blonde poker forum

got told today about the billion hand promo on stars this week for SNGs and would like too participate if anyone would like too take a punt

my plan is too play 10 x7$ 45 man NLHE SNGs 10x $7 18 man PLO8 SNGs and 10x $2.50 180 man NLHE sngs for a total stake required is $165
it will be on a 80/20 spit in backers favour after stakeback
reason i require staking for these is i am totally brassic after years away from regular poker and blackjack due too ill health
i have withdrawn all my poker funds too help with everyday costs such as lap dances and diesel  for my nights out
as poker used too pay for all these and no poker income i have used up my savings too maintain my lifestyle

i was going too wait till pay day in august too deposit and get back into the game but i have been informed these games are worth a bash
but unfortunately i didnt know about it untill after i took 2 trips too see some special ladies in aberdeen this month

i can GTD that atleast some of any winnings i may receive will be well spent

my poker playing career is one of a hobby player who has traveled the UK for fun and took regular trips too DTD when it first opened but mainly too see
the girls next door

online i won a $15 freeroll for about $6 which i turned into 100$ and than then moved over too a big nework site turning it into 4K before basiccally thinking i was better than i was
and blowing most of it i then went back too basics became supernova on stars during a promo playing limit 08 cash and won the supernova freeroll for 12.1k and several 4 figure
cashes in 3-5$ rebuys taking my profit in that 12 month period when i was playing regular too over 25k from Mtts alone and nearly the same from o8 cash

the guy i used too drive too aberdeen too the casino 2-3 times a week has funded me tilt account for some small beer MTTs and would of likely helped me out on this promo but
is offshore this week

so the offer is out too any blonde that wants too take a punt on a rusty hobby player over a space of 30 sngs
1% is 1.65$
10% is 16.5$

i will start playing if and as soon as this sells out

my stars screen name is ironside i am in scotland and i have no avatar

Yo Iron.

I'll take 10% please, & I hope you bink a few bob, you deserve it.

Can't do 'Stars (unless someone can do it for me & I pay them by Bank TX) so will Bank TX do?

If you struggle to sell out, (unlikely) I will take the rest, all of it.

What is the billion hand promo?

In for 10% will send later tonight (poss tomorrow morning).

thanks tikay bank transfer should be Ok if no one is able too do a stars transfer

G2L they randomally select a SNG and give between 2 and 10x the prize money for it
no way of knowing whcih ones they are going too select untill it starts
they say they are going too add over $1M
and all the fish like me are coming out of the water

thanks mate

http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/promotions/100-billion-celebration/golden/

OK, send me Bank Deets please. I wont send until I know how much I have been landed with.......

I MAY be able to get Mondy or Simon Galloway to send the money via 'Stars for me.

20% please, will send now demonic16- I can send money for TK if worst comes to worse, my bank are a pain atm, but it can always be sorted shortly.

thanks rfgqqabc
your blonde name sounds like one of my typos
40% gone 60% left

oh i forgot too mention in my OP these sngs are all turbos if you want too back out let me know

I will have 10 _ shipped from kidzxc

thanks 50% left

10%  please sir, sent from 177272  on stars.


Steve

cheers

40% left

20% gone on PM by c4ught  thanks

20% left

10% please Iron.

thank you tom

10% left

for those of you unsure on investing or not
here is a pic of me somewhere in the crowd
and i will make sure i get a better photo in the next cpl of weekends for you

i am sure you will recongise ( i give up even spell check wont help with that word) me from the photo anyway

Is that you in the fishnet stockings?

think i am more under them than in them

i'll have the last 10% Iron

Shipped via Stars. GL us  :P

perfect thanks eck

team is

tikay 10%
camel 10%
rfgqqabc 20%
jezza 10%
steve swift 10%
c4ught 20%
reddog 10%
eck 10%


if you wouldnt mind shipping too Ironside on stars if you havent already i will get these games underway either later tonight (after a break) or tomorrow

lets hope i can hit a bonus table and have a one time AGAIN

ok i have recieved from everyone apart from tikay and camel who are both doing it later

so once again thanks

sent gl iron

Thanks

GL Ironside

Morning Iron.

It was slightly awkward to do a Bank TX to you, but dead easy to do one to mondatoo, so I have sent HIM the cash (£10.55) & asked him to ship the $$$$$'s to you on 'Stars.

Please assume he will send it, & if he does not, I remain liable for it.

