6 to 8 weeks thats at least two holidays your gonna miss

Asked the question can I fly ? Answer was yes. Just as well as I'm off to Malta on 29th Trev 🤣

Walking unaided atm although with a bit of a limp. Tried the stairs and managed that.

Good man, thats the spirit

6 to 8 weeks thats at least two holidays your gonna miss

Blooming eck Kev that sounds painful

Honesty, I like it, well done

[So nice to see you enjoying retirement.]

Is Tikay the one at the back?

Happy birthday. So nice to see you enjoying retirement.

Thanks Phil.

Honest to God, I'm cherishing every moment of every day, the last 3 or 4 months have been amongst the happiest, most relaxed & enjoyable in my entire life.

It's been over 100 days now, & believe it or not, I've "done something" every single day. Golf, poker (often both on the same day), or Gill & I go to London & elsewhere, stay over somewhere, posh Afternoon Tea or whatever. In all that time only one bad day, which was our weekend in Paris which was totally ruined by a blonde matter & a series of nasty PM's. Thankfully the other Mods came to my rescue & took over the situation. I'm genuinely grateful to them all. (Except Fat Vinni, obv).

The great luxury, of course, is time. All my life I've been rushing, sometimes self-inflicted, sometimes not, but since a child I've rushed non-stop. And now I have all the time in the world. (Well I haven't, but you know what I mean). If I'm golfing, I turn up an hour early & get ready at my leisure, ditto if I'm pokering. What a luxury all that is. And when I'm finished a round of golf, I don't have to rush home to check my Computer for work matters.

Literally, I'm having the time of my life.

He forgot to add "and making a profit from golf"

Only if Moulty does not fiddle the scores...

Bastards

[So nice to see you enjoying retirement.]

Is Tikay the one at the back?

Happy birthday. So nice to see you enjoying retirement.

Thanks Phil.

Honest to God, I'm cherishing every moment of every day, the last 3 or 4 months have been amongst the happiest, most relaxed & enjoyable in my entire life.

It's been over 100 days now, & believe it or not, I've "done something" every single day. Golf, poker (often both on the same day), or Gill & I go to London & elsewhere, stay over somewhere, posh Afternoon Tea or whatever. In all that time only one bad day, which was our weekend in Paris which was totally ruined by a blonde matter & a series of nasty PM's. Thankfully the other Mods came to my rescue & took over the situation. I'm genuinely grateful to them all. (Except Fat Vinni, obv).

The great luxury, of course, is time. All my life I've been rushing, sometimes self-inflicted, sometimes not, but since a child I've rushed non-stop. And now I have all the time in the world. (Well I haven't, but you know what I mean). If I'm golfing, I turn up an hour early & get ready at my leisure, ditto if I'm pokering. What a luxury all that is. And when I'm finished a round of golf, I don't have to rush home to check my Computer for work matters.

Literally, I'm having the time of my life.

He forgot to add "and making a profit from golf"

Nice shooting Ralph. None of our 4 ball played well yesterday. 33 would have won it.

Highlight being Bookie hitting the hotel window....love it

After the abandonment we went to clubhouse and Bookie produced a pack of cards and fleeced us at 12 card brag, he was smarmy and cocky in true bookmaker style

Food was excellent though

You dweebs never paid me (standard) for pancaking the first

Wednesday 1040 1050 tee times
Got 6 now

TK
Tom
Trigg
Stato
Bookiebasher
Tim

2 spots available if anyone wants to join us .

Bring cash 

Bring cash .... plenty of it in my experience

Don't talk to me about golf 

We need to know what happened.

My 3-ball retired after nine holes yesterday due to severely inclement weather.

Man up Ralph

 No excuses now Kev

Booked next Wednesday Priory course at Breadsall , 1040am and 1050am

At the minute I believe the following are playing if you would like to confirm

TK
Tom
Trigg
Stato
Bookiebasher

Room for 3 others if anyone wants to join us .

After 48 hours if any spots still available I’ll try and fill from my list of degenerates , of which there
are plenty .

Thursday 1030am moorlands

TK
Trev
Tom
Bookiebasher

Left it as a 4 ball as the poker  may iinterfere with peeps availability .

Friday not booked yet as I am  unsure if I’m free to play . Should know by tomorrow .

Oh dear, Bookie will have his finger in the pie making a few quid along the way I am sure

Never made a penny out of these degens and I keep going back, must have a word with myself

We play £2 for the pancake, (closest to the pin on par ) and £2 for the skin. The first hole on Moorlands is a fiendishly difficult par 3 and none of us ever get the pancake on it. The night before we play I lie in bed planning that first tee shot, then I duff it every time.

I'm having it today...

Did you?

Asking for a friend

Remember I called myself a bottle merchant a few days ago? Can confirm 100%.

17th tee needed 2 pars for a 80 would have got me close to winning Tuesday medal. Birdied par 5 17 then stuck 2 out the park on the long par 3 18 ending up with a 9 for 85  What a game dunno whether to be really happy with the 17 holes or disgusted by how bad I can swing it when its needed.

I have a question though. You guys (TK, Tom et all) seem to play quite a few courses which is lovely but if you are paying green fees every day and you are playing most days doesn't it add up quite a bit? Wouldn't you be a lot cheaper being a member somewhere? I get there is the trade off from playing different courses and I've no idea what most of these places charge or if they are even open to new members as most of the sites that have been linked don't tell you what a membership fee is but just sounds quite expensive assuming you are paying about 20-30 quid a round minimum and playing 4 or 5 times a week?

Eck, when you can pay £12 for a Malteser Sundae the green fees won't be a problem

TK Tom don't be rude answer Eck please

Pleased for the lad

Nicest guy out there