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Title: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 09, 2011, 09:18:43 AM
haveing been presured for some considerable time by all my fiends at my local poker club to write a diary i have finaly got around to it.....clearly anything i write will be far supperior to all other diaries so far written and indeed any that could possible be written in the future...therefor i have taken the unusual step of limiting myself to a set number of words per month this will allow the reader to savour and relish and if they wish to apply the wisdom within the words to there every day life,something that will be a refreshing spring of cool water in a parched wilderness of stagnent self flagalating egotishikal teedium and borrowed misquotes that they find in other diaries that abound and assault the poker internet ...so without further todo and to kick it of a double dose of words for this month.....THE DIARY

 CHAPTER ONE

I THINK



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: boldie on February 09, 2011, 10:43:44 AM
Excellent start!


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on February 09, 2011, 11:09:11 AM
Good to see you've finally taken the plunge Thomas. Looking forward to this one.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on February 09, 2011, 11:11:20 AM
Excellent start!


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a d
Post by: bhoywonder on February 09, 2011, 06:59:04 PM
Another diary...sighhhhhh

I'm hooked already


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: nirvana on February 09, 2011, 07:15:15 PM

+1


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Simon Galloway on February 09, 2011, 07:45:46 PM
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Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Claw75 on February 09, 2011, 07:47:00 PM
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pardon?

ah it's there now ::)


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on February 09, 2011, 11:32:11 PM
Thomas, how did you meet your cement mixer? And how did January go for you on the poker front?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 10, 2011, 10:15:32 AM
on a heavy plant moveing and excavator dateing web site ,january from a poker view point has been very flat ....a bit like a very flat sort of thing that is extra flat not just in the middle but flat all over..if you imagen the race track that you see in films where its a salt bed area in i think america and they do time trials for realy fast cars and bikes and its just a very flat white expance that seems to streach for ever and when you look into the distance your view seems to shimmer and if the was a object a long way of it seems to take foever to get any closer like the scene in lawrence of arabia before peter otoole goese native and hes drinking at a well and omar sharreef aproaches on a camel and the native with peter otoole looks at the object that is approaching but seemms to get no close thru the shimmering distance then runs for his long barreled rifle but omar sharreef shoots him right thru the forehead.....it would be ass flat as that ,but thank you for asking.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 10:18:55 AM
That's pretty fecking flat


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Post by: boldie on February 10, 2011, 11:21:46 AM
That's pretty fecking flat

this and this might just be my second fav diary now...and catching up with my fav


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Post by: china mug on February 10, 2011, 07:22:41 PM
in a attempt to improve my storie telling prowess,before somone feels compelled to take drastic action i will put my jokes here and reply to any enquires that are posted here....incidently chompy my cement mixer is called barrelley a bit like darel only with the letters brley and not with the letter d
on a seperate matter i would like the panels thoughts on the following ...just a few days ago i was watching a flop at the poker game i had already passed my hand for the ante and the flop came down kh 7d 4d 2h as i looked on to see what the first players action would be i heard the dealer announce the flop kh 7d 4d and nothing else im thinking where the hell did i see the 2h anyway no betting kerching next card 2h hmmmm mentioned it to player beside me who looked suitabley pressed,....still more recentley at a break in a comp i said to nick  the judge whats your favourite card ad he says,i spread the deck slide them about and turn over the ad kerching....okay not conclusive proof iknow but just think in the sixties the CIA and KGB set up multi million dollar resurch fascilitys into ESP TELECANESIS ETC and here we are many hours at a time under all sorts of conditions looking at the back of cards and wondering what is the next card going to be ...surley if a ability that we dont fulley understand by which a person could know information without seeing it exists with the ammount of hours poker players play it may occur if the person has the ability and the conditions are right....im not suggesting any such descendents of alliens or anything but stranger things could be closer to the truth.......if you look at any of the pros on tv do they have any alien like features ,they may not actualey know why they have such good reads on other players,but it could be ET powers ,especialily the long tall gangley ones that have a inate understanding of computers and numbers ,odds,percentages ect and feel the need to dress in a almost uniform way possibley a throw back to there heritage when they first collonised the earth in there stripey space suits....,,,all i can say is keep watching the skys you never know...also if anyone knows a way to get goverment funding to pursue this as yet un resurched dimension of science which could clearley benifit mankind i will put my self forward for it ...entrey to about 100 world class poker comps should be a reasonable test selection...

remember its not only smoking that damages your health


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Post by: bhoywonder on February 11, 2011, 08:07:50 PM
in a attempt to improve my storie telling prowess,before somone feels compelled to take drastic action i will put my jokes here and reply to any enquires that are posted here....incidently chompy my cement mixer is called barrelley a bit like darel only with the letters brley and not with the letter d
on a seperate matter i would like the panels thoughts on the following ...just a few days ago i was watching a flop at the poker game i had already passed my hand for the ante and the flop came down kh 7d 4d 2h as i looked on to see what the first players action would be i heard the dealer announce the flop kh 7d 4d and nothing else im thinking where the hell did i see the 2h anyway no betting kerching next card 2h hmmmm mentioned it to player beside me who looked suitabley pressed,....still more recentley at a break in a comp i said to nick  the judge whats your favourite card ad he says,i spread the deck slide them about and turn over the ad kerching....okay not conclusive proof iknow but just think in the sixties the CIA and KGB set up multi million dollar resurch fascilitys into ESP TELECANESIS ETC and here we are many hours at a time under all sorts of conditions looking at the back of cards and wondering what is the next card going to be ...surley if a ability that we dont fulley understand by which a person could know information without seeing it exists with the ammount of hours poker players play it may occur if the person has the ability and the conditions are right....im not suggesting any such descendents of alliens or anything but stranger things could be closer to the truth.......if you look at any of the pros on tv do they have any alien like features ,they may not actualey know why they have such good reads on other players,but it could be ET powers ,especialily the long tall gangley ones that have a inate understanding of computers and numbers ,odds,percentages ect and feel the need to dress in a almost uniform way possibley a throw back to there heritage when they first collonised the earth in there stripey space suits....,,,all i can say is keep watching the skys you never know...also if anyone knows a way to get goverment funding to pursue this as yet un resurched dimension of science which could clearley benifit mankind i will put my self forward for it ...entrey to about 100 world class poker comps should be a reasonable test selection...

remember its not only smoking that damages your health

POTY

does your steam of conciousness automatically appear on ur monitor?

Fantastic stuff


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Post by: Claw75 on February 11, 2011, 09:04:51 PM
the flop came down kh 7d 4d 2h as i looked on to see what the first players action would be i heard the dealer announce the flop kh 7d 4d and nothing else im thinking where the hell did i see the 2h anyway no betting kerching next card 2h hmmmm

you're obviously psycho innit tom


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Post by: china mug on February 12, 2011, 01:38:47 AM
ok clare you draw a picture of a every day object put it in your pocket ,i will try to draw the same when im at luton and see you,
this dose not constitute taking you to the pictures


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Post by: remf on February 12, 2011, 09:34:40 AM
After V+TA this is my new fav diary

 *g *g *g *g *g   

:)up


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Post by: china mug on February 14, 2011, 09:27:50 PM
most computers dont have anything appearing automaticaly on there screens unless the user is watching porn


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Post by: Claw75 on February 14, 2011, 09:39:13 PM
very random Tom. what has led to you posting this musing?  my concern is that there won't be anyone reading this thread that will know what it's like to use a computer under the required control conditions to see if you are correct.


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Post by: china mug on February 14, 2011, 09:49:28 PM
monday gone 9pm at home scratching bollox instead of playing poker clearley my telacanesis powers to make all my poker chums who dont know my phone number, phone me up and say not playing tonight tom , come on in ill treat you ,needs fine tuneing.....as a idea when i do get out of this rut im in and get some poker money on my hip ,im up for hireing a mini bus getting about ten luton regs and going to dtd for one of there 100 pound or 300 pound events, all booking into a cheap bb and supporting each other at the game ...costs shared..
to spice it up a bit we could hang a banner along the side of the minibus saying EDL works outing ,as we leave luton ,not telling chompy and giveing him a window seat.





NOT WAVEING>>>>WASHING CARS IN CARPARK


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Post by: bhoywonder on February 14, 2011, 09:52:28 PM
This diary just keeps on delivering...bravo


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Post by: china mug on February 15, 2011, 02:27:49 AM
what the f""" do you mean this diary keeps delivering ,you irellavant scraping of the arse end of a used condom ...do you think im your bitch or summit , like your own personal pizza deliery boy ,or some poor shoe shine boy from the bad old days in america when i walked shoulder to shoulder with the good doctor king and he did his speach I HAVE A DREAM which he plaugerised of me when we had a few too many sherberts one night and i told him about a dream i had about a blinding poker game  where all coloured chips could play together and they woudnt be judged by there colour but by the value of there content...is that it yea...im just here to amuse you...to keep you smileing while you wait for next 1 dollar sit and go ....you make me sick ,people like you should have a blacksmiths anvil tied to a piece of rope with four possible ropes leading from it one of which is tied to your balls then the anvil is ballanced on the edge of a tower block with bird seed on one end cometh the pidgeion to eat seed of drops anvil rope spins out and you wont know if your balls are popping of oit without you until the rope finishes spinning out,that will wipe the smile of your face ....in fact i have  been sick im going to put it in the fridge ,invite you around for tea then when i say look there out the window isnt that phil ivy being rodgered by twenty dwarfs in order to win a propersition bet and you look out the window ...ill put it in your tea.....


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Post by: china mug on February 15, 2011, 02:33:36 AM
on the other hand if your a excentric millionaire do you like your newspapers with a ironed crease or without,sir


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Post by: bhoywonder on February 15, 2011, 04:26:09 AM
what the f""" do you mean this diary keeps delivering ,you irellavant scraping of the arse end of a used condom ...do you think im your bitch or summit , like your own personal pizza deliery boy ,or some poor shoe shine boy from the bad old days in america when i walked shoulder to shoulder with the good doctor king and he did his speach I HAVE A DREAM which he plaugerised of me when we had a few too many sherberts one night and i told him about a dream i had about a blinding poker game  where all coloured chips could play together and they woudnt be judged by there colour but by the value of there content...is that it yea...im just here to amuse you...to keep you smileing while you wait for next 1 dollar sit and go ....you make me sick ,people like you should have a blacksmiths anvil tied to a piece of rope with four possible ropes leading from it one of which is tied to your balls then the anvil is ballanced on the edge of a tower block with bird seed on one end cometh the pidgeion to eat seed of drops anvil rope spins out and you wont know if your balls are popping of oit without you until the rope finishes spinning out,that will wipe the smile of your face ....in fact i have  been sick im going to put it in the fridge ,invite you around for tea then when i say look there out the window isnt that phil ivy being rodgered by twenty dwarfs in order to win a propersition bet and you look out the window ...ill put it in your tea.....

If carlsberg did putdowns....

Being abused shouldnt be this amusing

Sorry but u raised a smile..i can only apologise


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Post by: china mug on February 15, 2011, 11:53:42 AM
a diary not worth writeing uunless someone wants to steal from it or rip it up..........im onley just getting started.....should be barred by march


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Post by: boldie on February 15, 2011, 01:02:05 PM
Amazing stuff..like a 21st century Oscar Wilde


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Post by: Drain Alien on February 23, 2011, 12:14:45 PM
This diary makes me smile.
Well played Thomas


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Post by: boldie on February 23, 2011, 02:02:05 PM
why no more updates?


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Post by: bhoywonder on February 23, 2011, 06:47:15 PM
why no more updates?


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Post by: china mug on March 17, 2011, 08:55:15 PM
just phoned luton g to ask if any blondettes where within hailing distance to buy me into comp so that i get the extra early bird chips and was told by callum its three card irish  only  four runners so far ,pub latter then innit.
i think i will have to cut back on my donations to the staff tip box at luton ,i can only assume they have too much money as when i promised one of the dealers that if i won a seat into the 550 quid  deepstack i would give him a chance to win 30 quid for tip box with a cost you nothing propersition bet ,so comes the time were both there i state the rules ,three trys who can throw a polersterine cup thurerest and have it land standing up ....he sizes it up ,he holds the cup out , he dithers ,he dothers ,he then says he wants me to go first.....now let me think about that......im giveing him a chance to win 30 quid if he can toss a cup in a patticler way , it cant lose him any money and he wants me to show him how first.....i declined his kind offer to go first where upon he announces ...he wont bother trying and as he reckons i must have a plan that he cant win.....so of he walks..
durrr posivitive mental attitude rules ,not...must have too much in tip box and wont lower himself to actualey engageing brain to get more.....next prop bet will be for waitresses i think.


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Post by: china mug on March 17, 2011, 09:20:22 PM
i have a plan to buy some cheep old bed sheets from a charity shop,money will benifit charities and mentioning it might come in handy latter if problems arise,
any way with sheets im planning to dye them sort of pinkish ,then when dry get a potato cut it in half and use it as a print block to print white gloss paint onto said sheets to make them into a pokka dot pattern white on pink////
then with some primative stapling make some jackets to cover the bollards around traffick round abouts, you know the ones with the blue directional arrow about three foot high and 12 inches square...will leave arrow visable of cource,not into anachy
then april fools day of to chosen round about on with jackets
should give a loud of motorists a laugh, or whiplash as they do a double take.
wonder if it will be worth putting on u tube....


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Post by: thetank on March 17, 2011, 09:51:47 PM
Nice plan but where are you going to get the potato? As soon as you walk into the greengrocers they'll surely spot what you're up to and have you arrested no?


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Post by: china mug on March 20, 2011, 11:01:14 AM
dont be daft ,you can grow your own potatoes easly there by not risking the green grocer telling tales on you ,alturnitively you could use a cucumber cut in half and makeing two pokka dot print pads there by speeding up the printing process'


Title: LIST OF THINGS TO DO FOR APRIL 1ST
Post by: china mug on March 21, 2011, 08:22:19 AM
as a little jest for the fast approaching ..april fools day...i think as a diversion to all the war and misery one has drip fed to you by the bitch media some lighter frothy,amuseing stories need to abound....
so heres what you can do....when the is next a megga roll over on the lotto,you know 50 million  region,you get the winning numbers and arrange them in any order,..forward,backward,highest first ,lowest first,ect
eventualy they will read as some ones phone number then you phone the number and innocently get there name and as much info as you can,pretending to be a window sales man with free windows for the front of there house should work.
then you get a tape recorder and tape a automated  message to play down the phone at them such as ....
GOOD DAY MR ROBERT SMITH,22 QUEENS TERRACES,,NEWCASTLE,NY1 1BG
THIS IS A PUBLIC AWARNESS MESSAGE PLEASE DO NOT HANG UP
DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU HAD USED YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR SATURDAYS TREBLE LOTTO ROLLOVER YOU WOULD HAVE WON 50,745
MILLION POUNDS......     .......... IF YOU DO NOT RECIEVE THIS MESSAGE DO NOT PANIC AS WE SHALL BE PLAYING THIS MESSAGE TO ALL THE PROPERTYS WITHIN A FIVE MILE RADIUS OF  NY1 1BG
this has been a public information service message bought to you by,,then insert the details of your pet hate, football club,person in public office ect

job done sit back with the cosy glow of good will that comes from knowing that you have touched some ones life and made a differance.




PS....REMEMBER TO BAR THEM FROM READING YOUR PHONE NUMBER



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Post by: trafficjam on March 21, 2011, 05:28:53 PM
I just cannot get my head round how Chinamugs brain works!


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Post by: tikay on March 21, 2011, 06:03:09 PM
I just cannot get my head round how Chinamugs brain works!

You make an ambitious assumption there.


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Post by: china mug on March 22, 2011, 10:20:39 PM
ive had a brilliant idea for a business idea to put up to investers such as dragons den ect....what i want to do is bring out a range of work out fits for work situations that will enhance the earning potential of the employees,
so for traffic wardens the work outfits will be cunningley printed sweaters and trousers that look like parts of cars ...the elbows of the sweeter would look like a wing mirror on a vauxhall or the seat of the trousers would look like the raidiator grill of a bmw ,and of cource we could have the front of the sweeter looking like a smart car reversing into a tight space.....
so with there stylish almost camelion type dress attire they will just fade into the natural urban landscape ,unseen by the ever watchful parking bay time abusers that is until they strike with there yellow windscreen condoms raiseing the blood presure of the working publick as they tear open there unlucky fortune cookie to see how much the special offer is if they pay within two weeks,
the down side is of cource that anyone would be able to run them over and swear that they didnt see them,as they thought it was a skoda trying to nick there parking space...as this would create another job oppertunity for one of our eastern european cousins....and would result in more earning for our cousins that are quick on there feet,so they can send it home to there child hood sweet heart yola in outer bruski ......realy there is no down side.....


additional outfits that are in the pipeline include the ever popular ,washed up satalite tv presenters outfit complete with the ever popular casualey thrown over the shoulder dangley scarf that says...look at me i could have been a hippie in another life,it comes complete with satchets of hair dye rangeing from smokey finger blonde right up to last swig of the pint of stella frothey blonde
a must have for the discerning airways pundits


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Post by: china mug on March 23, 2011, 11:36:01 PM
a jolly poker jape for april fools day
heres what you have to do ,in a worth while compertition 100 pound or more  when a player has made a small raise before the flop ....you announce ..im going to raise..then fiddle with your chips as if trying to decide how much....what you want is for the next player to act to come over the top and announce all in ...if he or she douse ..the jape is set,as confusion reigns as you havent announced how much you are going to raise ,some knowledgeable old lag will give the table the benifit of his wealth of self taught ruleings and state ...you have to put in the minimum raise at least,
you then call for a ruleing which should say ...yes you can raise the minium then pass or match the all in bet...
you then give your opponient the evel stare bussiness and state ...i know you are just makeing a move, you dont have a reel hand ....let some time pass then ask the dealer dose that put me all in ,how much is the all in bet.
when told how much ,you count out the ammount in front of you ,and count how much you will have left....then further announce ...i know your at it
you then put your orriginal raise in which is the minium you have to ,the all in players bet stands every one else folds and its back to you to act.
you now ask the all in player if i pass will they show,....do you want a caller....ect ect
then you call for the clock on your self ,when there are onley ten secounds to go you ask any player at the table ...quickley pick a number between 1 and 10, when he says 5 you say okay thats a odd number ...i call the all in  ...with 3 secounds left of your self called clock to run out ....by now you should have players from other tables railing ect....dealer announces cards on there back ...if all in is slow you say ...come on i called you...turn them other....as all in reveals there ace king suited you knod and say ...yes thats what i put you on ...then turn your aces over.
then sit back and enjoy the applause of the appreciative on lookers ,holding there sides as laughter racks there bodies at the sight of such a well exacuted april fools day joke...
true some bloggists will be straight on to there mobile phones to tell the tale with a bias spin as if you had acted badley ...but hey there not happy if there not trying to nit pick and pull the great and the good down ,ignore them


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Post by: GreekStein on March 24, 2011, 09:03:26 AM
I'm not one for recreational drugs but whatever you take seems to work


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Post by: china mug on April 06, 2011, 08:48:45 AM
im back been busy working ,but will find time to post ...
a story i heard comes to mind
a guy was telling his experiance of his first days as a solicitor haveing just qualified,so the firm he was with gave him all none important new low income clients....so there he is listening to mrs smith who is banging on that she wants a divorce ...her husbands drinking is out of control...home life is terrible ....no money....kids in clothes from charity...hes violent....shes at the end of her teather etc etc ...
all of which our new legal eagle is haveing to listen to and fein intereast and concern over the poor bints outragousley hard life,whielst secretley thinking ..shut up you moaney old bitch ...let me rob you of our fees ,and get back to trying to cop of with the new legal work experiance student in the office next door.....
still he thinks better do some work to justify fees so he asks her about how much her husband actualey drinks...to which she replies...
she didnt see him when he left for work this morning but she is sure he would have had a secret drink ,then at work he will probley have a drink she is sure he keeps in his office...then on the way home he will not  come straight home but will probley stop of with his mates and have a couple of pints...
our new legal realiseing his fee is fast disapearing as her testimony consists of her husband haveing a couple of pints only...
says...madam any man might have a couple of pints,when i leave here after a long days work i might stop at the pub down the road and have a couple of pints,its not excessive,lots of people do it....
to which she replied ...not of meathalated spirit you wont...to which he lacking experiance cracked up burst out laghing grabbed a file of papers dashed out of the room ,and some time latter when his sides stopped hurting sent the legal work experiance student in to tell mrs smith ..sorry on this occasion we dont think we can help you have you tried c a b.


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Post by: Simon Galloway on April 06, 2011, 01:16:50 PM
Good start, looking forward to the punchline in part 2.


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Post by: trafficjam on April 06, 2011, 03:33:06 PM
I'm not one for recreational drugs but whatever you take seems to work


 rotflmfao


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Post by: Chompy on April 21, 2011, 03:48:19 PM
What's happened to 'Confessions of a double-glazing salesman' please?


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Post by: china mug on April 29, 2011, 02:02:13 PM
im reminded of a story ....which i will share with you, it has no great life changing relavance or moral sting in its tale its a true story thats all ....so dont read on if you just want slapstick quick fix stimulation ,go away now, get lost ,go watch the royal wedding or put your screen name or real name in the blonde search box and see who has been talking about you .....or worse still that no one is talking about you.....only read on if you want to ...ok



a plumer goes off to pick up 1700 pounds from a customer one friday morning,as he drives back home he passes thru a little town and there up ahead his perrifferal vision sees sticking out betwean the martins the news agent sign and greggs bakerey sign ...william hill bookmakers...
without him doing a thing his transit van swerves across the road causeing a mum on the school run to have to take evasive action to avoid a crash ,the next thing he knows hes parked his van right outside the bookies, 30 minute waiting zone ...good that will be long enouth he thinks as his missis is waiting to go shopping for a new three piece suiete in the sales with the money in his pocket,    the bookies are just opening and he approaches the door,

to be continued


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Post by: china mug on April 29, 2011, 10:42:58 PM
so in he goes ,spends a little time reading the raceing papers that are pinned on the walls and plans his first bets,a impecable dressed chinese man enters the bookies and douse the same as our man,then a wineoo enters greats the staff and makes free use of the tea and biscuits that are laid out for the punters .our man is betting in 3 and 5 pound bets and gaining a few quid,time passes and the wineoo is of to the pub up the road ,china man is placeing bets not saying a word to anyone  neither showing emotion when he wins or loses.a couple of locals pop in to place a bet on there way pass ,one mentions that the traffic wardens are fierce around here and who ever has got the transit had bettter watch it ,our man is 200 hundred up at this point and he can see that china man is doing even better,he will keep a sharp eye out for the warden as hes on a roll and it would be foolish to  take the time to move the van when there is so much money to be made from this lucky streak he rationalises,the china man starts betting in larger ammounts ...our man sees the sense in this strategy and increases his bet sizes also........wineoo wonders in and raids the tea and biscuit supplies whielst telling any one that wants to listen and any one that dousnt want to listen what the problem with this country is and how it was never like that when he was a young man as people had respect and if they didnt they would get what for.wineoo exits back to the pub and a group of builders enter declareing whos got the transit your about to get a ticket ,.....our man knows he should rush out and plead with warden whielst starting engine and driveing away ,,,but he has 25 quid rideing on the race on the tv screen and the race is just comeing to the last few furlongs if his horse wins its worth 275 to him stuff the 30 pound parking fine he will rush out after this race ,,,the warden has to wait 5 mineutes before they can ticket you anyway


to be continued


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Post by: china mug on April 30, 2011, 08:30:58 AM
our man starts to get a run of bad form every bet he makes is baised on absulute faith and impeccable analisation off all revaliant infomation but every bet is comeing in just outside the money,its midday and hes 350 quid down,the warden has put a ticket on his screen which he had watched happen whielst staying in the bookies but he had rationalised that the guy looked like a missrable git and probley would not give him the chance to move his van also if he has a ticket he can stay parked there as long as he wants so realy its like a parking fee....the wineoo has been in and out two more times getting gradualy worse for wear thru drink and louder on his crusade to educate every one on whats wrong with people ....the staff behind the counter have changed shift and now there is a spotty faced twenty year old goth girl complete with a abundance of bangles lip pierciengs and lots of little coloured cotton bands around her wriest each one denoting a special friend she has swopped her colours with she is also reading some jeffrey archer fiction novel and giveing our man a almost grimace of ..what you again ,you are makeing me put my book to one side again,why dont you hurry up and loose all your money so i can get back to the real world in my exciting novel,so unlike the first cashier hours ago who had  clearly spotted he was a man of devastating vision and had uttered pleseant niceties as he had took his winnings .as people enter the bookies he hears snide comments about the van with a ticket and someone must be ..haveing it away in here to have not been able to shift it...the onley consolation is that mr china man is clearley beset by the same streak of bad luck as the pile of crumpled up looseing slips attest.our man has tacken the batterey out of his phone as he was getting calls all the time from his misses ,not that he was ansering .but now he will be able to claim his phone was playing up and he had to dash to help a mate of his who had a flooded house to deal with and he got the call then his phone must have played up...and he had asked his mate to get his office to phone his  home to say he would be a little bit late but they had obliviosley failed to do that simple task....what absolute bastards ,,when they need help o yes call on me ,but given one simple task  to do and they cant even get that right....well i wont be helping them out again in a hurry can tell you.
our man is also aware that he will have to intercept the parking ticket before his misses who douse all his accounts sees it,....but for now all he wants to do is get his original money back and get the hell out of here.

tbc


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Post by: taximan007 on May 01, 2011, 10:12:51 AM
I just love this thread


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Post by: china mug on May 04, 2011, 02:16:03 AM
our man is now betting in 50 pound bets he just wants to get his money back up to a grand and he can tell the mrs that the customer didnt pay it all up but has promised the rest later in the week,the wineoo has come back into the bookies and gone asleep in the corner by the raidiator the smell of urine can be detected mixed with salt and vinager crisps aftershave ,mr china man has been suffering and has started to lower his bet sizes,our man decides this is the actions of a losser ,his run of bad luck is bound to change any mineute how stupid would it be to drop his bets down to say a fiver and then hit form .
the builders come back  in from ealier in the day one of them has hit a treble and all the talk is about getting home getting changed and going out for a good drink and a visit to the indian after wards well almost all the talk is about that there is mention made of there being three parking tickets on the transit outside apparently the wardens can give a ticket every other hour on the bay outside.
the wineoo has woken up and looks at mr china man then decides to leave him alone and trys ponceing some drink money of our man,our man looks to the manager behind the counter who looks the other way finding that he has to tidy some papers ,our man gets a non commental glance from mr china gent and decides the easest action is to give the wineoo a hand full of change ,a happy winaoo exits one more time for the pub.
all the regulars have left the bookies our man is down to his last twenty all he wants to do is to double up as his mrs knows he had forty when he left home this morning so he has to have at least that when he sees her.......the wineoo returns onley now he sits on one of the three metal stools betwean our man and mr china gent ,theres onley one race left to run in the bookies some late start caused by bad weather down in norfolk .
so our man has his last twenty on a even shot on the last race out of the back of nowhere and there off....his nag is doing ok .... half way there still ok....
just a short distance thurther still doing ok ....but wait another horse is threatening to over take our mans horse ..its our mans horse    then this other nag    then our mans nag     as they come up to the last 50 yards     our man is on the edge of his seat it all hindges on this bet ....he will lie to the mrs  work week ends with his mate to make the money up ,lie about the customer delaying payment, lie about where hes been all afternoon ......just let me win this one time o lord he murmurs.........then it happens
he hears a murmur from mr wineoo as almost like a drunken ballereana he slips of his stool his legs fail to hold him up and he douse a half pirioete as he in almost slow motion slumps to the ground hitting his head on our mans metal stool legs,...our man is glued to the tv screen ...its his nag...then the other one ...then his nag,,,,he can hear the wineoo groaning at his feet but he cant take his eyes of the screen ....he can see out of the corner of his eye goth bitch gesteureing in his direction still with jefferey in her grasp ....if he looks down he knows what will happen ,so long as he holds the faith it will all turn out ok ...out of his perriferal vision he sees a pool of red liquid spreading from mr wineoo head and moveing towards his feet ...the race is neck and neck.... he cant look down ...but the blood will be all over his shoes any secound he has to look down to see where to re locate his feet to to avoid the mess........like some french noble man awaiting a pardon as the blade of madame guileteen comes whistling down to kiss the back of his neck ...our man looks down
and then for the first time in seven hours he hears mr china gent speak....thats all you fucking need ,he says.


not tbc


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Post by: millidonk on May 04, 2011, 01:27:16 PM
Great read. Got caught laughing to this at work. Sigh. But worth it. Hope i don't have a parking ticket when i get out. Parked on dub yells.


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Post by: bhoywonder on May 04, 2011, 01:45:39 PM
Bloody cliffhanger.....sigh...


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Post by: china mug on May 27, 2011, 05:55:49 PM
been a bit busy lately,new job and all that jazz,whent to a paint ball works outing good fun apart from the goggles misting up all the time,   the cource where you revisit your child hood playing cow boys and indians is divided into themed zones, egyptian tomb area, delta force area ,etc...... some of the areas where called viet cong village....london bus......
it made me wonder how many years will have to pass before they have ....dunblaine...hungerford.....londonderry......and any of the schools where some gun totting plab has played god.....
bang bang another red indian falls backwards of his horse and gets dragged along by his foot caught in his straps amid clouds of dust.


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Post by: china mug on January 20, 2012, 05:56:12 PM
noy wishing to be meloncoly ...however a group of about six lady birds decided to hibernate in a tight little group top right hand corner of my bathroom door archritrave,they took up there position as the cold weather started to drop the tempreture last november first one lady bird then another,aaahh thets cute there huddling together for warmpth shareing,  then another one and another cullminating in the gang of six,o shit is this the equivalent of those whales all committing suacide by swimming ashore...as the weeks whent by i would sit on the lavey and feel nothing but kind thoughts towards me tight nit group of sitting tennants .some times wondering if they were actualey dead and just stuck there by some goo on there legs...but no ...commeth the warmer weather there is movement ...one of them has legged it over to the other side of the door frame...o good they are alive...then another one had moved a few days latter aaahhh isnt nature great....

then one morning i came into the bathroom and there was a ladybird on the shower curtain,flick into bath down plug hole with water thats emptying ..how quickley we forget
am i a bad person


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Post by: WPIL on January 24, 2012, 09:57:06 PM
I simply dont understand


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Post by: WPIL on January 24, 2012, 09:58:28 PM
Someone limping with AK
I shove A6 in BB
I lose


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Post by: WPIL on January 24, 2012, 09:58:59 PM
why limp with AK


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Post by: china mug on January 26, 2012, 08:38:01 PM
i saw a thought provoking sight the other day,i was driveing along the redbourn road from st albans i had gone pass the prey house that dose a realy cheap carvery under 4 pounds and was heading towards redbourn ,up ahead was...and for that matter still is a pub i think called 24/7 a gay pub ,i remember a gay chap telling me he whent there on one of there busy event nights and a ever so nice huge black doorman let him in and assured if he didnt find anyone special he would volanteer to take him home and give him a good fisting,i think its a game gays play a bit like scissors ,paper,stone.......any way the thought provoking thing was as i drove up the road a pheasant dashed out from the verge well ahead of me ,my first thoughts were how grand a bird so ellagant ...i think they were bought over by the romans.....but then i see as it dashes across the road a car is bearing down on it and i straight away will the pheasant to miss the car wheels and make it to the safty of the far verge.......then i see the car is a hearse complete with coffin  and i straight away think o how awful it would be for the people in the hearse and the following ontrearge of following mourners cars taking there loved one to his final resting place to smack the poor pheasant with there car ,flattening the poor bird and showeing the road way with feathers........
luckley the pheasant made it to the verge safley.....the thought provoking part of it was how quickley my thoughts whent from....o the poor bird ....to o how upsetting for the mourners if they hit the bird ....relagating the birds life to a incovineance......



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Post by: china mug on January 29, 2012, 09:30:52 AM
sunday morning woke up....allways a good start
scratched arse and had  ablutions in bathroom...onley place realey ,kitchen sink too small and a bit cold and overlooked  by neigbours


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Post by: WPIL on January 29, 2012, 03:29:51 PM
why doesn't you post count go up?


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Post by: TightEnd on January 29, 2012, 03:35:57 PM
The forum software enhancements recently detect those posting purely to get post count up ahead of posting on the staking boards, and freeze posts until the individual's posts add some value, and aren't just gobbeldy-gook.


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Post by: WPIL on January 29, 2012, 04:10:48 PM
I normally post valid posts in PHA or Sports (NFL, College, SWFC) etc but in this thread I find I can only post Gobbeldie Gook
Sorry


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Post by: china mug on January 31, 2012, 08:14:17 AM
gobbeldy gook,aaaaahhhhhh it was a trap to make me use spell  checker


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Post by: TRIP5 on February 01, 2012, 10:52:33 AM
gobbeldy gook,aaaaahhhhhh it was a trap to make me use spell  checker

Welcome to the modern world ;)

xx


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Post by: china mug on February 12, 2012, 11:38:02 PM
odd thing the other day ,i was looking out the window all snowwey and crisp and white everey where and i noticed across the back gardens on the telly ariel of the house backing onto my house three birds,...there behaviour some what perplexed me ,to start with they were two pidgeons and a sea gull all shareing the one tv ariel about three foot long,i had thought that they were natural enemies...you know chaseing each other in the sky...but here they were all shareing the one perch ,any way while im watching the pidgeon on the right swaps places with his partener who shuffles up to where he was and this happens several times,so the line of birds always reads sea gull,pidgeon,pidgeon,...at first i thought it was all kindered spirits shareing the perch with a sort of truce going on ,then i thought were the pidgeons getting the benifit of some heat that was riseing up out of the chimney below ,and rottating the hot spot betwean themselves whielst keeping the sea gull out in the cold.....
then the pidgeon behind hopped up on the other pidgeon apparentley in a mateing effort again i had thought that the y onley did that at certain times of the year and in order to make little pidgeon eggs,but who knows with the planents green house effect messing up the ozone maybe there time clock is a bit out,any way the sea gull obviousley beeing a bit of a puritan decided ..sod this to the free floor show and flew away..so i whent back to watching the neigbours teanage daughter haveing a bath.


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Post by: china mug on February 29, 2012, 01:08:23 AM
yeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaa got ticket to dtd 250k gt,online,....better get a hair cut for the theres billy no mates photo....look forward to a quality game and seeing all my blondete pals....when i win would it be bad form to charge bloggers for a interview...

there was even a player with screen name    .nivana. playing not the beloved glen from luton i suppose   ....although it could have been as the player did manage to get it all in against AA

see you all

good luck


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Post by: Woodsey on February 29, 2012, 01:13:04 AM
yeeeeehhhhhaaaaaaaa got ticket to dtd 250k gt,online,....better get a hair cut for the theres billy no mates photo....look forward to a quality game and seeing all my blondete pals....when i win would it be bad form to charge bloggers for a interview...

there was even a player with screen name    .nivana. playing not the beloved glen from luton i suppose   ....although it could have been as the player did manage to get it all in against AA

see you all

good luck

The staff don't take any shit at DTD, just in case you would like to know in advance  :-X


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Post by: china mug on March 01, 2012, 02:45:13 AM
of cource they dont ....there too busy running about the uk no 1 poker establishement,......but should i come across anyone who looks likeley to give the staff ,,shit,, i will most certainley mention your comment to that person..


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Post by: china mug on March 02, 2012, 02:02:05 PM
arrived at dtd   ....frankies and bennys ,opposite,do the smallest lates going....well thats the bad beats out of the way ...on with the game....


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Post by: taximan007 on March 02, 2012, 02:43:39 PM
Good luck Sir


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Post by: china mug on March 03, 2012, 10:37:22 PM
all over lasted till about 9.30pm then commited poker sepico....o well back to the drawing board,theres plenty more fish in the sea,your hand in a bird is worth two in the bush,many a mickle makes a mile,the bigger they are the more it hurts when they hit you,....just once lord ...i dont ask for special favours...just stop working against me,...mind you on a briter note there was a guy at my table made my jokes look and sound good...he said to the girl dealer..do you know vic burns..no she said..it douse if you rub it on your nipples he said...we all laughed....
i thought about it ,..vic,nipples  ,rub  ,hurt  ,i figgered he must be one of those northern perverts into sado masakism and bondage and all that...not the sort one would want to mix with at a poker table by choice,soi took my hand out of his lap.


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Post by: china mug on October 01, 2012, 08:58:50 PM
won a ticket to the coventry goliath complete with ride and transport,so of we go after a breakfast at luton g all laid on bythe gailic gal whos into long leather coats,black in colour....so on the mini bus me with orange feather boa...nice little gang complete with danish and the evel one as the hot tottie,s...got a tell on one of the guys when i asked did anyone want a bottle of mineral water as i had bought a pack for the journey...yes thanks he says..he will have it,..it will save him paying 2 POUNDS TO BUY A DRINK AT THE GAME,...WD 40 REQUIRED ME THINKETH
ANY WAY GOT TO GANE BUT IT JUST DIDNT HAPPEN FOR ME ..POKER THAT IS,GRIND GRIND GRIND,TELL A JOKE GRIND ....OUT ..................
POPPED OUT SIDE TO GO TO THE SAINSBURYS A FEW HUNDRED YARDS AWAY AND THE COVENTRY FOOTBALL CLUB STAFF WHERE JUST STARTING TO GET READY FOR THERE GAME LATER THAT DAY  SAW A GROUP OF ABOUT FIVE OF THEM WITH INSIGNA HAVEING A CHAT AS I WALKED TO WARDS THEM ..THEN A FAT BIRD COMPLETE WITH THE BLACK SLACKS WHICH MAKES ANY FAT BIRD LOOK LIKE GLENDA SLAG OUT OF THE VIZ COMIC,STOPPS TALKING TO HER WORK MATES TURNS AROUND STEPS 4 FEET AWAY AND UP CHUCKS LAST NIGHTS ALE AND KEBAB,WIPES HER MOUTH LAUGHTS,CLEARLY THE SIGNS OF A CLASSY GIRL WHERE SHE COMES FROM THEN REJOINS HER GROUP WHO ALL CARRY ON CHATTING...I DO HOPE SHE IS ON BROCHURE SALES ,NOT HOTDOGS AND POPCORN......IF I EVER WEAR THE THRASE ..SENT TO COVENTRY..SHE IS WHAT WILL SPRING TO MIND
HOTEL WAS GOOD,BREAKFAST FOOD  ALL GOOD,IBIS I THINK WAS HOTEL
THE MINI BUS DRIVER WAS EXELLENT ,I THINK HE IS A HANDY MAN AT LUTON G AND WAS HELPING OUT

SO ON THIS OCCASION THE PRYCE WAS RIGHT












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Post by: Woodsey on October 01, 2012, 09:02:37 PM
Translation anyone?


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Post by: Laxie on October 01, 2012, 09:05:01 PM
He went to a poker thing, bust out of said poker thing and witnessed a chick puke before her shift at work.  Hotel and brekkie were ok though.


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Post by: nirvana on October 01, 2012, 09:38:32 PM
Incred scenes in Cov


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Post by: celtic on October 01, 2012, 11:44:46 PM
Tell us about your incredible slowroll on Chompy the other night.


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Post by: Chompy on October 02, 2012, 12:44:58 AM
 ;pokergods;


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Post by: china mug on October 02, 2012, 12:50:57 AM
i didnt slow roll him...he made a gay  raise on the big blind with aces...something like 1750 when the blinds were one two or simalar two callers priced me in with2d 4d on small blind,flop king 4 2 ..i check he bets  another player raises with king queen i go all in chompy decides to call,guy with king queen makes good lay down....my two pair beet his one pair ...he flounces of then has to flounce back when its discovered that i dont quiet cover him and he has a small few hundred chips left ...which he loses next hand,he then suggests i should go forth and multiply and exits poker room ....probley with the utterence of...sigh...as he passes the cash desk


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Post by: MANTIS01 on October 02, 2012, 12:52:51 AM
won a ticket to the coventry goliath complete with ride and transport,so of we go after a breakfast at luton g all laid on bythe gailic gal whos into long leather coats,black in colour....so on the mini bus me with orange feather boa...nice little gang complete with danish and the evel one as the hot tottie,s...got a tell on one of the guys when i asked did anyone want a bottle of mineral water as i had bought a pack for the journey...yes thanks he says..he will have it,..it will save him paying 2 POUNDS TO BUY A DRINK AT THE GAME,...WD 40 REQUIRED ME THINKETH
ANY WAY GOT TO GANE BUT IT JUST DIDNT HAPPEN FOR ME ..POKER THAT IS,GRIND GRIND GRIND,TELL A JOKE GRIND ....OUT ..................
POPPED OUT SIDE TO GO TO THE SAINSBURYS A FEW HUNDRED YARDS AWAY AND THE COVENTRY FOOTBALL CLUB STAFF WHERE JUST STARTING TO GET READY FOR THERE GAME LATER THAT DAY  SAW A GROUP OF ABOUT FIVE OF THEM WITH INSIGNA HAVEING A CHAT AS I WALKED TO WARDS THEM ..THEN A FAT BIRD COMPLETE WITH THE BLACK SLACKS WHICH MAKES ANY FAT BIRD LOOK LIKE GLENDA SLAG OUT OF THE VIZ COMIC,STOPPS TALKING TO HER WORK MATES TURNS AROUND STEPS 4 FEET AWAY AND UP CHUCKS LAST NIGHTS ALE AND KEBAB,WIPES HER MOUTH LAUGHTS,CLEARLY THE SIGNS OF A CLASSY GIRL WHERE SHE COMES FROM THEN REJOINS HER GROUP WHO ALL CARRY ON CHATTING...I DO HOPE SHE IS ON BROCHURE SALES ,NOT HOTDOGS AND POPCORN......IF I EVER WEAR THE THRASE ..SENT TO COVENTRY..SHE IS WHAT WILL SPRING TO MIND
HOTEL WAS GOOD,BREAKFAST FOOD  ALL GOOD,IBIS I THINK WAS HOTEL
THE MINI BUS DRIVER WAS EXELLENT ,I THINK HE IS A HANDY MAN AT LUTON G AND WAS HELPING OUT

SO ON THIS OCCASION THE PRYCE WAS RIGHT

At first I thought you switched to capital letters after busting the comp and were simply tilting for the rest of the day. But no, the anger starts with that other guy's comment about the mineral water. Sadly I think you let this guy tilt you in the bus on the way and a black cloud followed you around after that. I mean it all seems so chilled on the bus at first, wearing orange boa, party atmosphere etc but when this other fella gets on the mood goes tits up. On the way to a serious comp you should be getting in the zone and staying relaxed imo.


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Post by: china mug on October 02, 2012, 01:00:29 AM
sorry i pressed the shift key when i TRIED TO DO THE POUND SINGH AND IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO WORK OUT HOW TO GET IT OF CAPPITALS,THAT AND SPELL CHECKER ARE THE ONLY THINGS STOPPING ME FROM BEING A I.T. CONSULTANT


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Post by: celtic on October 02, 2012, 01:31:08 AM
i didnt slow roll him...he made a gay  raise on the big blind with aces...something like 1750 when the blinds were one two or simalar two callers priced me in with2d 4d on small blind,flop king 4 2 ..i check he bets  another player raises with king queen i go all in chompy decides to call,guy with king queen makes good lay down....my two pair beet his one pair ...he flounces of then has to flounce back when its discovered that i dont quiet cover him and he has a small few hundred chips left ...which he loses next hand,he then suggests i should go forth and multiply and exits poker room ....probley with the utterence of...sigh...as he passes the cash desk

Assumed he was lying. Thanks for confirming he was.


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Post by: Chompy on October 02, 2012, 09:52:02 AM
Lolz, it's almost like you weren't even present Thomas!

When I bust I simply uttered one word 'Bollocks!', certainly didn't tell you to go forth and multiply. One of you is enough.

Without any of the slowroll deets, here's the hand...

Blinds 200-400 (25), Bernard 22k, me 25k.

Bernard limps utg (obv), I have AA next door and make it 1775. Squarehead on the button calls, as does Barnesy in the BB (obv). As does Bernard (obv).

Flop K 4 2 two hearts and the Barnes/Bernard combo both check.

I smooth rim 4200, Squarehead on button calls (KQ), Barnesy folds, Bernard shoves. I reshove, squarehead folds.

Then the inappropriate fun and games begin...


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Post by: tikay on October 02, 2012, 10:12:08 AM
Lolz, it's almost like you weren't even present Thomas!

When I bust I simply uttered one word 'Bollocks!', certainly didn't tell you to go forth and multiply. One of you is enough.

Without any of the slowroll deets, here's the hand...

Blinds 200-400 (25), Bernard 22k, me 25k.

Bernard limps utg (obv), I have AA next door and make it 1775. Squarehead on the button calls, as does Barnesy in the BB (obv). As does Bernard (obv).

Flop K 4 2 two hearts and the Barnes/Bernard combo both check.

I smooth rim 4200, Squarehead on button calls (KQ), Barnesy folds, Bernard shoves. I reshove, squarehead folds.

Then the inappropriate fun and games begin...

Too good.


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Post by: china mug on October 02, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
you are probley right on the sequience...but to the important matter of the story was it the cash desk or the slots that got the royal sigh....have you considered registering it as your trade mark like the olimpic runners do,you know that one who did the whole pointry finger thing clearley being a multi gold medal winner we will see him on adverts evrry where ,.....he will probley addvertise fast cars,yauts ect....the royal sigh you have may have to break into addvertiseing at a lower level,you know like cold and flu remidies,or even sort of add where you see a lonley figure shambling out of a disco...his high school sweetheart being danced of her feet by the football jock...he misses the last bus home...the chippy closes just as he approches..it starts to rain...a passing car hits a puddle,splashing his best trousers that he had to do extra paper rounds to earn just so he would look smart for the school disco for his sweet heart...then up the garden path he goes and there in the kitchen is his good old mum with a bowl of cambells cream of mushroom soup..how she knows he will be back at that time ,and not out behind the school bike shed i nether could work out...you sit down she puts the steeming bowl of soup in front of you you tuck in ,she puts her hand reasureingley on your shoulder and enquires ..no luck dear..you reply..no i made a gay raise...sigh..


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Post by: nirvana on October 02, 2012, 05:21:17 PM
you are probley right on the sequience...but to the important matter of the story was it the cash desk or the slots that got the royal sigh....have you considered registering it as your trade mark like the olimpic runners do,you know that one who did the whole pointry finger thing clearley being a multi gold medal winner we will see him on adverts evrry where ,.....he will probley addvertise fast cars,yauts ect....the royal sigh you have may have to break into addvertiseing at a lower level,you know like cold and flu remidies,or even sort of add where you see a lonley figure shambling out of a disco...his high school sweetheart being danced of her feet by the football jock...he misses the last bus home...the chippy closes just as he approches..it starts to rain...a passing car hits a puddle,splashing his best trousers that he had to do extra paper rounds to earn just so he would look smart for the school disco for his sweet heart...then up the garden path he goes and there in the kitchen is his good old mum with a bowl of cambells cream of mushroom soup..how she knows he will be back at that time ,and not out behind the school bike shed i nether could work out...you sit down she puts the steeming bowl of soup in front of you you tuck in ,she puts her hand reasureingley on your shoulder and enquires ..no luck dear..you reply..no i made a gay raise...sigh..

I make that 21, excelllent


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Post by: china mug on October 02, 2012, 05:50:09 PM
what was the best thing before sliced bread was invented.....


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Post by: smashedagain on October 02, 2012, 06:38:38 PM
odd thing the other day ,i was looking out the window all snowwey and crisp and white everey where and i noticed across the back gardens on the telly ariel of the house backing onto my house three birds,...there behaviour some what perplexed me ,to start with they were two pidgeons and a sea gull all shareing the one tv ariel about three foot long,i had thought that they were natural enemies...you know chaseing each other in the sky...but here they were all shareing the one perch ,any way while im watching the pidgeon on the right swaps places with his partener who shuffles up to where he was and this happens several times,so the line of birds always reads sea gull,pidgeon,pidgeon,...at first i thought it was all kindered spirits shareing the perch with a sort of truce going on ,then i thought were the pidgeons getting the benifit of some heat that was riseing up out of the chimney below ,and rottating the hot spot betwean themselves whielst keeping the sea gull out in the cold.....
then the pidgeon behind hopped up on the other pidgeon apparentley in a mateing effort again i had thought that the y onley did that at certain times of the year and in order to make little pidgeon eggs,but who knows with the planents green house effect messing up the ozone maybe there time clock is a bit out,any way the sea gull obviousley beeing a bit of a puritan decided ..sod this to the free floor show and flew away..so i whent back to watching the neigbours teanage daughter haveing a bath.
ha ha ha ha. Gonna go back and read the whole thread after misclicking on this.

Quality. Can you pop over to the pha as they could do with you brightening the place up.


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Post by: china mug on October 04, 2012, 04:01:47 AM
just got in from luton g ,got a satalite ticket for the 300 ,happy days...took a TIN OF QUALITY STREET IN LIKE I USED TO IN THE OLD DAYS,ONLY COST 4 QUID FROM TESCOS PRETTY GOOD VALUE UNTIL YOU SPOT THAT THE WEIGHT IS ONLY 795 G NOT 1000G WHICH USED TO SELL FOR 5 QUID....ANY WAY WATCHED ONE GREEDY INDIVIDUAL HELP HIMSELFTO HIS IMMEDIATE REQUIREMENTS AND PUT ANOTHER 6 IN HIS POCKET,MUST BE RELATED TO MR ILL HAVE A BOTTLE OF MIERAL WATER THANKS,THATS SAVED ME 2 QUID....MIND YOU I RECKON THE INDIVIDUAL IS THE MOST LOATHED REGULAR AT LUTON SO AT LEAST HE KEEPS ME OF THAT SPOT
WHILE WE WERE PLAYING POKER A NOISY GROUP OF ON LOOKERS WHO WERE RAILING THERE MATE STOOD BEHIND US,I HEARD A GIRL IN THERE COMPANY BEMONEING THAT SHE ALLWAYS SEEMS TO SLAM THE CAR DOOR WITH HER FINGER STILL IN THE DOOR JAM NO MATTER HOW SHE DOUSE IT OOPS THERE I GO AGAIN CAR DOOR ,SLAM,HAND OUCH......





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Post by: Snatiramas on October 05, 2012, 01:55:16 PM
Of course the great news is that even though you took the gay raisers chips you managed to end up in the cash game at a ridic early hour......how do you do that?????


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Post by: TRIP5 on October 08, 2012, 06:06:22 AM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

MuggyChina is back.. Why does nobody tell me these things??

Off to buy some popcorn for the next installment :)

xx


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Post by: china mug on October 09, 2012, 11:02:40 AM
luton g last nite not good enouth to win satalite ticket ,about 550 over lay ...lovelly ,held in sports lobby as smell in poker room too much now ,they will need to get it sorted befor the gukpt events or the card room will be labbled as ..smelly luton ,or worse..by our northern cousins..any one north of the watford gap....southern cousins would be beyound barnet...
had a cheapie meal in restraunt spread over three hours owing to fire alarm and light going of ,on a false alarm ...but was comped for meal so was happy to tip
new idea for a poker variation...large stappler in centre of table with finger tube ,ten pounds ante first player puts finger in ,if any player thinks his hand cant be beaten on flop he can strike the stappler ..sending staple into players finger...if hes right he wins ant ..if his hand loses he doubles ante and finger man gets it....
clearley the idea needs a bit of fine tuneing and classy pakeageing but the bones of a winning game which would win the toy of the year award,and be right up there with rubics cube and buckeroo are there to see
all the cant sing,act,dance wanna be celebreties will blow simon cowell to appear on... big brother... and... in a celbrity get me out of here...playing this new xmas stocking filler award winning toy,a more adult version could be released in the new year ,involveing the placement of electrodes and genateilia...ann summers will snap it up
im prepared to share the love on this one
ten pounds will get you 1%
all investors to attend luton g tonite,for trial run and participation of this new concept...by investing you are deemed to comply with all rules and regs to be applied as i see fit when i see fit
gift share investments to a chum can be purchased,and will be a legaly binding contract on the recipatent of gift share

all film rights to remain seperate from investers in game
investers will have one vote each to name this cosmic new game sensation ...all votes will be counted and ill decide
suggestions leadin the name race so far are.....
chompy...and  ...chompy sigh...


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Post by: smashedagain on October 09, 2012, 11:10:21 AM
Fav thread on blonde this week


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Post by: tonytats on October 09, 2012, 11:34:51 AM
Must make effort to go to Luton sometime


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Post by: smashedagain on October 09, 2012, 11:49:20 AM
Must make effort to go to Luton sometime
what and leave that juicy cash game you got going :)


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Post by: tonytats on October 12, 2012, 06:47:10 PM
It's there every week jase you should come down Mondays steady Wednesdays better


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Post by: china mug on October 13, 2012, 11:03:17 AM
how low will a poker player go to get a advantage......
i was leaving the luton g the other night,and saw a lonley figure  in the smoking cage with all his mates, on his own,he was muttering to himself and spluttering away on a cheap fag that he probley ponced of some  kindley good samaritian ,along with the lighter that he will forget to return.
for the sake of this report and not wishing to embarriss any one i will call this lone meercat out on the seangetty all on his ownsome,away from the bossom of the rest of his tribe.....glevarna
a few nights previousley in the club glevarna was on table 1 ,you know the table with the internet link ,a over worked waitress was approaching the table with a very full tray of drinks...as she went to put the tray on one of the little tables ...out of the corner of my eye im fairley sure i saw the table suddenley move as glevarnas leg shot out and back giveing the table the lightest of flicks....i will admit that i was playing poker and looking in my wallet for a five pound note to tip the waitress with which all would have taken up some of my attention,but i saw it all....and it all happened in a flash ...the heavely laded drinks tray shunted by the moveing table flew thru the air and ended up on the chair and player in seat three,i was in seat four and got enouth splash over to make my jersey smell like a of the peg at barnados bargain.
the waitress and card room manageress were brilliant at sorting the mess out ..mopping up spills....appoligiseing ...even giveing the poor chap in seat three a new shirt and a comp satalite ticket.......
hearing there are free bees to be had ....glevarna puts his secound part of his plan into play......
he has a large glass of red wine which has not bean touched by all the flying tay and drinks...i hope your not going to charge me for my drink are you ,he enquires...and recieves the drink on the house.....indeed how low will a man go....would he have grass stains on his knees as jfk drove passs on his last car ride....would he be the first on a life boat of the titanic,with a pair of neww binaclouse that he ..just borrowed...,,would he send his ..jim fixed it for me ..badge back or would he sell it on ebay......

im not to judge ...how low a man can go...
i passed a few pleasantries with this shambling shadow of what could have been ,and indeed in ages pass was a sprightley upstanding young man,life and soul of the party and a winner with the ladies...all so sad that the music has stopped and the lladies left on a stage  a long time ago....so a few kind words from me to lift his spirits and i departed
as i got in my car out of th e corner of my eye i saw him reeching down as if to retrive som disscarded fag butts that still had some backy in them
glevarna ...



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Post by: smashedagain on October 14, 2012, 10:54:24 AM
Will be looking out for these sort of antics next time I see her at Dtd


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Post by: nirvana on October 15, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Quite a piece Bernard - 10/10

"this shambling shadow of what could have been"

"so sad that the music has stopped and the ladies left"

Nicotine stained x ray of the pomp turned sour. Melancholy words, drip drip, as spoiled wine spilt


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Post by: china mug on October 15, 2012, 04:38:41 PM
happy days ....got a seat into the 1000 game on friday,it wasnt too hard i just thought at every crucial decision makeing stage...what would chompski and glevana do now ,then i did the exact oppasite ,all ways works like a charm.promised nico a 5o pound propesition bet if i got a ticket...he can win 5o for the staff box or loose nowt....so we played pairs deck of cards face down take it in turn to pick two ect.....result i won that as well so no 50 for staff,i had said to him that he could win 50 or 1 pound so i slid the pound across to him and asked would he like to carry it to the staff box ,but he declined with one of his very engageing french qubeckin smiles which says so much ....translatted i think it means...sigh...
so now with all the staff assured to be railing for me ,nothing can stop me now....


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Post by: china mug on October 16, 2012, 12:51:44 PM
cant understand it played monday ...no cash...carma must be saveing the good stuff for the bigger comps....
chompski i want 100 to 1 odds on me being in the last 6 in the 1000 gukpt ,ill have 20 pounds on it and as a extra bonus if i lose i will wear a dress for the next busy night  i visit luton g......    ..........  so post here or dont go on spouting sageist preytences of being ia wisdom amongst the on line betting fraternity....

allso at luton g last night there was a femail who tallked absolute inane drival all about herself,that made wil,the upto then self proclaimed moter mouth of poker ,look as if he was in a pit stop with 4 flat tyres.......god forbid they should meet up and start a dynasty....there of spring would destroy poker as we kow it

had a meal in the restraunt two cources only 9.95....prawn cocktail and steak ect...great meal and a lot better value than the special menu being touted about with pizza at 8.50 ect....you can even have the good value meal served at your poker table side.....

so chompski if you want to see me atired in a of the peg,and shoulder rather fetching ....fazione del la oxfam number,scoffing garlic mush followed by taggertelli whilest playing poker next week.......collect the 20 pounds from me....

i shall try to bring all the old photo collages tonight so all can look back and reminise...thats when i had hair....thats when i won such and such....hes dead,hes dead,shes run of with him,why is tom in so many of the photos,


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Post by: the sicilian on October 16, 2012, 01:59:55 PM
your Poker Monkeys dad ? go on admit it..


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Post by: china mug on October 17, 2012, 05:15:24 PM
still no word from chompski to accept my bet....can onley assume that he has bean the victim of some self perpetraded self gratification experament gone wrong  which involved a gimp mask,lenths of tubeing for all orrifices and a foot driven singer sewing machine with assorted attachments......probley opperated whielst watching live streems of luton g table 1,if opperated with too much gusto  it is easy to see that he may have severed all his fingers thus leaving himself unable to operate a key board....and there fore be  unable to reply to my generous terms for the bet......

any friends of chompski ,please would you both get in touch with him and tell him to use his tounge to work the key board....
although without any diggets he may need a hand to get the gimp mask off....


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Post by: china mug on October 19, 2012, 09:48:53 AM
well woke up all laid back and rested this morning and straight away my thoughts are on the big gukpt event today.....so far all the gukpt events that ive played ...ive done rasoundingley poorley in....usuale exscuses,no cards,idiout other players in pots that they shouldnt be in,,the list goese on and on.....oh and i was playing .

but today is a new day,just like whan you get in your car and drive ,you dont know if the lights will just turn to green as tou approach ,other drivers may wave you out at junctions and you wave a thanks as you proceed and all the roads seem to have less cars on so you smootheley journey on in a good frame of mind you can do anything ,climb everest,loose some weight ,have every one hanging on to your every word as you tell the punchline to a joke.....you walk that little bit taller ,you try to not let the little things in life  get you down,you are ready to play your ..a..game and if its your time kerching you go deep or even win.

i remember a de niro film ,i think brad pitt was in it also any way they escape from a jail in 1920s america and join a monks order on a religios pillgrimage,all very funny and to the usaal high standard you would exspect from de niro,....bradd pitt finds himself have ing to give a speech to a congragation and gets  a pamphlet about the new smith and western colt pistol...which has a sales slogan he plans to use on it which says ....when your all alone in lands that are unfriendley,when you have no commrade sand you back is against the wall,your cold and hungrey and the horizon all seems dark thats when you have to reech deep inside youself and feel the joy as your handg grasps...the wallnutt  burr of the handle of your ...... new smoth action six chamber rapid fire smith and western ,colt
any way bradd pit is doing his speech and at the point where he was going to mention the gun he looks at the congragation and see all the poor ,crippled ,suffering people and cant bring himself to use the words on the pamphlet....instead he says ....when you reech deep inside your pockets looking for something and you realy look and look...and you pull your hand out .and theres ...nothing
the audiance all go quiet for a few secounds ,and then applaud like crazy,truly you would have had to be there to appreciate it ,as a few words on here arnt going to pitch the scene that holywood spent millions on.....the sentiment is there ...reach deep,its all in your hands

another thought comes to mind this time i think from one of the sales books that abounded in the 80s ,might have been ..think and grow rich..the story was about a priest who spent all morning wrighting a sermon to shake some money out of his congragation for the new oafornage,weel he tears up the pages that were full of biblical referances  and just tells the congragation what he would do with the new oaphanage if they had it,the schooling fo keep kids of the streets,hot meals,ect ect....
at the end of the sermon a guy talks to him further ...and low and behold....its henrey ford and the cheque arrives latter that week...

i cant relie on any passing richard branson or a list celeb ,i dout if they even know where luton is .....what i can do is reech deep......
good luck to all luton regs in the mix today hope to see you on day two.....


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Post by: china mug on October 20, 2012, 02:28:22 AM
made  it to day two 94k average 46.3k 63 runners left.....
will post more latter....


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Post by: pokerfan on October 20, 2012, 10:35:27 AM
Good shift that, gl.


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Post by: china mug on October 20, 2012, 10:48:02 AM
so here i am thru to day two of the gukpt 1000 event.....yesterday i took loads of photos of all the luton regulars,most peaple when asked ..do tou want to be in a photo say why ,then when i say just for a collarge and gesture to the picture frames leening against the wall by the booking in booth ,they say o is that what that is.....yea alright then....a few say take me with ..so and so...and can i have a copy of the photo...so not always a thankless task...
one strange hand from last nites poker marathon is worthy of a mention....i ..in true evel one style i  slow played aces  under the gun when the antes were 50..100 the guy beside me made it 500 ,pass around to me so plan working well...but what should i re raise ....i know ...i anounce all in....
i cant beleave my ears when guy snap replies ..call..
im expecting to see k k ,but no he turns over  a q off suite....
i honestley belive it was one of those once every ten year moments when a player intends to pass ,means to pass,wants to pass,is going to pass,but in the last nano secound of the decision making process a little poker devel in his sykie makes him do the opposit of what all good sence and years of playing is crying out to him to do,
i doubled up to about 45 k ,thank you mr snap caller

saw chomski he regretable declined my bet propersition ....good move by him realt as i would be dogging him with settlement priceslike the banker of deal or no deal...right now the price ..had you not already delt ..would be 200 pounds

saw glevana ,took a photo of him with a glass of red in his right hand then got him to put it in his left hand...with out spilling it and claiming a freebe...and took his photo again...the next photo collarge may well have four pics of him haveing a drink all on his own ,looking like the luton lush....price for this not to happen is a meat feast pizza thank you glevana
saw dina  the lovely poker pin up girl with the hour glass figure who launched late night poker by dealing on t v,she still hasnt given up smoking so regretable no romance theer ...double sigh...she mentioned that she wasnt very happy with her photos in the existing  collarges as she all ways has her eyes shut from the flash or red eye ...i assured her it wasnt a problem ,i would have a photo tacken with her and just as the photo was being snapped i would grab her bum causing her eyes to shoot open and hey presto a photo without eye problems ....she declined....
saw the ever good sport nina ,will get her own photos as requested,carmel seemed to be busy else where in the club....didnt see her much in the poker room.
so on to today ...battle plan....and any one who dousent think its a battle...price pool 155k 63 players left....think again
make it into the money,then by all means available come back for third day....simples
a face to watch will be steve valadir  he onley has around 10k but that guy wins gold meddles at grinding i wouldnt rule him out if he survives his first crucial double up

so im going to be reeching so deep today ill be able to do my shoe laces up with my hands in my pockets
if i make last ten ill have to do nico another propersition bet for the staff tip box
the onley other thing is do i treat the room to a tin of quality street....


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Post by: redsimon on October 20, 2012, 11:02:18 AM
Good luck in Day two!


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Post by: china mug on October 21, 2012, 02:47:37 AM
thru to final ,realy wacked out,mentaley...onley got 135.5k chips so nowt to lose as im already in the loseing position and can onley improve on that ........
ive found some blonde badges so will have one on shirt i think ......will post more tommorrow if theres time before 2.00pm kick of

good night .and thanks to all that were rooting for me in club and here.....


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Post by: AlexMartin on October 21, 2012, 09:16:38 AM
gl tom, really wanna hear you drop and awkwardly racist joke at some stage on the final tbh!!!!! do a win!


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Post by: nirvana on October 21, 2012, 09:37:12 AM
Excellent day 2 write up and may your cards at the final all be calling cards.

So should have tried to stake you rather than the fish railtard


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Post by: pokerfan on October 21, 2012, 09:44:10 AM
Gl  :)up


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Post by: china mug on October 21, 2012, 09:50:29 AM
well who would have thought id get to final of gukpt,with every thing to play for...wish id got a bet on my self....but the wondering minsteral who could have tacken the bet seems to never have his tent open ....sigh
its been realey knackering so far,but hey if the final table was being held in glevanas front room 300 miles away id be filling up the petrol tank ,puchaseing a box of red for mine host and hitting the tarmack to arrive two hours earley,so i must enjoy it at some level,

its been a war of attrition so far with a obscene number of hands being passed by me ,in the earley stages i know some of the players latched on to this and assumed i was there bitch to push around with min raises on my raises,and watch me fold 90 % of the time....my stratergey was simple...if you keep your head down below the trenches you are less likeley to get shot....accordingley the gonna be super stars that were makeing free and easey with my blinds and small raises modestley played are now makeing free and easey with the luton g coffee machine

what can i say about indevidual moments...it was nice to have a luton reg ...craig ...beside me for a large part of day two ,we had both bean to the goliath on the trip organised by carmel ,travel..entrey...hotel ect...so haveing a poker buddy to rail each other was great,...as predickted steve valadar hung on for a inordinate amount of time with his 10 k day two starting stack ...he just coudnt get the double up,but if he had ...as chandera would say..what a player..
at different break stages other luton regulars have encourged me with positive railing,all of which helps
meathanie ,lallies relative imploded in a poker sense ,oddley i could see it happening....partley playing far too many hands....i had joked with him that wasnt hr worried ,if he won the event lallie and chandra will expect him to pay for there next pizzas meal..

when we got to the last 18 i was on the live stream and again im the poor relative with bugger all chips compared to all the other players....again...if im out now its no pay day time,as the folding starts at 15 players....
one realey nice touch was when i had to go all in with my ..a..k..off onley to be snapp called by a player who was to my left with a pair of eights or simalar the two blinds pass ...so this is it ,it all comes down to this ....hours of qualifieying in the satilites....two long long days of grinding poker  getting home at two in the morning and it all comes down to a coin flip......what was realy nice was that some one watching the action uttered ...toms all in ....and all the players from the other table were there like meer cats with heads bobbing up and down straining to get a clear view of the action,and it instantley spread to the rest of the poker room as i heard the comotion as a good  10 to 20  of luton regulars jumped up and rushed over to rail,including one of the new dealers who as most of the players were railing my table
she wanted to see as well
flop comes  first three cards....no help.....come on tom,i hear.....turn....no help....im standing the guy from d4 poker is waxeing lyrical describeing the action to the internet...this is it one card to come .....all that work, all that time , all that putting up with players nicking my chips,.....all for nothing ,no pay day,nothing.....i feel...nothing......strangley  at peace i cant hear the swell of noise that i can see on the faces of the watching crowd ....i done my best, i was there ,i coudnt do any more,never mind is the cup  half full or half empty,this cup is totaly empty plus ive licked the last drop of water out of it ,there is no more to be got out of the cup....or mug if you prefer....
dealer deals the last card.....
ace....i win
in the words of one of lutons most respected players....what a dealer ,on we go
i shall be back at lutong for 2 pm ,5 pound tin of sweets i expect and i will be digging so deep that i will need a miners licence....

promesed nico a 100 pound propersition bet if i made final....will have to think of some thing suitable that i can win but not look mean when i win

will play dark side of the moon on jurney in ,seems to settle me.....
t b c







three lines if im first out
three chapters if i win...........


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Post by: Chompy on October 21, 2012, 10:15:14 AM
Go get'em Bernard!

Who's this regular Craig? Thinking maybe that's not he's name after you called Trevor Payne 'Phil' the other night?


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Post by: paulhouk03 on October 21, 2012, 12:46:23 PM
gl do it for china...


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Post by: smashedagain on October 21, 2012, 02:58:21 PM
Decent result sir wp


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Post by: Chompy on October 21, 2012, 05:19:08 PM
Wpwp, nice result sir.

Pay me the £20 the next time you see me in Luton Thomas.


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Post by: china mug on October 21, 2012, 06:12:00 PM
got blown out......

got in car ,turned ingnition cd player still on full blast with pink floyds.. ..dark side of the moon ,from when i had driven in ..the song cut in at the words,....the music finished the partyies over,thought i had more to say...

you know its not your knight when your own car is giveing you the rub down........thanks all....


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Post by: china mug on October 24, 2012, 01:39:12 PM
saw a great new toy in the shops ,its a toy doll that has a motion sensor in it and a voice recorder so that the doll will say what ever you record when the motion sensor is engaged......i have it in mind to purchase about six hundred,should get a discount...take there heads of and put the heads like a wallpaper all over one wall of my bedroom
 ,so as any one walks pass there eyes will open and the message will play........
perhaps i should write a book on ..home design..
one of the first chapters would be to reccomend some of the great design and life overlays i allready have explored,such as haveing a mirrorred  ceiling on the bedroom and putting pictures of people that have special meaning there so last thing at night and first thing in the morning you are focused....
o well luton g tonight ....2k gt
if any one is interested ,...as in  you would like to know i willl tellyou how to have a out of body experiance....its good fun....







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Post by: china mug on October 26, 2012, 05:36:25 PM
4k gt at luton g tonite,seems like a plan also you get to see all the luton milfs  out on there friday night spree all played out to the latest hit sounds of what ever ex karioke music dj is playing, complete with scowls of the east european door men.......


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Post by: china mug on October 27, 2012, 11:55:42 AM
i felt like david attonbourgh last nitght watching  a rare ritual carried out by a seldom seen running dog from the serangety wilderness.......chompski and glevana both going deep in the competition.........
so here you see the two usualy evasive male members of the species ,away from there usual habitat of the watering holes which offer camaflauge behind upright pillars where they can ambush there prey with speels of random knowledge on subjects rangeing from where to get the plumpest over ripe fruit that has fermented and turned to allcahol and specalations as to the likeley hood of a paticular zebra with certain markings out running a lion if it has sufficent head start,and of cource the lammenting of the lack of suitable raceing filleys to put to stud.........
not for these two the long grass of oblivion to dust bowl in and chew over the remains of some other great beasts kill........these two have thrown caution to the wind and are in full rampant repose showing there colours and takeing there turns to be alpha male as they keep in contact with small yapping type noises  deemed to act as a reasurence to each other lest they should accidentley attack each other,whielst hypnotiseing there prey that they are stealthey closeing in on ,until the moment they judge the gap to be small enouth and they  spew  a torrent of chips at some poor old or infirm member of the pack that has wondered too close to the outer ranks of the group.....relishing there new aquisition should they make a kill or in the event of there prey escapeing barking a chorus of gutteral noises all of which proclaim there supreiority in planning and exacution of there attack ,and if they hadnt been distracted with the sun in there eyes a certain kill would have tacken place....
actualey i take it back they were more like the two old gits the  hecklers from the mupit show,i think one is called waldorf....

any way a rare sight to see them out and about without there zimmer frames ect.......go chompski go glevana you do it girls..... 


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Post by: china mug on October 29, 2012, 09:46:26 AM
i think i will pop up to blackpool for there gukpt event week or part of.........anyone interested in buddieing up please let me know.


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Post by: china mug on October 30, 2012, 09:45:06 AM
popped into luton g for the 2 pound reg four tickets of 125 pounds credit for any poker events game ,and lo and behold the instruction is you all have to deal yourselves you cant nominate a single dealer ..........why
what could have been a pleasant evening is now a debackle of misdeals and delay,.......douse luton g have a brain and if so where do they keep it......not on the premises that night ....
in a eccomoney of money being tight and the customer is king.....no one can afford to alleiant a single customer ,and defeinatley not on a issue such as this that has no sensible validity........

got a ticket ,told the fifth man hard luck mate.....then proclaimed to the poker room in general....im a god amongst poker players.....well if the cap fits


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Post by: china mug on November 01, 2012, 09:53:32 PM
chompski what odds to make last 10 in the blackpool gukpt next friday ect.....


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Post by: smashedagain on November 01, 2012, 10:01:04 PM
Don't know why I'm bothering but it is etc


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Post by: nirvana on November 02, 2012, 12:04:18 AM
chompski what odds to make last 10 in the blackpool gukpt next friday ect.....


Tom, Chompy's away. I can fill in for him. You're odds are approx 66/1 ect


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Post by: Chompy on November 02, 2012, 09:46:55 AM
chompski what odds to make last 10 in the blackpool gukpt next friday ect.....


13/8


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Post by: china mug on November 04, 2012, 08:22:56 AM
13 to 8 ,you can not be serieouse ..........not wishing to have it appear that chompski is the tightest odds layer on the poker scene  i will revamp the bet for the blackpool gukpt


chompski what odds for me to

win a seat in the 1000 pound satielite ,10 seats gt that is on today

get to the last 10 in the 100 pound game on monday

and get to the last 10 in the 1000 pound game starting friday

and bring a photo back of dina giveing me a congratulationaly kiss

i will accept 1000 to 1 thank you ,just post here that you accept and  and i will have 20 pounds at these rates......

no affirmative reply from chompski  will mean that yet again the self proclaimed shearluck of the on line betting world was too busy nicking blouses out of his sisters wardrobe instead of jumping on the chance to earn a easy 20 pounds.....

glevana you can have the same bet ....but onley for 10 pee ,the thought of me contributeing to odd bins going bust and people loseing there jobs before xmas is too much for my consionce...

watch out blackpool here i come






i wonder if blackpoolanians know any jokes





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Post by: Chompy on November 04, 2012, 08:51:59 AM
Hope you do it Thomas. But I won't be investing £20,000 to win £20, so for that reason I'm out!


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Post by: china mug on November 07, 2012, 03:41:25 AM
what a easy 20 pounds chompski passed up ,just got back from blackpool....got ticket to satalite

got picture of dina

only made 17 th in 100 pound comp so i lose the bet,if only chompski had not been  too busy trying to colour corindinate his nail varnish to match his sisters  blouse he could have picked up a easy 20 note......had it framed and hung for a year at the luton poker room with a suitable inscription......o well nether mind he was probley too busy looking for a seemstress for letting out work

full posting on blackpool ...part one to follow


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Post by: china mug on November 07, 2012, 05:42:08 PM
What happens in Blackpool stays in Blackpool.....

Usually I manage to get lost on any long journey, on the last little bit as I arrive at my destination. This time I excelled as by having a quick look on Google and an A_Z road atlas which I peeped at in a shop to save buying it           ( cheapskate) I decided the best route was up the M1 above Manchester left onto M62 then onto Blackpool....................added 80 bloody miles to the journey whiuch took six hours with breaks! Not the best mental attitude to play poker with? Got to the promenade/seafront turned right looking for G Casino and drove along under the Illuminations with all the families out with their kids driving and gawking at the lights. Arrived at far end of promenade no G Casino!! (should've turned left instead.....) Now I'm in a bumper to bumper procession of cars that kept stopping every 10 yards or so, my car hates stop/start queues so it starts top have its " Monthly" she starts getting hot and troublesome!.... After 30 minutes of this hell I see the G Casino up ahead turn left and find a B&B AT THE SIXTH REQUEST @ £15 per night. Grabbed key and headed for the Casino as I was now tight for time.
In the Satellite (10 seats guaranteed) 213 runners = 20 seats I got mine.......Back to the B&B and found a time warp room from the 1970's, Steptoe & Son had an episode where they fell out so the salt & pepper, toilet rolls etc etc were halved. This included a wall built across the living room which divided the TV into two halves, Harold watching match of the day could see only the right side of the pitch and Albert ("you dirty old man") could see all the goals being scored. (This what my room was like) with a studwork  wall dividing the room right up to glass of the bay window..............
£15 per night can't complain, woke up to Seagulls and street noise also landlady on the doorstep having a chinwag with her passing neighbours about : who in the road has money troubles, who is selling up, who's full and who's vacant..........so it was like having a subliminal episode of Eastenders drip fed into your psyche whether you like it or not.

