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Pick two to defend you, the rest will be coming to kill you

why those two?

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Man with rifle - to shoot you through the head - as which ever options you choose your dead.

Gorillas + man with rifle. Hide in a tree and pray. Better get your eagle smasher ready i suppose. Maybe an automatic would be enough?

3 bears are massively better than 4 lions. They'd crush the lions' skulls in a single swipe.

10,000 anythings is handy. If just 200 broke through the defence, you'd be in trouble.

What are the 10k things?  Small rodents obviously.  You could run over them and squash a lot I would think, it's not like you'd stand still.

Probably go for the gun and bears or lions.   If the bears are up for it I'd go for them but they often like a snooze and plod about - if it's that sort of bear I'd go with lions.

I'd get the gun on my side, simply becaus I don't want him on the other side.

50 eagles I think, 1 seagull at the seaside can be pretty annoying, so suspect 50 seagulls would be enough to put off the rest.

Male lions are pretty lazy, the crocodiles would come and they'd be like whatever, and just go back to sleep.

Crocodiles are way too thick to work out which side they are on.

Wolves don't strike me as defenders.

Rifle and 50 Eagles

Having air superiority is surely the best thing in any war.

10,000 rats actively trying to kill you are going to overwhelm any of the other quantities, so I'll take them and the marksman.

Saw a video of 3 chained up sled dogs holding back a hungry polar bear. Pretty sure wolves are like sled dogs on speed so if their lives depend on it they'd be handy to have on your side.

I don't see how you can possibly survive if you have 10000 rats determined to take your eyeballs. They can eat through steel wire armoured cable, they're tough bastards with an instinct to live. There's nothing on that list that could possibly stop them before they got to you so you really have no choice but to have them on your side.

Think my choice would have to be the wolves and the rats. I've seen leopards take down alligators so hopefully the wolves can sort them out with the rats providing a distraction.

Got to use the rats wisely and preserve the wolves though especially against the geezer with the gun.

If everybody attacks at once it's going to be problematic without doubt and the first wave of eagles is going to be an absolute c**t.

If 4-5 eagles can handle the shooter before he takes aim, then ill take them + rats.

A few hundred rats for each animal + the remaining eagles should be enough

Certainly wouldn't want the eagles and rats on the other side, no real defence v either

Yea, Eagles and rats.

Eagles can always lift you up out of trouble if it gets a bit too much. Send them straight for the guy with the gun while rats run defence. Then split the eagles into groups and get pecking at the eyes. Rats can then take over offense and eagles on patrol.

Eagles and rats was my first choice but I can't figure out how they sort out those armour plated alligators?

Rats couldn't possibly have any affect no matter how many there are and I'm pretty sure the eyes are very well protected.

Could 20 eagles potentially pick up an alligator and then drop it from high enough to kill it?

Same. I'll take the numbers. Crocodiles would be of lowest priority given their limited mobility, whereas I'd have no escape versus an eagle or 10k rodents.

Crocs and rifle.

Use crocs as a den.

Live on the island in the middle of the Crocs lake. In their natural habitat and you've only gotta worry about the Eagles.

Need to know how much ammo the rifleman has...

Ha. Enjoyed this when I got sent it the other day.

I went for sniper & rats as pretty sure I could find a building that the others couldn't access and then just pick them off.

I'd take the eagles and the rifle and just start running. Pretty much negates the use of the rats, crocs, gorillas and bears and the rifle guy could pick off the others while the eagles harass them from the air. Make it a war of attrition and humans can outrun pretty much any animal on the planet.

Can I have a fiver on the wolves please?

And give me some action on the lions please.

I'd take that bet.

Wolves usualy give up after a mile or so https://animalsake.com/gray-wolf-facts (https://animalsake.com/gray-wolf-facts).   With 50 eagles at them, zero chance they bother chasing for long.

Ever seen these fellas?  Humans are pretty good on stamina too

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o

If we are using buildings and lakes to protect I self, I'd just build a fortress and get myself a gerbil to protect me.  Feck running.

This is who you choose to play against YOU, not picking the best human.

I reckon the average person holding a rifle is a rubbish shot. 6 billion people on this planet and how many can hit a tin can from twenty paces?

Average animals in this list are nearer peak fighting evolution than humans, who enjoy JustEat, Uber, social media and Gogglebox.

In this context, most of us play one simple role: dinner.

I'll take action on a rifle owner in full hunting gear being able to hit a tin can from twenty paces.

You assume the rifle person can shoot and I'll assume the animals have not been raised in a zoo.

Wait, was this scenario created by a person who ate a pot brownie on a trip to the zoo?

Lions sleep for between 18-20 hours a day. They have absolutely 0 chance of outrunning humans.