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Title: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: TightEnd on July 15, 2014, 10:38:14 PM
As the title says..

Knowing what you know now, what would you tell your eleven year old self?

thank you


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Woodsey on July 15, 2014, 10:46:14 PM
Buy that house in London after leaving uni and stick around down there for a few years an work. Would have been living mortgage free in a big house up north by the age of 30.

Borrow that £50k to train to be a pilot when I was 25.

Don't piss away all the money away I won on poker when the game was easy, it will be useful later on lol.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Ironside on July 16, 2014, 12:04:37 AM
dont go near motorbikes


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: pleno1 on July 16, 2014, 12:07:14 AM
There will be lots of women, adventures, alcohol and drugs still available when you are 35. Keep kicking that ball off the wall.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Woodsey on July 16, 2014, 12:16:12 AM
There will be lots of women, adventures, alcohol and drugs still available when you are 35. Keep kicking that ball off the wall.

lol the women opportunity with anything half decent diminishes massively after 35 unless you are in the top 10% of hotness so don't believe that bullshit and fill yer boots unless you have a serious life prospect  lol. ;D


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Woodsey on July 16, 2014, 12:17:38 AM
dont go near motorbikes

Too many horrible experiences with family and friends make me plus 1 millions this  :(


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: buzzharvey22 on July 16, 2014, 12:29:42 AM
Dont worry about trying to hit a draw off the tee, it didnt do Tiger any harm.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: mondatoo on July 16, 2014, 12:37:32 AM
Push/Fold strategy  ;D


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: willrobrobu on July 16, 2014, 06:12:28 AM
get a haircut


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Waz1892 on July 16, 2014, 08:08:02 AM
Be more confident.
Dont drift through teens and 20s, grab life better.
When you move out save more - boring but sensable and you can still enjoy life
Don't miss out on going to Europe travelling, just because your mates couldn't go.
When you're asked to go Liverpool vs Newcastle, dont say no you can't due to work!!
The Liverpool lass - aint what you think - avoid.
Dont get married in the same year as Liverpool play in Instanbul. You cant do both!


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Junior Senior on July 16, 2014, 09:29:34 AM
It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Doobs on July 16, 2014, 09:39:03 AM
Do what you want to do.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: AndrewT on July 16, 2014, 10:50:36 AM
There will be lots of women, adventures, alcohol and drugs still available when you are 35. Keep kicking that ball off the wall.

lol the women opportunity with anything half decent diminishes massively after 35 unless you are in the top 10% of hotness so don't believe that bullshit and fill yer boots unless you have a serious life prospect  lol. ;D

He's BITB tho


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Graham C on July 16, 2014, 11:04:57 AM
Advice for me at 11?  Not much really, probably don't go to the senior school just because a couple of your mates are going there but no biggie really.  Now, advice for 14-16, plenty..


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: celtic on July 16, 2014, 11:18:45 AM
Appreciate your parents. They DO know best.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: GreekStein on July 16, 2014, 11:43:31 AM
There's plenty of time to piss around after uni, knuckle down for a few years and get your degree


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Nakor on July 16, 2014, 12:12:33 PM
"When you break your wrist at 19, don't give up golf, take the year deferment the PGA offer - oh and don't grow your hair, you will look a right ****"

"Keep all your G1 transformers and the box's"


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Claw75 on July 16, 2014, 01:09:01 PM
There will be lots of women, adventures, alcohol and drugs still available when you are 35. Keep kicking that ball off the wall.

lol the women opportunity with anything half decent diminishes massively after 35 unless you are in the top 10% of hotness so don't believe that bullshit and fill yer boots unless you have a serious life prospect  lol. ;D

Such a lovely way with words!

I don't know what I's specifically say to 11 year old Claire, but it would be all around boosting/re-enforcing decent self-esteem probably. Although I might have turned out to be an arrogant knob with it, so I dunno really.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: kinboshi on July 16, 2014, 01:09:25 PM
"When you're 16 there'll be a girl who you like, you think she fancies your mate and so you just stay friends.  Ask her out."


