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Title: "How may i help you?" Post by: TightEnd on June 12, 2015, 10:29:16 AM A man called Dave Jordan, recently retired, got a part time role as an Asda meeter and greeter
he takes up the story (https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11227028_10207149921205521_7458941896008778101_n.jpg?oh=135e98044a0027b1d9a1b9bcdca92b8b&oe=55F204AB) "So after landing my new job as a Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda .” My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work." Title: Re: "How may i help you?" Post by: booder on June 12, 2015, 11:38:53 AM Awesome.
Title: Re: "How may i help you?" Post by: celtic on June 12, 2015, 11:50:39 AM |