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Got ~20% left for EPT Monte Carlo main event at 1.32~, can accept all major payments!  This is one of the softer EPTs due to tons of rich French and Italian locals

1% = €140
5% = €700
10% = €1400
20% = €2800

Any Qs/flames !

5% please Rupert.

I'd like to pay by Bank TX.

Cheers Tikay will PM you details.  3% gone via lil daves friend too.

Paid £577.65 by Bank TX.

Good luck all of us. Well, you, me, & Dave's mate.....

Yep I'll try and do a win!  All sold out now.

I guess most people think markups too high or I'm no good!

lol

dont forget my pm flushy :)

oooh that sounds loaded, go on I'll bite

think you just need to prove yourself in these tourneys first mate :D

Ha i did but finally have some time on my hands so will get onto it, perhaps from the beach this afternoon :)

just gets it so loadly

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Peaked at 230k on day 2 after winning AQ vs AK in a spot where I cold 4 bet/called but all players involved had suitable dynamic/looseness/reputation to stack AQ.  Then I ran a big bluff against Andrew Badecker when I raised KT pre, 2 callers him on the btn, Jxx I bet 9.5k into 21k he calls, 9s bringing backdoor fd I bet 18.6k he calls, river 2s I bet 54k he jams I obviously fold :( Then doubled up vs him w QQ vs AJ where he opened, CO 3 bet (same 3 of us again we were battling hard all day) I cold 4 and he 5b/calls it off.  Ended day 2 with 196600 which was above average.

Today I played 3 pots of note.  It's 1500/3000/400 I open to 7.5k bvb 100k effective I cover with ATo, BB is 32-40 years old I'd estimate and he makes it 18k.  He was chatting to me in one hand where he sort of suggested he understood basic 3b dynamics etc but irrespective I was pretty happy to jam even though IMO people don't rly 3 bet bvb that much as they mostly just peel.  He had AJ and I did not win.  So I was down to 75k very next hand CO is young good guy opens to 6.2k I make it 13.2k w Q5o he folds.  Next orbit he opens HJ to 6.2k I have AQo in the CO and 92k and make it 13.2k he asks me how much I have and then slides out 24k fml should probably fold since he looks ridiculously strong and I think the second 3 bet generally looks stronger but I was dressed like I was a bit of a windmiller so he could be at it occasionally or just get in a wider value range anyway like maybe he stacks 88/AJ there certainly 99 4b/calls I think so I stick it in and he has AK which was not a nice hand to see.

GG, I had a REALLY soft table on day 1 like 0 good players for most of the day and 5 out of 8 of them open limped most hands.  I got up to 77k really quickly then decided to try bluff a French guy so ended day 1 on 36k which was probably a mistake.  My day 2 table was absurdly tough Andrew Badecker, Pius Heinz, Isaac Baron, Barry Greenstein and Jonathan MONSTERDONG karlalaramrmamrammrambousoibks but I punished Barry when I smooth called AA and the table got better after a while.  Day 3 both my tables were really good shame I couldn't hang around longer :(

thanks for buying tikay ;)

Wow, I get my very own TR!

Enjoyed reading that Rupert, & I was very happy to get a slice of you.

THIS was a bonus, pure written gold......

".....the second 3 bet generally looks stronger but I was dressed like I was a bit of a windmiller so he could be at it occasionally....."

Curuious exactly what a "windmiller" is, but don't tell me, let my imagination work it out.

Found it, in the Urban Dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=windmiller

windmiller   
 to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.

As in.....

Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"

Umm, quite so. Well worth 1.32, just for that.

would buy again.