I like monkeys 

Trying to open a sporting index account at the moment but not sure if it'll be open in time.

Daytime TV made me a monkey.
When I used to live with the bird I watched a lot of tat on the telly.

Gmtv did a daily phone poll during the last serious of I'm a celebrity get me out of here. Every time someone got knocked out of the show it was also the person who got the least votes that morning on Gmtv.
On the last day Joe Pasquale had 68% of the vote on GMTV, the other 32% being split between two other guys.
Hills were still taking it at 1\4 so i popped 2G on.

wolverine. Horny

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I totally disagree with other posters who are feart of a flush draw. Bet for value to get paid offa the K or some bozzo wot wants to get tricky with A10.

You're going to be against one of those two more often than you're against two hearts. When you are up against the big red pumpers betting 15k still ain't the worst play in the world.

Most playable hands here are drawing dead against you. Dinnae give em a chance to lay down.

bears shite

That's unless he has the lead (betting initiative), in which case I'd check with intent to raise.

I make a bet of about 15k, any more and it would discourage a bluff all-in. The opponent might think I can still fold. If he calls I bet 15k again on the river whatever hits.

similar consistency.

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I never realised before I started playing poker full-time how much my social life revolved around my work.

Be good to your friends and make the time to see them, you'll need them.

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Switching your focus from cash games to tournaments can help.

Agree with what was said above though. Nothing beats a break.

My gran didn't know how to suck eggs.