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Title: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 12:57:45 PM
lol Received an email from MrsB just now with my schedule for Saturday...she has friends (of hers obv.) coming over and I knew I had to be a taxi for her and her mate to go to the restaurant but I've just actually been sent a schedule!!;

Here’s the plan for Saturday:

 

·         12 noon – Lindsay, Pete and Lindsay’s kids arrive at ours

·         12 noon – We ALL (including you) have a cuppa together

·         1230ish – Pete takes kids away for a while

·         1230ish – You take Lindsay and I down to restaurant

·         1245ish – You have plenty much time to yourself

·         Afternoon sometime – We call you for lift back to the house

·         Afternoon sometime – Lindsay calls Pete to pick her up from the house

 

Just so you know…………



Now obv, I understand her "Including you" comment as I always make sure I'm not anywhere near when people come over to our house (It's one of the main reasons people still come to our house IMO safe in the knowledge that they can visit MrsB without having to put up with me) but surely this is a bit extreme, no? rotflmfao

Who else has a better half that is this crazy  does this?


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Girgy85 on February 17, 2011, 01:12:23 PM
Blatent ive got a Mrs brag imo!

Sure wish i received emails like this^^^


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Geo the Sarge on February 17, 2011, 01:44:00 PM
Siiiigggghhhh

MBN to get so much advance warning, I would usually get my orders on the Saturday morning, at the same time I'm advised we are actually having visitors!!

Geo


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 01:46:59 PM
Siiiigggghhhh

MBN to get so much advance warning, I would usually get my orders on the Saturday morning, at the same time I'm advised we are actually having visitors!!

Geo

lol, MrsB always tells me weeks in advance when she has people coming over....

Well, she tells me she did anyways..I'm not soo sure...but this is the first time I have been given a schedule


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: kinboshi on February 17, 2011, 01:47:27 PM
(including you)

MrsB take a boo  ;tightend;


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 01:48:52 PM
(including you)

MrsB take a boo  ;tightend;

Sigh


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: TheChipPrince on February 17, 2011, 01:49:16 PM
Got off lightly imo.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: cia260895 on February 17, 2011, 01:50:32 PM
Taxi FTW (unless its too far away) then you have the Whole day to yourself  ;D


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 01:51:18 PM
Taxi FTW (unless its too far away) then you have the Whole day to yourself  ;D

Not far away at all. I am the Taxi though, always have been and always will be. It's part of my husbandry duties.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Bongo on February 17, 2011, 01:51:40 PM
Could be worse the over dude is a taxi and a babysitter.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: cia260895 on February 17, 2011, 01:57:58 PM
Taxi FTW (unless its too far away) then you have the Whole day to yourself  ;D

Not far away at all. I am the Taxi though, always have been and always will be. It's part of my husbandry duties.

is there a list?


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 02:21:49 PM
Taxi FTW (unless its too far away) then you have the Whole day to yourself  ;D

Not far away at all. I am the Taxi though, always have been and always will be. It's part of my husbandry duties.

is there a list?

Of course there is. Not actually hanging on the fridge or tattooed on my chest or anything but there has to be a list mate.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 02:46:27 PM
Get over it.  It's only a quick cuppa fer feck sake and you'll survive.  If not, more cheesecake for Mrs. B when she lands and was nice knowing ya.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: bhoywonder on February 17, 2011, 02:50:58 PM
I'm all for this....women are better organizers imo...men can follow orders brilliantly when given notice too

Wp ur missus


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 02:54:14 PM
Get over it.  It's only a quick cuppa fer feck sake and you'll survive.  If not, more cheesecake for Mrs. B when she lands and was nice knowing ya.

Obv I don't have a problem with it (though I don't like having to have a cuppa with a couple and their kids..WTF?) it's justa  bit weird that there is a schedule, no?


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: MrsBoldie on February 17, 2011, 03:11:52 PM
You posted it here dearest - surely that's us even?


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 03:13:18 PM
You posted it here dearest - surely that's us even?

No, cus you're weird and I'm normal :)


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: cia260895 on February 17, 2011, 03:14:45 PM
Taxi FTW (unless its too far away) then you have the Whole day to yourself  ;D

Not far away at all. I am the Taxi though, always have been and always will be. It's part of my husbandry duties.

is there a list?

Of course there is. Not actually hanging on the fridge or tattooed on my chest or anything but there has to be a list mate.

ah thats where i went wrong then

No lists :(


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: bhoywonder on February 17, 2011, 04:01:49 PM
Bromide in ur tea boldie....gg sexlife..lol


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 17, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
Taxi FTW (unless its too far away) then you have the Whole day to yourself  ;D

Not far away at all. I am the Taxi though, always have been and always will be. It's part of my husbandry duties.

is there a list?

