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In a thread that I hope will be in a similar vein to my last package, I will be selling bowl amounts of my 2x £125 bullets as an excuse to have another update / blog thread that has not much to do with the poker.  I will be selling 2x bullets (that will more than likely be bricked) for the WPT Warm Up at 1.2 which is a total of £300.  That means that a 1% sweat will set you back £3, the max I am willing to sell is 1% per bro.  I have let Todd and Trigg have 5% each as big investors in my previous packages.

It would be preferred if people buying shares were playing or planning on being at DTD so they can troll / angle / make my life as difficult as possible, though this is not essential.

For those not familiar with the tone of the previous thread, please see link:  http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=64450.0 (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=64450.0)

For those who don't know me, it has been alleged that I can poker.  For anyone who needs any references or vouches, please see some kind words quoted from some regular blonde posters*:




If anyone has any further questions, enquiries or accusations please feel free to comment ITT.

*Quotes from posters above may be fabricated and/or fatuous.

Brilliant OP.

1% please.

1% slag

I am a bit skint.... 0.5?

Also can we negotiate the mark up. Say 0.9?

1, as after all you arent entirely shit

Punters on Board for 1% Cap

SexyTreeMan
Sir Jaybizzle of Gill
AAKKendall
Junior Senior 'Still Negotiating Terms'
Alex 'Poor Grimmer' Goulder

£3>£2.60, I'm in.

Btw think I should qualify for a 5% chunk too, or did my £5.20 stake not count as a big investment?

Such a snob!

It did not.  Also, I've already grimmed you for best part of a bag and as much as I love the idea as going for an extra £12 on top, it would be the straw that breaks the camels back for my morals.

Oh yeh, warning to investors, the above is true.

You willing to do bullet 1 only?  Anybody want to split a percent?  All seems a bit rich to me. 

Following my recent chop, I have turned into a little bit of a diva and am prepared to ball out of control like a bawwwssssss.  I appreciate this is a huge package, and a big shot for many, but rest assured that I will give this package a certain %age of my attention.

im still being grimmed from this weekend. investors beware

I cannot miss this farce again, can I get 1?

Wrong thread met.  You're looking for the ***OFFICIAL WHINING LITTLE BITCH THREAD***.


Of course you can.  Punters are more than welcome ITT.

Anyone want to share a 1% with me? I'd take 1% myself but staked OP in Stars $35/180 SNG's and skint me :)

Punters on Board for 1% Cap

SexyTreeMan
Sir Jaybizzle of Gill
AAKKendall
Junior Senior
Alex 'Poor Grimmer' Goulder
OverTheHill
RedPunter
vcrihsrenno

For anyone who actually gives a shit, I would prefer the following payments in this order:

Stars (tomsom87)
Cash At Venue (In My Hand)
Bank Transfer (PM if you really have to send bank)

Sod it. I'll be wreckless and have the full 1%...punters gotta punt :)

Stars OK or 10p pieces at Dtd?

1% then

£3 shipped on 'Stars

Can I have some please? <3

Punters on Board for 1% Cap

SexyTreeMan
Sir Jaybizzle of Gill
AAKKendall
Junior Senior
Alex 'Poor Grimmer' Goulder
OverTheHill
RedPunter
vcrihsrenno
Tom 'GOAT' Langley
Brains

this is me? :p

I rather like my name - AAKKendall.

If it were double suited, I might even raise with it.

my name looks more like pickens than anything ive seen :D

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00488/brains_682_488052a.jpg)

Please someone pay in pennies

If I was at Dtd for this I would love to deposit £3 in 1ps on his table

Feeling super flush at the moment so will take 1 whole % if available!

1 Ball.
2 Bullets

Could Catch on.

Will send after you win...

can i get in for 0.5 please?
if no one wants to share i will go a full 1%
when you want the money by?

Ruud and Mr Blacklaw booked in to do a 1 ball.

Ironside has bagged himself 1% also.  I need the money sending asap cause I've got Christmas presents to buy and I need to wrap this scam up asap, it's already taken up too much of my time and I've only managed to get £6 in so far!!!

In all seriousness though, by dinner next Friday will be fine, won't be playing till Saturday.

