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Title: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: atdc21 on July 13, 2017, 03:03:30 PM
a Leopard never changes his spots...........once a *unt always a *unt
for example


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:20:38 PM
 You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:22:27 PM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)



Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:23:23 PM
Measure twice, cut once.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:32:26 PM
It's better to have your enemies inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:37:05 PM
Hear all see all say nowt, eat all sup all pay nowt, and if tha does owt for nowt, do it for thisen.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:38:17 PM
The man who farts in church must sit in his own pew.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:43:46 PM
Don't kick your granny while she's shaving.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:54:22 PM
Do not call your dog with a whip in your hand.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 05:58:23 PM
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 06:00:53 PM
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Karabiner on July 13, 2017, 06:03:05 PM
There is no free lunch(or curry).


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: EvilPie on July 13, 2017, 06:09:39 PM

It's better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: bagel on July 13, 2017, 06:16:50 PM
you cant polish a turd


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Cavey007 on July 13, 2017, 06:26:07 PM
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: bagel on July 13, 2017, 06:48:53 PM
where the f*** do i find the apostrophe symbol on my keyboard

ok it"s not a saying but been annoying me

help


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Karabiner on July 13, 2017, 06:58:22 PM
where the f*** do i find the apostrophe symbol on my keyboard

ok it"s not a saying but been annoying me

help

Below the @ on mine.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 06:59:09 PM
A bad workman blames his tools.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: arbboy on July 13, 2017, 07:02:06 PM
You can't eat value.

No such thing as a bad priced winner.

You never go skint laying a short one.

You never see a skint bookie


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 07:16:47 PM
There is none so blind as them what won't listen.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 07:22:18 PM
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Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: atdc21 on July 13, 2017, 07:39:27 PM
haha well lots of replies  :)
but most people are just quoting old saying, unlike the one that got deleted, which would of qualified.
what i mean is new wording for old saying, keeping the meaning the same, as in my example.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 07:51:19 PM
haha well lots of replies  :)
but most people are just quoting old saying, unlike the one that got deleted, which would of qualified.
what i mean is new wording for old saying, keeping the meaning the same, as in my example.



I know. I didn't read the thread title properly. ;marks;


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: arbboy on July 13, 2017, 07:53:17 PM
haha well lots of replies  :)
but most people are just quoting old saying, unlike the one that got deleted, which would of qualified.
what i mean is new wording for old saying, keeping the meaning the same, as in my example.



I know. I didn't read the thread title properly. ;marks;


I didn't understand the title so just copied you Tom!


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2017, 08:10:44 PM
You can't teach an old red dog new tricks.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Karabiner on July 13, 2017, 08:11:01 PM
Get knotted.

Die in a grease fire.


How droll.

Rofflecopters.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: atdc21 on July 13, 2017, 08:22:40 PM
thats it karabiner  :)
lol the title wasnt the best.....but im only a simple country boy :D


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: atdc21 on July 14, 2017, 08:08:54 AM
that's great......
cool beans


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 14, 2017, 10:15:16 AM
Etc

n ting.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: EvilPie on July 14, 2017, 10:29:09 AM
Etc

n ting.

Nice


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Mohican on July 14, 2017, 10:29:22 AM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)


You can age a horse by looking at it's teeth. If you receive a horse as a gift, it's considered impolite to look in its mouth as you can see if you've been gifted an old or new horse( summat like that I think). You should just accept the gift in the spirit it was given.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 14, 2017, 10:36:12 AM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)


You can age a horse by looking at it's teeth. If you receive a horse as a gift, it's considered impolite to look in its mouth as you can see if you've been gifted an old or new horse( summat like that I think). You should just accept the gift in the spirit it was given.



10/10


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 14, 2017, 10:40:28 AM
How do you do.


Sup blud.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Mohican on July 14, 2017, 10:44:30 AM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)


You can age a horse by looking at it's teeth. If you receive a horse as a gift, it's considered impolite to look in its mouth as you can see if you've been gifted an old or new horse( summat like that I think). You should just accept the gift in the spirit it was given.




10/10
I'm available for Appleby.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: RED-DOG on July 14, 2017, 10:45:46 AM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)


You can age a horse by looking at it's teeth. If you receive a horse as a gift, it's considered impolite to look in its mouth as you can see if you've been gifted an old or new horse( summat like that I think). You should just accept the gift in the spirit it was given.
I'm available for Appleby.



10/10


Quoting skills 2/10


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: Mohican on July 14, 2017, 10:48:44 AM
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)


You can age a horse by looking at it's teeth. If you receive a horse as a gift, it's considered impolite to look in its mouth as you can see if you've been gifted an old or new horse( summat like that I think). You should just accept the gift in the spirit it was given.
I'm available for Appleby.



10/10


Quoting skills 2/10
Check it Fam. (Have a look old chap)
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. (without Googling what does this mean where does it come from?)


You can age a horse by looking at it's teeth. If you receive a horse as a gift, it's considered impolite to look in its mouth as you can see if you've been gifted an old or new horse( summat like that I think). You should just accept the gift in the spirit it was given.




10/10
I'm available for Appleby.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: bobAlike on July 14, 2017, 05:19:04 PM
All's well that rivers well.


Title: Re: Old sayings you like to change to modern ways
Post by: atdc21 on July 14, 2017, 06:58:58 PM
That's it Tom, now u r rolling  :)