Tracey "Stick it up 'em" Smith

but technically it's a gentle insertion......... 

I was thinking of something more poker related!!!

I've been asked to submit a nickname for a game I'm playing in a few weeks.........I have no ideas.

How do other people think of theirs?

Tracey

i prefer to travel by plane rail takes too long

Problem with easy jet is you can only turn right when you get on. i want to get on a plane and turn left!

Tracey

yes its me.......how is life on the rail? 

very subtle Tracey

Oh blimey - are you him? 

hehehe, you wish darling

Phew! 

first i have given up chasing women they keep running up stairs

second i would never date a female poker player takes the fun out of strip poker if she keeps winning

I've always found that in strip poker everyone wins eventually?   

very subtle Tracey

Oh blimey - are you him? 

sorry not that only hard up blondites would try there best chat up lines but we desperate blondites have given up that lark and any blondite that aint desperate hard up or married or female is a liar

I am sending a spade round as we speak .....

"Given up that lark" - Tell me about it - potential hot date the other night -postponed because he was playing poker........  

Mind you since then he's gone home early every night because he's tired of waiting on the rail for me He he.  

Tracey

tracey please dont we will all buy you a drink if you dont't

mind you now that we know your female you might get a few of the more hard up blondites giving you there best chat up lines please let them down gently they have been know to cry

hard up blondites?? Well thanks a lot! 

Tikay - very disappointed - I was planning to set up a webcam and do a live broadcast of your treatment 

Tracey 

Hi Tikay - I remember it well - went out on the bubble at Luton at 5.30 am and did my first bottom at 9......... sleep walked through the entire day! :-)

Decided not to play long tourneys if I'm working the next day!

You still haven't come back to me with a date for your first treatment........

I'd love to play but Tuesdays are a nightmare for me.......Can I offer a prize?

Free colonic irrigation to the winner - and before anyone says it - 2 colonics for the loser???