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1  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: This or that on: March 20, 2006, 05:02:18 PM
Pork



spit or swallow  

( myself b4 tighty does it)
2  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: OT - The internet is for Pxxx on: March 10, 2006, 08:02:24 AM
http://www.avenueqthemusical.co.uk/

According to above link you can buy tickets from March 13th.  There's not much news about them coming to the UK yet.  I googled Avenue Q London and got a few links but nothing that told me where I could buy tickets.

You and Bryan would love it - deffo your sort of humour

Ali
3  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: OT - The internet is for Pxxx on: March 04, 2006, 01:09:09 AM
"The Internet Is For Porn" is a song from the musical "Avenue Q".

They are currently playing at The Wynn in Las Vegas (where I had the pleasure of seeing them in December).

I laughed so hard from start to finish.  I brought the CD while I was there and it is now in my car.  I sing along to "The Internet Is For Porn" almost every day  Cheesy

They are coming to the UK this month  -  anyone who has a sense of humour should go see it - it's well worth the money.

Here is the soundtrack for the rest of the songs from Avenue Q:

http://www.avenueq.com/soundtrack.html

Ali
4  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: JJprodigy on: February 24, 2006, 11:53:01 PM
Brilliant  Ali that must of took a bit of work

very funny 

LOL Yes

Just so we're clear tho - that's not my handy work.  I would have made all the pictures much more neater as opposed to it looking like a 5 minute job !!

Ali
5  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: JJprodigy on: February 24, 2006, 11:40:10 PM
OMG TOO FUNNY!

For those of you not in the know - Dikshit (yes that's his real name) is the guy who owns Party

Ali
6  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: JJprodigy on: February 24, 2006, 11:01:38 PM
JJ isn't the only one being a naughty boy.

At 4.15pm today another thread appeared on 2+2 regarding ZJustin and his multiple accounts.  All 6 of his accounts have been shut by Party and all monies confiscated.  Here is his reply....



Post by ZJustin on  the MTT Forum @ 2+2 ...

Here is the email I got from PartyPoker yesterday morning:


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Dear Mr Bonomo,

This communication is to inform you of the findings of an investigation launched internally by partypoker.com into six accounts originating from your own location and computer.

These are the accounts in question:

ZeeJustin
IBLUFFUOUT69
jwilson55
vapoker58
mehsab
greenb272

These accounts have been systematically used to enter the same Multi Table Tournaments as a ýteamý, in a deception that is in direct violation of our Terms and Conditions.

Although registered in different names, these accounts have been created with the sole intention of playing as multiple accounts in the same tournaments. All six accounts were consistently logged into at the same time from the same IP/System and show a consistent pattern of being played by the same person.

A decision has been made, in consultation with the Poker Room Manager, Legal and Management, to close these accounts permanently and confiscate all funds. I would ask that you do not attempt to open any further accounts with our company, as these will be closed and any monies therein will be deemed forfeited.

Furthermore, please be informed that we have withdrawn your PPMV Cruise Package and you will no longer appear on the passenger list.

Steve Winter
Manager, Investigations Team



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Yes, it’s true. I did use these accounts to enter multiple accounts in the same multi table tournaments. I have never done this in a tournament with less than 1,000 players.

I have been at the same table as myself. For what it’s worth, my standard protocol has been to increase my number of tables when this happens. As most of you know, I will very rarely be playing fewer than six tables at a time. If I had 6 tables open and two of my accounts were brought to the same table, I would simply open up 4-6 more SNGs. I felt that this would negate my unethical advantage. With 10 tables open, I just play tight and solid. I can’t even remember the hole cards one account folded after the flop, and I’m certainly unable to pay special attention to that table. After talking to Curtains, I realize my standard play should have been to sit one account out when this happens, but I want to make it clear that I never used collusion to my advantage, never chip dumped, or did anything of the sort.

However, what Party emailed me is wrong on several subjects.
First of all, the accounts were NOT created solely for MTT use. They were originally created for SNG play. It got to the point where everyone knew that ZeeJustin would steal the blinds often, and everyone called him liberally. I created these accounts to erase this loose image. Everyone would be readless against me, and it was a huge advantage. These accounts all did very well in the big SNGs on PartyPoker.

N82 referred to a hack that let you open multiple Party clients. I have no clue how no one has mentioned this yet, but no such hack was necessary. This is important, so listen up.

All you had to do was click the PartyPoker icon on your desktop very rapidly. If you did that, multiple clients would open up.

Using this bug, I was able to play multiple accounts on the same computer at the same time. I would be in a step 5 on one name, while playing a mini step 5 on another, and no one would ever suspect that it was me.

All of the money that was seized from me was from sit’n’go play where nothing unethical was done. I never entered multiple accounts into the same sit’n’go, never colluded with anyone, never soft played anyone and never chip dumped with anyone.

The other accounts I used never had any big MTT scores. Combined, I am pretty sure they were all long-term losers in the few MTT’s they played. Despite this, almost $100,000 was seized from my accounts.

For those of you that feel safe because my money was taken, open up your eyes. This money will not be returned to the players in any way. PartyPoker is keeping it because they can, just like they did with JJProdigy’s $40,000, and just like they will do to you when you get caught.

I know what you’re thinking right now, “I won’t get caught, because I didn’t do anything wrong.”

First of all, that doesn’t matter. PartyPoker reserves the right to take your money for any reason at any time (although I should point out that this does not make it legal).

Secondly, almost all of you have broken the rules at some point. How many of you have created a second account for rakeback? Neither creating a second account nor receiving rakeback is allowed. Both are expressly forbidden. Maybe you’ll see things my way once all your money is seized for doing that. If I’m a cheater, so are you.

