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Selling up to 30% of my action for tonight which includes most good majors on stars up to $200 buyin, a couple on FTP and a couple on party.

Not had access to a computer until now so this is super last minute and I've not had a chance to type out all the tournaments I'm playing so anything I play is included in this stake.

Estimated buy-ins: $2500

Mark-up: 1.2

Total amount: $3000

5%: $150
10%: $300

I understand that this is a lot to ask, but I'm going to start my session now and close this at exactly 16:30GMT.

Send to danistheking on pokerstars (no avatar)

Other usernames for rail purposes:

lucky_scrote (FTP)
luckyscrote (party)

5 pls. Will send shortly. (im logging on to play 4:30)

booked, im depositing on party now, and actually starting in around 5 minutes. Will still close at exactly 16:30GMT though.

sent for 5, gl

13% sold.

Here is my current list of tourneys:

Stars:
215 warmup
22 bigger
8 bigger (bust)
11 hot
109 bigger
11 sunday storm
16.50 hotter
11 bigger
75 hotter
215 million



FTP:

55 60k gtd 2day
109 big ben
255 sunday brawl
215 250k gtd
22 double deuce (1 bullet until I realise how many tables I have)

Party:

50 super bounty
5r pokerfest
200 sunday major
100 50k gtd

Everything has started to calm down now. I've doubled in the bigger 22 and bust the bigger 8.


Nothing particularly shallow either so I'll extend the deadline until 17:00 GMT (Or if I double/bust in the Sunday brawl/sunday warmup before then).

Closed. Busted the $255 brawl :(. Updates likely to be few and far between as table count is going up now.


Full Tilt Poker Game #33998005856: The Sunday Brawl (265027053), Table 23 - NL Hold'em - 100/200 Ante 20 - 17:40:12 CET - 2014/03/09 [12:40:12 ET - 2014/03/09]
Seat 1: YRWTHMELTHR (6,202)
Seat 2: canofcorn22 (4,980)
Seat 3: rh300487 (7,280)
Seat 4: bigdogpckt5s (10,730)
Seat 5: I Follow Rivers (5,540)
Seat 6: Buckguy2200 (5,775)
Seat 7: IPreferNotTo (8,793)
Seat 8: kittiesgomah (4,251)
Seat 9: lucky_scrote (4,030)
YRWTHMELTHR antes 20
canofcorn22 antes 20
rh300487 antes 20
bigdogpckt5s antes 20
I Follow Rivers antes 20
Buckguy2200 antes 20
IPreferNotTo antes 20
kittiesgomah antes 20
lucky_scrote antes 20
Buckguy2200 posts the small blind of 100
IPreferNotTo posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lucky_scrote [Kc Ks]
kittiesgomah folds
lucky_scrote raises to 400
YRWTHMELTHR folds
canofcorn22 folds
rh300487 folds
bigdogpckt5s folds
I Follow Rivers has 15 seconds left to act
I Follow Rivers raises to 813
Buckguy2200 has 15 seconds left to act
Buckguy2200 raises to 5,755, and is all in
IPreferNotTo folds
lucky_scrote has 15 seconds left to act
lucky_scrote calls 3,610, and is all in
I Follow Rivers folds
Buckguy2200 shows [As Kd]
lucky_scrote shows [Kc Ks]
Uncalled bet of 1,745 returned to Buckguy2200
*** FLOP *** [5d Ad 7s] (Total Pot: 9,213, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** TURN *** [5d Ad 7s] [9s] (Total Pot: 9,213, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** RIVER *** [5d Ad 7s 9s]

(Total Pot: 9,213, 2 Players, 1 All-In) Buckguy2200 shows a pair of Aces lucky_scrote shows a pair of Kings Buckguy2200 wins the pot (9,213) with a pair of Aces *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 9,213 | Rake 0 Board: [5d Ad 7s 9s Td] Seat 1: YRWTHMELTHR folded before the Flop Seat 2: canofcorn22 folded before the Flop Seat 3: rh300487 folded before the Flop Seat 4: bigdogpckt5s folded before the Flop Seat 5: I Follow Rivers (button) folded before the Flop Seat 6: Buckguy2200 (small blind) showed [As Kd] and won (9,213) with a pair of Aces Seat 7: IPreferNotTo (big blind) folded before the Flop Seat 8: kittiesgomah folded before the Flop Seat 9: lucky_scrote showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings

Sigh got denied in the big ben in a 3 way allin KK vs 88 vs JJ.

