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Chinese researchers have teleported a photon from the Gobi desert to a satellite orbiting five hundred kilometres above the earth.

This is achieved through quantum entanglement, a process where two particles react as one with no physical connection between them.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-40573621/first-object-teleported-to-earth-s-orbit

Sounds fascinating but when the thread has 2 women in the semi finals at Wimbledon at 500-1 and 66-1 it
doesn't float my boat as much as it should.

So, a physicist goes to an ice cream parlor every week, and orders an ice cream sundae for himself and offers one to the empty stool sitting next to him. This goes on for a while, until the owner finally asks him what he is doing.

The physicist says, "Well, I am a physicist and *Quantum Mechanics* teaches us that it is possible for the matter above this stool to spontaneously turn into a woman who might accept my offering and fall in love with me."

The owner says, "Well lots of single, beautiful woman come in here everyday. Why don't you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you?"

And the physicist says, "Yeah, well what are the odds of that happening!"

Proton walks into a bar.
Barman says 'sorry mate, no electrons'
Proton replies 'nah, I'm not an electron, I'm a proton'
Barman says 'are you sure?'
Proton replies 'Yep, I'm positive'

Another subatomic particle joins the proton at the bar and the barman gives him a free drink.
Proton says 'Hey, how come he doesn't have to pay?'
Barman says 'He's a neutron so there's no charge'

Supercollider? I hardly know her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An Algorithm.

ha ha :D  Like this.

Don't encourage him.

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