TBC


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Post by: celtic on November 07, 2012, 05:49:14 PM
Get a sat nav.


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Post by: ForthThistle on November 07, 2012, 05:59:42 PM
Get a sat nav.

Just see Eso.


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Post by: china mug on November 08, 2012, 05:07:52 PM
so its monday morning in blackpool ,out of the b b looking for some food ,i try the back roads ...all the same chips,burgers ect...i notice the locals as they pass are all how i might say suitable canndidats for a jeremy kyle program ,half of them ..tattoo on ear lobe and that hungrey lean look of where is my next step up on the day comeing from....the other half are just plain coffin dodgers waiting for god,sad realy but i supporse the jettsom of life must hang out some whear before it dose its final swirl and disapears down the plug hole,nimby......
popped into a cuple of charity shops ,result a plastic stacking shelf unit in the pile of goods that they have just had dropped in by  a doner,cost 15 pounds in dunelme so i will be happy to pay 5 and put it in the car....ask assistaint ..o i dont know if its for sale or it might be going to our other branch.....the shop has junk that i wouldnt even drop of at a charity shop when i do a clearance ...youre there to sell shit no ntell some one who wants to buy that its reserved you silly mare,   good referance for working in luton g though...
found  a least of the bad places to eat and did  so,following day eat at yatses yuk,
good crack starting to build up at the casino one of the irish crew that ive seen at numeriouse venus playing poker starts refering to me as big tom ....a yank bird who has kept her looks is the self proclaimed poker players mature hot tottie,.....so im out of there correct route back this time ...silly cow in a new shape volkswagon doing 48 m p h on the m6 as we all tear around and pass her ,as i pass i look to see and there she is eyes straight ahead not looking right or left as jugger naughts thread hthere way pass her o a dark moterway where the minimum sensible speed is 60.....you keep it up love you can go to heaven in the safe knowledge that you wernt speeding

im getting train back to blackpool....almost sounds like a amy whinehouse lyric,i will go as deep as i can on fridays main event....i feel good in my self and my poker if its my turn all well and good
if its someone elses turn and i can nick it of them ,also all well and good...i know that there will be a little kid that looks as if he has a paper round and that person will decide to nick nmy blinds....there all ways is one and they allways go a nick too far....

good luck to any regs at blackpool



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Post by: china mug on November 19, 2012, 06:20:06 PM
got train to blackpool for the 1000 game ...felt good and as i walked towards the casino on the beech there was a branch of a tree about six foot long and as thick as your wrist ,any way every thing being all flat on the beech as the tide was out and you had the wavy sand effect i decided to plant the branch in the sand reeching up to the heavens as a testament to me haveing passed this way.....you know like the pyramids or inca temples ect....so i used my foot to drive the branch into the sand where it was ajj wet beside a mini water channel,the result was realey strikeing....it looked like one of those pictures of a lake in alaska or a volcano all desolute as you see them on calenders ,real deep thinking stuff...so pleased with my efforts i proced towards the casino and lo and behold i hear the music wafting down from the pier and its thin lizzy..theres whisky in the jar,,,good stuff...
i got onto the promanade and looked back at my art piece and there were two people walking towards it aross the lonley sands as they got closer one of them veered over to the reborn tree ...and i thought here we go some thing struggling upto the stars and whats there first thought ...go and kick it over....
but no im wrong,one of the woemen is standing by the mini tree as her mate takes her snap.......success...i have created life...ten years from now someone will look at that snap in there house miles away and think ...do you remember that branch sticking up out of the sand in blackpool.....
and so onto the poker
didnt win played last hand terrible....aaaaaahhhhhhhhh
500 piss poor performance played last hand brillintley got out drawn...aaaaaahhhhhh
got pissed played cash...aaaaahhhhh
,remember the staff in the casino leaveing a walkie talkie on our table so i picked it up asked the dealer how to work it ,and pressed the down button and said..dina we love you...short while later staff turned up to retreave walky talkie,ill never know if she heard...sigh


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Post by: china mug on November 23, 2012, 01:32:41 AM
got the train back from blackpool ...much better than driveing,...in my carriage there was a westernised  african guy complete with base ball cap and american football sweeter  on the phone all the time,what was interesting was that he had his ear pice in and wasnt aware that any one within a 20 foot radius could hear his every word .....so first phone call was to his present girl friend...full of curt sentances ,...how can you say that,why are you saying things like that,i dont disrespect your parents whty do you say that its disrespecting my parents ,you want to think what you say,yee so you should ....so why say it....
basically a total pit the stupid cow down brow beating session,with a side portion of undermineing her self confidence and respect.

phone call two is to present girl hes seeing without girlfriend knowing,first hes telling her dont phone him on the home phone number again under any circumstances,yes the train will be in at such and such time pick him up at the station,dont phone me on the home phone again for any reason use my mobile,yes me too ...laugh...your so like me..laugh ....

next call is to his new female prospect,...lot more up beat than the two previouse two calls ...lots of laughing,yea we should meet up ,im going to club  see you there ,great,laugh ...,
i was reminded of the old joke about a cat that eats a load of laxitives and starts going out with three other cats,why douse he need to be with three other cats....well one is to dig the holes that he is going to shit in one is to backfill the holes that hes shit in and the third cat is to scout for new terriority....

got to st panckris station and on the station they have a pink piono with a sign saying play me...a guy was bellting out the titanic song..i think its called ..we will go on ,or simalar....nice touch

as a last thought on blackpool the town could at the end of there season hold a tent race on the beech betwean the piers,...so you get teams from local businesses and they each have a quick assembley tent with six or eight legs to it and they have to hold a leg each and race across the cource,tents could even be decorated like formula one cars or chinese dragons....any way done correctley it would look very funny and become a event that tourists would enjoy watching like the one where people try flying of a pier in there home made flying machines,or rolling cheeses down steep hills....and of cource as they fall over or the tent gets tacken by a gust of wind it all makes good tv filming for the channells to finish there news rounds with...which all means loads of free advertiing for said sea side resort....
i rely should be chargeing for this stuff.....sigh

of to sheffield tommorrow
i wont waiste time looking for odds on me winning the 430 event ,as the sigh master got his aces raped the other night ...all of which he predicted like a car crash in slow motion...king ten flops jack queen nine,....
ok chompski i want 1000 to 1 on me winning the sheffield event with my last winning hand being a flush,ill have 20 pounds on it ...just confirm that you agree here ....


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Post by: china mug on November 26, 2012, 04:12:26 PM
Splayed in Sheffield.

So it's Friday morning on the train to Sheffield, first stop Luton parkway(crap coffee and slashed seats) apart from that a neat station. Onto train on we go, arrive in Sheffield four minutes past one for a one o'clock start......
Train announcement "train delayed due to someone on the lines" which could be some old Fogey collecting blackberries from the rail side but as it's the wrong time of year it's more likely that someone has decided to "go all in" with their limbs against 48 tonnes travelling at 60 MPH.............
The sort of bet that even CHOMPSKI would give a  1000/1 on. End result was arrived late!
first thing I saw in Sheffield as I came out of railway station is a piece modern Art  featuring  a long wall of stainless steel with water cascading over it, which when the sun caught it looked like the filmTHE SPEAR with Samuel L Jackson & Dustin Hoffman where they are all staring at a glimmering gold spear........Unfortunately as I'm an hour + ten minutes late and fearing that I will have lost 2000-4000 chips in Antes all I see is the worlds longest URINAL........
I wonder if the high and mighty in Sheffield that had obviously commissioned this magnificent feat of artistic standard bearing f art to exemplify the fact that Sheffield was THE place for stainless steel had not considered the NICKNAME an out of towner may attribute to it.

So up this bloody steep hill to the Genting Casino.

TBC

Or if you have heard enough already"..............


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Post by: china mug on November 27, 2012, 04:30:40 PM
that should have been the sphere ,the name of the film....
any way ,up this hill to the casino,if you have ever seen the old hovis bread addvert where the lad from yorkshire is delivering the bread on his 1920s grocers bike up a fffing big hill this is it ,onley now instead of cobbles its got block paveing and loads of students wondering about ,half way up on the right there is some sort of tall university building  and on the wall there is lines and lines of  words each about two foot tall exaltin the passer by to exalt in all kind of magnificent ways....just the sort of thing a student can read and contemplate as he staggeres out of a pub haveing consumed ten pints and a kebab and sits on one of the numerous benches that are available,looking back towards the rail station there is a group of buildings including the howard pub ...on the top of the tallest chimney of this little group of old 1920s buildings a bush has grown.....if i was a student on bench tanked up and kebabed up i would find the bush growing and survieving in such a impossible terrain more inspireing than the architecs graffetti....
got to top of hill and into gentings casino,saw alan from cash games in luton,the one with the gold boxing gloves on his neck chain ,said hi ect,got sat down onley lost 400 chips on account of being late so a happy chappy i am....ten 1 hour sessions in total take away me being a hour late 9 hours of poker to look forward to,aaaarrr all is well in the world.....a pro player i think his name is julian threw who has won loads of comps is on my table ,i think in poker society hes seen as the gary liniker of the game,mr nice guy ....next few hours im card dry ...2 8 ...k 3..j 5...dry dry dry......not a bean ,nowt dinner break is comeing up stairs to find they have a special menu for the poker players,its on a slip of paper that a ten year old would bring back from there school saying tristian has got detentian ,cheap photo copy not even printed straight ...and the special menu is you can have one of four dishes and its 12 quid....found my self,and loads of other poker players in the pub over the road from casinolarge coffee prawn cocktail and haddock chipa and mushy peas cost about 9.50,nice pub and people ...
back into game ,maybe now ill get some cards....

ttbc


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Post by: china mug on November 27, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
who am i kidding two more hours ...no cards to play now all the other players are nicking my blind when ever possible so i dont even see the flop with my 8 3 or q 4 ,its mathermaticaley immpossible to not get any hands for so long.....
nope it isnt,reduced to 9ooo ish i have to take the plunge with ten jack on a jack high board onley to find julian raiseing after im all in with king jack ,im out of the game....to rebuy or not to rebuy....with my attrotiouse form is it a waiste to invest another 430 pounds,saw del and wife from luton plus addee some thing del said about the value struck a cord...the price pool is now 225 k ish ...sod it the value is there
rebuy please,thank you
new table last hour ,guy i think called rasyafish ,black with jamaican coloured wrist bands is running all over the table and hitting last card.....it was both wonderful and fearful to behold and the chat as he did it ,any one he tangled with darnt raise him because he was calling no look ,raising no look ect,and then what ever hand he was up against he would hit his card on the river....
i had one hand with him blinds are say  6 12 he makes it 4500 ,haven looked this time i look down at a q suited im all in for my 22000 odd around to him ,hes asking me do i want a call....got to give the right answer ,too cheeky or flippant and disrespectful and he could easley call me from his 150000 odd stack,..well i reply the truth is i want you to pass im happy to take whats out there,other players are joining the fun ...shut up you ffffkrs let him pass,dont goad him into calling....this is the first hand youve played since you sat down ,...about 40 mins ago...you must be beating me and might be domminateing me ,i pass he says and shows k 10 suited.....thank you poker angels for that small bone
end of day one 39500 to come back with
so now im in a taxi 6 quid fare to my hotel come b and b ,its called the harley...if you think harley you could think of harley street in london a street of excellance in medicine and doctoring ,or so there  fees would have you beleave...or perhaps you might think of harley davison motor bikes ,the open road robert redford and jack nicholson thunderring along route 66 in there famouse film ,.....
well in sheffield its something else
when the taxi pulled up i thought i hope my hotel isnt too close to that noisey large pub on the corner ,with the pounding music at 2 am and the door men telling some guy ..you know i cant let you in ...check the house numbers
yes you did wonder why all the other b and bs and hotels where full and would have cost around 65 to 115 for a night when i looked on the internet and yes i was chuffed to find a empty space to book at short notice for onley 39 pounds ensuite with breakfast,on the pub wall the sign ..the harley,
in we go bar maid ,paid up ,key ,bedroom sheets look good rest of room scuffed ,shower area that you know you will get athletes ffoot of ,im on third floor if i had a glass of water on the bedside cabinate it would have been vibrateing like the scene in jurasic park where they havnt seen any dinasoures yet but they hear one comeing
how on earth am i expected to sleep thru this ,head touched pillow flipped thru tv chanels wheeehay im gone ,ten hours of poker and british rail  late trains wins out ,next thing i know its morning

tbc


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Post by: china mug on November 29, 2012, 09:58:33 AM
woke up in harleys ,down stairs into bar area for breakfast table with food and toaster set up where the night before a load of troggish student types had been muching about with there bottles of what ever the media of the day had told them to drink
nice bubbley girl called loise serves me ,she chats  even though she is clearley busy ,food arives in the form of a english breakfast ...very good...things are getting better,i keep thinking about the absolute card desert i was in last night ....but then hey players that did get good stuff are gone you are thru to day two ,yea thats right ..a few nice hands today and it will all even out...
i chat to loise a bit more ,i think she sees that im all on my own in a strange town,i tell her what im doing in sheffield she tells me shes getting a deggree in socioligy,i tip her a poundget my bag and decide to walk to the casino in order to get some exercise to combat all the sitting about ive bean thru and am faceing..
i follow the tram lines down hill,its saturday morning...the shops buildings are all of a certain style of brick with terracotta type window and door fetures...then on the corner of a street you find new office block with loads of modern construction materials ....i pass a cheque casher we buy gold type place ,parrasites...i also pass several hair salons with old ladys haveing some student wash and cut there fast finning locks...a scalp any self respecting appache would thow back... whielst listning to there customers and agreeing with there every word ,probley laughing at there jokes ec tcapitalism at its finest ,both parties get a bargain...the old lady has a career to sound of to and be applauded to while she douse it ,her own family probley being too busy...and the worker nod nod smile ,hair hair  chat chat equals money
further down the hill theres a turn thru a main shopping street a saturday market is on with tents of various traders im drawn over to listen to 4 street musians a nice reprive there music is violins and bangos the sound is like a jig you would expect to see around a cowboy camp fire just a bit more classy than the yiptaa and wheee brigade you getat line dancing....i notice all the passing people are enjoying the street theatre  a few are putting a coin into the open music case at the front of the group out side marks and sparkstwo little kids are doing a jig interpretation of danceing,a guy of my right gets his camera out and is filming the musitians....then his colleagues go over serve some papers on them and close them down .....well done sheffield enforcement depr ,the crowd give a ripple of applause and turn on back to the shops...
on thru the shoppers i ask direction of a guy at bhs up there down the underpass ect....i do so and im at the rail way with that bloody great hill to climb again ...up there straight on would have tacken me to the casino...it seems i dont need a car to get lost ...sigh and so into casino...this is going to be my day ...im owed ...i must get some of the good stuff that every one else gets like turning on a tap ....its my turn dam it ...bring it on..

tbc


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Post by: china mug on December 04, 2012, 12:11:11 AM
Right I'm really going to have to finish this Sheffield Blog, as I went to Nottingham and have got "Blog Lag"................
Day two into Gentings Casino, Del (Luton Regular) is through as is a couple of other Blondettes..... So on with the game.........
Card Bloody Dry again! If you did this to a Dog the RSPCA would ban you from having any animal again EVER! Gerbils, Mice, Stick Insects.......anything.
Dinner break, a load of us are over to the pub across the road for a nice meal, just getting out of the Casino and into a different environment is not to be underestimated. Then back to game, ninety minutes left to play a guy in seat nine shoves again on my big blind I look down  Kh Qh, I know he's "at it" ......I've got 120,000 he has 102,000.........so this is it, think about it a bit longer then call. He had  3c 6d CARDS on BACKS dealer deals first three cards face down, turns them over exposing the top card is a three. Then he starts to spread them and the second card is a  Ks.....at this point I let slip a small exclamation and uttered something like "Yes!" then like an outbreak of Verruca's which you know is going to come it's just a matter of when? the dealer exposes the third card another bloody  3c...........the other player does a piss take mimicking me saying "Yes!".........! Rest of flop was no help, I am reduced to under 20,000 chips.
Played out the rest of the time allocated, ends up that I'm coming back for the final day with 69,500 chips.
Now the problem is I have not got a Hotel room for the night, I ask everyone, James from the Luton Gentings is most helpful by phoning round to no avail as there is no room at the Inn...........So now I have taken on three pints of Lager, found an armchair and settled down. Two Asian gentlemen who are watching the Roulette engaged me in conversation and proceed to tell me about all their Roulette "Bad Beat" stories, I tell them a true story of how a countryman of theirs in Luton who knew me to nod to in the street had asked me for advice on the subject of......."did I think if he played Roulette and won £50 each time and then went home, would the Casino ban him?".......I was able to assure him that they would not ban him for playing Roulette........He further explained that sometimes he loses a £1000 per night of his shops takings but he reckons there is always a point where he loses a little bit then wins a little bit and loses a little bit if he just stopped when he was £50 up he would be very happy............
The two men depart and I am left to my own thoughts, it's now 4am and the next thing I know a security guard has loomed up in front of me and asked "are you alright?", to which I replied "Yes" .......then he said " You no sleeping here!! " in a eastern European accent, fantastic!!! I now have to force myself to stay awake..........7.00am having a cup of tea with a lad who was in the game, the waitress mentions that there is a Hotel with vacancies. Straight on phone, in cab, into hotel which is usually £70 pppn ( special deal if I vacate room by 12 noon £50 ) I'm knackered and wishing I had the information a lot earlier...........

TBC


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Post by: china mug on December 05, 2012, 10:58:18 AM
right lets finish the sheffield trip....
next morning im out of the hotel ,taxi bag into casino cloak room ....time for a walk up town ,again so im out casino door turn right two hundred yards turn right  and its town centre all the way ,theres a xmas feel to the shoppers as i walk along i approach the same group of challay huts that act as a market at which i saw the street musicians given there marching orders the other day so its pass the wall paper paste table with the couple of guys displaying socialist worker and banners saying troops out of iraq...or afganistan,in my day it was troops out of northern ireland...so nothing realy changes just the location and the hat style....
i pass a 15 ish maybe 17 ish lad busking with a violin ,hes sedatley putting out a xmas carol ,i muse as to if he has a licence or will the enforcement men give him a move along visit...i see a chalet selling hot punch and bear ect i make a note to have a coffee there if i dont get tempted by any thing better...nice rosy atmasphere of the shoppers in the challey....pass a paste table this time a couple of asina guys with a copy of the karan on display ,strangley enouth the other exihibit on there stall seems to be little bags of maltesers choaclates,so the message would appear to be find the true god and get some sweaties presumeabley if you bring a friend you get a twix bar...
popped into a phone shop msorted out some info i needed on my mobile....
time to wander back thru market so im into drinks challey ,coffee and mince pie all the time when not soaking up the vibe of the town and people my thoughts are on the game and what i need to do....i know what i have to do but the timeing has to be right....too soon disaster....too late the same....i seem to allways to equate it to like climbing mount evereast if you fall when 200 yards up the rock face your dead and out, if you fall when your just 200 yards from the summit your just as dead and just as out...when to make the laep ,you take a girl out...go to get a snog her too soon disaster go to get a snogher  too late and disaster ....maybe i should just have a sign to pull out saying free snogs,like the free hugs guy on the internet...
haneing my coffee i see a family ...mum dad kid in pram,dad tells girl selling drinks hell have a double jamiesons...then adds some little joke about keeping the cold out....no mate your pushing your kid in a pram across streets with trucks and cars and your haveing alchahol which would lose you youre licence if you were driveing ...maybe if youre lucky santa will bring you one of those man bikes with a little trailer that you put your kid in and tow him behind you just at the covient height of lorry wheels...and so back into the casin  i head...pass the violin player who is still playing the same xmas carol ...away in the manger type tosh,hey kid if you want to part xmas shoppers with the odd coin ,one sodding carol on a loop aint going to do it ....

im on the feature table guy from d4 poker gives me my 15 secounds of fame with a microphone and internet ,as he mutteres awy about my grinding ability i agree and say ive got one bullett every one else has a machine gun....on with the game as expected im not allowed to see a flop then i go all in pass pass pass ,more hands no flop for me to see the guy that damaged me just before the end of day two with his 3 6 off hitting two 3s goese out i find a peverse satisfaction in knowing that with my so few chips ive lasted longer than him ,also i feel pissed of that had i had his chips i know i would have gone further than him ...
im under the gun ace ten suited magic pure gold compared to all the dross ive bean getting here we go all in get the union jack out to plant on the top of evereast ,iiiimmmm baccckkkk....billocks straight into the big blinds ace queen who snappes me of and im frrefalling of the mountain and theres no handy ledges or soft snow drifts to be seen aaaaahhhhhhhhh,
and back in the room shake hands all round ....another suitcase in another hall ...im gone
on the walk back to the train ,down hill this time i pass the bush on the chimney pot him up there me down here but both of us blowing in the wind he i conclude him doing it with more style than me...and so i  pass the wall of steel and water not a urinal i decide more a golden sphere ,it just wasnt my time to get inside yet.....
sheffield goodbye i shall return



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Post by: china mug on December 05, 2012, 11:02:05 AM
nottingham  100k gt played ,didnt win whent home with a mosses.....small profit
nottingham most deffinatley i will return







i assume no one wants the long version


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Post by: celtic on December 05, 2012, 11:03:03 AM
nottingham  100k gt played ,didnt win whent home with a mosses.....small profit
nottingham most deffinatley i will return







i assume no one wants the long version

Why not?


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Post by: Chompy on December 05, 2012, 01:15:46 PM
Thought you'd like to know Thomas, Gav is becoming something of a fan of yours. Sayed you've obv got a lot of skills to keep faring best of Lutoners in the bigger tourneys.


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Post by: celtic on December 05, 2012, 01:17:23 PM
Definitely the best player in Luton atm. Not even close.


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Post by: smashedagain on December 05, 2012, 07:42:36 PM
Definitely the best player in Luton atm. Not even close.
yeah but John Black has been working away


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Post by: I KNOW IT on December 06, 2012, 12:17:19 AM
I love this diary, keep up the trip reports .

BTW is this Ironsides spoof account ?


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Post by: china mug on December 06, 2012, 02:09:30 AM
just got in from luton g ,apparantley one of the luton regs who is also very prominent on this blonde site was caught nicking some xmas decorations.......it is reported that he tried to claim that some one else must have put them in his hoody while he was playing poker...as a lot of honest people will know this is the standard answer on page 5 of the shop lifters manual when stopped outside a hmv music store .......of cource a man is innocent until proven guilty in this country
,but as there have already been numerious tales of inaccurcies from him when self scoreing at scrabble ,coupled with the fact that the never seems to be any loo paper left in any of the cubicles or liquid soap and hand lotion  after he uses the wash room any clear thinking person will have to agree the likeley hood of him being innocent is about as likeley as all the lady poker players in luton g doing a xmas calander in the nude for the one eyed flying green newt society
further damming evedence is also emerging as it seems that variouse upstanding citacerns being so appalled at the brazen nature of his his approperation of the decorations laid on by the good and kindley people at luton g ,that they took pictures of him with his ill gotten gains....im given to understand that the video tape of this crime is as we speak being edited into a viral music sketch with the voice of bart simpson singing...it wasnt me i didnt do it ,eat my shorts...

in order to give a balanced unbiased report of the event i feel i should mention that mad maggie who hangs out by the skips offering thai massages at one pound a go ,states she knows he is innocent as he never gave her any dud coins in all the years she has known him and she will soon be sporting a tea shirt saying...free the luton one...sigh
wheather hes innocent or guilty ...who knows ...of cource im not going to mention his name here ,but if he ever douse give me 1000 to 1 odds for a 20 pound bet i shall have to ask for the money up front.....


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Post by: china mug on December 11, 2012, 03:16:14 PM
sky poker 110 event
or
the story of 0


not to be confused with the story of o
so as with everyone else with designs on poker glory i turn up at luton g at 10 to 12 saturday morning as we have been told the last 30 tickets will be on sale then......bought ticket....now what to do im in luton and theres two hours to the comp;....obviouse innit as raj would say,i head of down town....charity shop i buy 6 music discs at a pound each ...one is 10cents  boy has that guy got some issues ...every other word is n... this or n... that and when hea not n... all other the place hes glock and 9mm,not the sort of person you would want to slow roll...
out of  the shop town paved precint and there are about 12 carol singers giveing it some welly and rattling collection buckets,i pop into the 99 p shop and get a bag of party poppers the intention is to let one of in the club every time i win a hand.......i dont suppose they will refund a part used bag of 95 poppers....
any way i decide not to piss of the poker gods of karma so i wait till three girls singing a carol have finished...and i say i want to put this pound in your bucket ,but first i want to be sung to with ...merry christmas in the tune of happy birthday with my name thomas in it ...they agree and the song is sung smiles all round,pound in bucket ,surley karma will reward me in the game now....at least nico and raj in the luton g will realise its not just them that has to work hard at getting a tip out of me....all the sweeter when it comes
back mto casino....played poorley over and out.....
had nico dealing on my table and i still owe him a 50 pound propersition bet for the staff tip box...i tell him ill break it down into ten pound bets,first one on the next complete will the cards be mostley red or black...he chooses black and loses ten pound for the tip box
next bet i realy give him a chance ,nico the next complete flop with jack,queen,king,and ace counting as paint will the flop have paint or no paint,he chooses no paint...i pass a ace another guy passes jack queen..two people are all in ,flop included a jack and queen...another tenner not for the staff tip box
okay nicko the next jack on the flop one eyed or two eyed he chooses two eyed....five flops latter jack one eye pops out
onley twenty pound left in the propersition bet bank ....maybe pennies up against the wall will give him a chance






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Post by: smashedagain on December 13, 2012, 07:55:37 PM
Wife loves the story of o


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 14, 2012, 11:42:33 AM
why do we play poker its not for the money   for the vast majority of players it costs a lot
its not for the social interaction as there are loads of more less taxing ways to achive that
its not for some primevil pecking order seudo interlectual reason as by engaugeing in it with such little return against such vast outlay ..time and cost..we wouldnt sensible do it
there has always been gambling ...the romans threw lots for jesuses robes when he was on the cross
there are papers 6000 years old from china found in castes of bronze buddas which make mention of emperors great wagers of vast ammounts on horse races
and no dout when the end of the world is announced in the year 2525 december twenthieth at 9 45 pm,to be caused by a supa nova of sun radiation which is basicley like a shrub fire jumpinp across a parched field ,the sun s flames will leap out and incinder the earth and turn it into a mini sun ....even then in the weeks in the run up to the event you will be able to place bets as to wheather you can win one of the last seets on the ..virgin spaceways ,im the hell out of here dont realy know where were going but any where is better than staying here flights,with opptinial upgrade.

so while there is still time i want to launch a ....
reality poker show

the format is simple
eight players are selected with all the glitz and rama tazz of the existing reality shows..big brother,get me out,x factor,ect..
each contestant has a profile that the watching audiance can feel there life story thru
such as the wanna be faled singer who once had a spot on a tv game show but her cocaine habbit got the better of her and her numeriouse sucking exploits with foot ballers failed to sell enouth papers to keep her in the medias a,b,c,or even d list...and there fore shes grabbing this as her last stage out of dodge ....
the jumped up 30 something politian...

tbc


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Post by: china mug on December 16, 2012, 11:07:47 AM
so ive got time and it would be rude to not do a quick few words on the luton g  100 plus 10 game final at two pm today....the  story so far.....

get a hat get ahead i think is a old quote ...so i decided to enter into the xmas spirit and buy a festive piece of head gear to brighten up my appearance at the day one on last friday....my hair is starting to get a bit unruly as ive decided to grow it longer..nice to have the choice i all ways think,so many guys these days seem to have hair like a posse on a old cowboy film,they all ride furiousley to black barts gulch and meet up then one of them says ..ned hank you go that way jeff tom bill you go down by the double d ranch the rast of you follow me well all meet up at the canyon...routhley translated ..spread out and look like a crowd
so in the pound shop in st albans i buy a red cowboy hat and some bits of xmas decco ,had to pop into wilkinsons in the maltings to get a little string of batterey lights total cost 6.50 the lot and after i use them for hat they can go back to being xmas decco around the house....got to the luton g greeted by the girls on the door put the hat on turned on the light show now built into it and in we go .....un like the charge of the light brigade who had cannons to the left of them cannons to the right of them ...noboby has any xmas head gear on im it ...o well on into the card room at least the staff will have there little red hats ..nope a room full of poker players and im the onley one with any xmas spirit displayed to the discerning xmas revelle like the proud plummage of a rammpant pea cock in all its colour and be dazzle......
strangley i feel like del boy and rodney when they go to there friends wake dressed as bat man and robbin o well i put quality street i bought down on table for all to enjoy ...not many in tin now as a hand full at reception and the same at rajs desk has thinned them out....
and on to play poker'''
nice table and im getting some good hands and chips  aaaahhhh goood at last ,the girl to my right tugs at my hat to straighten one of the mini xmas trees on it ...wow femail attention and poker ...is this heaven ....a scotts guy on the next table ,i think called thinny on account of him haveing more hair on his chin than head ..calls over .tom ive got to take a picture as he snaps me with his mobile phone and probley forwards it to mates .....ive got papperatzi as well ....a well spent few pounds at pound shop to bring such merriment to so many smileing faces,
and back in the room ...on the big blind ive got kk four limpers at 100 i make it 600 first aon pass next one makes it 3100  pass to me im all in 28000 total he snap calls....
w t f ....must have a a ,
w t f ...he turns over a 5 ...

river ace.....its poker jim but not as we know it....wtf

bag hat in ,re entrey , some one is going to pay ...party poppers on side table for fireing of when i win a hand against glevanna who is on my new table or any good hand ....back to back kk the table enjoys the smell of old toy cap guns as i fire of the party poppers some one asks there neigbour at the next table why the party poppers the neigbour looks over ...grunts o'its onley tom winning a hand,...
glevanna exalts the knowledge some newbie is spouting ,god is there no one he wont have at his cheese and wine bashes ....no gleevanna hes talking tosh and no i wouldnt be wiser to take on board some of his wisdom.....hes a self coffessed i play lots of on line and have therefore seen 100 of 1000 of hands and that makes me wiser ,no it dousent.....if you watch 100 of 1000 of porn films do you become the best lover in the world....no
so douse any one know any jokes i ask......check mate
last four hands ,player on other table has just discovered its not a one day event and hes abroad on sunday....hes all in with rubbish or no look ,regs line up to recieve there share of his chips...hes hitting everything more chips for him to not come back to play with....
last two hands ive got about 4500 a good enouth stack to come back with.....
my small blind four callers at 1600,i look down  a k  make it 4500 i say ...kid ,i play 100 of 1000 hands on line all in 50000 ish back to me call...he  jj me  ak 
flop ......a 9  k
turn ...q
river ....gleevanna holering for a jack....or no a ten will do ..... 4
party popper time
it gets better
last hand

im big blind

kid all in 5000 next player all in 70000

i look down  10 10 ,if i call and lose im back with low chips ......
i call ...o you have a advantage over me says mr 70000 all in ,whats that i ask as i turn over my pair of tens.....you have looked ,i havnt he connfesses...he turns a 5 hearts and 8 diamonds.....great what could possibley go wrong.......
dealer burns first card 7 hearts...next card 2 spades ...three of clubs ...its all looking pretty bloody good //////o wait a mineute under the 2 of spades there is another card a jack .......miss flop ruleing
nina is called for she asks the dealer ,gets half the story and says the first two cards stay the rest reshuffle  and finish flop .....i object,i tell her she hasnt all the information and her ruleing may well be the same but i would require her to base it on all the information,she listens...i try to explain that the three cards in question are all of no help to any hand and there fore finish the flop....open debate breaks out no one can say for certain where which card came from.....ninas ruleing goese

so the flop starts with the 7 hearts and proceads........

one card to come and a six will give my oppoinient  a straight and beat my pair of tens............
........
......
i hear glevanna thinking six,six,six,
he misses im back with 166000 chips
its poker not as we know it ,onley in luton g

problem now is what hat to wear...im thinking a card board robot head decorated with crayons ...like the one on a music dance video that was out this year...i could even get andy loo to show me some dance moves.......happy thoughts
well see



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Post by: smashedagain on December 16, 2012, 12:32:46 PM
I often wish that I lived closer to Dtd. What are house prices like around Luton. Seems a great place to play :)


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Post by: Lucky on December 16, 2012, 07:07:23 PM
Tom ,

That film you were trying to remember earlier was Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence.

Or, in my case Goodbye Mr Chips - I hope you put them to good use.


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Post by: china mug on December 17, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
hi  and thanks allan .....unfortinatley i did the story of tom...made final blown out for low money....sigh
good game all round

well done luton g team


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Post by: china mug on December 20, 2012, 01:17:52 PM
Right......On with the reality poker tv presentation, we've already got the wannabe celeb singer / tv presenter / it's the grand opening of a phone box and there'll be a camera man there so she'll attend and get her Baps out! For the boys......

Next contestant a 30 something politician.... His career was launched when at the age of 17 he got to ask "TONY BLIAR" some far and reaching questions at his school ASSembly that was picked up and broadcast as a news filler on the NATIONWIDE programme........East Anglian area only). His meteoric flatlining since then has included pictures of him in his local free newspaper with two old fears pointing at a pothole whilst bemoaning the fact that there is a lack of proper repairs, that were enjoyed before and it was never like this when that nice Mr Churchill was in charge.

Next contestant will need to be the ex-wife of a famous footballer, she's included firstly because she's good looking, which to be honest any old MILF with three credit cards with a limit of £50,000 each can afford to sit and get herself pampered on a daily basis in all the beauty Spa's surrounding the little village where her hubby and his cronies have bought up a complete road and whacked in almighty big brick Walls with railings plus electronic gates! From which she sorties out in her one year old Range Rover on her "Mission Impossible" King Canute style to keep her looks and hubby....all of which failed as she was to discover in the front pages of the SUN.

TBC


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Post by: china mug on December 23, 2012, 06:43:21 AM
next player for the poker reality show will be a american ....from the land of the free and the home of the brave ...the country that was late for the secound world war ,and has jumped the starting blocks on every war since ,a nation that reserves the right to bear arms ....or is it to arm bears ,not realy sure why citizens need to have rifles that shoot 100 bullets a minute ....i dont remember seeing any one on the olimpics with such a weapon in the shooting compertitions ,it was all skill and one shot on target from a great distance ....not shoot the shit out of old car with a ak whilest swigging red stripe and telling your mates that are bareley old enouth to drive ...hey dude watch me ,motherfucker...of cource not all yanks are total twats ...there were great americans such as ..j f kennedy....martin luther king...john lennon ,granted hounery american citazens ship so that they could shoot him as one of there own.
so our american will be zeke the son of a american senator who has had all the privalleges of wealth and position and has managed to ballance his life to a blurred journey like a ball in a pinball machine richoshaying from alchahol to cochaine to three failed marriages to undeage sex scandol to running for govenorship,the latter being the onley one he dousent enjoy bit his pa said do it or lose your allowance

next player will be a lady who has dedicated her life to good works globally ...she addoppted starveing children from slums before they became the must have fashion accessory for the holywood set...she wrote letters to nelson mandella when he was a unknown forgotten in a cell ,long before the great and the good all lined up to be photographed with him ,haveing to hang around for three days in groups of twenty to get there 5 minute chat and there photo that they can put on there wall back home...in all six houses they use ...giveing the impression that they and old nelson are close confidons and he is on the phone on a almost daily basis


the next player will be a member of the british royal family....where do i start .....lets say that when there is a family photo on the balcony at buck house he is the one right on the outside edge ,most people think hes one of the butlers...his most notable achivement to date was appearing on its a knock out and playing the jocker card for extra points

next two players will be a couple of luton regs



the last players will be a pair of twenty five year old girl twins who rose to fame at the age of six when they appeared on a fairy liquid addvert then at fourteen a flake addvert and loads of teenie mags and crap teeny bopper song realeses nd chat shows and on into film parts useualey in bikinis then into private eye then any red carpet they could get onto without bruseing there knees for too long,cullminateing with one of them marrying a 76 year old italian film producer which lasted for 18 months whielst the other one discovered buddism ,all be it abb fabb style

so on with the game

tbc
iicbb




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Post by: china mug on January 05, 2013, 02:49:32 PM
SO HERE I AM IN NOTTINGHAM ...DTD,150 GT
GOT TRAIN UP NICE AND CHEEP ,ONLEY 48 £ RETURN ,CHEAPER THAN PETROL AND WEAR AND TEAR ON CAR...PLUS LOT LESS RISK OF GETTING LOST...GOT OF AT BEESTON AS MY HOTEL IS IN THAT AREA,TURNS OUT THAT ITS LITTERALY 500 YARDS FROM TRAIN STATION ....WHY THE BLOODY HELL I USED TO TRAIN TO NOTTINGHAM MAIN STATION THEN PAY TAXI 7£ I DONT KNOW....SO INTO CO OP ON COURNER GOT 4 TINS OF STELLA FOR CELABRATION /COMMISARATION LATTER DEPENDING ON WHICH WAY THE GAME GOSE...
TAXI TO DTD 9.40,IM SURE THERE STARTING THE METRE EARLY OR ADDING A CALL OUT CHARGE AS THE RATURN CHARGE FROM DTD IS ABOUT 6.50....BUT NOT WISHING TO CALL THE GODS OF BAD CARMA DOWN UPON MY HEAD JUST BEFORE I PLAY I PAY UP AND TIP.....WIMP
SAW TIGHTY HI HI ETC,SAW TK HE SAID HI AND ENQUIRED AFTER MY FEELINGS....SO ON WITH GAME 30 K STARTING .....WHAT IS THIS ....IM ACTUALEY GETTING A FEW HANDS,UNLIKE THE LAST FEW COMPS WHERE IM THE BITCH TO MAKE THE TEAS AND EMPTY THE ASH TRAYS ....DOWN TO 25 K ...UP TO 45 K ...I RAISE A LIMPED POT WITH TWO RED KINGS..2800 TO PLAY THREE CALLERS FLOP Q J 6 ALL HEARTS,BET 4500 CALL BY ONE PLAYER,ME ALL IN WITH PAIR KINGS HEART DRAW THREE PLAYERS WITH GREAT DRAWS GRIND THERE TEATH AND PASS....AAAAHHHHHH   NNNNIIIICCCCEEEEE
LATTER I LIMP ON A SEMI RAISED HAND WITH 67 CLUBS.FLOP Q 7 4,WE ALL CHECK TURN 5 CLUBS I NOW HAVE A PAIR AND A OPEN END STRAIGHT FLUSH DRAW ,PLUS A STRAIGHT DRAW AND THREE OF A KIND OR TWO PAIR ...CHECKED TO ME I BET 3800 ONE CALLER,RIVER 2 NO USE HE CHECKS I BET 8200 HE EVENTUALEY CALLS WITH HIS PAIR OF TENS.....WHAT IS HE THINKING IM ON ONE OF THE BLINDS I COULD EASLEY HAVE TWO PAIR OR A QUEEN ....MAYBE HE GREW UP IN LUTON
VARIOUSE BREAKS I SEE A FEW LUTON REGS ,NOT AS MANY AS IF SOME ONE ORGANISED A MINI BUS AND DID A CONCERTED EFFORT FROM LUTON BUT HEY HO AS FORREST GUMPS MAMMA ALLWAYS USED TO SAY ..VALUE IS AS VALUE FINDS..
LAST THREE SESSIONSIM HITTING CARDS AND MORE IMPORTANTLEY FLOPS
LAST HAND OF THE NIGHT THE BIG BLIND IS MISSING FROM TABLE SO HIS 4K IS A BONUS IM TWO TO THE LEFT ,I RAISE 11K WITH K Q SUITED  TWO PLAYERS TO MY RIGHT PASS FOR THERE STACKS OF 30 K AND 27 K AS DOSE THE REST OF THE TABLE ....I WIN THE LAST HAND AND HAVE A GOODLEY 213.500 K
THE GUY WHO PASSED FOR 27 K WINS A SEVERE EAR BASHING FROM HIS WATCHING MATES
SO ON TO HOTEL


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Post by: pokerfan on January 05, 2013, 02:56:39 PM
Gl for day 2.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 12, 2013, 11:28:15 AM
the hotel of choice is hylands in beeston ,family run  and i like the grapefruit segments at breakfast.....plus a english breakie and double toast the last round with marmalade .....so i get to the hotel and its lucky dip as to which room you get....this time i get the other half of the room i last had in blackpool ....plaster board and stud work dividing a larger room ,tv on a swival metal bracket that appears to have a home made wooden tray for the telly to sit on....ooo and 80s lamp shades and 80s /90s tiles around the shower and sink .....but you know what it dont matter im thru to day two on sunday at dtd.....
tins of stella open choc bar munched tv watched and sleep....next morning breakie out of the way and im back to bed for a kip then up to the little town centre strip in that area.....at the crack of 2.00pm ....as you walk towards the shops there is a total throw back to a bygone age in the form of a little hut on a strip of waste land  made out of all types of old rickety walls like asbestos and brick and wood and its funtion is that its a shoe repair shop with the manditary automatom of a cobbler strikeing a last with his hammer in the crowded window ...there open so in i go,bingo the smells of all the leather and glue mixed with the aroma of polish envelopes you and take s you back to a time warp of a bygone age when you were a child and you knew shops like that...the sort of era when you had a chair in the local spar shop for the old lady to sit down on as the grocer filled her order into her wicker basket ,or for the delivery boy to cycle it around latter....
i chat to the 40 something guy who is fixing some shoes and look at the machines he is useing some of which date back to the 50s...all of which would not meet healf and saftey modern requirements....we talk about loads of stuff ,i think hes happy to reminise with me.....then like a scene from goodnight sweetheart its out of the time warp and back onto the pavement under the glare of the ever dominateing tescos super store....
i walk up the strip...not to be confused with the strip in las vegas this strip consists of a paved shopping street area with 6 charity shops,6 coffee shops,8 estate agents,3 pubs...1 of which dose chinese food with real chinese people scoffing inside and the big menu boards outside all written in chinese so you cant understand it unless your chinese......come on ,ok go to france and the locals might want to speak french and see it as lazy brit disese that we all speak english and nothing else.....but hey earth to planet little china town ....chapter nottingham you are trying to sell food here  to people walking past who are in england and all read and speak english,how do you expect to coax them inside with your addvert that makes as much sence as a free chinese wall calander that you put out at xmas...
o and a greggs,further up the road theres two pubs one i see has karioke latter that night...my skills in this department are secound onley to my joke telling prowese....the other pub standing on a big car park with a splurge of blackboards offering tastie bribes and free wifi temps me so i pop in to see if it looks okay to eat there ....mistake ,pass the 5 old and new lags haveing a fag on the door way,thats a fag each by the way not all shareing the one fag,i pop in to the inner santrum of this brewary porthole and all locals ,parents kids staff glance over as new meat which may be more interesting than ther emuseings with the same old tired gery wall paper that is there life at 2.45pm on saturday ,no way am i eating in this weatherspoons reject....if you imagene a area of pavement around a bus stop with old chewing gum stuck to the pavement and gone gry ...this pub has the same ambiance,...on the way out i ask the fag lags is there a cafe nearby ,they do good food here they chorus ,o i want a gravey type meal with veggies i countour ,she dont use a microwave here one of them replies ,its all fresh here,,,,im thinking this is unreal im being given foof recomendations from dross bross and im to belive that there recomended local pub unlike the rest of the pub industry cooks and heats all food from fresh.....
nice coffee and pani costa coffee ,nice crowd and staff...back to hotel,tv,then pub karioke the guy running it has a track suit leggings with a stripe down the sides very eastern european refugee looking ,a customer in the pub pureley by chance has the identical top part of his fashion statement .....
i sang one song which i dont remember the name of...cheers 6 pints of stella ...then i sang ..space oddity by david bowie ,onley it sounded a bit different....wondered of to hotel ...the sleep of the rightiouse then breakie and taxi to dtd


to be continued
unless you think youve heard enouth already


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Post by: china mug on January 25, 2013, 06:23:41 AM
you know youre behind at doing your diary when the next dtd 150k gt is looming and you havent finished your blog on the last one....
so got to frankie and bennies across from dtd for day two ,met up with a couple of luton regs one of which was to go on to get secound in the dtd....should have done a % with him ,drat....any way coffee pizza and poker talk aaaahhhhh the perfect foreplay to poker at dtd....
whent deep in comp got to 27th place so yet again been on the date bought the choclates ,listened to all the funny stories and laughed along with them,walked the date all the way home to the front gate ,no invite inside just a hand full of tit and a kiss off....
into taxi to railway,had to wait 20 mins for taxi to come to dtd ,taxi driver talked all the way to railway....got to railway up stairway to gantry and i hear the tanoy announcing the train is calling at a...b....c....d....yes all my stations to get home ,but which platform,down the stairs to platform 1 and 2 two trains ...not mine and 3 and 4 not mine.....5 and 6 just miss my train by 20 secounds.....thank you sodding tanoy that spends three mineutes announcing all the loveley quaint railway stations that the train will call at but onley mentions once at the begging of the announcement ...the train now standing at platform 6 will call at....
into taxi dack to dtd arrainge for lift home with two luton regs.....
maybe just missing the sodding train is my new ..just getting lost in the last few miles when i drive to a out of town poker event,like the film ...final destination i think is the name,a group of teens miss a near death road crash but fate wont be cheated and one by one the grim reeper gathers them to his boosoom in the most bizare and unlickley way....
any way watched the final of the poker game ,saw the reg get 2nd place then talked poker all the way home.....
im going up to nottingham for friday 1st feb day one ....see you in frankies and bennies  90 mins before the off...maybe this time it will be me ,i can do it gis a job,i could have been somebody,i could of had ham egg and chips ...if i onley had some ham ,and some eggs, and some chips,

i wonder if in some far distant time when  the planet earth has been turned into a sun with all traces off life removed....and a infinate time and distance away a alien planet picks up this blog from there multi trilliondollar,or what ever there currencey is, radio telescope that is searching the universe for signs of life ,and they decifer the words and all there top scientists debate long and hard for centuries ,with some of there population seeing this message in a bottle from a now passed civalisation as the budding seed of a new religion from which they can set the standards of there existance....would they in all there infinate wisdom and lenthey weighing up come to the conclusion that i am indeed the bbppil

poker a hard way to make easy money






















sigh


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Post by: kips on January 26, 2013, 12:04:58 AM
Quote
i want a gravy type meal with veggies
If you'd turned left out of the Hylands, walked 10 paces to the crossroads, turned left again and walked 100 paces to The Victoria Hotel, a pub adjacent to the train station, you would have missed the cobler but would have been richly rewarded with a fine spread of food cooked on the premises, and a finer selection of ales.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: OverTheBorder on January 26, 2013, 12:08:08 AM
Did you get the poker rate Thomas? if you quote Poker they used to give a better deal when I stayed there


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Post by: china mug on January 27, 2013, 12:18:57 AM
sod it i never thought to ask,and ive booked it up for 1st and 2nd feb now....ill just have to swallow on that......35 pounds a night....and put it down as  my bit of helping the country out of reccession......


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Post by: china mug on January 29, 2013, 12:19:55 AM
got another ticket for dtd 150,000 gt......satalites this week are greet value,and with a spare entrey for saturday i can shove it up some ones ringpiece when they try nicking my ante once two often on friday....happpy days....

and back in the room..


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Post by: china mug on January 29, 2013, 09:47:32 AM
Okay......I have a dream, to save time I'm going to do the blog for the dtt trip now.
So I got to my mates coffee bar "Bar Espresso" bright and early on the morning of 1st Feb, nice bite to eat then onto the train to Nottingham.....Changed at Parkway Luton....thought about nipping out to Luton G and getting my loyalty card stamped, Hi Stamp Bye, what is it about loyalty cards that has us all queuing up like Lemmings?

On train business man with his bloody iPad/Apple/Computer phone Fan Dangle 2013 all singing all dancing as advertised on the Gadget Show phone is running his office and giving the whole carriage the benefit of his knowledge. Still live and let live, hope he drops his bloody phone in his lukewarm cardboard cup of coffee complete with it's little cardboard wraparound to stop his little digits from being scalded......Got to Nottingham, taxi to club into Frankie and Bennys Pizza emporium opposite. (don't think there's a Kebab place round here) sitting having a Coffee I can see several other players, it's always easy to spot poker players in this kind of place, apart from the occasional peaked Baseball Cap you can spot them by the fact that when you look around the room they are the ones talking to each other with sincere looks and earnest inflections on their comments. Unlike all the other people who are only discussing their work or families......
Poker players are at home and the lights are on.........


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Post by: nirvana on January 29, 2013, 12:26:15 PM
Wtf. Please dont start writing legibly


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 29, 2013, 02:47:10 PM
sorry glevana....i wiz drunk.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 01, 2013, 08:49:22 AM
yeeehhhhaaaa......here we go off to dtd .....a bit like the scene in ..hunting red october,with sean coanerey..where he tells the sub crew ...yet again we play our old game,like your fathers before you and there fathers before them with our old adversateres ect ect...
come to think of it if i win i might modell myself on sean for the final table......
without the kebab of cource


good luck all luton regs


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Post by: nirvana on February 01, 2013, 02:32:56 PM
yeeehhhhaaaa......here we go off to dtd .....a bit like the scene in ..hunting red october,with sean coanerey..where he tells the sub crew ...yet again we play our old game,like your fathers before you and there fathers before them with our old adversateres ect ect...
come to think of it if i win i might modell myself on sean for the final table......
without the kebab of cource


good luck all luton regs


Excellent return to form :-)

Can the indisputable BPIL cash again, I don't know but good luck


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Post by: TightEnd on February 04, 2013, 10:49:54 AM
well played at the weekend Tom.


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Post by: china mug on February 04, 2013, 10:52:46 AM
got back from dtd ,stopped of at luton g for stamp on loyalty card as i was passing ...will post a little bit longer version of what katie did next soon when the pokerlag wears of


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Post by: LOJ on February 04, 2013, 02:01:56 PM
well played at the weekend Tom.


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Post by: kinboshi on February 04, 2013, 02:02:44 PM
Nice to share the table with you on Friday, and glad you went on to do well in the comp.

:)up


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Post by: celtic on February 04, 2013, 02:54:06 PM
Congrats tom.

BPIL confirmed.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 05, 2013, 08:25:21 AM
SO NOTTINGHAM ,A SCHOOL OF LEARNING  ROBIN HOOD AND ALL HIS MERRY MEN AND OF COURCE AND MORE IMPORTANTLEY THE HOME OF DTD....PITY THE OWNER COULDNT HAVE PICKED MILTON KEYNES INSTEAD.......IF HE HAD MY NICK NAME WOULD BE LOBBY
so im of on the train to dtd snack and chat with my mate in his italian restraunt on the bridge at st albans to set me up and take me to my seat midland railways....onley 48 return.into nottingham 4 pack of stella from coop in beaston and drop my bags at b b then taxi to frankies and bennies oppasite dtd in good time for game at 2.00pm ,nice coffee......as i walk over to the club i notice there arnt so many cars in the car park as usual i put this down to the new on line qualiffieing  detail,in the club as i check in my jacket i mention to the receptionist lady ,,,not many in yet,,there wont be yet she says the game starts at 8.00pm....freaze  frame me ....errrr,not realey she continues weve onley just opened....okay im comeing down from of the ceiling.....are you married i enquired ,she smiles but no as much as the door man who maybe nows her ....into club hi to richard and tk who somehow new i was comeing and had possitioned them selves front and centre as i entered
and on with the game......now i have three sat tickets for this game which means i can re enter on saturday if i wish ,so i can be  a bit more aggresive ect....long storey short we play until about two levels from the end of day one and ive got 120,000 ...blind blind i look down at jj i make it 40 ,000 pass to button who goes all in for 160,000 pass to me.....i know exactley where i think i am....would he do this with ak,possibley.....would he do it with aa no ,kk yes ,qq yes ,jj no......i should be behind at this point....but ive put in 40,000 of my 120,000......there is a old greek storey about there warrioures landing on the shores of some land and marching to battle ,when they get a few miles in there chief says men look behind you that smoke is the ships burning ,,,,there is no going back....all except you tom you have a re entrey for saturday.....so i call .....sure enouth he has kings and to reward his good fortune karma sends him a king on the flop so im drawing dead....i dont regret my exit from the game i new what i was doing ,i was takeing a view that if im winning and win ,loads of chips to press on with,or if im behind and get lucky ,again loads of chips...and if as is the case re enter tommorrow
there is a epasode of friends where joey tribiankie and ross are snitching on each other to the rest of there friends,ross is telling the tale of how joey after a long journey with no rest rooms checks into some famouse hotel and just wants to get to the room and use the bathroom ...but the receptioist is giveing him free vouchers and comp leaflets all of which delays him resulting in joey not makeing it to his room but rather to the centre of the lobby towards the lifts and ....shatt his pants.
joey retorts by telling the tale of the same trip how in the bar there was a new year party with drinks and flashing lights and music ,,,and everey one is drinking and partying and as the countdown to the new year ticked down every one was kissing there gfs and wives and ross tapped this shapley long haired blonde on the shoulder and kissed her as the new year stroke ,full on and as he opened his eyes and the lights came up he found that he was kissing a man
yeea says ross but you shatt youre pants in the foyer of the grande.......
you kissed a man replies joey
yea but you shatt youre pants says ross
man kisser says joey
ross looks around and sees that all the friends are unblinklingley looking at him.....
into taxi,into bb,into snickers kit kat and three tins of stella,
into bed see what tommorrow brings





tbc


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Post by: smashedagain on February 05, 2013, 09:46:21 AM
Maria on reception is a diamond Tom. She appreciates flowers and chocolates and you will never have to stand in line ever again as she just waved you through. She is also Dtd's reigning employee of the month, a competition that was held just the once a couple of years back. She also works on the live helpline on the Dtd poker site so get on there and flirt, no web cam sadly but even if you are talking to Dave, you can still imagine it is Maria.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 05, 2013, 09:37:35 PM
i agree all staff at dtd are very good,
and so on with the saga
woke up in bb breakie and out for a walk thru beeston shoping area for a bit of a constatutional get some air and circulation after the previouse days 10 hours of poker,i keep thinking would i have played last night differrentley if i did not have a re entrey.......sod it who cares.....you did,you are,you will do again,you wouldnt bee mentaley bitching about it if you had got lucky....end of.  same old shops at the right time i phoned a taxi to take me to dtd,odley enouth the man on the radio remembered me as soon as i said dtd was the destanation ,maybe he has a memorey recal phone system any way i was impressed....got to frannkies and bennies nice coffee[again]
into dtd hi ritchard and on with the poker,all of which starts on time,this time theres a lady in seat 8 to my right i gain a earley nice few thousand chips when im priced in to a pot with 4 players with 2 5 on a 2 2 j flop she has a j ....nice ,it takes some time about 3 hours to realise she is a total newbie ,unfortainatley the whole table catches on at the same time and its a stampede to get our begging bowls in front of her first,.......im climbing up the chip rankings at a steady pace ...nice hands and flops a few luton regs are there lucky alan,vicram, we meet up in the breaks to rail each other...
its getting close to the end of this day and i comeing back with 155,000 ish chips ......into taxi into bb last tin of stella and watch schindlers list on tv and sleep.

morning im up and packed and of for a walk up the town part again ,onley now theres a little bit of a spring in my tread ..im thru to the last day 77 runners money at 64 and ive got reasonable chips.....hhmmmmm im able to justify my first exit from the game as its validated by me being in this sittuation now....happy thoughts,


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Post by: china mug on February 05, 2013, 10:27:57 PM
and taxi  coffee, and into dtd.....levels start to pass my chips are generaley going up ,nice chat at differrent tables mostley ....one guy is a nutter at roulete and the stories he tells are truley awsome and you could think a bit of license is being used ...until you see him at the wheel in the breaks doing 500 a spin,easy come speedy go,
i find my self in a hand i have 140,000 ish matey has made it 5000 i call with my pair of 5s as douse the guy on my left the button makes it 15,000  origanal 5,000 raiser passes....now i want to call but i susspect that mr sitting to my right is ready to shove....i pass he shoves all in  player calls on there backs ,player qq matey a k ...flop 6 5 6 ,  a   , 4  aaaahhhhhh i would have trebled up to 400,000 plus when the ave was 220,000 ....it would have been like doing the moon walk [jackson or armstrong]whielst juggling 5 loves and fishes and turning water into wine ,whielst being entertained by linda lovelace........but i was right to pass......dam it
on we go last three tables i get a double up to 650,000  ,   its now shove poker the blinds are 20,000  40,000 each hand is 95,000 with the antes....im under the gun all in with 99 and my last 370,000 chips straight into button with kk its over ....not bbpn....
great game enjoyed it greatley plus won 1600......got money and cajed a lift of luton reg who is just leaving for bedford,crazy paul....whos catch phraise is ....im on medication i am...so where off and out of dtd  hes driveing his van and were poker talking all the way....onley thing is we lose the signs for the m1 and end up going pass a genting casino and which neither of us remember as being on the way to the m1.......found the m1 eventualey and i had to think you no what maybe theres something cosmic about me and away poker games i can even get lost when im not driveing...esp telcanisis weird.......i talk paul into haveing a meal in luton g which we do and das ,trevor,vinny and allan who had been keeping tabs on the action wish me well,allways appreciated.....reminded raj we have still got to do a skill and aajilletey propersition bet for the staff tip box ,she smiled ,poor dear ,obliviouseley hasnt factered in me setting the race we are to have.
paul gets directions of a taxi driver for the luton parkway as i will finish my journey that way rather than put him out any thurther,go on have a guess.....



we got lost ,got there finaley and on to home
over all trip very pleased,
 new poker slang
a 4....fools aces
q 6 ....fools queens

knowingley running your pair of jacks into kings.....a gay kiss

unknowingley running your pair of jacks into a pair of kings....a gay gang bang

thanks to all well wishers
see you next month at dtd




Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 07, 2013, 04:35:38 PM
chompsky or glevana,advise if you can.....how would i go about getting sponcership to play in the 1000 pound type poker comps that go on in uk,....sincere advice would be appreciated,even if its ...tom it aint going to happen, ty
ps ,im not asking you to pay ,advice as to where to look and be heard,,


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Post by: Chompy on February 07, 2013, 06:04:16 PM
You can go for staking on here when you reach 300 posts Bernard, so you only need another 60-odd.

As the confirmed BPIL, you should be fine selling at around 2.2.

Also, just ask around at the G to see if anyone fancies buying a percentage. That can only say no.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on February 07, 2013, 06:08:05 PM
I thought someone backed you already, tom?

Tom crushed the comp again last night.


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Post by: Chompy on February 07, 2013, 06:14:47 PM
Wednesday night fields of 22 at the G take some cracking, so wpwp Thomas.

I'll take 1% at 1.0 in the first bag event you sell for ta.


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Post by: nirvana on February 07, 2013, 08:08:16 PM
Yep, just post a few more things here and then use the staking board, follow the templates mapped out for staking requests and hope for the best.


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Post by: OverTheBorder on February 07, 2013, 08:14:29 PM
Tom, you would sell for bag events with absolue no problem.

I would suggest posting your next DTD cash as a 70 post epic and discuss your various eccentric tendencies in the lounge, maybe set up your own jokes thread :)

Also, serious advice, e-mail the good people at the Hendon Mob and say that:

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=211924

and

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=1247

Are the same person.  This should help to sell yourself.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on February 07, 2013, 09:41:54 PM
Did you know Tommy Lee named he's book after you?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hTkrCZlRq_I/TbbYTGk_QzI/AAAAAAAAARQ/PMEsxiZUf-I/s1600/Tommyland.JPG)


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 08, 2013, 09:45:15 AM
thanks for feed back guys ......you fell for it chompy you are hear by my ..poker manager,..by proxy......you had better shape up
i await instructions as to where ,when ,and how .....will buy you meal at luton g for a sit down and the laying out of your directional fine tuneing ,not a kebab...
say when here   
ty


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 09, 2013, 06:04:12 PM
i think i shall treat the next events at the vic ,end of this monthas a test piece,so i shall have to see what if any sats i can win into the events online and failing that just pay and enter......time to put away the toys and get seriouse,.......

chompsky what odds to win the next 1000 gukpt at the vic,im thinking 300 to 1 ish,if chompsky is tied up on his smb perhaps glevana could proxy for her....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 14, 2013, 10:41:59 AM
last night at luton g was like stepping onto the marie celest,....onley without the sea and a ship....


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Post by: china mug on February 16, 2013, 04:47:34 PM
friday night at luton g was like a eppasode of the twilight zone........nearley 4k in prize pool and im on cash table whielst chandra is ploughing thru the comp ,must have slipped iinto a parerell unaverse,no make that a gate way at the end of a black hole.....glevana is there on the final table also......weird sights and sounds abound fuelled by the ever present propullsion fuel ,red diesel chahtea alla lidels reserve 2012......now its getting scarey vinny joins the cash  on my left and vaccerela on my right ,as much fun as a kushner sandwich,time for bed andy pandy, time for bed loopey loo,and ted.....


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Post by: china mug on February 20, 2013, 02:18:57 PM
hi chompy,got your e mail 17,2,13..will take on board all the useful comments,thanks for the input.....tried to email you back on the link and ended up looking at a load of snats old e mails....
me and tecnolagy dont mix,there fore would you tell h mob that they have two headings for me
will add a starter to the meal i owe you at luton g for your time,thanks again
pokers best kept secret
tom


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Post by: china mug on February 25, 2013, 06:12:36 PM
cant understand it ...whent to vic for satalite 20 plus tickets generated,...and i didnt get near,dont they know i used to be bbppil...ba humbug back to luton for the free stuff,shazbutt


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Post by: The Camel on February 25, 2013, 06:20:04 PM
My favourite diary on Blonde.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on March 04, 2013, 07:55:58 PM
so not being able to get a ticket into the vics 1000 satalitei still had dtd to shoot at
got train up there as im too idle to drive ,me my bag and quiltted jacket alight at beeston station like a scene from pale rider ,book in and taxi ,which i phone myself as ive cottoned to the hylands hotel seems to call a costley cab service ,as in kick back i think mmmmm ....into dtd hi to tighty  at his station,its a bit like haveing the same girl on the same till at tescos...seeing him there sort of reassureing...and on with the poker now i have two tickets which i got from sats ,so if no luck today..friday..therae always saturday
so i played and played ....and played,and whats that word im looking for...o yea and played...all to no avail,im like a frigging plane on a airfield thats trundling around but cant take off,spewing chips horrible nowt no chances ,as ive been playing tight everey one is takeing it in turn to play rear gunner and raise my blinds and i cant find a hand to shove it up them with....about 11 ish im out after a truley horrible poker non experiance,into cab into beeston pub and into 3 pints of stella...cabbie forgot to put metre on and asked me what faire usualey is ,so i told him...free enterprice still exists in nottingham cabbies ,back to hotel and tv,
console my self with theres always saturday
yea ill show them
yea its got to be better
right



tbc
formeley lgbbpp


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on March 05, 2013, 09:12:08 AM
so its saturday morning and im up for the breakie at the hotel nice food i paticurley like the grapefruit segments...the waitress is chatting to a family of four japenese guests and keeps saying sausages to the one year old child who giggles and is enjoying the attention as he says ..muma and dada and another word which the mother word explains is auntie,so the waitress is happy that she has been adopted by the child as auntis and she presses on with her attempts to teach the child how to say sausages....as the waitress flits about doing the toast ect i see the japenese parents exchanging a glance which to me says ...w t f why wont this silly bat leave us alone ,instead of makeing fun of our childs culture and inabilty to say sausages....
any way i eat up ,leave a pound tip,strange realy i never find any thing to tip at luton but maybe its because im on a trip and of cource i dont want to attract the bad karma elves and pixies to play mischief on me.
usualey i go for a walk around the shops in beeston ,but this time i loaf in the hotel watching tv,
i call a taxi ,they say hello mr thomas...definateley got a number recognition system theres no way they can recognise my voice ,into taxi and into frankie and benies for a coffee and chicken caeuser pizza mmmmm nice ,a few too many noisy kids every where but at least theres no japenese waitress flitting about trying to teach them how to say sacki....
into dtd i say hi to tighty ,followed by no dont get up he feins lack of hearing or understanding as he flits his eyes back to the words on his bible ,but i know his ever spinning rubese brain is already storeing my little witisism away to be re introduced as a original in the near future.....aaarrreee its good to give
i see a good number of people i know lucky allan,north of the border who tells me hes in same hotel and taxi shareing is a good idea and then we start to play....

now as per game plan im going to be pushing the boat out ,not following other players action im going to be makeing the waves not getting dunked by other peoples incontenant splashing....for i am a god amongst poker mortals ,yes i am the poisided of the shores of seats one to nine this is my realm i will send tempest and storm to rain down on any mere mortals who dare to steal free passage across me empire without paying the ferry man his due ,hay wtf im hitting some good stuff i raise with jj three callers flop 3 3 9 i bet i take ,a k flop a 2 7 i bet one caller turn rubbish i bet he folds ,im up to 45000 chips and thers no dowt who the top dog in this battersea dogs home is .......what could possibley go wrong ,i can change down a gear or up as i see fit im in a spead boat whilest every one else is still wearing there inflaitable wings there mummys insisted they have on for swimming lessonsand were onley on level two
i look down at kk there are two limpers at 250 chips i raise to 950 one caller low flop i bet he folds i show hand
three hands latter i look down at kk again there are 4 limpers at 250 i make it 2250 two callers flop j 9 6 rainbow they both check i dont like the straiting potential or two pair possibilitys and decide to take it now i bet 10000 .....like a scene from columbo where the detective is just leaving the room but then has this thought that theres one thing he just dousnt understand and can you help me with it...and then the murderer seeing the logic of columbos train of thought ,so if you bussiness partener was on the 8.30 train why was his car in the late stay car park faceing south....and all the murderer has to say is ,well i dont know mr columbo ,i guess thats one of lifes mysteries but if you find out why feel free to let my lawyers know,but he dousnt say that he confesses instead and columbo has another puff on his cigar
ive bet 10000 matey thinks ,thinks some more then gose all in other player passes another 15000 to me ,has he got lucky and hit a set ,has he played aa brilliantley ,they are the onley two hands that make sence.....i say to him well youre either been very lucky or played brilliantley...i call,leaving my self with 15000 chips
he shows 10 j spades i show kk, o i thought you had a k he says yes a couple of other players chorus the 10000 bet and raise before the flop looked like a k ,
then like the king of the waves that i am undoutabley destined to be im skiming across the surf on one real mother of a wave hot chicks are looking apreciatlively from the beach other hip surfers are pausing in there actions to see this epic coo de gra of brilliant bedazzilling king of cool,i even appear to have lost the bear belly and have grown golden locks of sholder lenth hair ,if they make a film of this i think brad pitt will have to play me,after i give him some coaching to get the very essense of the substance of a poker god ....aaahhhhh happy days ,so i suppose we had better get the formalitey of the rest of the flop out of the way before i don my vikings helmet and start plundering and pilliaging the rest of my table with my 75000 chips and were onley on level two.......

tbc


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Post by: china mug on March 09, 2013, 01:32:12 PM
turn spade,river spade....this pickings from a tramps left nostrel has hit a flush,the whole table is looking embarressed for me ,matey is stacking my chips and keeping his eyes down ......
the game goese on ,i cant seem to recover ,other players are haveing a slice of me ,maybe payback for when i was the daddy on east wing just a few short mineutes ago,the recipatant of my chips is semi spewing and semi hitting flops but is clearley destoned to splurge.....easy come easy go seems to be his family creast,....its now a race to get your begging bowl in front of matey for the free handout of chips,its level 4 good player makes it 1250 matey mr spew my chips calls,i look down at ace ten suited all in 3900,good calls as douse spewamunger,....flop 965 rainbow,both check,turn 6 ,both check ,river 6 ,check  bet 5100 by he who is destened for great things just not in poker call by good player who shows ace nine spewmunger shows 6 9 for quad 6s.........
so its no suprise that i had the best before the flop,i dont ask for special favours in life or poker ,i know eventualey idiouts like spew boy will fade into the flock wall paper that they emergerd from and like a stain on the wall will fade away,an analogy i have used before about poker is that its like a group of peaple crossing a frozen lake ,the experianced players advance cautiousley gaining ground and detouring around thin ice listening for the grouns and flexing of the ice as they steadley advance not put of by haveing to detour a longer route to avoid spots that may swallow them up,other players look at the shortest route and with no regard for any sensiability rush on regardless many of them fall thru the ice ,slip and fail or get lost but the random who gets thru now looks back from his advantagose safe point on the far shaw and congratulates himself on his busness accamen and visonerey decision makeing prowess,
next time they do the same,with success further enforcing there self mysteak ,then they do it again ....but eventualey hopefulley when its a immportant compatition they do it once too often and just as they are approaching the safety of the shore with there brimming bag of chips a polar bear rears up and being starving from its hibernation all on its own for the last 6 months grabs spew boy and thows him down to enjoy a tasty little snack,but as the polar bear follows the same line of thought as spew boy namely head down and go for it,and it has bean a lonsome 6 months hibernation he rips the rags of spew boy and sets about pleasureing himself before his snack time in about 3 hours....as spew boy wonders where did it all go wrong he might just catch glimpses of good players darting by safley.
into taxi into karioke pub into 4 pints stella,i notice all the regs are singing the same songs as last month one old girl black velvet ,her claim to fame then a man with all the moves of a washing machine on ecomeney spin they get the bar maid to do a few numbers as she has a okak voice ,compansation no dout in part.
i spot or think i spot a good looking 35 ish bird scanning me from across the room ,she looks like the bird out of the film with michael douglas ,and he shags her then comes home to a pot of bunney boiler stew,forget it tom i think with my form she is probley looking at the flashing decoration lights on the wall above the door ,two sets of light adjourn the corners of the pub wraped around a twiggy branch each very natural looking and cheap to make,one set is flashing at a steady tempo the other set either owing to there setting or a electrical wireing problem are flashing like the eyes of a new york park squirrel that has bean consumeing peoples secret stashes of amphetamines all day
of out of the pub i go to the indian the locals have told me about,short walk and into what was once a pub but is now ..nimboo fine indian cuisine...nice decor its about 11 ish now and theres a liveley few people about,a reject from tesco tills shows me where to sit and i order,no they dont do oakra lady fingers,no they dont do a meat biani.....i order chicken jalfreize rice spiiage and cottage cheese plus 2 popadoms ......
the popadomms come ,if you could imagen a mutant pack a quaver crisps say 5 crisps the size of a childs hand in a bowl thats the pops the relish is a sweet marmalade,a mint ,and a chilli all of which are liqufied so you could if you wanted use a straw to suck them up....im sitting at a table for 4 as im not drinking ,planning to return to pub,ive moved the drinks glasses onto the left of the table that amounts to 8 glasses in all ,any other indian restraunt ive been into they remove the unwanted items...not here im in a nice cosy venue little flower in vase and candle flickering on tables and im eating whielst beside me it looks like a stacking station from a dishwasher,sod the karma elves and pixies i will be polared if they get a tip
the main meal arrives.....eventualey
all puafied ,its like the food is designed for the ease of the staff to prepare,the chicken jalfrezie is in a sause very simalar to what you would get from mums go to iceland but then and this is the cunning bit some one has got 4 pices of red peppar the size of a small stamp and cooked them and put them in the jalfrieze ...walla,the rice medioce,the spinich again ,what the fudge if your going to buy a mollinour blender you probley want to get your ussage out of it....blended to a purree and then 4 bits of cottage cheese inserted.......the propriator of this jewel in the denial is still chatting to drinkers at the bar ,o well tom what do you expect ,shame realy 80 years ago some locals would have supped ale here and probley complained about the quality of the pork pies ....if they could see it now....
okak ill pay up and go and after all the food was tasty  ,whats this approaching my table are yes its the indian goffa who asked me if i wanted a drink originaley and then abandonded me to she of the ...tesco beans price please.....what could he want ,no ,not ,surley..
......yes he asks me how i enjoyed my meal

he didnt get away from me for 5.5 mineutes as i explained to him what i enjoyed about the meal ,finishing with telling him that if a bus of pensioners were looking for a meal i would certainley send them here as all the food can be eaten with a sraw...and did he know the advert for carlesburg bear and the catchline ..if carlsberg did z y or z
well if mcdonalds did indian restraunts this would be it
he scurried of
i payed the bill at the bar i saw the waiter had not had a chance to give my feed back to el propriator who insisted in exalting to me the discount next time i come
out o indian into pub its dying down into hotel tommorrows another day
onto train home do not pass go do not collect 200 pounds
like a genie in the lamp im getting very pissed in not getting out...
kbo


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Post by: the sicilian on March 09, 2013, 02:19:17 PM
Starting to become a BOB


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Post by: china mug on March 09, 2013, 11:27:38 PM
forgot to mention got to see final of dtd deep stack on line ,last bit anyway ...was shocked to see no sign of spew boy.


ps is bob....boreing old bastard

or

behold  outstanding  brilliance


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Post by: the sicilian on March 10, 2013, 11:55:17 AM
forgot to mention got to see final of dtd deep stack on line ,last bit anyway ...was shocked to see no sign of spew boy.


ps is bob....boreing old bastard

or

behold  outstanding  brilliance

Best of blonde... However one of yours might work to  ;)


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Post by: china mug on March 11, 2013, 12:06:23 PM
just a idea, with the country in a bit of a down turn economecaly in fact the world for that matter what is needed is a bit of light humour to cheer people up and take there minds of the fact that they have no money ,prospects,are getting old and no one cares,no proper medical services ,corrupt polititians,cant afford heating,and the guarantees on poker comps are no longer there......
so what i thought to do was invite everyone to do a short secret film of insperational content or humour to lift the spirits of the country,nay the world after they are uploaded onto the inter net......
with aprils fools day nearley upon us ,and at no cost my plan is to get a badge on a cord around my neck saying care in the comunity worker,and one of the ragulars from luton g poker club,some one who can appear to be with learning diffaculties,occassioneley nodding there head and muttering deeaar under there breath and saying ...i have a kitten..with a far away longing look in there eye,sod it the selection proccess at luton will take too long to whittle them down with so much talent potential in luton,i will just give every one a straw and the short straw gets the position in this sure to go viral and launch them and me into red carpet easy street with day time chat shows on loose woamen and the one show before being snapped up for the latest oceans 18 brad pitt ...i want another 50 million ...film flick.
i will just have to trust that no one from the cash game s cheets and shortens there own straw....

so armed with actor and secret camera we do the dead...
the target will be one of these over pretenciouse hair dressing unisex salons,the is one in everey town centre over priced over staffed with the beautiful people camp boys and bean pole girls with whispers of breasts and no bra as we enter they will on there collective radar spot that we arnt there usual clients ,i will explain that jamie...my charge for the week that im helping to be self sufficant in the community wants his hair cut in a posh salon and gets very moodey if told no,of cource paying there 35 for a hair cut is no problem,so once they have him in the chair...and they now know that he has a kitten ...i take the hair dresser to one side and tell him that this happens all the time at least everey two weeks when jamie gets it into his head to have his hair cut ,but in fact if you cut his hair he will get all emotional as he always has it done by his sister when she visits...so what we do is pay for the hair cut and if you pretend to cut his hair with lots of combing it this way and that way and snipping the scissors so he can hear it and asking him if he wants a little more of the back he will be happy that hes had a hair cut and i nearley forgot if you could finish by using the electric hair clippers on the hair on the back of his neck just hold it so he feels the tingle of the vibration and it isnt cutting ...and then announce there you are jamie thats you all done,or some thing simalar and he will know its time to leave....
so of the hair stylist goes not cutting jamies hair snip snip snip,comb comb comb,chat chat chat ....black and white kitten how nice....snip comb snip ....yes it is a niece town ,no i dont have a girl friend,o you have a girl friend at where you live thats nice ....glance over to co workers who are busy with real clients ,the clients smileing sweetley at this non hair cut that is takeing place....
and then finaley as the hair dresser feels that the kitten has moved in with him as he now knows what it likes to eat  where it likes to play where it likes to sleep and who amongst all the other residents at lucky chappies care home it likes and dislikes and why ,the hair dresser rubs jamies neck with the electrick hair cutters and announces there you are jamie all done.....
jamie gets out of the chair looks in the mirror ,quivers his bottom lip and says you took too much of ..im not happy ...my sister isnt happy...
of cource as jamie starts to head for the door i have to go with him as he is my charge whielst i have to explain to the hair dresser that as jamie is not happy with the end product i cant release funds ......
and could they reccomend another local hair dressers as this is the third one that hasnt got it right this morning.....
exit ,upload ,and private showings
you see whielst reeding this did you think about syria ,taxes ,or will i ever get enouth stamps on my luton g loyalty card to get a free teddy......no


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Post by: atdc21 on March 11, 2013, 12:39:12 PM
^^ lol sounds good


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Post by: china mug on March 12, 2013, 07:22:40 PM
wheres the fun in funerals


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Post by: nirvana on March 12, 2013, 07:30:48 PM
wheres the fun in funerals

the rave in grave


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Post by: china mug on March 13, 2013, 07:05:05 PM
is it wrong to pull wings of flies
if one man looks at a glass and sees it as being half full and another man looks at the same glass and sees it as being half empty what is the landlord doing letting them stay in the pub without buying a drink
whineing at poker isnt everything theres still the slow roll of the loser
when i was at school the history teacher told us the story about george washinton and how he chopped down his fathers cherry tree and his father so enraged had demanded of all present who had carried out such a dastardley act and george washington had stepped forward and said...i can not tell a lie papa it was i that chopped down the cherry tree...and his father said ...son i was so angrey when i saw what had been done to my cherry tree i was going to punish the culprit most severley,but i am so impressed by you honesty that instead of punishing you i have decided to reward you,you may play with your x box assignes creed right up to your bed time.
the teacher then explained that that was a story from history that had a moral in it ,and she asked if any one in the class knew any stories from history with a moral in them.....well it didnt look like any one else was going to put there hand up so i did and said i knew a story about my great grandad who fought in the trenches in the first world war and it had a moral in it......
o do tell us said the teacher


tbc
soon


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Post by: china mug on March 13, 2013, 08:32:13 PM
well my great grand father used to butcher cows which was a bit of a cocern as he was a green grocer but i guess even back then people had interestes out side of there work,plus the free meat probley came in handy,so any way he was in the trenches on the somme and the war had been dragging on for year after year when lord kitchener haveing had a few more than usual brandies in a commendered chateo 50 miles from the front,came up with a whizzard plan to finish of the hun and all be home by xmas......the cunning plan was baised on the fact that although the area in front of the british tommies trenches was no mans land and was laced with deadley machine guns ...if...and this is the devilishley cunning part ....if enough tommies on a ten mile front of the somme all got out of the trenches and advanced enmass on the huns lines that even though the huns machine guns would cut a swaith thru the advancing tommies...and yes lord kitchener admitted that the loss of life would be high ,but even with that great cost that he was prepared to pay....eventualey the huns machine guns would over heat or the huns might even run out of bulletts,and as every one knows the hun always has a good stiff swig of schnapps at midday to keep the cold out he may even be inabriated and shoot his own men by mistake ...either way seems like a dam fine plan and we can all be home for xmas,all the other officers in the chateaos wine cellar with lord kitchener couldnt fault the plan so the time was set for 2.00 pm when hun would be eneberated
so my great grand father was told by the officers to get ready for 2.00pmfor the big push,at 1.30 pm a cook came up the line giveing every man a tot of whisky ...to keep the cold out and put fire in there bellies...my great grand dad haveing a mometerey memory loss told the cook he needed six more shots of whisky for the men in the forward obsevation post or the cook could take it out there himself if he wanted ,the cook saw the wisdom in local knowledge gave him half a bottle of whisky and left,it was onley then that grandad rememberred that the foward post had tacken a direct hit that morning and those 6 brave commerrades were no more ,so touched with remorse and respect for his fallen commarades he drank a toaste to them all ,and then it was time tio go over the top

grandad charged out across nomans land men tumnbling like skittles around him ,fireing from the hip he stumbled onwards towards the hun lines his foot sunk into a gooey wet mess and he looked down at a dying tommie with his boot in his guts,,youl be allright son well pick you up on the way back...on he went fireing reloading fireing...then he ran out of bullets just as they breached the huns foward post a giant of a hun with a kaiser moustache lunged at him with his pistol fireing in one hand and a sword in the other grandad knocked the sword to one side kicked the hun in the balls and baynetted him from belly button to nipple he senced rather than saw a movement to his right and turned as a hun threw a stick grenade at him from a concealed bunker ,grandad leapt thru the air caught the grenade wrestled the hun to the wall of the german trench ripped open his tunic shoved the grenade into the tunic spun the hun around cut his throat with his boot baynet and shoved the startled hun back thu the door way into the path of 4 other blood thirsty nun rapeing baby baynetting cousins of wilhelm and ducked as they all screamed and fought like rats to get up and away from there doom ,the blast from the grenade covered grandad in dead germans blood and entrails  and deafened him he picked up the german machine gun that usaley needs two men to carry and charged along the german trenches wave after wave of huns fell like poppies in front of a combine harvester the last thing they saw was my grandad painted red from head to foot in blood screeming and shoveing the barrell into every nook and craney of the trenches lest he should miss out on killing any of the germans as he approached the end of one trench the machine gun stopped fireing and the last five germans left alive realiseing that this was there chance all turned on grandad with guns and baynets ,he grabbed the nearest on e stabbing him in the eye till the point of the baynet pierced the back of the skull and the  hun screamed as grandad advanced on the four remaining germans whose bullets were finding there mark in the screeming pin cushion of what was once one of the pride of the father land,he ripped of the dead huns helmet and used it like he was bailing water out of a trench on the next hun and the mans whole lower jaw left his body as he did a pioret before running away down the now empty trench two of the other huns each grabbed a arm of grandads and screemed at there commerade to kill him now with your baynett befor the rest of the tommies arrive ...grandad felt the baynett piece his shoulder and in his pain he broke free from one of the hun and with his free hand he pulled the baynett out of his flesh and shoved it straight up under the chin and thru the skull of the hun still holding him .....the last two remaininghearing the rest of the tommies comeing up there trenches turned there attention to there own survival....one of them as it turned out could speak exellent english,look tommie we just want to go ,this war is silly you are a brave man we will leave your men are comeing you stay here you are a hero we go ,and so saying they turned and whent to climb out of the trench and run away ,where upon grandad who hadnt heard a word of the most ellaquint of speeches pinned one of them to the wall of the trench with a discarded german rifle that still had its baynet and was just finishing drowning the other one face upwards in a muddy hole whielst screeming you started this war not me
so impressed were the officers that they sent grandad back to blighty and gave him a medal miss
the history teacher looked a bit dazzed by the story as had some of my class mates who had edged away from me somewhat
and eeerrr what was the moral of that story then asked the teacher
thats easy miss.......my grandad was a evel bastard once he got a drink in him


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Post by: china mug on March 14, 2013, 06:59:21 AM
if domestos kills 99 % of all known germs what about the 1 % it dousnt kill
if your on a train travelling to newcastle and the train compartment is a sealed unit and the carriage is 20 metres long and a fly starts at the back wall and flies at 1 metre a hour towards the front of the carriage of the train and the train is travelling at 65 miles a hour into a 22 mile a hour head wind that is hitting the train at a 63 degree angle ,pull the wings of the fly to add to your collection get of the train at any station that will give you the right connection and go to dtd in nottingham in time for the grand prix


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Post by: celtic on March 14, 2013, 07:02:37 AM
Ever been to nandos?