Good luck with it. Don't know about the other investors, but for me, personally, I don't want to see pages & pages of 'Stars hand histories, they make my eyes bleed & hold no interest to me at all. Just say "we did our bollox/got the lot/had a great time/could not beat the idiot fish who ruin poker for us great players" or whatever. 

ENJOY!

If anyone else wants a bit of this, am happy to sell some of mine. I will appoint Matt Russell to be my negotiator as to what rate I charge.......

Hand histories will be kept off this thread

Top man!

I prefer next

ok people i will start after my dinner tonight i will take a break too go sing a few songs and will play a cpl of games later on

i can only play 4 tables at a time i my current set up hoping too play 10-12 tonight and tomorrow night and the 6-10 over the weekend

all depending on how long they take too fill (shouldnt be too long with the promo on) and how long i take too win the all (positive thinking)

ok the PLO8 is taking a while too fill the NLHE even the 180s are filling in minutes

sat in 2 180s and a 45 just now waiting for the PLO8 too fill

got an early dbl in one of the 180

but i need help my cards are hiding my chips so i cant see how many i have left during a hand

sorted had too change table theme and use hide avatars rather than table theme no images

Gl iron & team.

Had you down as man from c&a

fml enough said 3 hands on 3 table at same time all in pre and lost all 3 dispite domintaing in 2 of them

prefer too let women do my shopping for me

fyp

wish that was what 'under it' meant in poker rofl.

that would be so wrong the 3 of them are sisters

FYP

ok we have a sweat on 5/10 in a 45 man comp

need too finish 4th to cover buy ins for today but i am planning a win

edit FT 5/9

FML no hands no spots on FT yet but in the cash 7/7

yuck came 7th for $10.11

so far played 3x 180 3x 45 and 1x plo8 for a total cost of $35.5 and return of $10.11

got lucky in some spots and got unlucky in others

going too take a break till i get some singing done when i will play 4-5 more games

ya I mean as long as they aren't my sisters!

well i suppose they werent my sisters either but it seems so wrong

my inspiration for tonight amy in the foreground and katie on the right katie is off on tour with RAF too Afghanistan next month

karaoke was good tonight as the host was losing her voice told me too put up loads of songs as everyone else was too shy too sing must have sang

6 songs before katie and amy dragged me too the club came home early though as katie is working first thing and needed a lift home

right i promised tikay no hand histories

so just click on links if you want too see these back too back hands

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/3630098_29C92FCFE1
then justice
http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/3630104_363EAA0BB0

made a FT of a 45 man but in stack trouble after losing a flip when 5/12 for the chip lead


edit just lost a flip with 77 < kq when he call my shove for 9th

ITM in a 180 4/27 last hand of bubble i open shoved btn called under called by SB with KQ and called by big stack on BB with KJ and swerved both knocking SB out on bubble

11th for 3.89 in the 180 when i shove btn with k6 bb called q8 and i didnt hold

last 45 man left just got crippled with 88 < a5 but gone from 500 too 2k now 15/18

got one more PLO8 open tonight but they dont seem popular might try and see if i can get the Nlo8 7$ turbos too open any faster tomorrow

edit 4/17 in the 46 man now

2nd edit 2/15 10.5k

Ft though lost 30% of my stack shoving A9 on button

5/8 and bubble

so fr today i have played 5x 45 2x plo and 4x 180 for total stack of 59$ return before this 45 man is 14$ so  down 45$ but i am 1/7 at break

we have 23k 2/7 has 11k

1/4 43 and 70% of chips roughly

heads up with 6-1 chip lead

we have booked a win for 89.58$

thats a profit for the day

still no golden games though

wow just looking through the HH in had 50 i got crippled started next hand in SB with 649 and blinds at 150/300

and i won the whole thing on hand 93

this turbos are pure god damm mental i love them lol

Well done Mr Iron!

Hope you are enjoying it.

i am assume i had too many updates last night but i found talking too myself on the thread therapeutic
as no one was up on facebook too chat too
will try and keep updates down during my early games tonight i will just let you know if i make a FT
incase anyone wants too come anti-rail me

going too try and get some O8 running but if they dont run anyone object if i swap some for the NLHE

No objections from me for the O8 swap Iron.

Think you can reasonably assume the others wont object, either.

I could not sweat the thread last night due to time difference, I was either out playing poker, or in bed, sorry.