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Redsgirl on July 16, 2014, 02:48:26 PM
Most times, things that seem like a big deal, aren't.

Don't worry about the future, you can't control it so just relax and deal with life as it unfolds.

Don't try to conform to other people's ideals, and remember everyone else has their insecurities too, no matter how cool and confident they may seem.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: leethefish on July 16, 2014, 05:02:23 PM
When you join the army and go to Germany buy that tax free car!
Also when you get the chance in 12-13 years time buy that house next door for 27k and the one next door but one for 30k !


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: RED-DOG on July 16, 2014, 09:38:08 PM
Lots of money orientated ones. Nothing wrong with that of course, but you might as well tell your 11yo self to back several long odds winners in an accumulator.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: willrobrobu on July 16, 2014, 09:46:34 PM
you could just tell yr 11 year old self to write the script to back to the future (as long as you were old enough to be 11 before in whatever part of the 80s it came out)


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Rexas on July 16, 2014, 11:02:58 PM
When you get HU with little dave, have a red bull and don't be a twat :)


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Boba Fett on July 17, 2014, 05:03:44 PM
Tight but aggressive, thats your style professor


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: MLHMLH on July 17, 2014, 05:32:17 PM
Keep a diary
Don't worry about those spots on your forehead
Don't have a perm aged 14 (ruined my hair for years and looked horrendous)
Stay on at school and complete your A levels
Don't get involved with bad boys.  It may seem exciting, but it will wear you down and mess with your head. 



Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: DaveShoelace on July 17, 2014, 09:25:34 PM
I'd tell myself that I end up nailing the school Librarian's fit daughter when I'm 25.

Then I would high five myself.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Marky147 on July 17, 2014, 09:35:44 PM
Don't be such a prick to Mum & Dad when you're a teenager.

Stay at school, and actually go to your lessons, instead of hustling at the snooker club.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Tal on July 17, 2014, 09:54:40 PM
Listening, studying and working hard at school are overrated. You will still end up on the same poker forum as the kids who used to drink and talk to the girls anyway.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: flushthemout on July 17, 2014, 11:34:47 PM
Life is to short and you are only on this planet once so give it your best shot.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: MANTIS01 on July 17, 2014, 11:40:54 PM
In 2014 Germany 7 Brazil 1 will be a big price


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: david3103 on July 18, 2014, 06:48:57 AM
Enjoy next year's World Cup because England won't win it again until after you retire.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: EvilPie on July 18, 2014, 02:34:08 PM

Keep going as you are kid. You're going to make plenty of mistakes but when you get to my age you're going to be one happy fella.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: pokerfan on July 18, 2014, 06:27:02 PM
Don't push that portaloo over in Cardiff.



Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: SuuPRlim on July 24, 2014, 09:10:06 AM
When you get HU with little dave, have a red bull and don't be a twat :)

"You're gonna have a spare 37grand knocking around in march 2013 Dave so make some plans for it"

:-p


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: SuuPRlim on July 24, 2014, 09:12:00 AM
No, all I wish I could advise young lil dave to do differently is

"Do NOT climb that fence Dave, don't do it!!!"

Unfortunately lessons not learnt in blood are seldom remembered...


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: DMorgan on July 24, 2014, 09:35:35 AM
No, all I wish I could advise young lil dave to do differently is

"Do NOT climb that fence Dave, don't do it!!!"

Unfortunately lessons not learnt in blood are seldom remembered...

They can never take your sense of humour :D

I'd say keep crushing your parents at every card game, the practice will come in handy, and don't bother with Chemistry, you never really wanted to do computer science anyway


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Sark79 on October 18, 2014, 06:11:49 PM
As a kid I had an uncle who was a golf fanatic. He wasn't really an uncle, just one of those family friends who kids call uncle. He didn't have any children of his own and desperately tried to get my sister and I interested in golf. I used to go to his house most days after school where his wife would look after me until my family got home. He went to school with Scottish golfer Michael Miller and he also did lots of charity work with Sam Torrance over the years, his playing skill didn't match theirs, however he did play many amateur events. Right from the time that I first began to walk he tried to get me to join him on the golf course and eventually when I got to about 13 he gave up trying.  I wish I had taken him up on his offer to play golf with him. These days I really enjoy watching golf and became interested in it after watching Justin Rose have his amazing run at the Open some years ago while he was still an amateur. I forget what year that was, perhaps 1997? 

