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After key's heroics last year and the fact a few mates are going to melbourne to grind im 90% sure im going out. Iv split the staking into the main and the sides. Will definitely be playing the sides, main will be dependant on mood/December and morale.

Package 1


13th jan  1100
17th jan 1100 shootout
19th jan 1100 6max

$3300us

(current rate is £0.655:1)

Selling upto 35% at 1.2

So 10% = £255



Package 2

Aussie Millions main $10600SUD

Selling upto 50% at 1.1

10% is £764, will do 1% pieces.


This is just for interest atm, no tfers etc, but will take bookings in this thread. Will finalise this weekend.

Thanks guys.

Updated %ages

Sides:

10% pm
25% Dmorgan


Main:

1% pm
mulhuzz 1%
Toddswain 2.5%
Claypole 2.5%
Pleno 5%
Dmorgan 10%
Doobs 5%

23% remaining

10% in sides, 1% in main booked via pm.

Rest of sides

boooked, ty.

You utter shit Daniel  :(     ;snoopy'sguns;

Blame ipoker. Doing a server restart when I plan to put in a lot of hours = tilt punting

I'll have 1% in the main pls.

Reserve me 2.5% in the main please

Fml @ sides....that's the thanks I get for getting you battered in Camden ha ha ha

Reserve me 2.5% in main then.....

5% of main please mate, can i send moneybookers?

FML at sides! arghghhhh

i'll buy the lot off you at 1.25 girgy? profit innit?

Thanks guys.

Updated %ages

Sides:

10% pm
25% Dmorgan


Main:

1% pm
mulhuzz 1%
Toddswain 2.5%
Claypole 2.5%
Pleno 5%

38% remaining.

Guess I'll flick in 10 for the main too then

Alex martin, can't hit the back but he be tearin up the sides

5% of mian, cheers.

sweet, thanks guys

Can't afford a piece but can say AM is pretty soft, Aussies at the Crown are generally very bad.

Because you stuck a random apostrophe in my name for some reason, I'm out.

I think it may have been required due to the fact the heroics belonged to you and they were in effect Keys's heroics.

Unfortunately people with an 's' on the end of their name cause punctuation awkwardness that Alex wasn't able to handle.

Because of this I'm out too.

Could you post some credentials please?

right, aussie mils main is out it seems. Will see how December goes but very unlikely to play. Thanks for interest.

p.s @ keys, fuuuuuuuuuuuuu, @ evilpie, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, @ reevio : none, just a blagger with a dream.


ta.

Just fking win the Monte Carlo plz.

Well thats a relief, you might have been getting grimmed for the main event money. Its been a tough december here too.

Has this ever happened before?

10% of the sides been freed up.

£255? sold prease.

norrrrrrrrrrrrr fucccck this man. so fkn rigged. chop it with me pls andy :D

aye, booked?

sorry plen, anything in future im gonna pm previous backers first. soz m8 for not asking, but figured i put it here first blablabla. prolly more than likely gonna play the main anyhow, regardless of % sold. december is heaven and might take grind nye off partying which is probs locking in the buyin.

chopped because i'm nice. if I have someone go back and quote this after alex wins 100% of sides I WILL BE THE TILT.

ty hero's I feel the love.

Will send both to your bookers mate (monte carlo + aussies) whats total?

haha hope that was intended!

 :D

Blast, I really wanted some :(

SENT, gl squire

 What day you flying out beautiful?

12th old boy.

 
skype when u get 5 pads, u sent on bookers?

edit: p.s demps can you book me a penthouse in the crown please. k thanks m8.

Shipped. do wins.

all paid-up and ready to go. Main looks like its probably happening (thanks septic fish, i love u all).

Do those of us that reserved a piece in the main have it/ need to send ?

glgl

This Alex.....let me k ow, don't want a Keys style disaster (personally, obv not him winning) when I am not on!

burrr, just busted level 8 of the 1k opener, will write a report later. appears the crown waters are not very sharky.

ok quick report. melbourne is incredibly sick, but a bit ridiculously overpriced imo. Went for a night in a studenty club, knocked in chunks because a round of 8 shots cost £70. hilarious. incredibly city mind, people are freindly and weather is great, food is nomnomnomnomnom.

starting table of the 1k was i imagine one of the softest in the field. I had Kenna James (the cowboy hat septic) and a scandie i played in vic a bit who is mental (on my direct right though so all good). Rest of table seemed leaky, lots of bad sizing and horrible lines.

