In case you missed it Tony, some exciting train news:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25145632

This really excites me too. The exploits of the Urban Explorers (some of whom who managed to sneak into the Mail Rail a couple of years ago) are fascinating and much of what they are doing is related to trains, in particular getting into disused underground stations, tunnels and such like. The secret world beneath our feet includes lost rivers, underground stations, catacombs, sewers, bunkers and various other oddments. Urban geography yay!

I read loads of these wiki potted biographies.

I enjoyed this one, but the last bit spoiled it.

Why should stuff like this go into print unproven?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Mullard

Lots of unproven stuff finds its way into print each and every single day. Just a few weeks ago, in an article in the Evening Standard, on Thursday 23rd May, page 16, entitled "Marjorie's (Wallace) fond memories of BBC's gropers":

Wallace recalls being interviewed by the late Elkan Allan for ITVs Ready Steady Go when she was an aspiring rock chick. "He told me to sleep with him or I wouldn't get the job," she says. "After lunch he showed me the casting couch. I took one look at him and one look at the couch and I knew I would never get the job."

14. Tonight's Euromillions numbers and stars.

I reckon you should get jailbird Achilles to buy a percentage, just so you can grim him on the winnings.

Vegan one day, carnivore the next, what's tomorrow's diet? Windfallen fruit?

5th surely?

Doing this for a prop bet Dave?

Not one mention yet of poker on this thread...OK, here goes

WSOP Final table, where I have 50% of the chip leader...

The other 4 events can wait.

he said sporting events...

If I had 50% of the chip leader on the WSOP ME final table, I'd be OK with considering poker to be a sport...

Not one mention yet of poker on this thread...OK, here goes

WSOP Final table, where I have 50% of the chip leader...

The other 4 events can wait.

It was a Free Biscuit Economy, but she only threw the crumbs to the nation.

Except for Jimmy Savile, where the usual situation is reversed.

I've just got myself a nice lapdance

Where did you get that from?

Spearmint Rhino

fyp

Fixed your thread title

Good luck in the warm up Dave, but save the 'one time' for the main event.

[Harry Hill lookalike]

That Harry Hill lookalike is the star of the show imo. Was far too snobby when Grossman presented it, great t.v programme.

Its hard to get work these days, market is flooded with cheap imposters.