blonde poker forum

As I worked out guessed the Reiki thing, in line with tradition I'll start another.

I have a drink on my desk - what is it?

Yes/No

would it be considered 'normal' to add milk to the drink?

Chartreuse

Does it give you wings?

Is it a pan-galactic gargle-blaster?

Four, no, FIVE fingers of moonshine?

Hang about. Your profile says Wakefield, so I'm thinking bitter in an ale mug.

#PlayThePercentages

NO

No

[2]

No

[3]

Eh? no

[4]

No

[5]

No

[6]

Extra strength Ovaltine?

Berocca?

No - and there are no egg-yolks in it either

[7]

no

[8]

Is it alcoholic?

If I asked for it in a pub would they have it in stock? (take a rough idea from your local or whatever)

If I asked for it in a pub up North would people describe me as a "tart"?

[9] Yes

[10] No

[11] I would guess at No

Crabbies ginger beer?

[12] no

Fruit based?

Is it a flaming homer?

Snowball

[13] I don't know

Take my inability to answer yes/no as a clue

[14] No

[15] No

Cointreau?

Lol not sure that counts, unless you know where you can buy Krusty brand cough syrup.


Brown and Mild?

[16] No

[17] no

Eggnog.

(18) YES

Is it orange?

[18] lol - no

[19] no

Advocaat?

Does it have any bubbles?

Toffoc

would you normally drink it in a measure smaller than a half pint?

I'm pretty sure it's Pernod btw

Is it still there?

Are you still there after drinking it?

Port?

Whatever it was it seems to have knocked him out.

[20] no

[21] no

[22] no

[23] yes

[24] no

[25] yes

[26] no

[27] no

Whiskey

Brandy

[28] no - and it's not Whisky either  ;)

[29] no

Poitín?

Is it a wine

Is it buckfast

[30] no

Is it polonium?

[31] no

[32] no

Is the alcohol percentage greater than 20%

[33] lol - no

Damn.

[34] - yes

welcome Daniel  :)

Anise

is it of European heritage

Is it home-made?

Absinthe?

Is it a mixed drink?  (Combination of 2 or more liquids).

If No
Is the name a Brand?

If Yes
does it have more then 2 ingredients?

Zaphod Beeblebrox's favourite tipple in The Hitch-hiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

[35] no

[36] yes

Please revise this question. Both a yes and no answer could be misleading.

[37] no

[38] no (not a mixed drink)

[39] no (not a brand)

When do I win?

50? 100?

Can you buy it in its current state?

Ouzo

[40] yes

[41] no

Is it a British drink (originally)?

Is it a bit too warm to drink now?

Made from rice?

FFS

[42] no

[43] no

[44] no

[ ] That was a serious question

::)

Does it originate from a Mediterranean country?

Amaretto.

Sake

Jägerbombs

FYP

[44] yes

[45] no

[46] no

[47] no

Curaçao

Some right weird pubs people drink in ITT apparently.

Sangria

Regards

M

Is it raki?

Arak?

[48] no

[49] no

[50] no

Do I win?

Shot in the dark guesses are not going to get this.

Rua Vieja?

Not sure if it's been said, so will throw Tequila out there.

Yeah, Mediterranean.

Still can't quite believe you're American.

[51] no

[52] no

Is there a good chance we'd have heard of it before?

[53] no

 :kiss:

I'll pop back at the end of the month to see how this is getting on.

Very tempted to abuse mod powers and make thread disappear.

your own piss?

I offered to reveal at 50.

Pretty confident we could get to 100+

[54] no

lol @ alcohol content being > 20%

Limoncello?

[55] no

Is it the same drink you were discussing at the start?

Hemlock?

[56] Yes

[57] no

Do you want some? or me to have some?

I was thinking of having some, but I can't before I find out what you're drinking.

You are keeping me alive.