Just bust the $54KO on stars also, got 1 outtered ffs:

PokerStars Hand #113009205399: Tournament #873419629, $40+$10+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (25/50) - 2014/03/09 18:06:58 CET [2014/03/09 13:06:58 ET]
Table '873419629 46' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: aless_84 (1930 in chips)
Seat 2: vadanas (4426 in chips)
Seat 3: GoldenGam (2880 in chips)
Seat 4: Erä_Koira (3180 in chips)
Seat 5: OMGitshunt (3040 in chips)
Seat 6: sousinha23 (3097 in chips)
Seat 7: Gambler4444 (2955 in chips)
Seat 8: danistheking (2742 in chips)
Seat 9: Shane Gamble (2835 in chips)
GoldenGam: posts small blind 25
Erä_Koira: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danistheking [td Ts]
OMGitshunt: folds
sousinha23: folds
Gambler4444: folds
danistheking: raises 100 to 150
Shane Gamble: calls 150
aless_84: folds
vadanas: calls 150
GoldenGam is connected
GoldenGam: folds
Erä_Koira: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 8h 6c]
danistheking: bets 275
Shane Gamble: folds
vadanas: raises 275 to 550
danistheking: raises 583 to 1133
vadanas: raises 3143 to 4276 and is all-in
danistheking: calls 1459 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1684) returned to vadanas
*** TURN *** [Th 8h 6c] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8h 6c 9c] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danistheking: shows [td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Eights)
vadanas: shows [8d 8c] (four of a kind, Eights)
vadanas collected 5709 from pot
vadanas wins the $10 bounty for eliminating danistheking
danistheking finished the tournament in 967th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5709 | Rake 0
Board [Th 8h 6c 9c 8s]
Seat 1: aless_84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: vadanas (button) showed [8d 8c] and won (5709) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: GoldenGam (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Erä_Koira (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: OMGitshunt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: sousinha23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Gambler4444 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: danistheking showed [td Ts] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Eights
Seat 9: Shane Gamble folded on the Flop


Hopefully no more moans for a while.

[_] going well

PokerStars Hand #113015156666: Tournament #873432621, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (30/60) - 2014/03/09 19:46:16 CET [2014/03/09 14:46:16 ET]
Table '873432621 371' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: BioNicle9 (11420 in chips)
Seat 2: hgul83 (10120 in chips)
Seat 3: robtinnion (9122 in chips)
Seat 4: outlaw523 (9880 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Zahni10 (8698 in chips)
Seat 6: ThoNapalm (10860 in chips)
Seat 7: danistheking (9760 in chips)
Seat 8: JeanGrae (10200 in chips)
Seat 9: messengermat (9940 in chips)
robtinnion: posts small blind 30
outlaw523: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to danistheking [3d 3s]
Zahni10: folds
ThoNapalm: folds
danistheking: raises 120 to 180
JeanGrae: folds
messengermat: folds
BioNicle9: folds
hgul83: raises 360 to 540
robtinnion: folds
outlaw523: folds
danistheking: calls 360
*** FLOP *** [3c 8d 2s]
danistheking: checks
hgul83: bets 750
danistheking: raises 960 to 1710
hgul83: calls 960
*** TURN *** [3c 8d 2s] [Kc]
danistheking: bets 1290
hgul83: raises 6580 to 7870 and is all-in
danistheking: calls 6220 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (360) returned to hgul83
*** RIVER *** [3c 8d 2s Kc] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
danistheking: shows [3d 3s] (three of a kind, Threes)
hgul83: shows [Kh Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
hgul83 collected 19610 from pot
danistheking finished the tournament in 5086th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19610 | Rake 0
Board [3c 8d 2s Kc 4s]
Seat 1: BioNicle9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hgul83 (button) showed [Kh Kd] and won (19610) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: robtinnion (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: outlaw523 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Zahni10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ThoNapalm folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: danistheking showed [3d 3s] and lost with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 8: JeanGrae folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: messengermat folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Ahhhh partypoker, you never cease to amaze :)

