Title: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 14, 2011, 03:03:42 AM Nothing to see here, please move along or I'm gonna have to BAN YER FECKIN ARSE!!!!!!
xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 14, 2011, 04:05:17 AM So, I guess I'm gonna have to stop smoking...
It's not my fault..I blame the fam..they serial try to emotionally blackmail me into stopping smoking, and I, like the fecking wuss I am, serial-ly (DOES THIS EXTENSION EVEN EXIST...) comply.. Please, if you understand nothing more, know this, I AM A PROFESSIONAL SMOKER!!! If I'm honest, it's probably been the thing i've been bestest at EVA!!!!! I dream that most of you have ignored the FARCE that was..national non-fagging day....for those who participated, here is a reminder of the day you cracked it-ish!!!! 9th of March, a day I purposefully ignored btw.. On the 8th of March I received a text from my daughter entitled 'DO IT!!!!!!' (believe me there were more exclamation marks than that) 7 links ensued... Have I opened even one of them..HAVE I FECK!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I figure out how to email them to me sen at Blonde I will post them and you can tell me if I should look or not... In the mean time my stopping date is next monday-ish..I've yet to tell the fam as I feel the added pressure will just make me go and buy a years worth of silk-cut xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 15, 2011, 12:42:20 AM Wooooooooo-hoooooooo
I may have found a get out of jail free card for my imaginary stopping smoking date of Monday... Basically my daughter got the sack today..this is not great, but as a knee jerk reaction she's flying off to Canada for the week (on Wednesday)..Now MUCH as i WANT to stop smoking (not) i might as well take full advantage while the cat is away.. (http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16331443/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/280/height/280/funny-t-shirts-supplemental-result-t-shirt_design.png) As she's both flying out and returning on a wednesday I can probably scrap stopping for the next too weeks as who the feck wants to stop anything on a Wednesday..It's just not cricket FFS!!!!! So, new stopping date is 28th March... Provisionally obv. xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: titaniumbean on March 15, 2011, 01:27:27 AM :hello:
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Robert HM on March 15, 2011, 01:31:50 AM Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 15, 2011, 03:46:47 AM ;welcome;
Evening gents..do ya know anything about Calgary... xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Lucky on March 15, 2011, 09:29:00 AM ;welcome; Evening gents..do ya know anything about Calgary... xx In before the stampede to answer! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: tikay on March 15, 2011, 10:18:32 AM You have a daughter, old enough to work? Name, make, vocation? And quit with the smoking, it's an evil addiction. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TightEnd on March 15, 2011, 10:21:38 AM what's a tripulation?
Oh, its a pun. Carry on v good. Calgary. Know someone with relatives who emigrated there, and love it Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: tikay on March 15, 2011, 10:28:41 AM The Diaries on here seem to fit into "types". Kids who are epic, & crush the game, domestic ones, aggro ones, anti-aggro ones, lifestyle ones, "job" ones, a touchy old bloke one, etc. I think this one fits into the department which was hitherto solely occupied by Laxie. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TightEnd on March 15, 2011, 10:34:30 AM I think this one fits into the department which was hitherto solely occupied by Laxie. (http://giving.typepad.com/photos/scenes_of_wealth_bondage/padded-cell.jpg) Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: tikay on March 15, 2011, 10:39:08 AM Good read, Rich.
I think MereNovice has invented something especially for such Diaries - an anti-bookmark. Ensures he never ventures near it. He'd top himself. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2011, 10:42:11 AM Oi!!! Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky.
