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So lets be having all your best selections for Ascot alongside any special offers you see that we should be taking advantage of.  No doubt there will be selection a plenty for Fred but with Tikay and Tighty both on a Jolly there might be a lack of posting on there. 

It looks like it's going to be proper fast ground with predicted sunshine.

I'm probably going to take a few days off to watch the lot and enjoy a few cold ones while doing so. 

So you are a fan of the Monarchy, and our wonderful Royal Family, after all.

Can we expect to see you applauding the Royal Procession, bowing as Her Majesty passes by, and enthusiastically waving the Union Jack?

Here here.

Can't wait!

Haha something like that. 

Never mind all this horse racing, is there a 'what colour hat will the Queen wear' market we can get stuck into?

Royal Ascot?  Really?  Stratford and Uttox jumps tomorrow and Wednesday with the Greyhound derby inbetween on Tues night at Towcester.  What a lovely little road trip around the Midlands in the sun.  No fancy dress required either.  Shorts and flip flops fine at all venues :cheers:

I'm going for gold.:

Ribchester - Queen Anne
Kings Stand - Lady Aurelia
Prince of Wales - Jack Hobbs
Norfolk - McErin
Gold Cup - Order of St George
Commonwealth - Caravaggio
St James Palace - Barney Roy

£50 acca.  If that wins I'm taking 3 month off going to Portugal for 8 weeks and Vegas for the Main Event.  ( I can dream)

1-3 RyRy is buying money. Wins easily barring unforeseens.

Double Ryan @ 1-3 with Mayweather @ 1-6, comes to almost 4-7. Luvverly.

Can't see Moore not winning top Jock. 

Thought Frankie might be worth a tickle at the prices though. 

Missing all this as going to Vegas (thin).  Good luck all.

FWIW arbboy not sure the dress code is the deciding factor.  I went to York on Saturday and there were 4 handicaps with over 16 runners. 

Where we were, every single bookie bar 1 was going a fifth first 4.  I was reading through the racecard and there was some guff saying that every bookie had to offer at least a fifth first 4 when over 16 runners.  How is that protecting the punters?  When did this become nornal?

Would defo wear a jacket to get quarter first 4.

WOn't be having many issues with EW terms at Uttox and Stratford tomorrow.  Small fields, low margins the bookies bet to.  Win only is the order of the day.  1/5 1,2,3,4 is minimum standards required to offer on course 16-19 runners,  1/4 1,2,3,4 for 20+ runners.  Some of the traditional old school layers still offer 1/4 on 16+ plus the high st firms on course as well.  Just a case of shopping around.

I think you should be wearing a fascinator as well just as a token gesture to RA and her maj.

I got 5/6 in my acca of first 3 in the betting.  Pretty unlucky today in that the one that beat me was literally a toss up, would have been a stonking Ascot had that came in.  Cheerfilly was the culprit today. 

Blue is the joint fav @ 3/1 for Betty Battenbergs hat on Tuesday.

More likely my Golden State Warriors baseball cap as a token gesture to the NBA legends who made me a right pretty penny this season! Fuck fascinators!

Get that man a 6pack of carling

As a Stella man I thought Arb would be on the Special T when he was on a racing jolly. 

Anyway time to get the thread back on track who's punting. 

I've got a few of Channings and a few of my own.  #Bawdeep

I like stella cidre (even used the posh french word!!)

Run you little horsies ruuuuuuuuuun

What price was lime-green and was anyone on?

8/1 not on.

Obvs showing Theresa May she has more support for SF than the DUP.

Ffs, was all over avacado.

Avacado?

Guac the hell were you thinking?

Hugh Taylor can't half pick 'em.

YEah followed him in yesterday.  Channing also put that one up. 

wesley ward runners in the 5.35 might be worth a rev forecast as to some extent their performance would be linked.

godolphin pair I meant lol

They were the only two I went with in that race. Oh well,  it was paid for by his earlier runner anyway

 :D

Some day by Channing. 

I was well in front myself and I have 3/7 in my ante post acca.    #OneTime

Just a bit.

As you know, he generally puts up 2 or 3 per race, but he had a spiffing day.

7/1 place in the 1st.

11/1 winner in the 2nd.

16/1 place in the 3rd.

5/2 winner in the 4th

16/1 winner, 25/1 3rd & 25/1 4th in the last.


I cant get on from out here, but Tighty always puts these on for me without me even asking, so I got the lot. That's right Tighty, yes? You did get me on, yeah?

Tighty. TIGHTY.

You DID get me on all of Channing's stuff today, right?

TIGHTY

Think you won as much as I did today :D

Well done Neil, superb stuff.

Only bet I had today, was one I did a couple weeks ago.

Lady Aurelia to break the record. Seeing that result sucked, just a bit.

You might just be right.

Can't rely on Tighty these days, shocking really.

PS - Tal Bloke is playing at Aria today, if you happen to be passing.

You'd think he spent a lot of time on here, with him wanting a holiday and that...

I might be evening-ish, as I need to go register for Sunday at the Rio, and could swing by on the way back to the cheap streets.

I blame Frankie - he did break something though.

Think Tal is playing that, too.