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Post by: china mug on March 15, 2013, 01:47:51 AM
i wasnt quite sure what reaction my syle of blog would cause,but i was most definatley not expecting to be properisation for a date out for a meal and then for it to not even be a kebab........
who gets the tap end


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Post by: china mug on March 16, 2013, 10:57:14 AM
Popped over to Luton G for the Friday nite game, in my opinion the only remaining comp worth playing at this venue.
Whilst there amongst all the friendly faces, light banter, repartee......I had occasion to exchange a few sentences with one of the regulars who offered to check the spelling and better present the layout of my Blogs on this site. Not wishing to embarrass the guy by naming him, I will refer to said "Wikipaedia Wannabe" as : "THINNY" I'm  sure Glevana and CHOMPSKI will know who I mean, if not perhaps mentioning he hails from the down Market side of Hadrians Wall. Which part I'm not exactly sure but I think all of him .
Clearly you can imagine my shock nay horror to have called into question my power of prose, would he have an opinion on how William Shakespeare would write his STUFF, probably telling him to use Crayons, or an opinion on how Professor Stephen Hawking could be fitted with a voice box so his speed of speech and oration would sound like a British Airways Stewardess advising you of where the emergency exits are........
Does he not realise you cannot go into the Hen who lays the golden egg and rearrange it's parts, you just accept that hey ho look over there it's another clutch of Golden Eggs.......if a person wants to read word perfect prose pick up a Poker Magazine where you will get sanitised comments and opinions.........but if you want to hear what it was like in the swinging sixties, best you find an old hippy and ask him.
If THINNY is actually suggesting that I should in fact do two blogs one of which is in my style and the other is in the new sanitised THINNY approved, easy to read and give Girlie giggles to format, what he is actually doing is exactly the same as in the Film "Good morning Vietnam" where attempts to moderate or Censor Robin Williams from doing his thing........
In the final analysis, why do I write a blog, why does anyone read it ? Surely the answer is that it gives something to both the author and the reader.....! Not to create perfect prose but to kick back, undo your top button, let your belt out a notch and have some "Me Time".
So only being human (and humble) I will invite the next five persons to vote YES! We want the New THINNY EU approved Politically Correct, boring as Poker Magazine, edition....or NO! We want the keep your shit as it is Tom edition....

YOU DECIDE.....

I'm off to DTD last gasp desperate flailings to get into Grand Prix

Will post if anything interesting happens

(in Crayons if required)




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Post by: china mug on March 17, 2013, 09:17:51 AM
 o well not good enouth to get into dtd grand prix 493 in the satalite made it to 156 place 10% go thru to sunday....mr 80 000 makes it 4500 i look down at tens but i dont like this action....i decide to call and see a flop without any ace or king....big blind calls also flop 3 4 7  rainbow....i check...big bets 4500,i like....mr original raiser makes it 12000,i dont like....my super spider man powers are tingleing like a dose of herrpies ....i want to pass.....but ive played this hand to get exackley this outcome....i have to trust that mr is reading big as week and my hand is superior to his....i go all in big passes mr snaps me of with kings.....nice hand and schleck out of dtd....
down motorway in time for chinese take away
onley consolation is i didnt get lost this time


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Post by: china mug on March 18, 2013, 10:13:24 AM
good....if you take a o out of that word you have ...god
heavey stuff i think you will agree,clearley proof positive of the meaning of life and  that there is a  higher being in the comos........


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Post by: china mug on March 18, 2013, 11:20:09 PM
devil...if you take the d out of the word you are left with evil...again proof positive that there is a higher power at work in the cosmos and we should all take note and shape up ,and listen to these divinchi code like clues that have been left there for us to discover and use the information....


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Post by: china mug on March 18, 2013, 11:21:23 PM
devil...if you take the d out of the word you are left with evil...again proof positive that there is a higher power at work in the cosmos and we should all take note and shape up ,and listen to these divinchi code like clues that have been left there for us to discover and use the information....


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Post by: LOJ on March 19, 2013, 10:42:13 AM
 NO! We want the keep your shit as it is Tom edition....


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Post by: china mug on March 19, 2013, 10:43:36 PM
sick duck....need i say more


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Post by: china mug on March 20, 2013, 05:26:32 PM
i probley wont go down to luton haveing the time of my life ,but then again i just might...
a jolly jape for april fools day at luton g....all you need to do is get a load of cheap poker chips from the poker sets that are for sale....colour them up to look like black chips at  25 pound and red chips at 5 pound ....then super glue a whole load of them together so they look like a bet on roulete ...two hundred on the number four hundred on the splits eight hundred on the corners....total bet 5000 pounds.....then as a poker player comes in you whack it on a number that has just come in whielst a accomplice tells him you haveing it of at roulete,might be a good idea to clear it with the management first thinking about it....any way it would be well worth seeing said poker players face as he at first thinks that you have won big time and then when you lift the whole bet of as a block of clearley dud chips....film it set it to music probley crazey frog tune that was out a few years ago,upload it to the net and wait for it to go viral.....mmmmmm    fame    nice


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Post by: china mug on March 25, 2013, 12:24:50 AM
i think therefore i am
i am therefore i continue
i continue therefore how come no one laughs at my jokes
bit bored here not my usual quality i give to my addoring pubic,gonna have to go for rehab at dtd  ,and soon....
if it takes one man a day to make a sandwich 23 feet long ,with all the trimmings
and it takes one woman 3 days to make a sandwich 23 feet long ,with all the trimmings
dont you think someone should have told them its too big for the plate.
a excited chap was telling his friend about his trip to japan and he included his trip to a top rate hotel where he had sampled a rare treat with his meal which was to have a cool drink of mineral water,but as his japanese host explained  it wasnt just any old mineral water o no what the hotel did was send a large tug boat to the artic circle where there scientists would select a iceberg for its clearness and clear blue collar and the fact that it had been frozen for 5000 years....then they would tow it back to japan to a factory ship where it would be cut up left to melt and bottled so the disserning japenese gourmay could enjoy the finest 5000 year old mineral water at 500 dollars a small bottle.....o thats interesting said the impressed friend of mr excited    ....what did it taste like


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Post by: china mug on March 27, 2013, 12:02:38 AM
yyyeeeeeehhhaaaaa order is returned to the universe,i just got a ticket to the dtd deep stack......now wheres my karioke sheets....
next target monte carlo



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Post by: china mug on March 31, 2013, 12:53:37 PM
whent to luton g on friday ,good friday that is a goodley a throng of believers that any church would be happy to have as its eager ever turning up congergration where in attendance ,especialiy as all poker players have a unshakeable belief in a higher unseen unproven world order nameley that one day the bad beats will stop and they will take there rightful place on the final table amongst the ten disciples jostling for the sacred holy grail or at least a three way chop of it with the odd 15 quid going to the tip box.
any way heard that it was going to be ....ninas..last day of working there and if we wished to greet her and wish her well when she arrived for work shortley she would no dout appreciate it.....
ninna,ninna,ninna.....one of the last old originals from the old club when it was down the road beside sainsbureys o for the nostalger ....its 1987 and youve done your brains at the casino i belive it was called seargent yorks then ,you have had ciggerete smokers blowing there cancer plums acrass the table with you as they chain smoked.....never mind have you been mis sold ppi ,those firms that chase that sort of busness should chase the ......have you got health problems from working in a poorley ventalated smoke filled envirement......let us sue the bastards fot you....then you could leave the club and take your final gamble of the night seeing if you could make it down the alley way betwean seargent youks and the sainsbureys car park with out being mugged or accosted.....i remember i was nearley mugged in that very spot ,i had come out of the club at say 1.30 am i wallked pass the top of the alley to the phone box as if i was going to use the phone this gives me the opportunity to look down the alley to see if there are any street life hanging about....no its all clear so of down alley i go to car park,as im half way along i hear the sound of fast walking foot steps comeing up behind me ...i dont like this one little bit...my brain tells me if its a mugger he may have a accopliace just up ahead 25 yards where the alley widens out by the pub used by all the class a followers,great what to do ...i carry on walking as i hear matey closing up behind me ,i glance over my shoulder to see his size etc ...hes not overley large and hes smarter dressed than i thought he would be about 10 yards behind me but what focuses mt attention and makes me go to defcon 5 is the fact that i see a knife in his right hand right thats it get to the wider bit of the alley out side the pub you dont want to be fighting with matey with his accompliace comeing at you from behind i think ....i get to the corner no accompliace in sight good hes late probley rushing over from sainsbureys after this fucker behind me had called him on his mobile phone ,which was a new gadjet that all discerning druggies seemed to have...wonder if it will catch on .....any way ive got to deal with matey before his pal turns up ,so that tells me i cant afford to go to the ground and be on the ground when his help arrives here he comes i can see him he seems a little bit startled by the fact that im standing here about to grapple with him ,i had better block the side that he has the knife on grab him by the throat and twist and trip him then slam the back of his skull down onto the concrete clab pavement ...so i glance down to see where i need to eleminate the knife.....fuck me there is no knife hes got a bunch of keys with one of the keys sticking out thru his fist of fingers in case any one goes to mug him in the alley ........i stand there as he passes he thinking im going to mug him and me thinking im not going to be mugged by you and your pal ....would have made a intereasting case for the court...
any way back to nostalgia ,little rose that waitressed for us all at the poker club ,her daughter was to come and work at the new club on reception and she has moved on to fresh pastures now carmel one of the staff from the 10 pound stud comp rebuy days ,dick lynch used to swear she was a block on him getting any cards...hes in luck now shes a manager at the new club and dousnt deal for him any more,the chinese where important gamblers then and when it was the start of the year of the dog or the year of the rabbit or the year of the yeti whe didnt care you knew the midnight banquiet laid on by the club to attract the punters would be great nosh including those realey big pacific prawns....and of cource you could order tea and ssanies for no charge and tip rose a quid and still feel like a king ....fast forward to taday food give them another ten years and they will have a burgerking franchise tacked on the side of all casinos.......
and there amongst it all was dina who whent on to tv fame as the first lady of poker dealing on late night poker tv,with her hour glass waiste avid fans could recognise her from the back before they ecould work out who phil helmuth or negrano,some yank wannabes where....

and there was ninna....the choice of reason ,or the fith beatle as i used to tell her with her hair style.....right up to her leaving on friday,she entered the club wearing a 1960s style print dress ,so that was it im of,ninna ninna  ninna she slows and looks my way ,give us a twirl ninna which she sort of dose a half twirl ...you see i say to a fellow player ..thats the material  i want on my new three piece suiete ,,ninna douse a mini eye flutter with a its going to be a long night tut and continues on her way
i recall a occasion when ninna was on all fours searching for some dropped chips under a table on a busy poker night two of the players had stood up to allow her access under the table,....as she scampered about like a kid in a sand pit i wallked over and said...to one of the guys standing,okay you won the bet but theres another ten quid if you can make her bark like a dog....

or the time she was hell bent on ignoreing me calling her over...ninna ninna,ninna ninna,   ninna    ninna ,eventualey she came over what is it tom,i ignored her and said as if in conversation with the guy beside me....ninna ninna ninna you see thats the noise a fire engine makes a police car is deedaa ddeeddaaa.....mutter eye roll twirl and exit the fifth beatle

george the card room manager,never sure if thats his title ...any way george announces that chandra has donated a hundred pounds to a farewell collection for ninna....not to be out done a raise my voice..george  george i villantear to take ten pounds out ......

all said and done if it was the last day on earth before the hollacaust when the terminator releases nuclear global destruction and im in a poker hand with a full house of aces and the cards are on there backs and at that moment as the chips are being pushed towards me and whoosh the judgement day comes......as my fingers drag the chips to my stack i would be happy if the dealer was ninna and our hands touched in the passing of chips as the walls melt and we realise what is happening and the last conntact we have with another human being is a fleeting brush of finger tips across a poker table,and i look up and theres ninna and she looks up and there me ....a perfect ending










of course if dina isnt busy with tv work she could be the card room supervisor and as its such a large last pot she is helping to push the huge pile of chips towards me and all three of us brush fingers and whoosh the walls melt our eyes meet ninna dinna me ...me dinna ninna ....     ....
a new sandwich is added to the cosmic menu its a nna sandwich a slice of ninna ,your choice of filling ,i choose me.. and a slice of dinna ....toasted
served by rose













whats the difference between me tipping casino staff 1 pound and me tipping casino staff 5 pounds........answer on next blog
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Post by: china mug on April 01, 2013, 12:52:06 AM
24 months


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Post by: china mug on April 05, 2013, 08:33:05 AM
im of on train to dtd nottingham ....im still knock  knock   knocking at the door of the deep stack   ....like they say on all that finance investment guff ..past performance is no guarantee to future returns..balls to that im feeeeeellllliiiinnnggg lllluuuuucccckkkkkyyyy.....
so provideing i dont get lost,which with a train and a taxi even i will find hard to do ,and provideing i dont get kidnapped by a gang of spice girls who are out looking for a stud muffin to be there master in some sex marathon orgy....i will be at dtd with my spare ticket for re entry on saturday......nice.....


as a thought for promoting the wembley  dtd poker event how about getting posters of nicola at dtd and putting them on ebay for sale ....and buying them ....a bit like old film posters  of gone with the wind or the james bond films...even have the posters put on to tee shirts and sell them on ebay .....
the slogan could be //i played at wembley..

i think i will pop over to other page and suggest this idea of useing ebay

o if spice girls attack ,i suppose i could always join in at ante level 200 400..


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Post by: tonytats on April 05, 2013, 04:20:25 PM
o if spice girls attack ,i suppose i could always join in at ante level 200 400


75/150 no anti I've heard


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Post by: china mug on April 06, 2013, 02:11:05 PM
well here i go again....2nd crack nat deep stack im here with 4 mins to kick of....i played friday like a complete donk and not supriseingley got a bale of hay shoved up me.... well ive had my walk around beeston shop area interestingley as i sat out side  cafe nero a old un stopped and asked me if i kmew where there is a betting shop,,,,then latter when i was in a charity shop the assistant came ovber to where i was and said this shelf is a good spot to put them dvds on ,so she dose ,all of them aceans eleven,,,,must have a cloud following me about saying de gen gam


more latter


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Post by: china mug on May 27, 2013, 01:26:10 PM
not yet my lord chancellor

soon


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Post by: china mug on July 26, 2013, 10:55:38 AM
well well well ...ive onley gone and won the poker league at luton.....a bigger event than the royal baby add on comp..the  con grat e mails will start flying and now i might be able to get my car repaired with some thing better than duct tape........if i say so my self ....i will post more latter


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Post by: celtic on July 26, 2013, 11:30:06 AM
Congrats Tom, glad you won it.


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Post by: nirvana on July 26, 2013, 02:47:03 PM
Well done Thomas


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Post by: Chompy on July 26, 2013, 02:55:57 PM
Great news.


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Post by: china mug on August 04, 2013, 12:05:12 PM
thanks for the best wishes,...i feel that i should post a bit more on here than i have been ,,,but what can i say ...i am totally knackered from winning the league at luton and straight away im playing every knight because its free entrey for me.....i suppose its a bit like playing with your dick ...nice when you choose time and place but a bit of a chore when you are at it all the time....unless like gleevanna you have one of those state of the art ann summers strap on joy belts with the pads and sensors[ easy clean version]  to place around your little places and parts so that they can buzz away as you wait for moby dick to swallow your bent pin on a strech of parcel twine,and should the player beside you enquire about youre insessant twiddleing with the knobs and dials as you attempt to synchronise your peek with hitting trips on the flop  just knod sagely and mutter something about ill health then twirl the remmanants of your glass of red wine and the poor fool beside you might even buy you the next litre of oblivion.....
with regards to poker being able to play for free is haveing some interesting effects on my play ....still not winning enouth but able to be more bolshi with crap starting hands and get the chip stack up early ..but then the same play wastes it all latter,still very interesting to be able to speculate  at dominateing the table ,might learn things to use in future
all booked up for goliath includeing guest house at 35 a night ,b b ..
silly realy 2000 runners plus whats the chances of winning.......
chompsky i will take 1550 to one for me to win with no deals. 50 pounds bet ,number plates and old audios will be considered as pert. payment....dont wimp out gleevana gave me 1000 to one just recentley,just collect the 50 of me at luton today i should be there for 4 pm assuming im able to free my hand from my y fronts......
those that love me can love me no more,those that loath me can allways go that bit extra
tom 4/7/2013


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Post by: china mug on August 09, 2013, 11:58:28 AM
got to the final table on thursday at luton g ,i was talking to stacey one of the staff members  about  a previouse bet a player had made where he had said ....twenty thousand more when in the small blind for 6000...then the player put 20,000 in and 6000 but the dealer returned his 6000 because it didnt go over the line plus in his opinion twenty thousand more included makeing up the small blind so the actual raise was 14,000......
not rocket science and not that interesting just poker and stuff,what was interesting was that a young player at the other end of the table offered his opinion that  ...i was talking shit...when i imediatley asked him ....what did you say...he repeated...your talking shit....
haveing digested his opinion and the value of all options i decided to let it slide the fact that ...im talking to a member of staff and he throws his two pence worth in  to a private conversation and he feels to be very insulting to me.......
what had i done to earn his direspect...well was i talking shit,no
was i asking the table ..who knows any jokes,no
was i slowing the game up and being disrespecful to other players,no

so why did a young guy choose to give his considered opinion in that way
one guess is as good as another my preferred guess is its like the scene in ..dances with wolves ,where kevin cosner says to the red indian brave ..why douse running bear always shout at me...and the indian brave says ...its because hes afraid of you...


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Post by: the sicilian on August 09, 2013, 12:09:14 PM
got to the final table on thursday at luton g ,i was talking to stacey one of the staff members  about  a previouse bet a player had made where he had said ....twenty thousand more when in the small blind for 6000...then the player put 20,000 in and 6000 but the dealer returned his 6000 because it didnt go over the line plus in his opinion twenty thousand more included makeing up the small blind so the actual raise was 14,000......
not rocket science and not that interesting just poker and stuff,what was interesting was that a young player at the other end of the table offered his opinion that  ...i was talking shit...when i imediatley asked him ....what did you say...he repeated...your talking shit....
haveing digested his opinion and the value of all options i decided to let it slide the fact that ...im talking to a member of staff and he throws his two pence worth in  to a private conversation and he feels to be very insulting to me.......
what had i done to earn his direspect...well was i talking shit,no
was i asking the table ..who knows any jokes,no
was i slowing the game up and being disrespecful to other players,no

so why did a young guy choose to give his considered opinion in that way
one guess is as good as another my preferred guess is its like the scene in ..dances with wolves ,where kevin cosner says to the red indian brave ..why douse running bear always shout at me...and the indian brave says ...its because hes afraid of you...


Just tell him to fuck off imo ! lol....oh and celtic told me how you cracked his aces..beware the wrath of the Jocks lol


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Post by: china mug on August 10, 2013, 11:37:38 AM
i didnt crack his aces ...he  made a small raise which basicley said come on in and warm your self at the fire of my chip stack ...so two of us did...and i would like to state here and now it had nothing to do with him not showing a previouse hand where we had a all in who mucked his hand and thinny bet on the end and i passed and he refused to show and the ruleing agreed with him ...allthough george latter said that the mucked hand shouldnt have been tacken in and then thinney would have had to show to win the hand.....
ok maybe it had a little to do with it
last night at luton we had the pleasure of the poker elite globe trotter...well uk  anyway....dave johnson he that can spot extra value in a points promotion and travel to the far flung shores of sea side casinos that give points but onley have fourteen and a half runners who would have a heart attack at the thought of a rebuy as the invalidity pension wont run to it ,whielst he will scoop points that other players would have to do battle with 70 old poker lags with a im a 100 up on roulete mentality give me a rebuy ....any way the much respected and in some circles feared......your own problem if you go near his drink ....mr johnson was involved in a big pot to which he had contribbuted a chunk,when the last player gose all in ,call,call,mr johnson hum har ....mmmmmmm...pass some whag enquires ,what did you pass dave ,,,threes he states....cards on there backs some thing like ak,88,10 10 .....flop rag rag 3 ,rag,rag......mr johnson double hurmppphhh
now as you maywell imagine all the players at the table had such a feeling of empathy for dave that the least they felt they could do was to mention the word three at alll and any opurtunity
whats the big blind..three hundred
last ..three hnds soon
im ..free rolling
watch out hes..three bet
if im out i might catch the late film i think its ..free willy
no its the ..three musket ears
no rocky..three
no god father..three

to his credit dave joined in and even contributed to the crack ...he may have even enjoyed the cosmic justice of me calling a all in with my king nine of spades on a 9 4  3 rainbow board onley to walk intn....no run into ...a set of threes.....
a good crack and jolly table ,i can onley hope that it didnt go down hill after the brightest light left,i suppose i could have stuck around and  sat on the side lines to ask who knows any lokes....


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Post by: china mug on August 17, 2013, 03:33:41 PM
up at dtd looks like there will be a goodley overlay in comp, ive put andy loo on notice to not rip the arse out of the luton g league points while im away......bag of cashews for any one who takes his scalp....large size.....


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Post by: china mug on August 18, 2013, 12:49:36 PM
so its 30 mins to the of at dtd i grinded the 1 pm on saturday and was as card dry as north of the border buying the drinks.....made it to level 13 then out in a no awe hand.....in the 5 pm shot and surley now i will hit some good stuff....f u tom heres another portion of super card dry seven plus hours later and ive got 150 000 ...i try to nick the blinds with  king ten suited...big all in i have to call his 75 odd hes got 97 suited...flop 7 7 rags
forward to last hand of the night im the big blind at 5k ...luton reg all in ,twat on right all in ,i squeze qq,happy days all is vindicated all the grinding is worth while im all in
luton reg 88
me qq
twat on right ...o i dont know what ive got i didnt look,turns over 2 8 0ff
flop 252 turn 10 i can win with a diamond.....twat wins
im back on suday with 75000

looks like i will be at luton for the game
sigh


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Post by: china mug on August 22, 2013, 08:08:07 AM
ive had to let andy go as im at the goliath thurs onwards and he will win the luton g leagues free month of entries....i dont think it will go to his head though ,he will still treat us to his trade mark high pitched trills of laughter when excited....maybe he could have a body popping comp with raj,i hear hes notorious for his moves on the floors of lutons night life pulling stations...odd realy i onley see him super glued to a black jack chair...come on andy if youve got it show it ,
so im of to goliath ,on the train and staying in a bb...o what a life ...in search of the poker pat on the back that says ...wow look at him he won such and such,or he whent deep in so and so,id better hope it comes soon as a decent holiday would fit in realy well about now...anyway get brain into warp 5 scotty and braveley go where every fukr has been trying to go since they drew lots for jesuses robe....
i hope i dont sit beside any pratts in coventry ,i was beside one in luton last night defo mental probs ....talks shit and kept asking me non replly questions...
so sweetness and light nice thoughts get up to coventry and dive in ,....might even get to hug dinna ....the poker players preffered hot tottie pin up ....aaaahhhhhhh
see the nice thoughts are cutting in.....

chompski hasnt replied to my most generiouse offer of a bet for me to win the goliath.....probley too busy flicking thru back issues of..cross knit stitcher and what the well attired geek is wearing this autumn,or it could be that hes keeping a low profile now that the rumour about him and his fetish regarding eyeing up other peoples walking aides and wheel chairs and wanting to take them home with him to add to his collection under his bed by the rolls of andrex super soft....of course i dont belive a word of it....bit as they say theres no smoke without friction burns....








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Post by: china mug on August 25, 2013, 01:14:56 PM
bloody hotel in coventry sold my room even thou it was all booked up weeks ago,i suspect some slimy owner or manager assumed i was a no show and took cash for it,i phoned up at 7.30 ish pm to see what the porter to let me in around midnight arrangements would be......sodding woman that can barley speak english answers the phone and i tell her
my name
i have a booking
i will be arriveing about midnight
then a little later i talk to home and they tell me the hotel phoned them ,i dont have a booking...it shouldnt have been made in the first place,so no booking thurs or fri night.....slaggggssssss
so im back into goliath at level 13 about 8.30.pm  on full tilt from a slag in a hotel that has double booked my room for profit......
i will be trying to get repenpence from the online booking agent.....but for now im one bedless poker player
luckly the crowd in the lobby at goliath sorted me a room at ibis ...55 pounds...so im okay for tonite ,
still got blown out of goliath on a hand where i was fav,back to hotel....just dont feel like ferreting around for a hotel for friday night  and paying thru the roof for it so good bye coventry

back to luton g cassino
i discover that ive been told the wrong date for the end of the poker league so there is enouth time for me to over take andy ...i smiled when i heard the news ,andy i hear had a some what different facial arrangement

banged in 40 points on saturday will see what i can add to the stockpile of wmd at 4pm sunday
on the way back from coventry on the train the ticket guy looked at my ticket and quipped ..st albans ,i went there once but it was closed..the estate agent type girl opposite chuckelled..i quipped back to him ..yes they new you were comeing,he chuckled then shuffled of in his train uniform top and stripey suit trousers borrowed from rumpole of the bailey.....
all of this now made me look at the girl oppasite with a different view ..she now nows where im getting of the train and could way lay me on the lonlay stretch as i walk along towards the abbey flyer...i pretended to be dozeing but studied the girl as she pressed the buttons on the blackberry phone that had been her constant attachment since she had got on the train at 4.56pm on platform 4 from milton keynes and had made 5 phone calls plus 9 text call and recieved 2 calls.....none of which was some one trying to sell her ppi misold services
a couple of times she looked across at me but as i was feining dozing whielst looking at her thru my partly closed lashes she returned to her finger digget orgy ,as she stroked the buttons on her blackberry she semi bit her lip and her finger seemed to hover over the button that little bit longer as if she was toying with a lovers one eyed spitting cobra with her text finger regulateing the flow of satisfaction......
anyway i got of the train and hung around the lonley stretch at the abbey flyer station for two hours bet she didnt show up ...a couple of times when i heard womens high heels approaching and stepped out of the shadows it was the wrong woman and they clutched there children to them and hurried of ....
now i think about it maybe she wasnt a estate agent but was a hotel booking manager....




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Post by: china mug on August 29, 2013, 12:04:12 PM
looks like andy has won the luton g leauge and a month of free comp entries,i would like to congratulate him and look forward to seeing what his eyes look like after 3 weeks of got to attend its free, hey up i could win next month as well.....dave bloody johnson is the onley contender....and hes all ways down the jim
so good luck andy fill your boots
of cource if any one knows any reason why andy should be disqualified....any reason...at all...please let me know
if you have infomation that he has been running a opium denin the far left corner of the smokers cage....
that he has sometimes parked in a disabled onley parking bay
that he uses red diesel ,even though his car is petrol
that he has been secretley selling pancake rolls on luton g premises ,undrecutting the poor waitresses tips
that he is the secret love child of one of the luton g management
thet he is the father of a luton g management love child
that hes needed back home to finish some wall he left half built
that hes a alien ,.....possible
that he has been propersitioning lady poker players with offers of sexual fullfillment for a price ,while he sits beside them licking his eye brows
ditto,men players
 that he should never have been allowed to play as he didnt fit into the height mesuring cut out like at thorpe park ,sorry daz
so any one with any information as to why in the interest of fair play he should be disallowed please get in touch,then we can let the person who is secound take his place.....remember theras a free one pound bag of iceland lollies in it for you


of cource if he still wins i shall congratulate him warmley wish him well ,and spread rumours involeing unatural practices about him and any staff members that are a suitable match ..height..size..availeable on transfer market etc
dba....done by andy




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Post by: china mug on September 07, 2013, 02:03:06 PM
well here i go again ,im at dtd for the 300 deep stack ,drove up whent to get key from b ana b and asked the receptionist if there was a route to dtd avoiding the road works into beeston ....she told me yes up the road etc etc  ....thanks miss do you want youre eggs soft or hard ...i can get lost in strange towns very well on my own ...turneded car around battled thru roadworks with engine overheating light comeing on and got to frankie and benies oppasite dtd...into frankies for a relaxing coffee before game...can i sit on the edge by the window ,sorry says manager 24 people comeing in soon how about over there no more bookings....by frankies and coffee at nandos....
and the game is about to start


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Post by: china mug on September 10, 2013, 10:39:44 AM
not the result i would have written for myself....im out of the dtd deep stack in 3 hours,it just didnt happen ,added and abbetted by a twat on my right who kept bleating on about how his form was so terrible...last night he had 138,000 chips to go and add to his day 2 when in the last few mineutes he ran his kk into ak that rivered a flush boohoo booo hooo poor methen as i watch his aa gets cracked and he feels he has licencege to get  on his soap box and fill my ears with his considered opinion.....like in the film kellys heroes when donald sutherland tells his tank man to stop with all the negatith vibes ,and there own side blow up the bridge they needed.
so im out of dtd theres a bird in a bare back of the shoulder dunelme number taking photos for i think blonde,so im not even there long enouth for my picture to be on the roll of desperatley wanna bees......
back to b andb on bed nap and up pub ,karioke and ipa bitter at 230 a pint,theres a guy doing a oasis number me as the last time i was there and let me think ....o yes the time before that,and the time before,he looks like he should be in the thick of a riot throwing road bollards at police or screeming abuse at a receptionist at a job centre....a reel man of the streets,onley he is always wearing a jacket that makes him look like odd bod of the 1970s carry on film ...carry on wax works i think,any way his singing is truley flat bland and like a aeroplane with one wing and a flat tyre it just cant take of .....but he enjoys himself and fits right in with all the other singers and crowd that are there men and woemen all with there pints of golden forgetfulness........is this me doing penance for my failing at dtd is this the equliient of doing sack cloth and ashes....i dont know and as the sith pint cuts in i dont care....its like the scene in educating rita where julie walters is down the pub with her family and shes trying to enjoy it but she knows that there must be some thing better in life.....the four lads sitting to my right have all been showing each other little familiaraties arm around shoulder,touching knees ........yes tom when it couldnt possibley get any worser...schindlers list...it dose im sitting in the seatswhere a group of lads that like girls make up more than they like girls are,worse than that i was chatting to one of them in the loo and he was telling me he had the best voice in the whole pub,as we both did our bussinessthen back in the bar , i now realise even thru the booze that the wandering eyes of the regulars towards me were to see if i was a old lfairy myself.....o well it took my mind of the fuck up of being out of dtd so earley,its time to find the indian [restraunt] that the landlord had recomended
so one slap up meal on top of the lake of ale latter im wondering back to the b and b with a doggy bag of indian food that i couldnt eat....always makes for a tasty morsel the next day....into bed welcome oblivion ,after obligutory tv channell flicking.....

so the next morning its a short walk to the shops for some air and chat to the guy that runs the shoe repair bussnes that has relacated to new premises over the road he says he will look for some bits from the old shop which is a ramshacle hut of wood and asbestos dating back to 1947 ,its to be demolished with the adjoining garages to build flats,i say to him to keep the old 1960s advertiseing tin plaques even thou they are onley this shoe dye or that laces they are worth keeping where as at present they are left pinned to the walls of the soon to be demolished shop.......o are they worth some money he aske
pop goese the bubble of nostalgia,hello crap tv where every old item is worth bundles....not

into car down m1  ....stoke on trent next i think


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Post by: china mug on September 11, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
sorted ,stoke on trent friday...b and b booked 3 mins from gentings,50 pounds...just got to decide train or drive.....
probley drive cheaper and come and go as you please as opposed to waiting on platforms....
as to the poker just got to not let my table ,moaners..flash gits...young punks..geeks..welsh...northerners...wannna be a star..ive read such and such on poker..
drain my chips down so that the table arrive at a unspoken view that im the bitch on c wing...
i think there is a shakespearen story which was made into a epic japanese film where the war lord sat behind his fortress while the hoards smashed themselves against his defences onley ventureing out at a time and place of his chooseing ,slaying a load of the enemy and returning to his defences before they knew what had hit them...........so just like a load of kung fu exponiants where this one dose ..the white krane style ..or the crouching tiger...or the realey fed up gerbil
i shall be attacking stoke on trent with...shakespear poker
how can i not win




whats the fifferance between a poke in the eye and a slap in the face with a wet fish........ans on next page


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Post by: china mug on September 15, 2013, 01:52:02 PM
stoke on trent , stands for ....sod of tom,not this time
gnash mutter mutterdaaaaaa


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Post by: china mug on September 20, 2013, 09:04:51 PM
nottingham saturday....see if i can get thru to day two of grande prix


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Post by: The Camel on September 20, 2013, 09:13:20 PM
My favourite diary on Blonde.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Best diary on blonde.

Now you've reached the magic 300, which event are you going for staking in?

Pencil me in for a share of the Myland bus.


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Post by: china mug on September 21, 2013, 11:53:07 PM
got thru at dtd with 79500....low chips but thru....playing next day one to see if I can add to chip stack.......happy chappy
not many blondes here
coffee at frankies and benies  3.15p....rip of    ba humbug

will post stoke on trent and Nottingham in full soon.....


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Post by: china mug on September 22, 2013, 05:02:27 AM
its 4.55 im nackered ....but got another 191,500 chips to go towards my dtd stack.....as a special treet i will pay for the burger king flame grill for any blondes at toddington service station on my way back..........that dose not include raj or her posse


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Post by: celtic on September 22, 2013, 11:44:26 AM
Good luck tom.


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Post by: redsimon on September 22, 2013, 02:44:47 PM
Nice playing with you Tom, I was in seat 10 on that last table....long day!


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Post by: china mug on September 23, 2013, 02:18:56 AM
nice to put a face to the name simon,see you saturday.....seat 8 committed sepico running his ace queen into my kin...but why at that vital time dose he want to take any hand on with ace queen ,even if i had two unders hes putting his whole tounment on the line .....gs.....he clearley slow played them so he could snap me of......


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Post by: china mug on September 23, 2013, 11:46:41 AM
stoke on trent....got there without getting lost,you cant count the last 3 miles any one circles the area a bit ...any way into the gentings 400 plus 40 juice courtsy of a on line ticket....played all day met scalie got patch and wore it proudley..... william talks a lot is on the next table as i sit down ,i hear him saying to the player who is considering calling him on his bet on the end of there hand....if you can beat kings you should raise me.....o good you cant beat kings call then,,,,more chat ,and more.....matey calls ...william can be heard saying,good casll ive got a 7 for a pair mateys tens win......made a bit of a twat of myself when deep into the comp the massage girl targetted me for a ....any one want a massage chat ,i think that because i had a patch on she thought i was one of these ...ok love ill have 20 quids worth and then let her ply her expertise....in stead of which she heard the words ,sorry love im too mean with money ....she has too look to rest of table for trade and then wonder of ........a complete lesson on how to go from a globe trotting poker player sophistacat to a cheap bum in one easy lesson ,got thru to day two so up the hill to hotel
put bag in hotel 50 quid for the b and b ,okay its not 35 quid but some you win some you lose....im gagging for a beer so its out the door and hello stoke on trent night life at about 11.15 pm.....its a mix of old town and new and its padestrianed with drunk 20/30 somethings carrearing about with a high mix of police looking to sweep up any trouble makers as they spill in to the dark doors of the clubs that have not music but sound thumping out of them.....girls teeter around looking very unsteady on there feet mainley owing to there heels that are a must wear assesory to go with the show my nickers and let me tits hang out onsomble .....i wonder if there could be a new reality show on tv where they get people to sign up to be filmed secretley if the company wants to then when the people think that they havnt been chosen follow them around the streets on a saturday night ...and then play it back to them for there reactions.....
any way the whole section of town im in is like one of those films on tv where police are arreasting drunks and there mouthy mate is interfearing as they both get put in van....i ask a cop for a pub and as he tells me his best guess his eyes are on the groups wondering by ,comeing up,his colleagues ,and me....so its up the hill pass the quadrant with clock and into waetherspoons there are three door men one other customer and me ,clearley this establishment dousnt have the wall of sound that the disserning stokevillians require,so its a pint of stella and a bag of crisps and even i cant find just cause to stay and at least its all down hill to the hotel .....into room open bear put on tv ,no bloody signal,got porter up and its 12.30 ish as we are both trying to get the tv to work ,then we lift it of its bracket on wall to see if cable is properley in ,20 mins later haveing explained to porter i need to wind down with tv after a 10 hour poker session he puts me into another room ,tv is out of the ark with a bigger erse than dawn french and onley 5 channels.........i try to lock the door to the corridor but its out of allignment and the turn nob isnt haveing any of it,william talks a lot,and his girl come wondering down the corridor as i am flaffing about with the door ,he greats me and says he didnt get thru to day two.......i think o please god dont let them be in the next room that would realey round it all of to hear them at it for 12.5 mineutes going eek eek eeek then hearing wills voice the sexual equalivent of ..ive got kings..
luckley they dissapear on into the bowls of the laba rith of corridors.....i flick thru all 5 channells drink my bear put a chair against the door so if any one blunders in i will hear and start to drift of to sleep,with the thought of i wonder if the porter is gay and he saw me in shirt and pants helping to put tv on watt in old bedroom and im drinking so hes put me in a unsecured door room to caall in latter.....also the thought of the girl massager and my...o im too mean to spend the money comment......and then the important stuff
im thru to day 2
aahhhhh


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Post by: china mug on September 24, 2013, 01:07:38 AM
good stuff got another 118,174 chips for the grande prix saturday...and there was no risk of getting lost on line
happy thoughts.....


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Post by: china mug on September 26, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
mr camel or chompy ....advice please if i was to look for backing in some gukpt events ....what would be a fair deal taking all factors into account....seriouse answers first please


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Post by: china mug on September 28, 2013, 08:23:56 AM
right its of to dtd for the grand prix this morning so id better finish the stoke on trent garble .....
i came down for breakfast ,haveing not been disturbed in my sleep ...into large room of what i can best describe as if there was a conferance for euthanasia and every one decided to take advantage of a special two for one promotion.....the breakfast hall is awash with old fogies dithereing about,and waiting for god.....i dont know why but not my company of choice,probley a fear of them looking at me and thinking.....one of us,one of us,....any way  good breakie and out for a walk up town ...and what a differance what had the night befora resembled a colurful staggering throng of party animals on the pull,is now a town with market area mums pushing buggies and shoppers flitting asunder.....truley a jeckl and hyde transformation....as i catch the rays and window shop to get some air after the 10 hours of sitting on my arse playing poker i hear the snippets of life stories as people pass,i see a guy up ahead and think are thsats one of the guys ive seen at numeriouse poker events around gb then he darts into a bet frd shop confirming in my mind that im right....
as i trawl the streets and 5 charity shops latter...got a camers for 99 pence to put pictures on the internet maybe on blonde...i see a guy playing music in the street with a i think its called accordion ,you know like you would see in old paris ...any way  i decide to grab a coffee at a greggs that has a sitting area and go parision and listen to the music....onley problem was they took so long to serve me that the busker had sodded of when i took my seat, a passing chinese lad that i recognised as a poker player from the night before passes and i wave him to join me as we chat about the poker and re catch the moments ,i ask him if hes still in ...he looks at me with bewulderment and says ...tom i was sitting beside you when i got knocked out with my  ace queen against king queen....and the mental crowd rise to there feet as yet another own goal sails into the net....i mumble  a apolagy followed by its been a long night....
so back to the gentings poker venue ...into the bowls of darkness thru the throng of 50 somethings and 20 some things im the next great thing and i take my seat to see wheather its fates menu of top shelf spectacular or school dinners and on the bus home.........im put on the on line feature table and cant resist saying ...so who knows any jokes ,the onley reply is one guy who says ...these cards im getting...
i last a long time and then im out on the button two blinds to beat i shove my shove style size stack with king jack into small blinds pair of jacks ....and its good bye stoke on trent ....no regrets i see it as one nearer to the poker day when it all comes right ,i played well lasted a long time and providing the duct tape holding the bumper together on my car dousnt let me down i will see if  nottinham and the grande prix is my turn to go from being a shambling poker shadow to become ...hey did you hear what happened at dtd
without hope what would bing do......


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Post by: china mug on September 28, 2013, 01:37:56 PM
arrived safley at dtd,coffee in chinaqua,s and into the clu .......


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Post by: china mug on October 01, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
so here i am at the grand prix,i have mrs phans son rubin sitting on my right im in seat 4....not a lot of locals from luton at all,they must all be up at skinpot ,any way game on ,now in the run up to this game i had been giveing some thought to my stratergy as this time i wasnt the poor relative with bugger all chips .....i had a respectable 388,700,so haveing driven for 3 hours up the m 1 shoveing old cds of music into the player and thinking ...twat do you realey expect cd,s bought in charity shops to play correctley or have worth while artists on them ....my concern regarding poker was that i might over play hands and donk chips ,a bit like a child that gets 50p pocket money and some one gives him a ten pound note ,he could be strait down the shops and do a viv nicolls.....
in my case i had decided if my rock steady grinding upod granite play had got me thus far the same play could as a tried and tested meathod take me deep ,and when the opertunity presents its self leep out pillage a loud of chips then back behind the walls od fort tom .....good plan....great plan.....
onley one problem,im card dry,other players are doing moves upon moves and im looking down at a special low calorie diet of queen two of..nine  two of ,and of cource everybodys favourite from the atkins diet seven two of,......so in all my planning ,all the thoughts about what to do if this ...or what to do if that ....i  had made one fundermental error i had had the gaul ,the cheek ,the presumtion to think that just because i had some chips i would get some cards that i could play........this is not a new position to me ,what it means is that when the blinds are 4k 8k and a player makes it 32k before me and i look down at king nine suited i will have to make it 88k and hope the blinds have nowt and the raiser has ace ten suited and passes.....im not about to do that ,i cant do it ,.....instead i grind and grind.....388 started im out 82.....
into car into b and b into beer and food bag into tv ,and into the sleep that beckons all poker players as they rack there brains as to what else could they do.....if this .....if onley that.....
woke up at 3.00am some noisey heavey guests ending a good night out ...
into breakfast ,there isnt any grape fruit segments on the help your self table instead theres stewed apples,i pass on them ....wonderful penny pinching has arrived at my b and b ,apart from that good breckie and the thoughts of what i could have done differentley are onley invadeing me=y brain every ten miniutes now ....and still it comes down to re shoveing with crap so im consoled the was no way out this time....i amuse myself by trying to work out if the group of three woemen are lezbians or not ,probley the ones that woke me at 3.00 am with noisey antics above my head  ....
up the road for a bit of air before the long drive down the m1 ,i find a retro junk shop open basicley its a house that down stairs is a shop the propriator wouldnt look out of place sweeping the streets or in the dock between two burley coppers ,still junk is junk so in i go ,i chat to the guy as he flits about he humours me as he dousnt know if i might spend some money yet...his interested level peaks at 1% wheni mention my trip to dtd then quickley drops back to zero ,he seems set of saying good morning to every body that walks by not a bad plan i guess if they turn there heads to reply they will see the taty furniture that would grace any skip or bonfire proudley and the sprinkling of trivia from 1980 jumble sales ...
just what i needed its a bit like haveing some one to tell your bad beat stories to ,i chat to him about house clearances down my way ...the best finds,etc....
my spirits are lifted ,i buy a tin car circa 1970its a cop car about 6 inches by 2.5 inches as you push it the light on top moves from side to side it also has polize stickers on it complete with being intact down to the plastic side windows.....it will be joining the line on my book case all got from junk shops or clearances they stretch about 18 inches so far...
i also buy  a guitar for ten pounds a couple of new strings and watch out bob dylon....i tell myself it will be good thearpy to teach my self to play....
so into car and offto m1....bloody road works diversion around beeston i end up on a road called brian clough way,m1 south derby is signposted then a sign m1 but what if its m1 north i think as i pass it and can then onley see its m1 south ,i can onley they named this road as its long and boreing ,eventley i find m1 south.....a new dimension getting lost when leaving a place that you knowthe way from.....
deep stack beckons


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Post by: china mug on October 01, 2013, 09:22:38 AM
chompy i would appreciate some info and best guess on staking for the blonde stakeing page as per what one player called ...the tom bus...
gukpt probley what to offer etc,

so unzip your gimp outfit and reply
ty


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Post by: china mug on October 04, 2013, 09:26:39 AM
just for a laugh how about a couple of guys,or girls as we have let them into poker i suppose it would be un pc to exclude them from other activaties......
dress up as speed cops with the hand held speed camera and high vis jackets and place them selves on the   m 1    fast lane ,film drivers faces as they whizz by....
then do the same on the bit of road leading out of a morrisons store.......
up load a mix of the best facial expressions set to music....
and plead it was art at any court hearing....
i will wave on my way to dtd if you let me know where and when


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Post by: Chompy on October 04, 2013, 09:01:03 PM
Sorry Thomas, only just caught up with this. I wouldn't be the best person to advise on staking tbh, sure someone else will step forward. See you next week.


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Post by: china mug on October 05, 2013, 11:04:52 AM
appolagey accepted,might want to work on the piety and humbleness content in future as apossed to ...i dont know ask some one else....sigh

im of to coffee shop for face filling then hit m1 for dtd deepstack.......
got new old guitar and strings to go on it ,so if any one hears a cat being strangled in the dtd car park it will be me ......
good luck to all blondes ,and remember to take your own blonde patches with you as i beleve they are so sought after now that they are changeing hands for large sums of money on ebay and no longer being offered to blondetes....double sigh


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Post by: china mug on October 05, 2013, 08:16:48 PM
sterted dtd deepstack played like a donk ,paying peoples value on end bets and feeling like ive got mug tattooed on my forhead .....realey horrible feeling....
alls well now slow played aces,,,copyrite edna...in a three way pot,flop king nine ace ,with two hearts....we all check next card seven ....for two hearts and two spades,first to act 2200 next call me all in for 14000 odd ,snap call snap call......set over set over set

my set of aces wins ......
odd thing is on the way down here one of the last songs i heard on the radio was one of my favorites from ..full metal jacket ..the film,the one with the lyrics ..i want to be your drill instructure...
when i heard it i thought is this a sign



well maybe
well maybe


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Post by: china mug on October 06, 2013, 12:59:00 PM
sunday morning 12 mins to off of deep stack
like the scene in forrest gump where tom hanks is talking to some one that is listening about ....the guvenor,and some one shot him...the president,and some one shot him...and that nice man mr lennon ,and some one shot him....
here i am thru to secound day...again
with low chips....again
expecting to be bullied ....again
expecting to be heading down the m1 in the next hour....again

so in a lot of ways im the under dog with nowt to lose and may as well see who i can claw and climb over so at least i go out fighting



therees allways the free cakes at luton g.....

is that a maybe...


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Post by: china mug on October 07, 2013, 10:41:10 AM
so its monday morning and time to reflect......sunday morning i had breckie at the b and b as they dont do grape fruit segments any more i finished with toaste and marmaladeand then remembering that there was peanut butter on the ceral table i had some of that on it as well....i think the yanks call jam and peanut butter jellow ,so my concoction would probelley be mellow ...clearley the creative side of me was kicking in ,dont think it will be hitting the supper market shelves any time soon though....
so out of b and b up to beeston for a walk and regroup loads of possitive poker thoughts,i walk up the pedestrianised section a realey nice morning sun and air but onley a few shops open there is a man selling old books and a tray of toy cars nothing in the toy car section for me this time ,his open air stall is beside beestons art piece which is a moulded concrete type figure of a man sitting on a bench with a hedge and a bee hive plus a few bees on him as if he is the bee keeper taking a sit down....a bit like the elonor rigby bronze after the beatles song in liver pool ,onley in concrete and with bees and a man not a woeman...the end of the bee keepers nose is worn away and you can see a piece of shiney stainless steel where i think one of the moulded bees used to sit all of which gives the impresion of the man haveing a steel nose ring on his nostrils like a punk rocker ....so instead of art mimicking life its life remoulding art,i get a throw away camera from a shop and ask the book man to snap me beside my new friend.
onto dtd and we play 42800 i start to see some playable hands ....is this the one....is this why i was card bitch slapped all yester dau....my chips start to grow just takeing the blinds is worth 8100 a time .....im up to 80000....a player who was a pain in my side all the previous day crashes and burns,a good player who had a reel stack and now hes bidding the table good luck and shambleing away....and im still there ....so a person could rationalise that the pain and the sufferrance of all the monotoney of the previouse leeds to this as my hopes start to find a new flame we are down to 77 players and its 45 for a cash of 600 ,,,,,im in a black and white film ive got tens i make it 10500 small blind makes it 23000 ...i think of all the options .....i think ..of ...all..the ...optunes...ilook at the clock
i shove all in for him to pass for the extra 50000 ,he snap calls with aces....the flop is 9 high im out im mumbling good luck,im shambling away......i now know the film im in is the ..charge of the light brigade.....
into car down m1....when i come up the m1 i know when to stop for a break when i see the propellor blades of the wind turbines that stand up like a scene from tellie tubbies ,the same is true going down the m1 as i pass by the efforts of man to play god and create free of polution energy ....to componsate for generaley fucking the planet over this will make it all right....i pass the m6 junction and its time to have a half way stop ...this time i choose the watford gap...
into car park ,theres a couple of well healed guys with a 1960s caddalack ,white wall tyres the works...all gold and brown colur...they have a man from the aa pawing over there car as i pass the engine compartment is so clean and shineing there is more chance of the aa man man getting dirt on the engine than him getting dirt on him self from the engine.....
into coffee shop into latte and muffin 410 okay value ...i take my secound half of the coffee out to the veranda as there are no smokers there and enjoy the sun and world passing by...
as i look out i see a man wavering at the top of the steps ,i muse he looks like hes haveing a epaletic fit with his face contorting and spasiming like it is....o look hes fallen backwards like when you were kids and you play the game of catch with your mate you stand there and fall strait backwards and your mate catches you then its his turn,,,not the best game to play at the top of a set of concrete steps ...i grab my phone and spare napkins and rush around the 20 metres to matey...hes still fitting with a pool of blood as a hallow on the tarmack ,i attend him and tell the group watching to call a ambulance the group turn out to be eastern europeans but there english is good enouth to call the emergency service...im telling the guy on the ground ...its all right mate you have had a fall youve cut youre head but you are all right ,were going to turn you onto you side so you can breath easier ,which i and another guy do he has a nasty gash to the back of his head more paper napkins are applie ...the other helper wants to move the fallen man as his legsare still up the steps and in his opinion we should sit the man up ,i cunsul against that as there may be neck injuries....allan as we now now him to be as the manageress from the shop had just interviewed him for a job has stopped fitting and im still talking to him to reasure him he flexes a few times as if to lash out but then seems to under stand that we are trying to help ,a cop turns up and i tell him the status ,take my leg away from allans back and exit the scene for the wash room....
i wash up getting blood from my hands and wonder about the chances of contamanation...o well at least i didnt have to do mouth to mouth ....that would be the perfect end to a poker jaunt to dtd ...kissing a man
out of wash room ambulance there now ,down m1 into luton g spanked at satalite for 20 tickets for gukpt 1000,out of luton onto st albans into tescos into sanwiches reduced section grabed a few bargains .......and think about the day
if i didnt get blown out of the competition when i did and if i didnt choose that service station i wouldt have been there for the falling man
hmmmmm not the meaning of life ......just food for thought


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Post by: nirvana on October 07, 2013, 05:22:52 PM
Good effort there on the first aid and assistance Tom


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Post by: china mug on October 10, 2013, 09:13:16 AM
i left the bit out about haveing his wallet away........
and on ,tried three satalite days at luton g now,sunday,monday,tuesday last nite ....not a sasauge last nite sat beside william talks a lot...he was asking the table and me for a ..what would you do ..he was in the ept 5000 first hand or a earley hand after he arrived late and theres some well known bird on the table that has won this and won that ,...i say is that the lesbian one ,he says he dousnt know ...the rest of the table confirm she married her girlfriend so yes she is...
anyway he looks down at aces,loads of talk to all the players as to ..ive got a monster here and he raises....ends up with flop i think he said ..55q...he bets one other man calls... ...10 on turn...he bets man calls...river 4 all rainbow ...he bets man goese all in he tanks and passes man shows kings ....
as described by william he made a hero fold as the man wouldnt be doing his actions with ace queen  and may have  hit a set of queens or ace five......he gives all sorts  of rationals as to why his action in folding was correct ,the table dont buy shares in it though....
im out of satalite but at least tonite im in the league play off and there are five of us with two tickets for the first four out and a ticket for the gukpt 1000 for the winner....according to andy lou....
so i will need to be secound man out play my two tickets probley a 300 and 500 then buy into 1000 from winnings,after staff tip box body swerve...


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Post by: Chompy on October 10, 2013, 09:33:58 AM
Always good to hear stories of Willam taks a loot playing badly.


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Post by: china mug on October 12, 2013, 05:51:57 PM
have you lost the use of your spell checker ,or are you tiking the pass


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Post by: china mug on October 16, 2013, 11:09:29 AM
cant seem to win a ticket for the gukpt 1000 tried tues 4pm satalite in luton ,no good .....got there earley so walked around the luton town shops ,there is much to be said about luton that is good i just cant think of anything at the moment....i sat and had a coffee on one of the benches while i listened to a busker who must have got all his music repotwa from a 1980s ..now thats what i call music tape ,but not by the original artists...two african guys walked by and asked me is that yours pointing to a five pound note that was folded up on the pavement in front of me ,i said no so they had it and continued on there way.....jesus tom your sitting listening to a failed at the car park entrance x pactor contestant and you cant even see a fiver two foot in front of you that cousins from the serrangetie can see as they jaunt pass no wonder you cant win a satalite your not in the zone.....as i walked back to the beckoning dark bowels of the casino i passed dina out shopping and chatting to friends ,she of the late night poker flame .........
won a ticket to dtd 150 mini stack so unless i get luckey in a satalite for luton it looks like the cheap seats for me.....sigh

in future i will be posting without gaps in the words as this will save paper for the purists who print and copy all my blogs.....
sobyfornowseeyouatlutonordtd,idontthinkthisnewforematwillmakeitanyharderformyadoreingpubictoread,omygodyousadthingyouactualeyreadrightuptoheregetalifeortherapy....


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Post by: china mug on October 17, 2013, 12:56:25 AM
got another 150 sat ticket for dtd mini ,looks like i will be heading there saturday,and give it my best..........
whats the differrance betwean luton and notttingham


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Post by: china mug on October 18, 2013, 09:15:56 AM
up the road from where i live theres is a cut thru which is a unadopted road ,not very long but not maintained by the council....and in it there was and allways is the most evil of potholes ....not any more i was doing a building job that ment the removal of bags of rubble so i dropped one of the bags into the pot hole and leveled it out....a repair that will last 3 to 6 months .....
of cource its not earth shattering stuff,but i bothered to do it...no dout leaving myself open to being sued if some one trips or crashes because of my repair....or a order from the council telling me to remove the material as it is not up to e u reg ,,1233455667789 ....or from the police for fly tipping one bag of rubble on a public highway..un adopted..
of cource some one else might walk by and see and think ..o look theres that pot hole some one has filled it in with a bag of rubble ,what a good idea,its what we would have done in the old days....
and i can comfort my self with that...and of cource wear a t shirt under my usaual clothes with the letter p on it for pot hole man ....using any handy phone box for my quick change routine.....
so beware pot holes there is a champion
o and of to dtd saturday
imtoldsomegoodlookinggirlsfindsuperheriouseveryattractive.....


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Post by: china mug on October 19, 2013, 05:05:22 PM
got to dtd safely,didnt get lost,upto beeston shops near b and b and there is a event on at the sue ryder charity shop with a busker so i ask him if he has any bowie ,in paticular space oddity...he regrets no....when i turn around to finish my greggs coffee and sausage and beans roll so lady has nicked my seat on the stainless steel bench....so i have to get wet arse on the other end of the bench....o well
and onto dtd


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Post by: china mug on October 20, 2013, 10:19:29 PM
should have stayed with busker.....got slayed at dtd no cards then when im low 4000 ish all in with jacks king ten off calls because hes big blind ...flop389,10 10 and im at dtd computer trying to register token for re entry after a lot of sodding about gettingwrong password and things i get told by reception best not to use that computer it has a mind of its own.......
back into game,i limp with ace king clubs guy makes it 1200 guy calls ....i make ie 3100 first guy thinks     then calls    next guy same.......flop ace jack queen,two clubs....happy days....check ,check,i go all in.....matey thinks ,2 mins plus then calls,he has ace king and is drawing to a split pot if i dont flush.......
i dont flush ,back into the card dry cupoard under the stairs i go .....im out some time latter
could i have done any better not with the sodding cards i was given no .....
what has a person got to do to not be card dry like this.....maybe i need to re read the ancient mariner....
downthe m1 stopped at watford gap services worst public loos on m1 for cleanleyness and bare wires pokeing along ceilings covered in cobwebs,asked coffee bar man who was in charge of buildings get told the man i need to see onley shows his face once a week if that....
down m1 as i drive i make a mental note to scragg the ears of the next player who gobbs of when i out draw them with a slim %hand......mind turns to something a player said about a game at dtd in november with 500,000 gt ept or something......healing process starts to kick in .....
whatsthedifferancebetweanaccurrentandmains.....


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Post by: china mug on November 03, 2013, 10:45:38 AM
didnt manage to get up to dtd for deep stack,dam it ,sodding computer got a virus which locked me out so i had to use a old lap top i was given and it keeps diconnecting and running slow....a reel grind for a fast action guy like me,....any way whent to luton on monday and got first place so now i will have to see if i can build on that and win the luton points league.....saw gleevana as i was leaving he told me he was there on a family party event and they all chose to go there ....in the words of barrett...realy,realy....thats like some one that works in a cheese factory saying ..o were all going out for a party lets go to the farm where they make cheese....
or as he said a bus mans holiday...
on the final table the last three included a ian whos brother had got blown out of the comp earleyer any way he was talking to his bro in ian and had to be told english onley at the table and move back from the players which george the card room manager did very well...you know the one who styles himself on geogre clooney onley without the looks or dress sence or hair stylist...any way ian positions himself standing 1.5 metres to my left ,im in seet 8 ,just in my perifal vision ....after a good 30 mins i suggest would he like to sit down and be more comfortable to which he takes exception and says he isnt looking in my hand .....any way the resolution is he ends up sitting behind his bro and every time i look at his brother who is betting i see other brother semi glareing at me ....as clearley i have in sulted him and his family and his ancestors by asking him to sit down and not be towering above me when im playing and hes not........answers the question as to why there are so many conflicts down that part of the world....o well good practise in mind control and focus.........
i hear that the luton club might be laying on a pizza buffett for the 4pm game today .......good old george he knows how to look after his loyal customers ,unlike chris who when i made the simple request that as the price pool was 1640 nearley 2000 would he phone the manager at home and see if they would like to make it up to 2000,the answer was no ...im not sure he even phoned and asked .....perhaps i should have let him use my phone.....
food calls i scoff


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Post by: china mug on November 06, 2013, 11:54:02 AM
looks like dtd for the 50,000 game friday,get in cheap on the 100 pound level.....a few of the serious players at luton were saying they will try to be there this friday.....
nice 100 plus 10 juice plus a 100 re entry if you need it and a shot at a first price of 15,000 on the secound day on saturday.......


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Post by: china mug on November 08, 2013, 10:36:54 AM
got blown out of the comp at luton by a young  twat who no dout has a glitteringley sucessful carreer ahead of him ,just not in poker el brain dead from the neck up and stupid from the neck down calls my all in of 50,000 on a flop of 79j with two spades on the flop with his hand being q 10 with one spade so basicley a strait draw....i have aj....
and another player is to act after him,who has allso bet out for 4500 on the flop.....
the dealer,probley one of the ones that dousnt laugh at my jokes but secretley repeats them down the pub and passes them of as his own ...duley turns spade spade to give el ...o im sorry i left my brain at home ...a flush,,,,,,,,,normal service in poker so its a bit like climbing evereast inch by inch and then whielst clinging to a wind swept vertical face of bleak rock you can glimpse the summitt as you switch from one tried and tested tenquiqe to another and then you hear the sound of a morrisons shopping trolley ladden with crap special offers  with one wheel that is hell bent on going its own way ....and the twat pushing it has a get out of the way im comeing thru mentallety................douse he not realise that he has just denied me some valable league points to gain a jump ahead on andy lou....douse he not know that hes just wipped out my dtd xes money......did it not occur to him i might have the nut flush draw,or the other player.....silly me why do i ask ,you would need some semblance of a brain to do that,
of to dtd for 8 pm two shots at getting into tha saturday 50,000 gt.....i am reminded about a story ...a guy in russia had a cosy life travelling around passing himself of as a  high ranking army officer and had been doing it for nearley twenty years....he would attend conventions stay at top hotels order new uniforms eat drink and be merry whielst the chits he signed would take weeks to get back to the army pay office for them to disscover they were forged and his latest sydenem didnt exist......so one day he gets busted and arreasted at a rail way ,his luck ran out when he had given himself a promotion to some even higher ranking level with more gold braid and stars.......a tailor in his carriage noticed that his uniform was perfect the medals were all in order and the braid and stars were all excellant and of the latest design....,,,,which raised a thought in his mind as he wasnt able to get some of the braid and stars for his customers and they had to wait months for there new uniforms where did this officer get his.....so he dropped a shekel to the on train kgb man ....
when busted and all was known so it was hotel siberia for you el general commissar 5 star and bar not forgetting the furry hat ...,the interagateing officer asked el busted ...why after being successful for nearley 20 years did he change his ways and get caught out with his latest uniform when his old plans worked so well....his answer was that at his stage in life he felt he should have the promotion as he didnt want to lag behind and appear to not be successful in front of his pears ....
so dtd hear i come again and one of these days it will be my turn ...so why not this time......fairley sure i wont get lost ,cant speak for the brain dead thou,


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Post by: celtic on November 09, 2013, 10:38:54 AM
Why did you bet 50000 I to what must have been around 10-15000?


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Post by: china mug on November 10, 2013, 10:54:53 AM
el brain dead and guy after him had bet out 4500 each i was takeing it there,on flop with top top.......before it flushed if one of them had two spades........


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Post by: china mug on November 10, 2013, 12:27:09 PM
so on to dtd .....mmmmm.....what can i say another no win no fee event////my plan was to get to nottingham earley so leaving home at 3pm allowing for 3 hour travel id arrive at b and b for 6pm and watch tv lie on bed shower if i wanted ,scratch balls optional,then descend on dtd as a fresh up fot it danish plummer from a colour climax film and set about haveing any thing that moved......bloody delays and rain on m1 ...stop start .....engine warning light ....coasting down hill where possible in the stop start sections i got to dtd for 6.30pm so thought id go to club and register first ...club and car park locked and empty ,food places oppasite devoid of any luton regs ,just noisy families and sundry.....on to b and b traffic rush hour stop start all the way ....into b b 15 mins then back to dtd  thru traffick......into club registered 15 mins to comp start....
spottted a glass of red wine with a gaunt husk of a ghost from years gone bye a pale shaddow of the once true potential left to rust in the waste can of life called gleevana the onley luton reg in everdance .comp table all ok ,friendley crowd....on my right is a guy called jason who is giveing a collegue on the job training as to how he should play tells the table that im china mug of blonde,the recipitant dose seem to need it,some bird with a full tilt bage and looks a little like a mini cher meets and greets the regs on my table her girl friend joins on my left,tina as i learn has a habbit of betting then putting the neck part of her baggy jumper around her mouth and part of her face as if to hide behind it ...the effect is a cross of frank spencer doing the phantom of the opera and a poster for les missraels.....seems to work for her though.......theres quite a bit of banter on the table and a lot of nicking by reping ....im dissjointed ,not at ease ,as im in seat 6 its like a game of tennis looking to the right taking it all in then to the left then back again ....i get giffted truley giffted a double up to 55000 chips,a new guy in seat 2 egyptian looking  with a friend he is talking to ,i raise with ace jack off ,he calls ,flop jack 9 3 ,i checl he bets 1800,i raise 4500,he makes it 9100,i think o well if hes got a monster i can still reload ,i go all in he snap calls and turns over king nine ,my hand wins ,,,he excits and the whole table is left wondering why ......i figured he was showing of to his pal
so ive got 55000 comeing back with 100,000 would be totaley acceptable,i start dishing chips out ,guy on my right makes it 2100 i call with 56 hearts flop 10 jack 2 with two hearts,he bets 3500 i call to make flust turn 3 hearts ,he checks i bet 4500 he calls so now i dont want to see another heart ,river pairs the ten no heart he beta 4500,i cant pass did he have top two pair and just made a full house ,or has he a bigger flush......no none of the above he has a full house of threes....
im trying to keep my chips but they are shrinking .....and gone im out
out of dtd into bb into tv and treats and bear cans.......breakfast didnt have a pound change to leave the friendley waitress like i usualey do ,she has been doing a fair impersanation of basil fawty asking the guests will that be tea or coffee ,will that be white or brown toast ,then bringing them the wrong way around......still beating myself up on the pokeri can onley put it down to fatigue and stress....
checked out the junk shop asked guy how much old white 1950s phone was,thinking if its 20 quid id have it 225 pounds he states and becomes alive as if a bloodhound thinking hes jush caught the faintest trace of a fox.....see you next time mate i wave goodbye...down m1 stop at watford gap still got the rankiest smelly loos into coffee bar look at whats on offer and decide that no matter how you dice it or splice it a coffee and cake is pushing 6 pounds and a coffee and toasted is pushing 8 pounds....decide sod them these prices and they cant even have clean loos ,so i make do with the food in my car...you loss m1 service station ,and if more people comented on you maybe you might clean up your act and take some of your excessive profits and re furb the loo area so its smell of old piss dosnt hit your nostrils 5 metres before you are even in the area........
down m1 into luton g into two comps got abused and the mickey tacken  by one of the dealers  who i shall call olay so as not to give away his reel identity,abley assisted by billy a ex dealer who was playing.......might have had some thing to do with me asking him had his mother  never heard of the word abort...mrs phan was on my left and when i came out of a mini doze and whent to put my ante she returned half my chips she had swiped much to the merriment of the table....mrs phan is one of those players that you could be in any club anywhere ten years from now and if you heard her voice saying...what you naughty boy innit....you would know its her....
out of luton .......and on
there is a scene in jaws where richard dreyfus or the other actor who scratches his finger nails down the chalk board at the council meeting ,says the shark swims,eats,and makes little sharks,thats all it dose....well as a poker analagy im swimming ,as in up and down motorways ,eating as in winning...red cross parcels this way,makeing little sharks....more chance of getting a job as a danish plummer.


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Post by: china mug on November 12, 2013, 03:56:56 PM
managed to share the comp at luton monday night ,made the last three for some much appreciated league points and some even more appreciated dosh ,the last three put the odd 20 pounds in the staff tip box,so i shall be expecting some extra bowing down and doffing of forlock from raj and her posse .......think i shall take a load of photo snaps and do another collarge picture of the now luton regs and sundrey......must move myself to learn how to upload all the old pictures onto here ,......

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Post by: china mug on November 13, 2013, 10:38:42 AM
a bit different last night at luton got insulted by a sikh guy who took exception to my little comment to him ,he whent to the loo and as soon as he left the table the big blind was moved to another table so mr im in the bog now posts the big blind....he returns just as the hand ends and comments on the speed of the hand and him missing his big blind....all fair enouth...i joke ...if you had washed your hands you would have missed your small blind as well....80% of the table have a good laugh....
mr el bog trotter who has a knotted hankachief on his head which from his appearance and complection i take to be a sikh ,firstley snappes a curt comment to a asian guy three seats to his left and then makes the comment...ill piss on your head...while still glareing at asian guy ......now i dont know if hes refferring to me or asian guy ,im sitting right beside mr free watersports ....any way he leaves his flys done up and proceads to donk ,a little latter he engages me in some general frendley banter about some aspect of a hand we had all played ,which i take as him trying to normalise things and agree with his comments....when he is out i ask mr asian was it me or him who had won the free piss on head offer he assures me it was me as he would have smashed the guys head in if it had bean directed at him......
i find it a strange thing that when a small comment as by me ...you would have lost your small blind as well, if you had washed your hands....can inflame so much anger from a stranger who feels he is the but of some joke and hes not going to have the piss tacken out of himself but is going to angreley and aggressively defend his corner by offering to piss on a persons head.......
so following on from his logic
the waitress brings you a cup of tea and some one says thats a big cup ,and some one else says yes for a big mouth...........answer...i shit on your head
he changes chips for a player ,and some one says your piles dont look so big now.....answer,,,,i snot in your mouth
its a sad reflection on life that just because we all engauge in playing poker ,a event that levels and mixces commaraderey  and takes so many good human aspects to higher levels .......we are reminded that we are just human nothing special a speck in the unaverse a nanno secound of a miillenium,o and yes the player on your right who has already gone to the loo and presumeley emptied his bladder feels that he could squeeze a bit more out and he thinks the best and most worthey placement of his offering would your head........cant understand why there are so many wars in the world ,then some one like this opens his mouth and i remember......
as one of the best licked and most highley respected poker players in luton,nay eangland ,who is the lynch pin of etticat and proffessionalism and  has on many occasions added joy and merriment to the game with well placed antidots and spreading of good will,wheather thru humour with a well placed sid splitting joke or a recantation of lifes experiances,whielst still finding time to offfer to do charity eventsi can truley say regarding the comments such as described hear  e s a d



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Post by: china mug on November 14, 2013, 09:18:56 AM
last night at luton ,george announced that betty has passed away,when a few people asked who she was ,i myself ....having realised who he was referring to ...found myself uttering the words,     not our betty    .
i didn't know her hardly at all just as a person who had played at luton for a long time ,she was someone who brought light to the proceedings and made me smile inside if not allways outside,perhaps just because you don't expect to see a person of her mature age mixing it with the poker wannabees

to betty rip

you popped ahead to the big game in the sky
to shuffle and deal with Gabriel and that other guy
be sure to take there chips ,and mention bye and bye
the rest of us will join you
at bettys big game
just to say hi


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Post by: celtic on November 14, 2013, 11:14:50 AM
Sad news about Betty. RIP.