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: tikay on March 15, 2011, 10:47:42 AM Oi!!! Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky. Definition of "bit", please? Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2011, 10:56:00 AM Oi!!! Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky. Definition of "bit", please? Slight. As opposed to huge. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: RED-DOG on March 15, 2011, 12:37:48 PM Oi!!! Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky. Definition of "bit", please? Slight. As opposed to huge. As in "Pol Pot was slightly assertive". Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Laxie on March 15, 2011, 12:51:59 PM Oi!!! Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky. Definition of "bit", please? Slight. As opposed to huge. As in "Pol Pot was slightly assertive". Nah - he needed a heck of a lot more than a rubber room to sort him out. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 15, 2011, 03:08:44 PM You have a daughter, old enough to work? Name, make, vocation? And quit with the smoking, it's an evil addiction. Name - Laura-May Make - erm Girl, I think...at least that's what the hospital said Vocation - 19yrs of driving Mum round the bend and a very recent member of the government statistic that is NEET Smoking...pffffffffffft...You can talk!! All I know is I've got a 2 week reprieve HAPPY DAYS!!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 15, 2011, 03:13:32 PM what's a tripulation? Oh, its a pun. Carry on v good. Calgary. Know someone with relatives who emigrated there, and love it I'm gonna ignore your feeble attempt at humour and move right on to the nuts and bolts... Calgary, tell me more please!! My Daughter is planning on flying out tomorrow to stay with people she's been talking to for a year or so over the internet...I can't say I'm not worrying my socks of but, all things considered, I think it would be fantastic for her to get away for a week...I'd just like to know more about the place..and not the crap that wiki throws out either... xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: tikay on March 15, 2011, 03:15:23 PM what's a tripulation? Oh, its a pun. Carry on v good. Calgary. Know someone with relatives who emigrated there, and love it I'm gonna ignore your feeble attempt at humour and move right on to the nuts and bolts... Calgary, tell me more please!! My Daughter is planning on flying out tomorrow to stay with people she's been talking to for a year or so over the internet...I can't say I'm not worrying my socks of but, all things considered, I think it would be fantastic for her to get away for a week...I'd just like to know more about the place..and not the crap that wiki throws out either... xx Please. "socks OFF", not socks of". I thought you went to Uni? Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TightEnd on March 15, 2011, 03:16:46 PM I don't know a lot, Eileen.
Eileen, I just know that they love living there. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 15, 2011, 03:22:18 PM Oi!!! Nothing wrong with being a bit quirky. Pay no heed to the man-boys...all the girls KNOW the underlying truth ;) (http://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures29.jpg) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 15, 2011, 03:38:35 PM After rechecking..the DO IT email received on 8th March containted 12 feckin links!!!!!!
See what I mean about the emotional barrage!!!!! I've posted them here for prosperity..... http://smokefree.nhs.uk/why-quit/non-smokers-and-children/ http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/facts/smokehealth.htm http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7442726-smoking-causes-600000-deaths-per-year http://tobacco.mededu.miami.edu/tobacco/studyPlan/slides/36-smoking%20thru%20trach.jpg http://www.edinboro.edu/dotAsset/116140.jpg http://s4.hubimg.com/u/203067_f520.jpg http://muslimmatters.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hookah-smoking.jpg http://www.lung-cancer-blog.com/images/blogs/11-2007/anti-smoking-ads-701.jpg http://www.smoke-free.ca/warnings/warningsimages/brazil/2008/gangrene.jpg http://www.healthjockey.com/images/liver-section.jpg http://www.scienceclarified.com/images/uesc_03_img0131.jpg http://www.healingtalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/plan-to-quit-smoking.jpg One day I might actually get round to opening those links however today I've a farce of an RSQ to get through so I shall have to postpone link exploring...indefinitely as for the rest of the week I'm sure to be recovering from tonights RSQ... xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: KarmaDope on March 15, 2011, 09:58:03 PM After rechecking..the DO IT email received on 8th March containted 12 feckin links!!!!!! See what I mean about the emotional barrage!!!!! I've posted them here for prosperity..... http://smokefree.nhs.uk/why-quit/non-smokers-and-children/ http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/facts/smokehealth.htm http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/7442726-smoking-causes-600000-deaths-per-year http://tobacco.mededu.miami.edu/tobacco/studyPlan/slides/36-smoking%20thru%20trach.jpg http://www.edinboro.edu/dotAsset/116140.jpg http://s4.hubimg.com/u/203067_f520.jpg http://muslimmatters.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hookah-smoking.jpg http://www.lung-cancer-blog.com/images/blogs/11-2007/anti-smoking-ads-701.jpg http://www.smoke-free.ca/warnings/warningsimages/brazil/2008/gangrene.jpg http://www.healthjockey.com/images/liver-section.jpg http://www.scienceclarified.com/images/uesc_03_img0131.jpg http://www.healingtalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/plan-to-quit-smoking.jpg One day I might actually get round to opening those links however today I've a farce of an RSQ to get through so I shall have to postpone link exploring...indefinitely as for the rest of the week I'm sure to be xx fyp. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on March 15, 2011, 10:43:20 PM Pics of Daughter please!
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: thetank on March 15, 2011, 10:46:47 PM You don't need those links, here are the pros and cons to stopping smoking
Pros Smoking is bad for you and others around you Smoking costs money Smoking causes inadvertant fires Cons Smoking is cool, if you quit smoking you will be less cool Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on March 15, 2011, 10:49:08 PM Read this......... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Allen-Carrs-Easy-Stop-Smoking/dp/0140277633
Worked for Mama G x Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: leethefish on March 16, 2011, 06:48:16 AM i smoked 20 a day for 20 years and am now cig free for....1 year 2 months and 16 days
please give up if you can try very hard i went thru all of them patches first ...they fell off as soon as i sweat gum disgusting inhaler...OK but didn't work champix ...carried on smoking ..for me rubbish oh yea i was a tw@t whilst taking the tablets what worked for me was a deal with my daughter i stop smoking she stars eating fruit and veg.....plus a lot of will power. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 17, 2011, 01:31:53 PM [ ] Yesterday went well!!!!!!
