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If you can't wait till next Wednesday for a quiz try this

Based on the popular radio phone-in quiz.

The QM posts ten questions and players post their answers straight away on this thread.
The QM then posts how many are right and the game continues until a player answers all ten questions correctly.

Each player has only one turn at each quiz (unless its a Wednesday)

Each player must post all ten answers not just the missing ones , (unless they only know one answer)

The winning player must post ten new questions with only one possible answer ( Or not bother )

There is no reveal day or time as many blondes are busy during reveal night.

There is usually only one correct answer to each question,
but a film characters name OR the actor's name counts as correct

OK Trial Run

Quotation Quiz

Who said the following

1. Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam

2. This lady is not for turning

3. Show me the money

4. We shall fight them on the beaches

5. Make them an offer they can't refuse

6. Sam, I told you never to play that tune

7. There was was no white wash at the White House

8. They don't like it up 'em, captain

9. No Mr.Bond, I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to Die

10.  It was the best of times, It was the worst of times

1. tikay
2. tikay
3. tikay
4. tikay
5. tikay
6. tikay
7. tikay
8. tikay
9. tikay
10. tikay

How did I do?

lol

v good but 0/10

Q 11. optional  " get yer chips in first "

clarke gable as Rhett Butler
maggie thatcher
loadsamoney. harry enfield
winston churchill
al capone
isa? ingred bergman
nixon
cpl jones clive dunn
blowfeld
shakespeare but would have to cheat for the book as never read this.

Thanks for giving it a go

But 5/10,  I'm afraid

1. Clarke Gable
2. Maggie Thatcher
3. Jerry Maguire
4. Winston Churchill
5. Don Corleone
6. Rick
7. Ricahard Nixon
8. Corporal Jones
9. Goldfinger
10.  This is is Dickens quote - not sure which book, I'm sure it's been used in film too.

A Tale of Two Cities if I'm not mistaken

Well Done  Wardonkey    all correct

Ten new questions please

Erm, I have dinner to prepare.

I was confident that you'd fail number 10!

Nope it was Charles Dickens

It can be any question , not just films or books

like "name of the first astronaut into Space"

Or " who shot JFK "

Or whats Tikays favorite food  ( Ans. Spag Boll )

Or what was the first UK single to win the Eurovision song contest

lol. yes wish i'd cheated but aint got it in me. and the 5 wrong uns were in the right ball park.
excellent quiz questions tho. i love a quiz were you think you got em all right then go oh yeah to the wrong uns
beats i aint gotta clue to the things some people ask

As Wardonkey is still having his dinner heres another

Film Quiz

Just give the name of the film

1. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

2.Just click your heels 3 times and you'll be back in Kansas

3. Red 5 going in

4. give me the precious

5. Lets go to Bolivia, they have easy banks

6. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And why so serious?"

 7. "Fish are friends, not food."

8. "Get away from her, you BITCH!"

9. ...Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

10. "That wasn't flying. That was falling with style."

Hey 6/10

But  one is the right answer to the wrong question lol

that was close, nice try

Miss type. 6 was 5.

Is 6 jungle book?

Nope 6 is not Jungle book. lol

Do you still play poker crow?

I have played online in the Sky Blonde league matches the take on tikay and those sit and go matches

 but I have not been to Luton or played live for ages.

I have a dodgy wing and have trouble flying , keep flying round in circles

somebody finish off this film quiz, there are only 3 missing answers

Apocalypse now
Wizard of oz
Star wars
Lord of the rings
Butch Cassidy And the sun dance kid
The dark knight batman
Finding nemo
Alien
Gladiator
Toy story

fyp. (I think...)

well done Smashed Again all correct (just, Aliens not Alien )

Please post ten new questions

So he got 9/10 and it was Rex who won?

I am not going to be picky and fail a player who has posted a set of real answers, unlike some other players

Alien or Aliens is near enough.

I could be picky and say Lord of the Rings is a fail as it should be  Return of The KIng

Thats not the spirit of the game

Not that I actually care, but that's an odd argument. Would "The Empire Strikes Back" have been marked correct for no 3? Alien & Aliens are different films...

Star Wars - A new hope or just a new hope surely??

