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Not quite but have realised its far cheaper believing in Father Christmas than actually being it this year......

Selling package for 4 live comps starting next week- will be only live comps i play between now and new year probably.
Have one of highest average buyins and ROIs online and have cashed for around $1,000,000 for tournaments ive sold on here, always paid out instantly etc etc
- pm if you want details of names and accounts

Comps are broken down into individual markups so you can see exactly what you are paying for

Friday 19th October GUKPT Luton £1070- markup 1.3
Saturday 10th November UKIPT Highroller £2150- markup 1.2 (if less than 40 runners reduced to 1.15, if less than 30 1.1)
Thursday 22nd November DTD St Kitts Main Event $3000= £1867@xe.com- markup 1.3
Friday 30th November GUKPT Grand Final £2625- markup 1.2

Total with markup= £9601.60

1%= £96.01
2%= £192.02
2.5%= £240.02
5%= £480.05
7.5%= £720.07
10%= £960.16

Selling 50%


Last year I had a forfeit with Jonathon Raab if i didnt cash in any of the package I had to eat the hottest curry he could find- this years forfeit will be if I dont cash in any of the comps then I have to write a detailed trip report for each and every one of them, with a specified minimum word count for each :)

Bank or stars to CrabMaki is fine

Any problems or thoughts on markups, possible field sizes strengths etc just say

2.5% please, will pay by Bank TX.

I am assuming the MINIMUM specified word count is 1,000 per event. The words have to be different, too.

 

2.5pc please.  TY

Just sent it on stars from rss777 but they are being annoying with me ATM so if it doesn't go thru I'll ship by bank.

Yep as expected they rejected it.  Sent via bank ref Scotty77 WCOOP.

Available as a ghost writer for 0.1% of total cashes in the four events

No cashes, I do it for free


Let me know

WTF?!

Pretty sure you've just tucked yourself up?

Ha just slightly- I actually like writing anyway, just not normally about poker tournaments :)

On reflection, Tighty writing stuff through Dubai's eyes would be quite something I think.

 

Bollocks to Tighty writing them - Dubai clearly needs some kind of manservant to accompany him to these poker tournaments...

Yes!

Jeeves, where are you?

This might just be the greatest.

PS - Sod off Tighty, we prefer Jeeves.

Are you going to be trying? No offence meant by that but I hear you get easily distracted :)

Available for Nandos. In Luton and Bristol.

Sorry, thats all I'm capable of adding to this thread. glglgl.

Jeeves, defend your man, please.

Missus has give me permission to borrow some money from the baby fund in order to stake Mr Shallow.

Dubai pays for xmas. 2% plz bruva.

2-5% plz
Can send by bank x

Glgl

2 pls

Thinking about it, Its prob still a decent punt even if you not trying - 2% please

5% please dave, will have my assistant, claypole send you the money. Ship any winnings back to him too, just because he's such a nice guy.

Not sure about that but yes I will be trying. If im travelling to Luton its defo not for a social lol

If anyone needs bank details pm me

Celtic il put you down as Shauns account manager and head trader of investments

Big D 2%

Back on line - to my Head of Investments, I'll ship to bank mate

Rude not to. 2.5% please.

2.5% please mate

Middy 15%

2% pls

2.5% pls

Moniez shipped to ya fella..

How much left?

Redfox has 2.5%

Think that's 49.5% sold so will say no more

I was gonna buy a piece for charitable purposes but looks like you've conned everyone already :)

You could just box my flights and room off. As a tax deductible charitable gift :)

Sigh- was going to say rest... Ruined my joke/action

Let Honeybadger have 1% to keep the rec happy

Final list of Elfs

Tikay 2.5%
Scotty 2.5% Paid
Millidonk 2% Paid
Leatherman 2.5% Paid
Amatay 2%
Tmar 2% PAID
JJandellis 2%
Claypole 5% PAID
Big D 2% PAID
Evil Pie 2.5%
Redarmi 2.5% Paid
Middy 15% PAID
Ripple 2% PAID
Eso Kral 2.5% Paid
Redfox 2.5%
Honeybadger 1% Paid

pm bank deets pls mate

Sent by bank transfer

Sent by bank xfer

Yeah updated list

Even booked a luton hotel, if make day 3 will stay at Claypoles and cut down on exes :)

Oh the shame, nearly last to pay!