Sat back for first couple orbits, seemed to be one loco local, little history because it plays into a couple of hands later. I see this hand in 2nd orbit. utg limps, utg+1 limps, aussie local limps mp, sb now opens huge (1200@50/100) utg calls(kenna) flats, utg+1 folds, aussie jams for 10k. Sb calls w AK, kenna passes JJ and aussie rocks 88 and holds. kinda hilarious though.

I open AJhh utg and aussie flats, co and sb both come along. Aussie thus far has been really out of line, raising a shittonne of boards and splashing about. AT9hh. I check (figure i get smidge more value from spazzaggro/dont rly wanna have to lump it in this early on such a soft table if raised etcetc). Aussie bets, sb calls, i call. Turn 7. Checked through. River 2h. Sb leads, i raise to leave a bean, aussie tanks for 8 years and folds, sb pays off what i believe to be T9. Upto 18k.

I then muck about in a few small pots before this hand. Open J8s co and loose passive old bb flats off 14k. He cr 224hh, i float and he check folds to a tiny bet on brick turn. 24k cruise. Next pot of note kenna opens btn, i defend 22 in bb (he covers) then i c/c 34T and he checkback t+r on 37. I then 3b his next 2 opens because he seems extremely reluctant to play a big pot oop v me, which both workout. He limpsoverlimps CO after aussie mentalist limps utg and btn jams 10k. I iso AKs in sb and hold v AQo. 40k running oioi.

I bleed 10k v 3 shorties, losing minor flips @ 150/300, young reasonable guy finds AA with 4 bigs v KQ then wins a flip 77 v AJs. 30k and he opens again, old guy just sat down at table (but seen this guy jam a few hands) 3balls to 3k (open was 2.5 or w/e), i have AKcc in the bb. Im not happy with anything rly, but figure jam is prolly the best, even though old boy looked rly nitty, he had a wedding ring on ffs! He tanks KK, thanks mate.

I then have a bit of a nightmare, i 3b Kenna w A7ss btn v co and he peels. He cr 2s24dd.  I call but he gives me a shitty spot when he jams 5s turn.  I rly am so unsure about this spot, I was getting clooooose to 2:1 but not close enough and still had some beans; rly rly unsure and think i made a bad fold.

Then i open KK off a 15k stack before break @ 200/400 to 1k, old guy calls off a 10k stack, hmmm?, sb and bb come along. Q34hh, i bet, old boy calls, rest fold. Turn Qh and i have to c/f which i could only ever do in a live environment, he shows me 33 and i puke at his pf peel.

Now short i rejam A6o v a loose sb holding 15bigs, he calls 33 and we fail to make a pair. Meh.


Didnt play the 1k shootout as been partying a little bit and was sunny today, am df playing the 1k 6m on friday and will likely carryover %ages to the 2.5k 6m or just shipback. Anyone who doesnt want a carryover pm pls.

x x x x x

win dat six max yo

rigged

Sad facebook update from the pretty one.....slowrolled by a granny, where he said if she wasnt so harmless he might of reacted in such a way as to get banned from Crown....

Middy and Moorman deep I think

Belated 6m trip report. Well tahnking you kindly for all you gullible idiot investors. hahahahahah, i love writing after a dinner party where i spent 1/2 the night looking up a rockets skirt. Still srunk. Well fkit, here goes. If suuuuuperrrrrrlim can do the highstakes, ill keep grinding the mids. I came to aus with $10kaus, not 10k dubai, not 10k cody (trades for 1.3- i got stories, but i'll never tell) or even 2.2 (dempsey- how far can a homo pilot get in poker------------> very). Fk im drunk and im still the boss of blog. Ok, so i get an exceptionally sort table. Some youngish guy who i know from DC (fish,pm non-fish, manyana); an older, erratic gentleman and a middle-aged mofo who looked like hank from californication. brb smok.

ok, so the table is the nuts'; affluent guys to my right, 2 abso-sharks to my left. I found out in the first break that one was a cardrunners (but- tbh, they are all shite) and one was part of a competitor coaching team. hahahahahah.