Anyways, urban dictionary "red 5 going in" quite com. sick but com.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red%20five (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red%20five)

ffs so sorry just been to the spa and going for lunch with the wife coz its the only day all 3 boys are at play school together. i will have a go when i get in. never expected to get em all. thanks for the leniency. starting to well up now

sorry it took so long.
NAME the PERSON
1. The roman god of the sea.
2. Who played the character C.J Parker alongside the Hoff.
3. The king with no moustache in a std pack of cards.
4. Scored a hat trick for England in the 1966 world cup.
5. The butler who has Apollo and Zeus as security.
6. Married Edward VIII bringing his abdication
7. British gold winning skater from the lake placid olympics
8. The founder of Play Boy magazine
9. The piolt who finished Top Gun at flight school in the film
10. The legend of a singer whose middle name is Nesta

1. tikay
2. tikay
3. tikay
4. Geoffrey Hurst (Sir)
5. tikay
6. tikay
7. tikay
8. tikay
9. tikay
10. tikay

They're not all correct, but they're close enough.  Do I win?

I will not get them all but here goes

1.Neptune

2.pass

3. hearts

4.bobby charlton

5.pass

6. Mrs Simpson

7. pass

8. Hugh Hefner

9. Maverick

10. nope pass again

would like to say yes kinboshi and put you through the pain of setting the next 10 questions.
crow scored 4 but the 5th was in the right ball park but our man never actually won having gone a bit awol due to the death of goose. that is a question were you go oh ffs of course he won. i'm think as i'm one of thatchers voters the quiz may be a little 80's orientated for you. but i'm 99% sure you will have spent many a night thinking of CJ

7 Robin Cousins
9 Iceman
10 Bob Marley

2 pamela anderson

can't believe that one was left for me

thats 4 to go with crows 4. we need someone with all ten questions 4 and 5 seem to be the sticking point atm

5. Higgins

Geoff hURST HAS ALREADY BEEN SAID FOR 4.

hey guys

Each player should post all ten answers so we can score them

posting the missing answer does not count, sorry

ok sorry i aint the quiz master the crow is. its hard work but if we get someone to post all ten we can have a new quiz master. yes crow as the master got there before me. got a good one for my next go now i've had a day thinking about it. good luck

Ok, Open Quiz Day

Anybody with ten questions post 'em here now

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world,
'Cause you don't love me any more?

Why do the birds go on singing?
Why do the stars glow above?
Don't they know it's the end of the world.
It ended when I lost your love.

I wake up in the morning and I wonder,
Why everything's the same as it was.
I can't understand. No, I can't understand,
How life goes on the way it does.

Why does my heart go on beating?
Why do these eyes of mine cry?
Don't they know it's the end of the world.
It ended when you said goodbye.

That's more than 10

geo

Ok, here's 10 for you. Think the difficulty is about fair. Quite a wide spread so might need a few of you to get them all...

1. A two part TV series that featured a character named Moist Von Lipwig
2. The lead singer of Lostprophets.
3. In electronics what does CMOS stand for?
4. The names of the two £250,000 winnders on Deal or No Deal.
5. The full name of Sonic's orange coloured fox friend.
6. The main ingredient of a Chana Masala
7. The line Vadar said when revealing he was Luke's father.
8. The name of the actor who plays Rory in Doctor Who
9. The names of all the Weasley children in Harry Potter.
10. The name of Muse's drummer.

Haha. I love these, 'specially the air rifle.

good for you keeping the crows quiz going. only  know 4 so may wait to swoop in when someone else has had a stab

Just give your 4 and i'll say if they're right or not. I think having to answer all 10 perhaps ruins it slightly as the questions prob have to be too easy. Think of it as more of a community effort to get all the answers between you.

1. Going Postal

2. Ian Watkins

6. Chickpeas

10. Dominic Howard

All correct :)

3 complimentary metal oxide semi conductor
5 tails
6 chick pea
9 ron ginny george and fred ( but sigh my wife said there are more)

2 of those are correct.

7 "No, I am your father"
9 Bill, Percy, George and Fred, Ron, Ginny

1 of those is correct.

7. your mother was a right goer

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

9) Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron, Ginny

Correct!

Have I defeated you all then? :)

WE still need answers to Q8


8. The name of the actor who plays Rory in Doctor Who

Was it

A. Arthur Dent

B. Arthur Dervish

C. Arthur Darvill

OK new QUiz

Disney Song Quiz

Name the Disney Film

1.  When you wish upon a star

2.  With a smile and a song

 3. Bella Notte

4. A Whole New world

5. Under the Sea

6. Colors of the wind

7. Be Our Guest

8 .Be Prepared

9. Friend like me

First player to answer all Nine correctly wins

9 questions posed and answered

Well Done Richard

PLease post ten new questions

wow. thats impressive. thought i'd have a chance when it said disney.

From one of the quizzes I recently set then

1) What in the medical world was first classified into the A.O.B. system in 1902?

2) Which peak overlooks the city of Cape Town?

3) Who was first to be voted out of the original British Big Brother house?

4) Which TV secret agent’s real name was Paul Metcalfe?

