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1  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Who will be most pissed on friday? on: September 14, 2009, 03:05:14 PM
And the winner was....

Kin, closely followed by Laxie (IMHO anyway). Although Kin wins for the effort of breaking a quiz machine by repeatedly slapping Noel Edmonds in the face Cheesy.

to be fair to Kin...it was Noel Edmonds...thats enough to sure want to slap him repeatedly in the face!
2  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: BB8 Thanks Tighty on: September 14, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
a very big thank you to tighty, ironside and to everyone else for making this a top weekend....i loved every minute of it and could never forget any of it....well, the bits i remember anyway hehe
3  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: blonde bash 8: Acceptances thread on: September 03, 2009, 08:14:07 AM
by the way nearly 50 people have pulled out since we had the list full, with 35 reserves!

Blimey.

Is that the most in the history of BB ?


nah, over 100 people pulled out when colchkev declared he would be playing in the nude
4  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / lingo on: September 02, 2009, 07:34:33 PM
to get in wit lingo while in leeds i've been listening t'Macc Lads albums recently...Macclesfield int far from Leeds so f'do

get yer ears round these:

Get Weavin'
Do You Love Me
Saturday Night
Blackpool

and my fave Charlotte
5  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Chess at Bb8 on: September 02, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
i'm up for a connect 4 tournament if there is one
6  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: blonde bash 8: Acceptances thread on: August 27, 2009, 09:13:20 PM
Numpty Dumpty and Stallyon's "+1" are in

does my +1 have to register on blonde?
7  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Heads Up Competition Sunday PM on: August 27, 2009, 09:12:05 PM
Your in if you wish to play and not turn your back on me for a team thats offering alcohol?

i am no traitor and will fight to the bitter end...no matter what
8  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Hotels suggested by Alea Leeds on: August 26, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
hardly mean. stally will now be gutted. he has such a talent for picking tez hotels and takes pride in his ability. my post was congratulatory as he'd succeeded again.

he'll be devastated when he clicks on your link and finds out it's not that bad after all

i'm not gonna look...they have enough time to get to the standard that me and my entourage expect when we go travelling
9  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Hotels suggested by Alea Leeds on: August 26, 2009, 08:19:29 AM
this is in the brookfield hotel section but they call it the moorlea so you might be lucky and they've just put it in the wrong section

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I write this review as a warning to those who would stay at this nightmare hotel. I recently stayed at the Moorlea with my mother before an interview at the University of Leeds and was greeted by a disgusting and dirty place as ever was seen which looked as though it might be featured on A lif of Grime. Upon arrival I noticed that the pictures of the hotel on the internet gave it a clean and fresh facade (which had obviously been photoshopped). The gateposts had peeling paint and the garden was a jumble of overgrown weeds and dead plants. To say that it looked like the cat woman's house is no gross over exaggeration. As soon as we set foot through the door it was if we were visiting the set of Rising Damp. The smell that greeted us was of damp, smoke and stale beer. The hallways were dusty and musty and the room we had was even more unbareable. The carpets were dusty and old and the decor would even have give Lawrence Lewellen Bowen nightmares. There was one particularly sinister looking toby jug that had to be locked in the cupboard all night for fear of it coming to life and eating me. The beds were so uncomforatble that I may as well have slept on a park bench (which would have been a blessing in comparison) and the pillows were hard and lumpy. Every sheet felt dirty and there were cigarette holes in all of them. This was not the only sign of neglect, the cups that we were supposed to drink from were chipped and cracked and had a brown mess clinging to the botoom (thanks but NO THANKS). The shower was just about the worst I have ever used and I had to go in with my socks on because it was covered in brown slime and human hair. The breakfast was totally inedible and was a mish mash of what looked like dead seaslugs (which were supposed to be tomatoes) and what appeared to be beans and sloppy; runny eggs. A warning to would be Morrisons shoppers, the hazlenut yogurt and the bread was horrible, the orange juice was evidently wartered down and the jam conjealed. THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYONE DO NOT STAY AT THE MOORLEA HOTEL unless you are prepared to go in armed with protective suit and breathing apperatus, oh and don't forget the disinfectant!

woo hoo now thats what i call luxury
10  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Heads Up Competition Sunday PM on: August 26, 2009, 08:18:08 AM
anyone need a player for this?

I might.....

Depends on whos trying to poach my secret weapon!!

Seat open on the Grinders!!


CF's showed his true colours and sold out!!

pick me pick me 
11  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Hotels suggested by Alea Leeds on: August 25, 2009, 11:30:50 PM
anyone in the BrookField Hotel ? i hear its not far from the venue...
12  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Heads Up Competition Sunday PM on: August 25, 2009, 11:28:39 PM
anyone need a player for this?
13  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: blonde bash 8: Acceptances thread on: August 25, 2009, 08:04:16 PM
any room for a +1 for me?

That would indicate that you have a friend ... I'm not buying that for 1 second Wink

oh, its not a friend....she cant make it..she has a puncture

its actually the warden....apparently people on the outside world arent safe...whatever that means
14  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: Friday night social on: August 25, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
i'll be there about midday...give us time to shower, powder my spuds , shave me pits and then get out for mid afternoon for a few bevvies wiv the lads
15  Poker Forums / past blonde Bashes / Re: blonde bash 8: Acceptances thread on: August 25, 2009, 12:38:51 PM
any room for a +1 for me?
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