If they do this they know they'll be getting paid back in pennies. Shouldn't be a issue mind. SNAP!

I would happily take my chances that I could get paid back in pennies.

Btw in for 1% probably not gonna pay

would like 1% also, the full 1%, i aint one of these 0.5% mugs

however, i have zero n stars, wont be in the club, so it's bank xfer for me

i'll need sort code and account number, and just to prove you are who you say you are i'll need the following:


your mums maiden name

a memorable place to you

your first pets name

your favourite meal

your NI number

your favourite colour

thanks

Prince Hagayumayai  Mick

This is what I'm talking about, ballin outta control!!!  To hopefully quash some of your fears that I may be some kind of Nigerian prince, please see answers below:


your mums maiden name

I think before she had me she was call Steve.

a memorable place to you

I once had a very average 5 minute wait in AMF car park in Scunthorpe.

your first pets name

First pet was called Badum Badum cause it was what it sounded like when I ran him over.

your favourite meal

Any meal.

your NI number

Currently trading at 41.62 a share, but I think it's a little overpriced so I'd say 40.84.

your favourite colour

HB2.

Punters on Board for 1% Cap

SexyTreeMan
Sir Jaybizzle of Gill
AAKKendall
Junior Senior
Alex 'Poor Grimmer' Goulder
OverTheHill
RedPunter
vcrihsrenno
Tom 'GOAT' Langley
Brains
Ruud
Tea Monkey
Born2Bubble

I'd take 1% but feel like you need a strong anti rail for this to work

no worries about that happening :)

Don't underestimate how much people at the table can hate me.  I will also be making some sartorial statements that will help with this endeavour.

i have no doubt, that everyone here would happily waste 3 quid in order for him to bust first hand of level 1 :D

$4.80 transfered to tomsom87 at current stars exchange rate = £3 and 1% now going and do a win or i will be having words

Bowl deets please

http://www.dusktilldawncasinonottingham.com/result-info.php?id=4409&name=wpt-warm-up&eid=47431 (http://www.dusktilldawncasinonottingham.com/result-info.php?id=4409&name=wpt-warm-up&eid=47431)

When is this utter farce taking place?
If the planets align it could be one epic rail photo

Saturday 8th November and Sunday 9th November.  I plan to use both bullets on the Saturday, but if I somehow fail to register the Saturday evening flight and have yet to make Day 2, I will play the Turbo Day 1 on Sunday.

If the unthinkable / impossible does happen, I hope to have one of the biggest anti-rails DTD has ever seen.

The word is spreading...

I'm looking forward to the moment when you start the final table and realise, despite selling in 1% blocks, you've somehow managed to sell 120% of yourself

It would be appropriate for this thread to end in a mass grim imo.

Rehman for 1%, will start looking into who I have received from at some point in the near future.

Thought you were gonna do funny updates and stuff like last time? Shame, that was part of the fun for me, but great result in todays 125 mate!

Tournament WPT125 Day 2
Back to Top
Place    Player Name    Prize   
1    David Loughlan    £5,000.00
2    Jonathan Nixon    £3,000.00
3    Thomas Somerville    £2,000.00

Kids on a roll!

Reserve me a piece for next time.

Don't mind stars or bank btw

Wp.

No WP to you.

Recd stars tyty

What?

Incred!

For the record, I never paid for my stake.

The lengths some people will go to just a get a free book!!

Just to clarify, the stake is for the £125 Warm Up this coming weekend.  My £125 bullet this weekend was an impulse buy due to overlay.

If people who haven't could start shipping money that would appreciated.  Stars preferred but bank ok.  If monies are not received before 12pm on the Saturday of Day 1 then you will not have a %age, unless you send really last minute, I will confirm on Friday.

Think Rexas' comment was taken a little too literally.

Epic scenes.

Yeah, I walked into it.

My plan had been to grim him for the £3, so I was thinking that was a proper own goal.

Still, the plan remains alive.

On plus side you're in form.

Minus side lightning rarely strikes twice.

:)

Does anyone know if there is a script/shortcut I can use to send 470 one cent payments via stars?