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Post by: OverTheBorder on November 14, 2013, 11:31:29 AM
Very sad RIP Betty


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on November 17, 2013, 12:02:06 PM
got screwed in the game on thursday all thanks to a in competant dealer,it was the first day one of the luton g 15000 gt event the dealer who isnt realey intereasted in the job and wants to chat to players and join in the crac ,which is fine if you can do it and deal ,bit he cant so players are haveing to ask him info that he should be providing and other mistakes ....any way four of us limp and the big blind min raises to 300 we all call ,flop queen ten three rainbow ,im first to act with queen ten off i check mr min raise  bets 600 one caller i count out 600 and am thinking how much to raise also what has mr min raise got ....ace queen ...or a over pair....i look up and the dealer has burnt and turned a jack.....what are you doing i ask its up to me to act ....a fact that all the table knew apparet dfrom mr chat a lott dealer....ruling takes place ...i bet 2600 mr min raise calls ...turn three ....dam it if mr min has kings hes now winning ...i bet 2800 to find out....mr min goese all in for 14000 ish total ......i think ,and work out no he hasnt got a over pair .....so what has he got .....
i call and show my two pair he shows ace three ....im in shock he called my re raise or 2000 with bottom pair..........the onley explanation that makes any sence is that with the dealers incompatance in doing fourth street when i hadnt acted yet ,made him think i was on a total nick taking advantage of the cockup to make him fold and he wasnt going to be angle shot like that ....o no he was going to call with his bottom pair and anyway he might always get lucky and hit a three or ace ,.......
so well and truley stuffed by the dealers lack of knowledge of why he is sitting there and what he is suppossed to be doing ........maybe in the future the dealer and mr min raise might find them selves driveing down a country road and whielst visiting a exahibition of nuclear fall out shelters a gust of wind blows the door shut and sets it fot 10 years hence but by luck they have aset of luton g padooki cards to while away the time and then when they come out ten years latter they find that some terrorist group has destroyed all man kind by introducing a zombie walking dead virus into mc donalds and the mums go to ice land one pound box range of food,and they are the onley humans left on the earth ....so armed with a penknife they set out to perform a sex change operation on the chatty one and then set out to repopulate the world .....and ten thousand years latter there of spring haveing reached the peak of there development will sit around playing snap
edna let slip it was her birthday so george sent a cake with candle and we all sang ....happy birthday ,and i got to eat half the cake ...
chompski and looroll joined my table and there corner abounded with betting stratergy and internet betting come ings and goings.....chompski seems like a person who spends a lorge amount of time watching his computer screens bettins ,tracking,assessing,and doing all things it and eletronic ,with his onley human conntact to be e mailing the odd scrabble move ....after hes googled the best answer and then passes it of as his own of cource.......a bit like a whale in the deepest of oceans sending out its lonley song across the acean to be picked up hopefulley by another ,and then the whale devoid of human conntact and sun light for too long heads for the surface to bask in the sunlight roll abourt and blow thru his snorkel whielst parking his car alongside the fence by the staff smoking area,into the club socialise ,mutter sigh and head for the door not forgetting the obligatory flonce....then presumeley its back to the depths of computer screens until the next yearning ,a bit like gleevanaonley without the animation wit and good humour
next post my trip to the vic on saturday


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Post by: china mug on November 22, 2013, 09:21:52 AM
played like a knob at the vic on saturday,165 pounds plus 10.80 train fare pissed up the wall.....i decided to go to the vic after a couple of luton regs said it was going to be worth it not least of all as they would be adding a 2000 gukpt ticket to first prize.....turned out to be a 1000 ticket ,but hey i got about as close to it as me winning the x factor so there may be life on mars but dont ask me.....
so as my poker part of the trip was so sismull i willl focus on the other aspects of the trip....
on train ,and were of,got to st pancres and first item on the tube i sat down and on my left theres a black guy who by his clothing and appearance is nigerian aged about 26 smartley dressed like hes vissiting a libiary or simalar ,hes falking to another black guy who is sitting opposite him on the tube...as he is talking he empaphises his comments by waveing the empty plastic bottlr of wazzoo milk shake drnk he is holding,a bit like a music conductor with his batton ,the guy getting the benifit of the giver of information i at first thought was a chum of the man but upon listening determined he had just bean button holed by this stranger,,,,the conversation from the plastic baton waveing metro mouth pice basicley had the word jesus every twenty words ....the paragraph i most rnjoyed was when he said ,,,look imagen the queen was driveing and she whent thru a red light ,she  even the queen nows she shouldnt do that but so long as she stops and says she is sorry then thats all right,and tries to not do it again,because we all slip up some times but jesus understands......the recipatent of this wisdom was i notticed giveing one word acknoledgements.....and so onto the next trainas i walked down the steps on the underground about to enter where the trains arrive i heard a guy upahead ask ...douse this train go to such and such station the man asked either did not reply as he walked by or replied he wasnt sure ...any way the asker starts going into super slag of mode ...you arse whole ,fuck of,youre all arse holes ....he turns the corner and ahead of hiom is a lady who has paused to look at the enameled station sign on the far side of the tracks that tells you where the train is going .....mr angrey ,and i suspect care in the comunity ...launches into one ...fuck of,get out of my way ,bitch ,fuck you ...then stumps up along the crowded platform ....im half expecting a fracas and some one to get pushed onto the rail lines but the train comes without that occuring....
into the vic played like a twat ....saw vic the player and debbie red hair from luton the onley luton regs there ....o lallie was there but he dousnt count as its his secound home ....into the mc donnalds for the lunch break and as im munching a carboard burger and remembering why i dont do this often i see a morrocan style scruffy man come in and straight away goes up to a couple of ladies of simalar national dress and after the relgiose greeting of ..salam what ever sets out to do some aggressive begging ,no joy with those two he tries the same on another two sitting further along still no joy ,the ladies fidget on there seats and ignore the man begging ....the man looks towards the counter behind me and seeing that his time is up wanders towards the door ,a not to load alarm sounds a bit like a alarm when you leave a shop haveing not paid for a item and the beggar beats a full retreat ,a member of staff appears and clears a few trays thus re astablishing this is our terratory not the beggers ,its not fair to say every one continues munching on there carboard burgers as no one realey stopped for the beggar ,i susspect if you whipped all the walls away to reveal to all that this wasnt a mc donnalds but in fact was the set of a new reality game show and so mrs group of women that had just bean begged at for the big money prize which of these 8 men now in there non begging atire was it that was begging of you .....and did he say this ........or was it this.........or lastley was it this ........
they would have no idea......so back into the vic and out of comp onto train as usual paused at the pionaos on st pancres station to hear the music brilliant idea to put a couple of pianos there ,i idle wonder how long before they make it into some tv film maybe the new bond film ,assuming there always is a new bond film ,probley the pianos will have coke a cola stickers by then....and on home lasting impression of london ,isnt nottingham nice....
into luton g thurs ,yesyerday saw raj being verballey threatened and abused by a poker stranger who apart from the abuse and makeing himself look like a pratt used the words ....dont you know how much i spend here ....
couldnt help myself ,when all had blown over i consoled raj with a few words after her ordeal and told her ...thet i had sean the guy ranting at her and had thought about rushing over but felt that it would have onley inflamed the sittuation....also that it looked like the guy was doing okay and didnt need my help .....raj gave me one of her far away looks ......
so its all out to win the poker league now of the top 8 runners who ever gets the next win will seal the deal i think
good crac at the dealers choice comp last night also ,would be good if it catches on .......


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Post by: china mug on November 29, 2013, 03:11:31 PM
didnt manage to win the poker league ...sigh....flonce....o well back to the drawing board ....i think i will consontrate on the worth while tourneys and not get sucked into the league nonscence ....it realey knackers you out and isnt worth the agg .....well not when you dont win it it isnt.....
cant wait for the nigel secret sex tapes to go public...come on you chunkies....

as a idea how about a load of blondes having a meal for christmas at luton g ,timed right we might get in on there cheap menu on a night that theres a game on ...
who would be up for it and how would we organise it.....


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Post by: china mug on December 02, 2013, 11:39:50 AM
edditorial correction....nigela sex tapes
honest
and back to whos up for a xmas nosh up at luton g ....i cant believe that a load of ageing old lags that have one sole pleasure in life of rubbing each other down and up will realey want to miss out on useing the pretence of a xmas get together for the purpose giveing that extra super rub to the ones they stare about.....
we spend half our lives in poker establshments or traveling to them we bond with a group of familars and have some good times together ,not always at nandos.we tell jokes often to the rib splitting enjoyment of the gathered group and we all rumournate about this one or that one on tv or at the vic who has had it away large time.......and how we secretley wish to be that most envied player.......then we post on here to make our selves look superior with little put downs and sarcasims........
............................bloody hell thats like being married ....and then one of the most respected and well licked members of blonde suggests that we should have a sit down meal before a game af luton and we dont grab at the chance,but rather think of posting a what we percive as a witasism such as .......beep beep beep toms xmas dinner bus reversing back into garage......
for shame
for shame ,ps red wine will be available and the wearing of stripey tops is allowed........

so when to have this meal.....around the 16 december i think
who wants to come
i will post this suggestion on the lounge


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Post by: david3103 on December 02, 2013, 01:23:33 PM
edditorial correction....nigela sex tapes


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDKWpXQnt5g


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Post by: china mug on December 03, 2013, 11:12:41 AM
looks like i will have to start a rumour that theres a free ticket for the gukpt for the first person that posts they would be intereasted in a xmas do at luton g on 16 december....at luton g.....
but im not going to lower myself to such transprentley low bribery,and in any case kyle moogue or mick jagger who have already said they will attend are such lucky fishes they will probley win it..........


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Post by: china mug on December 04, 2013, 10:10:23 AM
as a added spice for the xmas poker player get together at luton g i think i will bring some brown paper bags big enouth to go over a persons head and some kids coloured crayons ...players will be able to colour in a face on the bags cut eye holes and wear them in the poker game after the meal .....prize for the best face bag could be free entrey to the next monthley 20,000 guarantee.....
i know iknow i should have been in marketing selling the top brands of consumerables with my winning ideas or a spin doctor for some top politacal party ....there loss ....
other party orinated games and events to get the party atmosphere going could include standing on the booking in booth and lauching youself of on to the crowd of poker players and crowd surfing to the coffee machine ............hide the raj where one player leaves the room and you hide raj with just her head showing and the player returns and you see how long it takes them to spot her ,shes not allowed to ask for kit kats during this part of the game.............pass the cans where you get 10 players in a circle and they pass 5 tins of coke a cola to each other when the music stops the players with the cola  tins have  to open them  and down it in one and thats when they find out if its a standard can or one with ten trebour mints inserted..........spot the lady where you get some one up and hypnotise them then ask them all things personal and of a sexual nature ....and of course the ever popular bobbing for sex toys....
who says the spirit of xmas is dead,with a bit of luck we could film some of the events put them to music with some forward and backward repeat spliceing of the film and launch it onto the internet to go viral and end up on shows like 8 out of 10 cats and have i got news for you ......

so for your chance to go viral make sure you attend the luton g xmas nosh.....
ideas for party games welcome


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Post by: china mug on December 09, 2013, 10:54:41 AM
i was thinking of writeing a bit about the leathagy on this site but i cant be arsed....
good crack at luton final table on saturday das was pissed as a rats arse and refferring to the league stalker from the asian contanent as ...that //////bastard,whic h comeing from him seemed realy funny.....the rest of his conversations seemed to cover which furrey jumper that he has would suit which player at the table,and he has onley two a blue one and a yellow one that makes him look like a budgie......he still finishes most of his sentances with the words ...isnt it you know
on sunday dave johnson mentioned that the quality of the 1 pound bag of sweets i provide is  a bit down market for his taste buds i assured him that we will all look forward to the up market ones he will no dout be bringing in in the future......in the loo latter i walked in as dave and another guy were just finishishing a male alpha male stand of with them both aggreeing to ....just leave it there alright......the conclusion of some dissagrement they had had at the table over one of them saying that the other had played realey stupidley .......so i chipped in ..is this the one that called you a ***** dave...dried my hands and walked out.......
i have started taking photos of luton regs to make a collarge and bring it in before xmas with all the old collages for the viewing pleasure of the regs.....some girl asked me what iwas going to do with the pictures ,as if she belived i had a ulteria motive........    .........   
o well see how i do tonite....
no word as yet on any xmas get togeather for the poker players regarding a xmas nosh ,maybe they secretley louth each other and would rather poke there eyes out with hot needles or sit in a corner with there hands over there ears going laa laa laaa laaa not listing ........must be a very familar corner



ifiruledtheworldandeveyonehadtodoexactleyasisayiwouldbringbackspacesinmytyping


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Post by: RED-DOG on December 09, 2013, 02:17:22 PM
china mug is the new Alex Goulder.


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Post by: china mug on December 16, 2013, 04:47:58 PM
no idea who alex goulder is ,im guessing he is some one of imense popularity wit charm and charisma,and a devastating poker player ......
last night at luton das accussed me of angle shooting when he thought i was a bit slow to turn my winning hand over .....i of cource evaluated all the information of his totaly unjust acusations and replied by accusibg him of haveing a bad hair day....latter he gave me half of his pizza he didnt want which i wolfed down ,trusting that he hadnt licked his finger and rubbed it on the pizza.....i was busy takeing snaps of the regs for the xmas collarge and i now get the impression that players want to be part of it.....i got lali chandera and meathanie together for a snap and lali did his usual ...what is it for ,whty are you takeing the photos etc....then he says to me as im takeing secound snap ...youre realy sick takeing photos....i replied ,so im realy sick am i ....when they come out shall i give you a copy lali ,he said ...o yes please.....
im stomping away in the poker league  at the begging of play last night i was 16 points ahead of jason ,who when i got up for a walk about enquired from the cash game ....are you out tom ......there are about 6 players who could overtake me but they will need to win twice in the few remaining days and me to win nowt.......all of which makes for a terse false modesty appearance above the water while they paddle like duck below the water.....
i suppose i do more to make the luton g club have a feeling of comaradery ,bringing in sweefs takeing snaps to create a history of all the the regulars ,telling the ever popular line ...so who knows any jokes etcwhich all helps to confirm my position as one of the most respected and admireded players in luton ,and britain for that matter.......
so the plan is shake of the klingons and win the poker league,,,,latest bid to stop me was rated at 5 pints for anyone that knocked me out of a comp,,,,,play every game in the free month ....take the money to dtd and gentings etc and win a 15ooo plus prize.....sorted....for i am a super hero amongst poker players ....im am the domino that causes the effect .....
i am tom

whats the differance betwean a unicorn and dave johnson bringing some sweets to luton g......no differance what so ever ....we all know what it is we all know what it would look like but none of us have ever actualey seen it...


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Post by: china mug on January 07, 2014, 12:19:38 PM
so here we go,new year of poker ahead ,won the league and im playing every night ....onley two small cashes so far and i need to get 600 to go to dtd for friday  allowing for 440 game and xxxssss....a tall order as its now tuesday ,but not impossible....well see
in luton g on sunday i arrived late and joined in the new table they made when they eventualey got a dealer ,it seems that dealers have been jumping ship and not looking to work at luton g as if it was part of there wedding dowriefor any lenth of time ...at least i can realie on raj .....any way joined the poker table and playing for a while then william ...talks a lot...joins my table ...i think his secound name is vermouth or simalar ,any way hes of like a ferrit talk talk talk ,betting and raiseing etc....plus hes sitting side saddle right next to me takeing 1.25 hours to eat a ale pie and veg after he ordered hot dogs for him and his girl and after ten mineutes they came back and told him ...hot dogs are of we have no rolls....which sent william into a spree of words to the table about how hard would it be to send some one down to the super market to get some rolls....my word...onley in luton g....unbelievable....my word....so he looks at the menu again and orders the ale pie for two ....all of this is without missing a beat of his voice over the poker table about every hand he is in ....its not a voice over in the david attenburgh sence more of a wikie leak on crack with opinions .....the pie meal arrives but they will bring some of the veg latter they tell him .....my word ....onley in luton ....my word....sit side saddle and scoff....
he is amassing a wall of china in chips as he steem rolls players who leave with the last thing they hear ibeing words of wisdom muffled by ale pie ////
any way a new playerjoins my table in seat 9 i look up and see this image that looks like a drag laza minnellie glareing down at the table ,o my god we have a man in drag probley post opp ....i look away and notice the rest of the table seem to be feeling awkward at the new player in seat 9 ....i decide to say some thing to break the ice so that we can all relax and move on ....im thinking of saying ...welcome to the table ,have you been playing poker long ...you know break the ice ,shod now she is talking and showing her 50 some thing clevarge ....o bloody hell it is a woman....all reverse mouth ,i turned my welcome speach into some in ane comment about poker in mid utterance...and left out the bit about we are human ,accept this tranny or what ever ,and relax ....the game gose on ////
a young lad called jammie joins our table this lad looks like he should  be delivering your news papers and knocks on the door for his xmas tip,and you would think aahh go on heres a fiver tip for you to buy a comic and a bottle of pop with....he quickley sets about  raiseing every sixth hand to 3500 to play,so much so that i declare that a 3500 raise will here by be known as a jammie just as king four off is known as the luton nuts
im trying to get will to agree to a last longest bet as i have 3200 and he has 70000 i want 50 to 1 but would take 20 to 1 ,hes not haveing any of it ...so now im telling him i will never be able to take any thing he says about poker seriousley again ,hes turning his nose up at free money,sprinkled with a few ....my words...onley in luton ....idont believe it...my word......i finished with im not suprised thast they didnt let you have a hot dog ,thats reserved for poker players,my word.........
a youngish earley thirties guy has joined my table and he and she in seat 9 are trolling his i pad looking for dates of sites with names like ...more fish ....he declares earley that he wants good oral and all his comments are a rateing score on the probability of the girls on the sites to deliver....seat 9 is acting like his mum giveing advice on no....bad picture ...why face onley,must be fat,syco,too many teath ....raj comes and deels for us so william is asking her that she must have a asian friend that could fit seat 10s requirements,hes also practising all the rude indian words he knows....raj is now adviseing seat ten also with glances at the i pad screen and comments like ...skank,desperate,skelators sistor,

so there i am william on my right still munching his ale pie sitting side saddle waiting for the rest of his vegtables to arrive...........i know belive i am deaf in my left ear as all i can hear is william in my right....

seat ten has lizza minnellie on a bad day to his left and raj to his right dealing and commenting,.....its like a panel of x factor where the judges are vibeing to top each others comments.......i did think to ask raj if maybe she had a younger sister that could service seat tens requirements....but the image of me kneeling in front of a islamic banner with my hands tied and four burley guys with tea towle wrapped heads handing the biggest butchers knife you have ever seen to there slightley built college with a casino logo peaking out under her tea towel as she leans forward and amist all the chanting about ...god is good ...asks me did i bring any kit kats......kinda put me off the idea .......
seat ten is desamating williams chips ,my chips have grown ,....william is involved in a big pot with seat ten it all hinges on wheather seat ten calls if he dose william if hes bluffing will be left chip paupered ......i ask william if i can have the rest of his ale pie and veg.....seat ten calls william mucks.....

just another day at luton ........

this year and earley in the year if i have any thing to do with it ......i must win a poker game with over 10,000 first price......a more realistic new years resalution than loseing a bit of weight.......
foriamtomthewilliamslayerthelordofallipervayevenifidoneedtogotospecsaversiamthesecretdreadofanyhonestpokerplayerthatlooksattheretableandseesmenotforthejokesbutfortheresenceofnotknowingifhessuchatwatthowcomehetakesallmychipsandwhatdosethatmakeme.......





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Post by: china mug on January 10, 2014, 10:59:39 AM
couldnt manage to get up to dtd so will have to go to luton and dascimate tonites comp,......for the want of a nail the shoe was lost for the want of the shoe the horse was lost for the want of the horse the rider was lost for the want of the rider the battle was lost for the want of the battle the king was lost......all because my bloody five pound split on 28/29 came in on the neigbour 12,last night....had it won and the next bet dtd here i come ........
photo collarge should be ready for tonite for all my adouring pubic




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Post by: china mug on February 13, 2014, 10:24:13 AM
got my lap top repaired so now for some blogging.....soon


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Post by: china mug on August 13, 2014, 11:19:38 PM
so here i am at the goliath in coventry......tucked up in the ibis hotelwith 10 quids worth of stella and a humungus array of crisps and chocelete ,played day one wensday with one of the tickets i got from luton g in there last the longest spree[when it was good value ] 5 tickets guarenteed worth £600 and onley 22 runners at £10 chaseing them ....havent played a whole lot latley and am a bit disjointed on whos who and whos a star .still saw john the pen at the game and his nephew arron was on my table,william that talks a lot secound name versuth or something similar was on a nearby table and i was just tuneing in to listen ,blinked and he was gone,could have been a big blind move not sure,,,,got blown out at level 9 myself played badley for no good reason and got spanked....one ticket down 4 to go...i popped over to tescos for my case of bear and saw they have a carvery called ...the deck ...top tucker and onley £6 ,i even gave a 50p tip i was so impressed......couldnt help noticeing a lot of fat old wrinkles about these days i fear we in the uk are going like the yanks across the pond crap food big portions and remote control[not the deck  that was great] .....any way im sodding tired and will have to see how i fair tomorrow....
realy sad about robin williams ...mork.... funny thing is when i heard i just new that someone else would go in the next day or so ...and there she whent ...that bird that married bogart,her name escapes me at the moment.....i remember when lady diane whent just before or after i forget which mother terrisa of calcutta cashed in ...
o well enouth about death,....spotted the nibble food dispencer behind me in the poker room had a packet of crisps hanging on the edge so whoever bought fruit pastills would get free crisps with it ...paid my 80 p ...machine not working got chris the dealer from luton to sort it and he and his budy gave me the chews and kept my bonus free crisps .....bad beat or what....saw the lovely dina ,she insisted in calling me mr..... and mr...... not tom or thomas , i can onley conclude that she isnt holding a candle for me any longer...sigh....come back nina i say...
i am going to make the final table of this goliath ,the elves and pixies told me so ...night  night got to pull the ring on a bear can......will post more about what katy did next tommorrow....


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Post by: china mug on August 15, 2014, 06:23:42 PM
well here we go im at coventry staying at ibis...thursday morning....of to tescos opposite the goliath venue  into  the deck big eat ass much as you like breakfast £4.95 better than ibis nearley £8.00....two breakies latter im in to the goliath saw a few luton regs adrian the pilot and samy plus a few others that if i see them for another 3 years i will learn there names...honest justine...    .....   so were playing poker at about level 2 i get a call from my mate in the motor trade so i get up from the table to chat at the end of the chat im sitting down again and the dealer says i cant be on the phone and play ...i onley just sat down before the last 2 cards were dealt ,i was tempted to auto muck no look but just like a cash table that has played for 8 hours solid and are told that this is the last round of dealing and they all chorus o no play to the hour just to get another hand in ,i tell my mate goodbye and look at the cards....ten jack of hearts,i call 150 then guy to my left min raises to 300 small blind calls big blind min raises to 600 ....i call and origanal min raiser calls...flop ace spades 79 hearts...so i have straight and flush draw all hiden ....guy bets 1200 one caller then i call guy passes, turn is a rag we all check...river 8 hearts gives me the straight flush guy checks next guy checks i bet 2400 guy folds ,guy mini dwells and calls....i have a straight flush i state ....and win
just goes to show how if i had mucked that hand or sat down a few secounds latter and missed it all would have been missed....

so on we go playing poker and its 12 levels of grimmness a=i cant get my chips to rise above 40,000 my eyes hurt from stareing at spots on cards and i am realy thinking i dont remember running ten nuns over on the way here..but thats what i must have done to deserve this ample and most generous helping of poker nothingness no cards no pots just grind grind and fear ....
then it changed level 12 we are back from a break and i have 36000 chips,i am hitting and connecting like a person that has carnal knowledge of there femail parent....im winning so many hands that i cant stack the chips quick enouth .....ends up im back for day two on saturday with 391,000 i even won the rounding up the hundreds with one chip....

into hotel managed to drive there without zig zaging around all the round abouts as my sat nav says slip road on left on roundabout and take 3rd exit then keep right ...into room into two tins of stella and a breakfast bap roll i bought up from my mates restraunt in st albans flicked thru channels ate choklate and fell asleep....woke up and my brain thought 391,000 aaaaahhhhhhhh.
into shower chat with some other pokerolics in carpark and walk into coventry town....found a cobbled street called hay lane with a pizza express ,a curry in a hurry foodie place and a place called playwrights ,i chose playwrights as it reminded me of what a old style cake shop and sandwich restraunt would have been like in the eighties a bit like the restraunt in acorn antiques without the comedy.....i order a coffee and then go for the jacket potato and chilie ,my waitress dressed in a smart busy mums black number says she will just check if there are any jackets left...comes back no just sold the last one....its 12.20 pm...clearley there is no need for jacket potatoes after such a late hour.....not
so i have nachos which come without that green stuff grackamoli or simalar and basicley look like a 12 year olds first attempt at cookerey lessons...sigh out the window i can see punters on the tables tucking into currie jacket potatoes and all sorts....now im into a neg vibe about this place i check out the table and rub my napkin in the edge groove around the border its dirty wonderful ...nice place ...loads of customers even though it was 20 woemen all chanking and 3 men that couldnt get a word in but the prices are that bit higher to make you think you are getting a premium service and its not......
i take my secound coffee outside to catch the rays and think about poker ....and as noman wisdom said ...what a lucky chappy i am...i hear all sorts of different laungueges as people pass by lots of foreign students ....a young couple spainish i think with a small dog sit down and the girl trots inside to the restraunt to get there food ,im sitting chilling ,i see the guy glance at me from two tables away then move his jacket closer to him on the spare chair...
i see a van pull up ..gainsbourgh frozen foods ,the driver hurriedley takes two tupper wares of frozen currie into the currie shop....a man drinking a pint of guinness sits at one of the tables haveing waundered in from some nearby weatherspoon type emporium ...and i think 391,000

i pop into the catheredral and see a wreath in centre display from the town of bremen and as i read some of the info boards its very thought provokeing ,good on them all
i pop down the road as this is my exercise in towns like this when at poker gigs to get some exercise to combat the 8 hours of sitting looking at the luton nuts and 2 7 off outside the coventry motor museum which has a big metel pice of art spanning a hundred yards and 60 foot tall and looks like two big metal boomerrangs leaning against each other ,i see a chav with his little group of chavete cronies and this one has a pitbull which he is exciteing to jump up and hang on to a aliminium crutch he is waveing at the dog much to the approval of his pals ,i phone 101 and arrange a visit from the police for him,into free car musiem ,out again twenty mineutes later dog and chavetes are gone matey is sitting looking hard done by and two cops are exiting area.....result
into charity shop free dvds the sort of films and music you get free in newspapers ,donation if you wish ,2 pounds well spent.
down the road the pheinex pub live rock music tonite free entry 7 to 9 ,gosport street ,looks good for some seriouse chilling before tommorrows throw of fates dice.......

so any one in coventry thats thru to day two and footloose tonight get down to the pheinex gosport street ,any luton g staff that show up im buying the drinks,apart from chris who is too loud already and has given up drinking any way,packet of crisps for him........

good luck to all regs in day two ....


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Post by: china mug on August 16, 2014, 07:09:47 AM
whent to music pub free entry at 8pm discover that music starts at 10pm.....feel mugged hang about had 3 pints and a kebab from 5 doors down the road then watched 5 songs from the band girl singer has about 2 square feet to gyrate on stage with without knocking over instruments or tripping on wires....part of her performance due to the limmeted space includes sinking to her knees and doing a im going back to the womd set,twat is dancing and pulls his tee shirt over his head to make a cheastkinni  whielst swinging around his girl in a crude almost folk dance motion that would not look out of place in terry wogan  floral dance...bar maid asks if i want a drink ,ill just see if i like the music i say......sod this i decide rock group my arse a singer that is practiseing amateur yoga and a coked up twirling fork lift driver ...time for bed said zebbadee...into taxi into hotel and sleep....

then back in the room its saturday 6.30am at 12 we play day two.......
like the scene from gladiator when the romans are just about to do battle with the germainins in the forest and russell crow is prepareing himself mentally...then a lite arrow is fired ab=nd all hell breaks looseand russell is slaying and slashing left right and centre....just like that i have to do the same in the poker sence because make no mistake its not a game or a bit of fun or a chance to meet up with mates its war the price for loosers is a lonley grive home ....and just like russell i will fall from my horse and i will just have to hope that a ruddy great great dane launches to my rescue with a two outer....
the next post here will ever be
yippee im thru to final on sunday
or
some pratt who shouldnt be let out alone cracked my kings with 67 suited

and remember winning isnt everything ....its just that loseing is shit
good luck all regs


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Post by: china mug on August 17, 2014, 11:11:45 PM
lucked out 79th....£610 ,better than a gold fish in a blender smoothie .......
good points
got to play a lot of poker
chatted to a lot of like minded players
 got to tell my joke on the feature table where any viewers will have heard it,the one about whats the best way for a poker player to commit suacide ...shoot himself...hang himself...no jump from a very tall building , that way if he changes his mind about killing himself half way down ....hes got the other half to change it back again ,some of the players actualey laughed

o well onto the next game of worth
shazbut
 


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Post by: china mug on August 29, 2014, 05:42:40 PM
car engine is revving 70% of the time when im stuck in traffick,warning light comes on saying,,stop engine tempreture ,,clutch is chewing itself up and spraying metal fillings over engine area and the exhaust is blowing in another place,on the bright side ive got a 89p bag of iceland loolies and sweets {no kit kats} so im of to luton win the game no bissness and then hit ebay tommorrow......sorted


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Post by: china mug on June 02, 2016, 12:19:56 PM
wow  whoopee yipta hooray
are all phrases that i wont be using to describe my lousy outing to luton g a month ago ,it was a £80 plus 8 some thing or rather i have bean a bit ill of late [ probly too much cafe food ] any way i whent to luton early and used the hardware cafe to eat at which ment parking in matlands car park paid my £1 ticket nice meal , now to get my pound back im into matland got to spend £5 to get the pound back grabbed some pants [not armani] and im queing up a bit bent over with stomache pain etc the que is long and the sales assistants seem bent on asking each and every customer do you want this and do you want that ,got served eventialy in to car and in to g casino just in time for a hurried start as opposed to the relaxed smooth plan i had planned ....card dead ...grind on....even more card dead....super grind on.....o look up ahead there is some thing comeing ....another portion of card dead.....im out
driveing home and the only saveing grace is a pound of the matland pants ....whoopee not
....................

into the 25/25 manager [uncle festers love child] seems to keep telling me when there is a buffet as if im some sort of buffet monster ,ive bean told by one of the entrance staff i cant take in sweets , anyway 25/25 i fell better and im getting some good stuff ,busted some poor soul with my jj making a flush on his gg and got thru to day two .......two from bubble im out ....no cash....65k pot....im walking away and some spainish card room manager is told we are on the bubble he jumps up and declares..good ..as i slope pass ......
realy down as i had enouth chips to ladder but chose to go for it and got handed my arse in a sling...

.........................................

had a go at the £80 a few days ago ,cant actualy remember much to say......no cash

..............................

spoke to uncle festers love child who wants to attract all the old regs back  dick lynch ,edna ,nean, ect i suggested a 7 card stud game with no reg fee invites for vetrans
so whats new and whats good at luton g ,  i still ask     so who knows any jokes     and declare that the dealers all hate me when i lose a crucial       young wannbees talk about variance and paul negrano   
i have a new line in joke which is to ask usaly paul
is it still love if you are the only one in the room
is it still love if its your sister
is it still love if they dont have a pulse
is it still love if they have more legs than you

incaseyouthinkthisisnotatomoriginaljustaddupthespellingmistakesoyesimbackitsasifihaveneverbeanaway.


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Post by: celtic on June 02, 2016, 12:30:23 PM
Welcome back Tom.

Post more regularly please.


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Post by: Chompy on June 02, 2016, 12:52:55 PM
Great stuff Bernard, keep it coming.


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Post by: Lucky on June 02, 2016, 10:14:01 PM
Yes, always an entertaining read.


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Post by: RED-DOG on June 02, 2016, 10:55:02 PM
Excellent!


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Post by: the sicilian on June 03, 2016, 05:44:57 PM
:)



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Post by: RED-DOG on June 03, 2016, 06:08:17 PM
I lolled.


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Post by: china mug on June 09, 2016, 04:56:00 PM
A WEEK AGO I WAS IN THE THURSDAY COMP AT LUTON G MADE IT TO THE FINAL TWO MORE PLAYERS TO DROP FOR MIN CASH.....
IM BIG BLIND AT 2000 BUTTON MAKES IT 7500 I LOOK DOWN AT QQ I DECIDE TO FLAT AS I DONT WANT TO SCARE HIM OFF WITH MY 80K BY RAISING PART OR ALL PLUS IF IT COMES ACE OR KING I CAN TAKE A VIEW WHEN HE BETS OUT ETC
FLOP COMES 22Q  I CHECK HE BETS 12500 I CALL
TURN 8 NO FLUSHING I CHECK HE BETS 25000 I CALL
LAST CARD ACE NO FLUSHING,   RIGHT I DONT WANT HIM ESCAPING I BET 25000 HE GOES ALL IN I SNAP CALL FOR MY LAST BIT

HE FLIPS OVER FULL HOUSE ACES FINAL TABLE ALL GO 00000000HHHHH      I LOOK AGAIN REALISEING IM BEATEN AND SHOW MY FULL QUEENS OVER  THE WHOLE TABLE GOES   AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
AS I WALK OUT I FEEL STRANGLEY HAPPY THAT I HAD HIS BALLS IN A NUTRA BLENDER WITH MY THUMB CARRESSING THE ON BUTTON AND HE HAD NO IDEA......MORE PLEASING THAN IF WE HAD BOTH GONE IN BEFORE THE FLOP AND I FLOP THE FULL HOUSE ONLY TO BE RIVERED AND HEAR THE SAGE WISDOM ....O WELL HE WAS AHEAD BEFORE THE FLOP....

THE FOLLOWING FRIDAY LAST 3 TABLES IM CHIP SHORT ITS 4500 TO PLAY ONE LIMPER I CALL WITH 9,10D ANOTHER CALLER CHATTY PLAYER ALL IN 80K PASS ,PASS ME ALL IN 36K TOTAL ALL OTHERS PASS IM HAPPY WITH THE DEAD 20K CIRCA CHIPS ,CHATTY HAS ACE KING SUITED,FLOP 8JK TWO HEARTS ...I NEED A QUEEN I STATE ....KAPOW QUEEN COMES ...CHATTY CAN STILL MAKE A FLUSH ON ME...DOUBLE KAPOW 10 HEARTS HE MAKES ROYAL FLUSH......O IVE NEVER HAD A ROYAL FLUSH BEFORE HE SHARES WITH THE TABLE ,LET ME TAKE A PICTURE.....BY GUYS ENJOY THE GAME[LOSERS CAN ALWAYS MAKE THERE OWN ARRANGEMENTS...
AS I WALK OUT THE FILM FORREST GUMP WHERE TOM HANKS IS JOGGING COAST TO COAST TO FORGET HIS GIRLFRIEND COMES TO MIND AND HE HAS A LOAD OF HANGER ONS ONE OF WHICH ASKS FORREST FOR A IDEA FOR A BUMPER STICKER.


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Post by: china mug on June 17, 2016, 03:40:23 PM
Right my little nutflickers and carrers, time for an  update
being to luton g serveral times since my last post manged to have my straights revered by someone making a royal flush on the last card which they declaried was the first one they ever got, manged to predicted two lots of football scores correctly which would mean double prize money if i cash but sods law no cash. Luton seems to be getting a bit more run down by which i mean i recall i believe in was the inland revenue could determine weather people were cheating on their taxes by the amount of luxery goods sold in supermarkets I believe it was king prawns and expensive chocolate therefore more sales of that equals people got money in excess of what their declering......... simples
In Luton case coming down the hill from the airport roundabout.... the travellers have now moved on... i counted three seprate beds and mattress discarded on the pavement so just like the inland revenue barpmiter me thinkof Luton is getting a bit rougher.
Back to Luton G I had to smile when i saw one of the really big spenders at the roulette being given a free amount of chips to place a bet with with the managers gushing.... see your a winner... if the rules on his free stack of chips are the same as us poker players rules when we get a free ten pound bet he's in for a suprise should he win but hey ho something for nothing is not to be turned down, reminds me i still got a free bar meal and drinks voucher coutrsee of uncle fester love child.
edner and danish came into the club last night I can only assume that dicklynch is leaving in a few days before he comes in so it not to start rumors of a romantic nature of that group, would give a new meaning to raise, all in and bad beat.
So here we are   at Luton G feeling like the oldset swinger in town... still trying to get enough together to take it to notthinham.... but hey i'm still standing.

isitstillloveifhedoesyourconfessionsaswell.


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Post by: china mug on June 19, 2016, 01:05:05 PM
off to luton g for the 5.00pm game tonite the is a rumour that the staff will be doing a wet tee shirt competition , with all the foxy chicks that owe me favours there i had better be ready for the onslought of selfie requests.i hope timi wins the shirt price,thats the timi thats 5foot 8 inches not the other one.  and back in the room.
free drink on me for every one that weers a tea shirt ...other by the tea and coffee machine, nether to miss good odds where is chompy might he slope in before muttering standard and sloping out.

makingloveinthedarkwhiledreamingyouaredancingaroundhandbagsatadiscocancomeasashocktoalotofpeople.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 24, 2016, 03:51:29 PM
hello my little furr balls , i managed to get a couple of small cashes at luton g recentley one when clever trevor was a monster chip leader and he wanted to chop 400 each and play for the last man standing ticket which i whent on to win , very generous of him and will be recipacated when due , the other player muttered something about he didnt realy want to do a chop after trevor was out and his chips had grown probley in the same vein as ...no bubble it changes the dynamics of the game...derrrr trevour had 600 000 we had 200 00 to 300 00 each no brainer equal share is good deal.
then i managed to get a secound the following night , easy realy i just stayed in the salloon while all the others called each other out ...you calling me black bart...yep im calling you kinkade...bang and ive laddered one more place up the price pole.
whent to the luton g end of month special last night for a day one , it was truly pissing down with rain and i nearly turned back on the basis that it will be poorley attended and a low average get thru chip count but hey ho got there. will that talks a lot ..ice cream melt ..whens your book out...smashed his table up early and got his chips up to about 80,000 with kk against a range of poor relative ace rags ....fantastic come back for day two on sunday chips and we are only on level 2 or 3 of the 11 levels to be played .....not a bit of it he just cant help himself ...you calling me hop along yep im calling you calamity  bang ...a golden shower of chips leave his stack . i called over as to was i going deaf as will wasnt making much noise ,he looked up from his self blogging to reply ...no cards no comment or simalar ...truly he will go far in poker but for fucks sake some one get him a sat nav.latter he gave his chips to me which was apreciated.
big dave took of like a whirlwhind after a re entry or two and had circa 200 000 with 2 or three levels to go ....you calling me shane yep im calling you dylon ..bang ...the rest you know.
i suppose im jelous of these guys that grab there manhood in both hands and thrust it in to the thrashing poker juice extracter in search of penthouse or tradesmans exit ...whielst i grind on boreing as ever even more boring than my jokes as i have heard them all before ...several times ...im reminded of the scene in all quiet on the western front with ernest borgdine and he just had to reach out to touch the butterfly ...bang
any way got thru to day two with 83,200 not a fortune but enouth , i think i shall go to the cafe up the way from luton g on sunday ...hardware cafe...say for 12.00pm  see you there and ill buy you a drink.

ifyouenjoyedithalfasmuchasmeienjoyedittwiceasmuchasyouoneofthefoxychicksthatdealatlutongtookmetoonesideandsaidtomtakeofmyknickersandmybraanddontletmecatchyouwearingthemagain.
is it still love if you have to start at the letter A and go thru the alpherbet to remember there name.


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Post by: china mug on June 27, 2016, 03:09:29 PM
well here i am 13.43 pm monday haven had half a pizza and salad at my mates italian on the bridge in st albans,  bar expresso realy good food and low cost.
im licking my wounds from sunday at luton g ,got busted from the monthley special i just didnt get the material to make it happen ,sure i out lasted a load of other players but if you fall of the mountain at 200 foot or 20,000 foot you are still dead just you had a glimpse of the summit before you whent...oooppppps o shit.
i had about 120,000 average circa 180,000 23 players left, i raise under the gun to 16,000 blinds aer 3000 6000 button calls as dose big blind flop king 8 3 with two hearts i trap check with my king queen clubs matey on button goese all in i call he has ace 5 hearts  turn ace im out , this guy has bean talking twat to the table for hours ...o yes i used to go to milton keynes but i prefer it here ....
im out and into lazy sunday just in time to get the early bird chips , i watch the other game numbers dwindle and mr ....i used to go to milton keynes is out for low money in position 17 or 18  and he joins our game with stories of how he played in the other game....
i get to the final in the lazy having grinded and grinded plus put up with being called a dick head several times and shove it in his eye advice to a oppoinent when im in a crucial heads up situation  with a regular player ,the oritor seems to be  a player who has double ego vision .me and one other have last longest at the final, i get it in with king jack suited when i call a all in on a king high board he makes a flush .....mountain ,summit,ahhhhhh.small cash .

i have decided to formalate a self assesment test to determine if i or any one else that chooses to use it are playing too much poker or playing not to there best ability....details to follow

is it still love if they insist in  telling  you about plenty of fish

idontknowanythingbutwaitaminuteifiknowidontknowanythingtheniknowthatanddoknowsomethingovermenthealthwarningreadingtomsblogcanseriousleydamageyourabilitytospell


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Post by: china mug on June 28, 2016, 12:25:52 PM

SELF ASSESMENT TEST TO ASSATAIN IF ONE IS PLAYING TOO MUCH POKER.

PART ONE

Firstly one will need to attain a totaly relaxed state ,without the use of six tins of stella.lie on your bed or soffa and relax hear the distant car noise ,dog yapping ,neigbour chatting ,let it all float by it enters left floats by right and blurrs to a nothing its still there but it floats away ,now look at the ceiling above you ,you can see the ceiling and you can just see items or the top of items of furniture around your room the colour of ths wardrobe the curtains ,take 10 to 20 minutes to attain this state relaxed no worries distant noises looking at the ceiling .now very slowly you start to float upwards towards a space on the ceiling as you do you see less of the perifal items slowly you are getting closer to the ceiling a foot of the bed two foot linger if you wish three foot and finaly you are up at the ceiling your noise is inches away from the ceiling you can see the paint brush strokes of the paint take time to enjoy then when you are ready ever so slowly you start to rotate so that you are looking down at your self on the bed you can see yourself the colour of your clothing the carpet the items on the cabinet beside the bed take it all in enjoy.........
if you do this something very supriseing will happen.......try it and see you wont be diappointed.....
let me know how you got on and what happened.

PART TWO TO FOLLOW


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Post by: china mug on July 06, 2016, 09:13:57 AM

PART TWO OF SELF ASSEMENT AS TO WHEATHER ONE IS PLAYING TOO MUCH POKER

so now you should be in a totaly relaxed state , you now enter the visualisation thought process , so  you take a popular film with a dramatic life threatening sequence and imagen what would you do in this situation , so for instance its the titanic sinking film with kenneath more .....you go thru all the drama of struggling to get on a life boat as those around you show the very best and worst of humanity to each other you may cheat and conieve or even murder to get on the life boat or you may save three babies and a nun from the rotating blades of the ships propellers in a act of total selfless courage risking life and limb to push them to the last life boat and pleading with the ocupants to take them even if theres no room for you ,you will stay in the freezing water ,but you end up in the boat 3 hours later as some one dies and makes a space for you and you are dragged aboard.so there you are in a life boat from the titanic with 24 other people all cold hungrey and fearfull of the boat sinking all diferent classes huddled together in a attempt to gain some body heat as the sailor on the stearing rudder explains there are only 10 blankets 12 biscuits and 12 candles to share out and they will have to be rationed as it may be days before they are rescued....you of cource now how the film plays out .....do you suggest a few hands of hold em as a fair way to distribuate the rations and if so how far will you go to win .

TO BE CONTINUED


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Post by: china mug on July 08, 2016, 01:39:38 PM

DO YOU PLAY TOO MUCH POKER ASSESMENT PART THREE

so back to the life boat and you have had a word with the sailor in charge of the megre rations impressed him with youe knowledge of all things nautical and navigational to the extent that he tells everey one that you are a great sea captain and the best hope for all of them to survive, as some of the lifeboat survivers are likely to have heard of darwin and his theary of natural selection you explain that the food will be distribuated by means of a test to determine who is best and most likely to survive and there fore deserving of the rations ,when the voices of the mothers with babes in arms and the infirm give complaint you accuss them of trying to kill you all with there selfish attitude and have them coraled in the floor of the life boat excluded from getting any rations but if any winners of the rations want to swap the rations for there gold and jewelery that will be between them. then you get a pack of cards out and start a game of texas hold em ....gold ,jewerley, deeds to vast eastates are all allowed for the players to buy more chips .....as tounament director all your decisions are final ,even when its the exact oppisite to a decision given in the same cercumstanes 5 minutes earlier....so a bit like luton g realy ,
now you have a dilema you know that the ship carphalin is going to come in 3 hours and you have only got half of the wealth in your name so far plus the duke of westminsters 21 year old daughter has tottaly swooned for you as the alpha male so a game of hide the sausage and get married to become the benafactor of half of london is on the books ,so you navigate the life boat away from the rescue location and land it on a fast moving ice berg where all are disembarked to lite fires fish and generaly await your every command ....you now have all the wealth you have fly tipped all over westminster and the  rations are yours......now comes the tricky part , some of the survivers are showing signs of mutiny and will no dout tell a story far removed from the truth of how you saved everyone and should be given a knighthood ....so you get all the mutiners and tell them you and a few others are going to strike out in the life boat to get help with no regard for your own saftey you are going to brave the elements and the seas to save them but first regretabley you are going to have to take the blood of the infirm and others that have died and cover there clothes in it so that they can lie down spelling the letters  SOS for ships to see from afar , haveing done this you exit the ice berg pretty dam sharpish as the last of the fires die down and the polar bears come to investigate ....
as your chosen few row you towards the caphalin you are kept warm by miss westminster who brings out her kitten that she has saved thru all the mayhem ,you distract her and drop a beaker overboard with a splash ,o poor fluffy hes gone you tell her , later you turn fluffy inside out tell the sailor its a crab you just caught and get him to cook it using the last candles ....well you cant have a game of poker without bar snacks can you.

SO DO YOU PLAY TOO MUCH POKER
if you can see yourself doing any of the above you probly do play too much,

MODULE TWO TO ASSESS IF YOU PLAY TOO MUCH POKER JUST IN CASE YOU ARNT SURE
set in a space ship heading for a distant planet with 24 on board and after lift of a nuclear war erupts on earth and its wiped out ,......


not to be continued .
whatsthediferencebetweensavingaspiderandliftingitofapokertabletosetitfreebeforeitgetscrushedandpullingthewingsofaflyandclaimingitwasaspider.



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Post by: china mug on July 11, 2016, 11:45:39 PM
so here i am waiting in the luton g foyer as im out of the monday game and my brother is still in what to do ,i have already looked at the big hitters on roulete doing 3 to 4 hundred a spin as they loose i move on not wanting to be percieved as a block to there good fourtune that they no dout believe they deserve, in and out of the poker room the players still in murmer there satisfaction and curse there bad luck as like a ice cream they melt [copy right will that talks a lot] 
remind myself of the master plan
1/win a stash at luton g
2/take it to nottingham dtd or the vick
3/win some worthwhile comp say 20k first prize
4/invest it in more comps
5/remember to use spell checker

well its a plan , time to put the computer away check on the ice creams and roulete geniuses ,

is it still love if you do it on tv with a load of tatooed wanna be  miascule celebs.


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Post by: china mug on August 10, 2016, 10:37:36 AM

so here we go my little chipmunks ,ask your self have you done all your other chores and if yes read on.its about time i did a up date to mein kamp so heres the story up to goliath.

i have been looking forward to the goliath in coventry for some good perioud of time i think just being in the luton g and hearing other players talking about there trips to larger events in the uk and the holy grail of vegas makes one feel like the poor relative so having the freedom from work as im self employed plus tickets from the last man standing feature of the luton games im fair got a hard on for coventry or at least a twitch.  so come the morning of the last day one im of ...and strait into my mates cafe on the bridge in st albans ...best breakfast in hertfordshire with a drink £5.50 just in case jim is looking....nice and relaxed ive put the sat nav on and my journey is 84 miles not bad as i have been looking at low cost b and b which seems to take ages on the net and then the location is still a drive from the venue  so in the true biggles style im flying without a parachute with no accomadation booked ....and i havent even told my parents im going.
so on the M1 just beyond milton keynes and the other carriage way is at a stop as 3 or 4 cars have clipped each other , a cop is sweeping the debri and glass of .....a bad omen or not you can almost feel the contractions of the motorists splinters involved and the ones behind them who have gone from 70 mph to zero amid flashes of spinning cars and familys faces with the number one moterists song with the hook line of ...ooooow shhhiiiitttt.
still on we go got to arena parked swig water and food from boot change shirt and like gladiatour im in,  saw the lovely that goes by the name of dina at the registration spot near the cash desk ...hi tom ,hi dina ,sigh thats my lot for another year....saw mrs phan and a few other luton regs and we are into the game ....looks like being a 500,000 price pool ...and thats where i make the big mistake i treat it like its a big event ....no its a turkey shoot with people tryoing to get to the big event part which will be the last part of day two....but for whatever reason im playing too tight ....mad ive got a extra buy in ticket ...i should be looking for a raise and a re raise then shoving with kq suited to make some chips ....
a break comes along in the lobby by the cash desk a poor sole has had a heart attack staff are rushing to him or her ,im out side air and nibbles and a dam good talking to my self..without any jokes..back into the arena heart attack person has had a screen of portable advertising banners put around him /her but thru the crack you can glimpse a ambulance man doing chest compressions .....it strikes me the poor bugger in a casino maybe for tha game or cash or whatever and then hes on the floor behind some slot machines which people are still playing  with a wall of adverts to block out the public gaze as his decision as to shall i stay or shall i go aha is played out  ,some one tells me one of the girl staff had a melt down at seeing what was going on ...
and back into the game ..will that talks a lot is holding court with a group of well wishers congratulating him on his deep run in the big game in the land of the free ,watch this space after the loose wig or scary eyed bitch gets int power, and back into the game ....

tbc
justbecauseyouareparanoiddousntmeantherenotouttogetyou.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 11, 2016, 05:12:38 PM
and my chips are going down nicely and then the hand comes....im big blind with about 9000 chips its 300 600 limp,limp,  raise to 1200 one caller ,small blind calls i call first limper raise to 3600 one caller small blind calls i call with my 4 6 of clubs,  flop 44 5 i check mr raiser checks small blind bets 3600  i inst all in mr raiser passes and small blind looks sick and eventualey calls to show 99..............why he didnt re pop during all the raising pre flop i dont understand.......next card 5 last card 5 and im out of there ...i pass panos who is waiting for a alternate seat i hear latter that he has played multiple day ones already he asks me what the antes are i mumble some thing
down motorway no mishaps into luton g 4 k gt made last three to split it and got £1020 plus the last longist chip worth 120  one happy bunny making his way home,
o why couldnt it have bean the other way around good result at coventry and spanked at luton....sigh....will i go again you bet will i plan and play it thru my mind you bet will i bang in a big one one day,like the line in ..the devil wears pravada where merl streep promotes a coleuge over the back stabber that thought he would get the job and hes asked will he stay and work on he says....i have to hope or else what is there.
of to luton g tonite i expect , as a special act of thoughtfullness i will tell timi im using a voucher before she books me in as a cash payer,girls like that sort of thing that plus being told nice shoes.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 18, 2016, 02:34:23 PM
WELL HERE WE GO AGAIN, WHENT TO THE VICTORIA G CASINO SOME SORT OF MINI EVENT 170 POUNDS WITH JUCE ,SO I DECIDE NOT TO CONTRABUTE TO THE ROBBING BASTARDS THAT CHARGE CONGESTION CHARGE AND GET THE TRAIN INSTEAD.....GET TO STATION IN ST ALBANS NO SOONER ARRIVED THAN A DIRECT TRAIN TO ST PANCRAS PULLS IN HMMMMM NOT THE WORST OMEN,INTO ST PANCRES WALKING ALONG PASS THE COFFEE BARS PASSING THE LITTER PICKER UP WORKERS....MUST BE A REALITY TV SHOW IN THAT ,FILM HOW LONG A BIT OF LITTER PURPOSELY DROPED TAKES BEFORE ITS PICKED UP WITH A LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP RATING SO WHO WILL BE TOP , ST PANCRAS , HOUSES OF PARLEMENT ,BUCK HOUSE ,OR A MAC DONALDS.    AS I WALK TOWARDS THE UNDERGROUND THE FIRST PIANO HEARS INTO EAR AND ITS THE THEME FROM     THE STING WITH ROBERT REDFORD AND PAUL NEW MAN    AND THERES A NICE LOOKING TEENAGER WITH PROUD MUM DOING IT   THE SECOUND PIANO IS A DUBIOUSE LOOKING MAN DOING A PIECE OF MUSIC THAT WOULD PROBLEY SUIT A FILM SCENE WHERE THE SHIP JUST SPOTS A RUDDY BIG ICE BERG DEAD AHEAD  STILL EXELLENTLEY PLAYED BUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ID BOOK THE EYE CANDY.

AND ONTO THE VIC WE GO FIRST TRAIN TO COME TO THE PLATFORM IS MINE ON I GO PLENTY OF SEATS , KEEP ON COMING YOU GOOD OMENS .

TBC


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 19, 2016, 10:12:49 AM
GOT INTO THE VICTORIA SHORT QUE AND GOT TICKET, PLAYING POKER 13 LEVELS TO GET TO DAY 2 FINAL ....CANT TAKE OFF ....IMAGINE A AIRFIELD AND PLANES ARE LINING UP THEN HITTING THE THROTTLE ROARING DOWN THE LANDING STRIP TO FLY AND SOAR TO THE GIDDY HEIGHTS WHERE THE AIR IS PURE AND EAGLES SOAR.....AND IM STILL TRUNDLING AROUND THE CAR PARK BUMPING OVER POT HOLES......JUST CANT GET THE MATERIAL TO BUILD MY CHIPS UP .......ONE OF THE BREAKS I GO OUT OF THE CLUB TO GET AIR AND GIVE MYSELF A GOOD TALKING TO ,INTO WAITROSE SUPERMARKET BOUGHT A SANDWICH AND A PACK OF FRANKFURTERS AND STARTED TO MUNCH ,FELT A RIGHT TWAT WHEN I PASSED THE UN EATEN SHOPPING TO THE RECEPTION CLOAK ROOM AND GOT A TICKET FOR IT ,AND BACK INTO THE GAME .
GOT MY 35,000 ALL IN WITH QQ AGAINST 77 AND IM OUT OF THE GAME IN THE LAST LEVEL.....PICKED UP HALF PACK OF FRANKFURTERS AND WALKED TO TUBE MUNCHING ON MY TASTY RE CONSTATUTED DEAD ANIMAL SAUSAGE THE ARE A LOT OF ARABIC AND OTHER ASIAN TALKING PEOPLE ABOUT SOME EXCITEDLY TALKING TO FAMILY AND BROTHERS SOME FLICKING PRAYER BEADS AS THEY SIT OUT SIDE CAFES WITH HUBBLY BUBBLY SMOKE PIPES SUCH IS THE AREA OF THIS CITY , PEDAL TAXIS WITH LOAD MUSIC AND STRINGS OF FLASHING LIGHTS  PLY THERE TRADE AMID BLACK CABS NOSING IN AND OUT OF GAPS IN THE STOP START TRAFFIC STREAM ,AND ON I TRUDGE PASS THE BRONZE OF THE WINDOW CLEANER INTO THE TUBE .....GOT TO ST PANCRES PIANO MAN IS PLAYING NOW IT SEEMS A NON DISCRIPT MELODY SUITABLE FOR A FILM THAT A DONT GIVE A TOSS FOR ,DOWN TO MY PLATFORM AND TRAINS ARE DELAYED RUGGER BUGGERS ON A NIGHT OUT SWAY AS THEY CONGRATULATE EACH OTHER ON WHAT A BLINDING NIGHT OUT THEY JUST HAD GOT ON TRAIN SEAT BY LOO CLICK SLAM X 10 AS PUNTERS HURRY IN AND SLINK OUT WITH A IF YOU CAN SMELL ANYTHING IT WASNT ME LOOK.
OF TRAIN INTO OFF LICENCE ON BRIDGE FOR MILK FOR MORNING PASS TWO EASTERN EAUROPEAN DOOR MEN THAT COVER THE OFFY AND THE KEBAB SHOP OWNED BY THE SAME FAMILY ,PAY WITH A FIVER GET CHANGE AND HAVE TO POINT OUT TO SHOP KEEPER THAT HE HAS OVER CHARGED ME 95 P  NO APPOLIGY JUST BUSINESS ........
HOME TV ON AND BED AAAHHHHH    TOM 0   FORCES OF DARKNESS 10.

THEPROOFOFMADNESSISTOKEEPDOINGTHESAMETHINGKNOWINGWHATTHERESULTWILLBEBUTEXPECTINGADIFFERENTRESULT.

IS IT STILL LOVE WHEN THE LOVE IS STILL


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 22, 2016, 10:46:53 AM
whent to luton g last friday and got into the day two of there monthley special 20,000 gt ,played day two found my self with low chips and three tables left so paid into the six max so as to get the early bird chips .....bad idea as im then troting betwean two tables looking to arrive at the six max just in time for a hand ,you might as well try to synchranise a pair of vallays one bringing your food and the other your drink ....o well thats what greed dose for you .
made final got 6th place thank you luton g whent to tip staff but uncle fester was busy staff discusions , and off home local chinese shut at 10.48pm as i pass ,clearly not in it for business so into tesco tangy cheese doritos and mild sallsa then home tv and 3 stellas and bed.  what next , get a life .

without hope there would be no bob
without bob there would be no job
without job there would be loads more value at poker as people choose to chase a hard way to make easy money

is it still love when your left hand stands you up.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 30, 2016, 10:25:16 AM
so all quiet on this western front , havnt had a result for 5 or 6 days , tried to get into the luton g sizzler actualey had a problem getting my two vouchers to pay for the entrys the last one i had to give the other two guys with a last longest chip 36 quid each and then chop the money....so into the sizzler on friday last level im in with ak called by aq and kq and im out .....
still whent to luton g last night and saw erik the chinese lad devastating the final admitidley he had say 8 ,000,000 to there average 1 or 2  ,000,000but running like a god is the same what ever contenent you hale from as testafied by winning the fial hand with j4 off  i have bean tacking some photos to put a picture colarge together of the luton regs .....its quiet interesting how people re act to being asked ..do you want to be in the luton g wall of fame..many are    ye all right ...whielst others are why,whats it for ,  no leave me out...and then later they may re lent as if they are doing me a favour ....some say can they have a copy which i try to do for them . if im able to get the knowledge i will attempt to load all the pictures going back 15 years up to here ,,,unfortanately my knowledge of tec is limited to voice text and delete viewing history
on a less than happy note one of the luton regs was asked to leave the premises after a problem over a large denomanation chip he had in his stack , now the staff asking the guy about the chip is absulutley correct but they did it in front of all the other players with two bouncer type door men in attendance , the player kept his cool and no dout it will all be a misunderstaning but the club made him look guilty of some thing when they could have asked him for a quiet word around the corner away from all the gazes of the other players.   i do hope that when he is exonarated they give him a meal for two in the restraunt and not a bar snack voucher....after all i will look silly holding a sign up on the next final saying ...free the luton one..
sevaral players have comented on me getting to a few finals lately and holding up my felt tip pen banners of wisdom ,its amazing what deviant sexual favours behind the skip before a comp can do for a player...
o well the 25/25 looms next the club seems to have stalled on the last player standing chips but hey when you have a final of 9 and 6 of them have a last longest chip its clearly not working or popular .......so until im bleating about how i didnt get thru to the 25/25 cherrio my little chip slurps.
whats the differance from a relaxation point of view between a niece shoulder rub and a niece wank ,......
im not sure either but wash your hands before you make the cheese samdwiches.

is it still love if you do it without moving.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 02, 2016, 12:44:59 AM
POPPED INTO MORRISONS SUPERMARKET IN ST ALBANS TO GET A FEW BITS OF FOOD  ,ALSO FELT LIKE GETTING SOME FOOD FOR A FERAL CAT THAT I HAD NOTICED IN THE CAR PARK OVER BY THE RE CYCLEING BINS ITS A YOUNG BLACK CAT WITH A BEND AND CLUMP OF EXTRA HAIR ON THE BASE OF ITS TAIL WHERE IT MAY HAVE HAD A MISHAP WITH A CAR ANY WAY I HAD NOTICED IT THERE WHEN I WAS THROWING SOME CARBOARD AWAY AND DECIDED TO TREAT HIM OR HER....SO I ASKED THE MEAT COUNTER IF THEY HAD AND MISCUTS OF HAM EXCETRA NO THEY HAVE CLEARED UP FOR  THE NIGHT   MMMMM AHA I SEE OVER BY THE FISH SECTION SOME LITTLE FISH I THINK CALLED SPRATTS SO I BUY TWO COST 6 PENCE ,I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL THE FISH SALES MAN  O THERE FOR THE FERAL CAT OVER BY THE RECYCLE BINS ...O HE REPLIES... I GET A CARBOURD OLIVE CONTAINER FROM A STACK AND ASK THE GIRL ON THE DELI SECTION FOR WATER IN IT ...AGAIN I TELL HER ITS FOR THE CAT....SHE MUMBLES SOMETHING AND FLASHES HER COLIGUE A ..WHY DO I GET THE NUTTERS LOOK..
AND SO INTO THE CAR PARK NEVER MIND NOAH AND HIS ARK HERE COMES TOM AND HIS TWO SPRATTS AND A TUB OF WATER  ,  AS I WALK TOWARDS MY CAR I SEE A SCRAWNEY LOOKING FOX OVER BY THE BINS,I WATCH AS HE SLOPES OF AND THEN DRIVE OVER THERE IS A CAR CLOSE BY AND THE TWO MEN FROM IT ARE PLUNDERING THE SMALL ELECTRICAL DEVICES DROP OF ARES WHICH IS IN AID OF RECYCLING AND POSSIBLE CHARITY CLEARLEY THEY BELIVE IN CHARITY STARTS AT HOME .....AND THEN AS IF BYE CUE THERE COMES THE BLACK CAT I DECIDE HIS NAME WILL BE BIN BIN HE SEES I HAVE SOME GOODIES IN MY HAND AND I PUT THE TUB OF WATER DOWN HE SNIFFS IT AND IGNORES IT CLEARLEY MORE HUNGREY THAN HE IS THIRSTY I RIP THE PLASTIC BAG OPEN HOLDING THE 6 PENCE WORTH OF SPRATTS THAT I HAD SELECTED FOR THIS LUCKY FELINES SUPPER THAT SOME TRAWLER HAD PLUCKED FROM THE SEAS ALONG WITH TONS OF OTHERS PACKED IN ICE TRANSPORTED TO ENGLAND THEN BY LORRY TO SUPER MARKET THEN BY ME INTO TROLLEY AND LAID BEFORE THIS LUCKY LUCKY BLACK CAT NOW NAMED BIN BIN    HE SNIFFS THEM    HE LOOKS AT ME     HE TROTS ON BY AND SITS ON THE CONCRETE CORNER SECTION OF THE CAR PARK IGNOREING ME AND MY OFFERINGS ..........DO I FEEL STUPID OR WHAT A CAT THAT DOUSNT LIKE OR EAT FISH ......WELL I HAD A GOOD READ ON HIM..NOT
STILL HES A REALY CUTE LITTLE FELLER AND I CAN RECOMEND IF ANY ONE WANTS A CAT GO THERE BRIBE HIM WITH SOME MEAT AND YOU CAN GIVE HIM A HOME ....YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL HIM BIN BIN .

25/25 POKER GAME AT LUTON G FRIDAY 7.00PM WOULD BE NICE TO GO DEEP ,NICER STILL TO WIN  BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES ....A CATS IN MORRISONS CAR PARK CHANCE.

IS IT LOVE IF ITS SUCH A GOOD SECRET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 19, 2016, 12:07:49 PM
SO MY LITTLE CHUCKLE SMOTHERS, WENT TO LUTON G BOOKED MYSELF AND A BUDDY IN FOR THE COMPETITION, SAT DOWN WITH 15000 CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
CALLED THE GUY WHO HAD JUST BOOKED US IN OVER REGARDING THE 5000 "EARLY BIRD" CHIPS AND WAS TOLD "OH NO TOM YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE AND IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR TICKET YOU WILL SEE THE TIME ON IT".
THIS GUY KNEW I HAD RUSHED IN TO GET THE EARLY BIRD CHIPS FOR ME AND MY BUDDY YET DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OUR BEING TOO LATE TO HAVE THEM.
ON A POINT OF PRINCIPLE I WITHDREW US BOTH FROM THE COMPETITION , THEN PHONED TO ADVISE MY FRIEND WHO WAS EN ROUTE TO THE CASINO WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
MY BUDDY WENT INTO ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN! ......."IF I RAN MY BUSINESS LIKE THAT WE WOULD GO BROKE"......THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE PUT ACROSS THEIR TABLES AS LOYAL CUSTOMERS, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS MEMBER OF STAFF IS GOING FOR THE "TOP STAFF AWARD" FOR GENTINGS. OF COURSE I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THE IDENTITY OF THIS MEMBER OF STAFF, SUFFICE TO SAY THERE WILL PROBABLY BE MORE OCCURENCES OF THIS NATURE UPON OTHER PLAYERS AS WELL.
 IT WILL EVOLVE A NAME OF BEING GIVEN   A  " GIGGSY "......

TWO DAYS AGO I WENT TO DUSK TIL DAWN (NOTTINGHAM) FOR WHAT THEY CALL "THE BIG GAME".....WOW!

TBC

IS IT STILL LOVE IF A NUDIST CAMP ASK YOU TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on September 19, 2016, 12:24:45 PM
SO MY LITTLE CHUCKLE SMOTHERS, WENT TO LUTON G BOOKED MYSELF AND A BUDDY IN FOR THE COMPETITION, SAT DOWN WITH 15000 CHIPS ON THE TABLE.
CALLED THE GUY WHO HAD JUST BOOKED US IN OVER REGARDING THE 5000 "EARLY BIRD" CHIPS AND WAS TOLD "OH NO TOM YOU WERE ONE MINUTE LATE AND IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR TICKET YOU WILL SEE THE TIME ON IT".
THIS GUY KNEW I HAD RUSHED IN TO GET THE EARLY BIRD CHIPS FOR ME AND MY BUDDY YET DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OUR BEING TOO LATE TO HAVE THEM.
ON A POINT OF PRINCIPLE I WITHDREW US BOTH FROM THE COMPETITION , THEN PHONED TO ADVISE MY FRIEND WHO WAS EN ROUTE TO THE CASINO WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
MY BUDDY WENT INTO ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN! ......."IF I RAN MY BUSINESS LIKE THAT WE WOULD GO BROKE"......THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE PUT ACROSS THEIR TABLES AS LOYAL CUSTOMERS, I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS MEMBER OF STAFF IS GOING FOR THE "TOP STAFF AWARD" FOR GENTINGS. OF COURSE I WILL NOT DISCLOSE THE IDENTITY OF THIS MEMBER OF STAFF, SUFFICE TO SAY THERE WILL PROBABLY BE MORE OCCURENCES OF THIS NATURE UPON OTHER PLAYERS AS WELL.
 IT WILL EVOLVE A NAME OF BEING GIVEN   A  " GIGGSY "......

TWO DAYS AGO I WENT TO DUSK TIL DAWN (NOTTINGHAM) FOR WHAT THEY CALL "THE BIG GAME".....WOW!

TBC

IS IT STILL LOVE IF A NUDIST CAMP ASK YOU TO PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON?


Hi China. Enjoying the diary. A couple of questions if I may.

Why do you do all your posts in upper case?

How late do you think you should be allowed to be for the early bird chips?

Keep up the good work.

Tom.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 19, 2016, 11:59:37 PM

WHY DO THE WRITING IN UPPER CASE .....ITS LESS DIFFICULT  TO SEE.

LAST MAN STANDING CHIPS , IF THE GAME HAS STARTED BUT 8 PLAYERS ARE NOT BOUGHT IN YET BECAUSE OF THE STAFF NOT BEING ABLE TO PROCESS THERE MONEY ,CHANGE,AND TICKETS SHOWING WHERE THEY ARE TO SIT THE STAFF WOULD USE A BIT OF COMMON CENSE AND SAY YOU 8 WILL GET YOUR EARLY BIRD AS ITS NOT YOUR FAULT WE CAN NOT PROCESS FAST ENOUGH ......THERE FORE WHEN THEY WANT TO THEY CAN GIVE EARLY BIRD EVEN THOUGH THE GAME HAS STARTED.....COMMON SENCE APPLIED ALL IS WELL
NO COMMON SENCE AS PER MY GRIPE EQUALS NOT HAPPY PUNTER EQUALS GO WHERE I WILL BE HAPPY  ....  SIMPLES...



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: The Camel on September 20, 2016, 12:30:02 AM
I bet you had some memorable clashes with Dick Lynch on the green felt over the years.

Favourite memory of the fella?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 20, 2016, 01:55:43 PM

HI CAMEL

WOW TWO MESSAGES IN SUCH A SHORT SPACE OF TIME , SEEMS LIKE A MASS OF OLD BLONDE REGS WANT TO HAVE A DEBATE.

DICK LYNCH HAS STARTED COMING BACK TO THE LUTON G OF LATE AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE HIM , THE CANTANKEROUS OLD GIT .
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MEMOEIES WOULD BE A LIFE TIME AGO AT THE OLD LUTON G DOWN BY THE SAINSBURY CAR PARK THE CLUB HAD ARRANGED A TRIP TO PARIS AND A LOAD OF COMPS OVER THERE AT A CASINO RUN BY THE LOCAL MOB,ANY WAY OUR MINI BUS WAS DUE TO LEAVE THE CAR PARK AT 5.30 AM  THE SENSIBLE THING TO DO AS THE LUTON G SHUT AT 4.00AM IN THOSE DAYS WAS TO PLAY THE COMP AND THEN HANG ABOUT UNTIL 5.30 AM WHICH WE DID ......SO WE PLAYED POKER FOR 6 TO 8 HOURS AND THEN ARE GOING TO SIT AND WAIT FOR A MINI BUS IN OUR SEPERATE CARS.....
SOD THAT ,I GOT A CASE OF STELLA I HAD BOUGHT FOR THE TRIP AND CRACKED IT OPEN IN THE CAR PARK ....SO THERE WE ARE CHILLING WITH THE EARLY BIRD CHORUS AND LITTLE ELSE EVEN THE STREET LIFE THAT HUNG AROUND THERE HAD GONE TO THERE PITS.......DRINKING BEAR TALKING BAD BEATS.....SLAGING OF THOSE THAT WERNT PRESENT AS YOU DO........PROBLEY ME ,BUT SOME HOW WE A GROUP OF ABOUT 5 INCLUDING DICKIE DECIDED TO PLAY PENNIES UP AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CAR PARK ONLEY FOR POUND COINS OF COURSE.
AND THERE WE ARE ME DICK AND THE REST OF THE MANGLED 5 THROWING COINS AT THE WALL...... WHAT ELEVATED THE MEMORY TO A GREAT MEMORY WAS THE LOOK ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE GOING TO WORK AS THEY HURRIED BY ,POLISH WORKERS ,SHOP KEEPERS, YOUNG AND OLD ALL LOOKED AT US AS IF TO SAY ...WHAT THE PHUCK,WHAT A LOAD OF SICK DEGENERATE GAMBLERS THEY ARE HERE WAITING TO GET INTO THE CASINO AS SOON AS IT OPENS AT SAY 8.00AM AND ARE GAMBLING WITH COINS UNTIL THEY CAN GET TO THE BLACK JACK AND ROULETE AND WE HAVE TO GO TO OUR FACTORY / SHOP ETC.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 23, 2016, 12:11:13 PM
AND SO MY LITTLE PANT PEEPERS ON TO THE DTD BIG GAME ,IM HEADING TO HARPENDEN LAST SATURDAY TO JOIN THE M1 ALL IS WELL GOOD WEATHER AND ITS 10.15 AM SO I WONT BE TOO LATE FOR THE 12.00PM START WITH 50K GT ....NICE....
ON TO M1 AND STRAIT INTO A 3 HOUR JOURNEY WITH THREE MAJOR AREAS OF STOP START TRAFFICK ,THE FIRST LOT WAS LUTON ONWARDS AND I DID THINK OF CANCELLING BUT GAVE MY SELF A GOOD TALKING TO ALONG THE LINES OF DIG DEEP TOM JUST AS IF I WAS 3 FROM THE BUBBLE ON LOW CHIPS AND GETTING BITCH SLAPPED BY PLAYERS WITH LARGE STACKS  DIG DEEP ....BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME...AND ON I DRIVE.
GOT TO DTD 40 MINS OF RE ENTRY LEFT I HAVE MY 30,000 STARTING STACK ...4 OR 5 HAND GUY ALL IN 12,500  NEXT GUY THINK ,THINK, CALL I LOOK DOWN AT  Qd Qh ALL IN GUY CALLS AND WE ARE PAIR 22 PAIR JJ AND ME WITH QQ......I WIN AND AM RTABLE CHIP LEADER......DIG DEEP  YESSSSS.

PLAYED ON AND ON SOME GOOD  SOME 2ND CLASS WE ARE 30 MINS AWAY FROM THE END AND BRING YOUR CHIPS BACK FOR DAY TWO AND IT HAPPENS ,BLINDS 2K AND 4K IM BIG BLIND MATEY TO MY LEFT MAKES IT 8K BUTTON CALLS SMALL CALLS I CALL WITH J K OFF FLOP K 2 8 TWO HEARTS I CHECK ............................

SO NOW LIKE THE BLACK AND WHITE FILMS IN THE 30S BETWEAN THE WARS YOU CAN HAVE DIFFERENT ENDINGS ,WHICH DO YOU WANT .............

TBC


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: The Camel on September 23, 2016, 05:58:26 PM

HI CAMEL

WOW TWO MESSAGES IN SUCH A SHORT SPACE OF TIME , SEEMS LIKE A MASS OF OLD BLONDE REGS WANT TO HAVE A DEBATE.