The boiler decided to play at being a waterfall, which in turn killed the electrics, the t'interweb, the lights, and with it my daughters chance of getting to Canada...Of course it's MY fault for spending so long on the RSQ that she fell asleep (understandable considering the fecking length of it) and didn't book her tickets in time...With the advent of the loss of everything electrical, it meant that when she got up early doors couldn't book jack... (http://emoboyfriend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/dawson-emo.jpg) I actually feel quite enthused by the fact that Laura blames the RSQ as it means I can delegate responsibility to you set of feckers wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (though I can't really include Claw as she took off after question 2...nor Tighty as he bust a vessel and took off around question 4) However.... I can probably pop some blame on the very lovely Vince for not fecking helping with the spreadsheet ;) (http://www.adoptionblogs.com/media/OpenAdoption/fault.jpg) Realistically though, the blame has to be apportioned to the boiler!!!!!! So, the engineer has been and we need a new pressure gauge, he actually left the boiler turned off and unworkable :redcard: :redcard: NO NO NO said I, this will neeeeevvvveeerrrr do - sneaky me and my trusty no-nails temporary plugged the leak so we have heat again...heat, is GOOD!!!!! Also, the electrics are now fine (once we changed the downstais bulbs and let the main site dry out) so we have t'inter, telly and all other lovely tea things!!!! Oddly enough, with the return of the t'inter...peace and harmony returned to the house rotflmfao rotflmfao (http://opip0g.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pTrQR7HQDVkL14PqrbhuSELgVvc8SycYob1B4sqsledIuyeXJXb74Y3g41Cihlpezd_obs7H4meLO2hHrgJkB-wMp923vZTRb/calm.jpg) Laura is now umming and arrring about flying to Canada on Saturday for a short break and returning on Wednesday instead..Hmmm we'll see!! Got class in an hour..Public Law [ ] YUMMY!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 18, 2011, 02:20:32 PM Wooooooooooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooo
Decided to play betting at Cheltenham today GOGOGOGOGOGO me!!! I never normally bet on the gee's (Grand National aside obv.) But as I desperately needed a bet for my Blonde Naps I decided to take the plunge...I have mini micro bets on 2 horses..both for the win and the the double each way 2.40 - Sybrights @ 17:1 & 4pm - Jaunty Flight @ 17:1 The double came in at 289:1 (Yea Right) As I'm fecking USELESS at betting I don't expect much but hey ho...It gives me a reason to stay indoors on this fine and sunny day so I'm well pleased ;) 1st race coming up soon...Toes crossed!!!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pleno1 on March 18, 2011, 02:33:43 PM pics of yourself and laura may obv
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on March 18, 2011, 07:12:40 PM Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 18, 2011, 09:27:16 PM LOL!!
Piccy of LM, you've no chance, she won't even 'friend' me on facebook as apprarently it's not the done thing pffffffft... Piccy of me...Tighty's diaryz innit...though I warn you..it aint pretty rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 18, 2011, 09:34:09 PM Wooooooooooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooo Decided to play betting at Cheltenham today GOGOGOGOGOGO me!!! I never normally bet on the gee's (Grand National aside obv.) But as I desperately needed a bet for my Blonde Naps I decided to take the plunge...I have mini micro bets on 2 horses..both for the win and the the double each way 2.40 - Sybrights @ 17:1 & 4pm - Jaunty Flight @ 17:1 The double came in at 289:1 (Yea Right) As I'm fecking USELESS at betting I don't expect much but hey ho...It gives me a reason to stay indoors on this fine and sunny day so I'm well pleased ;) 1st race coming up soon...Toes crossed!!!!!! xx EEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC FFFFAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLZZZZZZZ I seem to only be able to back three legged wonkeys (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCWfMymYbvW-GvdOGXIeLj1_Vn3KW8xvNc5c3sboewRDbjBB9f) ...best stick to the pokerz...at least I have SOME influence over the results ;) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pokerfan on March 19, 2011, 11:04:01 AM Hypothetical question Trip5.
