Did you say 10p a toast Knotty? How old are you FFS?

I thought only bottom burps of my vintage could remember things like that.

Did it have butter on it BTW?

Lets just say it was a 'few' years ago hey

It was when I had my 1st office job (YTS gives you a clue), and I would always rush to catch the train but would be too early to actually start work. Grabbing a decent coffee and (yes, buttered) slice of toast, set me up for the morning before commencing my working day. I also remember them discontinuing the toast and  had to venture out to cafes. They turned out not so cheap, so become a pay day treat, rather than my daily BR early morning visit.

One like this? Maybe someone will invent it one day.

Click to see full-size image.

OMG! That could be the toaster of the future.

Three important questions:

Does it really exist?
Do they do a wide slot version?
Does it come in a choice of colours?

So, before, you were desperate for one with longer slots - and now you're getting fussy.

There are lots of amazing toaster designs available. This is my favourite:

That looks like the best thing since sliced bread.

British Rail 'cafes' used to do 10p a slice toast many moons ago. The top was NEVER toasted. Used to annoy me more than it should have. Oh, how I would love a slice of toast and a proper cup of coffee waiting for trains nowadays.

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We have no evidence he has mucked about behind her back either.

 
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It wasnt her back he was mucking about behind.

FYP below too.

The use of cash is disappearing at an amazing rate. I've had £50 or £60 in my pocket for months years/decades & never once had need to use it, everything I spend now is via Debit Card.
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Stay safe today up Manchester. Being in a casino all day seems a sensible choice. Imagine trying to do your daily walks in this?

Slightly left field, but rumours around the dressing room (have a mate who works at the club) is that Steve Boulds name has been mentioned.

Recently been 'moved' from Assistant Manager to U23 coach at Arsenal. Doesnt seem happy in new role and wants to move up, not down.   He was born in Stoke and obv had a good playing career there too. 

Currently 33/1, so might not fit the Coates requirements for the position, but if the 'names' turn the job down.....you never know.

Probably see Chris Hughton/David Moyes/Alan Pardew in the stands v WBA on Monday now

Me personally, would like to see Big Sam get the job. He would sort out any egos in that dressing room pretty sharpish, and get the right type of players in the January transfer window to get us out of this hole. (hopefully).

Nice to see Jimmy 'not so much a whirlwind now' white finally get a Crucible Title....

Jimmy White: Snooker legend triumphs at the Crucible (World Seniors Event)  - at last

AA v KK on 1st hand/orbit/level on a AKx flop (if the money didnt go aipf)

Have the pay outs been finalised yet from Tikay's Vegas Package? Or is it still being given the once over by the accountants?

.....1st year without Jeeves. #justsaying

Shit. End off.

I mean, VUL...you played very well, but in snooker/pool terms, you just didnt get the run of the balls.

Also.....I blame Jeeves.

Here's my table;


187 Scott Eskenazi MERCER ISLAND, WA, US 46,300 Miranda / 619 / 1
188 Roland Israelashvili Forest Hills, NY, US 9,800 Miranda / 619 / 2
189 Timothy Kennedy Birmingham, AL, US 28,000 Miranda / 619 / 3
190 Ziya Rahim RESTON, VA, US 35,200 Miranda / 619 / 4
191 Anthony Kendall Ilkeston, GB 18,900 Miranda / 619 / 5
192 Paul Sokoloff London, GB 48,200 Miranda / 619 / 6
193 Marc Perlman Tampa, FL, US 39,300 Miranda / 619 / 7


Paul Sokoloff might be Marky's mate, not sure. He does not have many mates, so it's probably him.

If I read it correctly, it looks like this table will break quite early. Here's the full seat & table draw;



http://www.wsop.com/pdfs/reports/17449/EV63-EOD1-COUNTS-BY-SEAT.pdf

Ilkeston  You need to get them to change that one 

...at least they got his age correct.....619/5

Good luck Toni in the last chance saloon. I really hope you run good and have a bloody good last game, not for your investors....just for you.

I think I was also right calling Dooobs ...Booobs back in the day I used to post in TFT thread. Picture never lies But GL David too.

Stick me in reserve for 1% please. No worries if all defo sold.

A bit late on parade to this years updates....but as I loved last years...will follow now and wish you Good Luck Stu.

If it helps you put this run into perspective, you are 0 from 199 next door. Hope that helps.

Seriously though, forget the reporting if you need to focus on the game. No one reads it anyway....they just scroll through all the waffle to the pay outs. Most of all, make sure you enjoy it. 

FFS...you are blowing thousands and thousands out the window, but have the gall to whinge about a 5 quid difference between over priced american coffee stuff in two local kiosks ......pffft. You sound just like a poker pro  ....now lets play like one huh?

GL GL GL.....and Enjoy x

0/4?...0/4?...0/4?

FFS...play a proper game like Holdem, or crib.

I am working 27 hours a day covering your ass next door, and you are not ripping any new ones over there yet.

#sortitouttikay


(Best of luck today Sir)