Mate said Frankie was hurt, and the jockey didn't ride LA out.

I've not seen it, though.

Once he knew I was throwing another dead 1500 into the pot?

Frankie broke a small bone in his shoulder when he got unseated on Sunday - he must be almost as gutted as you are :(

:D

Thread hijacked by those pesky gamblers in Vegas. 

What we flicking it in on today gamblers?

My biggest swet of the day is likely to be Jack Hobbs it's leg 4 of my ante post 7 fold. 

I have a few of Channings selections and a few of my own the ones I liked were:

Race 1 - Daban. Mrs Gallagher
Race 2 - Happy like a Fool
Race 3 - GretaG - this is an unknown.
Race 4 - Jack Hobbs
Race 5 - Banksea, Yuften, Hors De Combat
Race 6 - Silibance, Queen of Time

Couple of lucky 15's with them as well and a placepot. 

How about electric-blue for Lizzie's titfer?

Meh

I <3 HughT.

Meh, Jack Hobbs was always the weak link in my acca I felt with the ground but when they came for it I thought we might just have a chance. 

C'est la vie

I had 3 winners and a place from first four races in 5/6folds e/w.

Had George William and El VIP in that last race.

George William beaten by the draw and El VIP never given a chance by fucking Spencer, sitting at the back likes it's 3 furlongs longer to the finish.

He must know it's almost impossible to win from there in a sprint like that?  Fuming.

Yuh, Jamie's straight course record at Ascot is terrible...

The horse's last 2 wins came when held up and it finished last when challenging the leaders.  Seems the tactics were obvious.  Quite a long sprint too. 

Missing betting on Ascot. 

He gave it zero chance in that race, that's for sure.

Nothing from off the pace had a chance tbf. If a frontrunner wins a cavalry charge it can only ever be down to the fact that they haven't gone that quick in front. Horses like this are never winning that sort of race, whoever's on top.

Jamie fkin Spencer, awful again on Con Te Partiro. Horse bailed him out. Crazy.

Typical.

Lols.  I hate Spencer, I really do but you could see what he was doing with El Vip. 

Know nothing about horse racing but fancy some afternoon punts.

Any suggestions as to where I should be placing my ice-cream funds?

Santry in today's first race @~7/1 is Jason Weaver's best bet of the entire meeting fwiw.

Anyway Harbour Law looks a very good bet to me in the Gold Cup.  Something like 37 on the machine.  Ran badly last time, but it was first race of the season and shaped like he needed a big trip last season.  Obv could fail horribly after the last race, but that is in price.

Meh

https://twitter.com/geraghtyracing/status/877865308459065344

Nice life betting to those %'ages!  FML.   Just the 295%!  Probably any others on request as well to give them the extra edge of having a skinner and none of them actually winning!

Meh £0 e/w from the USA.  Rubbish.

Almost like they only watered one side of the course overnight.

Gotta love a Stickels!

Those odds look generous compared to this pitch;
6/4, 6/4, 5/2, 3/1, 4/1, 4/1, 4/1, 5/1, 5/1, 5/1, 6/1, 8/1, 20/1, others on request! dead-heat rules apply.
Photo proof at 1330 entry of link.
Best bit is the £50 max bet, because you can't be too careful

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/horse-racing/40303863

She wore blue at the opening of Parliment, surely not going to wear blue two days in a row...wish this was up on BF could have got balls deep into laying blue at 2-1

Away from all the diva bollocks at RA there look to be four big name trainers/jockeys travelling a fair distance for only one runner/ride at Marker Rasen over the jumps today.  Always like these angles at the best of times but especially when they are the 'away' meeting on the day to RA/Cheltenham.

Bowens travels 260 miles to run/ride Earthmoves 355 MR for one runner/ride
Nicholls/STDavies on Moabit 320 MR 215 miles for one runner/ride
NeilMulholland/Noel Fehily on Kristal Hart 210 MR 194 miles for one runner/ride
Ronan McNally comes from Ireland (two runners) one of them has Richard Johnson's only ride of the day Da Baba Elephant 435 MR.

Think you could do worse for a lucky 15 today than bang these four 'triers' in together.

Watch out argues going in for the kill

If they come in buddy you will be able to treat yourself to another big bag of cheese and onion!!!

Good Luck

By the way

I'm on

Ding-ding all aboard - love this bet Arb.

Added bonus is the lucky15 should keep my account sweet too.

50% strike rate can't be bad well done

Backed Da baba Elephant on its own for a nice profit, now reinvested the profit on an apprentice i sponsor in the last race taking 6/1 a place on Duffy Allen

Cheese and onion on you Trev!

Of course

That was a stinker from spencer, dont know why hes got to get there on the line.

How'd everyone get on? Was a brilliant 5 days wasn't it.

Great 5 days. Loved it.

My wife even watched it and enjoyed the antics of Matt Chapman. She has no interest in betting but thought the coverage was more entertaining than Channel 4.

Racing definitely needs to appeal to a wider audience.

I think recruiting Ollie Bell and Francesca Cumani is working out especially well as they already know everyone in racing.

Personally I showed a nice little profit thanks to following Hugh Taylor's selections mostly.