Your 16 year old daughter tells you she is stopping at her mates house on Saturday night, then the week after you open the local paper to see `snapper about town` has a picture of her in the local nightclub on said night. What do you do ? (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/orlyJordan.jpg) Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Claw75 on March 19, 2011, 11:07:39 AM What do you do ? (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/orlyJordan.jpg) ask her to sign it! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 19, 2011, 02:41:09 PM What do you do ? (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/orlyJordan.jpg) ask her to sign it! LOL! This ;o) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pokerfan on March 19, 2011, 05:25:27 PM Lol, would do but they want £20 a print.
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Claw75 on March 19, 2011, 05:39:58 PM Lol, would do but they want £20 a print. the paper - not a proper photo! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pokerfan on March 19, 2011, 05:46:14 PM Lol, would do but they want £20 a print. the paper - not a proper photo! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: KarmaDope on March 20, 2011, 02:03:03 PM You pray to god she's not the one with that absolutely farkin' ridiculous "artwork" on her arm.
If not, you get her to sign it. Then take it round all the clubs and bars in every town within a 50 mile raidus and inform them all she's feckin' 16. Oh, and if she is the one with the shit art...ground her for life. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on March 20, 2011, 03:02:35 PM I take plenty of young ladys up town in taxi and u can't tell there age these days!! They all look bloody 18+
I asked a lass once how old she was after she had come out of the nightclub and she told me she was bloody 15!!! Saying that tho I was going out when I was 15! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pokerfan on March 20, 2011, 03:17:36 PM You pray to god she's not the one with that absolutely farkin' ridiculous "artwork" on her arm. Apparently they were doing the body art (lol) in the club, After Party was the the club night. No its not her.If not, you get her to sign it. Then take it round all the clubs and bars in every town within a 50 mile raidus and inform them all she's feckin' 16. Oh, and if she is the one with the shit art...ground her for life. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: StuartHopkin on March 22, 2011, 01:22:45 PM More importantly
2,1,5,3,4 Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on March 22, 2011, 03:45:13 PM Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: gatso on March 22, 2011, 04:01:47 PM is 5 looking over her right shoulder or her left? back to us/front to us? she's like a humanowl
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pleno1 on March 22, 2011, 04:04:17 PM More importantly 2,1,5,3,4 wtf? 3 has to be 5?! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Knottikay on March 22, 2011, 04:32:27 PM ooooo......a dairy I may/may not read.
Couple of things lippytrippy......(said with affection, ofc!) a) GIVE UP SMOKING YOU DAFT COW! (said with assertiveness) (fwiw, I gave up for 14 years...........but on my 15th birthday thought sod it, lets have a smoke!) b) Just would like to take this opportunity to say to your daughter...........Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :hello: Am I banned from this thread now?? XXXXX Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 25, 2011, 06:16:20 PM ooooo......a dairy I may/may not read. Couple of things lippytrippy......(said with affection, ofc!) a) GIVE UP SMOKING YOU DAFT COW! (said with assertiveness) (fwiw, I gave up for 14 years...........but on my 15th birthday thought sod it, lets have a smoke!) b) Just would like to take this opportunity to say to your daughter...........Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :hello: Am I banned from this thread now?? XXXXX Hmmmmmmmm I thought I'd sucessfully managed to swerve the smoking thing!!!! ;stickaforkinme; Always a pleasure Maxxy almost never a chore p.s. Did you manage to find your way back to Sky okay or did you need directions p.p.s. don't let the door hit you on the way out p.p.s MWAH!!!!! xxxxx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 25, 2011, 06:18:29 PM Hypothetical question Trip5. Your 16 year old daughter tells you she is stopping at her mates house on Saturday night, then the week after you open the local paper to see `snapper about town` has a picture of her in the local nightclub on said night. What do you do ? (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/orlyJordan.jpg) So come on then...fess up...What did you do??? I'm totally the wrong person to ask btw as I was climbing out of my bedroom window at 14..with the help of a fit boy next door and a ladder obv... Those were the days... xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Katais on March 25, 2011, 07:02:40 PM Loooooooooool.
I need 7 more messages before I can send a PM on here. How anyone can say 4 in from the left is not number 5 is beyond me. 2, 5, 1, 3, 4. 5's arm looks like it is dislocated, but I'm not picky. Can I send a PM now plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 25, 2011, 07:54:02 PM Loooooooooool. I need 7 more messages before I can send a PM on here. How anyone can say 4 in from the left is not number 5 is beyond me. 2, 5, 1, 3, 4. 5's arm looks like it is dislocated, but I'm not picky. Can I send a PM now plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz NO WAY HOSAY ( is that how it's spelt??) Serve your time like I had to...i'm at the heady heights of spam city now wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii p.s. don't forget to spam-pm me when you earn your stripes ;) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Katais on March 25, 2011, 08:14:20 PM Which one, (1-5) di you most look like when you were 16 Trip?
