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This one comes in two parts.

Part one.

When you take your underpants off, do do you A: Lower them to the floor, step out of them with one foot and use the other to kick them up in the air so that you can catch them? or B: Do something weird?

NB: Anything other than A is obviously weird.

I can't do A, but would fall into the weird category anyway :D

Does that mean you used to do A when you could do it or were you always weird?

i do similar, but try to kick them straight into washing basket first !

A ftw. Unless someone else is taking them off for you. Then be careful, you could injure them.

Sometimes weird, as I've no doubt done A on occasions in the past.

That counts of course, as does trying to kick them onto a lamp shade or your recumbent wife's face.

Thank you.

I do A, but usually aim for the wife/kids/cat for lols.

My wife truly hates it.

Hatred keeps the marriage alive!!!

OK. So I think we've established that most men habitually, or at the very least occasionally kick their underwear up in the air and catch it.
Now we can proceed to part two of the question.

Have you ever seen a woman do it?

I'll be the first to admit that my experience of watching women remove their underwear is somewhat limited, but I never have.

I was going to say I wonder why that is but I realised that I was leaving myself open to too many jokes.

Sure I have done A in the past, but most of the time just pick them up and put them in the laundry bag.   Dare say I don't pay much attention and can't say it would bother me if someone else kicked theirs. 

I don't have much of a sample size of long term marriages, but the way some people do their little things seems to bother me way less than the eay I do my little things seems to annoy others.  Might start making more effort in the underwear kicking department?

I think you've hit on something there.

When I was younger I was much more judgemental than I am now. I thought there was a 'proper' way to behave and to live your life, so I would try to conform and I would judge others on their level of conformity too.

Now I'm older I try not to worry about any of that. As long as people are fair and decent, good luck to them I say.

That said, In my dotage I'm very aware when people go out of their way to be kind or pleasant, and I defy anyone not to feel great themselves when they do. I'm convinced it's the key to happiness.

OK. Back to women's underwear.

I have a lady friend that likes to catapult her bra at me by stretching between fingers like a elastic band (not complaining btw) but ive not seen her do a football goal esqe style celebration that i would when she hits the mark !

i do this every night , i genuinely thought i was the only one who did 'my party trick'. Im gobsmacked by this.

The other thing i do is shuffle my feet along so that it drags my socks off. Saves bending down and also impresses the Mrs !

I would like to call Ralph to the stand.

Is nobody else worried about this?? Why are you taking off your underwear in front of the kids?  :o :o :D

I do the flick and catch trick, but I just always assumed that all men did just like always giving your wife/partner the windmill after a shower.