The Full Executive (5% Rinse) by Invitation Only

Trigg
Toddswain

Punters on Board for 1% Cap (Bold Received)

SexyTreeMan
Sir Jaybizzle of Gill
AAKKendall
Junior Senior
Alex 'Poor Grimmer' Goulder
OverTheHill
RedPunter
vcrihsrenno
Tom 'GOAT' Langley
Brains
Ruud
Tea Monkey
Born2Bubble
Ironside
Reh Bokk

Hahaha, amazing.  I did this to Vernon once.  Sent him about 40 odd amounts that fell short of the amount I actually owed him.  Yehhh...... good times.

1% of this remaining, don't really want to sell anymore than 25%.  For the unfortunate soul who ends up with the remaining 1%, I can only apologise for the outcome.

Stop bottling it and close one out!!!

Pretty sure I can't owe you money for this stake given that you're currently grimming me out of over 20x the value of what I now owe you from the last staking thread :p

rest

3 days ago:

"Hello tomsom87,

We have transferred GBP 62.00 from your account to '1Rexas1' as per your request.


Good luck to you both.

Regards,

PokerStars Cashier"


Get your act together.

4.70 dollars sent from "mickstery"

had to revert to stars 6 software

that newfangled 7 is odd

I'd like a list of all currencies that you don't accept please.....

Rec'd ty.



GBP, USD, Euro and CAD.  Should make this interesting.

Anyone want my 1 percent? Am gonna struggle to send this week as not got my internet bank deets or access to stars.

Book the man his 1%!! I'll sort tom out for you and you owe me a drink!

I was hoping to worm out of it and now i am getting offers to cover the debt. He literally has no chance of a return. I literally couldn't spend a worse £3

I might play this on the friday or saturday. If i play the friday i will leave the cash with someone who can pass it on. If i play Saturday i will come and find you to give you the gold

Sent. Humorlessly.

I've left mine in a brown paper bag in the usual place

dont think tom will be able to squeeze a brown paper bag full of cheddar through that convinient hole in the cubicle wall....

That's right up there with the least funny things you've ever said. And, given you've barely said anything funny lifetime, that's really saying something.

The Full Executive (5% Rinse) by Invitation Only

Trigg
Toddswain

Punters on Board for 1% Cap (Bold Received)

SexyTreeMan
Sir Jaybizzle of Gill
AAKKendall
Junior Senior Cash In or Around Venue
Alex 'Poor Grimmer' Goulder
OverTheHill
RedPunter
vcrihsrenno
Tom 'GOAT' Langley
Brains
Ruud (Currently finding a Travelex that will sell him £3 worth of Nigerian Naira)
Tea Monkey
Born2Bubble
Ironside
Reh Bokk


Remember the deadline to secure your part of this grim is 12 Noon on Saturday.  I have already bought in online, so you can guarantee that at least 50% of the money will be lost in the way it was intended.

I should perhaps also mention, that we are now closed for business with regards to further %'s.

Sorry, I misunderstood.

You expect me to PAY?

Do you know who I am?

Aren't you the guy who bought into the WSOP main and managed to blind out before finding a good enough starting hand?

And compared the buy in to roughly 90m3 of decent concrete?

No, I played several hands, at least two.

I can guarantee that if you make a financial commitment to this package I guarantee that I will play at least...   Twice as many hands as this!

Just reluctantly handed over £3 to Verncat1235. He was off to spend it wisely on chicken. If he hands it over to you then I am in. One way or another I am definitely getting grimmed

what happens if you get aces cracked first hand by 72o and your only dealt 1 hand?

Thats when we deploy the second brick!!!

Also, I do some strategy stuff that will make it unlikely that I end up playing a 600bb pot without seeing 5 cards and being extremely confident we still have the best hand.  I mean, hypothetically.

Who is that?  You know that I dont actually know / have never met him?  Sounds like you've been done over good and proper!  Just devastated I can't take the credit for it now.

ok if you dont get it all in with nut full house on river via quads i want a 50% refund

Oi you slag. Let me buy please ❤

Can't say no.  Send me £3 by 12 you slag.  No cash, no %.

For anyone who hasn't sent yet,  If I don't receive the £ by 12 Noon today or you haven't contacted me to arrange payment then your % won't be booked.

