One of the best headlines  , believe it was the Sun newspaper …

Paddy pantsdown

Wednesday 1040 1050 tee times
Got 6 now

TK
Tom
Trigg
Stato
Bookiebasher
Tim

2 spots available if anyone wants to join us .

Bring cash 

ill play wednesday and thursday please if that is ok.

looking forward to it, but take it easy on me.

Wednesday fine .
Thursday only managed to get 1 tee time and we have a 4 ball for that .
Friday can’t get a morning tee time so left it .

Yeah free for Friday , I’ll try n book a slot when up their tomorrow 👍

Booked next Wednesday Priory course at Breadsall , 1040am and 1050am

At the minute I believe the following are playing if you would like to confirm

TK
Tom
Trigg
Stato
Bookiebasher

Room for 3 others if anyone wants to join us .

After 48 hours if any spots still available I’ll try and fill from my list of degenerates , of which there
are plenty .

Thursday 1030am moorlands

TK
Trev
Tom
Bookiebasher

Left it as a 4 ball as the poker  may iinterfere with peeps availability .

Friday not booked yet as I am  unsure if I’m free to play . Should know by tomorrow .

Happy to play all of the days or at least 2 days. No buggy needed.

Brilliant thanks. Looking forward to it. Please include Stato

Great news. I'll hand it over to Jim from here on in, but one way or another there'll be a game each of the 3 days.

Over to Jim.

Chicken

Can probably book 3 tee times for the 3 days 3rd-5th around 10-11am .

I can only book 2 weeks in advance .

Put your orders in now and I’ll see what transpires .

Felt sorry for Trev , having travelled 2 hours to get there he’s then forced into wearing
a MAGA hat and gets called a c—-t by Tom when he was only being helpful in locating one
of Toms balls.

We play £2 for the pancake, (closest to the pin on par ) and £2 for the skin. The first hole on Moorlands is a fiendishly difficult par 3 and none of us ever get the pancake on it. The night before we play I lie in bed planning that first tee shot, then I duff it every time.

I'm having it today...

The waitress at Morley Hayes certainly got it  from you.

As usual , I find it hard to put into words the surprise and delight of seeing you again after all these years.

As per usual you downplay the talents you have . To hit the ball with your driver that far at your age it
must be of great satisfaction that you get it past the ladies tee.

Don’t forget your wallet the next time we play , Trev is the ultimate bandit.

https://twitter.com/Trump_Detester/status/1331044084589408257?s=20

Love it 😂

https://twitter.com/madrid_mike/status/1327439628706582528?s=20

😂

When the votes get certified , states have different time lines , then I expect markets will settle .

They can’t be beholden to the frivolous and without foundation legal challenges .

Think Trump is zero from 12 in court cases regarding election irregularities.

Staggers me that none of his inner circle stand up to him but in private they all say he’s a dick.

Going to be so much fun if he decides to run in 2024.

He really is wacko.

https://twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1326449954055917568?s=20

It keeps on giving 😁

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1326484502231871488?s=20

Just can’t get enough of this story , I am going to miss The Donald and his buffoonery arse lickers.

The dead pan bbc reporter makes it so much more funnier .

You’ve never seen anything like it 😂