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Title: When you wake up.... Post by: TightEnd on February 15, 2018, 11:55:26 AM You go to sleep
When you wake up its the year 1900 What job are you qualified to do and why? Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: celtic on February 15, 2018, 03:59:15 PM Shit shoveller.
Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Longines on February 15, 2018, 04:04:57 PM Something boring, bookkeeper or similar. Red flag man.
Psychic? "Her maj is looking a bit peaky" Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Marky147 on February 15, 2018, 04:08:46 PM Shit shoveller. Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: EvilPie on February 15, 2018, 04:16:29 PM Physicist.
"Matt's theory of relativity" has a certain ring to it don't you think? I might decide to discover gravity as well. I think I could possibly invent the washing machine and vacuum cleaner. I've got an engineering background and could just about figure those out with a bit of help from some grad students who were amazed at my foresight and wanted to work with me on all this new fangled tech. Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: RED-DOG on February 15, 2018, 04:34:53 PM Stockman.
Livery. Gamekeeper. Lumper. Builder. Tree feller. Tinker. Postillion. Salesman. Coachman. Gigolo. Stoker. Blacksmith. Monger. Grinder. Pest control Milestone inspector. Lighthouse keeper. Banksman. Medium. Farmer. Whipper in. Prospector. Lamp lighter. Night watchman. Alchemist. Rag and bone man. Night soil man. Etc.... Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Longines on February 15, 2018, 04:58:15 PM Postillion. Cheers, I learned something today, only knew the cards version. Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Knottikay on February 16, 2018, 02:18:11 PM .............Start my 1st day at work as a Sky Poker Analyst
Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Woodsey on February 16, 2018, 03:40:11 PM A shagger, a cling on and an alcoholic apparently...... ;D
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: HutchGF on February 16, 2018, 06:39:13 PM Probably a Science teacher still. Be nice to be ahead of the game for once, it is difficult to stay modern in these increasingly technologically advanced times.
Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Ironside on February 16, 2018, 09:16:35 PM Solider (done)
Sailor (2nd choice) Candlestick maker (ok never done but cant be hard) Cooper (did during school holidays) Distiller (did during holiday) Groundsman (helped out on golf course when i used to spend 12 hours a day there) Ghillie (helped out on the spey and local moorland as a kid) Fishing Boats (mum's family are fishers grand dad and uncle skippered there own boats) Shelf Filler (saturday job) Fruit Picker /tattie Picker/farm labourer/dairy man (couple of weeks a year well paid) Logistics (my trade in the army) Mountain Rescue/Guide love hill walking give me a map and compass and a pair of hiking boats an i was in heaven all these i presume as pre accident Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: Jon MW on February 17, 2018, 07:20:02 PM My wife only graduated last year with a biology degree so she's very clear on how she could 'discover' a whole bunch of stuff in 1900; she says she'd probably start with the structure of DNA.
My job would be to take the credit as I'm the man* * Science Wife was not too keen on my job and punched me in the arm, I just thought I was being realistic :D Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: RED-DOG on February 17, 2018, 07:29:59 PM My wife only graduated last year with a biology degree so she's very clear on how she could 'discover' a whole bunch of stuff in 1900; she says she'd probably start with the structure of DNA. My job would be to take the credit as I'm the man* * Science Wife was not too keen on my job and punched me in the arm, I just thought I was being realistic :D Thereby proving that women are not logical or practical. Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: MintTrav on February 17, 2018, 08:28:54 PM With the knowledge we've got, even as laymen, on a vast range of subjects, we could all be world experts and innovators in many fields. Choosing which fields to pass on, when we could dominate them, would be difficult. Maybe Government Minister would be the best use of us, if our radical ideas hadn't alienated too many people. Coping with the frustration of being opposed by Luddites and vested interests might the biggest problem.
Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: TightEnd on February 18, 2018, 09:58:32 AM (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWK7iZFX4AEZ002.jpg)
Title: Re: When you wake up.... Post by: booder on February 18, 2018, 10:16:10 AM Some terrific professions there.I particularly like Turnip shepherd and invisible net maker.
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