99 Berries
Afinată (bilberry)
Chambord (raspberry)
Crème de cassis (blackcurrant)
FAIR. Goji Liqueur
Guavaberry (guavaberry)
Hideous (potato neutral spirit, with added natural flavors derived from berries grown in the state of Washington [including raspberries and other berries] and citrus fruits)
Lakka (cloudberry)
Lillehammer (lingonberry)
Żurawinówka (cranberry)
Wiśniówka (cherry)
Murtado (Ugni molinae berries)
Polar Cranberry
Prunelle (sloe berry)
Razzmatazz (raspberry)
Sloe gin (sloe)
VeeV (açaí)
Vișinată (sour cherry)
Whidbeys (loganberry)
XUXU (strawberry)
Allen's Coffee Brandy
Arakú
Aruba Arehucas
Bahia Coffee Liqueur
Bols Coffee Liqueur
Café Aztec
Café Britt Coffee Liqueur
Café Oriental
Café Marakesh
Café Rica
Caffè Borghetti
Coloma
Copa De Oro
Duchalet Café Liqueur
Dwersteg's Organic Coffee Liqueur
The Evil Monk[1]
FAIR. Café Liqueur
Galliano Ristretto
illy Espresso Liqueur
Jamaica Blue Mountain Mist from J. Wray & Nephew
Kahlúa
Kaloré
Kamora
Kapali
Keuck Türkisch Mokka
Kona Gold
Kosaken Kaffee
De Kuyper Crème de Café
Lauterer Luft
Leroux Coffee-Flavored Brandy.
Mokatika
Mr. Boston Coffee-Flavored Brandy.
Onyx Liqueur
Patron XO CAFE
Sabra
Sabroso
Sheridan's
Starbucks Coffee Liqueur
Tia Maria
Toussaint Coffee Liqueur
Vibe Robusta Coffee Liqueur
Vok Coffee Liqueur
Walders Scotch and Coffee Creamy Liqueur
Advocaat
Amarula (sugar, cream, and the fruit of the African marula tree)
Baileys Irish Cream
Baja Rosa
Cape Velvet
Carolans
Creme de la Creme Maple Cream Liqueur
Cruzan Rum Cream
Dooley's
Drumgray Highland Cream Liqueur
Dulce de Leche Liqueur (Caribbean rum, caramel and cream)
Dwersteg's Organic Coffee Cream Liqueur
Emmets Classic Cream: Irelands Cream Liqueur
Hare Turkish Coffee Cream Liqueur
Heather Cream (A Scottish Cream Liqueur)
Kēkē Beach Key Lime Cream Liqueur
McCormick's Irish Cream
Merlyn Cream Liqueur
Mozart Gold Chocolate Cream
Mozart White Chocolate Cream
O'Leary's Irish Cream
Ponche Caribe
Ponche crema
Ponche Diva
Ponche Kuba
Rompope
Sangster's
Saint Brendan's Irish Cream Liqueur
Starbucks Cream Liqueur
Tequila Rose
Vana Tallinn Cream
Vermeer Dutch Chocolate Cream Liqueur
VOODOO classique cream liqueur
Voyant Chai Cream (a chai-flavoured liqueur containing oak-aged rum, cream, black tea, vanilla, and spices)
Walders Scotch and Coffee Creamy Liqueur
Walders Vodka and Vanilla Creamy Liqueur
Wray & Nephew Rum Cream
Crème de banane
Crème de cacao
Crème de cassis
Crème de Cerise
Crema di Fragole
Crème de menthe
Crème de mûre
Crème de Noyaux
Crème de Rose
Creme de violette
Parfait d'Amour
Bulgarian rose liqueur—from the Valley of the Roses
Crème de Rose (rose)
Crème de violette (violet)
Crème Yvette (violet, vanilla)
Fior d'Alpi (alpine flowers, herbs)
Hpnotiq Harmonie (violet, lavender, berries)
Lavender Liqueur (lavender)
Liqueur de Rose (rose)
Meikueilu Chiew (Mey Kwei Loo Liqueur) (rose)
My Rose (rose, with a whole rose in the bottle) (Christian di Marco My Rose Liqueur)
Rosolio (rose)
St-Germain (elderflower)
Shan Hibiscus (hibiscus, coconut)
Shan Lotus (lotus, passion fruit)
Shan Rose (rose, lychee)
Xaica (Hibiscus)
Amabilli (banana)
Amarula African liqueur (marula fruit)
Aurum (rum, tea, and tangerines)
Bajtra—Maltese liqueur (prickly pear)
Cherry Heering (cherry)
Cosa Gialla (citrus fruits)[citation needed]
Cointreau (orange)
Combier (orange)
Cuarenta Y Tres/Licor 43 (citrus, vanilla)
Curaçao (bitter orange)
Damson gin (Damson)
DeKuyper Pomegranate (pomegranate)
Destinee (tropical fruit)
Dwersteg's Organic Orange Liqueur
Espiritu del Ecuador (20 Ecuadoran fruits, including peach, chocolate, cherry, and almond)
Ginjinha (cherry)
Grand Marnier (orange)
Grapèro (pink grapefruit)
Guignolet (wild cherry)
Hare Vişne (sour cherry)
Hideous (potato neutral spirit, with added natural flavors derived from berries grown in the state of Washington [including raspberries and other berries] and citrus fruits)
Hpnotiq (tropical fruit)
KeKe Beach (lime cream)
Kirsch (morello cheries including the stones)
Kruškovac (pear)
Kwai Feh (lychee)
Lichido (vodka, cognac, lychee and guava essences, and white peach juice)
Jabuticaba liqueur
Limoncello (lemon liqueur)
Ly Shan (lychee)
Mandarine Napoleon (mandarin)
Manzana verde (green apple)
Maraschino (cherry)
Medronho (strawberry tree/arbutus)
Midori (melon)
99 bananas (99-proof banana-flavored schnapps)
Noyau de Poissy (apricot)
NUVO (fruit nectars and sparkling chardonnay and pinot noir wines)
PAMA (pomegranate)