DICK LYNCH HAS STARTED COMING BACK TO THE LUTON G OF LATE AND IT IS GOOD TO SEE HIM , THE CANTANKEROUS OLD GIT .
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MEMOEIES WOULD BE A LIFE TIME AGO AT THE OLD LUTON G DOWN BY THE SAINSBURY CAR PARK THE CLUB HAD ARRANGED A TRIP TO PARIS AND A LOAD OF COMPS OVER THERE AT A CASINO RUN BY THE LOCAL MOB,ANY WAY OUR MINI BUS WAS DUE TO LEAVE THE CAR PARK AT 5.30 AM  THE SENSIBLE THING TO DO AS THE LUTON G SHUT AT 4.00AM IN THOSE DAYS WAS TO PLAY THE COMP AND THEN HANG ABOUT UNTIL 5.30 AM WHICH WE DID ......SO WE PLAYED POKER FOR 6 TO 8 HOURS AND THEN ARE GOING TO SIT AND WAIT FOR A MINI BUS IN OUR SEPERATE CARS.....
SOD THAT ,I GOT A CASE OF STELLA I HAD BOUGHT FOR THE TRIP AND CRACKED IT OPEN IN THE CAR PARK ....SO THERE WE ARE CHILLING WITH THE EARLY BIRD CHORUS AND LITTLE ELSE EVEN THE STREET LIFE THAT HUNG AROUND THERE HAD GONE TO THERE PITS.......DRINKING BEAR TALKING BAD BEATS.....SLAGING OF THOSE THAT WERNT PRESENT AS YOU DO........PROBLEY ME ,BUT SOME HOW WE A GROUP OF ABOUT 5 INCLUDING DICKIE DECIDED TO PLAY PENNIES UP AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CAR PARK ONLEY FOR POUND COINS OF COURSE.
AND THERE WE ARE ME DICK AND THE REST OF THE MANGLED 5 THROWING COINS AT THE WALL...... WHAT ELEVATED THE MEMORY TO A GREAT MEMORY WAS THE LOOK ON THE FACES OF PEOPLE GOING TO WORK AS THEY HURRIED BY ,POLISH WORKERS ,SHOP KEEPERS, YOUNG AND OLD ALL LOOKED AT US AS IF TO SAY ...WHAT THE PHUCK,WHAT A LOAD OF SICK DEGENERATE GAMBLERS THEY ARE HERE WAITING TO GET INTO THE CASINO AS SOON AS IT OPENS AT SAY 8.00AM AND ARE GAMBLING WITH COINS UNTIL THEY CAN GET TO THE BLACK JACK AND ROULETE AND WE HAVE TO GO TO OUR FACTORY / SHOP ETC.



Not sure if you know Dick passed away last week.

That was the reason for my question. Good story :)


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 27, 2016, 10:04:31 AM

HI camel ,no i wasnt aware that dick had gone , found out at luton g ,will post about dick in near future.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 17, 2016, 05:48:03 PM

whoops i did it again , im up at dtd trying to get into the deep stack left st albans at 10.40am and got to nottingham at 1.10pm a record for me and i didnt even get lost as you cant count the nipping thru the bq  and  carpark opposite dtd and finding you cant cut thru ...whent to the bed and breakfast in beeston and find ive got a sub room bit of a pong realy even at 35 a nite with breakfast should try harder as my old teachers said.

played the 2.00pm sa for the deep stack but no good , one kid on my table looks like he should audition for the hobit freely admits he has got thru on line with a million but is doing this for fun ,,,then takes 8 to 12 secounds as if he is buffering to make a decision when it is on him , interesting to see him in his play on line mode where he would usualey have pressed the button and gont to the next game , so im into the next game at 5.00pm and rebuy if i need to and then theres one at 8.00pm so i should be well and truly pokered out by then ....then up to beeston and into the pub that has karioke for last orders befors hitting the bed and breakfast flop house choice of all poker players that are still waiting on the side lines wondering why the havnt cracked it yet.... well its a plan of sorts

whats the differance betwean dtd and luton g

they have felt tips with ink at dtd

more to follow latter i expect , although i may be tired and the quality may be lower.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 18, 2016, 11:24:14 AM
got thru with about 1.35 million chips , quiet happy as i came back from 45,000 at one stage got 250 cash and up the road to bed and breakfast ....strange how having a decent stack to go back with can make the room less pongy ,im typing this laid on my back washed and smellies on at 10.12 am game at 12.00pm im ready as i will ever be and with 20k for first place im am going to be digging deep and not taking prisoners.
in a short while i shall walk up thru beeston shopping area and try bto find a item to buy in a charity shop , a bit of fresh air and good karma all in one plus you nether know a trinket i can put on the mantle piece to remind me of winning at dtd.....well its a plan of sorts. one thing i noticed at dtd all the staff white shirts are actualey white ,maybe they have a different brand of daz up here i shall ask and see if i can get a small box for von air at luton g .o cource if i win i shall visit the pound shop ...proper shelves not the two for a pound jobbies ...and bring a litter some thing with me next time im at luton .

ifyouloveyourselfwhoareyougoingtocheatwith.

more latter ...i hope


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on December 18, 2016, 11:36:55 AM
My fave diary atm.

Good luck!


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on December 18, 2016, 11:52:07 AM
Good luck Bernard, take it down.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: TightEnd on December 18, 2016, 12:37:58 PM
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http://www.dusktilldawncasinonottingham.com/live-updates/christmas-grand-prix/saturday/


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Lucky on December 18, 2016, 01:27:34 PM
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Good luck today Tom ( enjoying reading the lower case posts too).


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 19, 2016, 09:48:06 PM
so was it some wise guy that its the journey that matters not winning or losing , probley some thing in greek thilosophy covers it as well and zen and buddism and uncle tom cobley and all .
there that gets all the negitive shite out of the way and on to the story....didnt win or even come close.

but i real had a good time probley being surrounded by like minded people is part of it, so im out of the bed and breakfast had a good feed and left two quid for the waitresses ...bribe for the karma geanie ....and up to the beeston shop area pass the bet fred,william hill,and cash converters , and its sunday and most of the shops are closed up i wander up the strip...not to be confused with the vegas strip... and there he is the big issue sales guy complete with a santa hat ,no karma jam for him....pass a few coffee bars that are shareing two and a half customers between them and there it is a charity shop that is open ,some kind soul working on friday just so i can wonder in and act like rockafella while i chill and plan my shortcoffien asault on dtd with all the cunning of a two tailed fox. unfortantley the british heart foundation charity shop looks like it only has stuff that is purposeley bought in for them to sell on ,wont be appearing on antiques road show with this lot ,so its out the door and back down the street as i aproach the concrete statue of the bee keeper i see another charity shop has opened its doors so in i go wander look wander look and there we go bingo...a set of 6 chunky felt tip pens various colours ideal for any budding banksky with a fetish about cartoonism when they win at luton g or even make the final.also a new phone cover which a snip snip from the shop girls cissors to get rid of the silly girlie handle attachment and hey presto i have a new phone cover for 99 p
out of the door pass mr big issue and into the pound shop got tooth paste i forgot to pack and im heading back to the b and b to get my car as i walk along there is a a row of stainless steel seats near to a bus stop and placed on one of them is a kebad in a polastirene box like the last meal on the marie celest so some party reveler out on the town has looked around and with all the options open to them they have decided that the best way to round of there kardashian dash on saturday night is to have a kebab and retire to the pavilion alla bus stop to gorge there appertite ,mabe it was the sincerlating company or the less that medatrainine climate but something made them decide to leave the kebab on its bed of salad looking now at any rate like the sliced of dead skin from a person with athleats foot just left there all alone....note they didnt kick it along the pavement just left it there ...another good omen that is all well in the cosmos and there is no reason that the game at the dtd wont be in the same vein.....i suppose really if you look hard enouth you can watch two rain drops running down a window paine and find a reason that its a omen with good intent.
and into the car and into dtd nearly 1.4 million chips ..... im out in position 155 total prize 300 which i estimate makes me 40 quid up on the week end after all the Xs  the hand i whent out on was quiete funny , im the big blind for 50k with only 340k total left after being bitch slapped with no hands other than 39 off and j4 off a kid to my left who has been moving like he has  a irratabul anus syndrome makes it 125k  seat one looks pained and eventualey calls back to me i look down at a very respectable aj off all in kid calls so dose troubled seat one great the pot has nearly a million in it flop 46j rainbow ...the kid goese all for his two million in seat one not happy passes .....i say to the kid you got trip fours , as the hand before he had trip threes , no i just wanted to give you a chance to win he replies and turns over kq off ...im winning ...wow all that grinding and scrimping and making do while my blinds are robbed has paid of i can rebuild with this million and get into the game ......turn queen .....river crap......mumbled hard luck from a few guys and im off out of dtd.
but i enjoyed it all would have enjoyed it more if i final tabled but iwas there ...i came i saw i played i spread a little happiness ....
it wasnt this time but it will be its up to me how soon.

imagine you are a astranault all alone on a mission in far space beyond the return point with hundreds of years of supplies and the ship has malfuntioned and is heading of to deep uncharted space .....would you play poker on line and if you did would you draw the winnings down or leave it in the account....

isitstillloveifyouareruttingawaygiveingitallyouhavegotbutnomatterwhatyoudoyourpartnerjustlystheruntileventualyyoudiscuvertheyhavepassedaway

merry xmas

     


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on December 24, 2016, 10:24:56 AM
Train question. (Wasn't sure where to put this so I thought I'd try china's diary)

How do train drivers know how fast to go so that they arrive exactly on time?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 24, 2016, 11:21:04 PM

Richard, Dick, or even Dickie
If I cast my mind back to when I first noticed Dick it was at the time of the ten pound seven card stud competitions at the old Luton G, I remember thinking 'hmmmmmm, that fellas got through to the final again or won or shared it' and then over the years got to talk to him, know him a little bit and respect him not only for his poker ability but also for what a genuinly nice guy he was.

Stories about him that I can recall personally such as him totally frowing a wobbly at the old club because Carmel who would have been just of the dealing staff then had been chosen to deal the final table of the competition that he was on and he wold let it be know that no way should she be dealing, shes a block on him, she always busts him out of the competition, let anyone but Carmel deal. Annother time we all went to Paris to visit the Aviation Casino for a whole series of poker competitions. Somehow or other we ended up in my hotel room playing cards and despite me saying don't take anyting out of the drinks bar at the end of the game someone had had it away with a few bottels which then got added to my room bill i found out it was a mate of dicks but he had blown his money by then so tuff on me.

Back in England another time Dick went really deep in the £500 GUKPT event maybe last three of four tables and then this young guy from London starts hitting form and outdrawing people in the most brutal manor, problem is he realizes it so Dick has raised with his king queen suited and the lad who has a mountain of chips goes all in. Everyone passes around to Dick who thinks for a few seconds, and remembering the absolute garbage this lad has been going on goes all in for is competition life...... The kid has king 2 off suit and we are all watching hoping our local guy wins but of course the river is a deuce and Dick is out and he is absolutley spitting feathers.

The old club or the new club, everyone has the most respect for Dick. I attended his funeral at a very old style little church with representatives from the Luton G and Gentings there. I found myself with American Denis and little Irish Chris who was a big cash player back in the day (he had heard up at the Vic that Dick was getting burried and out of respect came down).  So the three of us are at the grave side after all the family have gone and I said to the guys I wanted to say a few words which they agreed to.
so overall what can i say about dick , in life you meet some realy nice people and some total false tossers.  dick falls into the realy nice number and i was proud to consider him a friend and i hope he new it.



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Post by: celtic on December 24, 2016, 11:26:14 PM
Nice words Tom.


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Post by: tikay on December 24, 2016, 11:26:15 PM

That's a lovely post.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 24, 2016, 11:27:08 PM
on the train time question ,i whent to canada once and the back of the seat had a sat nav screan that showed you where the plane was over land or sea so i would imagen trains have the same for the driver and all he has to do is speed up or slow down to keep the arrivals on time .
pleased to help ,and if you want to know the meaning of life just ask.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 28, 2016, 12:59:08 PM

Whent to the xmas cracker game at the vic ,qualified on first attempt at luton with low chips only 41k to take there 100k or there abouts would have been a good amount as the antes started at 1500  3000 with a running 300 , but hey im getting ahead of my self ,decided to get the train up so i park in a road near st albans station that has no restrictions and trot over the bridge to let the train take the strain...as i go into the station building i see a gruby guy drawing on a fag strideing towards the taxi rank with a petite thia looking girl following she is done up as if going into luton g to meet all her girlfriends with very striking red lipstick ,i decide he must be pimping her out in some manner ...right or wrong  its not my business but i am sad if its true as im of to a jolly in london and some unfortunate girl is stuck with mr gruby.  in the ticket area i quea and get ticket and straight onto train 5 mins later direct to st pancrest and a short walk pass the two old wooden pianos in the concourse ..no one playing them at this time ..and im on to the underground and out by the bronze of the window cleaner at edgeware road short walk thru the streets and into the vic a luton regular big dave shares the lift and we chat about the forthcoming event .....

like horses in there stalls before the start of a race we prance about a bit ,theres willie the china man with bushy and twig talking there talk which you dont have to earwig on you will hear of bad beats and folly of others and totally justified reasons for all actions , theres alan some call lucky , the other dave i chat to hes on 60k to start with he says ,norman the taxi driver   probley with a mint condition taxi to sell based on the amount of time he is in the vic ,     theres a line of luton dealers trot pass sent to assist there big city cousins timi  olivia  timi the guy i say hi and they smile and say hi back and thats it we are near starting and seated .....aaaahhhh what better way to celabrate the xmas spirit and some lucky fish will leave with 16k odd for first .....unlike the adds for the lottery which say please dont let it be   noel edmunds or blunt the singer or our own favourite as he actualy has played poker vinnie jones.....please let it be me .....even if its a chop with the last 5 having 8k each ...see im reasonable ....let it be me .

tbc
readingthiscandamageyourfaithinhumankindandmakeyoudressasapetitethiaunfortunateandgolookingforamrgrubytopimpyouout,alledgley.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Cotter1 on January 13, 2017, 04:18:22 AM
Not really a poster and can't believe my old log in details still work...

Anyway Tom, really enjoy the diary and having heard that Dick had died, I guess it was because of my affection for the old Luton G and the people that played there.
You recalling the old £10 rebuys really took me back with many fond memories and thoughts about how excited and nervous I was when I played each week. I would literally shake when having to take my turn to self deal.

Everyone was like a pro player to me then and some have turned in to real stars in one way or another.
The games were ran with military precision and the dealers were great. I remember Dina, Carmel, Mina and Helen.

What really struck me though was how friendly the people were and I remember how cool me and my brother felt when Allan Geddes and Jim McShane invited us for a Chinese meal one week with a few other players. We really felt like one of the gang.

The competitions were fiercely contended but in true Luton style, there was always a thought for the bubble and in any sats, everyone would chip in for the extra seat.
Players I remember and lots still play, were Tom, Allan Geddes, Jim McShane, JP Kelly (practicing for the big time), Cockney Dave, River Dave, Edna, Andy Lieu and of course Dick.

I was lucky enough to talk to Dick at the 'new' Luton G just before he died, and we spoke of those times. My memory of him was of how he would chuck a chip in pre flop. on the flop, on the turn and the river, proclaiming 'a thousand' each time.
I always chuckled to myself as he somehow managed to win almost every hand using this technique and was mostly glad I wasn't in the hand against him.

Anyway, at the new Luton a few years ago, I was at a table with Dick and I guess either Celtic Vinnie or Jim McShane must have been there, as talk and piss take started about who the best Scottish player at the table was......
In an instant, Dicks eyes lit up, and he started reciting An Address To a Haggis by Rabbie Burns. It was fantastic and my memory is that it went on for some time as Dick could see how impressed we all were.

A great memory for me of a great guy and an all round great bunch that Luton always seems to attract.

All the best

Jamie.   


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Post by: china mug on April 02, 2017, 11:34:45 AM
hi my little chuckle boners ,long time no post which i will try to rectify soon .as the moment i feel the need to  splurge the latest NEWS good morning vietnam style ....you know robin williams saying here is there news ....today at 4.00pm nothing happened at jimmy shoes 12 people wernt killed by a bomb and the north vc didnt take cambodia ....probly not geographicaly correct apart frot th jimmy shoes i know    but thats authers eye for you or finger the way i type/

so here we go
................got thru to dtd 100k gt game on one shot yesterday.................
....................tried to book bb too late....even hylands turned mary and soon to be child away without the offer of a barn....
..................had too drive home ..petrol station just before M1 not open ....found one other side of M1 but 132.99 a litre.....WTF AM I IN A TIME WARP FORWARD....
...............WOKE UP 9.30AM ...PHONED BROTHER to drive me to DTD as im toss tyred.......risking realy bad fuck you carma as i sold it to him as a jolly ...........didnt tell him the game for £25 with 5k gt is 8.00pm.
....................am i doomed to lose for carma infringment ..........
..........average chips 120000.ive got 243,000
one time poker elves and pixes..one time...
MORE SOON EITHER WE COCKADOODLE DOOING OR THE OTHER OPTION   ,
whatsthedifferancebetweenawankandacheesesandwichansweroneyouchoosetodoyourselfandoneyouwishsomeoneelsewoulddoforyou..


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: pleno1 on April 21, 2017, 05:58:09 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/partypokertv

On the twitch commentary for the 25k


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: tikay on April 21, 2017, 06:18:05 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/partypokertv

On the twitch commentary for the 25k

Think that may be on the wrong Diary Patrick - I'll stick it on your Diary shortly.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: The Camel on May 15, 2017, 10:06:13 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/partypokertv

On the twitch commentary for the 25k

Think that may be on the wrong Diary Patrick - I'll stick it on your Diary shortly.

Is it possible to get two poker players from further across the playing spectrum as Tom Myland and Patrick Leonard?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 02, 2017, 01:14:18 PM
HERE WE GO ANOTHER GROUND HOG DAY
i have arrived in beeston at the hylands b and b ,you know the realy cheap one only 35 a nite including breakfast, i do know that a lot of players have moved on to better bunking down placements [that reminds me appoligise for calling you ian at the goliath richard p ,brain was on walk about]     and the reason to be here is to have a decent go at the 50k guarantee held at the DTD....

playing at luton is bareable but hey it aint going to happen there is it , what has been happening there ...lively dealers choice game the other night with over 20k on the table...unkle festers love child the room manger still acting like scrooge with the free bar meal vouchers but hey some of us have onle been loyal for 25 years plus...lucky allan popping in must give him some hair advice to grow it longer like me so it can brush over the gleeming bit yes you look a bit scruffy until its long enouth but once done well worth it..
some dam good dealers at luton g now .....rarely see his chopyness there and when he dose pop in he hardly talks to say hi or owt...hmmmmm .....celtic has a good escuse as he is in sunny parts ,apoligise to him also as i think i accused him of being a crap welsh poker player last time i saw him ,only 50% right ..


so back to dtd whats the plan ......try hard....win some cash....post details here.....use cash to enter better comps and sit down with chanderer at the DC game.......


and now to call taxi to take me to dtd.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on December 02, 2017, 02:21:45 PM
My favourite updates.


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Post by: china mug on December 03, 2017, 08:30:19 AM
I DONT ASK FOR SPECIAL FAVOURS GOD BUT COME ON..
so i finished posting on blonde poker and whent to unpack tooth brush...bugger it one of the four tins of stella beer that i had in my wheelie suitcase [ thank you luton g ...card stamping has its benifits] has ruptured and the bottom of my suitcase is like a whinos arm pit no dout the cleeners at the b and b will think i am a smelly old tosser...also four tinnys was the right liquid supper amount now im a tin short......okay i know its nor brexit or imagration issues or terrorism or indeed will trump or korea kick of the world record tv viewing event but it was my tin of stella and now im a man down......    ........feeling the tin as i throw it it seems to be thiner metal so brilliant some toss pot in some multi mulit million brewery has had the genious idea of using less metal in the making of the tins.......what could possible go wrong......i do hope those tossers dont have owt to do with airplanes.
and outside to wait for taxi to dtd , first good read there is a guy just getting in his car i think to ask him is he for dtd but being shy and not out going i dont , i wait for taxi a oike that looks like hes just of the jeremy kyle show ..you know the one where you have a guy who is on drugs with tattoos all up his neck and he wants to know did his shop lifting wife steal his savings from the cabinet and is the new baby his or his step brothers or his dads or the milkmans  comes walking by as he passes and pulls some ear phones out of his pocket his wallet jumps onto the pavement and he walks on ....here we go good karma bribe number one ...i call after him and point at his wallet he grunts comes back two metres and picks it up , no thank you no cheers mate nothing....just like when over the years i have seen some one at roulete and at there feet there is a black chip or twenty pound note i have waved there attention to it and the same level of gratefullness is expressed as they pocket it and ignore you as they plow back into there own world ..

got to dtd taxi driver was a chatty guy who confessed he had bought a scratch card once but did not enjoy it so dousnt gamble himself,guy from b and b is just booking in ahead of me ..what a read..
and into poker game about 8 hands and i have a pair of nines the bourd is 447 with two spades i bet 1600 matey who flat called my raise to 800 before the flop calls turn a jack no flush i bet 2300 he calls river a nine that flushes i bet 4500 he makes it 13200 i think  call him only tom there are two hands that beet mine quad fours and house of jacks ..call him only...no i dont know how he plays...he may have a flush...or house of sevens...but if you raise tom he shoudnt call with a lesser hand ...so you are betting to lose only ...call only...call only...call only ...no you need chips tom you know you need to be more agressive and not miss out on these streets of value....      i raise to 30,000 he insta shoves all in i call he shows house of jacks i show house of nines the table douse a mantra chant of ..o you cant get away from that bad luck ect...i think yes i could of and should of but with bloody stella brewery pissing on your suitcase the karma is written....
so i re enter....im card dry 2 9 ...10 3 .....ccrap dela crap   guy on my right is at it but he owns the turn and river each time my chips are going down thw m1 its so brutal ....he small raises my big blind i defend with k3 suited flop k7 ten he small bets i have top pair and raise to 2400 he calls turn 8 no flush i bet 3600 he calls last card 8 no flush i bet 5400 he calls and shows 89 to make three eights ...misery card dry horrible table moves it continues and im out again and over to frankie and benies just to get away from the torture ....its very lively in there i order a pizza and coffee i feel a little bad about not spending the money for food at dtd but i just craved getting out for a bit...a kiddie is having a birthday so a candle in a jam jar of a milk shake with ice cream is trayed over to his table for him and his little play mates the mum is taking photos with phone as the house plays happy birthday followed by congratilations by cliff richard many of the diners glance over and smile kids from other tables look over to see who is having all the attention....i see the menu the ice cream milk shakes are 4.95 each the tray of 5 of them just cost the mum 20 quid ...i munch my pizza nice ....o look another birthday boy or girl and the same thing only this time cliff richard is turned down and faded out pretty dam fast i see the mum with photo taking is not best pleasesd but hey you have spent your 4.95 x 5 times for little jonnys birthday trea so you can have pics for face book and to show little jonny what a great time he had and it was almost back to back birthday events come on we have to make yours shorter    they should have gone to MOES from the simpsons he did a great happy birthday routine   ....we have got your money ,build a bridge and get over it ...mmmmm probley have shares in stella brewery.
and back into dtd for 7pm issue got my 100k upto 180k then wibble wobble whehay not this time im out...taxi into beer smelly room two tins a sandwich and three muffins ...i catch a glimpse of my self in mirror ...not a good look ...life is what you make it                      a bit of a balls up thus far                    see what tommorrow brings............

one of the astrounauts on the moon   [yes i know we never landed there and the grassy knoll and the twin towers and the 1% own 80%]  hit a golf ball with a club and there fore set the longest drive in golf as with no or very little gravity it will go a long way [not sure if its in gunnessbook of records]   [ not sure if gunness are cheap skates on there tins  ]      i think i am that golf ball .
see what tommorow brings in the way of self mental flagulation.

youdonthavetobedaftmadcrazyorstupidtolikepokeryouwillneedtobemadcrazydaftandstupidtoexpectpokertolikeyoubacksheisthebiggestwhorethatneverappeardeonthegermykyleshow.... 


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on December 03, 2017, 08:58:01 AM
Utterly brilliant!


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Post by: booder on December 03, 2017, 10:05:30 AM
Utterly brilliant!


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Post by: nirvana on December 03, 2017, 10:14:21 AM
Astonishing episode Thomas, good luck today


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 04, 2017, 04:49:59 AM
THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP AT 8.38 AM IN THE MORNING THAT DONT INVOLVE THE INTERNET PORN ...PART ONE.
so its a odd time to update but i feel the urge to do it ,sunday morning i have the breakfast at hylands b and b the breakfast lounge is trapped in a time warp two little oldish ladies serve you [they would not look or sound out of place in acorn antiques ] i knock of some ceral with yogurt and there cooked breakfast then ask for more toast and coffee [the coffee comes in one of those funney cup type dispencers that you push the top rod button down to infuse the coffee] the lady brings only one slice of additional toast so my thought process tells me leave one pound tip not the two that i had in mind .....come on tom its only a slice of toast not a indication of how the day at dtd is going to play out...out of breakfast lounge which has the giant like eight foot by six picture of some factory work place where you can see what looks like workers in a uniform simalar to nurses standing by there clean and tidy work stations in some 1960s factory dedicated i think to the clothing industry ...all very tidy and neat showing how the industry is so very with it.   and im into the shower that isnot ensweet splish splash and out to taxi here i come dtd feed washed and ready to take all you can toss at me.....taxi driver seems to be trying to get into boot of car in front of him ,probly has not seen cash for whiplash films on tv .i tip him any way as the karma genies are all knowing and seeing.
into dtd there are a few luton players there but no mr and mrs    you naughty boy     maybe its there honey moon anaversity and they are making all the noise in some b and b of there own.and we play poker , hey im getting a few hands ... playing for maybe two hours starting stack at 100k has risen to 160k nice ....then not so nice im out....but at least i had some chances ........should i rebuy ....well lets think about that you have got on a train waddled your way across the rail way system dragging your suitcase/bag on wheels behind you like some demented womble of wimbeldon common wombat to arrive in nottingham [not knowing your tee shirt is drinking your stella in your suitcase] and you have to think should i re enter again......what else are you going to do .....go and sit in costa coffee...

so we re enter any semblance of a lean mean exocet guidance poker misssile is now gone ....alllthe xxxs and five entrys into the comp.....wtf......aaaahhhhhh.     
196 players 55 for the money and there are 148 now left .....i turn the corner i am getting some of the good stuff....the babble of self oppinated 22 and 26 some thing guys talking to there mates at your table with no regard for hey we are playing here can you shut the puck up as they talk about prauge and the backing they have from some guy if you show that you win on the hendon mob site,it all seems a bit less painful even amusing ....
we come to a crucial hand im under the gun and look down at AA what the puck ....mr delivery man have you dropped this of at the wrong address....i go into sneaky mode ala edna from the luton g i flat call the blind of 1200 when some poor sod makes a move im going to shove it right up them  ...5 players all flat in total ....o puck ....theres betting and at the turn with one card to come  of the flop matey shoves all in im in seat one hes in seat seven  theres no strait out there or pair there is three diamonds and im regretting slow playing my AA with no flush draw .....matey in seat nine is chanking to seat two ...o yes praug...o yes the 5 million gt...o yes every dam thing ....matey who has gone all in for 160 k  is waiting on me alone and all i can hear is mr self oppinion ....i say to the all in sorry this is taking time i have a hand and need to think and there is a lot going on ....mr self opinion ...quips in o sorry ,and takes the volume down a tiny bit but still keeps chanking ....i call mateys all in...he has one pair and a strait and flush draw so thats  20 cards working for him......i win
a short time later i damage mr chatty hes betting all the way as he has been all thru the game and the 2 pairs on the end i have kq for top pair good kicker he bets a good bet and i dwell up ....hes not chatting now....no prauge or simalar...i call eventualy and he turns over 34 and i hear the dealer say two pair ...my body action is as if im going to muck as all i can see is two low cards and my brain is telling me great mr opinion has made a set of threes and he was at it all the time ....wait a minite the dealer said two pair hes got a pair of 4s with the 2s i turn my hand that i was about to muck face down over he glares at me with a was i just slow rolled look .....i think bridge build get over it....but decide not to give him my opinion as im too busy stacking chips
the break comes i treat my self to a latte and pack of mini cheddars ...class act here .....i have above average chips at 400k ish hmmmmmm     hmmmmmm

a bit like the big brother programe ...ITS 4.49AM SCRATCH LEFT NUT  AND BACK TO SLEEP.

TBC.
 


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Post by: EvilPie on December 04, 2017, 04:32:53 PM
Good stuff. Going to save the last report for later.


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Post by: china mug on December 05, 2017, 11:25:27 AM
AND ON TO THE LAST CHAPTER OD   OUR MAN IN DTD
I ALREADY POSTED THIS WHILE ON THE TRAIN FROM BEESTON TO LUTON PARKWAY BUT HAD TO PRESS POST AND JUMP OF THE TRAIN PRETTY SHARPISH AS MY STATION LOOMED UP ON ME AND I WAS STILL BLOGGING AWAY ....SO SOME WHERE OUT THERE IN THE ETHER THE MAY BE THE LOST DEAD SEA SCROLLS OF POKER LITERTURE WHICH AS I HIT POST AND THE LOGO FOR MIDLAND RAILWAYS FLASHED UP MY 40 MINS OF SHAKSPEARAN FLUSHED DOWN THE PAN ...WHILEST STOPPED AT A STATION AS WELL...

SO HERE WE GO
its sunday and im starting to hit good stuff 196 players 55 for the money , my stack is about 680k average is 400k ish we break the table and im in seat 2 on new table seat one a old boy of 70 plus starts telling me and any one that will listen what a luck box seat 7 is going on crap and hitting and nicking all the time....i keep my own council and nod not agreeing or other ,   blinds are 20k 20k with ante 20k so 50k out there for start of every hand   welcome to shove poker ...i limp with a5 suited as im certainley not raising with it and i want seat 8 to pish for his last 90k  he pushes but mr seat one calls ....now i have seen him go all in with nowt and cant rely on him to check it down even though we are 70 players left so i pass ...he shows k8 off mr all in has tj suited and makes a pair but i would have riverd a ace....
then again im the big blind and mr seat 7 has gone all in for his last 290k im going to call but seat 1 call before me and shows j9 off my kq suited would have won....
were in the money my stack is 320k i look down at a 10 off and shove all in seat eight who is chatting to the waitress all the time calls not seeing my action .....the writing is on the wall.....the dealer tells him he has to put in which he dose ...no chatting to waitress now ...he shows jq off ....im out of the game as seat 7 douse a loud verbal ffist pump ....and i think thank you tosser in seat 1 who has allowed this creton to still be in the game ...
and out of dtd into taxi ...into beeston and pub
TBC      JUST A LITTLE


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Post by: china mug on December 05, 2017, 02:02:29 PM
THE PUB OF CHOICE FOR POKER LOSSERS IN BEESTON....THE COMMERCIAL INN...

I get the taxi to drop me at this pub as in previouse years they had a sunday night karioke and if you think my jokes are bad my karioke singing will have you sewing or super glueing your ears up....but from the outside i can see the place has had a majar re furbishment i go in three staff look up from there choirs and greet me there is maybe two other people in the place i see they do    old specald hen bitter    ahhhh a pint nuts and chilli crisps i take a seat in the super clean super tidy bar.....this is the same building that had all the locals shuffling about waiting for there turn to be truly medioka for 3.5 mins of fame   one guy allways used to sing blue velvet and i had a go at angie baby after i got two local girls to do it with me [i promised them a drink ]   where are all those ghosts now i remimiss     ahhhhh the pressures of two intense days of playing poker at dtd start to unwind ahhhhh  i know im disproportanately chuffed at at least making the money ....all said and done if any of us dropped 200 quid on the drive in the dark when we got home we would be out there on our knees looking for it.....i am reminded about a unaversity experiment where they wired a load of roulete players to lie dettector type devises and measured all ther emotions ....they wernt the happyest when they won huge sume or when they won a lot lost a lot and then won a little ...they were happy after they got themselves into a mess and then got part out of it.....so half way up the stairs is the stairs that i sit.
onto my secound pint the first one hardly touched the sides a scruffy guy comes in and the bar man tells him ..no service for homless here mate..i chat to the bar man he explaines the guy has history of falling over and bleading plus pissing himself on the seat of the pub hes in ...sad but i see there point ...i tell the bar man about a item i had heard on the radio ...apparently when the beatles broke up paul macartney with linda macartney had got in two vans with there new group called wings and headed up the M1   they arrived at nottingham and sent there roady into the university office who told the person in charge ...hey ive got paul macartney outside in a van he wants to know if you want him to do a gig with his new group called wings.....according to the radio chat show it took 20 miutes for the university person to bother to go out to the van and see paul macartney and then the stage was set lessons were cancelled experiments in the science section tha were due to be completed before the results were ruinedd were negated and the gig whent on ....the radio said that the person that okayed it for the university was crapping it for a different reason as the hall had only a licence for 800 and it was packed to the eves with all the fire doors chained.....
i decide to have some of there indian food at the pub so its a lamb bryani pershwarree nan and a popadom plus my third pint hmmmm heaven   the relish with the popadom is all super smooth paste suger filled liquids filled with e100s  the lime one is a sort of electric plastic shade of gree and when i dip the popadom in and hold it like a crisp im about to eat it looks like a tiny mountain with green snow on its peak ...hmmm good stuff this third pint in less than a hour ....i get up and pay plus get two tenners for a twenty i say to the waitress ...theres a possible ten pound tip for you if you can tell me my name ,i had told her it earlier ,ill give you a clue i say and you can ask your team being the other two staff that are ther ...its not dick or harrrry ,she looks blank her work mate chips in and tells her think what are the three names that go together with dick and harry ....tom she answers here you are i give her her tip ,and leave    down the road pass two empty pubs into b and b and last tin of stella munched down with the 5 little round mints i got fronm the pub..hmmmm wonky tv with tiny screen and no brightness control.....and sleep
next morning breakfast tip two quid and shower and onto train for 11.11am to luton parkway.... i pass a lady who looks slightley familar she nods and says thanks for the money its the waitress from the breakfast ....nice to be thanked and on to train blogging away not knowing its going to be lost....and home

SO WHAT CAN I LEARN FROM THE TRIP MY FIRST THOUGHT IS GO FOR SUNDAY ONLEY NEXT TIMEWHIELST ITS NICE TO DREAM OF GETTING 300K OR 400K ON SATURDAY THE REALITY IS THERE ARE TOO MANY LOOSE CANNONS IN THE GAME SO SUNDAY ONE DAY MAY BE THE BETTER OPTION AND NO B AND B JUST GET THE TRAIN HOME ....

THERE YOU HAVE IT AND TONITE THERE IS A 6000 GT AT LUTON G WHO KNOWS UNKLE FESTER MAY HAVE A SPARE BAR MEAL TICKET

ithinkthereforeiamasiamifeelasifeelihaveemotionsasihaveemotionsicareasicareidispensepreferencesofrightandwrongandpreferancesofpossiblegoodoverevilandasidispencetheseoptunesidecreerewardandpunishmentformychoicesforiamallpowerfulandknowingbutwhatifimwrongonthefirstoneithinkthereforeiamtheniambackonthegolfballonthemoon.

NTBC.



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Post by: RED-DOG on December 05, 2017, 06:38:41 PM
Great trip report Tom.


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Post by: china mug on December 10, 2017, 10:43:25 AM
SO HERE WE GO AGAIN....
its sunday morning its snowing its 10.37am and im on my way to dtd in nottingham....checked the 4 tins of stella still ok at present...cheap b and b  booked for one night ....and a 50k gt game to play  i may not win i may not even cover the xxxxs but one day and if i have anything to do with it soon......
wish me luck or wish me a snow ball in the neck .....i will let you know about the wall paper patern in the b and b plus the twat at my poker table all of which is just up ahead.....

icameisawiwillconqueroneday..


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Post by: Dewi_cool on December 10, 2017, 10:42:57 PM
great stuff


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Post by: china mug on December 12, 2017, 11:33:23 AM
I HAD BETTER LOOK UP THE LAURA ASHLEY WALL PAPER RANGE BOOK AS THERE IS SOD ALL TO REPORT ON THE GREAT TOM VERSES DTD EVENT...
So i got the train and as per guards info on st albans station i changed at leicester as the train did not stop at beeston ....wrong....guard at leicester tellm me i would have been better going to nottingham and getting a train back to beeston and as with all the disruption that would be ok with railways....instead 0ne hour wait at beeston
i remember edna commiting on my stories on here of how i allways seem to get lost on the last few miles of the journey wheather its newcastle,shefield,coventry,blackpool,or indeed any of the game locations...maybe now im in my dottage and choose to take the train getting of at not the best transfer points is my getting lost syndrome...mmmmmm

so into pumpkin coffee bar at leicester a group of ladies with heavy yorkshire ..i think.. accents keep me amused,as i leave i put the 5p coin from the floor into the charity box.....hope the karma genie douse not think im being mean but if i add to the ammount that would be a bribe and he or she may have a downer on that unless of course they are a politition......yes thats right i am going political as evedenced by my last feltism on the luton g winners table ...FEED THE WORLD , EXCLUSIONS APPLY

and onto beeston into b and b and into taxi then into dtd....
into 110 game two hours of buy in time left approx ....nice
blown out not so bloody nice...the hand matters not suffice to say a player that probley likes his cousin a hell of a lot got his jollies by throwing a dart over his shoulder and hitting the bullsaey i leave huridly uttering ...well thought out sir,not...im far enouth away to not hear his explanation as to why he was right probley along the lines of the world is flat unicorns do exist and elvis works in milton keynes...

into small 50 game and blown out into taxi and into b and b tins of bear are intact as is twix bars from pound shop o well at least nowt else can go wrong now.....
the bloody tv with the screen smaller than a lap top wont work jiggle wiggle put plug in other outlet no sod you tom not a glimmer...mmmmmm

onto laptop and youtube which i only discovered about 3 months ago before that i thought that the internet was for porn and high falutted busness men that look up stock and share graphs and spread sheets before analising all the information cross referenceing with there contacts in capitol cities talking with jeremy and nigel that they belong to the same clubs as and then taking 5 million and putting it into the bussness that has the smart receptionist with big boobs..
the screen is full of cop shooting of unarmed citacens with a twist ..if its a white cop alls okay no disciplinery action ,if the cop is black or mixed race he or she had better start looking at what goes well with a orange overall outfit ...
i click onto some old robin williams stuff brilliant,then david bowie...funny parts...bowie is on a chat show where he is watching the tv with the chat host all the usual good stuff and then bowie cuts across the host and says o theres benny hill and watches it for a few secounds....so bowie likes benny hill ,good...i remember a program i think where benny hill whent to holywood and visited the late charlie chaplins home which had a tour going on ...when the people in charge found out they had benny hill there they granted him access to the parts of the house that the public dont see ...and benny hill was totaly blown away to see in charlie chaplins libary a shelf with his dvd taped shows on ,what a acaluaid charlie chaplin liked your stuff.....
now is there a link yes ther is i absolutley like david bowies music and benny hill was good also and charlie chaplins a genius plus i have a carboard charlie chaplin dancing man toy i got in a house clearance circa 1930s     so in effect there is a link between all four of us almost like a band of brothers ,mmmmmm stop it tom this is how stalkers get started,,,,panick over they are all dead so no problem on the stalking front
still three brilliant stars as opposed to all the neg in the world.
and back in the room  sleep the morphine that blocks out all ackes and wants ....
so in a look back in anger was it worth going to nottingham ,xxxs cost 200  and the only thing that is a posative is the knowledge that you just like a sales man has to have the door slammed in his face 10 or 100 times before he gets a yes the yes makes it worth while but the slammed doors still hurt....
and so back to luton g tuesday they may be a worthwhile overlay with the weather ....there i go forevere the optumist.

i think i shall treat myself to a land rover discovery ...its the car that i could never afford when it was new ... when i get a worthwhile result so like some one that wants to lose weight i shall put a picture on the fridge of the prize  .....

   smile and the whole world smiles with you , apart from the miserable sods that have a inferiority complex and want to find a scape goat for there own failings ...so smile and take the chips


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Post by: engy on December 12, 2017, 01:53:00 PM
Brilliant read


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Post by: RED-DOG on December 12, 2017, 06:11:20 PM
Fanrillo.


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Post by: china mug on December 17, 2017, 12:46:29 PM
TOP LEVEL DECISION
So here i am in pret st albans its 12.37pm sunday 17th [wow see how its starting to sound like big brother ...i shall have to practise typing in a geordie accent] and the decision is being made to post about small event that i fail in not just the sad git dragging his bones to dtd in nottingham fails ,...so its of to day 2 at luton g with probley the smallest stack 49,400 but hey theres a game at 5.00pm to look to.....decisio should i hit the pound shop and take some chokkies in.....dare i not try to bribe the karma fairy ....and of course slip a couple of packe of kit kat to the staff    sigh if only raj new what shes missing ,she was rather keen on the old chococlate fingers ......

asknotwhatyourcasinocandoforyoubutratherwhatyoucandotogetoutthedoorswithmorethanyouwalkedinwith.



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Post by: china mug on December 19, 2017, 11:06:55 AM
GOD IM GOOD,STOP TESTING ME AND SEND THE GOOD STUFF,PRONTO.
So im into the day two at luton and im grinding like a mother ..not in the sex meaning of the word but in the poker vanacular ...come on you bitches form a ordley que to bitch slap tom and take his antes and blinds...26 players back on day two and im the lowest at 49,400 15 players to get some money first being 7.5k......sort of makes up for the lack of free buffetts ....who remembers the free cakes that you used to get in the old club....yes well may you hang your head in shame uncle fester...
and im grinding away first goal not to be the first player out ...ive told big dave we will give him a mexican wave when hes out before me ..he has 200k plus to my 50k- ,also asked his table who was this guy with the sunglasses was he a poker pro player like you see on tv ,...., or a welder...and we play on players drop ...bugger me i might make the money ...johnson baby wipe [the other dave] loses a load of chips and declares that he hopes i dont make the final table as my felt tip cartoon faces and messages are crap ,i agree and tell him if i do he will feature
now dave is one of the better players and for me to refer to him as ..johnson baby wipe ..is not a insult more of a afectionate referance like look tom has noticed you ...you have arrived on the poker scene ...when your tree falls in a deserted forest you most certainley will make a sound...    ......  on the subject of names i recall a lady who came to the club became a friend with edna and whent on to travel around to poker games at sea side locations with edna teaching the locals what its like to have a blue rinse slow play aces into you ...any way i digress this lady was telling us how she was from or had been to germany and sweden and austria etc etc i took a kindley regard of the old girl and said thats alright we will call you danish,and she or rather we took to it like a duck to water after me calling her at the table danish for half a dozen times it was assumed that was her name...and it stuck with her ...choices ..choices.. danish or johnson baby wipe ,god im the shakspear of names .

made the money ,got to final out in 8th for 700 pounds ...nice ...
whent to dtd nottingham for free roll monday 18/12/17 102 runners 11 prices im out in 15 ....enjoyed it imensley but not the bloody journey missty fog on M1 ...free nibles on trays which got a few visits from me ,a couple of the girls that usualey are running about with hot pants and gold flesh colured tights were serving but as a special they had nice outfits on ...made them look realy classy and raised the event from the base instict ...rest of girls attired as usual...
so tonite luton g 4k gt i think ...to candy or not to candy mmmmmm

youdonthavetobeoflowintellectoryourparentsbeingcousinstoeachothertoreadtheseblogsbutafterreadingthemyoumayfeelthatyouare.


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Post by: Longines on December 19, 2017, 01:15:03 PM
Wish i'd known you were at DTD last night, would have liked to have met the cyprus swimming champ.... I turned up for the regular PLO comp not realising it had been replaced by the freeroll for those who had played 5 tournies in the last month.... I've played 4....ho hum.

Anyway, the SNGs were fun.... 8 handed, £20 each, prizepools were drawn out of a hat and were £80, £150 or £400.... Of course my table drew the £80.... so we played for about an hour and coming 2nd netted me a whole £6 profit, woo.... They were very popular though and the atmosphere was excellent, really fun....

Played cash until kicking out time... when they picked a name at random from all the SNG entrants and the awesomely named Walter Walters picked up the £600 left in the kitty....


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Post by: RED-DOG on December 19, 2017, 04:14:22 PM
Nothing propinks like propinquity.


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Post by: mikeymike on December 20, 2017, 06:08:59 PM
Walter Walters  - love that name


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Post by: RED-DOG on December 20, 2017, 06:22:04 PM
Walter Walters  - love that name

No surprise there mikeymike.


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Post by: china mug on December 22, 2017, 12:10:12 PM
PEACE ON EARTH AND GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN , exclusions may apply.
So i got that wrong it was 8k gt at luton g so in i go ,a nice win before xmas will have me waking up with a silly grin in the morning and having that lovely moment when you think why am i happy ...and then you remember o yes i won such and such last night mmmm nice......

And we play the game ....a bit like old sean connery in the film RED OCTOBER when hes telling the crew that yet again we play the game with our old adverseries like our fathers before us and there fathers before them and so on... as i booked in timi let it out that its her last night tonite ...i quickley referenced my brain as to wheather it may be approperate to have a whip around for her with me being loud and may be saying im going to streak or tight rope walk the rail up by the final table if we raise enouth ....but i decided that she was a bit too reserved for that sort of fuss [plus the amount of times i asked her if she wanted a photo of me to send back to her mum for approval and she never took me up on it]  the last whip round we had got me lap dancing and raised 170£ for the leaver ...and thats a lot of kit kats...

Then it struck me the staff on the way in had commented on my birthday being after midnight ....so maybe timi wasnt leaving and its all a pre curser for some lavish mini buffet that the manager of the card room was going to spring on me .....if the staff on the door know of the allineing of planets for sure a well traveled execcative of the tables was up to looking after his regulars.....
and we play on ...i will say that the poker game has given me more of a insight to other cultures and helped me to see all persons as humans and not ..o them and us , so i can see romainians who can be a good goup of lads all grinding away to attain the same as me ...not the stero type you see on the tv programs with all the neg and blame...asians that can have manners far ahead of mine ,would i have mixed with them but for poker ..probley not ...do i respect them more for what i see in there ability ,you bet ....chinese and simalar good players mostley with a sprinkling of nut jobs....
so in effect when they did the famous COKE add in the 1960s with a load of yanks on a plateu all singing about ...id like to teach the world to sing ....they were referring to the luton poker room .......
o i forgot to say a poker buddy treated me to a very nice meal in the restraunt before the game ....nice ....whent into the game and sat down beside lali who said ...who put you in ...which i thought was a bit rude as if i cant pay my own way into the game ....then i realised he ment he thought i had just arrived 30 mins after the game and my chips were in play to get the early bird  .... in the restraunt lali i told him ...o he said ....
and we play on jim the manager will probley bring the cake with candle out in the break i figure....got a nice load of chips ...its gone the break and pass midnight ..still no party popers.....and im out .....
not even close to money .....i walk out and in the bar theres timi and jim plus one of the players that may or may not have dvds for sale having a drink at the bar i swerve over to say bye to timi as clearley they have positioned themselves to suprise me on the way out with a cake with sparklers being lite up in the side when jim gives the signal ....who knows maybe a free voucher from luton g for the boxing day special 18k gt or a slap up meal in the restraunt for two ....maybe both....i wish timi well with her next position she goes to and say nite to all ....god there good   talk about poker faces they carry on as if they are genunely just having a drink at the bar with a popular team member that is leaving ......i get it they probley are waiting for me to be in the lobby where the top manager can suprise me with one of them big bang things of deal or no deal that has loads of shiny paper floating down ,not wishing to ruin all the planning i go along out into the lobby ...nite to the girls ...out into the car park .....bloody hell they are leaving it to the very last minute.....
into car driving out ...o well play flick thru the radio chanells tom ,maybe you will find bowie or amey ......
into luton g thurs got to 10th place for 124 plus last longest.....when leaving had 10 pound at roulete with 5 on 7..11  and 5 on 28...29 split 29 came in smacked it for the repeat with 50 on 29 plus splits the dealer is entering into the spirit of it ...but no not this time ....that makes about 13 times i hane had the 50 on bet with splits ...its the bet after that i want to see as it will be 1000 laid out for a repeat mmmmm one day
o well i have my ticket for the 18,000 gt one day event courtesey of last longest .....one day .......one day....

have a good xmas all what ever that may entail remember its better to give than to take , and should we have some snow and you are walking pass a snow man and you happen to look at him and see he has pound coins as eyes and teath then you will know there is a god full of trust and benevalance with faith in mankind , that or your passing a house where cousins married each other.

theproductioncompanyoftomandassociateswouldlikeyoutoknowthatnoanimalswherehurtinthemakingofthisproduction.....



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Post by: RED-DOG on December 22, 2017, 02:48:54 PM
Merry Christmas to you and yours Thomas.


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Post by: china mug on December 25, 2017, 04:45:16 PM
NOT THE QUEENS CHRISTMAS MESSAGE TO THE NATION
......................................................................................

Please do not assume that this is the queens message to the nation ,yes i can understand how its confusing that on the same day two addresses to the nation appear both with heart felt meaning and up lifting content but this is not she , plus i dont want any new year gongs or knighthoods to be reconsidered in a adverse way....so that said on with the good shit.

played at luton g on the 23rd no great anything , the parking for when the main park is full  has been re located to matlans with a ferry car lift to the club ..not ideal..so im in and playing some of the lady players are getting louder as if people want to hear there deep well thought out reasoning on how to play variouse hands and on any other life topics that come to mind ...they mostley seem to be divorced...no poker read skills needed to see that one, i do my usual all the dealers hate me when the cards go against me and what a dealer when it gose for me ,i also tell a few interesting life stories until one of the other players accusess me of being too monotone ...i take it to mean boreing ..so i reign it in a bit .......it would seem that the ideal table talk should not include any one talking about life and death events they have seen or been in ,famous persons and stories , good luck stories and any thing that would make you go wow...or jokes....     ................ .............so just bad beat mate , and seat table 9 is acceptable ........the answer is ...........   .............. and the horse you road in on.
i some times look at a card room like its a black and white film waiting to discover talkies and colour all bland and no life ....well its your lucky day i am the MG AND PARAMOUNT AND PANAVISION  and i am going to lift you out of your rut ...it may not be easy it may take some time but little by little the card rooms can come to life and stop being like librarys where every one is just waiting to go ssshhhhhhhh

that said the next worthwhile jobby is the 26th at luton g 18k gt which a straw poll at the felt gave the opinion that all the great and good will be gagging to get away from there kids and wives so i think i shall pop along ,got my first entry in the last longest...eventualy...and make it to the final table it cant be that hard to pass all the usual suspects ...chomp say few words...dave the welder...lucky allan...will talks alot...dave baby wipe...billy the kid...danish....
there may be some thing at dtd to look to also ,so onwards and eventualy upwards i tread because half way up the stairs is the stair where i sit.
this coming year i make some serious money at poker re think the man hours expanded and maybe do some thing else like full time blogging or become a paid comedian.
reachforthestarsthatwaypeoplewillknowyouhavntgotyourhandsonyourcock.


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Post by: china mug on December 27, 2017, 09:15:45 PM
HEAD BANGING AT LUTON G POKER EVENTS , WHY DO IT , POSSIBLY BECAUSE ITS SO NICE WHEN YOU STOP.
SO IM ALONG TO THE LUTON G POKER GAME 18K GT AND WERE OUT AND RUNNING GOT MY ENTRY FROM A LAST PERSON STANDING WIN SO IM IN A SUPERIOR THAN THOU MIND SET TO START WITH ......MEDICO CARDS AND MEDIOCRE PLAY FROM ME EQUALS MY CHIPS IMPERSONATING A ICE CREAM ON A HOT PAVEMENT .....DOWN DOWN AND OUT.... OK RE BUY WITH LPS MEANS 145 OUT OF POCKET BUT HEY LOOK AT THE PRICE MONEY 20K AND CLIMBING ...DOUBLE BONUS THEY HAVE LAID ON A BUFFET PLANNED FOR THE BREAK.....AND IM OUT AGAIN ......THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING  WHAT ABOUT ALL MY LETS EARN SOME DECENT POKER MONEY MENTAL PLEDGES .....SHOULD I BUY IN AGAIN OR NOT ,I GO INTO THE BUFFET WONDERING IF ITS POSSIBLE TO EAT 2 X £145 worth of food ...
foods nice and the staff are all smiles even when for devilment i try to not give my buffet ticket to the girl on ticket duty ....one buffet and three sweets later im of to re enter game ...the shame im starting with 20k onto tables where they have 60k  and more ..ok so some players have less ...but when you venture out into the durasic park of poker its the ruddy great trranasoares rexs you notice not the fluffy little bunny rabbits
and the price money is ..if i remember right £26520 ......a good few bods i know are there dave the welder who a whisper i heard is said to have had 7 trys at this event...gavin as per his game plan of late turned up with about 30 mins of rebuy time left ....i forgot to say in the break some old gir a blonde dragonessl came up to me and started gobbing of about something she thought i would have a opinion the same as hers on , i said nowt and waved my hand in a i see what you mean sort of motion , she looked perplexed and re stated her case i motioned again and threw in a shrug as well , you dont say much do you john she said ....thats because im not john i said and i have no idea what youre talking about ....o she said ...and wondered off
and we are playing poker 23 for the money and i have something to prove to my self sod any one else i have to make the money to prove to my self that im not a mug punter , i am a player who can go far if fate and god and the dealers that all hate me could just stop sticking there legs out to trip me up .....what is it with these things do they not think i have a hard enouth life already , fatter older greyer and with a head of hair that has a mind of its own i dont need anti karma ....and we play on .....
50 players left ....and on we play....23 for the money ...cards come and go as do players ...30 left and as per usual im low on chips , we get to the bubble and the decision cards are issued ...no deal on the table behind me ....and the bubble gose and im in the money , now here is where it gets interesting there are 5 last longests left but only 3 prices being 225...225...and 150...from where im sitting i can see this women who has a lps ....shes one of these im entitled because im cute and wealthy and there fore anything i do or say has value  , who has less chips than me i have say 100k and she has 70k  so with 5k 10k blinds neither of us can hold out for long ......now im getting up and checking chip stacks with casual walk bys and she is scanning in my direction all the time ....news break one of the lps with loads of chips couldnt keep his shirt over it and hes out so now its either me or her for no lps prize.....interestingley enouth im not getting any cards so passing for the other half of my big blind is not a problem as my big blind has loads of chips and will raise every time .....result miss entilted is out  and i get 150 lps minimum ....i look down aq suited mr 1.5 million chips on my right makes it 30k to play i go all in for my 100k pass to mr big chips he looks awkward and i know why...its nowt to do with wheather he calls me or not its the awkwardness of realising that everyone will see the bollocks he has bein raising with ...he calls and shows 10 5 off suit flop 10 jack queen ....   ........    .........     ........   and then im out
all told with silly amount of rebuys and winning lps only 75 profit on the night divded by say 12 hours makes 6 pound a hour not good but a lot better than a loss and i did have a chance of the 7.5k first prize....

and on to the next game 20k gt day ones at luton g wed,thurs,fri,sat, with final sunday........here we go get in line again tom and start banging your head on the wall....
LETS FINISH ON SOMETHING UPLIFTING  i was talking to a couple of players and the subject of the photos i have tacken over the years came up and one of them said its good that you took them as so many people have gone now and we can see what we looked like years ago and its good that some one bothered to keep a record of it all ......so its a bit like asking me if i know any jokes ....note i said jokes not funny jokes....i shall bring the cameras and take one last last photo shoot plus bring in some of the old frames for viewing probly thurs 28th   and sunday when im there for the final anyway ...hope..

A GOOD POKER PLAYER KNOWS HES GOOD AND FEELS NO NEED TO PROVE IT OTHER THAN AT THE TABLE 
A BAD POKER PLAYER THINKS SHES GOOD AND TELLS ALL OTHERS THERE FAILINGS





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Post by: RED-DOG on December 27, 2017, 09:52:19 PM
Fabulous!

Good luck in the next one.

PS- No need to reply.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 31, 2017, 01:59:45 PM
PRET POKER AND THE POSSIBILITY OF ACTUALY WINNING
So im in pret coffee shop in st albans surrounded by all sorts of locals and i feel like its time to blog ....bit silly having the lap top with me if i wasnt going to blog,come on its not like its a dog to be tacken for walks and stuff...so last night i whent to luton g [no buffet [   [no suprise there] just saying uncle fester..and the final two tables of the xmas cracker are in full swing ...the most favirate local left in is ...baby wipe ...the blinds are getting so big that soon the average stack is going to be 10 to 15 big blinds then you will hear a gnashing of teath ...i go over and offer baby wipe a 5% saver in my comp for 5% in his he chuckles and i think says he will think about it.....interesting thing about dave is he can always see me coming and knows im going to interject with a little whit that i may think is humerous but others may find distanced from there interlectual level yet every time he makes out hes just suprised that im there as if startled by my apperance and utterances , and yet on the table he misses nowt wheather said or implyied by body language i can only assume if he was in a shoal of herrings on a david attenbourgh wild life film he will never be the one on the outter fringes getting picked of by el flipper ....
so on with my little game i arrived late by choice and im sitting by jonny mac i am in time for the last hand before the break and no more buy ins johhy has just lost a chunk of chips so i know hes in super shove mode .....he shoves for 7200 i go all in for 14975  a blue rinse in seat ten with a mountain of chips wants to call but dihters and dothers  and with a few well placed words from me of save your chips love and you will see my cards any way ...i get told multi way pot by several players and the dealer ...stuff that i think im trying to save my ace two off ...blue rinse passes and says she cant belive she has passed ace king ...i smile inside ...me and jonny are on our backs he has something like king jack to my ace two ......
allways was a lucky fish that jonny if ha was a samon swimming up stream to the swarming grounds he would leep up the rapids when the brown bears are having a kit kat break...
and im down to 7k odd and the buyins are over ....and we play on ....why o why am i always the poor chip relative ....15 for the money ...two tables and im still there ....i shoev my last 40k with ace eight button calls for his 48k  calls with king nine ....................genius......................sheer genius...................hes played for loads of hours to get it in with k9 off.......................im out
i go to watch the final table of the xmas cracker dave..baby wipe is all in for his small stack and called by two big stacks .....hes out ....the last three players launch into a well shall me chop it up debate ...come on guys let him exit the table before you start that conversation....i tell baby wipe well done he sort of grunts and nods almost without making a sound or moving his head ,but i can tell hes touched by my kindness.

well can it get any better.....yes it can ......dan one of the staff catches me and gives me a 105£ last longest ticket as i was secound .as they have gone electronic on the lps i had totally forgotten all about it where had we had a chip in front of us i would have been doing walk bys and all sorts .....
one happy bunny now to the pound shop for some mucho cheepo for the new year game on the 1st   18,000 gt but it will be more.....


IFATREEFALLSINAFORESTANDTHEREISNOONETHEREDOUSEITMAKEASOUNDANDMOREIMPORTANTLEYWHATHAPPENSTOTHENESTOFSQUIRELLSTHATLIVEDINTHETHIRDCROOKFROMTHETOP


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Post by: RED-DOG on December 31, 2017, 02:08:56 PM
I enjoy your trip reports, I just wish you would acknowledge people's comments.


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Post by: china mug on January 01, 2018, 12:48:48 PM
HELLO RED DOG
I happen to be looking for a fan club and can you think of any one i should consider ,it will certainly  be a very exclusive membership with about one or two members plus about at my last estimation 70 to a 100 blog readers that look at my utterances and wonder and wonder at my literacy,mental capacity or lack of,sexual diversity,and why my name is not the nearly man.Now this fan club will have to have a chair person........................... you could be on the short list for this position red dog ,come to think about it you would be the only one on the list.
all the best for the new year red dog and all on blonde poker

NEW YEAR NEW GAME PLAN..........AKA  SAME SHIT DIFFERENT NAMES
So im of to luton g for the 18k gt im expecting a lot of faces all the usual suspects [brilliant film of that name ] i have the tooty bagg of cheap chokies and sweeties for the rabble and great unwashed plus of cource the sophistacats like my self .......i will slip the staffs strip of kit kats discretley into there desk podium ...bring back raj , she likes kit kats,and if she could bring dina with her all the better.....interestingley its the waitresses that have a werthers original or eclare that flash me a thank you as oposed to the regulars ...you know who you are...who straff it like there at a free buffet and theres only 10 sweets brought out  ....
so a new year and its the same old same old
NO SPECIAL OFFER JANUARY SALE
NO GET DOWN THE GYM
NO SHAFT OF LIGHT FROM ABOVE
NO LIFTING OF A VEIL FROM THE EYES AND WE CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW

YES TO IM GOING TO WIN AND RE INVEST THE PROCEEDS INTO POKER INCLUDING THE DEALERS CHOICE WHICH NEEDS A FOX THROWN INTO THERE COMPLACENT HEN HOUSE AND OF COURCE DTD
ITS COMING WATCH THE SKYS WATCH THE SKYS.
O BUGGER ITS 12.46 GOT TO DASH TO LUTON

GOOD LUCK ALL MY LITTLE WANABEES JUST THINK WHEN I MAKE IT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY LITTLE FIGURENES OF ME AT PETROL STATIONS .......NICEEEEEE.


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Post by: booder on January 01, 2018, 02:17:12 PM
Happy New Year Mr Mug


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 02, 2018, 02:24:23 PM
IN FOR THE WIN
So im out in 24 place twiddle dee tweedle dum cash at 20 place,rather cuts down the gloat value here me thinketh, well i did my part i took the cheep chockies as predicted one of the waitresses flashed me a thank you whielst the regs munched on [to be fair id probley do the same when they bring in treats]   [when do they bring in treats] 
a amusing chat going on across the table involved a guy from down the coast southend or southsea or portsmouth im not sure which sea side resort but its one with sand and a g casino ...any way he was saying that he and his mates choses to travel 127 miles to get to luton for the game as there local club which holds 60 players had changed the games to i think 30 seats max and instead of a nice game with a worthwhile 1000s of price money it was miserable so he and other locals spoke to the management to reverse there new schudule the answer was ...were doing it to get more customers with a half price restraurant deal with drinks....he pointed out that they had poker players paying full price and spending money on registration plus house games in the breaks who are only there for the poker and if they cant get it there they will go else where and then when they leave the other poker players will dwindle as the prize pools will be piss poor.......the management put forward several other reasons for there plan being the right one finishing with ....were not going to be told what to do by you poker players......hence 127 mile journey
So what was the high light of the night .......my hair didnt look too much of a mess
the next worth while astroid heading for planet tom is sunday at dtd 50k gt for 110£ x two if i have too .......its good to have a plan

hi booder im not sure who you are probably a quiet intterlectual type like the rest that are drawn to my gibberings
maddnessinfullbloomisbetterthannobloom



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Post by: china mug on January 05, 2018, 10:40:54 AM
WHOS GOING TO DTD THIS SUNDAY

Got to be done , weather,wallet,wakeup,providing.

GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN
THATBOYISDESTINEDTOGOFARTROUBLEISHEKEEPSFINDINGHISWAYBACK


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Post by: china mug on January 15, 2018, 11:25:25 AM
HUP HUP HIT THE GROUND RUNNING...NOT

so i didnt make dtd too bloody wasted with this cheasty cold ,so stayed local ala luton g got bitch slapped there instead,had a go at the 15k gt sunday 17 for the money out in 19th.......no buffet i think the budget for buffett must be going on bonuses for card room staff ,129 runners paying £15 each sounds like  circa £1900 plus what they spill at house games ........and not a mums go to iceland turkey twissler in sight ...for shame luton g for shame...its a lot easier to keep customers when they are in and enjoying your facilitys rather than triying to lure them in from the compatition later .. as if proof was needed

so the plan to capture the poker riches is not going to plan , could say its a bit arse about face at the moment,if i was robin hood i would be giving money to the sherrif of nottingham and cliches like it can only get better dont realy cover it.....sigh flounce dummy spitting win...
loserscanmakethereownarrangements



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Post by: china mug on February 21, 2018, 08:08:21 AM
BUTTOCK CLENCHING AND GUT TWISTING IN NOTTINGHAM

So do you ever get a idea or a itch which wont leave you alone until you scratch it , yes , really well me too and the idea was to go to dtd in nottingham and try to win a ticket into the £1000,000 gt game so for a couple of weeks as i have been doing work and life that has been my look forward to treat to my self ,now to be able to slip away for a few days ment i had to do more work in the run up to the date so things could tick over while im muching about in dtd.
So i booked the b and b you know the one thats cheap HYLANDS in beaston ,hoping i dont get room 35 which is even by my low standards only suitable for a sketch from rising damp, and its tuesday 20/2/18 and im off car packed reduced sandwiches and a pack of french fancies that were reduced to 30p from tescos the night before in my boot i decided to get the stella at the co op down the road from the b and b ......aaahhhh how many of you have trodden this well worn path maybe players who have now risen to lofty heights that its now travel lodges and £65  a room establishments maybe even the odd professional blonde blogger have all been stuck on this o so familar fly paper....
So im driving thru harpenden and on to tha M1 as per usual i see things and whimsicaly play them as a good omen or a bad one the weather is okay a bit wet but okay and the traffick is not too crowded happy thoughts as i flip thru the 4 or 5 radio channells looking for some sounds unfortnatley the disc player in my car has given up the ghost when it swallowed a disc and would not let it out again or play it until i had to shove another disc into it to coerse the old one out and now like a girl friend from when your young that you promised you wouldnt but did the disc player wount let any disca in to play...
and on to the first maybe omen the sign on the M1 says 7 miles to milton keynes and a concrete bridge looms up over the motorway onto which just on the left hand side in vibrant red and white or silver paint some one has reached out as far as they dare and in 4 foot letters spray painted there tagg graffetti which says....JOSON...     now what the hell is that , it looks like a sort of short hand where the artist cant get further out without risk of death and so has abriveated the words ....so a bit like deciphering the hyo glifficks on the pyramids we are sopossed to work out and understand the words and maening....maybe its a shortened version of johnson and old baby whipe has stopped on his way to dtd to leave his mark ......on a note i suppose im doing the same here leaving my little spray of words for future discovery and wonderment........just suppose that in a heck of a long time this planet and solar system is no more and other species that have crawled out of there prime evel sludge learnt to walk up right and jogged on for a few million years evole the tecknolegy to read left over email transmissions and blogs from computers of old planet earth ........it makes you kind of humble to think that transcripts of these deciphered words may be copied and placed on scrolls displayed in prestigious musiems for there in habitants to wonder at...hopefully they wont make too many mistakes in there translaleting as i wouldent want them to loose the interlectual content and reduce it to a andy wharhol type written can of campbells soup.
so im off down stairs for break fast at the band b

readingthiscanseriouslydamageyourbaldingpatchasitmaycauseyoutoscrathyourheadandwonderwhatthefuck.
tbc


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Post by: china mug on February 21, 2018, 11:32:58 AM
So thats breakfast done , quiet nice food and good selection realy the old girl that served me looks a little more bent over and frail but hey i will probly start to look old in another 20 to 30 years ,still left her 2 pound tip spread the love and bribe the karma genies i say.
and back to the journey up here ,pass bridge with graffetti and the next omen is a black land rover i see with a personalised plate that is   l100 dtd  clearley a punter going where im headed ,clean your back window mate its filthy ,and on we go i allways start to tell how close i am to nottingham  (yes i can read the road signs that tell you how many miles)  by how you start to see a number of the big wind turbines sticking up in fields they look like the little wind mills you used to buy at the sea side to put in the sand castles you built only not as brightly coloured and a lot larger and heaveyer so not suitable for kiddies sand castles at sherringham  im fairley sure these wind turbines are advancing down the M1 like triffods or mushrooms that spring up over night ....another 30 years they will be at milton keynes maybe.

And i arrive all safe and sound at nottingham book into b and b into co op ten tins stella plus bag doritos tangy cheese crisps ,class act here , and im off to dtd booked into satalite 110 pounds , a few luton rug rats are splattered about  phil,teddy,danny,bobby,vicram, we merge into the inner bowls of the dtd with the waitress girls with there gold flesh coloured tights and white plimsols with white thick sports socks ....god stop it tom you are turning into a foot fetish perv , fairley sure the foot wear is modeled on a series of old american porn films which featured a girl on roller skates that all ways bumped into people at motels while on her roller skates and then ended up on the bed with them cant remember the name of the films but i think they were out about the time the british film  jolly hockey sticks was about so that is before linda love lace..

anyway better get on with the poker blog  dont want to lose the audiance in malta ...and we are playing poker  ...people play tight and play loose 12 levels of buying in players reload at the table and on i grind     truly i am card dry    players bust out from my table and still i hang in there the first break comes and i have 38k of my 50k starting stack   should i reload or i will loose the reload button     i decide to save the 100 pounds to invest latter and on we play level 12 break comes and i have about 100k so now if you are out you are out .......about 470 entries 50 get paid with a ticket to the 1000,000 gt game and im still card dry    players are doing poker cartwheels and back flips as they push there mates out of the game with play that no sane player would be able to give a rational exscuse for and still i hang in there  200 players left    then  100   and still im the poor relative so what if chummy har 600 k and he spent 310 to get it now hes gone   im still stuck on sod all chips    i now have a head ache    80 players   then 60 left then it happens a bit like the slaughter house where they have a black sheep that leads all the other sheep to there doom amoungst the revolving knives and chains and hooks it comes to the end where the black sheep gets put in with the rest....   i have 140k blinds 25k k10k  25k      imin seat two away from the next blind which will take 60k of me so i will have to play or be left with 80k    and i look down at queen ten off    all in  istate   other players take there time to pass as we are all interested in running the clock down and letting players on other tables get unlucky.......the button is using his time bank he has about 380k and will probley get a ticket anyway so douse not need to play this hand .......the player on the big blind has 600k and is by his own admission drunk and having a jolly time ,he has done some weird re raises putting other players at risk of putting all there chips in so they being so close to the prize have had to pass.......mr drunk goese to pass out of turn ...not you yet sir says the dealer there are two before you act......my heart sinks ......button pushes all in for his 380k now fairley sure mr drunk is passing.....i almost swear at mr drunk   ,   button turns over kings , of cource hes calling me the table chirp , no bloody of cource about it if he thought mr drunk on the big blind might shove on him he may have done a hero fold   .......flop one pair for me then nothing......then last card.......another nothing im out 56 place......
i mildly amused at how pissed of i am at being so close.......
i go into the 7pm game bust out  as im walking down to the cashiers teddy is busted out as well he tells me that he had ace king and a player called his all in with ace six now hes owt ...why did he do that i ask...i dont know he says the guy just likes to gamble....i start to tell him about my exit with mr drunk  hes not realy listning to me as was i to him just two losers looking to find a quiet corner to lick our wounds.....

and back to the b and b stella where are you tesco sandwich whole box of french fancies and cheesy doritos ...like a scene from the vicar of dibble where dawn french pigs out on mars and milky ways etc   mmmmmmmm   comfort food    one pissed of dude seeking morphis.

and up shit shower and shave breakfast and you know as much as me its 11.11 am 21/2/18 and im of up to the shops in beestomn for my walk about probly buy somthing in the charity shops to bribe the karma genie  and then into dtd for 2.00pm   strangley i feel good i will give it my best shot and thats all i can do .....in a way im playing my £1000,000 gt event now its just that ive got a extra day one to get thru.....
if i dont win a ticket i think i will put 35 pounds on a number at roulete and use the winnings to enter the big game probley get a discount from a luton reg with more than one entry ticket....

yes thats a plan

SO WHO KNOWS ANY JOKES NO ONE , OKAY I KNOW ONE
A GUY RUSHES INTO THE DRAGONS DEN IVE INVENTED THE BEST MOUSE TRAP IN THE WORLD HE SAYS, RIGHT THEY SAY LETS SEE IT HE SHOWS THEM A SHOE BOX WITH A HOLE CUT OUT OF ONE END ,HOW DOUSE IT WORK THEY ASK SO HE LIFTS THE LID OF TO SHOW THAT AT ONE END OF THE SHOE BOX THERE IS A PIECE OF CHEESE BEHIND A LITTLE CARDBOARD WALL ,ILL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS SAYS THE GUY ,HE LETS A MOUSE LOOSE IT SMELLS THE CHEESE RUSHES INTO THE SHOE BOX APPROACHES THE CARDBOARD WALL LEANS HIS HEAD OVER AND GRABS THE CHEESE THEN LEGS IT AWAY WITH THE CHEESE.....THATS NOT VERY GOOD SAY THE DRAGONS ......O THATS NOT THE TRAP SAYS THE GUY THIS IS , HE GETS A RAZOR BLADE FROM HIS POCKET AND SELOTAPES IT TO THE CARD BOARD WALL THEN TAKES A SMEAR OF CHEESE AND RUBS IT ON THE WALL THEN HE RELEASES THE MOUSE AGAIN...THE MOUSE SMELLS THE CHEESE RUSHES INTO THE SHOE BOX PUTS HIS HEAD  ON TOP OF THE WALL THEN LOOKS FURIOUSLEY FROM RIGHT TO LEFT LOOKING FOR THE CHEESE..

nowbehonesthasreadingthejokemadeyouhungrey

tbc
       


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: bookiebasher on February 21, 2018, 12:17:05 PM
Have to speed read it but your musings did brighten up my day !

I too remember Jolly Hockey Sticks , my dad had got one of the very first VHS ferguson recorders
with the buttons you had to simultaneously push down and a lad had got hold of a copy of JHS , so
around 10 of us all sat watching with cushions on our laps   ;D

All the best for today !


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 22, 2018, 08:49:40 AM
LAST GASP SALOON ...HERE I COME
got up day two of the what tom did next adventure and whent walk about thru beeston shops area in and out of the charity shops coud not find a thing to buy in fact in one of them that sells retro stuff they have a back area with older 1970s stuff im fairley sure that the member of staff that suddenly found a interest in tidying a dress display was actualey watching me to make sure i did not nick any thing , thats what wearing a heavy leather jacket with loads of pockets douse for you and a benny hat.
So its down to the wire , played the two satalites with 50 seats guaranteed got to 62 place in one of them ...still only 50 seat prices..again a splattering of luton regs   phil, chris,gary,will that talks a lot as i leave he says high and i tell him that i have had no luck and am all pokered out and my only get out will be to wait and mug him for a ticket when he leaves...he says good luck with that one or simalar   i then say give me a number for roulete and ill let him of and whack 35 quid on it on the way out and that will be my buy in to the big one...he says number 22.....i duly do as i said.....the little shit gave me the wrong number   how the hell can 22 sound like 4   probley he was shitting him self at the thought of haveing to meet me in the big game        .and back to the b and b its about 9.00pm  should i go up the road to lick wounds in pub and look at students out with friends and have them think whos the perv in the heavy leather jacket hey girls move your hand bags closer to your sides and then get some hot slop alla indin or kebab no none of that its into the co op and salsa doretos and a pack of choclate digestives...mc vitees of cource quality act here just because you feel like you have been thru a industrial clothes dryer with mike tyson you dont have to let your standards slip....
into b and b and solace ...the room as i have sod all to say about the poker lets look at the room...the double bed is realy comfy and the sheets feel clean and crisp  lying on the bed you look towards the large old style box sash window which is encased in 80 years of paint and re paint running from the centre of the window on the ceiling is a surface electric cable going to a light fitting that hangs down 16 inches to its lamp shade which looks like a circle of cardboard 10 inches wide probley very sheek in the 60s the cable on the ceiling for some weird reason reminds me of the old mission impossible films the original ones in black and white and in the exciting introduction part that was played each eposode along with the little tape recorder that would self destruct in 30 secounds there was a line of gun powder burning away as it lead to the bomb then kapooow  thats what the cable on the ceiling looks like the line of gun powder.....below the window there is a metal heating radiator which is cast iron and pressed into a pattern of little oblongs like some one has stuck a load of chocklate bars together then painted them white    it would look well in place in a convent    looking around i see two table lamps which match the ceiling lamp apart from there colour they are grey and the ceiling lamp is beige the tv is the size of a small tray you would get 8 cups of latte on and thats it   the door has a self closer ala school class rooms carpet cord with green vaugley scotch flower patternand the wall of cource feature the ever popular ant and dec combo of wood chip and magnolia paint .....but hey its my room and dont you go looking down at it ...its number 32 at the b and b  in case you find your self this way....
so im for break fast and the its dtd last satalite 12.00pm midday 15 min clock i guess it will be a mix of a turkey shoot and a smash and grab at the school sweet shop but hey there is 25 seats to be had ....and like the little brat in the willy wonka film one of those golden tickets might...just might mind you have my name on it.....

so signing of for now pokers best kept secret

tbc
two lines if i dont get a ticket
fifty two lines if i do get a ticket
................................................


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: booder on February 22, 2018, 09:39:13 AM
Good luck.


