ive never put pertrol in my diesel but now ive readthis i know if i do what to do

p.s. can i sue your mate if i do do it and it blows up?

a new one.


thats a lovley air freshner  owww look at that to there freind.


i get that all the time as well as my airfreshener is a foot shaped thing

ive changed my mind

dont get any

400 odd channels and ive went thro them all and fuck all on

im watchin nightwatch on itv now

looks like a white sanjay

John you have the worse banter at the poker table ever IMO.

Fett has none, only time he speaks is when when he has a blow up when some spew monkey calls his shove with KJ and spikes on him. Sweet IMO.

I try to sit and seethe as quietly as possible

Lessons on table banter coming from the guy who's table banter got him barred from the Stanley during a tenner rebuy   GG Bandit  WP

LOL to be fir I was rather inebriated that night had been on the booze for about 9 hrs solid. 

u look like uve been going for 9 hours here

tag team

we were on a table once and all 9 of us tag teamed against him and put him out

no1 and i mean no1 likes him that i know of

hes a twit


and btw he isnt deaf   he kids on he cant hear and once his mate shouted on him from 6 tables away and he heard him no bother but then he claims he cant hear ppl say raise.... con man

Possible cheating to gang up on a player ............................

reeks of fergus and KK tbh







take a joke!

fergus kk steve me ali baba     anyone else involoved


no ganging up here 

yas welcome bandit


i also hat ethe guys who have nevr ever played live before you know because they ask silly questions at the start.. but thats ot what annoys me i dont mind answering them for them becuase we were all there once

but then

when the game starts they wip out the sunglasses and hat sit there like a robot but there cards side by side like there on tv sit for a while then fold.. they put them there even when there gonna fold....

to much tv

tag team

we were on a table once and all 9 of us tag teamed against him and put him out

no1 and i mean no1 likes him that i know of

hes a twit


and btw he isnt deaf   he kids on he cant hear and once his mate shouted on him from 6 tables away and he heard him no bother but then he claims he cant hear ppl say raise.... con man

the one time bandit you were at my tourney table,you were fairly quiet.....gave me a ribbing for limping with queens in early position but thats ok...lol

then you moved tables and within the hour you had a monster stack and were stood singing religious hymns and much mayhem commenced...shame i got knocked out ,i heard you made the FT that night...


n John ,I dont play live often these days,but I've noticed a wee change in you from the cins days,when it was fresh for me and probably you...I guess you are just jaded with the usual pish play and bad beats, n hero 3 bet all ins with  ..


was sat with auld robert on thursday,n sat listening and watching him play,and a lil banter..he turned a nut flush but got 2 outered on the river for his oppo ( the quiet tall lad with the hearing aid ) who made his boat with  ..he took that beat so well...just said shit happens and left the table...I just said see you later,nice playing with you,instead of ' unlucky'....I say that too often,apparently its annoying


I also hate when ur all in and way behind needing a 3 outer when the chorus chimes in telling you..nah i had one of your outs,then another,then another,leaving you drawing dead....lol...JUST SHUT UP,give me a little hope,tell me after the hand not during

i hate that ****.

yeh i used to be full of life at the table.. the bante rin the cin cins was good banter

maybe its just the stanley banter thats pish

John you have the worse banter at the poker table ever IMO.

Fett has none, only time he speaks is when when he has a blow up when some spew monkey calls his shove with KJ and spikes on him. Sweet IMO.

i barley speak now bandit..   i like to sit and talk about none poker issues  or just general poker talk none of this cheesey talk..

bandit you have some of the best banter at the table

like the time you slagged off the local milionare telling him he didnt need the moiney he was loaded.

or the time you stood up when somone raised point in his face who the fuck are you

now thats banter  nne of this crap the local weirdos come out with

in all honestly i get it all day then i go on a night out jump in the cab and i bloody do it to

so when do u finnish are you busy  oh dam! sorry

i was going to suggest that

or great slogans for vegas 09 t shirts

i am a taxi driver and this is now going onto another post...
the next person that asks me is it busy tonight or when do u finnish i am going to fuckin hit

Or...  What type of car is this....  Ohhhh a Skoda, aren't they nice these days..!!!

what kinda car is this..   fuckin hell can you not see before you get in

is this your own car

then you get a random one... were is the furthest youve ever been

or how much is a taxi to   falkirk when they have no intention of ever going to falkirk in there lifes

Yer all fannies, the tabletalk is great, you gain a lot of info from it and you can use it against people in the same way, really tilting people up


then again thats not the game for everyone

no no the ppl we are talkin about dont have brains u dont need them to open there mouths to beat them..  you cant get a read off a guy who chants dont raise my big blind every single time its his bb before the cards are even dealt

i am a taxi driver and this is now going onto another post...
the next person that asks me is it busy tonight or when do u finnish i am going to fuckin hit