Passoã (passion fruit; also comes in mango, pineapple, and coconut flavors)
Pisang Ambon (banana)
Pucker (apple)
Slivovitz (plum)
Rhythm
TY KU (yuzu, honeydew, mangosteen, ginseng, green tea, goji berry)
Triple sec (orange)
Umeshu
X-Rated Fusion Liqueur (blood orange, mango and passion fruit)
Van der Hum (tangerines, herbs, spices, seeds and barks)
Vok Banana Liqueur
Vok Melon Liqueur
Advocaat (egg yolks and vanilla)
After Shock (several varieties, the most popular of which is cinnamon)
Agnes (orange peels, apples, vanilla and caraway seeds)
Armada (spices and fruit)
Aurum (rum, tea, and tangerines)
Baczewski
Bärenfang (honey) One export version is named Bärenjäger
Bloody Oath (vodka, herbs and spices)
Campari (bitter and aromatic herbs, plants, and fruit)
Cynar (artichoke and other herbs and plants)
Damiana (herb of the same name)
Gabriel (cinnamon, apple, black pepper and peppermint)
Génépi (alpine flower of the same name)
Izarra (numerous herbs and other flavorings)
Jumbie (rum liqueur)
Licor de oro (whey, saffron and lemon peel)
Kajmir (vanilla, brandy, and vodka)
Kännu Kukk
Mesi (honey)
Liqueurs de Sodabi - NeHo Likors (Distilled then flavoured palm-wine. Flavours include banana, cinnamon, pineapple, passion fruit Made by NeHo Likors in Togo)
Patxaran (sloe berries, coffee beans, and vanilla pod)
Pimento (not the peppers stuffed into olives, but Allspice. Made in Jamaica by Wray and Nephews)
Qi (lapsang souchong tea, fruits, spices, and Chardonnay brandy)
Qi White (orange, ginger, clove, other herbs and spices, and white tea)
Rumpleminze (peppermint)
Salmiakki Koskenkorva (Salmiakkikossu, salmari) (salmiakki—Originally Turkish Pepper salty licorice)
Sève Fournier—Champagne cognac, cocoa sap, vanilla, iris, and plant extracts
Southern Comfort (neutral grain spirits with whiskey, peach, orange and spice flavorings)
Tsipouro
Tuaca (brandy, vanilla, and citrus)
TY KU (Asian spirit base (sake and soju), with yuzu, honeydew, mangosteen, green tea, wolfberry, and ginseng)
Vana Tallinn (rum, citrus oil, vanilla, cinnamon, and other spices)
Vov (egg yolk, sugar and marsala wine)
Voyant Chai Cream (a chai-flavoured liqueur containing oak-aged rum, cream, black tea, vanilla, and spices)
Y Chilli (cinnamon, chili peppers, and other ingredients)
Palm wine (coconut wine)
Atholl Brose (Scotch whisky, Benromach single malt spirit, honey, secret spice recipe, from Gordon & Macphail)
Bruadar (Scotch whisky, honey, sloe)
Cock o' the North (single malt, blaeberry)
Drambuie (Scotch, heather honey, herbs, and spices)
Eblana (Irish whiskey, coffee, honey, almond, peanut)
Famous Grouse liqueur (Scotch, bourbon, citrus, spices)
Fireball Cinnamon Whisky (Canadian whisky, cinnamon, spices)
Forty Creek Premium Cream Liqueur (Canadian whisky, vanilla, chocolate, caramel)
Glayva (Scotch, Seville oranges, herbs, and honey)
Glenfiddich Malt liqueur (Scotch, citrus, pear, brown sugar)
Glenturret Malt liqueur (Glenturret single malt, honey, spices)
Heaven Hill Evan Williams cherry, honey and apple orchard variations
Irish Mist (aged Irish whiskey, heather and clover honey, aromatic herbs, and other spirits)
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey
Jim Beam Honey (Jim Beam bourbon, honey)
Jim Beam Red Stag (Jim Beam bourbon with other flavorings – variations include black cherry, honey tea, and cinnamon spiced)
Jeremiah Weed (Bourbon whiskey, orange, vanilla)
Lochan Ora (Chivas, honey, herbs and spices)
Murray Scottish Highland Liqueur (Scotch, honey, sloe)
Old Pulteney liqueur (Old Pulteney single malt, prune, spices)
Orangerie (Scotch, oranges, spices)
Rock and Rye (American rye whiskey, citrus, rock candy)
Sortilège Maple Whiskey Liqueur (Canadian whisky, maple syrup)
Stag's Breath (Speyside malts and fermented comb honey)
Wallace Liqueur (Deanston single malt, Scottish berries, French herbs)
Wild Turkey American Honey (Wild Turkey (bourbon), honey, spices)
Yukon Jack (Canadian whisky, honey)
Amaretto (almonds, or the almond-like kernels from apricots, peaches, cherries, or similar stone fruits)
Bellota (acorns)
Disaronno (almonds)
Dumante (pistachio)
Dwersteg's Organic Amaretto Liqueur (organic liqueur with distillate from almond kernels)
Frangelico (hazelnuts and herbs)
Kahana Royale (macadamia nut)
Nocello (walnut and hazelnut)
Nocino (unripe green walnuts)
Castries Peanut Rum Creme (peanut)
Peanut Lolita (peanut)
Ratafia (brandy flavored with almonds, fruit, or fruit kernels—also a flavored biscuit)