Of course there is. Not actually hanging on the fridge or tattooed on my chest or anything but there has to be a list mate.

ah thats where i went wrong then

No lists :(

How can you not have a list? MrsB and I have pretty much divided up all tasks in the house. Not like we sat down and divied them up or anything sad like that but it just kind off naturally flowed and it's just the way it is now...that means I have duties and being a Taxi is one of them. :)

Works like a charm IMO and explains why MrsB is soo deliriously happy to be married to someone as wonderful as I am :)


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Graham C on February 17, 2011, 04:14:24 PM
Get over it.  It's only a quick cuppa fer feck sake and you'll survive.  If not, more cheesecake for Mrs. B when she lands and was nice knowing ya.

Obv I don't have a problem with it (though I don't like having to have a cuppa with a couple and their kids..WTF?) it's justa  bit weird that there is a schedule, no?

Just quote this whilst I point Pete towards blonde ;)


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Laxie on February 17, 2011, 09:43:53 PM
Get over it.  It's only a quick cuppa fer feck sake and you'll survive.  If not, more cheesecake for Mrs. B when she lands and was nice knowing ya.

Obv I don't have a problem with it (though I don't like having to have a cuppa with a couple and their kids..WTF?) it's justa  bit weird that there is a schedule, no?

Just quote this whilst I point Pete towards blonde ;)

It's not weird to have a schedule for the day.  There's kids involved.  Kids require a schedule.  Simples.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: thetank on February 17, 2011, 09:52:29 PM

·         1245ish – You have plenty much time to yourself


Must be nice.

Moan fail imo, your missus is clearly awesome.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: thetank on February 17, 2011, 09:52:54 PM
Unless it's a ninja brag.

Ninja brag win


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 18, 2011, 07:51:16 AM

·         1245ish – You have plenty much time to yourself


Must be nice.

Moan fail imo, your missus is clearly awesome.

Obv Mrs is awesome


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 18, 2011, 07:51:38 AM
Get over it.  It's only a quick cuppa fer feck sake and you'll survive.  If not, more cheesecake for Mrs. B when she lands and was nice knowing ya.

Obv I don't have a problem with it (though I don't like having to have a cuppa with a couple and their kids..WTF?) it's justa  bit weird that there is a schedule, no?

Just quote this whilst I point Pete towards blonde ;)

Cool, tell him he's a cock as well ;)


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: Laxie on February 19, 2011, 08:04:37 PM
So rumour has it the child minder came back sporting a green beard of sorts.  Ummmmm, WTF?!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: mickyp on February 19, 2011, 09:46:38 PM
As long as you got peace to watch the racing, this is ok to me.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 20, 2011, 09:55:20 AM
So rumour has it the child minder came back sporting a green beard of sorts.  Ummmmm, WTF?!   rotflmfao

yep..middle aged man in a severe mid-life crisis.. I don't know where MrsB finds weirdos like that


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 20, 2011, 09:56:10 AM
As long as you got peace to watch the racing, this is ok to me.

I always have peace and quiet to watch the racing TBF..mind you, almost wish I hadn't yesterday..what a dire day's racing that was


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: RED-DOG on February 20, 2011, 10:18:15 AM
Mrs Red's gorn out. my instructions are

Mend the lectric.

Make Sadie wash up.

Re-pot that fern, and plant that thing that Harry gave me.

Have a shave, you look like nobody owns you.


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on February 20, 2011, 01:22:13 PM
Mrs Red's gorn out. my instructions are

Mend the lectric.

Make Sadie wash up.

Re-pot that fern, and plant that thing that Harry gave me.

Have a shave, you look like nobody owns you.

Ah yes, when MrsB says I have plenty of quiet time by myself she of course still hopes that I do the washing and dishes and put in light bulbs and fix whatever needs fixing.



Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: thetank on March 02, 2011, 10:24:39 PM

Ah yes, when MrsB says I have plenty of quiet time by myself she of course still hopes that I do the washing and dishes and put in light bulbs and fix whatever needs fixing.


You want credit for putting in light bulbs?

How big is you gaff for this to take more than 2 minutes a month?


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on March 08, 2011, 02:43:21 PM

Ah yes, when MrsB says I have plenty of quiet time by myself she of course still hopes that I do the washing and dishes and put in light bulbs and fix whatever needs fixing.


You want credit for putting in light bulbs?

How big is you gaff for this to take more than 2 minutes a month?

I'm ridic lazy and that's essentially what the problem is. I also operate on the belief that everything you do takes AT LEAST an hour...even if it might not.

Over the weekend I had to change the bulb in the outdoor light. Obviously we don't have a spare, so I have to go to the shop to buy one. Morrisons sell them so that's where I had to go..on a Saturday afternoon...not my idea of fun, but OK.

Then find out that I have to take a little screw out and all that sort of shit before I can get to the thing and replace it.

Swear it took me a solid 20 minutes total..I could have spent that time watching John Cena Pwn the Rock with his Thugonomics (admittedly I have seen it before but surely this is just too good not to watch several times?)

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpKv7VNllw


Title: Re: Does anyone else's better half do this?
Post by: boldie on March 09, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
ps. I am now single, no longer married...

yeah but you still have your balls :)