Which one (1-5) would you most like to look like if you were 16 again Trip? Which one (1-5) would you most like to snog for 20 seconds, to earn £100 for a charity Trip? Thats probably 3 posts worth in 1, which could be seen as a waste, but there's plenty more where those came from. Hurry up and reply and I can ask some more. Then send a PM :) ;izimbra; Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 25, 2011, 08:20:35 PM Which one, (1-5) di you most look like when you were 16 Trip? None, I was trouble enough in my own right...plus at 16 at skirts my were shorter ;) Which one (1-5) would you most like to look like if you were 16 again Trip? None - please see above Which one (1-5) would you most like to snog for 20 seconds, to earn £100 for a charity Trip? Snogging a 16 year old????...get a room old boy ;o) Thats probably 3 posts worth in 1, which could be seen as a waste, but there's plenty more where those came from. Hurry up and reply and I can ask some more. Then send a PM :) ;izimbra; Nice try sailor, but I recon you have another 4 or 5 to go till you hit PMville...carry on!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Katais on March 25, 2011, 08:33:07 PM Tough initiation here. I was brought up on a forum where you weren't allowed to avoid awkward questions. If you keep making me work this hard to get to 10 forum posts, I might have to give up and ask TK directly on a thread if he really does think I'm a wally. Would prefer to keep it private though. ;noflopshomer; Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 25, 2011, 09:20:31 PM Tough initiation here. I was brought up on a forum where you weren't allowed to avoid awkward questions. If you keep making me work this hard to get to 10 forum posts, I might have to give up and ask TK directly on a thread if he really does think I'm a wally. Would prefer to keep it private though. ;noflopshomer; ;dewi; Hmmmmm, as i've realised to my detriment Mr Anon, nothing is sacred here and by posting on my diary you can bet your bottom that tk will bust you...may as well give it up now, whoever you are ;) p.s. 4 to go ergo 6 out of 10...must try harder p.p.s. i'll keep your secret if you keep mine p.p.p.s. get yer arse to da deepstack innit rotflmfao Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 27, 2011, 12:43:38 AM Dredawful week...
(http://psychy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/positive-thinking.jpg) Next week ftw??? Though not Monday as I have a mock exam that I haven't had time to revise for... (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlRv_u_iklv_JJKhcrJnMp2g_xvgjPrs1HUiywHkZ6jZyg1fEC) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 29, 2011, 04:05:31 PM Boooooooooooo, I've missed Blonde :(
I've been offline for a few days trying to get my law exam revision started and my assignments finished....One thing hasn't changesd since school...EXAM REVISION IS (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0lo_B5lKkVM/S87JdCM6hKI/AAAAAAAAAP0/8CfvI0iimDA/s1600/rubbish1.jpg) Unfortunately so are my revision skills!!!!!! Still, I'm taking my 72 yr old Mum & newly red-haired Daughter in one of these tomorrow (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0rZJqOSQFiw/S7H9kspNIAI/AAAAAAAAABg/hpR4SYjXmaM/s1600/hot+air+balloon+ride.jpg) I'll be des driver only though as I fecking hate heights!!!!! Though not for the usual reasons, I actually get an overwhelming feeling to throw myself off whatever high thing i'm in or on (Was shuffling round on mi bum when we went up Mont Blanc) so all in all a very good swerve IMO!!!! Onwards and Upwards... xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: The-Crow on March 29, 2011, 07:28:07 PM found an early picture of your young'un is it a good likeness
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on March 29, 2011, 07:45:59 PM Pics of red head needed itt!!
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Acidmouse on March 29, 2011, 08:45:35 PM How you finding law? where are you studying it? I found doing criminology + job + family feking impossible.
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: rex008 on March 29, 2011, 11:01:40 PM The wife finished a 4 year bachelor's in law last year, and started a 2 year masters this year. All part-time at Nottingham Trent (or Trent Poly as I like to call it. Just not to her face :)). Combined with job and kids. Tough.
