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Title: Microwave
Post by: RED-DOG on August 15, 2020, 11:14:49 AM
We has to choose between one with 47 buttons and a separate setting for everything, or one with two cooker stylee knobs and a separate setting for nothing.


The real deal breaker was the fancy one had a 'Mute' button to make it cook things quietly. That means it can cook quietly, but they allow it to cook loudly unless you press a button.

Tossers.








Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: nuros on August 15, 2020, 12:09:03 PM
lol


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: MintTrav on August 15, 2020, 12:26:25 PM
And, once you have it, you'll only use On and the timer.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: EvilPie on August 15, 2020, 01:45:34 PM
And, once you have it, you'll only use On and the timer.

This.

I have a fancy combo micro oven thing with multiple settings for everything you could imagine.

The only button I use is the auto 30 seconds at max power.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: EvilPie on August 15, 2020, 01:45:49 PM
Tossers


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: RED-DOG on August 15, 2020, 02:11:54 PM
Here's a bit of technology that does my swede in.

In my camper I have a radio/CD player circa 2007. You press the left hand knob to turn it on and press the same know again to turn it off.

The thing is, you have to hold the knob in for about three seconds to turn it off.

Why for fecks sake? What are they worried about?

What is the worst that could happen if it went off too quickly? Are they afraid I'll suffer withdrawal symptoms or get the musical bends?

It's amazing just how long 3 seconds is when you're seething.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: RED-DOG on August 15, 2020, 02:19:20 PM
Also, why does the charging lead always plug into the most inconvenient bit of your laptop?


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: celtic on August 15, 2020, 05:06:14 PM
I blame Ronnie O'Sullivan.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: RED-DOG on August 15, 2020, 06:04:47 PM
I blame Ronnie O'Sullivan.



Tosser.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: RED-DOG on August 15, 2020, 06:26:00 PM
BTW Vin. One of my life's as yet unfulfilled ambitions is to buy you dinner.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: celtic on August 15, 2020, 06:34:38 PM
BTW Vin. One of my life's as yet unfulfilled ambitions is to buy you dinner.

That would be great.

I would be very agreeable to that.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: Royal Flush on August 17, 2020, 09:43:01 AM
BTW Vin. One of my life's as yet unfulfilled ambitions is to buy you dinner.

Another decade of hard graft and saving and you'll get there.


Title: Re: Microwave
Post by: celtic on August 23, 2020, 07:03:36 PM
BTW Vin. One of my life's as yet unfulfilled ambitions is to buy you dinner.

Another decade of hard graft and saving and you'll get there.

:)