Ok - so catch me up - what's been happening? In less than 10 words.....

Bets mostly.  Few diaries.  Sweet feck all else really.

So seduced by DTD photos and nothing else happening? It's just like Eastenders.

Ok - so catch me up - what's been happening? In less than 10 words.....

Ah, the 'Blonde is dying' thread.

Comes round about as often as Chelsea managers.

FMl - the first time I pop into the forum for about a year and the first thread I read is the Blond is dying thread PLUS rate my breakfast. It's like I have never been away.... :-)

You should change yer avatar so the new members will know yer a Chick.

how is the stand up going? Been a while, what's you set like now

Why is it now a dating site? Oh wait....it is as if I have never been away! :-)

Haven't done any stand up for ages but thats all good - I have written first 2 episodes of a sitcom with Shobna Gulati from Corrie - she has decided to leave the soap to work in comedy with me (plus other stuff she can't announce yet) and we have 2 production companies looking at it so we have a read through in January which they will both be at. The stand up is not happening at the mo as so busy with the writing but the comedy course was the best thing I ever did.

I only popped in as I was looking at the DTD pics on the beach on facebook. Wish I'd tried out for it now!

 

Ah, the 'Blonde is dying' thread.

Comes round about as often as Chelsea managers.

FMl - the first time I pop into the forum for about a year and the first thread I read is the Blond is dying thread PLUS rate my breakfast. It's like I have never been away.... :-)

You should change yer avatar so the new members will know yer a Chick.

Why is it now a dating site? Oh wait....it is as if I have never been away! :-)

Ah, the 'Blonde is dying' thread.

Comes round about as often as Chelsea managers.

FMl - the first time I pop into the forum for about a year and the first thread I read is the Blond is dying thread PLUS rate my breakfast. It's like I have never been away.... :-)

Pretty sure this could be on your bucket list minus the sun http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135299/Brit-bought-cut-price-island-Seychelles-50-years-ago--lives-blissful-solitude.html

Tighty - would you want me to do the quiz again? 

Any other volunteers?

 

Oi 

Obv I should not be doing the quiz as my lateral thinking is not as lateral as others. However I am willing to organise a scavenger hunt but only if Nottingham has a zoo.

they have a student quarter does that count?

It doesn't but it does make me think.......

Tighty - would you want me to do the quiz again? 

Any other volunteers?

 

Oi 

Obv I should not be doing the quiz as my lateral thinking is not as lateral as others. However I am willing to organise a scavenger hunt but only if Nottingham has a zoo.

Tighty - would you want me to do the quiz again? 

Right all that remains is to wrap up.

Thank you to PokerStars and DTD for allowing me in to blog this

To the Stars bloggers and Jen for their assistance.

To everyone on here for their support. I don't intend doing 6 day updates solo again for a little while. However, it needed doing, it couldn't NOT be blogged on here, so I am pleased to have done it.

and, before I resemble Gwyneth Paltrow at the oscars...


The next blonde update will be with Caroline Cove, the DTD Grand Prix the weekend after next.

For now, thank you and Good night.

Brilliant effort Rich - well done - great read from start to finish - although some parts had me in bits.

Disappointed no pic of Ms Corens ring - I did ask for a pic just to see how big the sparkler was but realise now that it could have been misconstrued as a being asked for in a professional capacity.....

That not withstanding I guess that these updates have almost certainly spurred us all on to try and get a seat next time.

[Hasmukh Khodiyara out 5th winning £62,500Barry McMahon out 4th winning £79,600]

Barry McMahon shoves 1.4m UTG

Hasmukh Khodiyara calls all in button 1.2m

Iqbal Ahmed in the big blind contemplates and to a huge rail reaction throws the chips in to call

With 

Utter disbelief around the room. Quite a reaction

McMahon 

Khodiyara 

   

Ahmed knocks both out

Hasmukh Khodiyara out 5th winning £62,500

Barry McMahon out 4th winning £79,600

My new poker hero.

TBF Vinny this is standard play from you anyway. He probably read your book....oh wait...... 

Text from Alan Lucky McBride - he is still in with £60k - his demise is just a rumour.

Bayo, Ade-bayyyyyo

He opens his mouth, and we want to go home

I'm now on his left. So far, so good. And I made him laugh with a comment about the ace of spades.

You played a hand yet Alan? Get it won!! 

Dumb and Dumber, the remake

This needs more love imo. #Classic Tighty

BTW I am not working tomorrow if anyone wants to take a punt.......... worth a try