Then again, she did get me to proof read all her essays. So I got the hard part really. What year are you doing at the mo? Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: RED-DOG on March 29, 2011, 11:52:59 PM The wife finished a 4 year bachelor's in law last year, and started a 2 year masters this year. All part-time at Nottingham Trent (or Trent Poly as I like to call it. Just not to her face :)). Combined with job and kids. Tough. ;tightend; Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on March 30, 2011, 05:56:57 PM Hot air ballon flight cancelled for the THIRD FECKING TIME!!!! Mum is in bits, I feel awful :'(
(http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/funny-sulking-bunny.jpg) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: stribling on March 30, 2011, 11:28:20 PM is 5 looking over her right shoulder or her left? back to us/front to us? she's like a humanowl This got me for a good 2 minutes.... Shes got all sorts of problems going on! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 01:55:32 AM found an early picture of your young'un is it a good likeness Not even close ;) I'd ask if it was a good likeness of your young un but what with being a crow and all I presume your young look more like this.... (http://i.pbase.com/u13/missy_gardenwhimsy/upload/38442787.BabyCrows.JPG) xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 01:58:34 AM Pics of red head needed itt!! Got one for yer!!! She April fool hacked my facebook account, well hahahahahaha I hacked hers wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Just need to figure out how to get it from e-mail to here.... Ideas plssss xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Bongo on April 01, 2011, 02:04:43 AM If you save it from email to your computer you can upload it to here.
Just press the additional options thingy below the bit you type the text into, the hit the browse button, then find the file on your computer. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 02:07:57 AM How you finding law? where are you studying it? I found doing criminology + job + family feking impossible. OOOOOooo I REALLY wanted to do criminology but a friend of mine who was on the same CMS (access course) did it and hated it, said it was nothing like law and more theory than practice etc, then I spoke to a couple of people in SOCO who said the hardest job was...well, I'm not going to go into details but I have to much heart for things like that to not affect me.. so when I went back to study on impulse last year I went back to my first love...Law!!! Looking back I think it was the tutor I had more than anything that inspired me and sadly my current tutors are nowhere near..this is making me sad :'( I'm studying at Bradford Law School but its actually part of Leeds Met (Leeds Poly) so it's a bit odd around holidays when we follow Leeds and everyone else follows Bradford..especially around loan time lol!! How did you find criminology...are you doing a relative job with your degree...where did you study... DETAILS FFS, HOW CAN I WORK WITH SUCH MIN-INFORMATION ;) Please don't worry about the lack of question marks..my fecking computer doesn't produce them!!!!!!!!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 02:17:28 AM The wife finished a 4 year bachelor's in law last year, and started a 2 year masters this year. All part-time at Nottingham Trent (or Trent Poly as I like to call it. Just not to her face :)). Combined with job and kids. Tough. Then again, she did get me to proof read all her essays. So I got the hard part really. What year are you doing at the mo? What a woman..I love her already!!!!!! Though the hardest part is defo proof reading the assignments..at least that's what my better half John says lol ;) What is Mrs Rex's chosen Masters...I'm very interested!! Personally I have an interest in freedom of choice, in relation to euthanasia. Is prevention to excersise your freedom of choice in this matter a violation of human rights (Google the fight of Diane Petty if you wish to read further). My law deg is social welfare hons therefore I'm thinking about the implications of both!! It seems there is so much more discussion available than can be contained in a 10,000 word thesis and were I ever do do a masters it would probably be something around this. xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 02:47:10 AM If you save it from email to your computer you can upload it to here. Just press the additional options thingy below the bit you type the text into, the hit the browse button, then find the file on your computer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA April fools right back at yer Princess ;nana; ;nana; ;nana; ;nana; ;nana; (http://) Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: rex008 on April 01, 2011, 12:47:48 PM The wife finished a 4 year bachelor's in law last year, and started a 2 year masters this year. All part-time at Nottingham Trent (or Trent Poly as I like to call it. Just not to her face :)). Combined with job and kids. Tough. Then again, she did get me to proof read all her essays. So I got the hard part really. What year are you doing at the mo? What a woman..I love her already!!!!!! Though the hardest part is defo proof reading the assignments..at least that's what my better half John says lol ;) What is Mrs Rex's chosen Masters...I'm very interested!! Personally I have an interest in freedom of choice and in relation to euthanasia and is prevention to excersise your freedom of choice in this matter a violation of human rights (Google the fight of Diane Petty if you with to read further) as my law deg is social welfare hons I'm thinking about the implications of both!! It seems there is so much more discussion available than can be contained in a 10,000 word thesis and were I ever do do a masters it would probably be something around this. xx She was a qualified company secretary (equiv to a degree already) before she did the law degree and she's mainly concentrated on company law; the masters is this with extra stuff about copyright, patents and intellectual property. Her dissertation is going to be about legal duties of non-exec directors in companies compared to charitable corporations. Or something like that. So rather different to your chosen subjects! She gave up company secretary stuff when kids came along, then when they were both in school got back into it, but doing part time work for a charitable corporation. Now has turned to doing educational clerking (company secretary for a board of governors, basically). Got 4 clients, works about 3.5days/week average, although combination of home work, office, and several evening meetings. Enjoying it though (as far as I know!) and it pays reasonably well. Also means she pretty much gets school holidays off, which is very handy. The masters is for personal satisfaction really, and means she'll have caught up with me in qualifications (only taken 15 years!). She'll probably end up doing a phd just so she can say she's more qualified than me :). I have to say, your subject matter sounds more interesting than hers. But I'm not going to tell her that ;). Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Bongo on April 01, 2011, 12:57:45 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed;
