and me too please 

The following are ACTUAL answers given by
contestants on The "Family
Fortunes" TV show.

Name a scary animal

A squirrel


Name a food you don't have to chew

Chips (this was from the MD of a soup
manufacturers...)


Name something a blind person might use

A sword


Name a bird with a long neck

Naomi Campbell


Name an occupation where you need a torch

A burglar


Name a dangerous race

The Arabs


Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers

A horse


Name something that floats in the bath

Water


Name something you wear on the beach

A deck-chair


Name a famous cowboy

Buck Rogers


Name a famous royal

Mail


Name a number you have to memorise

7


Name something you do before going to bed

Sleep


Name something you put on walls

Roofs


Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine

A bicycle with wings


Name something you might be allergic to

Skiing


Name a famous bridge

The bridge over troubled waters


Name something a cat does

Goes to the toilet


Name something you do in the bathroom

Decorate


Name an animal you might see at the zoo

A dog


Name something associated with the police

Pigs


Name a sign of the zodiac

April


Name something slippery

A conman


Name a kind of ache

Fillet 'O' Fish


Name a famous Scotsman

Jock


Name another famous Scotsman

Vinnie Jones


Name something with a hole in it

Window


Name a non-living object with legs

A plant


Name a domestic animal

A leopard


Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'

Knee


Name a way of cooking fish

Cod


Name something red

My cardigan

 
 
 
 

 

 

 

We've been trained by evolution to not worry too much about our losses,
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so where dose tilt come from ?

its not her bra its mine

yes you do have a fat arse

Three men at work telling each other how dumb there wifes are

man A, my wife so supid shes just bought a car and can't even drive.

man B, my wife so supid shes just bought a swimming pool and can't even swim

man C, thats nothing my wifes so stupid shes bought 50 condoms for her holiday to spain and not even got a
           cock

nice going any more tips
 

dose any these sites come for free i don't won't to pay

am scotish you see

                               
MAGIC


             

All poker books a removed from circulation and re-writen to inclued 47 in the top 10 starting hands after it cracking AA at the wsop final table to prove what ever one on blonde have been saying for years

                                                             I HAVE A  FLAW IN MY GAME

I have been playing on line for about a year, 5 months ago i place £20 in my willhill acount (only site i play) and managed to win off that ever since not much just over a grand. now i done this by never playing out my bank role only low level stt £5 £10 and mtt £5 £10.

Not a flaw there i hear you say, but heres my problem i tend to play like a robot, raise hear fold there. check rasie and see i  go on this weird tilt where i play so tight you strugle to get my blinds off me and i never max out how much i could have won

now i need advice on how i can stay focus play my normal game all the time. olso how can i max out my winnings do i need to play high stakes when i get the chance or play more low level stakes to avoid tilt.

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As no one had replied, I will have a go
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ta for having a go dewi

The other day i was trying to teach my girlfried how to play poker so trying not to lose all my money, we played a £1 game at Mr hills. about level 4 this guys just crushing the table and all ready got 5000+ chips he types in (I got told how easy these tables are just did't relise how easy use are all fish) this leaves my girlfriend angry that such a thing is said. to make a long story short mr chip leader comes 4th to the delight of my partner and i we came 3td after a bad beat with ak and the flop bringing both.

so my challenge to those with a free hour to spare is how easy are the fish,in a £1 game
try to play the game like any other and post back hear with the results

i wait in wonder
    LYNX5.0

am mid pos with flat call bb 50


2 callers and bb checks

flop come   

am first to act and move all in hoping for a call,and to protect against A5

i got one all right!

guy called with       

WHAT SHOULD I HAVE DONE ?

whats the best way to post a hand so people can understand it