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Post by: Longines on February 22, 2018, 12:32:27 PM
Take it down Mr Sofa, always enjoy your prose.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on March 02, 2018, 10:40:01 AM
MAYBE I CAN FIND SOMEWHERE CLOSER TO HOME TO GET BITCH SLAPPED INSTEAD OF DRAGGING MY SAD BONES TO NOTTINGHAM AND DTD
there you go thats your two line, although im sure there are bennifits to the caricture building element of it all but hey when is it my turn whinge whine spit out dummy unfair tantrum and then flounce out alla chompyess
.........................................................................

So as hal said will i dream , im sitting in a coffee bar on the bridge in st albans not actualey on the bridge as that would be structualy un sound and a bit silly its a building just down from the rail way bridge...thought i would just clarify that...made the final at luton g then ran my ak into aq suited ....all the dealers hate me there so i did not have to wait long for the flush to come and the other player a kid to splurt ...o i thought you were at it trying to nick my 20k raise   imm sorry....samr kid made 4 re entrees he had told the table...suprised not.....
aahhh the joys of the lonley drive home with only a 50 pound gain on the night icy roads windscreen smerched with gritting salt grey sweet thought put on the radio....disc player still not working...ho hum hot water bottle and bed no porn tonite cant be bothered to raise a smile let alone any thing else.....
so what to do go to luton g ...remind uncle fester what a joy it was to enjoy a free bar meal with the voucher he gave me a few weeks ago .....been going there since 1987 circa i make that 31 years divided by say 20 free vouchers makes it one every 18 months .....better odds at roulete i think .....but hey maybe its the new hit diet regime wait till your club gives you a free bee and just watch the weight fall off.

Still going to take in a shed load of poun shop sweeties and watch the nibblers ...i bet its the hard working waitresses that say thanks...
and on we go where to whos to know
upwards we hope to glory and and gold
thats the intent but we shall see what fate waits to be hold

wow a supreme joke master and poet lauret as well,what kind of god has walked amounghst you...
see you at luton g tonite felt tip pens at the ready

imaybefatoldandabitofatwitunpopularandatrulyterriblejoketellerwithfewsocialgracesorwinningwaysbutheyatleastimnotloggingontosomepokerblogdiarytoreadthissortofdrivelimjustwriteingit.

I MAY NOT FLY DOWN TO REIO HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE BUT THEN AGAIN I JUST MIGHT,HAVE TO FLAP MY ARMS DAM FAST THOUGH.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: 4KSuited on March 16, 2018, 06:42:27 PM
Great little blog, Tom

I've LOL'ed (as Red would say) loadsa times.

Never realised you spent so much time exploring dodgy bandb's, charity shops and karaoke bars - oh, and nearly getting it al DTD

Shame you decided to cut off that magnificent mane you spent so much time cultivating. I thought it suited you, in a manly kind of way. Ahem.

Finally, thanks for solving the mystery of where all those pound land/Iceland sweets came from. I've managed to get one or two before the greedy vultures got to them.

Thank you and carry on.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on April 18, 2018, 01:51:09 PM
SO having been urged to not blog or tell jokes for some considerable time from all my poker friends and aquantesess i have decided to do the right thing and listen to the good advice so from this day forward it shall be noted that the public voted and who am i to not listen to my adoring pubic.....from now on i shall include singing at the poker table at luton g , who knows unckle fester might splash a few free bar meal vouchers just on the basis that if im eating i cant sing or tell jokes [trades disclaimer all jokes dont have to be funny ,some can be funny only if you are coming out of a procedure in the dentist chair]....
but hey ho its car mot time and im blogging to paass thre time as i wait for the fail list ...still want to get a landrover discovery ,o what a pinicle of sucess that would be , to me any way....i was at luton g last night and there was a posh car a bentley i think with a number plate that will that talks a lot has got him self ...it was parked in a well lit spot within sight of the security guys....when i get my 1999 landrover with 6 months mot i supose i will have to do the same.......come to think of it i dont recall will that talks a lot bringing in any sweets for the great unwashed....probley no chance now as the glove compartment on his posh car will be too small ...
so bubbled last night matey in seat 9 shoved for say 55k i looked down at aces he had kings i have 12k left coeth the king .......next hand im out ....pick up pictures i had left for all the regs to see of all the poker players going back ten to fiftean years and head for the door ...one of the cash players ..tracy..asks to see the photos so im balansing them on my knee as she glances at them while still playing a hand of hi low omaha ...i looked and felt a bit like a chugger trying to interest a punter in gym membership as she spent 10 secounds looking at photos then 90 secounds in the game and 10 looking at the photos ,one of the other players at the other end of the table says he would like to have a look so of i go to his end ...how come im not in them he says....i think to my self maybe because everytime i had tacken photos of regs the cash players would assume a attatude of no publicity / i dont want my photo tacken apart fron lali and chandera who are allways up for it....there could be a whole range of cash players history for in picture form by know ....but no im a cash player i dont want my picture tacken rulae..

and on we go ..whent to milton keynes a few weeks ago 1,000,000 dollar gt ...no chance you know it aint happing when the high light is a bunch of chavs as you leave....so im out of the mk game and got my leather jacket on that makes me look like a eastern european hand car wash practitioner,as i walk out there is a roulete table just by the doors so i stop and ask if i can putA POUND DOWN AS IN IS IT A POUND TABLE the dealer seems to think im a new bee as he changes my pound for a bright yellow chip on number 32 ...the plan is to win number 32 then put it all on 26...at the end of the table there are 3/4 guys that would not look out of place offering me a dollar for my mothers necklace one of whom has a gold tooth ...as i have put my pound they do the splits and on it also clearley not wanting to miss out on the great insight i clearly have the chavs are placing one or two small bets......you know it perching in it goes number 32   gold tooth and chums are now beeming at me and we are all a band of brothers ,the dealer says to pay me out do i want cash as in 5 pound chips etc no colour i say so he gives me them ,he spins i put the hole stack of 36 chips on 26 gold tooth and bros dont follow,i walk around the chavs to see the ball as i get by the top of the wheel one of the chavs says to his mate...what idiot has put all those chips on one number ,thats stupid...his mate who has seen me walk around dousnt replay to his mate but is flashing him eye signals to say hes standing right in between us this fool with all the chips on 26......the ball falls totaly the wrong side of the wheel then skips slowly around to number 26   falls in ...the whole table goes aaahhhh the dealer is frozen in a one secound time warp where all is frozen looking at the ball in number 26 then with its dying momentium ...probley because some sodding humming bird in brazil flaped its wings too fast...it trickled into the next number the chavs the bros all go oooowwww   i say sod it i lost a pound and walk out ...no dout with looks of envy or admiration from the throng who will spend 4 hours doing what they do and not come close to what i nearly pulled off ....who was that guy ,   thats the lone ranger.

talking about pulling it of the pic on last nights final at luton g is worth a look ,  ahem spelling mistake of cource
best put this on now and check on car ....may be back soon ...not a threat...bysee bysee.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on April 20, 2018, 12:33:21 PM
whent to the vic last night ...sodding trafick by the hilton hotel took 40 mins to get from mada vale to the vic////knock a few of those unneccessary buildings down and make the road larger...tell boiris or khan...any way into the vic a sprinkling of luton regs including teddy that had mentioned the deep stack at the vic that prompted me to go there ...on a table with arnold white haired real genius/mad/visionery/likeable guy/pain in ass/ all rolled into one  he had more ways of dispatching players than a sadistic repulican in 1800 paris many a player that had his balls in a vice with there ace king against his king jack were seen stumbling from the crime scene muttering to them selves.......good news i made it to day two sunday at 2.00pm with 164,300chips above average ........so in the words of a i think lisa maneeli song //maybe this time
will post more soon ...no real reason just hiding from work....
whatdoyoucalladogwithnolegsnoearsnoeyesyoudonthewontcometoyouanyway..
might go to luton g 5k gt tonite or as i see it a landrover discovery and 4 cash games with chandera...


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on May 27, 2018, 10:25:27 AM
OK SO HERE WE GO ....AGAIN
LAST WEEK THERE WAS A BIG EVENT AT THE VICTORIA   DEEP STACK OR SOME THING ANY WAY BIG PRIZE MONEY FOR I THINK 170 OR 220 ENTRY.......SO THE SUPREME EXOCET OF POKER   SETS OF ALL GOING WELL A SPRINKLING OF LUTON REGS AND I GRIND AWAY , HEROES COME AND CLIMB EVEREST AND GAIN LOFTY HEIGHTS THEN SLIP TO THERE ENEVETABLE DOOM AND STILL I GRIND NOWT GOOD CARDS FOR TOM ....NEAR THE END LOOK THERES A LIGHT ...MAKE FOR THE LIGHT ....SO WHEATHER ITS THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW OR THE POISIDEN ADVENTURE IM MAKING FOR THE LIGHT ,OR POINTEY BIT OF THE SHIP WITH THE PROPELLER STICKING OUT IF ITS THE LATTER .....WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM....IM THRU TO DAY TWO WITH 138,800 CHIPS HAPPY DAYS ,NO FONZ INTENDED, SO HAVING LISTENED TO ALL THE LONDON REGS WITH THERE WISDOM AND TALES OF YORE KEEPING MY HEAD DOWN AND GRINDING LIKE A MOTHER HAS GOT THE DESIRED RESULT ,AND A HEAD ACHE AS I DRIVE BACK TO ST ALBANS EVEN THE URBAN DECAY OF LITTER AND OLD KFC BAGS TOSSING IN THE WIND AROUND KILBURN TAKE ON A PURPOSE IN LIFE SYMELLY IM NOT SURE WHAT BUT ALL IS WELL AND GOOD TOM IS THRU TO DAY TWO FOR ONE ENTRY ONLY HMMMMMMM   HMMMMMM AND ONTO MI AND HOME BED QUILT SCRATCH LEFT NUT MOPHIS.......WAKE UP WITH A HAPPY FEELING  AHHHHHHH

SO WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG SATURDAY OFF TO CHILL EVEN DID SOME BIZZ WHICH ERNED MONEY ALL IS WELL THE PLANETS ALL ALIGN THE DEALERS IN THE VIC CLEARLY DONT ALL HATE ME LIKE THE ONES IN LUTON,IM STILL TRYING TO WORK OUT WHO THE RING LEADER OF THE GET TOM DEALERS BRIGADE ALL I KNOW IS ITS PROBLY A MAN AND PROBLY A ROMANIAN SO IM NARROWING IT DOWN   
           ....SIDE TRACKING  A LITTLE I WAS LEAVING LUTON THE OTHER NIGHT AND THE POLISH DEALER I CALL KITTY IF YOU GO THERE YOU CAN FIND THE ONE I MEAN AS SHE WILL LAUGHT AT LITTERLY ANY THING I SEEM TO HAVE A GOOD RAPOUR WITH HER MAYBE I REMIND HER OF A MAD UNCLE SHE HAS BACK HOME ANY WAY I WAS LEAVING THE POKER ROOM FOR THE BREAK AND SHES AT A EMPTY TABLE WAITING FOR PLAYERS SO I GO TO THE TABLE MOVE A CHAIR LIE ACROSS THE TABLE ALLA JOANNA LUMLEY AND WITH MY FACE 2 FOOT IN FRONT OF HER DO THE JOEY FROM FRIENDS
COMMENT..HOW YOU DOING..SHE LAUGHED AS DID THE OBSERVERS ,IF BUT A LITTLE NERVOUSELY... 
AND ITS SUNDAY LAST WEEK IM UP IN PRET AND IVE AGREED TO TAKE A FAMILY MEMBER TO COLLECT A CAR SO WE HAVE TO HIT THE ROAD FOR 10.00AM I GET TO THERE HOUSE WE DONT GET GOING TILL 11.00AM DARTFORD BRIDGE DELAYS BUYING CAR DELAYS ALL DONE I HAVE ONE HOUR TO MAKE IT TO THE VIC     A13 TRAFFICK 3 LANES REDUCED TO 1 LANE ROAD WORKS ONE HOUR LATTER I PASS THE ROAD WORKS JUST SOME PLASTIC CONES LOOKING LONLEY NO MEN NO HOLES IN THE ROAD    AHHHHHHH      I GET TO THE VIC ALL BLOODY MINDED THE BLINDS ARE 4K 8K RUNNING 500 I SEE I HAVE ABOUT 50K LEFT SIT DOWN LOOK DOWN ACE 4 OFF ALL IN PAS PASS PASS CALL BY BUTTON WITH QUEENS IM OUT   AHHHHH
LOOK AT SCORE BOARD ONLY 6 MORE PLACES AND I WAS IN FOR 300 QUID  AHHHHH   LOOK AT MY CHIPS NOT 50K I THOUGHT BUT MORE LIKE 70K  AHHHH       AND OUT THRU KILBURN NO PROSE JUST LITTER   
FAST FORWARD THE VIC IM THRU TO THE DEEP STACK WITH 140K IN PRET TYPING THIS GOT THRU WITH ONE ENTRY GRINDED LIKE A MOTHE AGAIN A SPRINKLING OF LUTON REGS NO CARDS FOR ME THEN AT THE END SOME ACTION I HAVE MAYBE 35K ON A 25K STARTING STACK LAST 40 MINS OR SO I RAISE TO 6K WITH KING QUEEN  MATEY CALLS NEXT MATEY RE RAISES TO SAY 14.5K I CALL FIRST MATEY GOESE ALL IN AND SECOUND MATEY SO DO I AS I WOULD RATHER GO OUT FIGHTING WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING THAN JUST PASSING TO OBLIVION    CARDS ON THERE BACKS   ACE ACE  AND ACE ACE  AND ME WITH KING QUEEN I GET UP AND SAY I WOULD LIKE TO APPOLIGISE NOW GUYS THEY AND THE TABLE LAUGH     KAPOOOOOW FIRST THREE CARDS  I FLOP A STRAIGHT    KERRRCHING I HAVE 79K CHIPS TABLE BREAKS I MOVE TO THE TABLE WITH WILLIAM THAT TALKS A LOT     HE IS IN A HAND WITH ALL THE USUAL   IF YOUVE GOT IT YOUVE GOT IT HE GOSE ALL IN SURE ENOUTH HE HAS KINGS THE OTHER GUY HAS ACES      AS THE FLOP COMES OUT WITH ONE CARD TO GO I POINT OUT TO THE TABLE  YOU CAN MAKE A FLUSH WITH YOUR KINGS AND SURE ENOUTH ANOTHER CLUB COMES TO GIVE HIM A KING HIGH FLUSH WHICH LOSES TO THE OTHER PLAYERS ACE FLUSH    THE GUY WITH THE ACE FLUSH APRECIATES MY LITTLE JOKE     
SO IM OFF TO THE VIC ITS 10.21AM SUNDAY 27/5/18 IM MATCH FIR AND READY TO RIP THE ARSE OF ANY ONE IN MY WAY IN THE POKER SENCE OF THE WORDS LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS......


NEXTTIMEISPRAWLACROSSAPOKERTABLEIMIGHTLEAVEMYTOPBUTTONOFMYSHIRTOPENTOREALYGIVETHEGIRLDEALERATHRILLHMMMMMM     


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on May 30, 2018, 01:16:13 AM
so here i am in the lobby of the luton g its tuesday and im blown out of the poker game but have to wait to give some one a lift home so its ideal poker blog opertunity.....SO I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR DAY TWO NICE AND RELAXED AND WELL ON TIME ....AND WERE OFF , IM NOT GETTING ANY HANDS SO ASSUME THE GRIND LIKE A MOTHER POSITION , THIS ONE AND THAT ONE GET IT IN WITH THE BEST OF IT AND CRASH AND BURN AS THERE EARS BURN TO THE RATIONAL OF THE WANNA BE POKER PRO THAT EXPLAINS THAT THERE CARDS WERE SUITED OR THEY HAS IMPROVED ON THE TURN TO EVEN MORE OUTS .....AND I STAY SAFE WITH NO HANDS OR CARDS TO GET BUSY WITH .....TRULY SOME OF THE POKER PLAY IS AKIN TO A OLD FAIR GROUND RIDE LIKE THE DODGEMS WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE HELL BENT ON RUNNING INTO WHAT EVER THEY CAN .....THIS LONDON LOT MUST GET THERE MONEY A LOT EASIER THAN I DO ....THERES ONLY A SMALL NUMBER OF LUTON REGS GEORGE THAT IS INTO COMPUTER SECURITY , DAS WHO IS INTO I DONT KNOW WHAT , WILLIAM THAT IS INTO TALKING A LOT ,THE DEMON CHINA MAN WHO IS INTO ANY ONE THAT IS DAFT ENOUTH TO LET HIM ,I MAY HAVE SEEN VICRAM THERE ALSO  ,AND WE PLAY ON TABLES BREAK AND SOME HOW IM STILL THERE NO CARDS TO TALK ABOUT JUST GRINDING WITH A EXTRA PORTION OF GRIND......

42 FOR THE MONEY .......GETTING NEAR ....GETTING A FEW HANDS .....IN THE MONEY NOW TO GET MY FIRE MANS OUTFIT AND LADDER LIKE A MOTHER.....IM GETTING A SPRINKLING OF HANDS FINAL TABLE LOOMS ....IM IN FINAL TABLE ....9 OF US ...THEN AT SAY 6 OF US A DEAL IS SUGGESTED BUT SUPER STUDENT STATES THAT HE WOULD WANT MORE THAN WHAT EVER THE COMPUTER BREAK DOWN FOR CHIPS WOULD GIVE HIM AS HE FEELS THAT HE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THE TOP PRICE OF 24K WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS ONE OF THEM IS NO DEAL WE ALL KNOW ITS HIM ......ONE OF THE PLAYERS WHO I THINK HAS A NICK NAME OF THE DOC ,I HAVE SEEN HIM OVER THE YEARS AND BEEN AT THE RECIEVING END OF NASTY SLOW ROLLS WHEN HE HAS ACES , HE DECIDES TO GO ALL IN ON MY BIG BLIND 20K / 80K ONLY ME TO LOOK AND SEE IF I WANT TO CALL HIM NEXT ONE OUT GETS 4K SOME THING I LOOK AT TTHE FIRST CARD ACE THEN VERY SLOWLY SO MOST OF THE TABLE CAN SEE SPREAD THE BOTTOM CARD ANOTHER ACE ...ALL IN AND BEATS HIS KING SEVEN OFF ......WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS IM LYING IN 2ND PLACE AND THE COMPUTER SAYS TOP MAN IN SEAT ONE WILL GET 17K ME TO GET 13K NEXT 11K NEXT10K NEXT 10K OR SOME THING LIKE THAT ....BUT NO DEAL AS MR SUPER STUDENT WANTS TO PLAY ON THREE OF US LEFT AND I BUST OUT FOR 10K......NICE BUT STRAIGHT AWAY IM BEATING MY SELF UP WITH COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER,WHAT IF THIS OR THAT , ONE OF THE GUYS WATCHING THAT HAD BEEN CHATTING TO ME AND BEING FRIENDLY SAYS I SHOULD HAVE DONE A DEAL WITH THE OTHER LOW STACK TO SPLIT 2ND AND THIRD AS WE WOULD HAVE BOTH GOT 13K AND COULD HAVE PLAYED TO TAKE FIRST PLACE ......GOOD IDEA IN FACT EXELLENT IDEA SO WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME WHEN I WAS TALKING TO HIM ON THE MANY OCCASIONS THAT I WAS STILL IN THE GAME.......

STILL DROVE OUT OF LONDON SCRUFFY OLD KILBURN LOOKED A WHOLE LOT LESS LIKE 50 SKIP LORRIES HAD SPEEDED THRU IN A HURRICANE EVEN THE STRAY SHADOWS OF DOWN AND OUTS THAT GHOSTED TO AND THROW LOOK A LOT FRIENDLIER WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A DECENT SHARE AT POKER....AHHHHHHHH  HMMMMMMMMM

HAVE TO LOOK UP WHATS ON AT DTD,O NEARLY FORGOT GOT ONE OF THE LAST PERSON SEATS INTO A 500 AT READING HAPPY DAYS.....

NEXT MORNING HAD A SUPER CHILL DAY BRAIN IN TRACTION BUT RECOVERING WELL..

ASCHURCHILLSAIDITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEENDORINMYCASEITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEBEGGINGOFTHELEDGENDTHATWILLBETOMTHEPOKERSUPREMEOANDYESITISQUIETAMUSINGTOTHINKTHATAMODERATORPROBLYHASTOREADTHISTOMAKESUREITSNOTBREAKINGANYPCRULES,WATCHARICHARDANDTK

GOT A OLD HARRY AND MEGHAN UNION JACK FLAG TO USE ON MY NEXT FINAL AT LUTON G IM GOING TO CUT OUT HARRYS FACE LEAVING A HOLE THEN CROSS HIS NAME OUT AND PUT MY NAME AND FACE IN IT ,GOT TO LOVE FACE BOOK AND TWITTER


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on May 30, 2018, 01:54:32 AM
So here we go, A BRIEF HISTORY OF LUTON G POKER.....
OR IN OTHER WORDS SOME OF MY EROTIC RECOLLECTIONS AND MUSES, DOWN AT THE OLD CLUB BUILDING BY THE ROUNDABOUT WITH THE CONCRETE SPIDER, I USED TO GO IN TO PLAY POKER AND A LAD ON RECEPTION WOULD FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY DRESS CODE. BUT THEY COULD LEND ME A BLAZER THAT THEY KEEP FOR JUST SUCH AN EVENTUALITY, THIS WAS FOR THE PRINCELY SUM OF FOUR POUNDS TOWARDS THE DRY CLEANING OF IT../......IT WAS ONLY YEARS LATER THAT THE PENNY DROPPED AND I REALISED HE WAS MUGGING ME OFF FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL GAIN. THIS WAS A BIT LIKE A GOLF CLUB SELLING YOU USED GOLF BALLS !

ANOTHER TIME WHICH WAS A HOT SUMMERS EVENING I ARRIVED IN THE CAR PARK IN TIME TO SEE AND HEAR A GROUP OF 5 OR 6 COLOURFULLY SHIRTED MEN SOME OF WHOM HAD A GOLD TOOTH ONE OF THESE GUYS WAS GOING BERSERK VERBALLY AT THE OTHER GUY AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE AND EXPLAINING TO HIM WHAT HE WOULD DO TO HIM IF HE DIDNT GET HIS MONEY.
THE GUY THAT WAS GETTING THE EAR BASHING WAS ONE MEAN LOOKING MUTHA AND I COULD IMAGINE THAT I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE MEETING HIM IN A DARK ALLEY THAT NIGHT FOR HIM TO EXPLAIN TO ME THAT IT WOULD BE A "SIMPLY SPIFFING IDEA" IF I COULD SEE MY WAY CLEAR TO ADVANCE HIM A SIZEABLE LOAN.

ANOTHER TIME I CAME OUT OF THE CLUB PISSED OFF! BECAUSE I HAD DONE MY BRAINS TO THEN BE FURTHER PISSED OFF AS THE POLICE WERE DIRECTING ALL TRAFFIC THE OPPOSITE WAY TO MY ROUTE AS ONE OF THE "WORKING GIRLS" WE USED TO SEE HANGING ABOUT THE FRONT OF THE CLUB LOOKING TO EARN MONEY AND GETTING FULL VALUE FOR HER PURCHASE OF FRESH BREATH MINTS HAD DECIDED TO CLIMB UP ON THE RAILWAY BRIDGE AND THREATEN TO COMMIT SUICIDE, THIS WAS VERY INCONVENIENT BECAUSE I NOW HAD A LONGER JOURNEY HOME.

I REMEMBER THE OLD POKER GAMES STARTED AT 8PM AND IF YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING YOU COULD NOT BUY IN LATER, I UNDERSTAND THIS SORT OF PISS TAKE OF HAVING PUNTERS COMING TO YOUR CASINO FOR A GAME WHO ARE CAUGHT IN TRAFFIC AND THEN UNABLE TO ENTER THE COMP LED TO SIMON AND HIS MATE STARTING THEIR OWN CLUB IN NOTTINGHAM CALLED "DUSK TIL DAWN"..............SO A SILVER LINING THERE.

IF ANY ONE WISHES TO READ MORE HISTORY ON THIS SUBJECT I WILL TRACK DOWN MY LAST TWO GREY BRAIN CELLS AND SQUEEZE THEM.

HOW DO YOU GET A FAT GIRL INTO BED......?
PIECE OF CAKE
HOW DO YOU GET A FAT GIRL OUT OF BED...?
ALSATIAN 


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Lucky on May 30, 2018, 12:35:12 PM
so here i am in the lobby of the luton g its tuesday and im blown out of the poker game but have to wait to give some one a lift home so its ideal poker blog opertunity.....SO I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR DAY TWO NICE AND RELAXED AND WELL ON TIME ....AND WERE OFF , IM NOT GETTING ANY HANDS SO ASSUME THE GRIND LIKE A MOTHER POSITION , THIS ONE AND THAT ONE GET IT IN WITH THE BEST OF IT AND CRASH AND BURN AS THERE EARS BURN TO THE RATIONAL OF THE WANNA BE POKER PRO THAT EXPLAINS THAT THERE CARDS WERE SUITED OR THEY HAS IMPROVED ON THE TURN TO EVEN MORE OUTS .....AND I STAY SAFE WITH NO HANDS OR CARDS TO GET BUSY WITH .....TRULY SOME OF THE POKER PLAY IS AKIN TO A OLD FAIR GROUND RIDE LIKE THE DODGEMS WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE HELL BENT ON RUNNING INTO WHAT EVER THEY CAN .....THIS LONDON LOT MUST GET THERE MONEY A LOT EASIER THAN I DO ....THERES ONLY A SMALL NUMBER OF LUTON REGS GEORGE THAT IS INTO COMPUTER SECURITY , DAS WHO IS INTO I DONT KNOW WHAT , WILLIAM THAT IS INTO TALKING A LOT ,THE DEMON CHINA MAN WHO IS INTO ANY ONE THAT IS DAFT ENOUTH TO LET HIM ,I MAY HAVE SEEN VICRAM THERE ALSO  ,AND WE PLAY ON TABLES BREAK AND SOME HOW IM STILL THERE NO CARDS TO TALK ABOUT JUST GRINDING WITH A EXTRA PORTION OF GRIND......

42 FOR THE MONEY .......GETTING NEAR ....GETTING A FEW HANDS .....IN THE MONEY NOW TO GET MY FIRE MANS OUTFIT AND LADDER LIKE A MOTHER.....IM GETTING A SPRINKLING OF HANDS FINAL TABLE LOOMS ....IM IN FINAL TABLE ....9 OF US ...THEN AT SAY 6 OF US A DEAL IS SUGGESTED BUT SUPER STUDENT STATES THAT HE WOULD WANT MORE THAN WHAT EVER THE COMPUTER BREAK DOWN FOR CHIPS WOULD GIVE HIM AS HE FEELS THAT HE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THE TOP PRICE OF 24K WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS ONE OF THEM IS NO DEAL WE ALL KNOW ITS HIM ......ONE OF THE PLAYERS WHO I THINK HAS A NICK NAME OF THE DOC ,I HAVE SEEN HIM OVER THE YEARS AND BEEN AT THE RECIEVING END OF NASTY SLOW ROLLS WHEN HE HAS ACES , HE DECIDES TO GO ALL IN ON MY BIG BLIND 20K / 80K ONLY ME TO LOOK AND SEE IF I WANT TO CALL HIM NEXT ONE OUT GETS 4K SOME THING I LOOK AT TTHE FIRST CARD ACE THEN VERY SLOWLY SO MOST OF THE TABLE CAN SEE SPREAD THE BOTTOM CARD ANOTHER ACE ...ALL IN AND BEATS HIS KING SEVEN OFF ......WE DO THE DEAL OR NO DEAL CARDS IM LYING IN 2ND PLACE AND THE COMPUTER SAYS TOP MAN IN SEAT ONE WILL GET 17K ME TO GET 13K NEXT 11K NEXT10K NEXT 10K OR SOME THING LIKE THAT ....BUT NO DEAL AS MR SUPER STUDENT WANTS TO PLAY ON THREE OF US LEFT AND I BUST OUT FOR 10K......NICE BUT STRAIGHT AWAY IM BEATING MY SELF UP WITH COULD I HAVE DONE BETTER,WHAT IF THIS OR THAT , ONE OF THE GUYS WATCHING THAT HAD BEEN CHATTING TO ME AND BEING FRIENDLY SAYS I SHOULD HAVE DONE A DEAL WITH THE OTHER LOW STACK TO SPLIT 2ND AND THIRD AS WE WOULD HAVE BOTH GOT 13K AND COULD HAVE PLAYED TO TAKE FIRST PLACE ......GOOD IDEA IN FACT EXELLENT IDEA SO WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME WHEN I WAS TALKING TO HIM ON THE MANY OCCASIONS THAT I WAS STILL IN THE GAME.......

STILL DROVE OUT OF LONDON SCRUFFY OLD KILBURN LOOKED A WHOLE LOT LESS LIKE 50 SKIP LORRIES HAD SPEEDED THRU IN A HURRICANE EVEN THE STRAY SHADOWS OF DOWN AND OUTS THAT GHOSTED TO AND THROW LOOK A LOT FRIENDLIER WHEN YOU HAVE HAD A DECENT SHARE AT POKER....AHHHHHHHH  HMMMMMMMMM

HAVE TO LOOK UP WHATS ON AT DTD,O NEARLY FORGOT GOT ONE OF THE LAST PERSON SEATS INTO A 500 AT READING HAPPY DAYS.....

NEXT MORNING HAD A SUPER CHILL DAY BRAIN IN TRACTION BUT RECOVERING WELL..

ASCHURCHILLSAIDITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEENDORINMYCASEITSNOTTHEENDBUTTHEBEGGINGOFTHEBEGGINGOFTHELEDGENDTHATWILLBETOMTHEPOKERSUPREMEOANDYESITISQUIETAMUSINGTOTHINKTHATAMODERATORPROBLYHASTOREADTHISTOMAKESUREITSNOTBREAKINGANYPCRULES,WATCHARICHARDANDTK

GOT A OLD HARRY AND MEGHAN UNION JACK FLAG TO USE ON MY NEXT FINAL AT LUTON G IM GOING TO CUT OUT HARRYS FACE LEAVING A HOLE THEN CROSS HIS NAME OUT AND PUT MY NAME AND FACE IN IT ,GOT TO LOVE FACE BOOK AND TWITTER

Congratulations on a great result Tom.  Loving your description of some of the Luton Regs too.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on May 31, 2018, 11:04:55 AM
THANK YOU LUCKY, NEXT TARGET I THINK IS DTD THIS SATURDAY  100K GT FOR 250 PLUS 25 JUICE CALL ME WILD AND RECLASS BUT IVE BOOKED THE 35 QUID ROOM AT HYLANDS ALREADY ........AHHHHHH     AHHHHHHH   NEAR BACK TO BACK RESULT NOW THAT WOULD BE SOME THING..MMMMMMMMM


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: 4KSuited on May 31, 2018, 11:09:18 AM
but Tom please tell us all why the changeover to CAPS.

Ruddy hard to read the posts - or is that the aim?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: nirvana on May 31, 2018, 11:10:22 AM
Nice one Tom


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on May 31, 2018, 11:35:10 AM
Tom. You're wild and reclass.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on May 31, 2018, 02:39:25 PM
SO FOLLOWING ON WITH THE HISTORY OF POKER ALLA MY RECOLECTIONS THERE IS ALWAYS THE ONE ABOUT SOME POOR FOOL THAT RATED HIMSELF AS A SPORTS BET IMPROVASIO AND APARENTLY HE HAD SUCH A SAFE BET HE AGREED WITH SOME OF THE HIGHLEY RESPECTED BLONDE REGS THAT IF HE DIDNT ACHIVE WHAT HE CLAIMED WOULD HAPPEN HE WOULD TURN UP AT THE NEXT LUTON G POKER GAME WEARING FULL CO CO THE CLOWN FANCY DRESS....HE DID ....I HAD MY CARBOARD CAMERA THERE AND TOOK AMPLE PICS ,BUT BOOTS BUGGERED THE PROCESSING UP SO NO PICS......HE ALWAYS WAS A JAMIE LUCKY GIT,APART FROM POKER ABILITY ,LOOKS,CHARISMA,SOPHISTACATION,CHOICE OF CARS,AND OF COURCE THE LADIES...WATCHA YOUR CHOMPNESS...STOP SMIRKING GLAVANA.

ANOTHER STORY OF THE OLD STACK OF BRICKS WAS ONCE WE WERE ALL ABOUT TO GO INTO THE POKER GAME AND THIS GUY IS HAVING IT AWAY AT ROULETE BETTING 14 AND 20 PLUS MUCHO SPLITO ON TWO WHEELS ...HES AT 20K UP...THEN 50K UP...AS OUR POKER GAME STARTS PEOPLE ARE BRING REPORTS BACK AS THEY PASS ON THE WAY TO THE LOO OR DRINKS AREA UP TO 125K  ...OUR GAME GOESE ON AT THE END MR MUG IS PULLING 50S OUT OF HIS POCKET .....AND LOSES THE LOT BACK TO ELL SGT YORKIES   .....WONT WANT TO HAVE HIS FIRST THOUGHT WHEN HE WAKES UP TOMMOROW.....

ALSO THERE IS THE TIME THE CASINO FORGOT TO SHUFFLE THE CARDS AT SOME CARD GAME ALL THE CHINESE PLAYERS LIKE TO PLAY ,EVEN WHEN THE DEALER SPOTTED THE CARDS WHERE ALL COMING OUT IN SEQUENCE THEY STILL DEALT SEVERAL MORE HANDS,WHAT A TIME TO BE ABLE TO SPEAK CANTONESE...

CAPS LOCK EASY CALPABLE DENIALABILITY ..

OF COURCE IN THE OLD CLUB YOU GOT SUMTIOUS CHINESE BUFFETTS WITH PACIFIC PRAWNS THAT LOOKED LIKE THEY ARE ON STERIOUDS ALL LAID ON FOR THE YEAR OF THE RAT,CHICKEN,SWAN,FROG OR WHATEVER AS POKER PLAYERS WE ALL TUCKED IN .EVEN CARMEL USED TO ORGANISE CAKES FOR THE SUNDAY 10 POUND STUDD COMP.....

THE WINTERS WERE WARMER THEE SUMMERS WERE COOLER OR HAS TIME RE WRITTEN EVERY LINE MMMMMMM



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 03, 2018, 02:02:23 AM
so its 1.51 am sunday morning and im on secound can of stella in b and b at nottingham  got thru to the 100k gt at dtd with 235k chips average is 435k what could possible go right ......breakfast tomorrow tip the staff 2 quid then up beeston village street to buy something in charity shop to bribe the good karma fairy...i had thought there would be a few luton regs but i was wrong.......
so night night until after the final and then it deep joy or deep shit ......



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 04, 2018, 10:05:31 AM
REEMEMBER WINNING ISNT EVERYTHING TAKING PART IS THE IMPORTANT THING

what a load of bollooooo who ever coined that phrase obviousley he or she did not pin there belief of there importance of justifying there existance on the turn of the next card , got back to day two crashed and burnt in 56 mins boo hoo ...................
cant even be bothered to describe the room at the b and b you know the sort of thing wall plugs that stick out of the wall 3 inches every where axistminster carpet that cost £12.50 a metre back in 1988 , am i a bad looser shazbut  grrrrrrr......
and on to the next event 25 25 in luton g just have to get past the luton dealers that all hate me and of cource the lack of buffett maybe paul will be having a pizza and i can nick a slice ...well you have to have a plan
by the way how do you up load pictures to here as i want to put all the old luton regs pics up here any advice appreciated ,i can manage to take a pic of the pic and email it but how to put here  dont know

signing out the albino crockidile


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 06, 2018, 10:50:49 AM
turns out the next event is this friday at reading 560 100k gt got a ticket in the last longestat the vic just looked up the location on google looks like the back end of nowhere but 100k gt strap on the light sabre and get my sad ass down there.....last night at luton g a reg sold me a 220 ticket for gentings for 120 nice ....good omens tooth faires lepracorns karma divine provenance this way your only 20 years late....

A the first sound and the last.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 11, 2018, 10:46:39 AM
SO made it to reading g casino 500 plus 60 got a ticket at the vic so feeling good already ,as you enter the casino you pass a truly sumptious permenant laid out area for buffets all professional done with good lighting almost as if they value there customers and want them to come back again and again......must take a picture and show it to luton g club .....and were into the club asked reception if there were any free promotions ...o yes free 10 pounds for punto banco at 5.00pm ,see you then i say nice ....on into the bowels of reading g casino i wonder and there she is ......the first lady of poker dealing .....the egg timer waist figured poker version of catherine zeta jones  [well there both from wales so near enouth]   ahhhh the old days of late night poker where she would deal to all the emerging big names of the day then be down our stack of bricks .......a bit like the scene in strange encounters of the third kind with richard drefuss and you see the ufo for the first time as it speeds along a motorway pass a sleeping cop with a speed trap ,revealed in all its awe and splender ...and then this smaller little ufo comes chasing along after it ...she was there also the luton g kit kat loving innit dark heart destroyer she who always saw eye to eye with every one especialy das ....two for the price of one like cagney and lacey  ,bodie and doyle ,the tremour before the earth quake what can possible go wrong with such a good start ....how did these little minxs know i was going to be there ,o well better play it cool ...said hi to kit kat muncher and gave her a man hug in a girlie sort of way ,i could see she liked it by the way she whent straight back to talking to the guy i had barged in front of , decided to leave the welsh goddess to latter .......like a modern day george clooney she can bump into me at the coffee machine ......

and on into the poker game

tbc


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 11, 2018, 11:42:32 PM
AND sat down to play poker 20k chips to start one hour clock first hour nothing i can call a hand and play then ditto.........................ditto its like a ground hog day no hands and when i do raise to 1700 with ace ten i get shoved on for 5500 by the guy two seats to my left so i pass on the fifth such occurance i call him and he has kings ..........what the bloody hell is happening havnt the poker karma fairies read the sodding script im the good guy come on ....give me something i can work with.....and still i plow on running on empty ...i see uncle fester the card room manager from luton g wonders in , i wait a little while as no dought he will come over and meet and greet me any moment ......i go other to him and say high and mention that we have a free buffet chinease style and what a good idea it is to feed players when your having a poker event i can tell he is impressed by the concept but is doing a great job at hiding it well...in the break i see the welsh poker godess and get a man hug off her ....true i instagated it ,but she was there.....and on with the buffet i eat too much to componsate for the lack of poker hands and misery im enduring at the table ,so i sopose to loose weight all i need to do is be brilliant at poker mmmmmm put that to dragons den as a business ....in the break i took some photos of the dealer girls from luton g with me sat in the middle both of them were having a smoke out front ,none of this vape or e ciggarete nonsence for these two its tobacco and cigarete lighter all the way for them i tell them i could never date a girl that smokes so if they want to get with me they know what they will have to do ,  they put on a brave face of hiding there great loss and avidley draw on there fags .....

got put on the feature table

tbc


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on June 13, 2018, 08:53:01 AM
Incred work here Thomas.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 15, 2018, 12:42:34 PM
hello your chompyness majesty if you can as if you were explaining it to a 14 year old give a simple meathod of how to put pictures that i have and can e mail on to here i will upload not the ones with the goat of cource what happens in luton car park stays in luton car park]

AND I SUPPOSE I HAD BETTER FINISH MY READING REPORT  got to final table chips whent down down down a bit like when you are 20 years old and have a girl friend and all the chips are gone ,looked up the internet latter to see my self bald patch coming along nicely.....drove out of reading got lost then found the way ......whent to luton g a couple of times did the royal flag ...dont think it will affect my getting a knight hood ...last night the kit kat queen she who likes 4 or more fingers came in she worked the room a word here a touch of the shoulder there all get the feeling that she is there personal poker queen evently she had a word with me ...i might have thrown a bit of witty abuse her way to get her attention like bread on the water for the fish to rise...reminds me edna the carp queen and heart breaker of many a student that nos not that you can actualey slow play aces was there...anyway i asked ra ra if her mum was still on to her to get a proper job ,has been for fifty years she replied,she said she liked the royal flag on twitter and i pladged to feature her on my next final table so plenty of time to get creative......she smiled and wondered on by so i took my hands out of my lap and got on with the poker aces busted by king three of all in before flop  then tens busted by eights making quads......im out

good that it happened there and not at the vic tonite 170 day one probly 100k price pool  day two sunday aaaahhhhhh


headbangingmusicissogoodwhenyoustopbangingyourhead


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 15, 2018, 12:53:17 PM
email them to me tom vincecalenti25@hotmail.com

I'll stick them up for you.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 15, 2018, 05:00:53 PM
will do vinny ,a sample on its way


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 15, 2018, 08:25:12 PM
will do vinny ,a sample on its way

Just the pictures will do...


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on June 15, 2018, 10:07:24 PM
I lolled.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 16, 2018, 03:13:56 AM
I lolled.

I'm glad someone Did!

Tom, I'll post the pictures up over the weekend, when I get.on the laptop.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:36:21 AM
Will make a start and put them up through the day.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:37:43 AM
2


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Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:39:57 AM
3


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Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:40:44 AM
more


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Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:41:25 AM
more


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:42:07 AM
dena


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:43:23 AM
final table


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:44:01 AM
ft again


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:44:45 AM
keeps crushing


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:45:28 AM
cant stop making finals


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:46:57 AM
can't stop winning.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 18, 2018, 10:49:08 AM
Tom, there seems to be a few repeats or very similar photos. If you want me to put those up too, then I will, just seemed a bit much.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on June 20, 2018, 12:19:51 PM
hi vinny thank you for pics posted you decide what ones warrent putting up at your discretion...so any that make chomppy types look silly will be the fist priority...cheers
also if any one can tell me as if you are talking to a 14 year old how to post pictures i can then do it my self......of cource i understand if you would rather not let me loose with this power and keep me using crayons.....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 20, 2018, 12:55:07 PM
hi vinny thank you for pics posted you decide what ones warrent putting up at your discretion...so any that make chomppy types look silly will be the fist priority...cheers
also if any one can tell me as if you are talking to a 14 year old how to post pictures i can then do it my self......of cource i understand if you would rather not let me loose with this power and keep me using crayons.....

Was very disappointed not to find any chompy ones. I guess you kept them for your private collection...

The way i post a picture is right click on the image, save it as a jpeg (you will see this option when you right click) Give it a name i.e Chompy1, then go back to blonde, and press reply as if you're going to make a new post. Under the text box you will see 'Additional Options' click on that and just below it you will see Choose File. Click on that and type chompy1 in the file name box followed by 'open', and that will attach the picture to the post for you. Make sure you write something in the text box, as this is needed to make a post.

Hope that helps. Good luck!


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on June 20, 2018, 04:20:45 PM
another one I just received to be posted...


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: booder on June 20, 2018, 10:56:21 PM
Brilliant


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on July 05, 2018, 01:46:56 PM
Brilliant

http://www.gukpt.com/live-stream-2/live-stream/

Tom is currently showing off his skills here.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: booder on July 05, 2018, 05:03:27 PM
Joe Grech looking well


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on July 05, 2018, 09:03:18 PM
Joe Grech looking well

Was with him last week, he's doing well. Still plays a fair bit too.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on July 06, 2018, 05:18:17 PM
hi all jut got out of this dam sun and spralled on bed in underpants, whent to the vic last night to play the 560 gukpt event that i had got a ticket for in on e of there previouse satalites 10 levels of one hour each plus a few changes to the luton g format of poker compatitions they actualey laid on a meal at the table for you and then a suitable time later came around with iced lollies ..i chose a solario i was tempted by the strawberry mivi but no the solario won out now you dont see that down ,or up at the luton g although the mental picture of uncle fester walking the room with a strap around his neck holding a tray out front alla odeon cinema saying...choc ices ,lollies , wafers..would be something we could have a patition for .....

not many luton regs there raj fish sporting her trade mark white top with black polker dot spots ,always handy if your pen leaks.....dina sporting dina....dominic complete with blue shorts ...lucky allan who i am always pleased to see as he has a larger crop circle on his head than me.. tony a luton reg from back in the days of 10 pound comps,always wore orange..

so straight away im on the feature table slowed played aces alla edna school of poker and ended up losing the minimum as the flop came ace with three clubs then a straight and anothe club so we show down and matey has the straight,felt good about it realy ,some sort of masacism i suppose but on we go

level six and im trapped in seat one and in seat three and four are two lads that spend litteraly two hours polishing each others egos with swapping tales of what they did and did not do on line , at goliath , at this at that ....for fffssss sake get a room its like ground hog day the same insissent babble just loud enouth for you to hear ....the white noise from a strip light would have made more sence but hey ho who am i to critise .....
peaked at 75k chips then down to 41.500 to go back on saturday average like 78k ,lucky allan got thru with 45k so its realy neck and neck for two of the best players from luton g to go deep with a slight advantage to the good looking one with the smaller crop circle..

I WILL GET TO THE FINAL TABLE FOR IT IS WRITTEN ...ALSO I GOT TWO 20 POUND FREE BET TICKETS FOR BLACKJACK THAT I PUT BEHIND A CHINA MAN THAT WAS PLAYING ..KERCHING 20 POUND THEN LATER IN THE NEXT BREAK SAME AGAIN ,WITH A NICE WELL DONE FROM THE DEALER AS IF I SHOULD TAKE UP PLAYING BLACK JACK FOR 6 HOURS SOLID AS IM SUCH A WINNER AS EVEDENCED FROM MY 40 POUNDS OF FREE MONEY ,THEN I WHENT OUT TO WAITROSE GOT SOME REDUCED BARGAINS AT GOOD PRICES CAME OUT OF WAITROSE AND SAW A FAMILY MEMBER WALKING TO THE TUBE FROM
 WORK SO HAD A NICE NATTER.......FREE MONEY ,REDUCED FOOD,FAMILY MEETING,GETTING THRU TO DAY TWO,AND TO TOP IT ALL A FREE MEAL WITH ICE CREAM LOLLIES ...CLEARLY THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE OUT SIDE OF OUR HUMAN UNDERSTANDING ALL OF WHICH POINTS TO A GRAND DESIGN AND A HIGHER BEING THAT HAS PRE ORDAINED THAT I SHOULD WIN THIS POKER EVENT THERE CAN NOT BE ANY OTHER EXPLANATION.....ALTHOUGH  it is a bit of a mystery that lucky allan got thru but maybe hes just like one of the extras in star treck when all they get beamed down to the planets surface and theres captain kirk and spock plua ahura and zulu and on the out side there are two never seen before crew members nerviousley pointing there phasers and we all know how that turns out....

IVE HAD A COUPLE OF TRYS AT PUTTING PICTURES UP HERE AND WILL HAVE TO TAKE LAP TOP TO MATE TO SHOW ME , BUT I KNOW IM GETTING CLOSE SO ITS A BIT LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE CISTERN CHAPPEL ROOF WHERE GOD MAKE CONTACT WITH MAN WITH HIS OUT STRETCHED FINGER ONLY MY FINGER IS STUCK IN MY UNDERPANTS .

 


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Lucky on July 07, 2018, 04:43:52 PM
I’m loving “cistern” chapel - is this a subtle way of taking the piss?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on July 11, 2018, 10:48:09 AM
didnt make it to day two at the vic .......clearly the cosmos was watching the football instead of clearing the way for my great coming .....shazbut.....
over the years i have bean threatened ,laughed at ,not with my jokes ,shouted at ,slaged of just loud enouth to be heard ,and described as a piece of shit that just wont flush away ,o and most recently a cash player was reported to me as saying ..look at that next tuesday guy when i held the flag up with me and meghan cheek to cheek.......................but subtle thats a new one.

and on we go as the old star trek song says  BOLDLY GOING FORWARD AS WE CANT FIND REVERSE..

howdoyouknowwhenyouareclosetosoonifbeingcloseissoon



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on July 14, 2018, 12:07:07 PM
WHENT PLAYED THE GENTINGS 220 AS I HAD A TICKET OF A CHAP AT A BARGAIN PRICE ....SODA WATER WITH LIME CORDAL AND CHEESE CRISPS  AT LUTON G 90 PENCE   AT GENTINGS 1.35 PENCE PLUS A WAIT FOR MY CHANGE ....HMMMMMM

PLAYED WELL FOUND TWO SPOTS TO PUT OTHER PLAYERS [USING THE DESCRIPTION LOOSLEY] ALL IN FOR THERE TOUNEY LIFE BUT THEY HIT THERE ONE OTHER .....BOO HOO ......GOOD GAME LOADS OF OLD FACES MANY OF WHICH LOOK A BIT MORE HAGGERED AND BODY BENT OVER WITH AGE ETC....STILL IM SURE I SHONE THRU AS A BEACON OF WHAT THEY COULD ACHIVE IF THEY WERE FANTASTICALY TALENNTED AT POKER WITH GOOD LOOKS AND CHARM PLUS MODESTY OF COURCE.....

i see one of the dealers gets a bad hand skin rash from the dirty state of the tables at luton g , i wonder if there is a bizzness idea there for a service cleaning and sana tising the tables a bit like wet vac ing carpets and drying them in situe maybe charge 20 to 30 per table minimum 4 tables .....name for bizz ....

dont know if i shall play luton gentings for there 5.00pm  220 game pub and pints of london pride may take presadence ...


iwhentforawalkinmydreamsbutlostmywaysoaskedmyselfwhereisthewayhomedontaskmeisaidiwasabouttoaskyouthesamequestion


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on July 15, 2018, 01:40:34 PM
looks like luton g for 4.00pm with all the other ...i would have been up at gentings 220 only some muppet that couldnt put a hand down got lucky,still it only cost me three bulletts....you know who you are...



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: UgotNuts on July 17, 2018, 03:43:19 PM
Love the Bad Beat story. About half the field re entered. Saw some sick hands play out. One for 300K on day 1C all in on the turn. Straight vs. Two pair and a flush draw. More of a Omaha hand than a NLH.

Looking at the final table players somehow the winner of the above hand didn't make it into the money.

The chap who one it is a worthy winner. Good player, and played really well.

Still I'm not sure I would lay a hand down to you.... Too much value :-)


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on July 24, 2018, 04:23:15 PM
SO THE DEED IS DONE JUST BOOKED IBIS AT COVENTRY AAHHHHHH, TRIED TO GET FREE PARKING THROWN IN BUT NO LUCK .....WILL HAVE TO FIND A SMUDGE IN THE BED ROOM THEN THEY WILL CANCEL THE 5 A DAY PARKING CHARGE ....VALUE YOU SEE...LAST TIME IT WAS A GLASS OF WATER LEFT BY PREVIOUS ROOM USER ...

NOW HOW TO WIN AT THE GOLIATH , I SUPPOSE ITS THE FREDDIE MERCURY ANSWER ...
GOOGLE IT IM NOT DOING ALL THE WORK FOR YOU

OF TO LUTON G 4K GT TONITE AAAHHHHH, EXTRA SPENDING FOR COVENTRY...
AS A PROPERSITION BET WHAT ODDS ON RAJ FISH WEARING WHITE TOP AND BLACK POLKA DOTS ....EVENS I THINK...

ON A SERIOUS NOTE IS IT ME OR ARE THE CLUBS GETTING A BIT GREEDY WITH THERE POKER CHARGES 100 PLUS 25 FOR THE GOLIATH................STILL I EXPECT THEY WILL HAVE SOME FREEBEES AND MAGICIANS WALKING ABOUT MAKING ACES DISA PEAR THEN RE APPEAR

WHEN I GET TO THE FINAL AT THE GOLIATH AND GET MORE THAN 10K I WILL THROW A PISS UP AT A LUTON G GAME WITH FREE BEARE FOR ALL PLAYERS ................I WILL HAVE TO HAVE A 50% BAR DISCOUNT OF COURCE ,BETTER GET UNCLE FESTER TO PROP THE MANAGEMENT IN ADVANCE.....

IFYOUCANREADTHISYOUHAVETOOMUCHTIMEONYOURHANDSDOWHATIDOWATCHYOUTUBE





Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 02, 2018, 09:00:17 PM
so here i am at coventry 2/8/18 20.40pm   got blown out of the comp ,my first stab at day one  for the goliath   i shoved all in for 46k with qq after a odd assortment of raises and limp callers plus a all in for 5k before it got to me .....the small blind wakes up with ak suited and calls for his 31k  .....original raiser passes his jj ....flop comes a king and im seriousley damaged  then out a short while later...so here i am in ibis hotel crisps and tins of stella at the ready .......last day one tomorrow friday so it will be a total cattle market and if you are out you will have to wait a long time on the alternate list to re enter......raj fish had a white top not the polka dot i thought she would wear .....dina fish was too busy being three places at once .....i saw a few old luton regs some of who asked how many bullete i had had ...just the one i reply....100 plus 25 juice as stated before why are we paying 25% juice/tax/gratuetty/call it what you like the price should go down for volume numbers but hey ho the answer is i suspect...because they can.
so up early eat my breakfast and get to ricoh for 9.00pm when the alternertates start being tacken......until then in y pants on bed tv ...boring youtube looking at richard burton and christopher hitchens not so boring.....

tomorrow i will be the exocet of poker play ,i shall be the terminator of others poker dreams ,i shall be unstoppable there chips are mine there hopes are like moths rushing towards the bright light on the M6 juntion 2 ishall take all before me for i shall carry a big stick and a smile...
and if that dousnt work out bck to luton g



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 03, 2018, 08:33:08 AM
just a memo to brain ...dont blog when pass three tins of stella

and its another day here in sunny coventry just had breakfast at ibis and mentioned to the manager lady about some hand prints on head board probly left by cleaners......part one of operation squash parking fee...

While im finishing up my breakfast a young kid comes in he may or may not be drottsom from the goliath but the reason i mention him is his actions..
he asks the staff if he has breakfast included in his booking ,no he douse not they find out from computer so he pays 8.95 for it sits down with breakfast then gets a britvic 55 orange juice from bar having passed the free with breakfast jug of orange juice and apple juice about three times.....as i leave he is applying butter to his toast not with the use of a knife but by holding the opened butter portion by its silver paper wrapper and smearing the butter over the bread.....
nothing wrong with his choice of actions its his choice ......just should he be from the goliath and should he or some one like him be on my table and they have seen this poker game and isnt degrano great and what about helmuth let alone william that talks a lot the great british hope ........and then they take my chips                               i would remind you god that i dont ask for special favours just dont stick your leg out and trip me up for the hell of it....especialy not with a kid that would be more suited shoving his wages down a fruit machine in his local chippy.


SO AND ON TO GOLIATH I EXPECT TO SEE A FEW MORE REGS FROM LUTON AND WILL LISTEN TO THERE STORYS OF WELL I LOST MY THIRD BULLET WHEN MY XXX GOT BUSTED BY XXXX


i think there is a old yank film about a nuclear war and one of the controlers in a bunker pressing the button to launch says ...confidence is high..

whenyouareinadarkroomitshardtobebrilliantandwhenyoudonoonenoticesordothey


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on August 03, 2018, 09:14:10 AM
Nice read Thomas.

Good luck today.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 04, 2018, 02:46:05 PM
it was the best of times it was the worst of times,.....any one seen the old ww2 film of hitlers wmd the V2 or V3...and there it is in some secret location being filmed by the german scientiests  its painted in a sort of chequered black and white pattern no dout so they can gather information about its flight trajectory from there filming ....and the countdown is over theres smoke and exhaust billowing from the base the umbridical cord to the top of the rocket is ready to fall away as any secound this wmd is going to go into orbit .....and then it falls over.

a bit like my efforts at the goliath ,all the expectation of basil faulty about to serve his guests a sunday joint then opens the cover and theres a gataue which he piles into looking for his roast dinner....
got to ricoh 9.30am and im 380 alternate the rumour about the british love of queeing gains strenth as we all meander thru the casino like a zembecico on a tea break all bitching about the fact that we are here but cant get a immediate game or okay there are 20 players ahead of you....but come on 380 and rising so if your out thats it you wont get back in...

tbc


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 04, 2018, 04:35:17 PM
so muching about the ricoh from 9.30am until 5.00pm when i actualy got into the game, in the time in between i watched players shooting zombie dead with a head set on quiet funny and i had a go on it as im shooting the slasher zombies i can hear jonny mack talking to the operator girl as my score seems to be going higher than his ,anyway game over and im blinded until my sight returns to normal room conditions.....but then again what is normal at least the zombie dead had a porpose they knew what they had to do we as in all the now 700 and rising reserves are mucho muching,   i watched a table of 6 card omaha big money as in the first pot that one guy is into is 450 and the secound pot is say 266 the all in player wins the big pot with the player with money left loses the secound pot there is 3 pound change due to the loser the dealer takes it from the main first pot no one says anything ...its not my place to speak up so the main pot winnre loses 3 pound ...
raj fish is wearing a pollock dot black number and the in thrase standard answer to the punters is ....all ways...so keep it real and cool are clearley old hat now innit   ,dina fish is rushing in three directions at once again   , and there is a new member of the girl power gang...timi fish is flitting here and there with her signiture little laugh which sounds a little like a baby partridge trying to fly for the first time and lisa simpson on helium enjoying one of my jokes,...ok some one elses joke...any way welcome timi fish.
talking about jokes panos the greek guy a legend in his own lunch hour was so bored ha actualey asked me to tell him and derik one of my bad jokes ,presumly to numb the pain so i told them the one which ends with ...the doctor pointing after kermit  telling the cast of the wizard of ozz to follow the yellow prick toad, i think it eased panoses pain for a nano secound derik was busy escaping.....i see phil that douse the commertating for the web site and hes chatting to a load of guys where the only gripe is the waiting ,i say to him he has some influence with the management ....can he get me a cup of coffee ,he hides his mirth well...
whent over to the shops by tescos had a meal the staff seem to call the coffee size of cups regular and mediulls i asked what and again she said do i want a mediull sized coffee .....latter i heard a customer saying it as well ,strange       had meal walked back pass loads of other wonderers with our little red paper id bands all looking to do something with the hours...
at last im in the game 5.00pm  25k and the blinds are 400/800 running 25 loads of play left    i see a lad play his aces beutifuly ha small raises the big blind ace king  shoves all in for 30k he snaps with his aces flop king king aces has 8k left then is out ....thats poker

now im grubbing about with 21k and there is a limp call then mr big chips makes it 3200 limp call and i look down at jack queen clubs and put in the extra 2000 as dose the limper ,flop king jack six with two clubs...lovely ...i check as dose all others turn 2 hearts i chesk limper checks mr big chips bets 14500 limper passes i go all in for 20k region limper passes mr big chips has to call and shows his pair 7 in his hand last card i win nice im up to near 60k   a short while later a hand develops where im the big blind one limper mr old ive got to get back to my newspaper shop then mr big chips makes it 13500 new player calls i look down at a pair of tens and go all in for near 68k ....mr newspaper shop hums and ahhhs then as if some one is forcing him with a red hot poker up his arse goes all in for 41k ....ahhh i think hes slow played a monster maybe alla endna aces or at least kinga or quenns.....the other two players pass ......mr newspaper shop turns over a pair of twos.....against my pair of tens .....turn a two ....river no help......like when the hindenberg erupted into a infirno ...the inhumanity of it ....   .... ... i know he is going to spew those chips of to probly mr big chips and that was my chance to get right into the game .....mr i want to que up for hours play for hours and then go for it with a pair of twos......im reduced to 26k

tbc


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 07, 2018, 11:33:37 AM
SO ON WE GO AND SURE ENOUTH  MY CHIPS CANT REBUILD ,A OLD HAG YOU KNOW THE SORT 55/65 BLONDE SAGGY CARDIGAN CLAD PLAYING POKER WITH HUBBY ON ANOTHER TABLE I LOOK DOWN AT ACE TEN AFTER SOME LIMP CALLS OF A SMALL RAISE FROM MR BIG CHIPS I GO ALL IN MRS BLONDE RINSE SNAPS ME OFF AND ITS HEADS UP AS SHE SHOWS KINGS ......RIVER ACE I WIN....SHE NOW GOESE INTO SUPER MOAN MODE A OLD BAG FRIEND IS WONDERING BY SO SHE RECANTS THE STORY OVER THE TABLE TO HER ONLY NO MENTION OF MY GOING ALL IN BEFORE SHE ACTED JUST ....HER KINGS LOST TO ME WITH ACE TEN ...THE OTHER OLD BAG LOOKS AT ME LIKE IVE FARTED IN A LIFT WITH TWO PEOPLE HER BEING ONE OF THEM ,I DONT GIVE A FLYING PUCK AS IM STILL STACKING HAG ONES CHIPS AND AM IN NO MOOD TO MAKE SYMPATHETIC NOISES......IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN ,AND ON THE WAY BRING ME A COLD STELLA FROM THE FRIDGE...

OTHER PLAYERS CHIPS GOING UP MINE GOING SOUTH NO HANDS LAST TO LEVEL14 THEN IM OUT ........BACK TO IBIS HOTEL AND OBLIVION ...BREAKFAST NEXT MORNING ,CHINESE FAMILY HAVING BREAKIE TWO GUYS CHATTING ABOUT POKER AS THEY HAD SEEN EACH OTHER IN THE GAME LAST NIGHT ONE STATES HES FROM NEWCASTLE THE OTHER EDINBURGH MR NEWCASTLES EVERY 12 WORD IS FUCKING FAMILY BESIDE ME WINCE .ANOTHER GLORIOUS AMBASSADOR FOR THE GAME AND HIS HOME CITY.....

SO DOWN THE MOTORWAY I GO ...NO DISCOUNT FROM IBIS STAFF EVEN THOUGH I HAD GOT THEM TO WIPE SMEARED PALM PRINTS OFF HEAD BOARD AND AT BREAK FAST HAD CONSOLIDATED MY CLAIM FOR FREE PARKING BY BRINGING A TOTALY WORN OUT TOWEL DOWN AND ASKED IF THIS WAS THE USUAL STANDARD THEY HAVE ,THE GIRL MANAGER DECLINED MY SUGGESTION OF FREE PARKING........IN A PEVERSE WAY I RESPECT HER FOR HER STANDING UP TO ME .....

BACK TO LUTON IN THE SUNDAY GAME SAT BESIDE THE CHINA MAN WHO SAYS HES OF TO SEE THE SCOTT OF MALTA ACES FIRST HAND AND OTHER GOOD STUFF THAT I COULD HAVE DESPERATLEY DONE WITH AT COVENTRY GOT SOME MONEY OUT OF THE GAME AS PLAYERS ARE ALL LOOKING AT THERE SMART PHONES FOLLOWING THE GOLIATH .......

SO IF THE ORGANISERS OF THE GOLIATH CAN GET THERE SHIT TOGETHER SO PLAYERS CAN ACTUALEY ENTER THE GAME AND RE ENTER WITHOUT WAITING ALL DAY THE PRICE POOL CAN EASLY BE OVER 1.000,000    YOU ARE TAKING 25% RAKE FOR PETES SAKE SUPPLY THE SERVICE ........OR IF YOU DONT MAYBE ANOTHER WILL......now must look up whats on at DTD

howdoyoumakeasmallfortuneatpokerstartwithalargeone



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 14, 2018, 10:14:22 AM
SO POPPED UP TO THE VICTORIA CASINO FOR THERE GAME ON LAST FRIDAY THEY TOOK ABOUT 65,000 BY FRIDAY AND STILL HAD ONE DAY ONE TO GO ON SATURDAY ,...WHO KNOWS MAYBE INSTEAD OF CHASING MY ARSE UP TO COVENTRY TRUE LOVE IS CLOSER TO HOME.....

DECIDED AS AM FEELING KNACKERED WITH WORK AND POKER JET LAG FROM DESPERATELY SEEKING THE BIG HIT I WOULD TAKE THE TRAIN ..£.17.40P..AND WOULD ALLOW TWO HOURS FOR THE JOURNEY SO THAT I ARRIVE WITH TIME TO SHOOT THE BREEZE AND KICK BACK......AHHHH ITS GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN
LAST MINUTE WORK SITUATION MEANS I GET TO TRAIN STATION WITH 50 MINS TO GO HOT BOTHERED AND TIRED//.....ONTO TRAIN TICKET THAT I JUST BOUGHT NOT WORKING AT BARRIER SO GUARD LETS ME THRU MMMM NOT A GOOD OMEN
IM IN THE CARRIAGE AND DECIDE TO TAKE SOME POWER KNAP MOMENTS A BIT LIKE I DO AT THE POKER TABLE .....HEAD DOWN SHUT EYES AND SEEK OBLIVION ...I THINK THE POKER REGS KNOW THAT IM NOT HAVING A TURN OR BEING A NUTTER BY NOW AS THEY WILL HAVE SEEN ME DO THIS A LOT BY NOW.....ON THE TRAIN THERE ARE A GROUP OF STUDENTS GOING TO LONDON ALL TUCKERED UP FOR A JOLLY ON A BOAT SOME SORT OF END OF TERM THING,ANYWAY MR STUDENT IS RECANTING HIS EXPLOITS OF LIVING IN GERMANY HIS LIVING ARRANGEMENTS AND HIS FELLOW STUDENTS IDROSINCRASIES PLUS THE INFORMATION THAT THE LECTURES SEEM TO BE ONE PAGE AHEAD OF THEM AT THE MATHS SECTION ....HIS BUZZ WORDS SEEM TO BE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE QUANTIFIED WITH ...LIKE ...AND WELL I.......HE GOBS ON TO THE SIX OTHER 20 ISH GUYS AND GIRLS.......AND I THE POKER PLAYER TUTUMKARMAN TOMB WAITING TO BE DISCOVERED TRY TO POWER KNAP.....
FAT CHANCE IM GETTING A SUBLIMINAL DRIP FEED OF GERMAN LIFE AND HOW HAMBURG IS THE PLACE TO PARTY AND YOU CAN PHOTO SHOP YOUR OWN ID AND LAMINATE IT TO GET INTO VENUES....

OUT AT PANCRAS PASS THE TWO PIANOS ...NO ELTON JOHNS TODAY JUST SOME KIDS ..OUT AT EDGEWARE ROAD AND THERE IS THE FIRST STREET BEGGAR OUT TO THE STRIP DOWN TO THE VICTORIA AND WE HAVE TWO OR THREE AFGHAN LOOKING BEGGARS SITTING ON THERE PIECES OF CARBOARD BY THE PHONE BOXES ......MAKES ME FEEL RACIST AS I FEEL THEY SHOUDNT BE THERE ,BUT I CONSOLE MYSELF WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF THEY WERE BLATANTLY HOME GROWN I WOULD NOT GIVE TO THEM EITHER...
AND INTO THE VICTORIA AND MY FREE ROULETTE BET IS PROFFERED AND ACCEPTED
THE GAME IS ON ......I GET A FEW HANDS AND OF COURCE COMPARE THE GOOD ONES WITH MY RECENT EXPEDITION TO THE GOLIATH .....CARD DRY .....SOME HANDS JUST ENOUTH TO HANG IN THERE AND GIVE YOU HOPE ....CARD DRY...BREAKS COME AND GO AND I SEE A FEW REGS INCLUDING CAPTAIN KIRK .....I HAVE A CUP OF TEA WITH BISCUITS  1.50P GAVE 2.00 KEEP THE CHANGE LOOK EVERY ONE I JUST TIPPED THE WAITRESS COME ON YOU POKER KARMA PIXIES GIVE ME SOME OF THE GOOD STUFF.....TEN LEVELT BLINDS GOING THRU THE TOOF IM OUT IN LEVEL 9.....
FOR SOME REASON OF FURTHER WANTING TO PUNISH MY SELF I PUT 20 POUNDS DOWN ON THE DICE GAME I ASK FOR TEN POUNDS ON 6 AND TEN ON 8 THE DEALER LOOKS AT ME AND REALISES I KNOW NOWT ABOUT DICE AS 9 POUNDS ON IS THE BET NOT TEN I GET 2 POUNDS CHANGE AND ALL THE DICE BAR FLYS SEE ME EXPOSED AS A NEWBY COME TO MUCK UP THERE FLOW ......MY NUMBERS COME A FEW TIMES AND I PRESS THEN TAKE IT DOWN 67 PONDS NOT BAD TA TA DICE
AND I AROUND TO THE EDGWARE ROAD TUBE AND ITS SHUT 2.00AM ISH TAXI TO PANCRAS DRIVER CHATTING AWAY AND ONCE I SAY WHERE AND WHAT I WAS DOING HE ASKS THE MANDATORY QUESTION....WHAT WAS MY BIGGEST WIN.....FAIR ENOUTH REALY WE ASK WHAT HIS BIGGEST TIP WAS I SUPPOSE...
INTO PANCRAS DOWN THE STAIRS AND BACK UP AS DIRECTED BY THE CLEANER FROM ZIMBARBY A COUCH IS LAID ON AND IT LEAVES IN 8 MINUTES A GROUP OF ABOUT TWENTY ARE MILLING ABOUT THE FRONT OF PANCRAS THERES A BEGGAR GIRL WITH A CARDBOARD SIGN SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT ...IM HOMLESS...I DONT READ ANY MORE SHE LOOKS LIKE A WAISTED THIN THING PROBLEY NOT WITHOUT HEALTH ISSUES WE START TO LOAD ONTO THE COACH ...I COVER THE 4 METRES TO THE BEGGAR AND SEE SHE HAS NO PAPER CUP SO SAY DROP THIS ANY WHERE HER VOICE SPIKES UP ...YES ANY WHERE ...I DROP TWO POUND COINS ONTO HER QUILT TURN AND WALK AWAY NO DOUT WITH LOOKS OF GREAT APPRECIATION FROM THE BEGGAR ...A BIT LIKE THE LONE RANGER RIDING OF INTO THE DUSK ,WHO WAS THAT ,THAT WAS THE LONE RANGER......OR OF COURCE SHE COULD BE THINKING GOOD THATS TWO CANS OR 20% TOWARDS A HIT....
SOME ONE ONCE TOLD ME THE STORY OF A GUY WALKING ALONG A BEECH AND A STORM HAD WASHED THOUSANDS OF STAR FISH AND AS HE WALKED AND THERE WAS A STAR FISH IN FRONT OF HIM HE PICKED IT UP AND TOSSED IT INTO THE SURF SO IT DID NOT DRY UP AND PERISH IN THE SUNS HEAT AS THE THOUSANDS OF OTHERS WOULD .....HIS COMPANION SAID I DONT KNOW WHY YOU BOTHER THERE ARE SO MANY YOU CANT SAVE THEM ALL,NO I CANT HE REPLIES JUST THAT ONE.
AND ONTO COACH AND THE POKER KARMA KICKS IN MR STUDENT I USED TO LIVE IN GERMANY AND HIS CREW ARE ALL THERE ONLY NOW HES HAD AMPLE DRINK SO HES EVEN MORE VOCAL AND SO ARE HIS CHUMS ...ONE OF THE GIRLS HAD HER BUM TOUCHED BY A REVELLER AND SHE IS PISSED ...ITS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT ...I SEEK OBLIVION POWER KNAP AS THE COUCH DRIVER SWERVES THE LARGE COUCH THRU SOME VERY NICE LONDON STREETS REVELLERS HERE AND THERE I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND THINK WHAT I DID RIGHT AND WHAT I DID WRONG .......
WHENT TO LUTON G SUNDAY GOT A CHEAP TICKET TO THERE SPECIAL ,GOT 2357 OUT OF A SPLIT .......AAAAAHHHHHH.....CHEAP SWEATIES YOUR GOING TO LUTON.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 17, 2018, 08:04:38 PM
NEXT TARGET DTD 250K GT DRIVE UP TOMMOROW SATURDAY STAY AT CHEAP B AND B AND PLAY LIKE IVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE.....AHHHHH GOOD TO HAVE A PLAN.......WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG....



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on August 18, 2018, 11:00:53 PM
SO HERE I AM IN THE CHEAP B AND B PLAYED LIKE A TROOPER IN THE 250K GT DTD EVENT THERE WERE 18 LEVELS OF 25 MINS EACH WITH 2 15 MIN BREAKS......GRIND GRIND LOOK AROUND VERY FEW LUTON REGS ONE THAT I MENTIONED THE EVENT TO IN LUTON I SEE THERE AND SEE HIM RE ENTERING ......I HAD ONE REALY GREAT CHANCE I HAD 160K AND IVE LIMPED WITH A PAIR OF 5S three other players have also limped then a player makes it 5.5k to play five of us call then the big blind makes it 22k all in the next player makes it 55k and the next player thinks and codjotates then pass as do i the all in genius shows ace seven off and the all in caller has ace king the flop comes king eight five rainbow giving me a set of fives and mr think and codjotate a set of eights so we would have both been sucking each other off in the showers.....but ace seven genius has blown us out of the hand ....river a five to give me quads.and what would have been ovver 360k chips when the average was 80k  aaahhhhhh little componsation that genius is out ,not...

we are at level 17 and i have 145k i limp with ace jack off 12k to play seat 4 goes all in for 48k seat nine the big blind who has been chatting to all and sundrey says how much then calls him from her 200k stack not realising that i have limped she goes to turn her hand over ....the dealer tells her other players so she stops turning her hand over but not before i see a flash of what i think is ten jack .......i tell the seat nine player that i think i saw your hand and what ever happens i will tell her before she turns it over the dealer calls the floor and i tell the floor what i think to be the case that i have seen the ladys hand the floor man says its action up to me......now im of a mind to flat and if the flop comes AGAINST ME I CAN BAIL OUT AND THEN IT GETS CORRUPTED.....THE PLAYER BESIDE THE LADY SAYS TO HER HE DIDNT SEE HER HAND AND HE WAS LOOKING TO SEE IT AND IM TALKING RUBBISH I CANT HAVE SEEN THE HAND.........RED RAG BULL .......O SOD IT I SAY ALL IN FOR MY 145K ...NOW THE LADY IS IN A DILEMA .....WHO IS SHE TO BELIVE ME THAT HAS SAID I HAVE SEEN HER HAND OR CHUMMY SHE IS TALKING TO......      ......     SHE CALLM ME LEAVING HER SELF CHIP CRIPPLED IF SHE DOUSENT WIN ......YOU HAVE TEN JACK I TELL HER AND SHE DULY TURNS OVER THAT HAND TO MY ACE JACK AND THE ALL IN GUY FOR 48K HAS KING NINE SUITED .........FLOP COMES A TEN WITH A FLUSH DRAW FOR THE LADY TURN A JACK AND RIVER A BLANK IM OUT .....ITS ONLEY WHEN IM WALKING AWAY THAT IREALISE I SHOULD HAVE ENQUIRED OF THE FLOOR IF I FLAT CALL HER CALL OF MR 48K ALL IN WAS SHE HELD TO NON AGRESSIVE ACTION BUT BECAUSE OF HER CHATTY SELF OPINIONATED NEXT SEAT MATE SAYING I CANT HAVE HER CARDS I ACTED RASHLEY........

SO BACK TO CHEAPEST ROOM IN CHEAPEST B AND B IN BEESTON ,THATS RIGHT ITS HYLANDS WE HAVE ALL RUN UP AND DOWN THE STEPS AT THIS ROCKY GYM......MY ROOM IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE 1970S RARE AND INTERESTING VARIETIES OF ATHLETES FOOT AWAIT MY STEPPING OF THE SUPLIED TOWEL I AM USING BESIDE THE BED AND THE TV IS BALANCED ON A METAL ARM WITH A WOODEN TRAY ON IT THAT ANY 17 YEAR OLD WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD TO TAKE HOME FROM HIS WOOD WORK CLASS FOR HIS MUM.......

4 TINS OF JOHN SMITHE,DECIDED TO GIVE STELLA A REST PLUS THEY ONLY HAD STELLA IN BOTTLES ON OFFER AT THE MINI MARKET SHOP DOWN THE ROAD PLUS 2 BAGS OF MULTI BAG MCOY CRISPS AND I FEEL A LITTLE RELAXED.........TOMORROW ITS 10.00OCLOCK AM FOR THE TURBO THEN 3.00PM FOR SOME WIN A ENTRY TO A MILLION GAME 150 PLUS 15 FOR 5 GT 5K SEATS OR SIMALAR....

17 LEVELS GRINDING AWAY LIKE A MOTHER AND SOME TWAT HASNT THE COP ON TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT WHEN THE LADY IS FACING A BIG DECISION BUT IS GIVING HER ADVICE TO SAY I CANT HAVE SEEN HER CARDS ,WHICH OF COURCE GIVES HER MORE REASON TO CALL ..........WONDERFUL.......

