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Large slice £77

Small slice £38.50

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milligan84 - Small slice. Paid

Mad punter - large slice. Paid

Girgy85 - Small slice. Paid

kinboshi - Small slice. Paid

Big_D - Large slice. Paid

mondatoo - Small slice. Paid

ACE2M - Small slice. Paid

jakally - Large slice. Paid

Redbull - Large slice. Paid

tikay - Two large, one small. Paid

bobAlike - Large slice. Paid

Can't see any pics, but assuming this is UKIPT? Small slice plz.

Booked ty.

love

Could I have a small bacon roll plz ?

Lol. Excellent

Can I reserve a small slice?

Might be an over reaction like ;)

Pls let this sell out on these terms!

Lol. Don't confuse me Ray. It's horse shit only today.  

Booked thanks.

Is it brown or white bread?

Sod it, I'll have a small slice, as long as it comes with horseradish.

Booked. Cheers Dan.

Ffs, my phone is shit. I can't see any terms to this, thought I was the first poster.. Cliffs plz. What have I actually bought?

In terms you will understand, you've bought nothing or liposuction!

A pile of dung by most accounts ;)

I won't be publishing terms Milly. If you want out, just let me know.

Liposuction it is. Mate's mum has just cooked me a massive fry up. Was immense with 2 paracetemol and 2 cocodamol for afters. Win the lot RED. Will ship tomorrow. Fml, did I just notice Girgy has bought into this? We've got no chance.

Of course I don't want out Red. No terms = less for me to read. So winwin.

I like what you have done here and it's very impressive. Just goes to show its not all about ROI and value and can be about friendship and trust. Can't wait for folks reaction when they get their horse shit sandwich in the post :)

I may withdraw depending on the outcome of today! May have to take up a second job shit shovelling if I don't do a bink.

Big_D:  Large slice via PM.  Booked.

Cheers Dylan.

I guess I'll give that a go then, just a small one coz I'm not sure on the flavour.

small slice of said sandwich please.

You'll love it!

Cheers Ray. Booked.

Sold to the bloke with the appropriate alias.

Large slice please Tom.

Booked. Cheers Neil.

Standard

Lol

Redbull  via PM

Large slice. Booked.

Thanks Nick.

Thread of the year when as per his op he gives you a large slice of bread with horse shit in it and you pay him £77 for it this would be so so much fun

Its a shame in way he is a stand up guy
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tikay - Two large & one small.

Booked.

bobAlike - Large slice.

Booked. Cheers Andrew.

Sold out. Thanks very much guys.

Bon Appétit.

Thanks Tom, what day 1 are you planning on handing out the horse shit sarnie?

BoB imo

Not sure yet Andrew, I'm busy with my other projects.




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I was trying to come up with some witty retort but you'll have to make do with this shit horse instead.

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I was going to miss this but after at least 2 seconds of deliberation I'm going to make day1a work permitting.
If you are there then I'll give you cash if not I'll TX to you.

Paid £192.50 by Bank Tx.

Horse shit makes great manure, manure makes things grow.

Grow us some money, please.


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Can't it also be made to make bombs?

I've missed out on the horseshit :(

Shipped funds.

Cheers Girdles. OP updated.

Dylan / Ray - OP updated.

Cheers Guys.  ;hattip;

Neil - Nick - Andrew: All safely gathered in Thank you.

OP updated.

details for tx please red.

sent

Received. Cheers Ace.

What day are we dining, Tom?

Crossed posts. See your diary.

Crossed fingers, too.

Still some sandwich left, but it needs spicing up.

Good luck Saturday, Tom.

Tom was nailed on to have some sandwich left. Plenty of greedy buggers ate all theirs on day 1

Yum yum.

Sorry the trip report is a bit late guys.

You see, this was the greatest tournament I have ever been involved in. The structure was as good as it gets, the venue is the best in the country, and there was over a million pounds in prize money.

I was just so excited as I drove to the club on Thursday, and when I arrived the atmosphere was electric. The place was just a heaving mass of players. Superstars, qualifiers, old sweats, young guns... Everyone was buzzing, and I remember thinking, I don't care if I never get to play the biggie in Vegas, this is my WSOP ME.

Sigh.. The trip report is a bit late because I've written three times, and three times I've deleted it.

Why did I delete it? Well I deleted it because frankly, I found that actually writing the facts down and putting them on here embarrassed me.

There is no way to say without blushing, so I'm just going to blurt it out.

I was fantastic! Never once did I put a chip into a pot when I was behind. I was rivered time and time again, but somehow I clung on. I was down to 8k before dinner on the first day, and then I passed AK on a K high board to leave myself with 4k when the flush card he had been chasing arrived. (He showed me).

I ground my 4k up to 44k, and then I was moved to Alex Martin's table. Alex was having a dick-waving contest with two Chinese guys, all had ~ 150k and were 4 & 5 betting every pot. I was trapped in the middle and couldn't play a hand.

I came back on day two with 37k. I was brimming with confidence and determined to play well.

Blinds are 800 - 1600. UTG makes it 4k. I have 10 10 and I have him covered (just).

I decide to push. There's a small chance that I'm dominated but a better chance that he will feel he has to call with an under-pair or at worst I'll be racing. I figure that most of the time he's passing.

I cant believe my luck when he snaps me with A 6.

Of course he flops the ace and it's goodnight Vienna.

To sum up, I was brilliant, and everyone else was crap.

I'm sorry, but it's true.
 

 

Brilliant!

What was your hand when he had the A-10, Tom? J-J or better, I assume?

I'm currently dieting, but horse-shit is low calorie, so I'll dine again anytime. I saved a few bob when Ratt Mussell purchased some of my meal. Then I lost it when he sold me some of his.

I mis typed it Tone.  I've amended it now