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Title: Xmas party stories Post by: Woodsey on December 15, 2011, 03:26:06 AM Always have a fucking blast at these as I work with a top bunch of birds. Was oot in Cardiff tonight on the lash and will no doubt feel like shit tomorrow, fk me there are some hot birds in Carfiff, just wish I was 10 years younger so I could get hold of some of it :(
Always a top crack though, always fun to see people who would otherwise be stiff let their hair down for a night. Please share any comedy stories you have this year. Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: pleno1 on December 15, 2011, 02:11:39 PM thread is worthless without pics
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: mondatoo on December 15, 2011, 02:13:37 PM Mines tmoro, and it's going to be messy, haha.
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: outragous76 on December 15, 2011, 02:23:02 PM I pulled the girl that I lusted after the most in my entire life at an Xmas party and for that I will be eternally greatful (this is not my life btw - note the word lusted)
get the stories in pls Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: millidonk on December 15, 2011, 02:34:28 PM Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night..
obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn. Will let you know if i have any stories. Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: typhoon13 on December 15, 2011, 02:56:09 PM Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night.. obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn. Will let you know if i have any stories. Where you going in Stamford?? Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: millidonk on December 15, 2011, 03:01:16 PM Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night.. obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn. Will let you know if i have any stories. Where you going in Stamford?? Last time we went to the New London Inn, The George and something beginning with P, Perrywinks or something. This time starting off in Colleyweston. You from here? I went drinking with a guy i work with who seemed to know at least 5 people in each pub. Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: typhoon13 on December 15, 2011, 03:05:17 PM Mine is tomorrow, last work's night out they put me in a hotel so i could go out drinking and not worry about my commute, this ended up with me bringing people down to my level and the next day resulted in no shows, puking, a guy not being able to control his vehicle... I came in 2hrs early as i couldn't sleep and i knew the cafe opened at 0730. Surprisingly the same offer was not extended to me this time.. The plan is for me to drive into Lincoln, get a National Express to stamford, have a couple of cheekies very early doors, go out with the main work crew for drinking lunch at 12.30 and get the last coach home at 19.10 where my missus will pick me up at 2030 back in Lincoln. In the RAF days these things were carnage. But this office people are already planning what they are doing when the lunch ends.. ie shopping, picking up kids, wrapping prezzies. Will be trying my hardest to get some ppl to stay out and offer me a bed for the night.. obv there is no chance I will make that coach and will be forking out £100 or whatever it is for a taxi back to Lincoln sometime early morn. Will let you know if i have any stories. Where you going in Stamford?? Last time we went to the New London Inn, The George and something beginning with P, Perrywinks or something. This time starting off in Colleyweston. You from here? I went drinking with a guy i work with who seemed to know at least 5 people in each pub. Blankney Barff me, out in the wilds lol My daughter lived at Stamford so i have frequented a few of stamfords dives Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Woodsey on December 15, 2011, 03:10:06 PM Sure remember posting this last night lol
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: millidonk on December 15, 2011, 03:16:12 PM Blankney Barff me, out in the wilds lol My daughter lived at Stamford so i have frequented a few of stamfords dives Not a bad place tbh, the general clientelle is quite aged, but all in all its a decent night out. Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: typhoon13 on December 15, 2011, 03:31:13 PM Blankney Barff me, out in the wilds lol My daughter lived at Stamford so i have frequented a few of stamfords dives Not a bad place tbh, the general clientelle is quite aged, but all in all its a decent night out. What you mean theres plenty of milfs Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: ACE2M on December 15, 2011, 05:30:11 PM our unofficial one was last week, loads of funny stuff that wouldn't mean anything to anyone i don't work with.
This did happen though, 2 of us went to the casino, they wouldn't let us in due to our being too drunk, so we walked to the other one in town, they wouldn't let us in either. We decided to walk back to the other casino and stop for a triple g&t at a bar on the way to 'straighten us out', they let us in no problem on our 2nd visit :) Not so good is we won about £800 in the first 10 mins on roulette and left £200 down about an hour later...... Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Robert HM on December 15, 2011, 06:55:08 PM Office party tomorrow. Just found out each table is to act out a 5 minute panto, we have Aladdin. Sigh.
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: The_nun on December 15, 2011, 07:02:30 PM Don't be letting them legal sec's rub your lamp too much.
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2011, 07:29:58 PM Mine is tomorrow :(
Wangled my way out of it :) Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Robert HM on December 15, 2011, 07:32:33 PM Don't be letting them legal sec's rub your lamp too much. You have, somehow, made me look forward to it now.Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: paulhouk03 on December 15, 2011, 07:34:23 PM mines friday the noob staff has to do something stupid sighs
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Girgy85 on December 15, 2011, 11:18:17 PM I dont get one. Just transport people to and from theirs. Most anoying time of the year :(
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: taximan007 on December 16, 2011, 03:56:41 AM I dont get one. Just transport people to and from theirs. Most anoying time of the year :( I use to love working the christmas/new year period, nice and busy, best time of the year imo Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Girgy85 on December 16, 2011, 09:42:58 AM I dont get one. Just transport people to and from theirs. Most anoying time of the year :( I use to love working the christmas/new year period, nice and busy, best time of the year imo most deffo best for the cash but everybody's knobhead level rises a notch or two at crimbo. can't complain at the cash tho. Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: kinboshi on December 16, 2011, 09:46:15 AM Ours is tomorrow. A lot of people are worried about making a fool of themselves in front of the client/boss - whereas with the MD I work for that won't be a problem as he's a massive piss-head and is usually the one who gets himself into situations on a night out :D
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Woodsey on December 16, 2011, 09:56:10 AM LOL I've been sent a pissed up recording of us singing a karaoke on the night. How do I put a audio file on here?
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: kinboshi on December 16, 2011, 10:07:07 AM You can upload it to youtube.
Title: Re: Xmas party stories Post by: Woodsey on December 16, 2011, 10:12:39 AM You can upload it to youtube. Hmm, won't let me. |