***** Hand History for Game 13709746070 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $200 USD Buy-in Trny: 108283704 Level: 2  Blinds(20/40) - Sunday, March 09, 20:36:55 CET 2014
Table $200K Guaranteed Sunday (108283704) Table #42 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 9/9
Seat 8: Brisle ( 4,995 )
Seat 3: ChaiseMcCain ( 5,303 )
Seat 2: Dueces6 ( 6,090 )
Seat 7: Janet_Yellen ( 5,040 )
Seat 1: Tsunami 777 ( 4,522 )
Seat 4: duemanden ( 4,800 )
Seat 5: k0elh ( 5,130 )
Seat 9: luckyscrote ( 4,580 )
Seat 6: martin24d ( 4,540 )
Trny: 108283704 Level: 2
Blinds(20/40)
Dueces6 posts small blind [20].
ChaiseMcCain posts big blind [40].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to luckyscrote [  Js Ah ]
duemanden calls [40]
k0elh folds
martin24d folds
Janet_Yellen folds
Brisle folds
luckyscrote raises [200]
Tsunami 777 folds
Dueces6 folds
ChaiseMcCain folds
duemanden calls [160]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Ac, 5h ]
duemanden bets [40]
luckyscrote raises [320]
duemanden calls [280]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ad ]
duemanden is all-In  [4,280]
luckyscrote is all-In  [4,060]
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
duemanden shows [ As, 3s ]a full house, Aces full of Fives.
luckyscrote shows [ Js, Ah ]a full house, Aces full of Jacks.
duemanden wins 220 chips from the side pot 1 with a full house, Aces full of Fives.
luckyscrote wins 9,220 chips from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of Jacks.

Hilarious clown. Just busted the $215 on FTP:

Full Tilt Poker Game #33998866442: $250,000 Guarantee (265032722), Table 24 - NL Hold'em - 100/200 Ante 20 - 20:49:13 CET - 2014/03/09 [15:49:13 ET - 2014/03/09]
Seat 1: Takis187 (6,462)
Seat 2: Jymaster11 (2,700)
Seat 3: lucky_scrote (6,851)
Seat 4: CuteIsWhatIAim4 (11,440)
Seat 5: jpous (6,671)
Seat 6: PIPON123 (9,341)
Seat 7: FONBET_RULIT (4,360)
Seat 8: Baron23 (6,656)
Seat 9: FrozenSky (5,988)
Takis187 antes 20
Jymaster11 antes 20
lucky_scrote antes 20
CuteIsWhatIAim4 antes 20
jpous antes 20
PIPON123 antes 20
FONBET_RULIT antes 20
Baron23 antes 20
FrozenSky antes 20
FONBET_RULIT posts the small blind of 100
Baron23 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lucky_scrote [9s 9d]
FrozenSky folds
Takis187 folds
Jymaster11 folds
lucky_scrote raises to 400
CuteIsWhatIAim4 folds
jpous folds
PIPON123 raises to 1,000
FONBET_RULIT folds
Baron23 folds
lucky_scrote has 15 seconds left to act
lucky_scrote raises to 1,925
PIPON123 raises to 9,321, and is all in
lucky_scrote calls 4,906, and is all in
PIPON123 shows [Ac Tc]
lucky_scrote shows [9s 9d]
Uncalled bet of 2,490 returned to PIPON123
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6h 2s] (Total Pot: 14,142, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** TURN *** [Jc 6h 2s] [As] (Total Pot: 14,142, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6h 2s As] [Ah] (Total Pot: 14,142, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
PIPON123 shows three of a kind, Aces
lucky_scrote shows two pair, Aces and Nines
PIPON123 wins the pot (14,142) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,142 | Rake 0
Board: [Jc 6h 2s As Ah]
Seat 1: Takis187 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Jymaster11 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: lucky_scrote showed [9s 9d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 4: CuteIsWhatIAim4 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: jpous folded before the Flop
Seat 6: PIPON123 (button) showed [Ac Tc] and won (14,142) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 7: FONBET_RULIT (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Baron23 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: FrozenSky folded before the Flop

Early double in the $100 and $200 on party, fairly decent stack in the $5r pokerfest tourney too.