 


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 09, 2018, 10:34:47 AM
SO SEVERAL BIGGISH COMPS BY MY STANDARDS IN LONDON AND LUTON AND NOW IM AT THE DTD 50K GT THRU TO DAY TWO WITH 528K  WHEN AVERAGE IS ABOUT 700K AND IM IN THE B AND B OF ASPIRING POKER WANNEABEAS 35 A NIGHT ITTTTSSSS HYLANDS ,   EVEN WITH THAT I MANAGED TO COCK IT UP NOT WANTING TO WASTE MONEY I THOUGHT I WOULD WAIT AND SEE IF I WAS THRU TO DAY TWO SO AT 8PM LAST NIGHT WHEN I HIT SOME BLINDING FORM AND GOT MY CHIPS UP TO 800K WHEN THE AVERAGE WAS 185K I PHONED THE B AND B TO BE TOLD THEY HAD 4 ROOMS STILL AVAILABLE SO I DIDNT BOOK .....COME 1.00AM WHEN THE POKER AT DTD FINISHED I PHONED THE B B AND GOT THE NIGHT PORTER MAN WHO SAYS NO WE ARE FULL...I SAID THATS STRANGE YOU HAD 4 EMPTY AT 8.00PM HE SAID ..VERY BUSY NO ROOMS...                SO WHAT TO DO IM IN NOTTINGHAM EXPERIANCE TELLS ME THAT ASKING AT THE MOTORWAY TYPE PLACES GETS THEM LICKING THERE LIPS WITH A YES WE HAVE A ROOM ITS 120 OR 140 ....THATS WITH BREAKFAST....F U AND SWIVEL....SO NOTHING FOR IT I DRIVE AROUND THE BACK OF THE B AND B THAT I USUALEY KIP AT AND GET A COUPLE OF COATS OUT OF THE BACK OF THE CAR RECLINE THE SEAT....I RECAL THE OLD DAYS WHEN RECLINEING THE SEAT WOULD BE BECAUSE YOU HAD GOT LUCKY WITH THE LADIES...AND SNUGGLE DOWN WITH A PIECE OF THE COAT OVER MY FACE AND EYES TO KEEP THE LONE LIGHT BULB THAT SHINES ON THE CAR PARK OUT OF MY VISION ,THE LAST THING I SEE AS I SLIP INTO A NOT UNCOMFORTABLE SLUMBER IS A STACK OF RECLAIMED BRICKS STACKED UP FOR RE USING AND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR PARK AREA SOME BIG OLD SLABS OF YORK STONE THAT ARE ABOUT 4 INCHES THICK BY 4 FOOT LONG AND 2 FOOT WIDE AND LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN SALVAGED FROM THE RAILWAY PLATFORM OF A HARRY POTTER FILM.......SLEEP THE GREAT EQUALISER ....RICH MAN POOR MAN BEGGER MAN THIEF SLEEP IS ALL THERE BEST FRIEND....
CAME TO ITS APROACHING DAYLIGHT AND A GIRL IS TROTTING OF TO WORK IN THE STREET OUTSIDE I ADJUST MY LEGS AND GRAB ANOTHER 15 MINS OF OBLIVION  ,,,I GET THE COMPUTER OUT OF THE CAR AND TRY TO LOG ONTO THE B AND B WI FI  BUT NO LUCK SIGH BLONDE POKER WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE UP DATE, ISEEM TO REMEMBER A WW2 REPORTER THAT WAS FILMED MAKING VINYL DISC RECORDS OF THE EVENTS IN THE WAR AS HE FOUGHT ALONG SIDE THE TROOPS THE URGENCY OF THE UP TO DATE INFORMATION BEING TRANSCIBEBD FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS TO WONDER AND BE IN AWE OF .....GOD KNOWS WHAT HE WOULD MAKE OF MY COPY CAT BUTTON TYPING ....
A GUY COMES PASS THE CAR AND OPENS THE GATES I FEEL OBLIGED TO TELL HIM WHY IM KIPPING IN MY CAR IN HIS CAR PARK ....HE SAYS THANKS AND TELLS ME THE OFFICE WILL BE OPEN 7.00AMISH I DRIVE DOWN TO THE CO OP SHOP ON THE CORNER NO BREAK FAST BAPS YET .....IM PLANNING IN MY MIND WELL I CAN PUT MY WASH GEAR IN A PLASTICK CARRIER BAG AND GO UP TO THE LARGE TESCOS IN BEESTON THERE IS BOUND TO BE A TOILETS AND I WILL JUST HAVE TO SPLASH AND SHAVE AS MUCH OF MY LITTLE AREA AS I CAN ......   ........BUT AS A PRECAUTION MY SPIDER SENCES KICK IN AND I RECALL THE NIGHT PORTER FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE SOUNDED AS IF I WOKE HIM UP AND I WAS A BOTHER AT 1.00AM IN THE MORNING ........I GO BACK UP TO THE B AND B ANY ROOMS I ENQUIRE YES THE OWNER REPLIES AND SAYS SHE HAD EMPTYS LAST NIGHT .....BOOKED IN INTO SHOWER INTO BREAKFAST  INTO ROOM BOLLOCK NACKED ONTO BLOG AND NOW YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS ME ......THE ROOM WITH ITS ONCE UPON A TIME EXPENSIVE AXMINSTER CARPET IN BLUE AND FLOWERS THE PLASTER CORNIECE CIRCA 1900 THAT GOES AROUND THE CEILING THEN STOPS AT THE PLASTER BOARD WALL THAT DIVIDES THE ROOM INTO TWO ROOMS  WITH MY ROOM HAVING HALF THE FIRE PLACE IN IT WHIELST THE OTHER HALF IS IN THE NEXT ROOM OR THERE CUPBOARD ALL VERY SIMALAR TO THE OLD STEP TOE AND SON EPISODE WHEN THE DAD AND SON HAVE A ROW AND BUILD A WALL RIGHT DOWN THE CENTRE OF THERE LIVING ROOM THEN HAVE THE TV IN THE MIDDLE AND ARE WATCHING I THINK THE 1966 WORLD CUP .....YES IT IS AMAZING HOW I HAVE TIME TO REPORT ALL THIS LUCKY,BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO IN A B AND B IN NOTTINGHAM AS I WAIT TO GO TO THE SECOUND HALF AT 2.00PM .........
THE IS A OLD ROCK HUDSON FILM IT HAD LARRY HAGMAN IN IT ALSO ,THE GUY THAT WHENT ON TO BE JR EWING IN THE OIL TYCOON THE NAME OF WHICH ESCAPES ME AT THIS TIME,...ANY WAY IN THE ROCK HUDSON FILM HES THE PRESIDENT OF THE U S A AND THRU A WHOLE LOAD OF COCK UPS 3 OR 4  AMERICAN BOMBERS WITH NUKES ARE ATTACKING RUSSIA STAYING BELOW THE RADAR AS THEY FLY OVER ALASKA ,IN ORDER TO TRY AND RECTIFY THE BALLS UP THE AMERICANS HAVE HAD THERE PILOTS BEING TALKED TO BY THERE WIVES THE PRESIDENT AND ALL OTHERS BUT CANT PERSWADE THEM TO ABORT THERE ATTACK MISSION AS THEY ARE ON A MISSION FOR THE U S A AND EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE MY WIFE AND CAN TELL ME WHAT OUR THREE YEAR OLD SAID TO ME AS LEFT FOR THE AIR FIELD 9 HOURS AGO IT MIGHT BE A COMMIE PLOT AND I HAVE TO DO MY DUTY AND LAUNCH MY NUKES WHEN IN PLACE.......SO THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT DECIDES TO TELL THE RUSSIANS THAT ITS NOT A ALL OUT STRIKE JUST A COCK UP AND HERE IS THE FLIGHT INFORMATION OF THE AMERICAN BOMBERS ,WHO NOW THEY ARE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF ATTACK WILL CHOOSE THERE OWN ROUTES FRON ABOUT 12 THAT ARE AVAILABLE.....THE RUSSIANS LAUNCH ALL AVAILABLE FIGHTERS AND SPOTTING TECNOLIGY .....THE AMERICAN NUKE BOMBERS THAT HAVE RADAR THAT CAN SEE THE RUSSIAN ACTIVITY KNOW THAT ALL BUT ONE OF THERE ROUTES ARE GOING TO BE BLOCKED WHEN THEY HAVE TO RISE TO CLEAR LAND FALL AND WILL SHOW ON RUSSIAN RADAR SO ALL BUT ONE OF THE USA BOMBERS RISE ABOVE RADAR LEVEL ARE DETECTED AND ALL THE RUSSIAN JETS ZERO IN ON TO THEM DESPITE ROCK HUDSON TELLING THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT ITS A DECOY AND TO KEEP SOME JETS BACK FOR THE REAL TARGET ......THE LONE USA BOMBER GETS TO TARGET AND LAUNCHES.......

LONG WINDED AND  A BIT HARD TO SEE WHAT IT HAS TO DO WITH POKER, AT 2.00PM IM IN A JET WITH NUKES WHETHER IM A RADAR SACKRIFISE OR THE ONE THAT GETS THRU I DONT KNOW ONLY TIME AND EVENTS WILL TELL
ON M1 HOUR DELAY GETTING HERE TO NOTTINGHAM 3X £60 ENTRYS TO COMP ,OGGLING WAITRESSES EYE CANDY, TUNA MELT JACKET POTATO AT DTD VERY NICE AND GOOD VALUE ,LISTING TO OTHER PLAYERS BITCHING AT EACH OVER STANDARD AND UNIVERSAL

I MAY RE BLOG WITH GLOWING ACCOUNT OF TOM THE NOTTINGHAM POKER HERO   WHICH WILL RUN TO SAY 500 WORDS OR IF I DO SHIT IT WILL JUST SAY ...TOM THE NOTTING HAM.

YOUKNOWYOUAREREALYINTHESHITWHENYOUHITROCKSBOTTOM   


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 10, 2018, 10:02:31 AM
SO TOM THE NOTTING HAM HERE ....BOLLO....AS I LOOKED AROUND THE DTD POKER ROOM I WAS STRUCK BY HOW OLD AND BENT OVER THE MAJORIETY OF PLAYERS LOOK AND THERES THIS ONE OR THAT ONE WALKING WITH A STICK OR OTHER OLD FOGGIES APLIANCE HELP.........OF COURCE HAD I DONE WELL I WOULD HAVE WITH THE SAME EYES SEEN A THRIVING AREANA OF THRUST AND PAR OF EXELLANCE IN A MENTAL AJILLITY OF SUPREME HUMAN KIND CONVEYING THE MESSAGE    I AM.

AGAIN NOT HARDLY ANY OLD LUTON REGS THEN OUT OF THE BLUE THERE APPEARS BABY WIPE JOHNSON AND SITA AT MY TABLE ,WE GREAT EACH OTHER LIKE WERE THE ONLY GAYS IN THE VILLIAGE AND HE EVEN APPLAUDS MY LITTLE JOKE WITH THE DEALER ON HER NAME BEING FEDE AND I WON A HAND SO SHE ALWAYS DELIVERS ,IM OUT HES STILL IN THE DOOR BECKONS I ANSWER ITS CALL DOWN M1 DELAYS AT MILTON KEYES I TURN OF AND TRY TO FOLLOW BEDFORD SIGNS THEN ONTO LUTON ....FAIL.....30 MINS LATTER IM BACK ON M1, I TRULY BELIEVE I COULD GET LOST IN MY OWN BATH...INTO LUTON G 145 COMP WITH LAST LONGEST THE BUY INS HAVE JUST FINISHED .....IM OUT AND SMASH 20 ON ROULETE AS I PASS MAKE 20 PROFIT .....HOME ....GARAGE IN HARPENDEN ALWAYS GOOD FOR REDUCED FOODIE ITEMS IF YOU HIT IT AT THE RIGHT TIME .....ITS THE RIGHT TIME......HOME INTERNET BED
SO THAT WAS MY WEEK END AND IM ALL POKERED OUT ................HOW WAS YOURS.

IN THE POSTING OF THESE THOUGHTS I SEE HOW PEOPLE GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THE EGO TRIP OF OTHER PEOPLE READING THE CONTENT AND BEING IN THE WRITERS MIND IMPRESSED WITH THE CONTENT AND ORIGINALITY OR SHEER GENIUS AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY ARE TWEETING , FACEBOOKING , INSTAGRAMING ,WHATSAPP ,FACE TIME , AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT THEY OR I AM LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP ......WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE WORLD WOULD PLAY OUT ALLA DR STRANGE LOVE WITH A DONALD TAKING THE PART OF PETER SELLERS....
REST ASSURED I SHALL NOT BE JUMPING ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA BAND WAGON MY MESSAGES WILL STILL BE A TORN PIECE OF PARCHMENT TIED TO A ARROW AND FIRED INTO THE AIR ....

AND NOW I SUPPOSE I HAD BETTER GO AND DO SOME WORK TO PAY FOR MY POKER SPLURGE WEEK END


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: nirvana on September 10, 2018, 12:22:34 PM
You promised you'd mention me so despite the excellent reports I'm very disappointed


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: RED-DOG on September 10, 2018, 01:00:02 PM
Love the reports but the capitals are doing my head in.

I was going to say caps are doing my head in but it opened the door to too many jokes.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on September 10, 2018, 10:12:22 PM
ooppps i forgot to mention glavana ,so a short while ago i was at luton g and who sits down beside me but the old rocker of poker, tats and all he with the face of a thousand orgies fresh out of his gimp mask on his trade mark glass of red wine we chat mostly about this one and that one of the old gang of retrobates with a special mention from glavana about the one that always used to flounce out of the poker room with a sigh when he got knocked out early , which was pretty often i knew who he meant as the old blondite he was on about had been in a few days earlier mentioning in passing that he hadnt sold his mustang yet to any one that was within ear shot ....obvious case of penile defisioncy being made up by high ticket purchase ... now at this time i had a free drink ticket that i had got of uncle fester for making a straight flush ...sick realy if it was a royal flush i might have got a bag of crisps as well but hey ho a freebie is a freebie..so liking old glavana i offered to buy him his next wine with it which he was happy to have ...you dont have to waste time with him asking if he would like another its a given ...
so next time hes at luton g and orders a pizza he can expect me to hover by his elbow looking for payback.....

GLAVANA WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR ,SEE IF YOU CAN SAY YES TO 4 OF THE ITEMS BELOW

1/DOING A SPEECH AT YOUR WEDDING.
2/RELYING ON HIM TO PICK UP A POSSE OF GIRLS AT A VEGAS POKER EVENT AND BRINGING THEM BACK TO YOUR HOTEL FOR A PARTY.
3/BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE WHAT CREAM TO PUT ON  WHICH EMBARRASSING RASH.
4/WHEN USING YOUR LAP TOP TRUSTING HIM TO NOT LOOK UP YOUR SEARCH HISTORY.
5/BEING ABLE TO NOT LAUGH WHEN HE STARTS EVERY FIFTH SENTENCE WITH THE WORD WELL.

IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TICK YES TO 4 OF THE 5 ITEMS ABOVE CLEARLY YOU HOLD HIM IN HIGH REGARD AND HAVE A DEEP AND LONG UNDERSTANDING OF HIS HUMANITY WITH ALL ITS HIGH STANDARDS AND LOFTY BEST WISHES FOR HIS FELLOW MAN AND CONSIDER YOURSELF  FLAVOURED THAT YOU HAVE HAD THE GOOD FOURTUNE TO HAVE BEEN IN HIS PRESENCE AND TO HAVE KNOWN HIM EVEN IF IN ONLY SOME SMALL WAY .................or of cource you might think hes a twat and you are setting him up for the mother of all slow rolls.



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 02, 2018, 11:20:56 AM
SO HERE WE GO LINING UP FOR THE BIG WEEK AT LUTON G TRYING DESPERATLEY TO WIN A 1000 TICKET NO LUCK SO FAR STILL THERE IS A 10 TICKET GT EVENT COMING UP THAT SHOULD BE THE KING OF ALL SHOVE FESTS ...MUST SAY LIKE A OLD DRUGGIE IM GETTING A TASTE FOR THE VIC DEEP STACK A BETTER CLASS OF POKER MISFITS SPEWING OF THERE CHIPS THAN WHAT YOU GET IN THE SHIRES

HEY HOW WHAT WAS IT EINSTEIN SAID ABOUT THE PROOF OF MADNESS SOME THING ABOUT DOING THE SAME OLD ACTIONS AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUT COME , OR WAS IT GET YOUR TITS OUT MISS MONROE , I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THEM ..


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: nirvana on October 02, 2018, 12:29:49 PM
ooppps i forgot to mention glavana ,so a short while ago i was at luton g and who sits down beside me but the old rocker of poker, tats and all he with the face of a thousand orgies fresh out of his gimp mask on his trade mark glass of red wine we chat mostly about this one and that one of the old gang of retrobates with a special mention from glavana about the one that always used to flounce out of the poker room with a sigh when he got knocked out early , which was pretty often i knew who he meant as the old blondite he was on about had been in a few days earlier mentioning in passing that he hadnt sold his mustang yet to any one that was within ear shot ....obvious case of penile defisioncy being made up by high ticket purchase ... now at this time i had a free drink ticket that i had got of uncle fester for making a straight flush ...sick realy if it was a royal flush i might have got a bag of crisps as well but hey ho a freebie is a freebie..so liking old glavana i offered to buy him his next wine with it which he was happy to have ...you dont have to waste time with him asking if he would like another its a given ...
so next time hes at luton g and orders a pizza he can expect me to hover by his elbow looking for payback.....

GLAVANA WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR ,SEE IF YOU CAN SAY YES TO 4 OF THE ITEMS BELOW

1/DOING A SPEECH AT YOUR WEDDING.
2/RELYING ON HIM TO PICK UP A POSSE OF GIRLS AT A VEGAS POKER EVENT AND BRINGING THEM BACK TO YOUR HOTEL FOR A PARTY.
3/BEING ABLE TO TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE WHAT CREAM TO PUT ON  WHICH EMBARRASSING RASH.
4/WHEN USING YOUR LAP TOP TRUSTING HIM TO NOT LOOK UP YOUR SEARCH HISTORY.
5/BEING ABLE TO NOT LAUGH WHEN HE STARTS EVERY FIFTH SENTENCE WITH THE WORD WELL.

IF YOU ARE ABLE TO TICK YES TO 4 OF THE 5 ITEMS ABOVE CLEARLY YOU HOLD HIM IN HIGH REGARD AND HAVE A DEEP AND LONG UNDERSTANDING OF HIS HUMANITY WITH ALL ITS HIGH STANDARDS AND LOFTY BEST WISHES FOR HIS FELLOW MAN AND CONSIDER YOURSELF  FLAVOURED THAT YOU HAVE HAD THE GOOD FOURTUNE TO HAVE BEEN IN HIS PRESENCE AND TO HAVE KNOWN HIM EVEN IF IN ONLY SOME SMALL WAY .................or of cource you might think hes a twat and you are setting him up for the mother of all slow rolls.



Haha. Missed this excellent homage. Thanks Tom


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: nirvana on October 02, 2018, 12:30:53 PM
SO HERE WE GO LINING UP FOR THE BIG WEEK AT LUTON G TRYING DESPERATLEY TO WIN A 1000 TICKET NO LUCK SO FAR STILL THERE IS A 10 TICKET GT EVENT COMING UP THAT SHOULD BE THE KING OF ALL SHOVE FESTS ...MUST SAY LIKE A OLD DRUGGIE IM GETTING A TASTE FOR THE VIC DEEP STACK A BETTER CLASS OF POKER MISFITS SPEWING OF THERE CHIPS THAN WHAT YOU GET IN THE SHIRES

HEY HOW WHAT WAS IT EINSTEIN SAID ABOUT THE PROOF OF MADNESS SOME THING ABOUT DOING THE SAME OLD ACTIONS AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUT COME , OR WAS IT GET YOUR TITS OUT MISS MONROE , I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THEM ..


Good luck in the quest for the golden ticket


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 04, 2018, 12:27:01 PM
Wow who is this glevana guy no sooner has he twerped his inclination that he would like me to get a ticket for the big one and it comes true at luton g last night ,i managed to creep under the wire and grab a willy wonka gold bar wrap....nice ....i shall have to reward glavana with a suitable reward when i next see him not the weinstein holywood reward for struggling actresses thou as i would have concern for poor old glavanas knees on the hard floor ....im thinking more along the lines of a glass of his favourite blood transfusion cordial.......o and if he could use his super powers to wish me luck with the ladies...or just one of them...and to win the big one all the better.
so this saturday i can pratt about in the 10 seat gt event as the pressure is of and we are looking for a reserve ticket /credit   ...nice...mmmmmmm

SO CUT TO THE SCENE ON ..RED OCTOBER..AND SEAN CONNERY IS GIVING THE SPEECH TO THE CREW ABOUT HOW ONCE AGAIN WE LIKE OUR FATHERS BEFORE US AND THERE FATHERS BEFORE THEM ARE ENGAGED IN PLAYING THE GREAT GAME WITH THERE OLD ADVERSITY  .....then back to me a candle in the wind of ready to set the barn ablaze or flutter out at the first butterfly wing beat from brazil who knows which will happen.....BUTTERFLYS A ENDANGERED SPECISE MY LEFT BOLLOCK IM HERE TO BURN THE BARN DOWN AND HAVE TOASTIE BUTTERFLY WINGS ON TOST ,brown healthy bread of cource.

cut to scene of load of gospel singers in full regalla singing o happy days as i win the gukpt .....mmmmmmm did i just see that foxy young one at the back flash me a special smile .....
and back in the room....



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: nirvana on October 04, 2018, 07:33:27 PM
excellent, well played - will pop in to collect my reward at some point before Xmas


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 05, 2018, 11:38:39 AM
hi glavana just to confirm that some ramblings on a lap top do not constitute a legal contract to supply goods at a guaranteed price or no price as in free......so lush on my old son .....but dig in your own pocket first also i have to protect my self from  the semblances that it appears like we are a couple of old lags looking to swop spit in the showers ,you would have the tap end at bath time of cource...

JUST FINISHED POSTING ON THE   BARRED FROM CASINO PAGE    AND THERES A STORY I FEEL LIKE SHARING WITH ANY THAT WANT TO READ IT ..

As a young man say 20 years of age i was walking down from my local town centre in st albans probley in a happy mood as it was my habit to have 6 to 8 pints of bear then head for the chinese take away then home...as i passed some shops on my left i see a wine shop that some one has thrown a heavy object thru creating a perfect hole the size of a dinner plate with the surrounding glass broken into wedges with sharp edges on seeing this i also see that within easy reaching distance of the hole all the bottles of wine that had been stacked on display had gone leaving the hard to reach ones just needing a bit more determination to reach......my first reaction having taken in this information in my happy mood was to reach in and help my self to some freebies ....happy days what a bonus,forget the fact that i dont drink wine and will just give it away to look big...then a voice in my head....yes i do hear voices...said hang on a minute that glass looks dangerious i looked up and the piece above where i would have to reach in was fluttering in the breeze and was about 2 metres square in area only a triangler shape hovering above the whole where my first thought was to shove my arm thru and grab a freebie which would disturb the shire of glass to plummet down onto my arm , not to my liking i now decide stuff the wine thats bloody dangerious and maybe i should find some thing to knock the glass down to prevent the next person losing a limb ,not being able to see anything i decide to jog on as the saying goes ,all of this has tacken say 4 miniutes then my spider man instincts cut in and for no reason i turn and look across the road to a door way where i see two police officers watching me .....i wont go into the rights or wrongs of the police using a entrapment which could cripple or kill some one ...i look at them them at me then i turn and walk on.

the point i am trying to make is that any one can see a quick grab oppertunity for percived gain and its only if our inner voices have a balancing meckanism that rationalises and comes up with the thought thru cource of action that ones own moral code of right or wrong signs of on at that moment....
had a thumping great lump of glass not been in danger of cutting my arm off would i have nicked the wine and got nicked or would i have said no to my primal instinct on moral grounds.....
i dont know but al least even in a intoxicated state my self presavation instints /moral code allowed me to body swerve that one.....with spider man instincts like that how can i not win the gukpt big one....
five tickets tonite i wonder who will get the other four....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 06, 2018, 02:56:05 PM
played the five ticket for the big one event last night at luton g ....a hand that i have never seen before happened....blinds 800/1600 i limp with 88 kevin in seat two on my left makes it 3200ish next player makes it 7500ish next player all in 20000ish big blind all in 50000ish up to me wtf         pair of eights cant be winning       i think about calling alla kamikazie style    but just cant do it i pass    kevin the original raiser all in with aces the other three hands are kings queens and jacks      so we have players taking photos and i belive its on the luton g twitter page     the flop 8 rag rag turn rag giving pair jacks a straight last card 8 quads for me had i gone kamikaze mode      pair jacks with a straight wins as douse aces the rest........is this the poker pixies and fairies telling me to not get cocky just because i got a ticket for the big one i still have to do the hard work and ball breaking.....
satalite with 10 seats gt tonite ........what could possible go right.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 08, 2018, 10:59:03 AM
O HAPPY DAYS whent to luton g last night sunday for the 200 plus 25 event ...what are they doing with all these 25s not laying on a free buffett thats for sure ...how about you have a happy table luton g where you pick one table and all the players can have a free drink or meal of the bar menu up to 6 pounds...just saying like ...whodnt want you to lose out to down the road....
any way got there and found alla she of the poka dot wardrobe the wet fetish dream team of one that that i had a ticket from a lps that i had forgotten ....mmmm nice .....the ticket that is......
had to have a rebuy....not so bloody nice ...matters not that i had the other players strangled and they river the out that they have to hit ....when you fall of a mountain wheather its at 1oo metres or 1000 metres you are still jam sandwich.....eerrrr not nice still rebought and got thru to secound day......sort of nice ....    mmmm nice ....but with a  eeerrrr ...still got thru price so far 23400 probley double that when the fish finish swarming up river tomorrow monday    say price pool 40/45k  first say 12/14k   or as i call it toms new land rover discovery with raised wheels that some one else has done all the work on....gree in colour i think....
resting tonite london pride in a pub i know is 2.50ish a pint on mondays ....mmmmmgnice.....
then play tuesday win try to look wise as as soon as you win one of these events people think you are a superiere being and hang on to your every word a bit longer as if mineing for gold nuggetts that they can adhere to......shouldnt take them more than two days to relise this seam has washed out decades ago....then wed for a sata lite    then the big one thurs .....probly split the money when we are 5 handed with me having the larger share as i will be chip leader .....mmmmm nice .
had a naughty thought while in one of the breaks so i asked one of the male staff in the card room to put out a call in the card room as my car was blocked in by another car parking too close and i cant get in to my drivers side ...but luckley i know the name of the owner of the other car as it is mr will that talks a lot ....he was compliant and would have probley got on the tanoy to ask mr .......to please report to card room or to move his car , but the polka dot rockviller heard and blocked that one ......later when we where putting our chips in the bags i saw her with the bags and pens and enquired if the bag lady was here yet.....she flashed me a special look and adjusted her glasses she wasnt wearing ......bring back dina .....soon
mmmmmmm


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 12, 2018, 10:24:59 AM
SO HERE WE ARE ITS 9.36AM FRIDAY THE 12/10/18....GETTING MORE LIKE A BIG BROTHER TIME LINE ANNOUNCEMENT ...THE BIG GUKPT EVENT IS ON AT ONE PM AND I WAS LUCKY TO WIN A SAT TICKET TO IT I THEN PLAYED OTHER SATS BUT GOT BITCH SLAPPED OUT OF THEM ALL
until that is two days ago its a sat with 5 seats for the big one gt and all the hungry and greedy are there it cost 150 plus 15 juice to enter,i mentioned to she of the polka dot wardrobe top that it seems like the club is taking juice twice as there are charging 15 for the comp to win tickets that have 110 juice in them ....she wasnt having it and recited history that all clubs do it and its correct ect...so i get busted out of the comp and have to re buy not the way i envisaged the master plan working mmmmmm then we are into the no reentrey stage and im busted out  rrrrrrr grind teath and head for door pass kebab girl who cheekly chirps up ...o tom are you off ...she likes me realy as do i her.
so out into the club and theres a roulette wheel with 7 and 18 being the last spin numbers ,now i dont belive in playing this folly but any port in a storm i put 5 on 7/11 and 5 on 28/29  it comes in 29 making 90 with bet i lay the lot out with 50 on 29 plus splits of 5 and 10 on 7/11 with 5 on 7 ....it comes 8 i repeat bet ,10 i repeat bet ,32 i repeat bet, 10 i repeat bet .....im chuckling with the girl spinning the wheel as its quiet somthing to be able to hit 5 numbers in a row ,also theres a business man doing 125 a spin darting between two tables and he can see that im getting a lot of action for my initial 10 bet .....you know whats coming dont you .....wheel spins ball goese round and round and plops into 29 ...i treat my self and the club to a gutteral yeeaaah ,will have to practise this as it just made me look like a football thug but all the peaple within a 5 table radius got the message ,now what to do next i take the bet down the girl spins the wheel pit boss and girl are poised if i throw some of my 2160 winnings at them and bark instructions as to this that and neighbours ,i see mr business man is watching also .....i pick up my winnings and walk into the cardroom as the wheel spins on ,i can see later if it repeated for now im a winner .....kebeb girl sees me putting my winnings into a chip tray and i give her a blow by blow account of what i did and this spin number then that spin number....shes happy for me as she used to be a poker player herself,also asks me if i want any cash game i decline then take my tray of winnings and sit in the compertition seat i had left 20 mins ago kebab girl calls non players away from the table but she knows im going to have the crack first ....the players at the table can see tha cash chips ,who busted me out i say i did replies the guy thats reking in a pot he has just won    thank you i say 10 at roulette into over 2k ,any time he says .....it made me sound a bit crass but i just wanted to share my inner yipppeeee yaahhhaaaa with fellow players variouse night all night toms and im of cash up two 1k wraps and change happy tom walking pass bar i see polka dot girl and blonde manager chatting in bar i pass a few words which they humour then goodnight and home,next morning wake big smile and day of rest friday in prep for today.

SO THERE WE HAVE IT ALL THE GRINDING AND HEART ACHE OF PLAYING A SATALITE TO TRY AND WIN SOME CREDIT FOR MY POKER SEATS IN THE FUTURE NO LUCK THEN I FALL INTO A HOLE WITH 2160 UPTO MY ARM PITS ....IM I TO TAKE THIS AS DIVINE INTERVENTION THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE THIS TIME THE PLANETS ARE ALLINED AND ALL IS WELL IN THE UNIVERSE AND ITS TOMS TURN TO PLAY MR BIG BOLLOCKS ..no not a bit of it if i go deep in the gukpt it will be because i do all the hard work and dont get unlucky the party poppers and high fives can follow on later.
GOT TO SEE IF ANY ONE HAS A SPARE TICKET TO SELL AT A KNOCKED DOWN PRICE MMMM NICE. 


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: StuartHopkin on October 12, 2018, 10:36:48 AM
Good luck today!


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on October 12, 2018, 10:48:32 AM
Good luck today Thomas.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: booder on October 12, 2018, 03:40:43 PM
Best of luck.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Lucky on November 06, 2018, 05:23:48 PM
Good news or bad news?  You decide.

China Mug has had problems with his PC and seems to have lost or forgotten his login / password.   He's tried the lost password facility on this site, but it doesn't appear to have worked for him.

If any Blonde Poker site administrator sees this and would like to help Tom, could they arrange for a new password to be emailed to him please.     

OTHERWISE THIS DIARY WILL CEASE.  WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT WOULD WE?


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: tikay on November 06, 2018, 05:31:29 PM
Good news or bad news?  You decide.

China Mug has had problems with his PC and seems to have lost or forgotten his login / password.   He's tried the lost password facility on this site, but it doesn't appear to have worked for him.

If any Blonde Poker site administrator sees this and would like to help Tom, could they arrange for a new password to be emailed to him please.     

OTHERWISE THIS DIARY WILL CEASE.  WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT WOULD WE?

Hi Alan,

I have asked the more tech-minded Mods to try & sort this out.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Ironside on November 06, 2018, 06:04:38 PM
can you ask mr mug to email me please ironsidepoker AT gmail DOT com
from the email linked to his account


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Ironside on November 06, 2018, 06:05:23 PM
or message me on  facebook

alistair ironside fowler


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: celtic on November 07, 2018, 11:19:57 AM
Tom,

I've changed your password and sent it to you on your email address that you sent me the pictures on. (hotmail)



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Lucky on November 09, 2018, 08:23:13 PM
Thanks all for your help.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on November 10, 2018, 09:24:58 AM
Turn your caps lock back on Bernard, that'll be it.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 09, 2018, 05:25:52 PM
HI ALL THANKS FOR THE NEW PASS WORD VINNIE , BLOODY FIRM I WORK FOR HAS BLOCKED ALL POKER AND GAMBLING LINKS ON MY COMPANY LAP TOP .....BOLLO .....WHAT A WASTE FOR THE POKER ALUMINATE ....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 01, 2019, 10:57:04 AM
hi and thank o vinnie for the new new password....i onl have to look at a computer and it malfntions ,cant be an thing im doing must be those people that keep phonein me up from microsoft after all the times i have had them remove malware from my computer and all....

so whats new whats good in the solar system known as planet tom ...well i got a 4th place in the victoria xmas hamper worth 4701 so its a bit like one of those computer games where the players shoots the golden whatever and gets loads more bullets so they can continue playing....nice.....for me.   what was particley pleasing for me was that one of the self opiniated toss pots from luton g had had verbals with me at the day one game when he had a stack of chips to gloat over and i had jack all chips then i bust out had to re enter and ended up back on his table for more verbals , then i stayed as he made all the same moves that got him the chips and lost them ......nice....so now for a new year of poker toda at 2.00pm there is a 20k gt 150 plus 20 to enter at the luton g ...20 juice seems a bit high but themn i expect they will have a buffett or at least offer to bu everey one in the card room a drink....uncle fester can have the credit as his own idea of generosety , and i can attest that glavana always finds the wine that little bit sweeter and the glass that little bit fuller and the waitress that little bit flirty when some one else is paying ....compansates for his play ability by truley looking at life thru rosay colloured glasses.....dont change glavana i need all the players i can find that make me look good especialy as the flounce is as rare as a picture of the queen picking her nose....and bang goses me obe.
SO PLAN OF ACTION
LOSE SOME WEIGHT AS OPPOSSED TO FINDING ALL THE WEIGHT THAT OTHER PEOPLE LOSE.
WIN ENOUTH MONEY IN THE FIRST THREE MONTHS OF 2019 TO GET A LAND ROVER DISCOVERY .
PLAY COMPS WITH ENTRY IN THE 100 TO 300 RANGE
GET A NEW KEY BOARD FOR MY OLD STACK COMPUTER THA HAS ALL THE LETTERS WORKING ALL THE TIME.
so not too much of a up hill climb really so without frther ado im off to pret amonger for a skinn latte and nibles....nice.....price a bit high but im worth it....

whatsthefifferancebetween2018and2019noneouarestillreadingthisandwonderingwhoisthebiggerfoolmeforwriteingitoryouforreadingit.

GOOD LUCK IN 2019 YO ALL.....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 06, 2019, 12:07:53 PM
so my little chuckle burps im on plan for 2019 so far ....got a cheeky 1500 from luton g last friday....several old blondetes where there lucky allan ,slipping in late in the comp as he has no need to play all the hours to get his stack to a good size, ....gavin who seemed to have bought his auntie with him as there was a clear and present uncany likineness in hair styles between him and the lady to his right,the only way you could tellm them apart for sure was when she raised most all passed...phil the ex hospital worker turned poker stalker...o and the tall gangly fella with a fetish for jumpers /tops with blue circler ring stripes,can only assume that his nanny wore one at a vital moment of his manly developement...and the ship sails on ....due to a lack of dealers there are players waiting to get a seat in the first hour so the price pool probly could have been 2000 higher if they had enouth dealers ut hey im not there to tell them how to run a sucessful business that could grow and grow until it becomes the number one venue for poker in a 50 mile radius....but i do think some one should.

a amusing exit by me from the game was this old girl who must keep her local hair salon well busy with the londe hair colourings ,she seems to think some one is actualey interested in her knowledge of poker as she dishes it out liberaly wheather you are wanting or not....any way matey goes all in 50k i call with ace jack she goes all in for 130k so 80k more to me which will leave me 50k.......i hum and har then tell her kings dont always win yo know....then i call her matey has ace queen im ace jack she of the blonde rinse has kings ....ace on turn shes out and we stay in ....then the mini melt down....you do the maths lady ....not in a 1000 years will it occr to her to flat the 50k all in then when there is no ace on the first three cards of the flop bet her 80k at me and i have to fold and she loses the minium to the other ace.....no just how can he call ,he must have known i had a monster,yak atty yak yak ....

so its pound shop for treats for my feeders and on to luton g for 4.00pm and the 100 pound game with k gt ......to save time i will blog it know ...i get 4th for 855....not quiet ali predicting what round for the knock out but it will have to do...

in poker you hae to decide do yo want to be a winner a whiner or a winer....reminds me glaana was missing rom the afore mentioned blondete reunion maybe the loveble old 60s rellick will stumble in mumble some words od lifes wisdom and bumble on out at 4.00pm



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Chompy on January 06, 2019, 01:14:07 PM
Good shout about the matching haircuts Bernard, it really was uncanny. Congrats on the win and finding the caps lock.

Watching her hissy fit after getting her kings cracked was comedy.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 09, 2019, 11:42:44 PM
jst got in from luton g ....they had a special where in the cash games they give the highwst hand a 250 pound price i had hweard about this on tuesday night when donna was telling all the regulars so ptting up the minium of 30 pounds i set out to get my free money.....i will just say that again free money in a casino.......to start with there were only two tables so thats one of the 18 up for the price ...g man took a early lead with a king high flush which he then improved to a full house of 888 10 10 with just maybe 20 mins to go a player beside him almost made a bigger full house to clinch the pricez , g man to his credit took it in good form and we all play on ....again g man makes a full house to have it beaten by a bigger full house as one of the most popular players in luton ...nay hertfordshire......well his own mind anyway took the secound pricez ....to be fair he did b uy his table a round of drinks  and promptley ponced a couple of slices of pizza from his neighbour with g man having a pint of lager clearley realising that it may be the only thing hes getting from the free money pricez money ....the winner whent on to win the next price as well with maybe 5 tables of cash poker players trying for it.....so what a brilliant idea and promotion for the cash players , i shall certainley be bending donnas ear as to when is the next simalar event.......well done luton g.
defo pound shop sweats a coming your way.......


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 14, 2019, 11:52:46 PM
PLAN YOUR ACTION ACTION YOUR PLAN....
THE vic deep stack is a coming and im a going get a few quid in that and use it in the gukpt 1000 event ,maybe impress dina....not raj thou as she is impressed by a kit kat .....must remember to not blog after 4 pints of london pride......
whydidthehedgehogcrosstheroadtoseehisflatmate...


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 20, 2019, 10:22:21 AM
so got in from the vic deep stack last night head hit pillow by 1.00pm ,180 pounds with lps , and im thru to day two at 2.00pm today so i shallk be on m1 at 12.00pm thru the tatty parts of london where the eragled flit fronm door to door pass the obligratley pile of carboard on the pavement then into maida vale and the posh bit.......
so whats wrong with that ......i only have 77.5 k when the average is 170k again im the poor relative and can expect to be bitch slapped from pillar to post until i win my first all in and then i can breathe and pass a few hands.....really getting pissed of with the no chips diet .......first is some 27k odd and secound is 18k odd .....ok lots of times i have gone into a final with a large stack only to get card less and wasted and it follows that the opposite can happen ....it only takes a grain of sand to stop the most powerful machine......just once i want to be the powerful machine.....

ok bitching over i shall do my best im of up town to pret coffee and pama ham french stick and bag of crisps ,wish me luck or that i trip over my shadow if i win i shall buy the luton g card room a round of drinks next time im there .....on a quiet night mind and after 2.00pm when the hoards have thinned.....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 21, 2019, 03:55:00 PM
so got to the vic took 1 hour 35 mins from st albans the traffick at kilburn higjh street was awful , had time to watch a street person of about 60 years of age  trying to ponce coins of passers by he was sitting on a concrete low level wall by the petrol station beside the kilburn tube station fag in mouth green gap top under a dirty old pervs type mack as people whent by he uttered a few words regarding have you got any spare coins please none gave so his target to get into the pub or offlicence did noit improve , what i found of interest was as a lady with the full hijab face covering that boris the guy that always looks like he has congealed body fluids matting his golden locks had said looks like a post box the beggar didnt slow his asking for coins she got the same offer as all others , clearly the life on the streets makes the begger treat all as one.
and so on into the vic 107 players with 70 getting paid and im ....youb know it by now ....card dry and into super grind mode ....great made 70 for min cash still around 60 to 100 k then i notice the lifts in money and im trying to ladder other players doing wonderful moves tumble then the moment comes .....blinds 6k and 12k running 1k seat 9 makes it 24k seaat 1 goes all in for 110k i look down at my lasy 60k and my cards arer 78 suited i want to shove all in as the 24k raiser may not even call the other all in and the value is humongus but because inm a good ladderer i know one more out is wort a extra hundred to me so i pass the hand that would make two pair the original caller calls and loses to the all in one pair.....its not a banksky but it is the writing on the wall...more players go and im out for 425 a profit of 245 .....but had i called the all in with my all in i would have had close to 200k which would have carried me to at least 20 to 30 place  im out 45th .....
got te sheet for vics gukpt week with satalites for 1000 seat and im driving home .....woke up abba playing in my head ring ring a event i saw at the st albans arena  ....


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 30, 2019, 11:20:50 AM
WHAT KATIE DID NEXT........BY ENNA BYETOM

SO WHENT TO LUTON G LAST FRIDAY GOT FIRST CHOP FOR 1500 PROFIT NICE ,PETERBED TO HEAR A LOAD OF DEALERS HAD BEEN LAID OF AND LATTER HAD TO WATCH ONE OF THE STAFF BEING VERALLY ABUSED WHEN SHE CLOSED A CASH TABLE DUE TO NO DEALERS EVEN THOU SHE HAD TOLD THE SICKOES BEFORE THE GAME STARTED THAT IT MAY ONLY BE FOR A SHORT TIME AS IN TWO HOURS OR SO ....ANY ONE THAT PLAYS CASH GAMES WITH MORE THAN A 9 POUNDS PER HOUR RAKE IS PISSING IN THE WIND AND THERE FORE A SICKO OR INTO WATER SPORTS..........WHAT IS IT WITH THESE CASINOS THEY DONT MAKE CARS OR FOOD OR HOLIDAYS ALL THEY DO IS GIVE A LOAD OF GAMBLERS A OPATUNITY TO LOSE AT HOUSE GAMES THAT ARE LOADED AGINST THEM AND THEY CANT HAVE ENOITH STAFF .......GOOD JOB THEY DONT FLY AIROPLANES THEY WOULD PROBLY DECIDE THEY DONT REALY NEED THE PILOT.

so armed with the 1500 i whent to london vic as advertised on my felt tip drawing with the silly face....i keep them in a folder and cop[ies can be obtained for a reasonale fee....played the satalite with twen seats gt it made 18.5 seats but none for me out 24 th boo hoo....saw one of the sta a lady dealer that had been helping oit at luton she said she had seen my picture on the luton g twitter page  aaahh at last litterey recognision.....
got te train to te vic tis time 17.70 pounds retrn whic wen you take the thiving london congestion charge into consideration isnt bad ,saw tree eastern europeans on the tube wo produced a white violin claranet and long moth orgin thing for a quick bskin session in the tube compartment then shook there paper cps at peaple my brain was already in poker mode so i fond my self working out ther pay rate as i moved early to te door for my exit ....so three men 2 to 3 mins playing 3 to 5 pounds collected of train into train going other way 5 mins onto train look about no transport police...as they are all too bsy spending my 14 pounds...and repeat buskin ....i make tat 5 per 12 mins or 30 pounds per hoir eqales ten pounds per hour each....
and on into the 200 game at the vic last tues 20k starting stack got thru to day two ...with a congestion charge...phoned them up to argue that the charge should not stand as the road works locking the area cased me to have to use the road to te vic car park and they arnt having it....11.5 pounds ut its a day latter now soits 14 ponds ...i had a flash of the smug face of boris johnson spending my 14 pounds in some swis london page three gathering....and im grinding away at the game like a thing that grinds like a mother ...raj fis is there so i ask where is the good looking poker dealer , her lips perse ,actualy you can see she is realy a bit tired but like a prisoner and a prison warden we have our stone throwing positions to maitain ...she said dina was in manchester ...and tere are 108 players a few from luton vicram ,the chinese guy that is always playing games on three phones at the same time ,mick the builder that cycles to luton  ,pls a couple of eastern europeans and me
ot to position 52 so in the money i ad tea and biscuits and tipped the waitress 50p pls the gy in the toilets that passed me a paper towel ...folded toilet paper ...got a pond , all bribes tothe karma fairy
ten with 450 locked up im all in for my 108k blinds are 4k 8k g to my let thinks for 30 secs then re shoves for is 250k ,not bad protection i think all others pass he has ace king i ave pair eights ...forth card ace im out ....i feel good in that i would have done te same as im as opposed to being called b ace ten or a pair of twos tat gets lucky and collect money ave a word with raj she is getting married i assme the dance arrangements are allready booked up so dont oer my services , i decide im too fatigued to play the satalite for a ticket tat is rnnin so head out into te london streets into waitrose to look at te reduced food items all still silly london prices ....and onto tbe station pass the bronce o a wiondow cleaner pass te girl beging at te enterance of te tube ...its going to be a cold one ....i actualy met cathey from the cathey go home story ,bt tats another story...onto tubeonto train into st albans....into car and home
NEXT IS LONDON VIC THURSDAY 1000 PLUS110 JUICE GAME ...i shall be grinding like a mother and depriving the robbing congestion chargers by taking te train.....
i i win i will treat my self to a land rover discovery and the luton g poker players to a party wit food and drinks...also a compter key oard wit all te letters working.
tbc...i ope


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Longines on January 30, 2019, 11:43:39 AM
It's like reading the home counties version of Trainspotting.

Good luck on Thursday sk. Please say hi to the suited and booted grey haired bloke playing the 456PLO comp, I'd love to buy you a pint.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: atdc21 on January 30, 2019, 12:53:47 PM
Great write ups, but fk me they take some reading :D


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 01, 2019, 10:47:08 AM
ITS LIFE JIM BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.......OR HOW TO OBTAIN THE FEELING OF PROPPING A LIFT DOOR OPEN WITH YOUR BALLS

SO ITS THE MORNING OF THE BIG GAME IN LONDON VICTORIA CASINO , and so like the film  STALINGRAD where the sniper is doing his stuff and the political machinery is writing about his great success rate and bob hoskins........i wonder what his real name was before e changed it to hoskins.....says give it some human interest write about here is what he had for breakfast here is what he did in his rest time let the readers feel they are that man......
i pop into my friends coffee shop BAR EXPRESSO on the bridge in st albans and say hi maria to the waitress who is always working behind the counter on the left as you enter because its her name then i sit down look at the internet thru i cloud and yet again note that  the news page that comes up is full of mrs may said this , famous sports personality did that , telly tuby on ice bounced three times when fell , and of the never ending famous well known bank has set aside billions to settle miss sold claims .     give me a cat stuck up a tree any day.
looked at ebay for land rover discoverys ut decided no wait till yo have got to the decent prize money at the victoria before you muse what fragrence air freshener to hang from the dash board. and so to breakfast part two i had two brown toast with poached eggs and smocked salmon it was very nice true the salmon had some areas at the edges that had faded in the sunlight and air but a grizzly standing in a waterfall in canada would not have been bothered and nor was i ,i had tea with the meal as the lattes are too much of a clog you up agent...and out of the cafe to park the car in a little road that runs up to a school playing field that from 10.30am on wards you can park all day there is space for about ten cars in this little street as i pull in there is one other car waiting and i park up with ten minutes to go to 10.30am then a parking warden appears from a private car parking area at the back o some care home buildings ....he was hiding looking for some one to park early and leave there car and he can ticket it but i think he has to stand by the car for some minutes  which has to not include the allowed time of 10.30 he gets one car then approaches the other car two teenagers chat to him then drive of i move my car to the private car park he just came from and wait the last 5 mins on the dot i pull out and park as the teenagers that had just driven around the block  and 6 other cars all appear and park.....i say good morning to the warden as i head for the train ...get ticket for train and train pills in 3 mins latter and on to to the vic

TBC


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 01, 2019, 07:54:09 PM
A SIGN OF MADNESS IS TO PUT YOUR HAND IN A FOOD BLENDER AND TURN IT ON AND THEN BE SURPRISED WHEN YOUR HAND GETS MANGLED AND YOU FIND YOUR SELF FRETTING AS TO HOW YOU ARE GOING TO TURN THE BLENDER ON THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN , I MENTIONED THIS TO EINSTEIN AND HE AGREED .

so into the vic we go and its a no promotions at the front counter and into the lift i am about 30 mins early so all is well on planet tom no hassles or hurry i see raj fish and tell her about my strange dream of her getting married in a miss marple type church yard , she raises a eye brow at the white wedding dress bit but is rushed of her feet with work so on we part , and the game starts i am on the same table as tony a ice cream van man who could maybe beat das at limbo dancing from luton g area ,when we were chatting i said hope we are not on the same table but there you have it sods law. so we have ten hours of play with 20,000 chips and start at 25/50 nice.....two hours of play speeds by and nowt happens of note we are told that after the break we will be on the feature table so i text a few people to let them know in case they wish to watch.
and onto the feature table and im hitting some good stuff including a strait flush interestlingley i have a hand that is a pair of queens and after i look at them then go to nonchantley play the hand but as i look across the table i see the tv screen that is showing old goliath segments of film and my exact hand is on the film so for a nano secound i think whats happening are my queen spades and queen diamonds being filmed by the cameras and playing other there so i look again at the suits to make sure  , just karma genie messing with me i suppose...still the two hours on the feature table go well and they feed us and latter when i watch it at home i realise that every one else eats there food and marches on i seem to have the food bowl welded to my hand .
then another break and i have about 40k a goodley amount six more hours to play ....and the good times end ....you know how some people thelosiphise that there are infinate parrelell unaverses where every thing happens only a little bit diferent ...well i have slipped into the twilight zone to parellel world called lets bitch slap piss on and generaly cause as much poker pain to tom as we can world......3 hours of nothing .....my chips go down im on 10k when the average is 36k when this happens of cource you can make a stand with 9 7 of having paid 2k to see the flop and miss for the villian to put you all in ...you can go tell that to custer ....i wait and wait any thing any thing at all ....they bring ice creams around i have two  if this is all i get from this comp thats 560 pounds a ice lolly .....i actualey feel sick at the pansy arse way im having to throw all my blind hands away to a raise here or there from the other players and they for there part must think what a wimp .....im down to 3300 chips the blinds are 400 800 running 100 i look down at ace jack player limps i go all in player calls as will one of the blinds and the limper they all check it all the way i win with pair jacks and i have about 15k 30 mins of play left and a hand im actualey proud of happens ...im the small blind at 500 player makes it 2500gets called in three spots i look down at ace two hearts i callas well the big blind who has been my biggest chip thief flat calls as well ,had he raised i was going all in ....flop jack jack eight rainbow ...it checks all round next card a two i bet 5k chip thief calls all others pass last card a three i go all in , chip thief dwells but cant call my last bet as he has no pair or thinks i have the jack or eight he passes .....i have near 40k .....aaaaaahhhhh cleanex this way.......
the last few hands play out im thru to day two with 31,700 average about 75k less that hal average but to some one that has been locked in a cabinet with a gimp mask on or near 4 hours any light is a brilliant raiinbow....chips into bag and head for door willy the china man asks me how many i have i think he must have seen me with jack shit chips for so long he was seeing how i aired ,i told him ,he didnt ask anything else , as we go to leave a old lag that was on some of the early late night poker tv progrgames he used to wear glasses with straps on going over his head anything to stick out for the tv any way he sits down in a cash game i think and pushes his chair out so that every one trying to et passed has to squeeze pass his chair and thats like 100 players....i one o the first im thru and i have a silly smile ....im coming back for day two first price may be 100k im a hundred miles away from it ut im on the right road probley i will get nowt but having survived on vapour fumes for so long i have earnt the right to try my best ....and my best can be very trying.

tony the ice cream guy busted out i think he will try again friday ,baby face dave got thru i cant recal many luton g players ....
and outside into snow and sludge trains still on and home ...small hicup three pieces o chicken and chips from the kebab shop on the bridge at st albans ....and watched my self on live stream then sleep....

tomorrow is a new battle with new victors............
imaywinorimaylosebutitwillbethehardestwinorloseicanproduce.

ps guy on omaha say hi when you see me face to name and all that , same for any one that wants to fess up to reading this ...




Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: booder on February 01, 2019, 08:02:34 PM
GL GL


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 03, 2019, 05:03:30 PM
HOW TO MAKE A MILLION AT POKER , START WITH TEN MILLION

So here we go again my little chuckle worriers/ warriors its Saturday morning 02 Feb 2019 after Christ and i'm heading for  the train station, coffee at Pret and parmer ham roll all being taken care of, onto train and out the other end into St.Pancras then up the escalator i go........... I leave the stairs for all the fit young things to bound up as evidenced to me on the gukpt live stream i have taken on the persona of a poker playing Mr.Blobby having not appeared in any paperatzi stories for being caught bonking the latest page 3 girl or for getting thrown out of the jungle, it does come as an eye opener when you see yourself in the living moving flesh and you realise the phrase relaxed muscle has been pushed to a new degree............... or as someone i know says fatty fatty bum bum............ Note to self sort your shit out Tom.
Walking through St. Pancras on the way past the two pianos if you take the time to look up you can really marvel at the iron structure of all the girders that create a fantastic roof span engineered by persons in the 1800's just to allow room to get rid of all the smoke from the then train engines steam and coal.
Out of the tube at Edgeware Road and i see a girl with all her blankets in her arms getting into a car with two or three other persons, my initial thought was this is some sort of Fagen gang where they are dropping  off and picking up people to beg at the tube station entrances................. but then i thought whats wrong with a girl who is begging having a friend in a car that is coming by at a given time to give her a lift.
On the last 200 yards along Edgeware Road deposited on the pavement were several bags of someones clothing belongings not at a recycle point just dumped spilt out of which were two large cuddly toys one being a pug type dog that would easily cost £20 all spilling out of the bags and kicked into a heap and partly rained on....................... I can only assume someone has been evicted and the landlord had to put the stuff out so that they can not be accused of stealing the items.................... A sad reflection of humanity and a total waste of product.
and into the vic.

TBC


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 10, 2019, 01:07:53 AM
WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS MAKE SURE YOUR ARSE IS ON A CHAIR.

so its day two of the gukpt 1000 game im thru with 31,700 when the average is 75k ish what can a poor boy do the blinds are 1500 and 3000 running 300 ante so i only have 5200 to pa per round of the 9 handed table so 6 rounds of dealing and my chips are gone .....whats this im hitting some cards and flops where the hell did that come from im so used to being poker pissed on i expected it to continue but no the postman is making a mistake and im happy to get  of some good stuff i have 90k average and this hand pops out blinds 1500/3000 i make it 6500 with ace queen pass to button who has 50k he makes it 10500 i think has he ace king or a pair .....i think about calling or raising ....he says if you make a move i will shove...i say to him ,what if i make a move you will shove he says yes ,i say im all in .....he sits there all eyes on him ....after 60 seconds i say to him ...when you said if i make a move you would shove did you mean after you think about it for ten mins....he sits silent there is 4 mins to the break ....then he starts going on what hand i probley have etc....the break comes 4 or 5 of the players are waiting to see what he decides ...4 mins into the break he calls with his ace jack against my ace queen ...i win and for thwe first time i have above average chips ....we are told that after the break we will be on the feature table but for now we have a hour break ....i decide to walk the streets and get my jacket and head on out side pass waitrose i see the two stuffed toys have disapeared no dout to appear in some ones washing machine then dryer and then a nice pressy for some loved one....amazind how philantroic ou can feel when you have above average chips ....o happy days ,o happy days when jesus walked ,yes when he walked and took all my troubles away i go around the block and pop into the pub/bar that i had passed loads of times to see what the local ambiance is like should i ever decide to have a drink ,its the one as you approach the parking ramp on the corner ...interestingley from the outside it looks just like a regular pub but inside you see its very thin and no depth at all just enouth room for the bar and a small square room ,i exit curiosity satted

and back in to the feature table ....a young kid with red hair starts to dominate ahy moves i tyr to make its like he is targetting me...latter when i see the play back i see that he is hittind very good cards but at the moment its persil not daz ....the gap to the money is getting closer 42 for the min pay out of 1800 ....i shove my last 77k with ace jack the small blind wakes up with ace king good night tom ....im out 7 from the money


so there you have it mostly a dry desert card wise for me but i still whent deep , if anything my proudest moment is day one when i hung on in and hung on in looking for some thing any thing down to 3300 chips then like one of those big old whales in a attenbourgh wild life ilw i broke thru and shot out of the ocean to do  a great big belly flop by some boat full of yankee tourists to make day two, ....but for now its me leaving the vic no tail between my legs i did the best i could with the material available and one day i will get there ...just not yet ....
into luton g a few or several days latter and i make the inal holding up a cartoon saying ...sophies geek boy....right result wrong venue ....sigh....

so the game rolls on as do i who knows when it will happen but it will....keep watching the skys.

100percentrecycledtoiletpaperwhatsthatallabout


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 18, 2019, 08:47:54 AM
IM KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR WISH I COULD FIND THE BELL

so my poker chums and chumesses what has stirred in the loin cloth of reality called toms quest for the holy wail , last friday i set of for the vic poker room as it was there deep stack which any sel;f respecting player knows will collect about 100k giving a first price of about 25k give or take a land rover discovery or two ......i chose to get the train p as the thought of paying another batch of conpleb charge was oo much....
on the train he performance begins i hear a noisy guy coming along the carriage from behind me hes proclaiming that there is no shame in begging as he waves a paper coffee cup at each and every train traveler and asks for any spare change please ......at least i think he said the  word please.....followed by ....theres no shame in begging ......he hoves into sight and i see him in his red puffer jacket and paper cup .....obviously sizing me up he kicks his performance up a gear and says whats your favourite singer i decide to play along and answer david bowie ...he was a begger he says still wih paper cup exended owards me ....you have earned a pound i say and dig into my pocke for it ...hes looking at the next person as he clearly is on a roll now and of he trots ....one of the next contestians in his game must have asked back to him what his favourite singer is as he was saying camio west or some thing like that .... at he next staion hes geing of and alking ino his phone saying where are he brothers meeting .......like a sparrow he flits from garden to garden picking a worm here and there he reminded me of the old street fake shop traders shoving a load of toot into a paper bag or box and saying what would you expect to pay for this radio and set of toys and the pens with the matching vases     40 pounds  or 30 pounds    no hold your money no 20 no 10 who wants it here you go 5 pounds here you go one for you and you and you.....the mugs forget they nether wanted the toot just as we are expected o forge we don realy care if there is any shame in begging or not just give me he money////
and out at farringdon station as the rail saff had said its a shor walk to he ube compared to st pancres ......well what can i say about farringdon .....have you ever seen the print of a picture that is a set o stair ways that all link and look like they are going up but as your eye follows he men figures climbing the stairs you arrive back a the first stairs , well farringdon is like that with cobwebs.
and out at edge ware road the blue vauxell astra reg sp51thk is still on the corner opposite the bronze of the window cleaner the beggers at the enterance to the tube use it as there home
and down the road o he vic
16 levels of 30 mins and like a kid with a metal line kite in a thunder storm im of and running and getting zapped by total no cards and no flops.....what is this some sort of parrell universe where im in a purgerwety of the same shit all he time ....and yes im hanging in there while others fall but come on  you wouldnt take a kid o a fooball match then leave him in the car ouside so he can hear the roars but see nowt ....
level ten im all in with my low stack i have a open ended straight and flish draw .....nohing comes im out.....IN A MOOD  of bloody mindness i seek out the craps able on he floor below and join he throng of failed poker and roulee players i have 50 pounds across as some one else throws the dice im too shagged weary to do he work myself he hits numbers i press to the max each time but the is so much jabbering and delays i get he arse with it amnd ake my bets down cash upm 165 pounds  as i leaVE HE AREA THE THROWER IS STILL THROWING NUMBERS ...I CARE NOT...
hopes dashed dreams washed away trogging on towards the trains and time for bed said zebbadie
o lord won you give me a mercedes benz my friends all have porches i must make amends.....
TBC




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Post by: china mug on February 20, 2019, 10:14:25 PM
EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING , I JUST WANT TO FIND HE THE SOD THAT KEEPS TAKING MINE .

So last saturday im back up to the vic to shove my snout into the poker rough , train to get there walk thru st pancres and out at edgeware road the beggers in blue astra are on point so all is well in the world and everything is as it should be as i walk by he male begger he asks i decline and we both re focus on our important real life issues  he probley where to get his next hot meal,clean clothes,hot bath,fix,or piece of fresh carbboard to sit on the pavement with ,me with my what have i go to do to make this probe into the mecca of poker playing areanas sucessful.......i muse how long and how well i could adapt to being a begger and how well he could adapt to being a poker player....

and so down the road to the vic ,walking on the streets up to the vic there is something a bit like one of he old horror films where the alien body snatchers have invaded earth and they just need you to fall to sleep and hey can duplicate you and the humans just carry on jabbering away while they say nothing just look at you and thru the look they communicate to each other who is one of them and who is yet to be turned , and into the vic let combat begin,

interestingley enougth im card dry for the first six half hour levels.......come on poker karma is that all you have to throw at me you can do better than that to mess me and all round genneraly piss on my hopes and dreams , then im hittiing some good stuff im surviving hours of play and breaks all merge into a dream that you are in it is as it shouild be you know your part all is well approaching the last ten mineutes before the break a level en it happens...................im on able one in seat ten im big blind with 150k average is about 120k two more hours and a break and we all come back sunday when he first price will be 26,000..............seat one makes it 6500 when the blinds are 1200/2400 i call with king ten flop 10,7,3, rainbow i check seat one bets 5500 i insta raise o 20,000 he thinks and codjatates ,if he raises i fold as he may have any of the hands that are beating me .......he calls me next card king i bet 36000 he thinks then calls last card he one card i dont want ....ace......like a 17 centurey french peasant with his head on madam guillotine hearing a strange whistling noise as the blade falls i bet him all in and he snap calls to show his ace king ....i show my king ten ...o i thought you were trying o nick i he says ...beam me up scotie im on a planet of dim whits and retards i think .....50k chips left and darwins theory of nataural selection takes care of hem and im out

onto tuibe theres a warning of smoke at st pancres so im of at euston and walking with all the throng of party people and late workers all seeking our own morphiouses at 12.30ish at night into he train station waiting for the overland o st albans theres a drunk lad who insists in dropping him pants to his anckles but not his under pants mind as he trys to sing ooooyyeeee    ooooyeeee   oooyeeeee  the girl with him is highley impressed ....two girls and a boy on the same stainless seat along the wall as me are chatting i hear her saying ...o jennie thinks shes not straight but she is really ......then she asks me whats your name , i reply well is not dick or harry ....well that leaves a lot of choices she declares and goes back o talking about jennie i think prick with ace king though i was nicking when i raised his be of 5500 to 20000 so he called with no pair or anything no straight or flush draw .....................
home pillow sleep ...

a few days later i am a  at luton g the place that used to be a poker mini mecca but the number crunchers in the company seem to have decided hey dont need poker so no comps monday tuesday and whensday...................good job they are not in the airline business as they would have planes falling from he skys when they decide they don really need pilots.....really tough luck on the great number of players that have supported the place and on he staff that have worked hard over many years to make it the poker centre for the area and surrounding areas ....
any way das was at my able and he old how he was ou at the vic game he had 280,000 late in the game    matey raises o say 11500 he looks down at queens and re raises o say 50k matey calls flop 333 matey shoves all in for 180,000 das calls matey has 78 suited das has a full house.....next two cards 88 ................
logging onto my laptop a my mates coffee shop i see the news items eleven people arrested for fatal stabbing in euston road london thas one day after i trod those pavemens............perspective a wonderful levelling compound.
deep stack next saturday at vic ....lluon g thursday and friday to get entry contributions   aaahhhhhh
london pride bear at the king william  st albans mondays 2.49 a pint aaaahhhh just saying

asasickdegenerategamblerimpreygoodbutasadrunkdegeneraegambleriwouldbeawsome



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Post by: china mug on February 23, 2019, 10:10:00 AM
WHAT CAN A POOR BOY DO BUT PLAY FOR A ROCK AND ROLL BAND , TONE DEAF SO POKER INSTEAD.

got in at 5.00 am his morning eyes like piss holes in snow and up to the VIC  for 1.00 pm  and 200 plus 25 game ....train , st pancres , beggars , card dry ,   yarddyyy yaaaa   yarrrrdyy  yahhhh.
is this the one , dont know but may be just maybe ........keep watching the skys

BIG ROUND OF DRINKS AT LUTON G IF I WIN
subject to t and c namely them letting me put 40 quids worth of stella from super market by coffee machine , note the positive mental attitude visualisation technique there .

big shout out to one of my maine bitches at luton g mr lucky allan who made the final but we lost him in he bunker scene....

thecreamrisestothetopitscalledprecum

 


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Post by: china mug on March 20, 2019, 12:13:23 AM
MESSAGE O BRAIN DONT BLOG WHEN YOU ARE PISSED.............BRAIN TO MESSAGE WHY DO YOU KNOW A  BETTER TIME

SO 3 PINS OF LONDON PRIDE AND 3 TINS OF JOHN SMITHS AT HOME AND ITS SHARE TOMS KNOWLEDGE OF POKER TIME.....HAD AGO A THE VICS LAST WORTHWHILE POKER COMP LAS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 130 PLUS 20 JUICE .......WHEN DEEP EACH DAY ONLY TO BE CARD DRY AND BUST OUT ..............I ONCE HEARD A CHAP ON TV TALKING ABOUT RELIGION AND IT HAD SOME THING TO DO WITH A INFINATE  BAG OF MARBLES DROPPED ON TO A INFINTAE CHESS BOARD WITH ININTATE SQUARES AND HERE WILL NOT BE ONE MARBLE ON EACH SQUARE BU HERE WILL BE A VARIANCE OF RANDOW SPREADING OF THE MARBLES..............SO BASICLY YOU CAN PLAY YOUR A GAME AND SADES LAW WILL STILL SICK IS BONY LEG OUI O TERIP YOU UP .....AS IT DID IN THE LAST 4 ADVENTURES O TIN TIN HAT I TOOK PART IN PAIR OF TENS SCREWED BY PAIR TWOS MAKING STRAIGHT , PAIR TWOS MAKING TRIPS AGINS MY PAIR TENS , MY ACES BUSTED BY ACE TEN THEN AS PER THE LAST OUTING AT THE VIC MY ACE TEN RUNNING INTO ACES AND NOT BUSTING THEM.....................MAKES YOU WANT TO SHOVE HE INFINAE BAG OF MARBLES UP SOM,E ONES ININATE ARSE........

GOOD NIGHT MY SLOW TIRED READERS WHO EVER YOU ARE.

is luton g trying to ge out of the poker scene ....i so ITS WORKING


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Post by: china mug on October 28, 2019, 11:06:37 PM
HI YOU ALL....he with the key board with the sticking tm buton has had a bear or two and decided o pos a blog so has the great unwashed can read and awe....when to the vic for he 25/25 las hurs 25k staring stack cos 240 with longest got a few nice hands early 12 levels of 40 mins then im card dry .....level 9 or so i get some slightly beer shi and increase my stack ....level 11 i get some good gear and am up o 150,000 average 120,000 say hen it happens last 5 hands are called is near 4.00am my brain hurts friom concertraiting its like you are a long disance lorry driver on the M1 late at night wih rain and snow and you have o be saring out he window for all he hazards and aoiding hem ....but you soldier on tha is poker

hen it happens last three hands i fimnd a pair of ens under he gun i make i 8.5k pass o the small blind he shoves all in for 12k....i hink....i decide best he has is wo overs and if he hits im crippled bu if i win i come back with loads of chips and a real shot at the 30k firs estimate ....i call ....he looks sick and shows ace nine off o my pair tens .....las card a ace im fucked 20k odd left next hand im the big blind and down to 10.5k he las handi shove all in for my miserey 10.5k no look the big blind siting on a stack of 150,000 shows 2 4 and passes....im thru to day wo witjh 16.5k when the average is 130k....grea....as we break from he able dierent players from my table stumble by and say hard luck reffering to the ace nine genius ....ell me some hing i don know a hink ....still uming i go to the dice table down stairs in en on doing 100 across and pressin like a moher fucker ....some wimpy unshaved oike is hrowing i wait he loses and he dice go o mr smar dresser looks like he knows wha hes doing i decide to wai .....he has a lon throw which would have gort me al least 600....i ge the dice 5 win line i lose anoher 5 win line i make poin of 6 rest of he hundred acrosss he numbers and its seven out .....and im out the door for he drive of shame....
winningisneverythingbuatleashavingaicketinthebloodyrafflewouldbrastar
tbc


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Post by: booder on October 29, 2019, 08:42:19 AM
Welcome back.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on October 30, 2019, 03:15:48 AM
ZEN AND THE ART OF ONE HAND FLAPPING

SO im due to go back to the vic with 16,500 chips curisey of some toss pot that has as much chance of winning as i have of copping of withhat bird lucy tha was in the film with lucy....saturday im working here and there with the knowledge that sunday im doing the train o london all to sit down and get up and piss of after one or two hands....wonderful....
sunday comes and its pret up own then train station £13.60 RETURN IM GOING AT NEARLY TWO HOURS BEFORE THE 1.00PM START AS I DARE MNOT BE LATE AND BE ANTIED AWAY IT BEING 1.5K SMALL AND 3K / 3K BIG BLIND.......RAIN IS HEAVING FULL BUT I MOVE A PUISH CHAIR AND LOCATE MY SELF IN A CORNER JUST INSIDE THE DOORS HEN I HAVE O KEEP ALERNAING MY FEE AS IM PAR ON A LEDGE BUT HEY HO WERE OF TO THE BIG CITY AND WHO KNOWS WHAT REASURES AWAIT YOU PIP.
INTO PANCRES AND A LEISURELY WALK PASS THE TWO PIOANOS THE KEYS OF WHICH ARE BEING TICKLED BY SOME GUYS HA ARE PROBLEY IN i AND YEARNING TO BE ROCK STARS WIH ALL HE RIMMINGS ...MY CARD RAIL ICKET HAS BEEN REJECTED B THE BARRIER SO I HAD TO USE HE RAIL STAFF GUY TO LE ME HRU ...AT THE NEXT BARRIER SAME AGAIN I WAVE MY CARD AT THE RAIL WORKER WHO IS CHATING TO HIS TWO WORK MATES AND SAY ..MY TICKET HAS BEEN DECLINED ...HE USES HIS O LET ME HU IS HEAVING BUSY I GO THRU WITHOUT SAYING ANY HING AS I WALK AWAY I HEAR HIM SAY...MY PLEASURE TO HELP YOU...CLEARLY A RUB DOWN THAT I HADNT GRUNED HANK YOU O HIM FOR THE SERVICE THAT JHE HAD JUS CARRIED OU FOR ME NO DOUT O THE APPROVAL OF HIS TWO CHUMS ....WELL HERES A THOUGHT MR RAIL WORKER ...PRINT YOUR CARD ICKETS SO HEY BLOODY WORK AND DONT CAUSE ME TO HAVE TO BEG TO GET HRU YOUR BARRIERS INTERUPTING YOU CHATTING TO YOUR BUDDIES ABOU WHO IS DOING WELL IN CUM DANCING OR BAKE A CAKE FINAL WITH SOME OLD WRINKLE WITH FACE LEATHER THA DREW PRICHARD WOULD WAN ON A ARM CHAIR FOR ITS PROVENANCE....

ut i degress...and on o he platform 8 mins later on to tube ...40 mins o poker time at vic...rains not moving ...tanoy announces hat due o a tresspasser on he racks at farringdon we are delayed as power is cut ...bu hey will keep us informed ...several people look a there watches and leave the rain i give it ten minues and hree upp daes rom the tano and leave up he seps formalating wha to say o rail worker ha would be as wity as a james bond alking to jhe arch villian who is bent on deatroying half he world and being the donald of what remains ....mr rail worker has gone just a hrong of punters some o who are geting new rail workler to wave hem thru...28 mins to poker time ...the perfect sorm of poker cock ups starts to grip my soul...ou side ask he passing bus driver what bus to edgeware road number blah blah he says is hat on the other side of the road i ask he afirms yes .....axi...nice chat with driver and we arrive at vic with 4 mins to spare

im in sea one buton is drawn o seat our ...at last some hing going well or at least not trying to sick is leg out and rip me into the world record for exiting a 25/25 on the final day...as confirmed by the guiness record clip board wallas, i have 4 hands before im the big blind ...happpy days get the buntiong out ...you see i douisn ake much o make a poor souil glad...first hand 4/8 off i pass next hand he big blind hasnt sat down yet so here is a free sho at his un beennded 6k i look down at jack three and hink about is this it ...there suited...no i pass two of tjhe other big stacks ge busy and i would have been ou next hand dealer exposes ten of hears i look down at queen nine of hearts tjhis is i i shove all in for my 16,500 chips the buton calls me omnly he has king seven off ...i flop a flush hes drawing dead...where did that come i think as i stack my near 40k chips next hand pair nines im all in called by mr big stack with ace jack i win up to near 95k im the big blind for3k/3k under he gun makes i 11k matey calls i look down at kings my ank#kles are geting riction burns under the table i shove all in mr big stack passes as douse mr limper im up to 140k odd and back in he game ....all is sweeness and light ...im having to cover my face as im smirking so much he other players are thinking whatever ...oxegen ...a chance...33k firs price...a chance
m cup of ea i ordered 25 mins ago arrives a bit no as hot as i would like and he forgo he biscui selection ....i have a chance ...i have 149k when he average is 18k ...sip tea aaahhhhh

O be CONTINUED


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Post by: booder on October 30, 2019, 09:01:53 AM
 ;popcorn;


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Post by: Longines on October 30, 2019, 09:11:54 AM
Can we gofundme a new keyboard, the lack of 's is really geing on my is.


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Post by: RED-DOG on October 30, 2019, 09:28:32 AM
Can we gofundme a new keyboard, the lack of 's is really geing on my is.

Fanasic!  ;tightend;


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Post by: nirvana on October 30, 2019, 09:34:02 AM
It's inermitten though


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Post by: tikay on October 30, 2019, 09:36:49 AM
You've go him down o a ee.


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Post by: Chompy on October 30, 2019, 09:44:23 AM
Haha, qualiy

Grea comeback by om so far. Hope he akes i down.


