It was a rush of blood, a moment of madness.
You know when you are driving down the road and you think to yourself,
One little twitch of this steering wheel and I could smash into that oncoming lorry.
Or when you're standing somewhere really high up and you think how easy, and how irreversible it would be to just step off?
Well I had one of those thoughts but I actually went through with it... with ice cream.

I was so ashamed afterwards. I can't tell you how many times I've done a hard days work for a lot less than £11.95.
To make things worse, you can buy 4 fake salted caramel Magnums for £1.65 in Aldi and I pass one on the way home.
As a penance, the next time we eat out, I'm not having desert and I'm only drinking water.