I reckon you should get jailbird Achilles to buy a percentage, just so you can grim him on the winnings.

Vegan one day, carnivore the next, what's tomorrow's diet? Windfallen fruit?

5th surely?

Doing this for a prop bet Dave?

Not one mention yet of poker on this thread...OK, here goes

WSOP Final table, where I have 50% of the chip leader...

The other 4 events can wait.

he said sporting events...

If I had 50% of the chip leader on the WSOP ME final table, I'd be OK with considering poker to be a sport...

Not one mention yet of poker on this thread...OK, here goes

WSOP Final table, where I have 50% of the chip leader...

The other 4 events can wait.

It was a Free Biscuit Economy, but she only threw the crumbs to the nation.

Except for Jimmy Savile, where the usual situation is reversed.

I've just got myself a nice lapdance

Where did you get that from?

Spearmint Rhino

fyp

Fixed your thread title

Good luck in the warm up Dave, but save the 'one time' for the main event.

[Harry Hill lookalike]

That Harry Hill lookalike is the star of the show imo. Was far too snobby when Grossman presented it, great t.v programme.

Its hard to get work these days, market is flooded with cheap imposters.

Why don't you just propose another 5k event, or one that whatever is left in the kitty will cover? I'd be happy to roll it over to another.

I didn't know there was a 'diaries' thread, but i'll boycott it too if there is one, as i much prefer to just read the diaries themsleves.

Good effort so far! Good luck today!