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Title: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:10:29 PM I found this amongst my e-mails last week.....
A blonde Cap to the best suggested reply. I have edited the e-addy. ".....ATTN: PLEASE HELP ME OUT OF THIS TROUBLE. This email may come to you as a surprise but the debilitating situation I found myself compelled me to contact you in this manner. I am sincerely sorry to intrude into your privacy. I am of the opinion that you are in a better position to help me out of this awful predicament. I am Mrs. HANNAH RASHEED the wife of late LT. - Gen. Dennis AHMED MOMOH RASHEED former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER (West African Peacekeeping Force in Sierra Leone) who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance "War". My three daughters and I are trapped in horrible custom traditional norms. We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child {heir apparent} for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had, (wealth) belongs to his brothers/family. And I am to be remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently refused. They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them. I wanted to escape to the United State of America or Europe with my Children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling document to further frustrate me. Thank God, two weeks ago, I received key text code (KTC) from a Security & Finance Company that my late husband deposited USD $ 8.7m {Eight million Seven hundred thousand Dollars} cash with this Company. It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone or whom-ever from abroad, A foreigner like you to help me receive or secure these funds overseas in a reliable bank account/ (Presumably an empty Bank Account, if available) and to help invest it on our behalf as well, while we find a way of getting out to meet with you in your Country. These funds are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company to avoid detection, Seizure or Diversion. I have had several telephone discussions with the Assistance Director of the Security Company, who has express his honest concern and willingness to assist me on meeting any company's demand, as soon as I submit a reliable bank account for the wire transfer. This is why I have contacted you to help save us and you to accept to receiving these funds on our behalf. But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you will not divert the funds. My Children and I have resolved to give you a wonderful percentage that might be considerate of the total sum. This is all my Children and I have got to live on. Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response, including your fax nr. For easier communication. NB: The Secret codes (E.g. Pin number. Secret Access Code) for this fund is safely kept with me whom I can give you as soon as you express desire to help me. Stay blessed and God grant you all your heart wishes, Amen! Mrs. Hannah Rasheed. Please, reply to me as soon as possible to this email address: *****@myway.com or *****1950@hotmail.com Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Nem on March 25, 2006, 02:12:17 PM LOL
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ifm on March 25, 2006, 02:16:22 PM Poor woman sounds like she needs help.
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Wardonkey on March 25, 2006, 02:17:57 PM Send her a large cheque to help her release the funds...
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: raab11 on March 25, 2006, 02:18:55 PM TK tell her to fold AQ Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:19:34 PM Poor woman sounds like she needs help. Maybe you should send her a copy of your Passport & Credit Card then Ian....... Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Cybertim on March 25, 2006, 02:20:39 PM ask her if she will sponsor 2000 blondes for the wsop main event
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ifm on March 25, 2006, 02:22:43 PM Maybe you should send her a copy of your Passport & Credit Card then Ian....... Believe me they don't need that much information!! Wht don't you put 'em up in your spare room for a while? Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:25:17 PM Maybe you should send her a copy of your Passport & Credit Card then Ian....... Believe me they don't need that much information!! Wht don't you put 'em up in your spare room for a while? No Ian, after YOU, I would not want to deny you that pleasure...... Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 25, 2006, 02:26:22 PM ask her if she will sponsor 2000 blondes for the wsop main event rotflmfao Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ifm on March 25, 2006, 02:26:37 PM Hehehehe, i have enough women problems at the moment, thanks anyway :D
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: booder on March 25, 2006, 02:26:48 PM poor woman........i am glad her email found its way to such a kind hearted and generous person like tikay and not you other cynical people
please keep us up to date with any developments in her plight god bless you tikay Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Newmanseye on March 25, 2006, 02:26:57 PM Click delete.
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:28:27 PM Hehehehe, i have enough women problems at the moment, thanks anyway :D Yeah, me too - my problem is a complete lack of women problems! No pleasing men, eh? When we have a Lady, we moan, when don't, we moan.... Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:29:35 PM I think Booder is in Pole Position for the prize right now! Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ariston on March 25, 2006, 02:34:32 PM Ive got a few empty bank account she's welcome too after my recent great run of form.
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: thetank on March 25, 2006, 02:39:06 PM $8.7million, wow.