Is it one of these?

Frappuccino

You do realise he can simply answer "Yes" to the entire list if he sees his on it?!  FFS - Where's Tighty and Boshi?  We might need their ban stick shortly.

[58-310] no

[311] no

Irish coffee

[312] no

Thats wikipedias list of liqueurs though! Stick a fork in me :(

 ;surrender;

Yeah, cos they've been stroking your ego with random guesses instead of trying to work it out with logical questions.

I did say that random guesses wouldn't get it.

are we there yet Dad ?

Does it originate in Germany

[313] no

Northern Europe

Was it alcoholic when it was made, or has it just gone off?

It’s something you’ve mixed, right?

A combination of one or more branded alcohol drinks and possibly some non-alcohol also.

Yes?

Objection! Leading the witness!

[314] no

[315] yes - alcoholic when made

[316] no

How is that more than one question?

The question was "Is it one of these?"  That's one question, that requires one answer.

When someone asked if it was of European origin, you didn't count up all the countries in Europe and say it was that many questions.

Ridiculous, amateurish, farcical quizmaster. 

Here's a question.

Are you Cf and Sharplea's love child?

Is its country of orgin a former warsal pact country?

Port?

[some random number > 50] no

[insert very large number here]

no

Absolutely right. If it had been one of those, I'm pretty sure you would have said "yes" rather than "you got it, quiz is over".

Is country of orgin a nato member

Is it Maltese alcoholic goat's milk?

yes

no

Is the country of orgin france?

no

Italy

Have you not finished it yet?

Just tell us so everyone can say "never heard of it" and we can move on please.

Changed my mind on this. The quiz would have effectively been over if it had been one of them. I think you should have your 300 score back.

Who is going to start the guess what I am holding in my hand thread too see 100s of questions asking if its a penis?

does she make sandwiches?

no

no

possibly, but you would have to check with John

Orgin in turkey?

Then I would be the winner so would have to do another one which would no doubt annoy everyone even more.

I have said a few times I am happy to reveal but some people are still asking questions so I think it's only fair to carry on for them.

Is he a jockey?

Does he drive a Bentley?

If you answered the question we would have it finished in 20 minutes

no

OK, I have now answered your question. Your 20 minutes starts now :)

If I answer this is it another point?

apologies for missing your question Iron, some people are trying to derail the thread as they don't have the same patience and ability as yourself.

spain?

ffs this is taking too long i am off too play some poker
before i need to start smoking again

has anybody called the police?

Looking at everything.

Mead the honey based Cornish drink.

Regards

M

When someone gets it or it is revealed, please can one of the Mods change the thread title to include "Answer Revealed" or something like that?

I can't bear looking again and still knowing nothing.

no

no

but they might not so you need to check anyway  ;D

your assuming the mods havent lost the will too live and commited suicide

Murder, not suicide.

which mod shall we murder first i vote dewi he is the best mod i hear
and also serves him right for starting this thread

This had so better be worth it - ie not something we've never heard of.

This is one thread  never started, It's doing my head in ;ashamed;

from the sound of it boshi is wanting too do your head in too

Angostura?