If you are a saint like CSC claims to be, kudos to you. You are in the minority, and are certainly upstanding citizens. I commend you on following Party’s rules and not receiving rakeback. Most of us are too greedy to pass up money that easy.

Furthermore, I would like to point out, that I did NOT break the rules.


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5. True Identity and One Account.

The name on your Account must match your true and legal name and identity and the name on your Account registration must match the name on the credit card(s) or other payment accounts used to deposit or receive monies in your Account. You are prohibited from holding more than one Account. If you have more than one (1) Account or Accounts in different names, then you must contact us immediately to have your Accounts managed so that you only have one (1). If you have lost your Account name or password, please contact us for a replacement.


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I have one account. That account is named ZeeJustin. My brother also has an account named Bernard61 (formerly jwilson55), and I have used that account quite often. No where in Party’s rules does it say you cannot use someone else’s account. I’m sure many of you have used friends’ accounts before, and there is nothing wrong with this. People will often take over MTT’s for friends that have unforeseen obligations.

I do think what I’ve done is unethical, and I certainly regret doing it, however, I need to point out that no where in Party’s rules is it stated that you cannot enter multiple accounts into the same tournament. Not only do they not forbid it, but to open multiple clients on the same PC, all you have to do is click the icon a bit more rapidly than normal. Great work PartyPoker.

To further show how corrupt PartyPoker is, here is an email I got today from my affiliate manager.

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Dear Justin,
We hereby give you notice that we are terminating our Standard Affiliate Agreement (the “Agreement”) with you. Clause 5.3 of the Agreement states that we are entitled to terminate our Agreement without cause immediately upon this written notice to you. We will also be exercising our right under clause 5.3 to terminate all trackers that you have with us.
We ask that you familiarize yourself with clause 5.5 of the Agreement which sets out the effects of termination. We require you to stop promoting our Site and you are no longer entitled to use our Marketing Materials. We also remind you that the obligation of confidentiality and non-disclosure shall, amongst other things, survive the termination of the Agreement.
Yours sincerely
PartyGaming
Sarah Hunter
Affiliate Relations
PartyGaming Marketing (UK)
Email: sarahh@partygaming.com
London Office +44 (0) 20 7337 0100
18 King William Street, London, EC4N 7BP
www.partygaming.com
This email is sent by PartyGaming Marketing (UK), a provider of services to PartyGaming Marketing (Gibraltar). The contents of this email may be subject to approval by an authorized representative of PartyGaming Marketing (Gibraltar).
The information contained in this email, and any attachments hereto, is strictly confidential and solely intended for use by the individual(s) and/or entity(s) to which it is addressed. If you have received this email in error, please notify the System Manager at admin@partygaming.com as soon as possible



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I have not broken the affiliate agreement in any way shape or form, so PartyPoker is using good old clause 5.3 to stop paying me simply because they can. If this makes you feel safe, you are being completely illogical. It can and will happen to more people, this I guarantee. You’re not safe at all.

In conclusion, I want to make it clear that I regret what I did, and have done somethings that were unethical. Despite this, PartyPoker’s actions are unreasonable, and their power to take the same actions against you should not be taken lightly. This rampage that PartyPoker is on will certainly not end with me. So whatever you do, be careful.




So, ZJ is a little POd right now  Cheesy

I wonder who's next to be outed, be careful - it could be you  police

Ali
7  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Poker tournament software on: February 20, 2006, 03:21:50 PM
I prefer to use www.poker-clock.net  easy to use, can change colours, put in logos etc
and so simple to use

Tournament director seems too fiddly

Well, I like a good fiddle

Ali

btw - link doesnt work
8  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Poker tournament software on: February 20, 2006, 03:11:36 PM

I assume you mean a tournament clock for use when running a live game?


D'oh! - just ignore me - thought you meant software to practice tournament play and run simulations on...

...I'll get me coat Smiley

Swish, YOU might be right and it might be me who's got the wrong end of the stick.  No doubt we will find out in good time.
9  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Poker tournament software on: February 20, 2006, 03:05:43 PM
and you can add your own sound effects, right Ali?!

I have NO idea what you are talking about  Grin
10  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Poker tournament software on: February 20, 2006, 02:53:42 PM

Can anyone recommend 'the best' poker tournament software they have seen or used?
Preferably cheap, (or free!)

Would like something that can be customized (i.e. backgrounds, colours, fonts..) and takes care of everything - prixes, rebuys MTT...



I assume you mean a tournament clock for use when running a live game?

If so, then the best one out there is called The Tournament Director.  It is free but the guy who programmed it takes donations if you use it and are happy with it.

It's the best one I have tried that is free.

Ali
11  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: O/T TWO WORD POKER STORY on: February 18, 2006, 04:49:00 AM
skinned up
12  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Ladies World Poker Open Super Sat on: February 18, 2006, 04:33:52 AM
I hope he doesn't put a dress on and chain himself to the table!!!

Now I for one would like to see THAT!

Will he be naked??

I have piccy's Cheesy

SEND!
13  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: Ladies World Poker Open Super Sat on: February 18, 2006, 04:27:43 AM
I hope he doesn't put a dress on and chain himself to the table!!!

Now I for one would like to see THAT!

Will he be naked??
14  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: O/T TWO WORD POKER STORY on: February 11, 2006, 03:26:03 AM
shy men
15  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: The offside rules for girls... on: January 31, 2006, 03:01:44 PM
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the  shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, whilst it is in flight you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes, always remembering that until the purse had actually been thrown it would be just plain wrong to push in front of the other shopper.

Understand it now doris? Cheesy

 

You reading this, Mrs Sheriff?

Sheriff, of course she is - there are shoes involved!!

Ali
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