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I am looking to sell 50% for the DTD 300 (£336) in April and GPS Newcastle (£440) which is 20-24th March. I will be playing Day 1a of the DTD event online, I will not be grinding alongside the DTD event and thus will be solely concentrating on this event.

Hendon mob

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=77045

Opr

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/mondonewc/poker/statistics/7D305DA8FC184419904E034B187B9C58.html?t=8

I am selling at 1.289 which is higher than I've previously sold for but I believe it's a fair price for these events and I'll be playing regardless of how much sells.

10% = £100
5% = £50

I'm not sure if I'll be playing the Monte Carlo or not but if I do anyone who buys in this will have 1st refusal on that.

Payment by Bank or Stars (mondonewc) is fine.

Cheers, and flame away.

MC 10% PAID
GeordieNeil 10% PAID
Titty 15% PAID
Dan 5% PAID
Scotty 10% PAID
Ed 10% PAID

5% please Ray

actually make it 10%

Booked thx.

30% left.

Can you PM me bank details please, I'll send now to get it out the way, Cheers

I'll send to stars mondonewc yeah? avatar?

Sent you PM but stars is fine, yeah mondonewc no avatar.

Sent......when you bink send to bank please :) gl

15% biatch xx


ldo fking markup wat is this shit, who are you, why are you doing an auction, has anyone called the police?

LOL.

15% left.

5 please

Booked, 10 left.

Rest. TY.  Can u PM bank deets.

Booked, will send now, cheers.

Good Luck Ray...

Tyty.

Very best of luck Ray. First reserve please.

remind me banky info and i'll ship ze maneys over you're about to lose for me.

edit sure read thread, sure knew when the comps were. have shipped anyway. gl

Cheers Ed.

Sold Ed 10%, not selling anymore, cheers.

Will confirm itt when I know which day 1 I'm playing, probs 1a next Weds.

You are so funny titty LOLOL !!, In stitches every time I read one of your posts :D

glgl Mondatoo win it all plz

P.S - plz for the love of god, someone tell me what Ido means?! (not down with all these internet kidz these days :( .... )

In for GPS probably everyday I can be for cash action so hope to see you there, will pm closer to the date for a beer if you want.


Dreenie ldo= lol, durrr, obviously

"Lose on sunday mate?"
"LDO!"

looool - tytyty

It's "like, durrr, obviously" actually :)

does Durr always lose on Sunday then?

Tyty.

See you there.

ray, pretty sure the Wednesday 1a will be the softest, that's when our regular smaller buy in players (the nicest way i could put it) who have won live satelites are playing

Ye I've regd for tmoro, cheers.

GL Ray.

Win the friggin Lot!!!

you'd best fking win you tart.

Got 140k @ 800/1600, back on Saturday.

oioi. GL Monda!

nice work!

Nice one.......good luck Saturday

Some life. Nice to say hello, I was a bit all over the shop when you said hi but hopefully see you saturday.

Keep it up Ray :)

gl when we get back to it on Saturday, wp

Sweeet.

Btw I was just looking at coming up to play but realised I have a Christening on Sunday I have to go to.

Cheers everyone.

Hohoho

wpwp, gl for Saturday

Very best of luck Ray!

Ray had about 200 at first break.

Our hero is grinding a shortstack of 95k going what I guess will be 3k-6k a500 if Facebook updates to be believed.

52 remaining, 42 make the money.

GL Ray 'Morty' Norton.

  " The Mort " can grind the bubble  ........  Kill  it  Ray

Gowannnn Morty!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6WEatV1oEc

rofl prob rather he had a short stack


gowan mondy

sigh

good effort tho Ray.....near freeroll for all in nottingham at least

Busted 33rd for 670, pretty yoyo day.

Started really good, had a toughish seat with Jamie Dale on my direct left and George Clyde Smith (11th PCA) 2 to his left. Felt like I was in control of the table for the 2-3 hours I was there and chipped up to 200k. Then lost 50k to GCS in a really std spot were board runout was dirty.

Got moved table and with 50 odd remaining we should've bust, open KJss folds to bb who peels, flop As10s7 he just c/c and donks the 4 turn, I call, turn is an o/s 8, he checks, I should give up here but made a mistake and had a go and he calls with 87ss, obv it's all going in on the flop but once he c/c the flop we win the pot so often here plus get the lot if it's a spade, sigh.