Tastes like liquorice / aniseed?

Is it made from potato?

liquidized deep fat mars bar and deepfried donner meet kebab with extra cheese?

Special Brew?

Oh, just tell us FFS!!!  You've already said we've probably not heard of it.  Also, if you survive the reveal and you're doing another one, don't pick something so fecking obscure.

no

I an unable to answer this with a yes/no.

I don't know.

I never made it.

I would guess no.

It could be for all I know but..........no

no

Prepare for disappointment.

Hang on a minute, Mr Murray picked an occupation of Reiki because that was obscure, the original object was Motzarts hair ffs. If I'd picked single malt whisky it would be a bit obvious no?

I also said random guesses wouldn't get it but most of the posts here have been just that.

I suggest someone looks back through the thread and does a cliffs forgetting all the shot in the dark guesses. Not that much information but should lead to sensible questions. You will need to think outside the box to get this and of course now I realise how frustrating it is for you there is no chance I'm going to reveal  :kiss:

Problem is, its just become extremely boring!

someone tell me when the answer is up please, ty

Is it in a glass?

no

Can we just confirm what we know?

1. >20% alcohol.
2. Not a brand name
3. Not mixed with anything.
4. Mediterranean.
5. Usually served in less than half pint measures.
6. S.P. is unsure if it is made from fruit, or if it should be described as home made.
7. Is not currently in a glass.
8. It's flat.
Also as it is not on wiki's liqueur list it's sounding more like its a spirit.
Correct?

1-8 All correct however it is a liqueur. Google/Wiki won't help you and a correct answer doesn't need to name the drink itself, although it could of course.

is it clear?

Is it some kind of Moonshine type thing? :dontask:

no

Iron Bru

Is it red?

Please reword question, not sure what you mean by "moonshine type thing". similar to the "is it homemade" question earlier.

sigh at the shot in the dark guess but what a great guess it is. (other than the >20% alcohol content bit!)

no

no

farce

Is it green?

Is it vodka irn bru?

yes

no

And the fact it's spelt wrong.

I dint know how to phrase it!
Was it distilled in a non commercial way?
Is it nettle based?

:dontask:

Barr Bru is how you spell it.

Is it Kermit?

If you are asking what I think you are asking then I would say YES - a non commercial way. NO to nettle based (although I didnt make it so I can't be sure)

lol - no

Orville?

apple martini

absinthe

Green Goblin

and if the answer after all this is chartreuse I'm going to hunt you down ..................

Genepi?

Marrow wine

Certainly sir, pass me your glass and try not to slur.

no, no, no and no

no

no

could i buy it in asda?

Absinthe?

Metaxa

Is it herbal?

no

still no

no

yes

marijiuana infused?

Chartreuse

no

no

Hierbas?
Does it even have a label on it?

Genepi?

Is it Vermouth.

Arak?

It has to be said.

This is not your best effort Dewi.

This is a rouge thread I'm afraid, I urge any of the mods to delete asap.

It will be genepi, so you can all relax and ignore the thread.

I said Genepi three pages ago. It was a no.  :(

No

Yes

Is it pear schnapps(sp?)?

you think we want this on the mods board?

No

No

No

No

has the name of the drink got more than 1 word in it?

Was it purchased in the U.K.?

Yes

No

Has the drink got 3 or more words in it

Yes

Can u take a pic of the bottle or something without revealing the name?

Yes, but not at home at the moment.

It won't help :)

Odd number of words in name of drink?

Sol y Sombra

No

Yes

So drink has 3 words in its name?
Is the first letter if first word in the first half of alphabet

Is the middle word "and"?

no and no

no

5 words in the drinks name?

is the first letter of first word in the last 7 letters of the alphabet?

yes, no

so it must start with one of these letters and contains 5 words mnopqr thats not a question its a fact

at a guess would more than 5% of the UK population heard of this drink

does the drinks name contaiin more the world and

is the drinks name in english?

Q.14,621. Are you regretting choosing this drink?

Pears involved?

fk me, been away for 4 days and this farce is STILL going on?

no it gets better, he started another farce too

The last 7 letters of the alphabet are tuvwxyz so you have your "fact" wrong!

5% no

English no

No idea what you mean by the other question

No

No

Still checking in I see :)

Liar

And we are not any closer dispite me dropping hints.

Iron is being very persistent but he's still trying to get the name of the drink.

There were some cliffs but most have simply given up after the random guess method didn't work.

Why would I lie? If I wanted it to be over I could justify a reveal.

you said no too the question i asked

could you give us the answer please?