15k in the big ben near the money but all else is fairly miserable.

67s < A3o to knock me to 2bigs 4 off the money. Will tank down to see if I can make it :(.

Ahhh lovely, found the AKs with the 2bb's and managed the magical 73rd with 72 paid.

Wooohooo, CL approaching the money of the pokerfest 5r on party.

[_] 1st get's us out for the day

Tournaments entered, comes to $2446 I believe.


Stars:
215 warmup
22 bigger
8 bigger
11 hot
109 bigger
11 sunday storm ($16.26)
16.50 hotter
11 bigger
75 hotter
215 million
54 turbo ko
25 6max hyper
44 turbo
31 satty to sunday 500
55 bigger
27 tko
55 hotter
16.50 turbo
25hyper
109 turbo
55 6max
16.50 turbo
11 turbo
25 hyper

FTP:

55 60k gtd 2day
109 big ben
255 sunday brawl
215 250k gtd
22 double deuce 1 bullet
26 ceratops x2
26 tko

Party:

50 super bounty
5r pokerfest ($20)
200 sunday major
100 50k gtd
100 hyper

Decent runs(all on party):

$5r pokerfest 8/175
$200 52/548
$100 14/356

Only in the 3 party tourneys, have managed to run the stars/ftp accounts pretty dry.

6/64 in $5r pokerfest. $2700 UT. Just 3 barrelled off a chunk too but the standard is so soft that this is a decent chance of some money back.

29/156 in $100fo. $9k UT. This tourney is also incredibly soft with most people just being really weak tight.

89/310 $200 major. $28k UT. Table not as good as the others but still decent for a $200.

Hopefuully a long night and I can recoup some of my heavy losses on the big sites.

Party major $200. ITM. 100/195. $28k UT

Pokerfest $5r. Deep. 19/32. $2700 UT

$50k GTD $100. ITM. 39/73. $9k UT

Busted the $100 55th for $306

Oi oiiii triple up in the $200 major. TT > AK + AK

GLGLGL, find itttttt.

Dece hour.

7/108 party major

3/10 (FT bubble) in jokerfest.

Massive massive jokes, 8/8 now. Here he bets any turn card but he obv just turns a pair.

***** Hand History for Game 13710721598 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $5 USD Buy-in Trny:108340779 Level:30  Blinds-Antes(20,000/40,000 -4,000) - Monday, March 10, 02:09:05 CET 2014
Table Pokerfest #33 - $20,000 Rebuy (108340779) Table #120 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 8/9
Seat 6: GennadiiM ( 2,979,716 )
Seat 7: Johnny_a47 ( 1,001,069 )
Seat 2: Timosjoek ( 1,350,581 )
Seat 1: apaches2 ( 1,041,417 )
Seat 8: bardaks86 ( 961,743 )
Seat 4: kingfankung88 ( 864,368 )
Seat 3: luckyscrote ( 1,616,052 )
Seat 5: rl1965 ( 2,614,054 )
Trny:108340779 Level:30
Blinds-Antes(20,000/40,000 -4,000)
apaches2 posts ante [4,000]
Timosjoek posts ante [4,000]
luckyscrote posts ante [4,000]
kingfankung88 posts ante [4,000]
rl1965 posts ante [4,000]
GennadiiM posts ante [4,000]
Johnny_a47 posts ante [4,000]
bardaks86 posts ante [4,000]
luckyscrote posts small blind [20,000].
kingfankung88 posts big blind [40,000].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to luckyscrote [  7h 5c ]
rl1965 folds
GennadiiM folds
Johnny_a47 folds
bardaks86 folds
apaches2 folds
Timosjoek folds
luckyscrote raises [71,550]
kingfankung88 calls [51,550]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 6h, 4d ]
luckyscrote bets [91,000]
kingfankung88 calls [91,000]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
luckyscrote checks
kingfankung88 bets [182,000]
luckyscrote raises [800,000]
kingfankung88 will be using his time bank for this hand.
kingfankung88 is all-In  [495,818]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
luckyscrote shows [ 7h, 5c ]a pair of Tens.
kingfankung88 shows [ Jd, Kc ]two pairs, Jacks and Tens.
luckyscrote wins 122,182 chips from the side pot 1 with a pair of Tens.
kingfankung88 wins 1,752,736 chips from the main pot with two pairs, Jacks and Tens.

