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1  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: January 16, 2021, 08:30:46 PM

Well done, doobs.

What a thread that is, Tikay:

"50 people win £220 entries"

Then two people say it's a terrible promotion.

Cheers Tal, I just assumed it was an in joke I didn't understand.  The guys are both regulars on the threads there so think it must be.   Obv a great promo for me anyway.  Let the moaners eat cake.

That's a relief. I'm sure there are poker regulars who'd moan if you put a fiver in their pockets that they weren't given a tenner.

I am not entirely sure what the joke is, or if it definitely is one, I just remembered MAXALLY and PKRPar doing the same routine the week before.

Maybe Teeks or Maxally could shed some light on it?

Simple 'childish' banter. If your alias is tagged next door, you get a notification on the Forum. If you tag someone on the SPT giveaway thread....they might think they have won a seat. I also think that the moaners are 100% tongue in cheek.

....Anyway, we all know next door its all a sham and Tikay is hand picking the winners. Hence, how you have got your ticket. Smiley  (Smiley face indicates attempted humour being applied)
2  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Important question on: July 09, 2020, 03:14:17 PM
Did you say 10p a toast Knotty? How old are you FFS?

I thought only bottom burps of my vintage could remember things like that.

Did it have butter on it BTW?

Lets just say it was a 'few' years ago hey Wink

It was when I had my 1st office job (YTS gives you a clue), and I would always rush to catch the train but would be too early to actually start work. Grabbing a decent coffee and (yes, buttered) slice of toast, set me up for the morning before commencing my working day. I also remember them discontinuing the toast and  had to venture out to cafes. They turned out not so cheap, so become a pay day treat, rather than my daily BR early morning visit.
3  Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Important question on: July 09, 2020, 12:49:28 PM
One like this? Maybe someone will invent it one day.

 Click to see full-size image.

OMG! That could be the toaster of the future.

Three important questions:

Does it really exist?
Do they do a wide slot version?
Does it come in a choice of colours?

So, before, you were desperate for one with longer slots - and now you're getting fussy.

There are lots of amazing toaster designs available. This is my favourite:

That looks like the best thing since sliced bread.

British Rail 'cafes' used to do 10p a slice toast many moons ago. The top was NEVER toasted. Used to annoy me more than it should have. Oh, how I would love a slice of toast and a proper cup of coffee waiting for trains nowadays.
4  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: February 09, 2020, 05:17:12 PM


We have no evidence he has mucked about behind her back either.


It wasnt her back he was mucking about behind.

FYP below too.

The use of cash is disappearing at an amazing rate. I've had £50 or £60 in my pocket for months years/decades & never once had need to use it, everything I spend now is via Debit Card.

Stay safe today up Manchester. Being in a casino all day seems a sensible choice. Imagine trying to do your daily walks in this?
5  Community Forums / Betting Tips and Sport Discussion / Re: Stoke City FC on: November 03, 2019, 11:18:40 AM
Slightly left field, but rumours around the dressing room (have a mate who works at the club) is that Steve Boulds name has been mentioned.

Recently been 'moved' from Assistant Manager to U23 coach at Arsenal. Doesnt seem happy in new role and wants to move up, not down.   He was born in Stoke and obv had a good playing career there too. 

Currently 33/1, so might not fit the Coates requirements for the position, but if the 'names' turn the job never know.

Probably see Chris Hughton/David Moyes/Alan Pardew in the stands v WBA on Monday now Wink

Me personally, would like to see Big Sam get the job. He would sort out any egos in that dressing room pretty sharpish, and get the right type of players in the January transfer window to get us out of this hole. (hopefully).
6  Community Forums / Betting Tips and Sport Discussion / Re: Give me a break on: August 19, 2019, 03:15:27 PM
Nice to see Jimmy 'not so much a whirlwind now' white finally get a Crucible Title....

Jimmy White: Snooker legend triumphs at the Crucible (World Seniors Event)  - at last
7  Poker Forums / The Rail / Re: What is Nate missing? on: July 03, 2019, 04:04:47 PM
AA v KK on 1st hand/orbit/level on a AKx flop (if the money didnt go aipf)
8  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: July 01, 2019, 10:47:53 AM
Have the pay outs been finalised yet from Tikay's Vegas Package? Or is it still being given the once over by the accountants?

.....1st year without Jeeves. #justsaying
9  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: June 29, 2019, 12:40:25 AM
Shit. End off.

I mean, played very well, but in snooker/pool terms, you just didnt get the run of the balls.

Also.....I blame Jeeves.
10  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: June 28, 2019, 08:34:43 PM
Here's my table;

187 Scott Eskenazi MERCER ISLAND, WA, US 46,300 Miranda / 619 / 1
188 Roland Israelashvili Forest Hills, NY, US 9,800 Miranda / 619 / 2
189 Timothy Kennedy Birmingham, AL, US 28,000 Miranda / 619 / 3
190 Ziya Rahim RESTON, VA, US 35,200 Miranda / 619 / 4
191 Anthony Kendall Ilkeston, GB 18,900 Miranda / 619 / 5
192 Paul Sokoloff London, GB 48,200 Miranda / 619 / 6
193 Marc Perlman Tampa, FL, US 39,300 Miranda / 619 / 7

Paul Sokoloff might be Marky's mate, not sure. He does not have many mates, so it's probably him.

If I read it correctly, it looks like this table will break quite early. Here's the full seat & table draw;

Ilkeston  Shocked You need to get them to change that one least they got his age correct.....619/5 Wink
11  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: June 28, 2019, 12:30:20 AM
Good luck Toni in the last chance saloon. I really hope you run good and have a bloody good last game, not for your investors....just for you.

I think I was also right calling Dooobs ...Booobs back in the day I used to post in TFT thread. Picture never lies Wink But GL David too.
12  Poker Forums / Live Tournament Staking / Re: WSOP Main Event, selling at 1.15 on: June 25, 2019, 11:22:48 PM
Stick me in reserve for 1% please. No worries if all defo sold.
13  Poker Forums / Live Tournament Staking / Re: Stuart Rutter WSOP side event package, selling at 1.0 on: June 25, 2019, 11:19:02 PM
A bit late on parade to this years updates....but as I loved last years...will follow now and wish you Good Luck Stu.
14  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: June 25, 2019, 10:55:41 PM
If it helps you put this run into perspective, you are 0 from 199 next door. Hope that helps.

Seriously though, forget the reporting if you need to focus on the game. No one reads it anyway....they just scroll through all the waffle to the pay outs. Wink Most of all, make sure you enjoy it. 
15  Poker Forums / Diaries and Blogs / Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary on: June 24, 2019, 07:09:23 PM are blowing thousands and thousands out the window, but have the gall to whinge about a 5 quid difference between over priced american coffee stuff in two local kiosks ......pffft. You sound just like a poker pro Wink lets play like one huh?

GL GL GL.....and Enjoy x
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