I wish I could ignore the thread, but I can't as it comes up in recent posts and I have to read every post

answer, ta, and lets end it

That's just what a liar would say.
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/pAmWqQjdLfg/hqdefault.jpg)

he lied about the letter it began with so i think we win by default and he has too end the game now

Do you think >50% of Blondepoker users will have heard of this drink?

FYP

FYFYP

FYFYFYP

Lol camel & Ironside !

The drinks not in English and we are meant to guess what it is?

The game has turned sour, u need to reveal the answer or delete thread. Most tilting thing I've ever read.

Its turning sour ? must be milk based
is it zenophobic goats milk and  vodka?

The last 7 letters are tuvwxyz, you asked if it was one of these, I said no, which it isn't.

You previously asked if it was on of the first 13 abcdefghijklm, I said no, which it is not.

You then said is must be one of mnopqr, which it is not :)

No lies.

No, it is unlikely anyone has heard of it which is why I keep saying to to try and guess the name of the drink.

I thought someone would move past level 2 thinking (level 1 being random guesses).

No

*shocked*

maybe mention this on page 3?

Was mentioned on page 8, which would have been page 3 if it weren't for the random guesses.

Do you have to read each thread because you are a Mod? Does each Mod read each thread? - just curiuos.

or is it an OCD thing? (obviously you don't have to answer that and I'm not taking the piss, genuinely interested)

As to the answer, is that not like showing your hand when opponent folds? If the hand has ended then OK, move onto the next hand (Guess the object? ;) )

We try and read most threads to check that there isn't something that needs to be removed, etc.

In this thread, I think we've found something that needs removing.  It starts with 'S' and ends with 'eval'.

;)

You have to reveal the answer to prove you weren't taking the piss.  Oh wait...

innocent until proven guilty

Yes.

Okay. I'd decided I didn't really care about this, so I stayed away all weekend.
But it's still here Monday morning and alas, so am I.
'Just when I tort I was out, dey pull me back in '
So Perceval, Sir, I surmise, as it isn't a brand name, and is kind of homemade then we are really guessing at the main ingredient?
Which leads me to think the three word name is a literal one like Creme de Menthe for instance?

Its a 5 word name

:pop:

What is the point in a quiz where no one knows the answer?

Pointless have had a good run at it

as I have said several times now, maybe the name of the drink isn't the answer.

the questions are supposed to make it so eventually you and everyone else gets it right?

So we have now established that this is

a) Not going to be guessed because no one will ever have heard of it

b) Something winding people up

c) The mods read every post on the forum so can't escape the week of barren futility as everyone names drinks they have heard of which it can't be as no one has heard of the answer so why bother?


can we have the answer, then put this to rest please?

Only the third time I have asked, and others have asked too.


Alternative is locking the thread, up to you ;-)

I beg to differ.  Not a good chance suggest less than 50%, not 0%.

as I have said several times now, maybe the name of the drink isn't the answer.
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So is it a numbered drink like colt45....without the colt?

Breast milk infused with advocaat!

just stumbled upon this thread - not read it all (thank god) but presumably from last two pages we can deduce that it begins with S?

"Sir Percival's _____ _____ ____" ?

Good answer clawburd. You might be right.

Sir percy's own recipe urine?

What we know
It is alcoholic.
It would normally be drunk in measures smaller than a half pint.
It is not a wine.
It is greater the 20% abv.
It is of European Heritage.
It is not a mixed drink
It is not a brand.
You can buy it in its current state.
It originates from a Mediterranean country.
Not a good chance we have heard of it before.
Was Alcoholic when made.
It is Green.
Distilled non commercially.
It does have a label on it.
It was not purchased in the UK.
5 words in name of Drink.
5% of the population will not have heard of this drink.
Drinks name is not English.

Unsure
Don’t Know if its Fruit Based.
(Guesses) not made from potato
Unable to say if it tastes of Aniseed or Liquorice.



It’s Not
Is not normal to add milk
Does not give you wings
Does not contain Egg yolks
They would not stock it in “your” local pub.
You would not be described as a tart if you ordered it in a northern pub.
It isn’t Orange.
It does not have bubbles.
It is not British.
It is not made from Rice.
It’s not German.
Not from Northern Europe
Not from a Warsaw pact country.
Country of Origin from a Nato country.
Not French.
Not Italian.
Not Turkish.
Not Spanish
It’s not clear.
It’s not red.
Not nettle based.
Asda do not sell it.
Does not contain Marijuana
Name of drink is more than 1 word.
Name has 3 or more words in title.
Odd number of words in the title of the drink.
Does not contain 3 words.

I was bored at work . . . . . good luck someone.

