rather what dave's said than some of the things exes of mine have said to me.  I was told by one once - in bed - that my stomach was 'disgusting' (not matt btw!). I do pick 'em.

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i once told a girl (under the influence) that she was more comfortable than her friend in bed as she was cuddlier, i know this was wrong but at the ime i thought it sounded nice.

i normally look for a low self esteem and a high level of inebriation

me please

well its £16.95 for food but we have extra's off the norm menu (like unaigi) (eel) and then we smash the beer and sake so bill  tonight was £106 for 2. Had such a weird night thate ended in sitting in a couple of girls flat we had met who said shall we get some heroin , to which avfter debate they saud woud take a hour to deliver so me and a mate enjoyed 40 mins with girls and then ran whilst having a crafty fag outside, they looked nice and no needle marks and didnt come across liker it in the club art all.

mmmm, all you can eat sushi again tonight will endevour to get some photos of some of the courses i will munch.

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i would play roshambo with a ninja to have a go on that

yes

shrewdies have to watch flushy do it as part of the staking agreement

i beat you all i had lamb klefitko (i think thats how its spelled)  got pissed then 2.5 grams. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm dinner of kings cooking is for mugs when resturants do it better wuth less washing up.

it5 depends where you play... frenchy has declared he will call if u raise, so its binr=ding in Grosvenors, but then he has passed a live hnd face up without further declaratuin si=o it all depends on local rules. End of the day the YD is 100% correct whatever he ruled at the timw as he is and can never be wrong

i went for all you can eat sushi tonight and as always it was delic, going out for a meze to my local bubble gaff tommorow night and havnt worked out the rest of the week yet.

im in a hotel in londiniumon a Fri night included is great. Thanks for this chance Mr.

Watched his stand up show last night, he is so funny such a intense comic was pissing myself all night, some will find him very offensive if closed minded but i think i broke a rib laughing.

clip of him with a heckler, but does'nt do him full justice


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8

Why is my bum itchy?

option z is the way forward just roshambo him then give him the wanker sign as you walk off.