10k starting, but these fkers dont know iv logged 3 mil hands at 1K+ of 6m. (Iv lost 250k- but they dont know this, right- joke,.....i only lost 40 k but won 250K @ 400+~no degen reynolds. anyway fk this im drunk and im gonna name drop. JOE mofo hachem drops in as a late reg on my right. He says a i look cool (ball till u falll). I buy 2 shots of sambuca and a bottle of water. He rejects both. Pussy. I need lil dave or dabai. I beat this wsop champ with the ugly stick for 9 orbits, he 4b jams  A3s v QQ bvb and gets there (fkit, he's cool- gl to the rick mofo) and basically coffin the kid. Then this hand. SO... I open J9s co (ave 15- @circa 40- blinds sb20/bb30). Sb (fishy watermelon peels, bb (tilted- ridic rich fish)

guys, im smashed, we are at a dinner party with this ridic bird called nicky. I wasnt even gonna write this ( see below) gtg. u know im not shy of a chat and im more honest than the pope. love all you blondes (more women needed). <3


guys, i had so much bs going on out here im gonna offer over on the next 2 gukpt's i play. not gonna talk about it anymore but suffice to say my debt payback/loan/staking record is impeccable. Im gonna give all the stakers in this, their % in the next 2 gukpts i play, booked. thats a 25% freeroll because of the current bs rumour going around. Never have/never been.

 Aus is a fantastic city and i got a bit caught up in the good times. Doubling your investmentment in softer fields should see fair recompense. If any stakee just wants $, pm me. Over and out; damn aussie fillets need frying :) (they dont even take a full 5 each side :p)



love, alex x x

jesus. rofl much

Quoted ;0p

I miss you. Come back soon x

roght, im smashedrrfd, i got some lovely lady nexct to me. ill spaewk to u vincenzo in the next week. sorry for not playin all events guys, i assure youu alls itgt was not mhy intenoutousn x x x x x  xxxx  x xxx  x hahah that whoollyy flushy guy is deece iu reckon x x x xx x  ( but i heart middy more))

FFS China Mug has hacked Alex's account :(

id may £600 or whatever i paid just for the trip reports mate. still lots of love on my side x

Yeah - any time Alex spends playing poker is time that could be better spent drinking and writing.

<3

Fishy watermelon,  rotflmfao

AlexMartin is the boss at drunken posts.

Amazing.

Alex Martin + Tourney Reports + Alcohol= The most winning combination ever.

Hahahaha

Would have bought a piece purely for that TR had I been quick enough. Absolute hero

shit thats embarassing in the cold light of day. doubt theres any chance of a removal pls vinny? :P

More chance of BoB unfortunately mate.

Nope, it stays. Use it as a reference for further staking requests.

PS - Welcome home, Mr M.

Absolutely none ;)

Not so bothered about the tourney report. Get some pics of ladies posted and there will be a line of guys waiting to buy your action at 2.0

in all seriousness did you play the last event?

i feel cheated, appalled, outraged and let down...

that I don't receive another TR.

hey guys, probably gonna play the notts ukipt and will use that as replacement for the $1kaus i didnt play. hope thats ok with everyone, comp looks very good and a 1milli gteeeee!

glgl, hope you come second though :P

np mate, glglg

lol completely forgot i've got 25% of this

PLEASE JUST GET THERE

if you cash for under 5k id definitely be happy for my 10% to be left for a big spin up, either in big dtd cash game or online.

gl bud

hi bud, believe dmorgan has 25%, yourself and titbeam have 5 each. Will just ship on stars if ok.

£1600/114th, had a torrid day 2, 3 20-30bb stacks on my left all day, none of whom was much of a folder. Lost a biggish flip JJ v AK after making early progress from 110 to 200 to put me down to 80. Tried grinding my bowl for as long as possible, eventually colde 4b jammed AKo 6handed, guy had dem aces.

ahhh ok np.

sure stars is fine. Send to Callum - BinkTheNutz pls.

ul, win the flipz next time.

ul mate, stars is fine (Raziel2689, Ian Hislop avatar)

Let me know if you're about for any more live puntings - would definitely take some action

Received on stars, cheers