I've had to get up early to go get my hair cut pre drive to DTD.  I only mention this because there is a good chance I might be like Samson.  This is also relevant because much like Samson, I may use the second half of the stake to pay for hookers.

thread of biblical proportions!!!!!


do you see what i did there????

go get em tiger, grrrrrrrr

PAID £3 By Bank Transfer, after Mr Prawn got a bit confused about sending me his Bank Details.

What a palaver.

My stars is not letting me send Malawian Kwacha so can U PM me bank deets please bud

Just trialling an app that should help me do visual representations of upcoming events:

Seat draw is interesting, 13-2, Vernon 13-3.  Absolute dream for us.

In other news, we have played 2 small nots and not busted, thread delivers!

We do get the Aces early, somehow win a small one vs 2 players on a QJ8 9 5.  Whilst this is good news, in other slightly less positive news, we're currently looking at and listening to this:

Basically no activity halfway through level 3.  Raggy moved to my direct right.

Vernon is keeping up a continuous stream of weak PHA and other bunkum!  He also would have made trips on the river the other hand.  I will update the thread with any other cool stories as they transpire.

Just lost an intermediate sized pot with the nut flush draw.  Folded to big turn bet, 21k at first break.

Vernon giving hand analysis at the table, good to see him attempting to make the game softer

First hand after break we get a 6k short stack with AA.

So we get 88 in a 97 way pot, flop J88 and chips go in from multiple bros.  Some post flop gear happens and we now have 70k.

KK > JT for another 15k vs a limp jam.  Just played a really tilting pot where we raise UTG, an older guy calls.  We have K9hh, flop 338hh, we cbet he calls, turn 9, we bet he calls again, river x, goes check check, he has A9 no heart.

Table gets more interesting:

We have about 85k at 500/1000.

Just lost vs a 13bb stack where he raises UTG to 3100, we make it 5800 just expecting to get it in with JJ.  QT9cc, he just lead jams, we call he has KTcc for pretty much the joint and wins.  We still have >70k though so happy face.

Reh looking amazing courtesy of a loaned hoody!!!

Table break unfortunately, although perhaps not the best table for us in terms of £, a laugh was had.  93k at 800/1600, no big pots to speak of.

Just had AA < AK all in pre, runout is not favourable for our hand.  We still have ~60k though.

70k at 1k/2k.

In slightly better news, were 8 minutes off having the magical 20bb!

53k starting 1500/3000

70k starting 2k/4k, no activity to report.  Really quiet day.

have we won yet?

Just jammed 13bb with JT, bb calls with KJss, Kxx A Q

Lost a flip QTdd < 99 where we 3b jam for 16bb eff

So bvb we get AK in vs AA, sounds familiar.

we hit a straight?

We do not.  Going to play a 2nd bullet in the turbo in the morning.

In if your selling obv

helps if you play cards

or use a gun with the bullets (i learnt that one in the army)

You already have the 2nd bullet, no need to panic!

Missed a potential additional grim there!

this, such an amateur

Send the book back.

can we have a grim update pls

We have deployed the second brick and are in the turbo, level 3 currently.  I'm having phone juice issues but I will try and update as frequently as possible.  We have Bingham on our table again, he's still one Edward Cullen looking marfkr!!

He has also 3b us, so has been demoted to my 5th favorite live poker player from the Peterborough area, who is called Tommy.

Blinds going up quite quickly, we have just over starting at 300/600, been a bit of a roller coaster so far courtesy of a few questionable peels.

Stop peeling then!  :P

Punters gon punt though, you don't see a flop when you fold and I had valid quad draws pre flop.

Busto.  Older lady played her hand really well.  We flatted 76hh ip, Q85sss, she check calls, turn 4x she check calls, river Kx she checks again we jam and she snaps with AJss.  Gg.

Owned by an old lady.

And not in the Lisa Ann style you'd have liked.

Damn these student grimms

Uselessness

so you never went all in with nut house on river via quads on the first hand?

do i get a refund???????????????????????????????????????

cheers for the chicken donation though ;)

You are certainly entitled to ask for a refund.

spat my tea out