Then got owned pretty hard by mulhulz (?) on here and lost half our stack leaving us with 10bbs, won a flip and soon after jammed 15bbs AJ into QQ and got there, nice life etc etc. Very next hand The Camel jams utg for 43k @ 3/6k, I kinda slowrolled him in the bb with A7os but eventually called, he had A9hh lol, flop A75, we didnt win.

We then got moved again 2 off the bubble, abs terrible time to come to a new table. On the bubble it folds round to sb, he limps, I have 25bbs and he has 35ish, I 3x A7os, he calls, flop 972ss, I cb he calls, turn is 2s, he checks and I decide to bet again, 1/3 pot, he snap jams, (early thoughts confirmed afterwards that he was a rec), it was one of those spots were it's so hard for him to have it but they just always do, I tanked for a while but let it go, he let me see one and it was the 5c, FMEL. He said he had As5c, but then we spoke a bit more and he said he had 52cc and never folds the hand because he has kids who are 5 and 2, he then swore down on his kids' lives that he was telling the truth, lolz live pokers.

Soon as the bubble burst we lose a flip, then getn better than 2/1 on the call in BB lose J8<<<AQ, after getting a couple of jams thru we ship 95k @ 5/10k with K9os utg +2 (eff +3 as joke nitty guy in hj had 2bbs), it's bottom of my Kx range but it's fine, folds to BB who's a nit, happy days, oh you have AA, nmind, door card was a king ball as well, definitely thought we were going to bink.

No idea what the score was with the payout structure but 580 min cash for a 440 event, when 1st prize is <25%, is pretty absurd imo. Whilst the structure was ok etc etc I couldn't justify travelling to play one.

Not a bad start though and we'll see what happens with the 300.

Great effort monda

i never watch this watched it on you tube last night not a bad film

good effort Morty Norton

I'm just a showdown monkey once I've underrepped my hand preflop. Some kid called pleno1 told me that if we have no buttons beginning with f then we're allowed to be stubborn. ^^

you played super good though. I was wondering about the A7o call but then thought 'if anyone on this table knows SS call offs it's monda' :)

It was a bad spot for me to barrel when we had dynamic from you donking the previous pot we played.

The A7 hand, I thought it was really close which was why I took a while, had a look at the maths yday and we need The Camel to be jamming 34.7% for it to be a call:

22+, A2+, K5+, K2s+, QT+, Q8s+, J9s

I think he won't be jamming some of the Kx but is jamming the rest as well as including some other hands so he's definitely around the 35-40% mark, minimum, imo, I think mathematically it's a call but maybe in this comp we could fold, meh spot.

My ranges are tighter live than online since we have a much bigger edge live ofc. The hand I said I normally never fold, I folded Q2ss when you showed AK in the BB, I'd definitely shipped it online,  and online this A7 is a snap vs anyone with a clue. My bustout hand is pretty close as well, obv we're never folding KJ though and would expect most would jam K10 so again marginal/fine.

The time I jammed two rounds previously I had 87s although that was OTB.

I had total junk for 16 hands, and really couldn't afford to let the blinds go through me again.

Think I would jammed if I saw a king first card.

Also any two suited connectors, any pair, basically anything.

Think it was a pretty easy call with A7

If you jam any King then yeah it's a snap, I didn't think you were though. would much rather jam atc from the button than K2 utg and you folded button twice <10bbs if I remember correctly so didn't expect you to be jamming that wide.

Geezer on my immediate left had about a million bbs and he had called asmall allin with some random crap before you sat at the table.

I'd rather take my chances against someone who might fold pre.

yah he didn't like folding at all -- pretty sure he would have called your SB shove with close to 100%. Think it might have been a good spot for you to limp stab sb v bb as he wasn't very raisy, just very cally.

Have shipped monies from GPS now, just to have it sorted it out.

MC 10% I owe you, you owe me, I owe you some more, will PM :P
GeordieNeil 10% £67 PAID £s stars.
Titty 15% $151.80 PAID
Dan 5% $50.60 PAID
Scotty 10% bank or stars ?
Ed 10% £67.00 PAID

rcv'd thanks

gl at DTD

he's gonna work in mcdonalds............ weeeee cant wait


DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?

Whats on the 99p menu?

HOW MUCH IS IT?


Will be poker trip of the year ainec

one of the few trips i'm rolled for.

maccyds breakfast, then hang around and get a lunch meal.


I will require someone to help translate the local dialect as I don't speak foreign.


although i'm a bit worried he'll be a combination of underqualified/overqualified and just not get the job rofl

Absolutely golden.