5) What nickname was given to the day when over £100 billion was wiped off the value of shares in the city of London?

6) In which British town did Michael Ryan run riot killing 14 people?

7) Which is the first animal listed in the Oxford English Dictionary?

8) What nationality is Jean Marc Bosman, famous for his ‘Bosman Ruling’ affecting football throughout Europe?

9) Which actor, who played Dr, Who collapsed and died at a Dr, Who convention?

10) In which country was England cricket captain Nasser Hussain born?



Easy enough

Wow, there tough

I was hoping for 10 more Disney questions, lol

Thanks Mr. T

1. blood
2. dunno
3. sada
4. dunno
5. black wednesday???(not at all sure about that)
6. again not sure - hungerford?
7. aardvark
8. dunno
9. dunno
10. dunno. england?

1,3,6,7 all correct

technically all the 'dunno' answers are correct too.

8. Belgian?

10. India

both correct

3. Table mountain?

4. Captain Scarlet

5. Black Monday

all correct


no 9 to get

9 Patrick Troughton?

think the original quiz master may have ben looking for devils peak not table mountain for question 2

boo - table mountain was a trick question imo.  surely it's called table mountain coz it's flat, not peaked?

i'll have a stab at patrick troughton (or however you spell it) for 9

6 Hungerford?

beaten to it not once, but twice!

1. Pass
2. Table Mountain
3 .Sada
4. Pass
5. Black Friday
6. Hungerford
7.AArdvark
8.Pass
9.Sylvestor McCoy
10. England

first person with 10 in correct answers wins this one

Troughton is correct

Who won Tighty

All the correct answers are there now ,

but do they have to post all ten answers

 or just the missing ones

The crowd eagerly awaits the referee's decision   ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

anyone can go next

It's not Sharplea's rsq, so its all good

Can I nominate Hector62

If not, I can work on another Disney type quiz for tomorrow

ok will do but you can call me hector

Great, Good luck Quizmaster

1 What was  Captain Kirks middle name?

2 Where does linseed oil come from?

3  Name 3 sports that you go backwards in?

4 What is the name of the dangly thing at the back of the mouth called?

5 Which country has the longest coastline?

6 What do the Olympic rings signify?

7 What was Malcolm X's surname?

8 Which country owns Greenland?

9  What does the acronym SCUBA stand for?

1. T
2. linseeds
3. backwards running, backwards walking, backstroke
4. baby punchbag
5. switzerland
6. continents
7. X
8. denmark (i think)
9. self-contained underwater breathing apparatus

actually, is 1 Tiberius or something? dunno where that flash came from.

1. Tiberius
2. Flax
3. Rowing, Backstroke, Figure skating
4. dunno
5. Australia
6. Continents
7. Smith
8. Denmark
9. wot Claire said

1,6,8,9 correct.

1/3 of 3 correct. backstroke

What about my answers?

ty :)

5. canada?

So 4,5,7 and one more 3 wanted.

Russia?

figure skaters go backwards!!!

oo how about dressage?

the dangly thing is called something like avulva, but it can't be that coz it sounds v rude.

high jump for the sport thing?

Diving, snowboarding?

Does sound rude and you are very close. No to the high jump.

correct

No it's not. All non-landlocked countries have an infinitely long coastline. Meaningless Q

Assume you are looking for tug of war for sport played backwards

Geo

epiglotis

correct

and little was malcolm x  slave name

correct

[ ] Sport

is this correct for thing in throat?

nope  its the uvula

i should get half a point for that - the letters were nearly right

Is Hector your real first name?

Nope.

tug of war is deffo a sport - we used to have it in our work sports days.  coastlines can be quantified by measuring from point A to point B (or, in the case of islands from point A to point A)

Sigh, woulda been the coolest first name on blonde.

Where's A? Where's B?

Fractal, innit. Gets longer as you measure more accurately. Until you're measuring every grain of sand, etc.

And how much of the Bristol Channel do you count as "Coastline" before it becomes riverbank? Eh? eh? Answer me that. Now. Or do you go to the source of every river in the country?

Oh, and Rex isn't my real first name either. If it matters.

i'm not debating it, just trying to get the whole point innit :)

The answers to those that no-one got for mine :)

Wednesday night 8pm

James Bond Quiz

Name the 007 film featuring these villains

1. Hugo Drax

2. Rosa Klebb

3.Karl Stromberg

4. Scaramanga

5. Le Chiffre

6. General Orlov

7. Max Zorin

8. Dominic Greene

9. Elliot Carver

10. Gustav Graves

1 Moonraker
2 OHMSS
3
4 TMWTGG
5 Casino Royale
6 Goldeneye
7 AVTAK
8
9 TWINE
10 DAD

Gutted that I can't remember the other two

2 From Russia with love

Longines 5/10 good try

Hector correct

3 The Spy Who Loved Me (deffo)
6 Octopussy (maybe)
9 isn't TWINE, it's the one which was Robert Maxwell - journalist with the stealth boat, can't remember the name. TWINE is the one with Robert Carlyle and the woman with half an ear

Edit, just remembered 9 - Tomorrow Never Dies?