I'd inform her that you feel great sympathy and would love to help. Unfortunately, because you were born yesterday, the bank won't give you an account until you're a little older. Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: snoopy1239 on March 25, 2006, 02:39:08 PM It's disheartening when these people target the elderly. ;hide;
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Nem on March 25, 2006, 02:40:00 PM It's disheartening when these people target the elderly. ;hide; LMAO!!! Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:40:15 PM It's disheartening when these people target the elderly. ;hide; WHAT? Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: snoopy1239 on March 25, 2006, 02:41:39 PM If they've taken all her treasures and whatnot, surely selling the fax machine and computer would be a temporary solution.
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Ironside on March 25, 2006, 02:42:07 PM surely thius cant be a fraud if it was surely she would of said 10 million and not exactly 8.7 million
i have sent her my bank account number and passowrd email address itemised phone bill and expect a profit sometime in the few few days ;D Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: AndrewT on March 25, 2006, 02:42:19 PM It's disheartening when these people target the elderly. ;hide; WHAT? HE SAID 'IT'S DISHEARTENING WHEN THESE PEOPLE TARGET THE ELDERLY'. Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Cybertim on March 25, 2006, 02:45:35 PM Tikay whatever you do DONT send your passport or your credit card details..
your bus pass will do just fine. Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:47:05 PM Andrew & sloppy - bog off the pair of you.
I'll out-stamina the both of you. With ease. Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ariston on March 25, 2006, 02:50:11 PM Dont think she would be too happy with me when she arrived in Bolton anyway......" Now i know there was 8.7 million but what happened is, I flopped the nut straight you see and matey boy.........."
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 25, 2006, 02:51:17 PM How can Snips possibly win, he's being forced to fly backwards!!!
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:53:02 PM Add Cybertim to the "soon-to-be-banned" list....... I won't stand for this. D'you hear me? Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Ironside on March 25, 2006, 02:54:57 PM dont worry tim i haven't taught tikay how to ban people yet
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 02:56:02 PM dont worry tim i haven't taught tikay how to ban people yet Bugger. Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 25, 2006, 02:57:58 PM dont worry tim i haven't taught tikay how to ban people yet Bugger. *mutters something about old dogs and new tricks* Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ariston on March 25, 2006, 02:58:40 PM Just send her totally bogus credit card numbers and say u missread your cards
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Newmanseye on March 25, 2006, 02:59:01 PM No now you lot are being far to hard on Tikay's age, there are relatives of his in the natural history museum and he outlasten them all.
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 25, 2006, 03:00:46 PM No now you lot are being far to hard on Tikay's age, there are relatives of his in the natural history museum and he outlasten them all. At least ;tk; won his 'last longer' bet with Adam of 'Adam and Eve' fame... Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: ariston on March 25, 2006, 03:01:02 PM No now you lot are being far to hard on Tikay's age, there are relatives of his in the natural history museum and he outlasten them all. dont bring tikays children into the age argumentTitle: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 03:06:16 PM I decide to have my first Saturday at home in months, (well, the Poker Gods decided for me last night...) & catch up on Forum stuff, & I walk into all this grief. I'm not happy I tell you. I'm not happy. Youi should all be shot. Would have been in my day. National Service is the answer, what happened to that? Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: thetank on March 25, 2006, 03:07:12 PM Old people should be shot at birth. :D
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 25, 2006, 03:07:41 PM Youi should all be shot. Would have been in my day. National Service is the answer, what happened to that? Tikay, you can't escape from us to National Service, you're too old... Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Trace on March 25, 2006, 03:17:38 PM Add Cybertim to the "soon-to-be-banned" list....... I won't stand for this. D'you hear me? Yes tikay dear, WE can ALL hear YOU... it's the other way round is the prob... Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Trace on March 25, 2006, 03:19:49 PM Youi should all be shot. Would have been in my day. National Service is the answer, what happened to that? Tikay, you can't escape from us to National Service, you're too old... I hear the French Foreign Legion aren't so fussy, but maybe even they'd be stretching it! Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: raab11 on March 25, 2006, 03:20:17 PM leave the oxygen thief alone Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: tikay on March 25, 2006, 03:21:21 PM Oi, I'm Listed!
Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Trace on March 25, 2006, 03:24:56 PM Oi, I'm Listed! I know, I have access to Age Concern's database and you are one of their main concerns!!!!! Title: Re: Suggestions as to how I reply to this one! Post by: Gryffles on March 25, 2006, 04:25:36 PM Reply saying unfortunately while you have £2mill in assets you would need to pay a £500 charge to withdraw your government bonds, if they can send that to your account then you would be more than happy to help.
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