Nakor less than 1% if  the population will have heard of it

And it is from a nato country

We also know that despite the title of the thread we are not looking for the name of the drink and have to think laterally

Seeing as it appears to be a challenge to think in line with SirPerceval as it is, trying to think how he might be working laterally might be a challenge

and he seemed like such a likeable guy when I met him regularly too!

Six bottles of goats urine?

lol - dunno why people seem to be getting genuinely cross.  If there's anything that needs deleting sure someone will report it rather than all the mods having to read every post.


bum. tits. willy.

We are paid to read every post tho.

0.000000p per every page read

Haha, can't believe after all this time, you still believe the rest of us don't get wages.

I get wages and I'm not even a mod!

you guys earn it i dont

i never wanted too be a mod i want too be a rocker

BoB

ffs there are 5 words in the name and it starts with s and who on earth has heard of a drink called bob?

If I wanted to purchase a bottle of this could I order it online?

Slovakian ?

fold.

all in lets get sloshed

It's from Greece?

no

no

yes

+1

Santorini Vinsanto Vin De Liqueur

Feel free to lock the thread if you think that's what's needed. I personally can't see why. Threads that I have seen locked in the past are usually because people have started abusing each other and it's gotten quite nasty. Any abuse on here has all been in good humour IMO. People don't have to read the thread if they don't want to.

If the reason is because all mods read all posts then may I suggest this inefficient method isn't really my problem to be fair. I have utmost respect for the mods on here and I don't wish to waste anyones time but I don't see what it is that I've done wrong.

Some people are still asking questions re the drink, some are still chipping in with a bit of banter - where's the harm in that?

Samos van de liqueur blanc

no

am i getting warm?

no

yes

Samos Tsantali Griechischer Likörwein süs

Incredible knowledge you have, Claire.

I know.  might have to start using google soon though ;)

Barbayannis evzon ouzo brand label

begins with an s

It has Ouzo or similar in it?

Would some abuse help to get the thread locked?

Jockstrap!

Happy to chip in.

Cock

Wally

Sirperceval

Don't think the tone needs lowering that much.

I am sorry

Shall I start a "Guess the concrete mix" thread?

Now you are just stirring things up.

That was pretty much what I did in my "materials" exam at Uni

This.

In a rare display of defiance, I'm opposing Tighty on this one.

He is currently sitting silently in a corner of the mod's room. Arms folded, face like a gas man's mac.

He's right.I am just a crotchety old sod. Ignore me (more than usual)

FYP

You FMP with a worse metaphor.

Donkey's have a repetitively short length to hight ratio compared to the rest of the equidae family.

Unless of course to are referring to the financial situation of a -EV poker player from Blackpool.

One disagrees, to the maximum disagreeable extent possible.

In short, I am disagreeable.

Now, no more de-railing please.

Is it possible to de-rail this thread?

Is the drink Sambuca-infused Blackpool Donkey Urine?

Nothing as main stream as that you fool! Think laterally

Sorry.

Sambuca-infused Blackpool Donkey Semen.

Five words. Lateral thinking.


Some water from a puddle?

Some water from the sky?

Sip of chilled sparking urine

Seppuku is looking more attractive?

But like Stuart's drink, does give severe stomach pains.

SirPerceval's unidentifiable foreign green drink.

/Thread.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

is it tiramisu flavoured?

Tiramisu is.

FYP

cause he is taking the piss now

Judging by his record so far, he'd probably be unable to give you a definite answer on whether tiramisu is tiramisu-flavoured.

No

If it helps, it is from Rhodes not Samos

Thanks Rich, if that was a clever plan to gain even more respect it worked.

No

I don't like this thread

Don't read it then :)

More clues please

It is still on my desk and I will never drink it.

Stale goats and lamb urine?

Could you drink it if you wanted to and live to tell the tale?

If not, have a sip or two ;)

LOL, Can't be real, I think you are a bit of a mentalist tbh. LOL, is very funny tho, I'll give you that.

yes

mentalist or mental?

and it is real

Bit of both, I.E The lights on but no one is home kinda thing...

I'd say the mental ones are those still reading and posting in this thread when all hope of finding the answer has faded. (Mainly me.)

Lololooooool

And me...

I can't help it

I've not read all of this but I have to ask...

You're not all still trying to guess the original drink are you?

alcohol thermomitor fluid

guess your wrong cause we are

what do you mean you've not read all of it? you are a moderator!

ZINNNNGGGGG!!!!

Deduct his payment and give it to Iron IMO  ;D

Souma from Siana manos mastrosavvas

One hundred and fifty quid.

no

Oh no! I have been caught being negligent!