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Acidmouse on April 01, 2011, 01:05:11 PM How you finding law? where are you studying it? I found doing criminology + job + family feking impossible. OOOOOooo I REALLY wanted to do criminology but a friend of mine who was on the same CMS (access course) did it and hated it, said it was nothing like law and more theory than practice etc, then I spoke to a couple of people in SOCO who said the hardest job was...well, I'm not going to go into details but I have to much heart for things like that to not affect me.. so when I went back to study on impulse last year I went back to my first love...Law!!! Looking back I think it was the tutor I had more than anything that inspired me and sadly my current tutors are nowhere near..this is making me sad :'( I'm studying at Bradford Law School but its actually part of Leeds Met (Leeds Poly) so it's a bit odd around holidays when we follow Leeds and everyone else follows Bradford..especially around loan time lol!! How did you find criminology...are you doing a relative job with your degree...where did you study... DETAILS FFS, HOW CAN I WORK WITH SUCH MIN-INFORMATION ;) Please don't worry about the lack of question marks..my fecking computer doesn't produce them!!!!!!!!!!! xx MA Criminology Leeds Uni. 24 months part time study. I did it for fun, my wife's a Barrister in Leeds (now full time mum) she was doing alot of studying so we did alot together. Has nowt to do with my IT job a uni :) Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2011, 01:05:47 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed; Has the coffee finally kicked in then? Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 01:09:05 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed; It's because of the way you curl your hair innit ;oDD p.s. coffee pfffffttttt ...tea in a red teapot FTW!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Bongo on April 01, 2011, 01:21:28 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed; Has the coffee finally kicked in then? I figured it was probably your doing :P And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2011, 01:30:02 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed; Has the coffee finally kicked in then? I figured it was probably your doing :P And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning! Making proper tea takes far more effort imo. Besides, don't you have an official tea/coffee boy for yerself? Celtic not near as efficient as Kin was. Explains why you take ya so long to wake up. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2011, 01:35:53 PM Your daughter is very pretty ma'am!!
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Bongo on April 01, 2011, 01:38:05 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed; Has the coffee finally kicked in then? I figured it was probably your doing :P And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning! Making proper tea takes far more effort imo. Besides, don't you have an official tea/coffee boy for yerself? Celtic not near as efficient as Kin was. Explains why you take ya so long to wake up. Come to think of it I'm still scared of teapots and it's all your fault! Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2011, 01:43:08 PM When I read this this morning I was wondering why you were calling me princess. ;ashamed; Has the coffee finally kicked in then? I figured it was probably your doing :P And yes, tea FTW! Far too sleepy to make proper coffee in the morning! Making proper tea takes far more effort imo. Besides, don't you have an official tea/coffee boy for yerself? Celtic not near as efficient as Kin was. Explains why you take ya so long to wake up. Come to think of it I'm still scared of teapots and it's all your fault! rotflmfao That was totally YOUR doing Sir! In fact, I stopped using a teapot after exposure to your version of fun. God...I can STILL taste it every time I think about it! Was still a great night though. ;D Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 01, 2011, 02:38:19 PM Your daughter is very pretty ma'am!! LM is also a naughty little flopper who should know better then to hack her Mum's facebook account!!!! She is young, but she will learn ;izimbra; xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 19, 2011, 05:43:17 PM Wow!!!
It's been so fecking long since I diaried that it took me ten minutes to find!!! 10 minutes I could have spent dossing around on the Facebook group chat thingy i've just been introduced to wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...another waste of a perfectly good day!!! So, I seem to have missed.. Black Friday i.e. Orford breaking poker Monte Carlo The Big Game V A couple of forum fights A chezger and an RSQ 2 new TKP members My stopping smoking date Things I did not miss Another water leak 2 weeks with no t'internetz getting 2 parking tickets 2 assignments an angel in disguise (you know who you are!!) My Birfday a fair balance I think!!!! Anymore for anymore? xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: tikay on April 19, 2011, 11:21:32 PM About time you Updated this, you slacker. Get writing. Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 20, 2011, 01:24:12 AM About time you Updated this, you slacker. Get writing. Pfffft...pot, kettle..... Capital 'U' in the middle of a sentence? Doth my eye's deceive me?? Grammar ftw dear ;) I know you're an 'elderly' now but my farce of a diary has standards to maintain!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on April 21, 2011, 04:39:43 PM Pfffft.