TWINE is where Bond and M try to measure the coastline of Canada using a special gadget that M fashioned from a cigarette lighter. When they were unsuccessful they retired to the bar for martinis.

3,6 and 9 edited    correct

just Q8 to go

1. Hugo Drax           moonraker

2. Rosa Klebb          From Russia with Love

3.Karl Stromberg      The Spy who loved me

4. Scaramanga         The man with the Golden Gun

5. Le Chiffre               Casino Royale

6. General Orlov        Octopussy

7. Max Zorin              A View to a Kill

8. Dominic Greene     ????

9. Elliot Carver           Tommorrow never dies

10. Gustav Graves      Die another Day



The general in Goldeneye was General Ourumov

The missing answer was Quantum of Solace

OK Bond Girls

Female Villains and Heroines in Bond films

Can you name the actress

1. Xenia Onatopp                 

2. Vesper Lynd                 

 3. Jinx                             

4. Tiffany Case                   

5. Honey Rider               

6. Tracy Draco                 

7. Solitaire                         

8. May Day                       

9. Domino Patacchi           

10. Fatima Blush                     

7 Live and let die
9 Thunderball

5 Dr No

:D. Fractal fag lighter was it?

1. Goldeneye
2. Casino Royale
3. Die Another Day?

Mass comprehension fail.

1 Famke Janssen
2 Eva Green
3 Halle Berry
7 Jane Seymour
10 Barbara Carrera

Oh bollocks. I blame the people answering with films before me. I saw those before the question!

baaaaaaaaa

6 Diana Rigg

And Crow, how could you miss off Plenty O'Toole and Pussy Galore?

5 Ursula Andress

hey you are all doing great

1,2,3, 5,6,7 10 correct

Just 4,8 and 9 to go

The last 3 are hidden in here

The missing names were

Jill St. John

Grace Jones

Kim Bassinger



Today is a Fawlty Towers Quiz


Name the  Episode from these lines

1. What did you expect to see through a Torquay window  " The hanging gardens of Babylon"                                  

2, Its my Hamster                                                            

3. Pate and Lamb                              

4. I like a woman with Spirit                      

5. Can I leave my valuables with you          

6. This ginger beer is Tepid                        

7. Celery Apples Walnuts Grapes                

8.  Its only an ingrowing toenail                    

9.  How can he be dead , you served him breakfast    

10. Hes got a girl in his room  


The episodes are

A touch of Class
The Builders
The Wedding party
The Hotel Inspectors
Gourmet Night
The Germans
Communication Problems
The Psychiatrists
Waldorf Salad
The Kipper and the Corpse
The Anniversary
Basil the rat              

7. Waldorf Salad

I didn't mind Fawlty Towers (or Flowery Twats as I seem to recall) but was never a huge fan...

7 is correct

9 to go

valuables is lord melbury which I assume must be a touch of class

and the hamster must be basil the rat ldo

The answer's right but the question's wrong.

I believe it was celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

1 is communication problems

I guess 9 must be the kipper and the corpse and I think pate and lamb is the hotel inspectors

1 - Communication problems

2 - Basil the rat

3 - The anniversary

4 - The builders

5 - A touch of class

6 - The hotel inspectors

7 - Waldorf salad

8 - The Germans

9 - The kipper and the corpse

10 - The psychiatrists

Not too sure about 3. That's a bit of a guess unfortunately. Pretty confident with the rest.

Can I change 3 to Gourmet night please?

Or maybe it's not......

FFS!!! It's driving me mad. I can even see Manuel saying it while he's running round the dining room!!!

Has the Crow sneakily used the hotel inspectors twice?

Evilpie had 9 out ten correct

Yes Ok, Pate and  Lamb was Hotel Inspectors again

I have corrected the waldorf salad, lol

Heres some more to keep you guessing

11. A Gin and Orange,  a lemon Squash ,  and a Scotch and water,  Please    

12.Give me the bottle Kurt,  

13, OK I'll have the grail-fruit                            

11 - Anniversary

12 - Gourmet night

13 - A touch of class (and it's grail frit :) )

Not too sure about 11 though. Another bit of a guess.

two out of three correct ,good guessing

Did you see the 30 year anniversary episode

and heres some out takes

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kocHfCSp9OI

No.