I promise to read the rest from now on. Any person found doing anything untoward shall be moderated!

Does that include flaming the thread by posting "no" all the time?

Is the second letter of the first word a vowel?

Is Souma the first word?

ffs - yes

no

lol this thread

Is the 2nd either an e or an o. I am going  to spell out the drink so I can delete the thread lol

yes

but I can assure you this will take longer than using logic and trying to guess what the drink is rather than trying to "name" the drink. The OP says I have a drink on my desk what is it. It doesn't say "name" it. I have pointed this out several times but everyone has chosen to ignore it and then point the finger at me for the thread length etc.

Naming the drink however would still be a win and would allow everyone to say "never heard of it" and blame me!

The OP says I have a drink on my desk what is it.


It's a drink.

Not sure what pointless exercise you are trying to fulfil tbh.

I'm not trying to fulfil anything.

Well given that it's still on my desk and I will never ever drink it, it could be argued that's it's not  ;hide; but I guess that would be another pointless arguement and the fact that it is a drink would mean that side of the arguement would also be correct. confused? I know I am!

SirPerceval, I hope you realise you are responsible for a severe decline in my mental health.
 
Seriously, I had a dream last night that Tikay took me on a long drive through some winding, mountainous, Top Gear style road to a little taverna in the middle of nowhere, where upon his command of 'Bring the drink!' the landlady produced a jug of something that looked like Bailey's with bits of leaves and twigs in it.
Unfortunately before I could get my hands on said beverage, old Teeks collapsed with a severe leg cramp, causing everyone to run to his aid and me to wake up,
As you can imagine, this has left me feeling rather disturbed.
Then to top it all of you post this complete piffle.
I think I may have to take a holiday from Blonde.

If a Scotsman living in Yorkshire goes to a pub and buys everyone a drink - are you dreaming?

Reminds me of a life lesson my great-grandfather gave me when I was four years old.

He gave me a penny and told me that, if I never spend it, I will always have money in my pocket.

I was very impressed by this for a number of years until I realised that, if I can never spend it, I might as well not have it.

Silly old fecker.

No need to worry, I feature in the dreams of many a young lady, though few are quite as pretty as you. 

 

I don't care about this thread, but if you are dreaming about Tikay you don't need a break from blonde, you need to see a doctor.

Urgently.

is the answer "some rank green crap"?

would it most likely make you ill if you drank it (i dont mean as in hangover ill).

Was it sold with the intention of being consumed or is it some form of alcohol not meant for human consumption.

Is it 'one hundred and fifty quid' or some such amount?

Is it a paperweight?

FYP

Ok is the answer you want us to get 5 or more words?

that is a pretty good answer but I can't let you win with that one unfortunatly  ;D

no

yes (to the first bit)

no

no

PMSL

As I do not wish some, or any, of the Blonde community topping themselves, I will be flexible on the answer, and therefore it is not a defined number of words.

Unless of course you want to continue guessing the name of the drink in which case it is 5, as you know. I say this because the name of the drink would also be a correct answer but I doubt anyone will have heard of it.  ;whistle;

Is 2nd letter of first word an o

is it umbo bungo stick it up ya jumpo?

dontbthink anyone will top themselves just murder the OP

no

Did Oliver Reed ever drink it?

If this is serious I have no idea, if it's not I don't get it.

Ok starts se

Is there 5 or more letters in the first word?

wild scenes

Cf reporting in to confirm I have been reading.

It's rather funny seeing everyone getting wound up.

As you were.

Yes

I think you should take part, ask a couple of questions and get it. That might wind them up more.

Can we get cliffs on where we are at?

Starts Se (5 or more letter)

Can someone add the rest?

Well, my holiday lasted less than 12 hours, but I cant resist the blue 'new' tag.
No better way to start the day than with a little compliment from the silver fox himself! :kiss:

I tried the very same line on your esteemed Mother once, & she said (and I quote EXCACTLY) ......

Yeah yeah, Tony Kendall, you are full of shit

Hmm, now you've told me it was one of your 'lines' I'm inclined to agree with her.  ;melissa;

Bugger.

Time for the reveal?

I doubt it...I tried bribing him at APAT Cardiff - Stu wasn't having any of it. He's determined to wait until someone gets it, all I can suggest is "think outside the bloody box!"

If by bribe you means the statement "I'm not speaking to you until you tell me the name of that bloody drink" I considered it more like a promise ;)

Did anyone guess it yet?

no

I did

Lots of people guessed it.

I think that's part of the problem.

Bump

Hope sirpercy is OK dropped off blonde over this drink I think I hope it wasn't poison