I would also like to have told myself to get an apprenticeship when I turned 16. Maybe its because I am currently watching lots of downloads of the "New Yankee Workshop" starring Norm Abram but the idea of working with wood interests me. In last nights episode, Norm expertly built a chicken coup from scratch. I guess I could still learn to become a skilled craftsman if I travelled to Pennsylvania to  join an Amish group. I doubt they would take me though as I don't speak German, don't really follow religion, I have a fear of heights and I also suffer from bad sunburn in overly sunny places. Pennsylvania's heat would pose a problem. I also tend to grow patchy beards and not the typical impressive Amish beard. I will probably just stick to buying products from Ikea rather than dreaming about building them myself


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: baldock92 on October 18, 2014, 06:29:40 PM
To just be confident with girls and to fold jacks!


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Sark79 on October 18, 2014, 07:33:05 PM
It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.


For years I thought you were much younger than me mate. I just clicked your name for the first time to find you are 35. Your forum name just made me assume you were in your 20's  :D


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Ironside on October 18, 2014, 07:44:29 PM
It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.


For years I thought you were much younger than me mate. I just clicked your name for the first time to find you are 35. Your forum name just made me assume you were in your 20's  :D

he was in his 20s when he signed up for the forum


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: rfgqqabc on October 18, 2014, 07:54:10 PM
R1,R2,L1,L2, up, down, left right, up, down, down, down.



Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Sark79 on October 18, 2014, 08:52:10 PM
It would have been 1990.
 
I'd tell myself to invent the internet and patent internet poker.


For years I thought you were much younger than me mate. I just clicked your name for the first time to find you are 35. Your forum name just made me assume you were in your 20's  :D

he was in his 20s when he signed up for the forum


True, lol.  I always thought he was about 18 when I first joined here years ago making him in his mid 20s now


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Nakor on October 18, 2014, 09:34:03 PM
R1,R2,L1,L2, up, down, left right, up, down, down, down.



Unlock weapons GTA ?


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: Kmac84 on October 18, 2014, 10:02:07 PM
Don't listen to the careers advisors at school they are targeted on getting you to uni.

When your 16 take the apprenticeship Ford offer you.

Start buying property as soon as you can.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: arbboy on October 18, 2014, 10:04:24 PM
Don't listen to the careers advisors at school they are targeted on getting you to uni.

When your 16 take the apprenticeship Ford offer you.

Start buying property as soon as you can.

always vote yes!


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: RED-DOG on October 18, 2014, 11:19:01 PM


always vote yes!


Straw Poll: Is he wrong?


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: The Wycher on October 20, 2014, 05:40:13 PM
Lots of things I could tell my 11 year old self though not sure I would listen to any of them and if I did I would probably have not ended up where I am now so nah just roll with it.

As for straw poll on voting Yes I'm 50/50 it's either yes or no depending on which side the coin comes down on. ;djinn;


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: rfgqqabc on October 20, 2014, 06:05:19 PM
R1,R2,L1,L2, up, down, left right, up, down, down, down.



Unlock weapons GTA ?

Yeah, think it was for GTA 3 which I got at 11 on my chipped ps2. Might have been Vice City though. Telling my 11 year old self anything would have been a waste, humans largely learn by making mistakes.


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: DMorgan on October 21, 2014, 01:47:25 PM
The next couple of months are gunna be kinda lame but the 14 years after that are gunna be goooooooood


Title: Re: What would you tell your 11 year old self?
Post by: VBlue on October 28, 2014, 09:46:08 AM
Don't tell your parents anything.