Didn't even know it was out.

Any good?

Fawlty Towers is probably my favourite comedy of all time. Might even be better than fools and horses......

3 and 11 must be the wedding party?

nope 11 was a touch of class again ,lol

I'm all quizzed out tonight.

I'm working on questions for 24 The TV series with Jack Bauer

Anybody got ten easy questions we can try

I will come up with some.

1  What is the capital of Brazil?

2  How many miles is it to the moon?  ( i will give some leeway)

3  Who is 7th in line to the throne?

4  How many players in a polo team?

5  Who played Blofeld in OHMSS?

6  What was the name of Dick Dastardlys car?

7  What temperature is the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit?

8  What were the names of the Mummy and Daddy dogs in 101 Dalmatians?

9 Who played Butch Cassidy and Sundance kid?

10  What is kept in an apiary?

brasilia
a million
edward
6
?
?
-32ish
?
?
bbbbbb

You can have bees as well.

bugger, was sure I had the temperature one right

Which is why you used ish?

lol, yeah. thought it was -32 point something

-40, to the nearest degree

(-40C * 9 / 5) + 32 = -40F

Pongo and Perdita

One of my favourite childhood books!  Loved 'The Starlight Barking' too.

1  No idea

2 Averages about 240000 but it changes all the time.

3  No idea

4  Not many. About 4 or 5.

5  No idea

6  Mean machine

7  Cba to work it out

8  Spot

9 Paul Newman & Robert Redford

10  Monkeys??

correct

correct

this is a 24 hour TV series Quiz

1.  name one of Kiefer Sutherland's  5 middle names ,

2. Who killed Jacks wife Teri            

3. Can you name any member of Jacks family apart from his wife and daughter                

4. Name three US presidents      

5. How many suitcase nukes were there            

6. Name a Russian President                    

7. Name any member of CTU who was killed in the CTU offices

8. Who shot Curtis Manning ( CTU head of field opps )

9. Name any director of CTU

10 Who was Cloe married to            

This is amazing - i loved 24 and I havent got a single memory of it!

Here goes

1. Jack (surely)
2. Nina
3.
4. President palmer, 
5. 6
6.
7. Lots of them died in the poisonous gas release - cant remember the name of the fat guy
8. Tony Almeda
9. Jack Bower
10.

So lol bad its funny!

Fantastic quiz! i watched every episode of every season and I am ashamed at how bad my memory is.  Will take a stab at a couple.

1. Michael
4.Charles Logan, David Palmer and the old bird
5. 4
6 Vladmir or Viktor something...
7. Edgar!! the hero himself. What a sacrifice.
9. Tony Almeida
10. I am 100% sure it's Morris, I hated that guy.

Correct so far are

2. Nina Myers

4.Presidents,  David Palmer, Charles Logan,  2/3

7. Edgar

9 directors of CTU , Jack Bauer ( season 1),Tony Alemeida ,

10. Morris O'Brian

was David Palmers brother ever president?

Alyson Taylor for Q4

1. kiefer jack motherfucking bauer sutherland (note: not sunderland mr crow)
4. obama, bush, bush
5. 6
6. yeltsin

Allison Taylor is correct

there are 2 more presidents to find

David Palmer did have a brother, but whats his name

Think his brother was called Wayne Palmer. He might have had a brief stint as El Prezo, but can't really remember. All the series just blend into one for me.

Wayne Palmer is correct

More answers

1. Kiefer Sunderland has 5 middle names                      william frederick,Dempsey.George and Rufus

2. Who killed Jacks wife Teri                                       Nina Myers

3. Can you name any member of Jacks family                 Philip and Graem and Josh  Bauer( Dad , brother and nephew )

4. Name three US presidents      David  Palmer,  keeler,  logan, Wayne Palmer, Allison tayler

5. How many suitcase nukes were there                      5

6. Name a Russian President                                        Yuri Suvarov

7. Name any member of CTU that was killed in the office  Milo was shot when he said he was incharge to protect Nadia

8. Who shot Curtis Manning ( CTU head of field opps )      Jack Shot Curtis

9. Name any director of CTU  theres many but surely        Bill Buchanan was the best

10 Who was Cloe married to             morris o'brian

Evening All

Tonight is a Lord Of The Rings Type picture Quiz

Just name the Actor or Character from these pictures

Picture numbers 1, 2, 3

Picture numbers 4, 5, 6

Picture numbers 7, 8, 9

Pictures number 10, 11, 12

Picture numbers 13, 14, 15

And finally,

 what year was Return of the King first released