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWLQeZViOgM Why having Bradford City as your team in football manager should be outlawed xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on May 09, 2011, 01:54:13 AM Hmmmmmm...got my criminal law exam at 9.30am....not able to sleep so thinking about doing a through-er we'll see!! On the upside I'm not even sure I'm registered...I haven't received notification from the examination board and only know the exam dates because a fellow studenter told me them...
See what happens at 9.30am I guess...for now I'm dictating cases and statutes onto my phone to play on auto repeat...it'll get in somehow ;) I had an ACE time at SPT Leeds though...more on that when I've got time!!!!!!!!!! TKP ROCKS!!!!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on May 26, 2011, 04:36:25 AM ;booboo;
I had to lie to my Mum at the weekend :( Not happy...for a start I HATE telling lies, plus I'm terribad at it, also, Mum didn't deserve it. On this occasion though I felt it was the fairest thing to do... We'd been invited to a family Christening..I'd asked my Cousin not to invite us as my Mum & my Sister haven't spoken for decades (not Mums choice) but he insisted on inviting Mum personally as the head of the household (oldest living relative) in front of everyone at a recent family get together... Sure enough 3 days before the Christening I receive an email telling me it would be best if I didn't bring Mum to the Christening as my Sister was upset about it and was threatening not to be God Mother to his son. It also said could I tell my Mum!!! Mum is in her 70's and is not a well lady, I knew that being shunned like that would devastate her so I told her I'd double booked and couldn't drive her. I suspect she knows that's not the case though as she's been unusually quiet on the subject, despite all of the photo's popping up on FB. Give me family I can choose any day. I'm really worried somone's going to let something slip about though as it will have been discussed at some length I'm sure. That's probably best to deal with if it happens. I still think It was the best thing to do but it doesn't mean I have to like doing it. xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on June 08, 2011, 01:17:44 AM Dear Diary,
I was supposed to update you about SPT Leeds but as Poker Shark magazine have done a much better job http://www.pokersharkcup.com/ pg 24 I'm going to update you with with what HAS to be the most disturbing 5 minutes of a film I've ever had the misfortune of watching.... (http://www.filez.st/screenshots/84/97711953384_Saw_6_2009_3GP_Caps.jpg) I really liked the uniqueness of Saw so have followed the sequels through, therefore I knew it was going to be grim but JEYSUS..not THAT grim!!!!! Seriously...DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!!!!! Urgh...I'm still getting flashbacks worse than Misery and American History X caused, and I only watched the first 5 minutes. You have been warned!!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: RED-DOG on June 08, 2011, 01:30:53 AM Warning! Do not (http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTq_E9Twcno6ujhsOCdEnvWnTglyazQ5aJ-djeLlL6Z7e6DDH69Mg)
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on June 08, 2011, 12:31:23 PM WTF saw films are the nuts.
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on June 08, 2011, 10:24:22 PM WTF saw films are the nuts. Joke comment!!! Have you seen Saw VI? xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Girgy85 on June 09, 2011, 01:30:48 AM WTF saw films are the nuts. Joke comment!!! Have you seen Saw VI? xx On a bad pirate copy i bought off of a chinese guy in a pub! But i loved it ;) Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: TRIP5 on June 09, 2011, 03:17:14 PM WTF saw films are the nuts. Joke comment!!! Have you seen Saw VI? xx On a bad pirate copy i bought off of a chinese guy in a pub! But i loved it ;) I'd suggest watching the original so you can literally see the guys bones snapping as he's slowly crushed to death...Probs even better in BluRay This was in the first 5 mins I can only presume the film got worse as this is where it got switched off!!!! xx Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: pokerfan on June 18, 2011, 11:48:58 AM Try and get Human Centipede 2, makes saw look like gummy bears.
Title: Re: Trials & Tripulations - A fecking FARCE of a diary - guaranteed Post by: Knottikay on January 21, 2013, 03:03:52 PM Over six months....or as the red writing put it....at least 120 days since last post!
Quick....get updating. Give us a match report from Bradford or something as boring. I will check back just before Xmas to see if you have got your lazy Laters.....xx |