Keep it going man.

its ok wasnt expecting a sweat i was only making the posts to keep my mind active
so no worries about not sweating it

Play as you see fit, btw I watched a bit of your early session.  What time you playing approx., will pop in :)

Steve

ok so far i have spent $59 on buy ins and had a return of  103.58

just started my early session now steve hoping too get a o8 game going as i feel i have a bigger edge there but just doesnt seem too get going
so likely just move onto the NLHE if they dont open soon

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh just made such a discplined fold on the river for the guy too tilt me by showing me a worse 2 pair hand

dont worry not going too tilt yet lol

Top work!

omg just went from 5 bigs too 2/59 with some horrendous outdraws in 3 back to back hands

managed too get some o8 games going first one i played like a donk
2nd one was 1/7 utill i tried to repp my oppos hand guess

he didnt believe me back too 2/6 now

and in the plo8 tried too bluff the bare ace on a all heart flop guy called my flop turn and river bets with his set so 5/8

ok bubble  time in the NL08 and i just got crippled and dbled up a shorty

closing in on bubble in the 180 man out everything else

ok 34th in the 180 had a good stack but called a shove with AK and lost the flip

and made 4th in the nlo8 for min cash busted when my AK35 < k689

return off 11.61 outlay 28.5 gonna take a tv break

running total spend 87.5  total return 115.19

ok evening session is underway

i have managed too get some o8 going earlier and a cpl more now

normally i would suggest i have an edge in these games

where in NLHE i am about average player but so far either played like i am a donk thinking i am too good for these guys

along with a little uphill running

after this batch of 4 games i will have played 7 of each game i might play some more if i get knocked out early through a beat or cold deck
but not if i get knocked out through playing like a nutter

ok that money would of been much better spent at a strip club closest i came was 10th in a 45 manner and i added 2 180s too the mix as i felt i was play ok just getting shafted

so 1 180 3 45man and 3 o8 left too play

and we are no longer in profit

feck it i am wide awake going too play a few more tonight as i am now going too inverness on saturday with some hot ladies
and hitting the beach bar tomorrow night and possibly going karaoking on sunday

ok bad idea

AA<JJ KK<A8 on 2 different tables in a matter of seconds from each other anlong with 55< A4 on a 223 flop when he runnered a flush on a 3rd table

1/8 in one of the last 3 sng on the stake bubble time and no golden tickets

4/4

edit that make it 1/4

1/3 with 60% of chips

A9<q3 too be heads up with 10-1 chip lead noiw heads up with 2-1 lead

we have a winner winner chicken dinner

meaning a profit on the stake which is now over

account at start was 0$ but monatoo sent me 101.20 for my part in his stake refund and i now have $305.97 in account
so means $204.77 too be shipped back too stakees tomorrow a profit of $39.77

not going too a cut as i was only playing too try and get a golden table thanks for the chance guys

10% is now $20.47 and 20% is $40.95 well you wouldnt get that interest rate in a bank and i wouldnt have had so much fun and tears

oh and just too make everything in clear i played 10x 180 13x 45 and 7xo8
i won 2x45 with one min cash and made a min cash in an O8 and a 180

i think that was all the cashes if it wasnt for the 2 luckbox wins you would all be looking for some left overs from the soup kitchen

Well done Iron.

You've maintained my 100% win record for staking.

Good job sir, it might only be a bit but would prefer you to take your cuts, seems only fair.

Steve

Well done Iron.

Send my returns via Bank Transfer please, but I INSIST you take your cut, please.

Excellent Updateage, I know the sums are trivial, but when I do staking, I really DO want to know where & how the money was spent.

Thanks Iron.

can i send it when i send for my share of your wsop on friday or saturday of next week please if you dont mind?

Yes, of course.

ok funds shipped too everyone bar tikay red dog and jezza for some reason they wouldnt let me ship too jezza and red dog will try again after dinner

thanks everyone for the stake and the fun

ok jezza's money should be shipped now red dog it says i cant ship too you

Add it to mine when you pay me next week or whenever, & I'll pay Tom for you. How much is Tom due?

$20.47 same as you

can you PM me your ban detaills and i will sort it all out then

oh before i forget whats the going rate in £s for my 1% of your main?

I will send them later today, I'm Blogging at the mo.

For the Main, call it £65 please.

will thanks tony

according too stars cash out yours and toms share is just over 13.63 each so will send £92.30 at weekend
once i get paid

got it - thanks Iron