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Post by: booder on October 30, 2019, 12:03:11 PM
It's inermitten though

 ;applause;


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Post by: china mug on November 01, 2019, 09:10:45 PM
GREAT GOOD FORTUNE PIP WE HAVE DONE A CLEARANCE AND THERE iS A NEW KEY BOARD WITH THE RIGHT CONNECTOR FOR THE BACK OF YOUR OLD COMPUTER STACK ......plus it dousnt have all those sticky keys from your late night porn viewing yet

and so to finish the blog about the 25/25 at the vic....so the story so far i have gone back with 16,500 when the average is 180k all in the first three hands i play and i have about 140k  .....happy days ....and we play on 113 came back 57 for mic cash 400 circa .......i am so dammed chuffed ii am like a sports better lording it over a 40 quid luton g poker game who has found a punter to hang on to there every word about the odds on american football and bake of challenge strange how one fills the time before the uterence of  STANDARD and flounce out the door with a under the breath muttering of    i dont know why i bother   
and the game goese on players that had big stacks fall and i am still there ,players with comments like i had 3 bullets on my first day then got thru with two bullets on my second day also fall.......15 players to the money .....i feel good i have a shot at 33k first prize ,it would be good to rock up to the luton g in a nice land rover discovery and still have 32,5k in the bank ....aaahhhhh the dreams of future glories shadow past sink holes

i am the big blind in seat one big stack makes it 11k bigger stack calls i look down at a pair twos i have about 130k its 8k to me to call  , i think if i pass and a two comes i will be gutted and i thinmk these guys may have a pair each and i could make my and them having a higher set.....but a pair is a pair i call flop 5,2 ,queen rainbow....i check big stack bets 17k bigger stack calls i think about slow playing my set but decide inot to  fishy if i do i go big stack dwells asks for chip count while eyeing up the other bigger stack i know i have him beat....nearly 3 mins latter he goese all in bigger stack super snap calls and i just have time to utter shit before he shows a set of fives to mateys queen king and my set of twos no miracles on the rest of the flop and its good night from me.......as i exit the vic i am still in a good mood ...i had a chance ...i had a shot....it wasnt to be this time .....i played well i did what a whole lot of players would not be able to do , i am a super star waiting to be discovered , i am 
............... i am............... i am...............,which begs the question so where are your millions......good question.
as i walk out of the vic pass the mc donalds a fat foreigm guy looking like the spiv in dads army trys to ask me ...esscuse me can i ask you....i walk no time for ponces that are not content to sit and beg and have evolved to moving to where they think the easy target to be ......i am still content i had a shot ...onto train station man at barrier to let me thru as card ticket not working...onto tube its crowded a studentl looking guy 4 seats away offers me his seat ....wow ....i mean wake up call wow thats the first time ever.......and the end next day still content with my game ....soon....maybe soon....
played little game at luton g found out that i need to play saturday and maybe blackpool also to get into league play off 5 tickets worth 15k each   we will see

iwonderifiwastobuildaspaceshipandputmyoldkeyboardonitandlaunchitintospacewheremillionsofyearslatteritcrashedontoabarrenplanetwhereovermillionsofyearsmydnafromthekeysevoleesintoalifeformthatbecomesthealphaspeciesonthatplanetwillthatmekemeagod

what do you call a dog with no legs....you dont waste your time hes not going to come to you anyway


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Post by: china mug on December 16, 2019, 11:57:37 PM
ITWASANIGHTBEFORECHRISTMASWELLTHATHELPSANDCUTSITDOWNTO364

So whats been happening on planet poker , i tried like a real mother to get a ticket into the 2650 entry game at the vic going there to play 330 sats to grind and super grind to onley get it in with the best of it to get busted .....problem is the vic is growing on me the small number of good players are realy good but the abundance of bad players that walk about saying o yes i had three bullets yesterday but iom doing okay today ive only had two bulletts  add so much value that i feel like getting a mattress and camping out in MAND S door way just to be near the place .....but no wins latley and no super tickets into anything of note .....got a ticket  to the game at the vic on sunday 22/12/19 average chips say 240 ive got 83k usual story ......see how i do .....
its not how you start its how you say you finish that matters.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on December 29, 2019, 11:46:20 PM
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND .....so when you reach the end is it silly to carry on in case its not really the end ,.or should you accept it for what it is and reach for the tissues.

SO LAST THURSDAY I WHENT TO THE VIC FOR A 150 COST 20K GT , i left st albans at 1.45pm but still found my self rushed for time ...up M1 and into traffick ....at MARKET STREET MARKET AREA i see there is a crippled begger waveing his cap for money as he balancec on a realy short crutch he looks like hes iraqie or simalar ....now i dont know if hes genuine or not as he appears to have some diabiatating condition that looks as if he has jitters and balance problem ....i recall that some one on you tube commented that he drove around the M25 in his van and saw 3 or 4 people with the same disability at different key sites .....if its a true condition ,poor soul ....the other option and its not real .shame.....

well how did you do tom i here you ask, i got thru to go back today at 3.00pm with 29,800 chips when the average is about 90k......douse this sound like a eacho....im always the poor relative ....never billy big pockets.....with loads of chips ....sigh 
im in seat nine button draw to seat nine result max hands before i have to put 2400 and 2400 in .....first hand i look down at 10 10 one limper i flat call so i can muck if flop is higher than10 blind makes it 7500 limper calls i call ...flop 9 high raiser bets 12,500 i go all in blind passes raiser groans and has to call with his ace jack ....i win and have 70k plus happy chappie......table breaks after one hand which im not chuffed at as im behind the blinds at the moment new table im still behind the blinds ...result....i look down at ace queen off and plan to bet all in guy before me bets 12k i decide to pass  next player makes it 27000 raiser calls im chuffed im not innmnolved flop comes ace queen eight rainbow ....o shit ....ive passed the business .....matey on my right bets 16000  mr re raiser flat calls ...so who has ace king is the question....next card another queen ...i want to cry my shot my chance ....i could have been some body blah blah blah....guy one my right checks mr re raiser bets 23000 man calls last card 2 ....man on right bets 55000 mr re raiser dwells up and shoves all in back to mr one my right .....this could have all been mine i thinkl as i look nonchalantly on ....man on my right cant bring himself to call his last 12000 in to this pot and passes ......hero shows pocket aces ...i tell the table what i passed ....im on a free roll extroundinare as by rights i should be out by now...

38 for the money and there are about 100 of us ....what could possible go right...
TBC
possibly in new year as im tired ....i expect there is a name for a blog that starts a story in one year but douse not finish it till the next year has started ....






o yes its drivel.


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Post by: china mug on January 14, 2020, 08:30:49 PM
ANDSOHEREWEGOAGAINANOTHEREPISODETHATWILLSENDYOUREELINGTOSPECSAVERS

So the latest reports from the front are that Tom " The Hero " took his sad sack of bones up to the Vic again for a quick duck and dive in a satellite with two £1100 seats guaranteed which actually ended up being £3100, which actually i got a share of Happy Days and not a bad start to the new year.......... An observation of all the old lags up at the Vic occurred to me was that Bloody hell there are faces and people here that i remember from 10 and 20 years ago and the only difference is that they are all greyer more stooped over and could easily audition as extras in a zombie walking dead film........  and of course it accrued to me do i look like that also but then i remembered that every zombie walking dead film has a hero that goes around slaying all the zombies and rescuing the beautiful girl that falls in love with him and hes going to probably cop off with.......  just then willy the china man walked by looking quite dapper.
So tomorrow Wednesday back up to the Vic another satellite two X £1500 gt will probably make £4000, and in my humble opinion well worth going for.......  of course if i win i wont let it go to my head, maybe my keyboard though.

WHATDOYOUCALLADOGWITHNOLEGSNOEARSANDNOEYESYOUDONTCALLHIMBECAUSEHECANTHEARYOUTOKNOWWHATDIRECTIONYOURINHECANTSEEYOUTOCOMETOYOUANDHESGOTNOLEGSSOWHYAREYOUWASTINGYOURTIMECALLINGHIMWHENYOUCOULDBEUSINGYOURTIMETOAPRODUCTIVEOUTLETLIKEREADINGTHIS

Hat mail from usual suspects always appreciated.
     


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Post by: china mug on January 18, 2020, 08:12:26 PM
So i got a 1500 ticket at the vic third price whent to a guy that was swigging malt whisky so he wasnt there for the poker anyway....1500 game on the 30th so i will mix it with the best and the worst of the poker scene hard work but some one has to do it ....another ticket next Wednesday will really impress me........whent back again Friday got it all in against ace king and ace ten with my pair queens and im out .....

giveamananetandhewillcatchhisownfishgivemeagroupfundforadictionarayandyoucansaveonspecsavers

 


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Post by: china mug on January 21, 2020, 11:06:27 PM
sat at the vic 200 to enter two 1500 seats gt will make three seats so thats wed 22/1/20  7,00pm start i think       


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 27, 2020, 11:44:21 PM
SO WHATS Bean happening IN TOMS HEAD THAT CAN BE REPEATED HERE WITHOUT HIM BEING ARRESTED.....got a ticket to the vic 1500 for thurs 31/1/20 got another credit for 1100 from vic to use on poker got a chop at luton g for 1300 and held up a felt tip bankskism saying....NINA NOW APPEARING AT THE VIC ....HOPE RAJ IS NOT THE JEALOUS TYPE ....
PLAYED VARIOUS SATS TRYING TO GET ANOTHER 1500 TICKET BUT GOT STUFFED WHEN I MADE THE USUAL MISTAKE OF GETTING IT IN AHEAD....

JUST GOT IN FROM PUB MOPNDAY SPECIAL OFFER 2.89 A PINT AVOIDED CHINESE TAKE AWAY GOT A REDUCED PRICE SAMDWICH FROMTESCOS WHICH WAS 69P CHICKEN HAM TOMATO AND MUSTARD WHICH I TOASTED ON A BIT OF FOIL UNDER THE GRILL AND PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON AND AM EATING WITH TWO CANS OF COLD JOHN SMITHS BITTER......NICE ........ALSO BAR OF BOURNVILE CHOCKL;ATE    ..........
THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO ADD A FOODIE SECTION TO MY BLOG....

THURS THE VIC ....BRING IT ON YOU POSSERS YOU YANKS YOU FRENCHIES AND RUSKIES YOU ARE GOING TO BE TOMMED.


o and i forgot to ask what have you bean doing



AMIAGODORASPECKONAMICROSCOPESLIDEWHOKNOWSBUTIKNOWIAM


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Post by: celtic on July 21, 2020, 01:10:07 AM
What's been happening Tom?

How do you spend your time whilst there is no poker?


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Post by: RED-DOG on July 21, 2020, 12:06:47 PM
What's been happening Tom?

How do you spend your time whilst there is no poker?

Will there ever be live poker again Vin?


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Post by: celtic on July 21, 2020, 04:47:45 PM
What's been happening Tom?

How do you spend your time whilst there is no poker?

Will there ever be live poker again Vin?

Of course there will! Sooner than most people think too.

I've played here 3 times recently and everyone soon forgets how we all nearly died from the corona virus.


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Post by: arbboy on July 21, 2020, 06:01:31 PM
Private games in the Midlands are booming.  We might never play live in casiinos again fiingers crossed.


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Post by: KarmaDope on July 23, 2020, 06:13:53 PM
Private games in the Midlands are booming.  We might never play live in casiinos again fiingers crossed.

Lol do you want live poker to die mate? Without casinos how do you attract new players? Fish money doesn't last forever.


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Post by: china mug on September 04, 2020, 11:30:41 PM
hi vinnie ,dont realy miss the live poker at the moment and as im a tosser at anything computer i dont bother with on line , had a chat with a luton g reg recently and i agreed that if the goliath was on i would probl;yu whack it for 5 x 100 so there must be a hunger for a live game lurking below the surface of lake placid tom a bit like the sort of yank film where 6 or 8 students decide to go skinnny dipping in a lake down river from a old secret abounded germ warfare bunker so in they plunge only for a thrashing of the water and piranna fish bitting the crap out of them.....me having buy ins .....
think i may post some old memories of luton g soon
stay safe



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Post by: china mug on July 12, 2021, 12:20:52 PM
so having been pressured by my friends and fellow poker mates to put sweaty diggetts to key board here i go.......
also i have had over the last 6 months or so a couple of thousand pleas for me to post a poker blog in order to raise the quality of this here page......

THE QUESTION IS WHERE WERE YOU WHEM JFK WAS SHOT FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL OR WHEN THE FIRST MAN LANDED ON THE MOON ....ALLEGEDLY....OR WHEN MONICA LOUINSKA HAD A UN EXPECTED CLOTHES DRY CLEANING REQUIREMENT.....CHANCES ARE YOU CANT REMEMBER....

So i think it only fitting that i set down a record of where i was when england and italy had there kick about in the park with more people around the globe watching than ever watched debbie douse dallas....
I had heard that there was a 50 plus 10 game at the vic for a price of 550 ticket /credit for poker and figured as the previouse game final was finishing on that sunday there would be a wash of loose value players out of that game making value for the 550 ticket jobby ....so totaly addiquiet reasoning to travel up to the big city .....i decided to go by train and off i set

got to st albans railway station and there are quiete a few bods heading up to the city , large ammount of england football shirts and tell tell clinks from back packs from packs of stella artios beer bottles , good few bra less showing the odd hard pea nut thru the shirt as well...girls i hasten to mention ....any way movving on....on the train and all is good humour some one has had a fight with a bag of crisps in which the crisps lost and a section of the floor is suitable carpeted .....two youths go down the train as we travel to london with the odd ...its comeing home its comeing home chant interjected with the odd swear word they allso had a case of beers ...after they had passed a few minuetes two rail security guys swiftly followed and when the caught up with them in the next carriage loads of rauchause sining and banter erupted from there mates as presiumley the rail guys are trying to tell them no open beer bottles allowed.....good luck with that .

i get to st panchras and onto the tube to edgeware road the foot ball shirts and flags have bred like horny buck rabbits on viagra and with there number there are bottles of beer being drunk quiet openly also the debri discarded tins and bottles ....on the tube i sit and hear two groups talking about how they got there ttickets for 295 euros and have been offered 1000 to which the other group say would you take 5000 .....a bit like punters watching a roulete table and saying they were going to have 5000 on the nuber that has just come in ...if they knew what that number was and if they had 5000 and if and if and if.

i arrive out side the tube station the bronze statue of a window cleaner is still there and i trot on down to the vic

just checked my stats turns out it wasnt a couple of thousand pleas to blog here it was two....still my adoring pubic must be satisfied.

TBC

TBCUNLESSSOMEONEWANTSTOPAYMEASHITLOADOFMONEYNOTTO.


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Post by: china mug on July 15, 2021, 04:40:59 PM
Happy days i whent to the vic and got a 550 ticket for there mini main yesterday totaly knackered but back there friday for 12.00oclock      as liza minnelli said ....maybe this time ....rest of the world cup TBC can wait ....not keen on football anyway ....they stuck me in goal as the fat chunky kid at school and fired the football at the fat part of my thighs    bloody hurt too.....

ifittakesfivementofitastandardhouseoutwithsolarpanelsthatlasttwelveyearsandonlyrepaysthecostaftertenyearswhydontpeoplebuyacandleinsteed.


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Post by: booder on July 16, 2021, 09:49:43 AM
GL China


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Post by: china mug on July 18, 2021, 10:37:26 AM
TBC  so on we go with the story of Tom's trip to London on the night of the big footie game between the beer swilling home side and the pasta munching wannabees.  Our hero has dashed his hopes in the big game by making the classic mistake of getting the ball in where he is a 60/40 favorite and indeed when he was a 80/20 favorite.  But as is often the case gets his arse handed to him in a doggy bag.

The footie game at the time of our hero stumbling away from the tables was with 15 mins of extra time to play and the score being 1-1 to both teams.  So the thought set is if he gets out quick, he may miss a load of the "here we go, here we go, its coming home, its coming home" largered up splendid specimens of British culture.  But still took time to whack ten pounds on roulette on the way out as the desire to shove it right up the Vic is always there and what do you know five on corner number 7/11 and five on number 28/29 the only debt worth having... and 29 came in, so fifty on 29 five splits all round and I've got my own personal penalty shoot out taking place... useless ball doesn't even hit the cross bar more like miss kick ends up in the litter bin.  And so our hero is out into the streets...

And the first thing we notice is the abundance lack of people in the walk to Edgeware Road tube station and those that I do pass are avidly looking at their phones and talking biblical dialects, on the tube again few people with phones in hand and into St Pancreas and the walk of the two pianos, no roaring from any of the zombie waling dead that drift past, no distance echo from bars that forty minutes ago had groups of a hundred all singing at the tops of their voices as if they had all collectively stumbled through a curtain and found themselves on the stage of BGT and the only thing they could think to do was chant "it's coming home, it's coming home"  So it's a bit like me really, only I know what my score is as this time.

Onto train, same again, people with phones super glued to wrist and apparently is going to be penalties, off the train at St Albans, walking out the back entrance, I see a girl rail worker on the next platform phone in hand.  I call across, "the match how's it going" and I think she said something about Maza has just taken or about to take a penalty shot and I wander on grateful that all the yahoos haven't been let out of the pubs yet and onto my train to invade my wound licking from the bitch slapping I had received yet again.   As I pass the Horn of Plenty pub I hear someone inside roaring, of course the goal keeper knew that he would kick it that side, what was he thinking about, what a wanker... fffing hell.  Leaving the pub behind, I pass a parked taxi, again just a driver phone in hand, face illuminated by the screen and he's talking advise to the player as to what the player should do, I determine that we are now into penalty kicks and it's not going the way millions of wannabee Beckamnites would ideally write the script, into my Landrover which I still bought, knowing that they are infamous for the sunroofs leaking in the rain and boy this one is living up to its reputation and home.  Parked the motor a still silence all around, no roars, no shouts, no need to be Einstein to work this one out and upstairs to bed and the land of nod and the images of hearts, diamonds, spades and clubs flitting across the green cloth and not a bloody football insight.
Just the distant noise of the disgruntled home wandering football Wildebeast that had so recently thundered across the Serengheti chanting "its coming home, its coming home" and now are mumbling with every eight word being fffing... welcome to my world of badbeats.


ifwiningisnteverythingicantellyoufromexperienceindeedvastexperiencelosingisprettyshit...


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Post by: china mug on July 18, 2021, 11:19:42 AM
So Mr B thanks for the best wishes of good luck in the five hundred plus fifty which I had managed to use my amazing poker skills, intellect and charisma to obtain a ticket for. 

Unfortunately this wannabee hero finished his mcflurry ice cream sitting on a propped up ladder under some scaffolding on a building opposite the Vic then proceeded into the Vic and it was all downhill from then on.  Never mind roaring at the TV if you'd seen the number of ways I managed to fuck myself in all available placements, you would be throwing the TV out the window and I would hold the window open for you, i was that bad!

The highlight was I heard the, oh so familiar voice of she that announces, "take your seats" and the antes are etc., and look over to see one of the two girls that to all the Luton regs became the first ladies of poker, one of whom was always scrounging for a kit-kat in her black and white polka dot top and black slacks, the amount of times I gave that girl good tips, like go blonde and even inquired, did she have a younger sister?  But tonight we're lucky, we've got the good looking one!  I won't embarrass her by naming names here, enough to say, if you were to say her name six time in a row, it would sound like a fie engine roaring past.  She comes down towards my table and I just know she looks upon me as the George Clooney/Chippendale of the poker scene and when she sees me, her first impulse will be to let out a "oh so feminine squeal of delight" and leap into my lap and curl up and start purring whilst occasionally nibbling my earlobe.
So here she comes and there are about six people she is saying hi to, she even knows their names, then she sees me and yes her face does light up, but with a stoic resolve and control, like someone concealing the fact that they have flopped a straight flush against the other players ace flush, she keeps it all in, but she and I both know deep down inside where it matters...

So that was the highlight, everything else was hot sweaty train journey home, which is encapsulated in the famous saying... "loser can make their won arrangements!"


whydonttheytakeallthegoodbitsoutofallthedifferentbrandsoftoothepastesothatisthewhiteyfreshnessthezingyminttheredandblueenamelprotectingarmourwithamintfreshzingandjustmakeonebloodytoothepaste...

Checked the stats again, my mistake, it wasn't 2000 pleas for me to blog, or even two pleas.  Turns out it was one person who contacted me twice and they originate from the wrong side of Hadrians Wall............. Again it wouldn't be right to name them here, enough to say he's a good guy, pretty good poker player and his name would fit in the gaps here J_ _ _ e am I as good as him, who knows.

Next blog when i feel like it, providing don't get any banning orders...

Stay safe, be happy, smile, feel the love and don't slow play kings...


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Post by: china mug on August 02, 2021, 10:58:11 PM
How do all my little loyal fans and all others who find themselves late of the night and nothing better to do than reads this. 

Sssssssooo now that the Covid-19 has lifted a bit our intrepid hero has decided to venture out among the great unwashed, for a game of poker, so pop down to Luton G and found that I was able to walk out with 1073 being first prize on the Friday game. Got home totally shagged and watched U-Tube for an hour to relax.  So what could possibly make it better.............  I know I'll pop up to the Vic for their fifty plus ten satellite to win a £550 ticket............. Got to the final table and next one out gets nothing, one after that gets three fifty's worth of tickets and I have enough chips to coast it and probably get a ticket anyway... but then again you never know... So the Kid on my right raises 12000 to play and I look down at queens and o into dwell-up mode, if I win this hand, I guaranteed a seat, if I lose, I will be reduced in chips to squabbling with the other low stack over whose going to win the 350 prize and I am seriously thinking about passing.  If I had one of those ladies self pleasuring buzzing rubber toys, I would have dropped it on the table vibrating, pulsating point first and if it bounced towards the dealer (which might have surprised her somewhat) I move all in or if the item in question bounced towards me I would pass, but not having such an item on my person (honestly) for what ever reason, I raised all in.

Now the Kid goes into the think tank and I really don't want him to call, so in order to help him not call, I look at him and say... "don't do it to yourself mate"... To which he takes a further two seconds then declares "I'm all in!" and turns over his pair of nines as I show my pair of queens.  Much to the delight of the low stack.

Flop comes first four cards, nothing for him, but another diamond will give him a flush to win....... Well diamonds may be a girls best friend, but they are thankfully scarce on the ground when the fifth card is turned over.  He's out I'm in and he's barely away from the table, when the other players are condemning his crap play, none more so than the short stack who now has 350....... He's all in the next hand and loses, so happy days, I've got a 550 ticket.

Downstairs roulette two five pound chips for my usual bet of 7/11 split and 28/29 split with a view to pressing it like a mother fucker if it comes in, as a get back at the casino for all the years of them taking money.  Had to wait and watch a load of idiots smearing chips over the roulette table like a child let lose to put chocolate spread on his own sandwich...  Then, my table came along and I place the bet.............................. and lose.

Outside walk to Edgeware Road rube station, and I've just missed the last tube! so no roulette I would have made the tube, but gave me the opportunity to view and hear some London night life up close.  The first one is a gentleman from the 'warm islands' who wanders up toward the bus stop, talks to himself and uttering confrontational closing statements to himself and I'm thinking, "please don't talk to me!" ..... I won that one as he positions himself at the far end of the bus stop and continues his argument with himself...  The next couple look like hardworking cleaning staff that have just come off their shift and they keep their won company.  And then comes the 'cherry on the cake'............. Bumbling up the road comes this 45ish aged man, looks like a bum you would see handing out of a pub on the Edgeware Road and he's got a younger, maybe 28 year old female in attendance who has a voice that screeches and grates like the bird off the old advert on TV about ("no, I come from Luton airport") and they are oblivious to everyone around them as they discuss their earlier evening activities two meters away from me.  And then I hear, to use the term loosely, a female voice hollering up the street "hey Mick" to which the girl close to me responds and this skank comes trotting up the road and proceeds to do a drugs deal to the couple in front of me and others.  Having done the deal, skank two, not forgetting her opportunity to up-sell to her existing base wishes them a good evening and enjoy yourself as she trots off down the road.

Now I don't consider myself a prude, but to go from an environment where people are gambling in thousands to a short walk up the road to experience the arse end of society up close, is thought provoking.  The skanks are someones daughter, someones sister and no doubt had dreams and aspirations when they were 12-15-18 all of which didn't involve ending up as class A, thin as a rake, drug users.......

Likewise the man, no doubt had dreams and aspirations, but he doesn't have tits so he doesn't matter.......

On train home, knackered the next day, but you will be glad to hear your hero is thinking of going to the Luton G for their 70 plus 10 dealer dealt on 3/7/21 which is tomorrow.  See you then my little cat purr pumpkins.

ifyouarehavingthebestsexeverliketrulyfantasticsortofthingyouimaginewhenwatchingpornbutyouaretheonlyoneintheroomisitstilllovemaking.


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Post by: china mug on August 13, 2021, 03:24:24 PM
sowhathasourherobeendoingolatewellisentthebookbacktothelibaryyouknowtheonehowtowinfriendsandinfluencepeopleitjustwasntworkingbutonthebrightsideienrolledonaopenuniversitycourceandcannowdojoinedupwritingimpressivehuh

So i went to the vic last tuesday for the 180 plus 20.....like to know what uncle fester is doing with all those 20s .....played really well as usual and from 80 runners got blown out 23rd no complaints just did not get any of the good stuff when needed and the 8k 16k 16k structure got me ....sad
so io am up there on the train today friday the 13th to do it all again ....eventually i will get the good stuff and win 15k   20k   40k and when that happens i will be able to buy a train ticket instead of hiding in the toilets all the time.

so setting of at 3.45pm ish pass the two pianos and on to destiny .............must get lotto ticket in case in the very unlikely event i dont win at the vic.



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Post by: china mug on August 14, 2021, 10:29:39 PM
so it looks like its all down to the lottery tickets then as the vic was no good for me .....400 down the swanney....small pain relief as it was part of a 550 ticket i won but no pay day.....so tommorrow 50 plus ten satalite at 7.00pm here i come should make 5 tickets ish worth 550 each ....whats not to like....

was it eppstein that said the sign of maddess is to do the same actions time and time again and be suprised when the result remains the same.....

on the train home read that some arse hole has shot 5 people dead before turning the gun on himself .....suggestion to the next arse hole turn the gun on yourself first.


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Post by: china mug on August 24, 2021, 12:12:47 AM
So my little honeysuckles what has been happening with your poker super hero well I can tell you hot of the press I have just got in from the three hammers pub suitably lubricated with London Pride @ £2.89 per pint Monday and Thursdays Ember Inns chain and it's time to do a poker blog.  Although I will just mention that I noticed when I went to the little boys room, the urinals on the wall were set out with a small one furthest in the corner, then a larger one, then a small one, then a large one and it was only after my third visit that i got to thinking was the size discrepancy in the porcelain due to cock size or so that the more intoxicated can have a larger target to aim at, not being sure and not wanting someone to come in and see me at the pencil prick porcelain, I decided to piss in the sink and really impress them.

On poker went to the Luton 360 plus 40 game (God knows why Uncle Fester thinks it's okay to charge £40.00 juice I can only surmise he's saving for a hair transplant) managed to get it all in having slow played jacks and a flop coming queen, jack four with two hearts original raiser I check to he bets 1200 I raise to 6200 he goes all in and I think if he's got a set of queens, life's a bitch and call him, he has king ten of hearts so he's straightening and flushing, turn I'm still winning river I'm standing up and saying nice hands as I walk away.

And home and bed, can't even remember whether I whacked a porn channel on and whacked one off.

So a few days pass and our hero has got it into his mind to travel up to London to the Vic for the fifty plus ten satellite to win a 550 ticket they usually make four tickets so for a super grinder good value.......

TBC

shithappensbutafterawhileyouhavetowonderwhydoesitalwayshappentome,poormeboobooboohuu

I have a theory that possibly I'm in a parallel universe and i'm typing into a disconnected keyboard as no one of the 200 or so hit/readers bother their arse to give a reply comment,

That being the case, unless i get a reply and comment on my Nobel prize winning literature, even if it's what the hell are you doing hanging around men's toilets pissed out your head pretending to be drying a wet patch on your trouser font that you felt the need to unzip and air the one eyed spitting cobra  under the hot air blower for any punters to wander in and comment on, get therapy you sad fuck.  Or wow I find your insight into the inner realms of the poker scene most invigorating.

Unless I get a comment, me type no more.......

















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Post by: nirvana on August 24, 2021, 09:05:21 AM
Dont stop Tom, im fascinated by the fact people still play poker. It may encourage me to donate again some day, GUKPT luton for a long awaited return i think


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Post by: 4KSuited on August 24, 2021, 01:46:19 PM
No, don’t stop Tom

I suspect you have quite a few followers on here who are just too shy to say so. Having said that, the mental image of you getting your tackle out under a hand-dryer is not one for the faint hearted, so you may well have lost a reader or two (but gained another 5, you might retort?)


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Post by: booder on August 24, 2021, 04:28:38 PM
No, don’t stop Tom




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Post by: RED-DOG on August 24, 2021, 06:14:40 PM
I've commented a few times. I refuse to do it again.


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Post by: tonytats on August 24, 2021, 10:50:53 PM
Always a good read Tom thanks


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Post by: Pokerpops on August 24, 2021, 11:44:21 PM
I don’t know you so I guess we’ve never met. Only ever played at Luton twice, it being a long long way from home.
But I read your posts with a smile on my face (hope that’s what you were aiming for).

Pray, do continue.


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Post by: china mug on August 26, 2021, 07:42:33 PM
WOW... SEVEN REPLIES FROM MY LOYAL AVID PUBIC... I am reminded of when I first discovered the internet and You-tube and I saw a dear little old lady of about fifty five years of age! looking like the sort of old dear you would see as a lollipop lady outside the school, with her home in the background that all looked like it could do with a lick of paint and new carpets, but she was absolutely cock-a-hoop that she had got fifty people that had liked whatever post or Facebook type thing she had done... And some trendy wannabe Barbie look-a-like was talking to her from her home, more likely her parents home, where everything was like a show-house and the Barbie comments were....... "Err yeah you got fifty likes...well, if you got five thousand likes that would be something...or even five hundred likes in short space of time...but if you are happy with fifty likes that's great for you, I don't know what else I can say"................................................ Picture goes back to lollipop lady and she is totally crushed, her self-esteem from the victory she'd had with her fifty new friends that liked her had just been totally pissed on by some entitled wannabe but never will be internet screen diva... I really felt for the old girl, but the diva was cute looking worthy of a yes, I won't ... in your mouth, oops I lied.


NIRVANA.......Great to hear from you Glen, I can truly say that if I was abducted by aliens and after they'd finished probing me and put me in a molecular restructuring experimental machine and then fire me through a time machine back to earth where I arrive as a sexy flower power sixties chick and bumped into you at some High Gate party where you with all your tats and intellectual rapier wit would have a good chance of taking me home unless of course David Bowie wandered in.

4 K Suited.......Hello sir, thanks for the comments and should I ever make it big in Hollywood and be looking for the new terminator that turns into mercury as he walks through things, you can certainly audition.

BOODER.......Hi there, think I last saw you when we were both up at Nottingham and staying at the Highland B&B, seem to remember you pointed me in the direction of a worth while pub up the road, should mention the night on the piss as I had qualified at my first attempt at the DTD and the second day was Sunday leaving me free for another piss-up.......just realiised it's all bout me!

RED DOG.......Thanks for your non comment, should I find myself in charge of the BBC in need of a poker pundit, I'd have no hesitation in calling upon you as you are clearly the Alan Titmarsh of the Poker world.

TOMYTATS.......Hi thanks for the comments nice to appreciated.

POKER POPS.......Hi thanks for the comment as for never having met me, just think if me as a ship you see on the horizon when you are at the seaside and you think to yourself I wonder where that's going probably somewhere interesting, but hey ho I'll sod off along the beach and see if i can find some seashells.


AND NOW FOR THE WALL OF SHAME...or as it is sometimes known the lazy tossers that couldn't be bothered to throw Tom a bone.

CHOMPY...sigh, I don't why I bother, standard

VINNIE...sometimes known as the Sicilian

LUCKY ALAN...largest collection of blue and whit stripey shirts of any poker player

DINO...essential part of the Luton Holy Poker Trilogy

CHINA MAN...he of the no I haven't got any DVD's for sale

GREAT BOD...to poker what Marilyn was to Hollywood

TIGHT END...man of few words, but I do recall him saying "and on the final table they are now reduced to begging for a walk"

WELL MY LITTLE KNUCKLE-DRAGGERS IT'S BEEN A MOTION.

More Posts to follow, you brought it in yourselves....................



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Post by: china mug on September 03, 2021, 12:46:32 AM




So. in no particular order how to right a blog when you really haven'y got jack shit to talk about on poker............. so I will just throw out a load o observations., I was on my way up to the Vic and on the St Allbans train platform there is a guy with shorts on and on the back of one calf he has a tattoo of an ice cream about six inches tall and on the other calf, he has a tattoo of the Dali Llama obviously, a very spiritual individual with a sweet tooth!

On another occasion, coming back tow o'clock in the morning I'm on St Pancreas platform with forty minutes to the next train and I get accosted by an obvious class "A" drug user who requests me to allow him to use my phone, to phone his mate at Hendon, to meet him at the station, to which I declined, whereupon, he states "I won't nick you phone mate" here, you can hold on to this fifty pound note which he now thrusts at me, my answer i still no, you're alright mate... I've no idea what his scam was, presumably the fifty was a fake and at the point of getting it back, he would ask for change for what ever reason............. Still not my problem as he can fuck right of on the horse that he rode into town on.

On a happier note, I will relay an old story which still makes me smile.

TBC

whatisthedifferencebetweenawankandheesesandwichidon'tknowbuti'mgoingtomacdonaldsincaseyoudon'tknow...












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Post by: china mug on September 07, 2021, 01:06:08 AM
SO MY LITTLE CHUCK BERRIES WHO DON'T KNOW ONE END OF A GUITAR FROM THE OTHER, it's time for your dose of intellectual stimulation.  it's hard to post a invigorating thought provoking poker blog when jack shit has been happening or rather coming right for our hero (that's me by the way in case you've lost the fact).  So I'll just have to post the mundane and let you derive some higher intellectual meaning from the dross.

went to The Vic on Sunday for a fifty plus ten satellite found out it was hundred plus ten for a eleven hundred ticket, hey ho why stop in the middle of a wank!  Made the final table, but got torpedoed three times when I've gone all in and a nutter with a pair of sixes and a lot of chips calls me as does low chips with ace ten whilst I have king jack plop, turn, river, I'm standing up and saying "good night all. good game."  Sickener is that Mr pair of sixes would have been out of the game only when he went all in with eight hundred chips, a toss pot player called him so I didn't call him with my ace three off which would of put him out of the game, and this or similar happen three times, the only justice being that toss pot is shit low on chips and on to be the next one out.

So downstairs to the club and i do my two five pound bets on roulette after studying the form walking round the tables looking for the wheel that is about to come into my area, congratulating myself on my astute decision then putting the two five pound chips out... and they lose...

Out of the club up the road to Edgeware Road tube station and my  nine pound fifty return ticket won't open the barrier, plus my train is in on the platform and it could be the last one or twenty minute wait to the next... So I holler HELLO to attract the British Rail workers out of their cosy hidaaway cabin and on my fourth holler for assistance someone the other end of the platforms starts hollering back HELLO, shortly afterwards British Rail worker turns up and lets me through the barrier... So on to St Pancreas about eleven twenty two pm train cancelled next one eleven fifty two, so we wait and observe the London drag yourself home after a night out party goers.

On the train I'm sitting minding my own business and can hear a group of four to six lads discussing their night out and their food that they have got from Macdonalds, from behind me, then a half eaten cheeseburger, I'm not sure if it had mayonnaise and gherkin in it, but it did have tomato ketchup as evidenced by the stain it left on my left trouser leg after  mouthy matey chucked it at his mate and missed... I didn't turn round to confront the bowler, but kicked the half burger under the nearby seat so that it was not in the main walkway, I was feeling that I had won the moral higher ground with my non annoyance reaction to the mishap and the surrounding young commuters in my section tended to agree by their eye action... So yet again the hero (me) has come out on top morally and any other way you want to judge it............. all of that was devalued when I heard one of the food bowlers telling his mate off for throwing the burger as he had "hit the old codger with the burger"... so from hero of telemark to bum head receptical of fast food all in one moment...  I then heard the same group talking about their disenfranchisement with the chicken nuggets that they had, I made the decision then that if they started bouncing them off my head, I would stand up, turn round, pick up the burger and tell one of the guys I think you dropped this, you know there are starving children in Africa... here let me help you to eat it and then shove it down hos throat...  The scene from the film "nobody" came to mine when the hero tells five or six thugs on a train that were looking to mug someone that he was going to "fuck them up" and then proceeded to do so.

So clearly no chickens nuggets hit me in the back of the head and I didn't go into hard man Hollywood mode, I sis think about it afterwards and decided that it is a knock on effect from what a player perceives ad the marginal call in poker going against them and then then get blown out of the game with a stand up night night good game type shit comment and they think that it's all okay, but then they run into twats on train and the true resentment of the injustice of being out of the poker game takes a baring.

So that's me up to date, Tuesday, Luton G £70 game, who knows...

itispossiblethatinsomeperiodofyearswhenthisplanetdestroysitselforratherthehumansonitdosomealienspecieswillpickupthismessagebeingtransmittedthroughtheairwaysandtheirtopintellectualswilldecifphertheseswritingstogetanunderstandingofthenowextinctspeciesofthisplanetthatwerecalledhumans. Or on the other hand they might not and it's only you that is reading this and marveling at the intellectual capabilities of the author.

Yes I know I've used the word intellectual three times in this blog, read into it what you will, good night...


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Post by: china mug on November 02, 2021, 12:29:29 AM
Hi my little chuckle berries I love you all, you are the meaning for my very existence, you are my reason for stopping scratching my left bollock in the morning and getting out of bed to face a brave new day.

Can you tell who has just got in from the pub and is a bit pissed yet.

IT HAPPENED IN LUTON

I was over at my usual casino in Luton for a poker game when the following occurred. The player in seat nine has ordered a drink off of the waitress, as did seat eight, when seat nine's drink arrived (lemonade with a shot of lime) he is drinking it when he notices what he takes to be a foreign substance, namely a pill that is a the bottom of the drink and has streams of bubbles rising from it as it dissolves into his drink. He declares to the whole table that someone has poisoned his drink and in particular the guy on his right of being the culprit. He then declares to the whole table that if he finds out who it is, that has tried to poison him, he will put this glass in their head. He then gets on his mobile phone to his mate/employee/gofer and proclaims so the whole table can hear, someone has tried to poison him and he wants all the boys down here to sort it out. He then reiterates to the table that when his boys arrive, he will put this glass in the culprit's head... Various players offer him explanations that he must be mistaken and no one would do such a thing. I quip in that it seems to be a very clumsy date rape attempt, but he choose to ignore my comment. Now the manager has been called and they take the drink away to examine it and ten minutes later, return to say they don't know what it is. Then seat on who has had the same drink holds up and declares that his drink is doing the same thing and his explanation is that the slice of lemon has dropped a pip and the lemonade is bubbling off of it, which we at the table all agree with and now "mister gangster" number one, no longer feels threatened and makes another phone call to tell his boys to not bother coming its all sorted and hell tell them about it tomorrow...probably easier to tell them tomorrow...rather than explain that it was the carbon dioxide in the fizzy lemonade reacting with the lemon pip and not some assassination attempt on his person by the local hit man with a bar code tattooed onto the back of his neck.

Who the "phuck" do these people think they are, some high flying private jet owning mister king pin, drug dealing character with an army of loyal henchmen ready to drop everything and charge down the motorway to rescue their beloved leader............. No! you aren't De'Niro out of Scarface, No! you're not a victim of Putin's tearooms.......you're just some tosser in a fifty pound poker comp in Luton... Take your self imposed image of importance, fold it eight times and make a useful origami swan...at least unlike you that would have some worth.

 


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Post by: 4KSuited on November 02, 2021, 09:57:32 AM
Nice post, me old china

All this in a £50 self-deal comp eh? Who’d have thunk it?

As a side note, if you want a brief daily view of the life of a poker pro at the WSOP, I can highly recommend DNegs’ daily VLOG. I watch on FB, but I’m sure it’s available on other social media platforms. I only mention it because yesterday’s edition included the mention of a guy who was causing a scene in the WSOP rooms - no spoiler


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Post by: nirvana on November 03, 2021, 06:59:07 PM
Great story Tom, had no idea Das was still playing


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Post by: china mug on November 04, 2021, 11:16:44 AM
HI NIVARNA, its good to hear from you, I had feared you had succumbed to galloping knob rot by now, but clearly the little group of gay boys that hang out at the free coffee machine in Luton are wrong. Das is still the same a cheerful little chappy damned good poker player f he can leave the drink alone although he does appear to have shrunk a little with age.

IT HAPPENED IN LONDON, so last week as was my want I made the trip up to London on this new invention of a horseless carriage called a train, I arrived at St Pancreas, did the usual, walk along pass the two pianos admiring the ironwork in the roof of what is truly a magnificent structure pass the coffee shops and down to the tube bladybladybla out the other side short walk into the Vic and good time, nice and rested, ready for a satellite, I believe it was an eighty plus ten to win a four four four ticket. I tried my best which if i say so myself is pretty damn good, but whilst other prats re-buy and do all sorts of wonderful moves that end up with the wheel falling off, I grind away and go deep, but no ticket, boohoohoo........ sound of world's smallest violin being trampled on... again.

So yet again although this is a poker blog, the story i have to tell to beguile my adoring pubic is that in the break of the satellite I've gone down stairs to the toilets, to use the cubicle upon entering I see that the first cubicle has a couple of bollards and a thick red rope with a note saying "facility not in use" plus part of the frame has fallen off so that you can see through a three inch gap into the toilet cubicle...but that still leaves the other two which are engaged, so I wait...people come in go out, use the urinals and minutes go by and a chap that was also waiting wanders off. Its now like five minutes later and I try to bend down a little bit to see if i can see the feet of the occupants of the two cubicles... i don't know if you have ever found yourself in this position, but believe me the floor reeks of that authentic old lady pissy smell and as i'm doing this all balance not actually kneeling down, looking like a cross between a shouling kung fu monk and a modern street dancer off BGT of course someone walks in. He looks at me, I look at him as I straighten up and he picks the urinal at the furthest distance from me...and then like having a brilliant tell on a poker player, I realise all three cubicles are out of order.......quick pee and back to satellite.

Tonight,Thursday 4th November another satellite one fifty total should be for tickets valued at one two five zero that's where I'll be....... Yes I know what Einstein said about the same actions expecting a different outcome, but that was to do with humanity and the universe with all its rules...this is more important.

Ran into a Blondie in Luton who approached me and said how much he liked my posts, goes by the name of Tony Tats or something similar who was with his lady and told me how they had had ten k out of a fruit machine or some similar nice event...that's good I thought, he'll probably take me to the bar for a drink or even dare I hope invite me into the restaurant for a meal.......not a bit of it...quick chat about blonde poker and how some of the punters are doing and he's off on his way to the tables.

WINNINGISN'TEVERYTHINGLOSINGISPRETTYSHITTYBUTNOTEVENGETTINGYOURNOSEINTOTHEFINALCANGETONEDOWN.

More to follow, possibly even including me gloating over how I've brilliantly won a ticket at the Vic and found a toilet that works.


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Post by: china mug on November 08, 2021, 11:34:11 AM
IT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE

So as obvious by the fact that i'm not gloating, I didn't get a satellite ticket in London and I will just have to have it on my conscious that I have ruined Christmas for you all. So I've been dragging my sad arse over to Luton desperately flailing around like a beached whale with seagulls eyeing up the soft and vulnerable parts all in attempt to get some revenue in for the big week in Luton and even bigger week in the Vic after that.

So what does our hero manage to achieve? Arrived in the chuggerbug (that's my Land rover discovery that doesn't quite fire on all five cylinders equally) after all VAT man has his bat mobile and I have the chuggerbug, greeted Dan as I bought in and bitched about the fifteen pounds juice on a hundred and twenty pound comp... he made the usual comments, but I could see behind his eyes that he was actually truly taking on board my comments and the fact that owing to the excessive juice charge I will have to give my two little puppies to the local vivisection experimental makeup testing company as I won't be able to feed the poor little mites anymore, well may you hang your heads in shame, fat cat casino poker rooms.

So into the game, slow played aces four callers last one raised to sixteen hundred, I re-raised to seven and a half thousand and all three of them after ooing and ahhing go all in as do I and I'm facing ace king, ace jack and four six suited....... is it any wonder that king four off got voted the Luton nut... Ace king last card makes a straight, our hero stomps off from the table and re-buys.

Our hero battles against all the trolls and downright ugly characters that the events attract, a bit like the baddies off game of thrones with a slice of the hobbit, always being the poor relative and yet makes it into the money, low chips of course, God forbid I should ever have ample and I shove it all in, my last two hundred thousand, when the anti's are ten/twenty thousand and a genius who hasn't put a dime in yet calls with ace jack against my ace king suited, last man also calls with ace king....... of course a bloody jack comes, why wouldn't it, it's only cosmic fate flicking a bogie at Tom, I force my ears to blot out the ace jack author's comments of why he was right to play it, when had he lost he would have had bugger all chips left... possibly that's his game... the bugger all part I mean.

So I'm out four two five payday equals one seven five profit on the night after I splurge ten quid on the roulette on the way out and the lonely drive home....... have you ever seen a Attenborough wildlife program where the polar bear or lion has chased its prey, but the little critter has managed to jump on rock, bounce onto another one and then scramble up a shale incline to run away as the predator flops down panting with a "that's all I need" thought and expression and the little let's say Bambi is off across the terrain stopping only for a butterfly to land on its nose... that would be the clean version of how getting royally fucked in one competition twice, makes our hero feel.

On the bright side I did get to tell the nineteen fifties three leg chicken joke to the dealer Rulucka only to have the rest of the staff at the buying in booth pissing themselves laughing, possibly at my telling of the joke and not the actual joke.

So that's it until the next time, now I'm off up town for a coffee and to lick my wounds and grow my resolve for the next battle ..................................................because its coming you know ......................keep watching the skys its coming.




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Post by: booder on November 08, 2021, 12:00:39 PM
I believe 2022 will be your year for the big win , good luck.


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Post by: tonytats on November 10, 2021, 08:18:09 AM
We may treat you to a burger deluxe next time we are in town xx 😘


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Post by: china mug on November 10, 2021, 04:24:57 PM
AND SO FOR MORE OF THE SAME, wow the money i must be saving by not having to pay a domm.

Thanks booder for the vote of confidence for 2022 on the strenth of that i have today ordered 10,000 base ball caps from the firm that did trumps MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN caps .......with the initiels for ....tom in twenty twentytwo year....may even put a few on amazon as they willl not dout fly of the shelves.

and so to last nite at luton 70 plus 10 playing away card pretty dead but still made last three tables .....guy that described me as a bit of shit in the toilet bowl that just wont flush away comes to mind .....im in seat 1 willie of the clan tann is in seat 4 eastern european good player in seat 9 ....i limp under the gun for 3k leaving myself about 23k  willie looking at the direction of the blinds says he has a good hand hes all in for his 45k ish the blinds pass and after 8 secounds i do also....willie excllaims ....i didnt know you were in the hand thomas...and says he had 7,8 presumley suited....next hand im big blind 3k,3k pass to small blind who waves to see my stack and then goes all in i look down at ace nine and throw my last 17k odd in the middle villian shows 3 queen off flop 3....

so im there tonite for a satalite then the vic thurs .....can always dream a bit like HAL.......i wonder if the burger i have in credit comes with fries
yours tom down but not out reporter from the front....

i wonder
i wander
aimless no
no fame glory or riches to show
just hope and faith have me in tow

ALLPROCEEDSTOTHELUTONPOKERDONKEYFUNDGRATEFULLYRECIEVED.




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Post by: nirvana on November 10, 2021, 04:45:47 PM
I make Booder right, big score coming Tom, just gotta believe. Thought about coming to Loooooton Friday but saw it was a 4 hundo and since I'm a pure donater these days I couldn't make myself do it.

Are there any £10 self deal comps going at the G these days ?


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Post by: china mug on November 12, 2021, 02:13:15 PM
HI NIVIA ,you could try lucious lill down behind the re cycle bins at luton  i belive she has a 10 pound game and if you show your bus pass and she dousnt have to say she loves you long time you may be able to knock her down to 9.50p.....not sure if she takes food stamps though,good luck.

NEW YORK PARIS LONDON ROME
Whent to the vic for satalite to win 1250 ticket on the way up at pancras saw a group of soldiers in WW1 uniforms got the phone out and got one of them to snap me with his mates,thay were helping out with the pop[py day stall so i pledged that i would buy a poppy....never too soon to bribe the good luck faies may have been a factor also.....later i got to thinking from that very station young men were seen of the great war by there families and if they could see us now with all the loss injury and pain that they endurred they would be blown away by the selfless act of me stopping in my journey to the vic to take time to put £1 in there collection bucket.....they may also have wondered about the electrick lights and coffee shops plus the throngs of people going up moving stair cases as when they left for war it was more alfresco....

And on the tube it was crowded but after one stop two seats opened up and i was beatren to the first one by a old boy of about 80 who moved like a rabit on steriouds or class a...after we sat down i engaged him in conversation by asking him what was the book he was carring ,after the initial suprise of being spoken to on the tube he said it was a book about post 18 centrr german art and he had concliuded a speech at some art galliery or musiem .....other passengers around us are taking a 30 secound interest in two straingers talking and probley being glad inside that i had not sat next to them...the 80 year old looking all the world like a young mr chips from the 1920s film good bye mr chips starts to show me some of the pictures and i quickly pick up on the change of the german art when it got to the 1930s and herr hitler comes into voige.....i tell the gentleman about a old book that i got in a clearance and how in the fly leaf the film producer or writer of ...the scarlet pimpernel...a man by the name of brunel had sent the book to a lady friend and inscribed it with.....My dear Lisbeth ,i was sorry to miss you when i called by your home but am pleased to see that you have gained employment. here is the play i promises and you must remember it was written in 1933 before herr hitler came to power,my view would be some what different noe.  you are right about the pimpernel it was ruined when it whent to america by the american promoters removing whole sections of it as they felt it was too british,all without asking.....
A nice chat with a nice man who said he would look up brunel and the relation ship to the pimpernel #   

and into the vic tried bloody hard but got wasted , got too get more agressive when i have chips easy said but hard to do when k3 and 10 3 are your bed parteners....
last shot saturday at luton 4.00pm have to pay 400 ...not good enough to win a ticket...and play in the last game with a long clock with the sad twats that have already done 4 bulletts in previous days.

When all your friends and family are telling you that maybe you are wrong and maybe its time for you to own up to the fact that you are not going to be rich from poker as supported by glib comments like where are your millions so far    as hard as it is and as much as it hurts a real man would own up take the bull by the horns grab the nettle tightly  and change his friends and family.

JOCKINGREALYIDONTHAVEANYFRIENDSANDMYFAMILYHAVEARESTRAINGORDERONME


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Post by: Karabiner on November 12, 2021, 03:14:30 PM
I don't think we've met but I enjoy your posts and hope your perseverence gets rewarded.


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Post by: celtic on November 12, 2021, 04:23:33 PM
Still enjoying the diary Tom.

It's been around 10 years since the Luton league ended. Time for a reunion?


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Post by: china mug on November 14, 2021, 11:06:19 PM
Hi and thank you fot yje kind words Mr Karabiiner,

Hi vinnie you old tax exile ,you will never guess who waltz into the luton g 400- game on saturday .....your old mucker you know black hair not a lot of muscles so not dean the other one ......used to sell bootleg dvds ....you probley know who i mean i think he works as a erection in the buil;ding industry ...small works ...any way he sat at my table and he has matured beyond recognision gone is the red wine falling over water and now its pints of guinness which he is quafting ......you know who i mean he usualey likes to stack his poker chips in two tall collums so he looks like a egytian pharo when he looks over them......any way also a part of his new image is he was munching a bag of crisps .....not any old walkers common crap no these were chedder cheese in a bronze bag proble kettle chips or some other classy gourmay much bag .....now i dont know wheather its a class thing like throwing your wine or vodca glass into the fire place after you and all your mates have a toast or like a greek wedding or meal where you break all the plates but your mucker when to pour the remains pf the classy crisps into his mouth and missed ......instant dandruff on the poker table ....luckley a quick call and ben has the hand held vackum doing a love lace.....

regards a reunion why not sugest a date to meet at the luton g.......remember to tell me the true day thou



NEXT POST TOM AND HOW TO GET FUCKED IN THE LUTON 400 BY THE WORST PLAYER ON PLANET EARTH


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Post by: booder on November 14, 2021, 11:34:10 PM
Hi and thank you fot yje kind words Mr Karabiiner,

Hi vinnie you old tax exile ,you will never guess who waltz into the luton g 400- game on saturday .....your old mucker you know black hair not a lot of muscles so not dean the other one ......used to sell bootleg dvds ....you probley know who i mean i think he works as a erection in the buil;ding industry ...small works ...any way he sat at my table and he has matured beyond recognision gone is the red wine falling over water and now its pints of guinness which he is quafting ......you know who i mean he usualey likes to stack his poker chips in two tall collums so he looks like a egytian pharo when he looks over them......any way also a part of his new image is he was munching a bag of crisps .....not any old walkers common crap no these were chedder cheese in a bronze bag proble kettle chips or some other classy gourmay much bag .....now i dont know wheather its a class thing like throwing your wine or vodca glass into the fire place after you and all your mates have a toast or like a greek wedding or meal where you break all the plates but your mucker when to pour the remains pf the classy crisps into his mouth and missed ......instant dandruff on the poker table ....luckley a quick call and ben has the hand held vackum doing a love lace.....

regards a reunion why not sugest a date to meet at the luton g.......remember to tell me the true day thou



NEXT POST TOM AND HOW TO GET FUCKED IN THE LUTON 400 BY THE WORST PLAYER ON PLANET EARTH


 rotflmfao rotflmfao


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Post by: celtic on November 16, 2021, 09:37:03 AM
Hi and thank you fot yje kind words Mr Karabiiner,

Hi vinnie you old tax exile ,you will never guess who waltz into the luton g 400- game on saturday .....your old mucker you know black hair not a lot of muscles so not dean the other one ......used to sell bootleg dvds ....you probley know who i mean i think he works as a erection in the buil;ding industry ...small works ...any way he sat at my table and he has matured beyond recognision gone is the red wine falling over water and now its pints of guinness which he is quafting ......you know who i mean he usualey likes to stack his poker chips in two tall collums so he looks like a egytian pharo when he looks over them......any way also a part of his new image is he was munching a bag of crisps .....not any old walkers common crap no these were chedder cheese in a bronze bag proble kettle chips or some other classy gourmay much bag .....now i dont know wheather its a class thing like throwing your wine or vodca glass into the fire place after you and all your mates have a toast or like a greek wedding or meal where you break all the plates but your mucker when to pour the remains pf the classy crisps into his mouth and missed ......instant dandruff on the poker table ....luckley a quick call and ben has the hand held vackum doing a love lace.....

regards a reunion why not sugest a date to meet at the luton g.......remember to tell me the true day thou



NEXT POST TOM AND HOW TO GET FUCKED IN THE LUTON 400 BY THE WORST PLAYER ON PLANET EARTH


 rotflmfao rotflmfao

Haha, probably the funniest (or maybe the only funny) ;) thing you've said. I'm over in a couple of weeks but have one of my sons with me, but maybe next time I'm over we could sort something.


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Post by: china mug on November 16, 2021, 04:53:49 PM
THE DEMISE OF A WANNA BE POKER GOD IN THREE EASY STEPS.....
Or how i got royaly shafted in the luton 400 game .....360 plus 40 juice....dont know why i bitch so much about the juice its a fact of life dont want to pay the juice dont play the game simples.....
so im playing and hitting some good stuff the villian who i shall call queen victorias husband is a very well known more money than he knows what to do with regular at the vic.....in the honey business....for three levels he has been on the table beside mind and has not re bought in but then like snow on a old slated roof he starts to move     level 4 and onwards he is playing musical chairs as he rebuys once to the same tablre secound to random table and third rebuy sits beside me ....at this time i have about 65k and am table chip leader he plays a few hands and has maybe 40k

WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO RIGHT
guy on my right makes it 900 to play i look down at ace jack and re raise to 2100 honey man calls as douse a random at other end of table and player to my right....so four to the flop   rainbow queen high    firt raiser checks as do i ready to pass to any decent bet honey man checks and so douse last man....turn ace now there are two hearts and a wheal straight draw out there.....first guy goese all in for 8k i with top pair good kicker re raise to 18k honey man calls last man bails out....last card low heart making a wheal and flush possible ...i check honey man insta goes all in ....now there is about 100k in the pot and i have to put in 20k plus to call him ....he has a history of betting with totaly missed hands.....
i feel the all in player to my right shrinking with a missed hand so its for the whole pot....i call....honey man turns over 5 9 of hearts and says flush and a straite i show one pair aces other guy mucks.....so im down to 22k and play on slipping further and further down the pole....im still there to see honey man call a all in on a flopp with a king and a jack with his one pair of sevens in his hand to gift his chips to a random player and then he spreads the rest out liberaly so he has maybe 30k i bust out at level 8 ....another dream turned to slush

WHY ME GOD PICK ON SOME ONE ELSE OR DO I HAVE TO COME UP THERE AND SORT YOU OUT.
It would be very easy to bitch about the unfaireness of running into this player, but its his money he can and will play the way he wants the fact that people que up to rip him of at every turn and his only pleasure is the 20/30 percent of the time he gets to shaft some one like me is what he has paid his money for .....and all said and done if i cant deal with it and grow a pair pick my self up dust myself down and get back in the game im not the god of poker i dream i am as i beat one off under the table at the luton game.......

A QUICK HISTORY LESSON
I recall some 20 years ago bitching to a good mate that as i did not have 20 pound for a rebuy as i had spent the 60 i had bought with me and had had to ask a aquatance to lend me 20 and he had berrated me with comments like ...o why are you always asking me ....im not sure i have any money i need it for work tommorrow...and then eventualey shelling a 20 out of his wallet with 400 in it much to the amusement of the table of poker players .....now both he and i know he will lend me the 20 but he feels the need to humilate me in the process....so im bitching to a good mate about this and instead of him agreeing with me he rips me a new one for not being grateful for the 20 loan as its there money ect ect ......
and in the same way honey man has all the right to do what he did and will do again ....so get some timber build a bridge and get over it it wont be the last time....

Luton tonite 70 plus 10 and vic tommorrow 140 satalite if i dont score in one of them deep do dos and mucho bitching

whenyourmoaningaboutpokertakesmoretimethanyourmoaninghavingsexyounrrdtouseabetterqualityofducttapeinthesexpart



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on November 26, 2021, 01:04:27 AM
THE BULL SHIT AND SELF FLAGELLATION FIRST AND THEN THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER.

So our hero, that's me by the way has been going to Luton and the Vii in London in desperate attempts to win satellite tickets into big mother fucker games and the score so far is Tom out of pocket about 1000 and tickets gained zero...

So you will not be surprised that I've got bugger all to report about brilliant poker hands and how I did this and then he did that and I end up being the brilliant strategist and winning the prize.

So I will inform you of my observations on the journeys to the said poker events.

Got blown out of the Vic and arrived at St Pancreas train station, Platform B one hour and forty four minutes to the next train to St Albans I.m the only bod on the platform as I've juts missed the previous train... not a happy chappy.

Along comes three sixteen year old kids, two girls, one boy and straight away they're asking the Nigerian cleaning ladies and their British rail foreman which of the cables or train tracks has the electricity in it that if you fell against it you would be killed...the answer from the foreman, I don not rally hear and he and the cleaners wanders off.

I with one hour and forty five minutes to kill and attempting to nod off whilst sitting on the steel benches that British Rail have designed so that there is absolutely no way you can stretch out, lie down and be comfortable, you can only sit and attempt to doze. as I'm doing this, I hear the kids talking bollocks and shit, including phrases like "I feel like throwing myself onto the electric live track"... I then jerk awake as one of the girls has approached me and says are you alright... to which I reply, "yes I'm okay"... slightly touched by her kind consideration as to my well-being and realising that an old boy of my age trying to nod-off could look to a young kid like an old fart having a heart attack.

I then notice that the boy in the group looks like a character of East Enders that was a little runt with very thick lens glasses who was a really nasty piece of work...the usual bullshit playing nice, talking, but really a little wannabe sadistic serial killer in the making and as his actions took place, he was well cast for the part.

TBC


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 04, 2022, 12:26:42 AM
SORRY FOR ALL THE AVID READERS THAT HANG ON MY EVERY WORD FOR THE LONG TIME DELAY HER IS THE REST OF THE ROUITERS NEWS FROM THE FRONT.

So the little shit that was with the two girls on the Pancreas railway station has invented a game where they fill there mouths with water and then peak to each other with their lips closed so that the other person has to male out what they are saying and surprise surprise we have a British rail platform with a lake of water on it well done kids.

but then it doesn't stop there


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 04, 2022, 01:06:36 AM
our genius little wanna be syco has a problem withb nsome one on the pposits platform and storms of and the next thing i seee is he is over on the next platform accosting a student that is lying down trying to get some rest on the floor .....what ever his protestess to the student are the student answers him from his prone position all of which seems to wind upmthe villian as he stomps off and picks up a yellow mind the floor plastick sign and comes back and threatens the student with it....then chucks it down feeling that he has won the battle and strides off ......but no one of the stupid cows in his inbreed tribe has followed him over picks up the yellow wet floor warning sign and wants to confront said student with ....what did you say to my friend...he the student still remains lying down and she semi kicks at his head where upon he relising that darwins theory of evolution may not prevent all the dumb ones fron evoliving gets up and after a few further words ends up smacking her down so her head hits the floor she then gets upnand starts hollering at him to ....just you dare touch me again .....clearly some misfit from care homes that knowws all the buzz words that there self entitalment leeds them to belive they have .....then the prat that started it all comes back and talks to her and drags her away ......from my ring side seat it has tacken ten miniutes of my wait for mny train as i have watched this impromto edition of east enders......

WHATDOYOUGETWHENYOUEMPTYABAGOFSELFENTITTLEDPRATTSWITHABAGOFUNDERACHIVERSOCIALWORKERSTHATSRIGHTTWOEMPTYBAGS



FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT READ THIS BLOG FOR THE INTERLECTTUAL CONTENT I APOLIGISE FOR ALL THE SPELLING MISTAKES...................FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT READ THIS BLOG FOR THE SPELLING MISTAKES YOOOUUUU CANNN FUUUKC ROIGHT OFFFOOOFF


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 08, 2022, 10:25:48 PM
WE COULD HAVE SOME HAM AND EGGS IF WE HAD HAM AND EGGS....
SO A NEW YEAR AND I HAVE MANAGED TO GET MY ARSE INTO THE DAY TWO FOR THE 888 POKER GIG i had managed to win a £444 TICKET IN A SATALITE AT THE VIC FOR 100 SOUNDS GOOD PROVIDING ALL THE OTHER SATALITES THAT I FAILED IN DONT GET A MENTION.....ANY WAY UP THERE YESTERDAY BY TRAIN 30,000 STARTING STACK 11X40 MINIUETES PLAY AND TRY AS I MIGHT IM GOING BACK WITH 37,00O ONLY  the blinds wioll be 2.5k/2.5k so i basicaly need to win the first hand i play.....some punters are going in with 200,000 .....lucky tossers probly live at home with mum and dont pay any rent either......
forgot to mention to the end of last year in december i think i was going up the escalator to get the tube to the vic at st pancras and i see this girl coming down the escalator beside me and she looked all the world like rajj fish only she was wearing a one piece white wool dress and not a sign of any white polka dot prints any where so i looked at her hands and there wasnt any kit kat there so clearly this one was just a lookie likey....
got on the tube to go to edgeware road and there is dina fish hanging onto the hand rail ......as we great each other and chat she tells me that it wouild have been rajj fish i passed as they had just parted after a day out in london.....i wonder to myself how did they know i was going to be there at that exact time ......i do hope they dont fall out with each other over some silly jealousey thing just because rajj fish missed talking to me.
so up to the vic sunday say 140 players me with the lowest return chips at 37,000 apart from the siccos that have already had 4 stabbs at it and buy in on the morning so i make it about my chances of coming first30 to 1 and to get to any price money 10 to 1......

WHYDOWHITEUNDERPANTSTHATYOUGOTFORXMASASAPRESENTALLDEVELOPEAMAGNOLIAPATCHATTHEFRONT


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 17, 2022, 04:28:53 PM
HELLO MY HAPPY BAND OF BOTHERS, IT IS THE YIN OR YEN, THE UP OR THE DOWN, THE IN OR OUT, THE HANDFUL OF GROPING ON THAT FIRST DATE AGED SIXTEEN OR THE SLAP IN THE FACE. AS THE FAMOUS PHILOSOPHER FOREST SAID "LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, AND YOU DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET."

So our intrepid hero has been dragging his sad arse late in the day up to the Vic trying to play with the big boys, and listed below in no particular order are the ramblings of hero uno number one even if it does sound like Don Quiotte.

Edgeware road tube station, two guys with musical packs cello or similar chatting, one of them saying how he had such a skinful at some do, that when he drove home and went out the next morning, the car was 2 mm away from his garage door, how he didn't crash into it, he doesn't know. He also tells his mate of how he was driving on the motorway and came to, doing 80 mph in the fast lane late at night and he only remembers being in the middle lane doing 60 mph, all to which his mate verbally applauds........pricks........

Popped into Mcdonalds down from the Vic engaged in trying to place order on computer screen, then get accosted by the"have you got any spare change" brigade.......yes I have, loads, more than you can imagine... answer comes out, no mate.

On the tube to the Vic, saw a large guy begging and a petite, very attractive sixteenish girl with pink hair, a real head turner, give him some coin, whereupon he takes that position by her to tell everyone all that is wrong with us wearing masks and its all government conspiracy. Then tells the girl "God bless" and hops off the tube, no doubt to spread his medical knowledge and political savvy to the next lucky donor.

So like a mother I'd been playing the satellites and managed to get £636 as a fourth prize, not the full £888, but that's my fault as I played the last hand atrociously, but hey ho, £636 pays for a lot of hundred plus ten satellites. Then played by the satellites, eight tickets at £888 plus £108 for the bubble and had the deep joy of seeing the gentleman that had been nicking my blinds like it was his entitlement, blowout in royal fashion....... Blinds were 8/16k I'm the big blind, guy on my left makes it 3.2k standard, Mr Nick all Tom's blinds at every opportunity and wherever possible, comeback and do some overtime nicking my blinds goes all in for his 70k to be insta snapped off by Mr 3.2k who has kings, villain has ace king. First three cards with a king....... Sod off you Fagin blind thief.

So I got a ticket to the £888 game feeling chuffed, went down for my 2 x £5 bet on the roulette on the way out, studied the tables, looking for the one coming into the 29 black area, there it is, no. 18, I change twenty quid and put one £5 chip on 7/11 and one on 28/29.......bloody 18 comes in. So just like the scene in the godfather, where Pacino says "just when you're getting out, they drag you back in" I lay out the other  £10 on the same bet, Mr betting 100/150 a spin hasn't batted an eyelid at my actions, indeed why should he....... One of the lads and his mates from the poker game upstairs is laying out £40 per spin....... Bang! 29 black comes in, £90 for me. I asked the dealer for two blacks and put them on 29 straight up with 5 splits all round.......teeny weeny bang! 26 comes in, I repeat the bet....... Mr 110/150 a spin acknowledges me with a wry grin as I tell the other poker player "that's the bet I do or otherwise there's no point in putting the first £10 out"............. You know it, you have probably guessed already and are secretly pleased for me, 29 black came in. Two armed fist pump from me, glee from the poker lads, acknowledgement and well done with a smile from Mr 100/150 a spin and the roulette spinner looking over his shoulder to get his pit bosses attention, he goes to pay me out with several stacks of £5 chips and I tell him "that's okay, I've got to get back to the poker upstairs, cash me out".............

So one happy bunny, upstairs told a couple of poker chums the good news and got the cashier to put it on my bank card, knowing that I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning with a silly grin and think, why am I so happy, then remember, plus the satellites I managed to earn.......

IFISOUNDLIKEI'MGLOATINGITPROBABLYISBECAUSEIAMSOWHATTHEWORLDNEEDSMOREGLOUTS


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on January 25, 2022, 03:26:27 PM
MORE TALES OF THE WANDERING NEW BORN AGAIN POKER WANNABEE.

Again in no particular order, was up at The Vic and got blown out of the satellite so had time to walk up to speakers corner where all the holy book bashes all try to debate each other and then edit the film they've taken to show that they have won the debate. It was a Sunday and the little Turkish lady that bashes the drum for baby Jesus was there and had a man of the other book that she was enlightening, this is the same lady that some shithead had tried to stab to death at speakers corner........and there she was still doing what she believes........if ever i get a poker team together, she can have a place.

Yesterday, Monday, went early to The Vic so had Mcdonalds to kill time. Chicken chili wrap, fries, latte £3.89 I think, sort of compensates you for the fact that you know the food is absolute gunk. Sat in the window seat all skewiff as the stool is bolted to the floor and not for the more relaxed muscular athletic build like me, okay cards on their backs...fat.

So into the game, bugger me, I'm hitting some good stuff. 10,000 chips I've got kings all in against ace king, king on the flop, nice. Next hand I've got queens, I make it four hundred to play, chummy on my left makes it twelve hundred, I make it 32 hundred and he goes all in........sod it if he's got ace king and gets lucky, I've still got me starting stack. I call, he's got aces...queen on the flop and he's gone with good grace and banter.

Now I've got 30 odd thousand and strangely enough a couple of the other players are attacking my stack, so when I make it six hundred with ace nine suited, they make it 21 hundred and I pass....clever little chappies and surely enough later on I snap one of them off, when I do the same with kings........deep joy.

Made the final table, five seats worth £1250 each and £500 voucher for sixth place and I'm the lowest stack. Great atmosphere and camaraderie from everyone, but that's not worth jack shit if you don't get a ticket, you might as well have got blown out five hours earlier........ I'm reminded of a scene from the film Roots, where the young African lad has been made up to be a warrior, this is before he gets enslaved and sold to the New America and as a young warrior, he's hanging out, talking shit, shooting the breeze with all the other warriors, because now he's one of them. So somewhat similar to being on that final table for the tickets........well who would have thought, I got a ticket! happy days £1250 what's not to like.

Out of The Vic, tube station shut as it's gone midnight and my bus to St Pancreas, the 205 goes past before i can get to the bus stop. I ask someone and they say, the 37 will take to Euston station and St Pancreas is a ten minute walk down the road. So I get onto the 37, nice driver, confirms and when I ask, does my rail ticket cover me for this, he just waves me through and agrees to tell me where to get off, which he does, which I do and a brisk ten minute walk, not being pestered by any living rough brethren, arrived at St Pancreas. On train, nice thoughts, reliving some of the winning hands. Off train, into car, into bed, smile on face........

So emboldened by this turning of the corner, I'm going back up there today, for the £240 high flyer satellite...as Caesar said "I came, I saw, I conquered!" Or as Dell Boy says "lovely jubbley!"

Little surprised there aren't more Luton Regs trying to get their snouts in the trough, Wednesday there's a £140 satellite, 7.05 pm well worth a look.

What's the difference between winning and whining? simple, people are better at whining because they have more practice.

IMAYBEANNOYINGANDSELFOPPINIOTEDANDSOMETIMESEVENIGNORANTWITHTHEINTELLECTOFANENCYCLOPEDIABRITANNICABOOKTHATHASBEENINAWASHINGMACHINEBUTYOUONLYHAVETOLISTENTOMEIHAVETOLIVEWITHMEASWELL.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: tonytats on January 25, 2022, 08:55:58 PM
We do love these ramblings xx


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 01, 2022, 02:40:28 PM
A GREAT ACTION FILM SHOULD START WITH A EARTHQUAKE TRAVEL THRU SOME OF THE MOST EXOTIC WORLD LOCATIONS WITH THE HUNKY HERO DRAGGING SOME DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BRAINY HEAVING CHEST ENDOWED SEMI VIRGIN, WHO IS JUST READY FOR THE RIGHT MAN TO MAKE HER FEEL WHOLE HAVING KILLED A COUPLE OF HAND FULLS OF BAD ASS HENCH MEN ON THE WAY THEN END WITH SAME HERO SAVING MAN KIND FROM A METEOR THE SIZE OF THE ROCK OF MALTA THAT IS HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH TO WIPE OUT MANKIND AND START A NEW ICE AGE ALL OF WHICH WHILE BEING VOICED OVER BY MORGAN FREEMAN.

So not unlike my last period of desperate thrashing about at the vic,in no particular order the story to date.....
having been up and down to the vic on the train like a perv visiting soho in the sixties with the hope to gain satellite domination the expenditure has been spent the anguish has been tasted and we are now down to the final plan....

the vic 4.00pm Wednesday play the 200 pot limit omaha treat it like a satellite to get poker credit....then the later satellite for the main event ....not forgetting to smash 10 quid on roulette,you never know lightning may strike twice....
then the main event on Friday for which i have a ticket.......
post here all the glorious results.....or not and go back to wondering when the luton g may hold a poker game where a punter can win over 1000....and plan the next gukpt assault on coventry.

i am so determined to win the main event i am going to put on some new under pants for that all round feeling of being ready for anything.

IMAYNOTLOOKLIKEASLEEKTOPPERFORMANCERACEHOURSETHATCOSTSMILLIONSANDWINSATALLTHETOPEVENTSANDMYPOOPWILLNOTHELPYOURROSESBUTINPOKERIAMALEGEND



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 03, 2022, 05:48:49 PM
 FAILURE TO PLAN IS TO PLAN TO FAIL
So the plan was to go to the vic and gain some £££ whether in cash as per the pot limit omaha or the later satellite the journey up there on the train was uneventful only one lady beggar on the tube and i wanted to give her a coin but she didnt have a paper cup and moved on swiftly also i knew that i had only notes.....opportunity to bribe the good karma fairies lost thinking i hope that dousnt come back to bite me in the ass,out side the edgeware tube and i take some selfies to put on the family app ...just my head with what ever land mark in the back ground a sort of wheres wally collection ....pass a girl beggar outside argos she looks about 20 and has three scabs on her face that look like she has attempted to put a belly bar into her chin and they have gone infected....some ones daughter ,sister,loved one, and now a bundle on the pavement as i walk by not breaking my stride looking as if it dousnt affect me but inside the injustice smarts.

Into the vic and i see a luton reg who tells me he has a problem with his entry as they are telling him he has applied to be suspended or similar which he has not .....seems like he has been caught up in the red tape of proving that you are not money laundering this subject is a source of gossip around the poker table  and being asked to provide bank statements to prove you can afford to gamble many players find intrusive....as do i expect the nose candy beauticians......

and into the poker events in the omaha there were two occasions where i should have shoved but because my holdings were so poor i waited for a better opportunity.....end result omaha £200 bye bye hope you enjoy......
hold em satilite got it all in with KK on the big blind for qq TO SHAG ME ON THE RIVER    the game was like a whos who of luton regs with andy,das,baby face johnson qand others i dont know the names of ,so im for the home wood journey just gone midnight and i still catch a tube ,my luck must be in....

PLAN YOUR ACTION ACTION YOUR PLAN
I am of up the pub to get wasted thursday night ...walking not driving...then 10.00am on the train TO THE VIC FOR THE BIG ONE
EAT SLEEP RAVE REPEAT

the good thing is when you shoot black bart in the gun fight at the okay coral he dousent know its your last bullet
see you there

if i make the feature table i shall hold up some felt tip pen messages for my loyal pubic

SO BABY JESUS GET YOUR THINGERS OUT OF YOUR ARSSE AND TOMORROW WHEN I ASK FOR JUST ONE TIME BLOODY WELL LISTEN



Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: Karabiner on February 03, 2022, 06:55:53 PM
Best of luck tomorrow me old China.


Title: Re: china mug on china mug by china mug for china mug courtsy of china mug...a diary
Post by: china mug on February 05, 2022, 02:39:21 PM
WHEN YOU SEE A WILD LIFE PROGRAM IT IS EASY TO IMAGINE YOURSELF AS THE SOARING EAGLE OR FAST RUNNING CHEETAH BRINGING ITS SUPPER DOWN .....OR THE DUNG BEETLE ROLLING ITS ORB OF DUNG THRU THE FOREST

Planned to go out and get wasted...........................................................success
planned to go to the vic for £1250 comp..................................................success
planned to get thru to day two ..............................................................fail

there is little that i can say about my performance other than card dry and like a ice cream on a hot pavement melting away until every one is treading on it without a thought.......in poker vernacular .....in order to live you have to be prepared to die....before your chips are so low every one is using you as a slap head from a Benny hill sketch

sad boo hoo shame oh if only and other crap

luton g 115 plus 15 sunday 4.00pm make a change from the vic.....dont suppose the two beggars that i gave a quid to each do refunds.....

IF YOU TAKE THE O OUT OF GOOD YOU HAVE GOD....IF YOU TAKE THE D OUT OF DEVIL YOU HAVE EVIL...........IF YOU TAKE THE L OUT OF BOLLOCKS YOU HAVE BOLOCKS

what do you call a spider with no legs......................you dont waste your time calling it its not going to come to you its got no legs



next blog to be more up beat and of a more cheerful nature....






























...or am i bluffing