.org.uk/locator.php lolz WP Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: barhell on January 17, 2011, 08:14:41 PM "Do you like this dress?"..,prior to going out somewhere. There is no correct answer....its a trap Tears inevitably follow at some point regardless of your answer In our house it's more "How does this look?" I answer you look lovely/perfect etc which is shortly followed by her getting changed. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: DaveShoelace on January 18, 2011, 07:36:02 AM "Do you like this dress?"..,prior to going out somewhere. There is no correct answer....its a trap Tears inevitably follow at some point regardless of your answer In our house it's more "How does this look?" I answer you look lovely/perfect etc which is shortly followed by her getting changed. I know how to deal with this one The trick is to look shocked, don't say anything for 3 seconds then utter the words 'wow' to yourself, like you have been knocked for 6 at how amazing she looks and reminded yourself how lucky you are to have her and what a fool you have been to take her for granted, then you eagerly tell her to wear it and that she looks fantastic like some wild eyed savage that wants to make love to her there and then, to hell with the night out, you must have her and you would climb any mountain and kill a man to be with this creature of unrivalled beauty before you explode....... The dopey cow will still end up wearing something else she hates, but you will at least be in her good books for an hour or two, pretty much untill she sees someone down town wearing the same thing she is wearing and she somehow blames you for that. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: kinboshi on January 18, 2011, 11:34:26 AM "Do you like this dress?"..,prior to going out somewhere. There is no correct answer....its a trap Tears inevitably follow at some point regardless of your answer In our house it's more "How does this look?" I answer you look lovely/perfect etc which is shortly followed by her getting changed. I know how to deal with this one The trick is to look shocked, don't say anything for 3 seconds then utter the words 'wow' to yourself, like you have been knocked for 6 at how amazing she looks and reminded yourself how lucky you are to have her and what a fool you have been to take her for granted, then you eagerly tell her to wear it and that she looks fantastic like some wild eyed savage that wants to make love to her there and then, to hell with the night out, you must have her and you would climb any mountain and kill a man to be with this creature of unrivalled beauty before you explode....... The dopey cow will still end up wearing something else she hates, but you will at least be in her good books for an hour or two, pretty much untill she sees someone down town wearing the same thing she is wearing and she somehow blames you for that. :D Spoken from painful experience. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: RaisyDaisy86 on January 25, 2011, 12:41:18 PM "Do you like this dress?"..,prior to going out somewhere. There is no correct answer....its a trap Tears inevitably follow at some point regardless of your answer In our house it's more "How does this look?" I answer you look lovely/perfect etc which is shortly followed by her getting changed. I know how to deal with this one The trick is to look shocked, don't say anything for 3 seconds then utter the words 'wow' to yourself, like you have been knocked for 6 at how amazing she looks and reminded yourself how lucky you are to have her and what a fool you have been to take her for granted, then you eagerly tell her to wear it and that she looks fantastic like some wild eyed savage that wants to make love to her there and then, to hell with the night out, you must have her and you would climb any mountain and kill a man to be with this creature of unrivalled beauty before you explode....... The dopey cow will still end up wearing something else she hates, but you will at least be in her good books for an hour or two, pretty much untill she sees someone down town wearing the same thing she is wearing and she somehow blames you for that. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: sovietsong on January 25, 2011, 06:41:13 PM this thread is sexist.
Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: rex008 on January 25, 2011, 10:22:21 PM Better?
Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:29:55 PM Better? i feel discriminated against as a single person now. plus whole thread is a massive rub down. Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: sovietsong on January 25, 2011, 10:30:12 PM Better? haha, brilliant. what about people that arent married? Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: sovietsong on January 25, 2011, 10:30:31 PM Better? i feel discriminated against as a single person now. plus whole thread is a massive rub down. delete this please, you were too quick. Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:31:29 PM Better? i feel discriminated against as a single person now. plus whole thread is a massive rub down. delete this please, you were too quick. sure will. Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: sovietsong on January 25, 2011, 10:33:21 PM Better? i feel discriminated against as a single person now. plus whole thread is a massive rub down. delete this please, you were too quick. sure will. yawn. the 'sure' thing is so 2009 [ ]*******************************88 Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: Claw75 on January 25, 2011, 10:35:08 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: thetank on January 26, 2011, 01:38:37 AM W : What do you want to eat.
M :I dunno, maybe a curry W : don't fancy a curry. M : How about a burger W : I don't want burgers ... W : What do you want to eat M : I don't mind, what do you want W : I don't know ... W : I'm hungry M : What do you want W : I don't know Flash forward 2 minutes, I'm in the kitchen systematically shouting the contents of the fridge/freezer and cupboards through to the living room M : Chicken W : No M : Pasta W : Nah M : Yoghurt W : No ... M : Fish Fingers W : No M : Apples W : No ... ... ... We have a curry. Title: Re: Things your wife says Post by: Horneris on January 26, 2011, 03:21:19 AM We have got no money Next day look what I got they were on sale they were 1000 now there 800 BARGAIN Cabs are heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere Title: Re: Things your wife, husband, or civil partner says Post by: Eso Kral on January 26, 2011, 05:27:58 PM I recently got a different company car (blatant i have a job brag)
Wife gets in and we drive off without her putting the seat belt on. Obv the alarm starts beeping to which she says "Rich whats that noise?" Me "oh its the alarm to say your seat belt is not on" Wife "but how does it know when i am not here though" ::) |