38.8k @ 200/400/50

4b jam btn v sb AQ @ 400/800, called by A10, 60bbs pot, 86363.

got 54k @ 5/1000/100

FFS

Same villain as the AQ v A10 hand, peels my hj open in co off 22bbs, flop Q106 I b/c with K10, he has A10, turn a 9 but we obv don't run as good as him idfgnjsdoifhpoasjdfpasodjgpasdjgp.

Got 29k.

Gifted a double.

Open hj 20bbs 1010, blinds call, flop 953ss, I cb 4k into 9, bb calls, turn is a 7 I bet 7400 into 17000 with 10700 back, he jams I call, he has 63cc, we hold.

52k @ 6/1200/200

Fyp

66.7k @ 1/2k/300

5 mins of this level left then three more levels, LEGGGOOOOOOO!

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

145k pot @ 1200/2400 shorty jams KQhh, we rejam AsK, 10d10h calls, 863sss flop and we don't bink for a stack :(

Thanks for the staking, sigh at not binking there and having a nice stack to chip up in last couple of levels for Day 2.

Ul Mond, good effort.

Playing the Monte Carlo 1c this Friday.

Team

MC 10% PAID
Titty 10%
Dan 10% PAID
Scotty 5% PAID
Ed 5% PAID
RedArmi 10% PAID
Leatherman 10%

Cheers.

Sent pm

Sent Moniez today pal gl and see ya friday.

Got it thanks.

Considering whether I should send now :p


maybbeeee if you're lucky.

sigh i've only gone and sent.

Gl today met

Monda came 15th for £5500. He was abs gutted after busting when he opened pre with AK and a guy decided to cold-call Trigg's subsequent 3b and then Monda's 4-bet jam with 66 which was, shall we say, speculative.

Ray didn't want to take the cash on the train on his way home so gave it to me, but I ended up taking that and my own winnings (yes, ridic thin brag) as a cheque.

I hope this doesn't inconvenience anyone too much but if you want pounds sterling you'll have to wait until the cheque clears. I can however ship PokerStars $$ or, if you are so inclined, Party Poker $$ as well.

UL Monda

Not a problem at all.

Fantastic effort Monda and gutted for you that it wasn't more - it would have been highly deserved.

Awesome effort Monda unlucky with exit hand...

Excellent work Monda.  Such an unreal exit hand....

Anyway happy for the cheque to clear.  Thanks again.

Was abs ridic :(

Will do a post soon and sort money asap, sorry all that we didn't get the lot.

Sent you a PM separately but just wanted to add on the forum what a good guy you are to buy a piece of.  You always deal with everything in a professional manner and sort out transfers etc in good time as well as being good value.  Would have been great to see you win it but congrats on a decent cash.

Well played Monda.

they're all bastards.



confirmed, cheque is real, saw it with my own eyes.

just ship whenever it's sorted ty.

ul Ray, such a sigh exit.

Will PM James and sort stars $$

Tried my best for you mate <3

So we cashed for 5500

MC 10% PAID
Titty 10% £550
Dan 10% PAID BY MC
Scotty 5% £275
Ed 5% £275
RedArmi 10% PAID BY MC
Leatherman 10% £550

The bustout hand was beyond ridic.

Cameback short on day 3, got a few jams through, then made a very std jam with J10ss and Trigg makes the call in bb with A7ss, door card was a J and we are back in the game.

Our hero then opens ep and we jam 22bbs with AKcc, he tanks for ages and I'm willing him to call as I was certain he had A10-AQ as he was saying he put me on a pair to convince himself to call, sadly he folds, sighhhhhhhhhhh. He says he had AJ and is fishing for info, I don't respond which puts him on tilt as he's now certain he had the best hand and has made a bad fold, [  ] good read. At this point I was certain if we got into another spot that he was going to spew vs me.

Bustout hand, I open +2 AKss playing 450k @ 10/20k, folds to Trigg in the sb who makes it 85k with chunks, bb decides to peel off around 650ish, I jam after a small dwell, Trigg folds, he now tanks and looks like he's going to fold, then pulls his cards back and announces "ok I'll give you a spin", with 66, just abs rofl punting, he loses and he has a bowl, my range here obv has him abs crushed, huge huge sighhhh. (door card was the 6 if you missed it on updates, FMFL)

Overall we ran good to survive a few times but as always so disappointing to have these deep runs and have it ending without winning the world, thanks for the staking, James thinks the cheque will probably clear Thurs and will send to me and I'll sort it out straight away.

what a fking slut.


unlucky monda.

Sent monies, cheers.

Received Ray, thx.

Received thank you :)