Lots of messy hair amongst the ladies.

Not sure how Karen will feel about that!

Regards, T5

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We can't have an official Apprentice 2013 thread with out this bad boy!! It just isn't cricket!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0kWvf6wJyw

Enjoy.

Regards, T5

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In for sweep, I have a van to pay for!!

Stars?

Regards, T5

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In for the win

Regards,

T5

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.....and OUT.

Hope you enjoyed!!!!!

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Win the world Pops

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I went back to school as a grown up and tho I'm not the best student in the world I'm good with the getting going bit!!

Do you have any idea what you want to study or are you looking for inspiration?

Depending on your chosen study area most colleges now offer something akin to an access course for mature students (around a years worth of study at 16 hr pw - though a biology/chemistry/physics route may be 2 years..)

Access courses are really useful for things like learning to structure assignments, exams ect.. and usually contain refresher gcse's (or equiv) in both maths and English as part of the course. Plus you will gain enough equiv a levels to get you onto most university courses as an adult learner..

Alternatively some universities offer a foundation year (course dependent) however these are usually open to all ages so expect students from 18+ on these..

PM me if you want to me to go into detail otherwise I'll bore half of Blonde to death

GL whatever you decide

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Balls...

there goes Blonde

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Final scores:

11 stato_1
19 JuniorSenior
20 AdamM
20 david3103
20 edgascoigne
21 kinboshi
24 smashedagain
26 moonandback
26 Rubbish2407
26 scotty2hatty
26 stribling
27 millidonk
30 bobAlike
30 Cf
30 MPOWER
30 Taximan007
33 MintTrav
33 TightEnd
41 nirvana
47 Geo the Sarge

Sorry I missed this, looks like the best quiz ever

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served in local cafe, with a pint mug of tea

WTF is this please??? Coz I'll be buggered if it's breakfast!!!!!

Fkn BURGERS? Too much bread stuff, bacon MIA, dried bean things slopped all over anything remotely identifiable.. blatantly hard yolked fried egg to boot!! Lets face it, this 'breaklunch' is a veritable shambles!!!

3 out of 10, and it's not subject to negotiation..

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A consortium of the finest minds from next door's finest poker team will be putting in an attempt.

However, we are lead by TRIP5......so dont hold your breath!

hope she uses spell checker this time

Missed it, got it confused with the end of the world..

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Farce, I should be at least in the latter third!!!

Anyone with any sense would have selected number 4 across the board..

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insane effort - wp

fml @ tighty x 11

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When I prompted Father to answer this question, I could feel the vitriol in his tone leaping from the SMS on my screen.

Ever the thrifty soul, Ian did his level best to convey his utter disdain for Mr Balls in less than 162 characters so as not to use another message from his allowance:

"Total Prat.
 Gordon Brown's enforcer.
 Economic retard.
 Dangerous.
 'Nanny state knows best'
 We will spend your money."

I didn't have the heart to tell him he had gone into a second message, so potentially costing himself £0.12, but, for the love of this game I did ask him to confirm a score out of 100 in order that I may score the quiz.

good call, well made.

always did like Pappa Gasgcoine..

For sale: one wooden spoon.

Any offers considered. Due to arrive in about an hour and can deliver shortly thereafter.

Bugger off.. flogging my stuff!! Get your bloody own spoon...