Luckily, EvilPie is even slower.

£240.02 sent by Bank TX, you should have it by now.

Apols for the delay.

Sent glgl

More than happy to live with the shame of being last to pay.

Not sent.

add me tut list brudda! :D

Just waiting on jjandellis and we are good to go. Titanium has 2% as well................
If only leg 1 wasnt Luton!

In for if we need to reload the gun tomorrow.

Too many people involved, too little time to confirm with everyone and didnt know at start when sold etc- will just leave it to 1 probably as becomes complicated otherwise

Fair dos.

GL today Crab!!

Look forward to the TR but would prefer some ££ instead!!

glglglgl. If Xmas gets cancelled this year I will tell my daughter to blame Mr Shallow. No pressure.

Good luck Mr S.

Remember, scowly-wowly face, no interviews, win the lot. Please. 

No good, gonna freeroll everyone on another 1k at end of stake as didn't play great

Lay of a lifetime according to one wag......;)

Defo anything to avoid that trip report

I'm sure Jeeves will do one if you ask nicely.

I thought this was the trip report....longer than I have seen before.

Just seen this. Whilst I am happy for any freeroll, I really don't think you should do this. When we buy a share in someone we do so knowing that sometimes they are not going to play their best. It is all part of the EV equation. If you turned up drunk or with no sleep for 48 hours then fair enough. But otherwise it is just a different type of variance - sometimes you won't play your best, other times you will be absolutely on your A+ game and will play above yourself. It evens out.

If you really want to do something then let us buy a piece of you in a 1k event at 1.0. This is more than enough IMO, and even that is not necessary.

Nah - let the degen buy us in again... :)

....I'm obviously joking. I completely agree with Honeybadger, you owe non of us anything on here from a staking perspective; and I really can't believe you played that bad - mind you you did slope off :)

See you soon and don't be daft - I just wanted to use that word as I haven't for ages ad makes me feel old

only just seen this, great news that you're coming to the carribean!!!

Slight hiccup with the Highroller- was supposed to be going for the 700 today but apparently im currently banned from Galas, spoke to Bristol casino yesterday and they seem to think its out of their hands. Have someone working on it, but have a couple of possible alternatives lined up which i will suggest and people can choose to say yes or get their share of highroller sent back if dont play. The event id most like to swap it for I cant seem to find anyone else going, billy no mates!

If the alternative is roulette in a local bookie count me in.

Cliffs on reason for banning?

Tell u in person only lol- was years ago anyway and been overturned everywhere else including same company casinos that it was in, but apparently ive not been to a Gala since even tho its a different company than the original banning

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haha, incred. i was thinking:

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But scarface is too good.

 :D

Sigh was hoping for Danny Ocean pictures

No word from Bristol so no joy. Not sure what to do- not many tournaments around the same buyin, one possible was WPT Copenhagen but noone else appears to be going. Going to have a proper look and see if can find something suitable, anyone who wants their share for that specific tournament refunded just post. If anyone sees anything suitable just post, anything £2-3k I guess

Take a couple of decent shots online? Isn't there a FTP 1K re-entry you like?

GUKPT Grand Final
30th November Day 1 £2500+£125 @ the Vic?

Thats in the stake already u donut

Didnt really wanna cross over with online but will leave it as a possibility

;djinn;

he treats you like this and you are still prepared to chauffeur him all over the UK. Get some self respect :)

yeh flick it in online

Might not be a bad thing :)

Come to Prague Dave.....will be epic lol

Top up and play EPT main....I am in if everyone else is lets get out in style :)

See there is an 8 handed €2k PLO turbo in Prague .

Prague imo

Turn 30 early December unfortunately. So Prague a no go as family stuff planned

What about GPS Grand Final at Fox

Need one of them availabilty date things

Cant play fox thing as not available on 6th and 7th

Hope I look as young as you when I reach 30.

Ha

Am thinking the ftops 1ks might be the option. 1 is 2 entries and the other 1 entry. So nearly same total buyin as high roller, which makes it easier logistically. Objections let me know

in for ftops bink ta :)up

No objection here.

ok thats sorted then

Saw the trophy for Friday. Already has your name on it!