Ahhh lovely. Down to pennies in the major now.

***** Hand History for Game 13710729516 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $200 USD Buy-in Trny:108283704 Level:17  Blinds-Antes(1,000/2,000 -200) - Monday, March 10, 02:15:47 CET 2014
Table $200K Guaranteed Sunday (108283704) Table #26 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9/9
Seat 5: DHullaDH ( 60,810 )
Seat 9: Dena44 ( 38,494 )
Seat 6: RedDevil93 ( 86,265 )
Seat 1: alienPL1968 ( 33,736 )
Seat 3: chuckchuk ( 14,968 )
Seat 4: helgek86 ( 79,646 )
Seat 2: javoramos ( 92,967 )
Seat 7: luckyscrote ( 112,314 )
Seat 8: rl1965 ( 43,847 )
Trny:108283704 Level:17
Blinds-Antes(1,000/2,000 -200)
alienPL1968 posts ante [200]
javoramos posts ante [200]
chuckchuk posts ante [200]
helgek86 posts ante [200]
DHullaDH posts ante [200]
RedDevil93 posts ante [200]
luckyscrote posts ante [200]
rl1965 posts ante [200]
Dena44 posts ante [200]
RedDevil93 posts small blind [1,000].
luckyscrote posts big blind [2,000].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to luckyscrote [  As Ad ]
rl1965 folds
Dena44 calls [2,000]
alienPL1968 folds
javoramos calls [2,000]
chuckchuk folds
helgek86 folds
DHullaDH folds
RedDevil93 folds
luckyscrote raises [6,100]
Dena44 folds
javoramos calls [6,100]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6h, 7s, 5s ]
luckyscrote bets [10,500]
javoramos raises [28,000]
luckyscrote is all-In  [93,514]
javoramos is all-In  [56,667]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4c ]
javoramos shows [ 7d, 7h ]three of a kind, Sevens.
luckyscrote shows [ As, Ad ]a pair of Aces.
luckyscrote wins 19,347 chips from the side pot 1 with a pair of Aces.
javoramos wins 190,334 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, Sevens.

85th in major for $593. Just this bowl final left now and I'm 7/7.

7th for $290. The payouts on party are such a joke, ICM almost doesn't come into it. 3b piled 66 for 20bb vs CL open from UTG who opens first 38%. Definitely profitable, just couldn't beat the AK.

Will work out monies tomorrow or Tuesday, thoroughly knackered now.

Buyins: $2446

Refunded buyins + markup: $64.80

Cashes:

Sunday storm ($16.26)
$5r pokerfest ($290)
Party major ($593)
1 KO ($5)

Total cashes: $969

5%: $48.45
3%: $29.07

Sorry for making a loss on the day and also sorry for the delay in doing this. Had to have time away with the computer (fed up + awesome weather here in NL).

Please let me know how you would like to receive funds.

Ignore totals for now, think I've missed a tournament.

Buyins: $2446

Refunded buyins + markup: $64.80

Cashes:

Sunday storm ($16.26)
$5r pokerfest ($290)
Party major ($593)
1 KO ($5)
$100fo ($306)

Total cashes + refunds = $1275

5%: $63.75
3%: $38.25