If poker isn't everything, it's not worth a single hour of someone's trouble

Straight flushes for show, trips for dough

lol steakaments

One time, just one time, one time u mother, of course the king falls on the turn, of course it fucking does, motherfucker

Peace then swamps one's body and an overiding feeling of detached bliss unfolds as the cards make their way back into the deck

A passing lampshade fades into the distance, eminating a foul and unusual smell, not unlike that of a rotting cat, all-in he cries and after wiping the tears away sees that the board has paired on the river

I think therefore I pokerz

Should I be waiting before selling my shares then? I was just about to meet up with Achilleas to finalise the paperwork.

How much is he going to pay for them?

One trillion dollars?

I wonder if "CIINT" has been taken...

Not in reference to Mr Dempsey, just wondering in general.

Don't think we should ever bother bidding again and just be a pain in the arse to FIFA and Blatter whenever possible.............

On second thoughts, for 2026 we should put the Isle of Man forward as an entry and blatantly offer £10 million to each FIFA member for their 'support' just for a laugh to see if we could win it that way..........

It wouldn't stand a chance, its not small enough.

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Nice one, thanks Rich

Don't expect this to last long, but make hay while the sun shines 

Absolutely ridiculous, esp giving 2022 to Qatar. The country only has 1.6m inhabitants. If they build 8 stadia for this and each has a capacity for 50,000, they could collectively fit 1/4 of the country's population into them. Not gonna have much use for them afterwards though. This should have been turned down on enviromental grounds as a waste of resources.

you would

Jimmy Carr is someone I always seem to spot when I'm out and about. Twice I've seen him on the tube. Two weekends ago I was in the line at Starbucks, having paid for my drink and waiting for it to be served. I wasn't really paying attention at first as I was surfing the net on my phone, but the drink took a while. The guy in front of me was getting pissed off at having to wait and I heard him say to his girlfriend "work experience guy" and tut at how long it took to be served. It was at that point I realised it was Carr. He mumbled the same work experience line a few more times, just load enough for the barista in question to hear him, then darted out of the place as soon as the drink was served, probably with extra saliva...

I lol'd.

funny=stupid