i agree totally, beard has to stay!! great charity, great cause!

Had my first ever sweat on stars in a tournament, playing the hot $0.55 funny tournament both me and my friend have gone deep before so playing it and was building a stack just bust 4th out of 8582 pretty sick but last hand SB vs BB i've got AA and know the BB is a fish who will not let me steal so min+a bit he jams over the top and i call so  vs  flop Q99 turn  you absolute beauty.

so that is possibly the longest sentence i have EVER seen! can donk it all to me in the bounty hunter later!!

Mr polerization, do you have any idea what a full stop is? The longest sentences I have ever seen!!

difficult spot v raggy with the KK. having played at the table for about 4hrs in your seat,( before rexas stacked me, the luckbox) he had the cards all night!! i think he shows up beating our KK alot there in general, flushes, straights, sets, even quads! KK just seems like a bluff catcher there. unlucky, am sure the run good will come!

life of a #bowla... sorry i mean #balla!

the villian made the river bet of £26 for sure, and it was into a pot of about £30 quid, so about 85% pot. does he have many bluffs in his range there? trying to push you off a chop if he had A6 etc? missed flush draw? assuming he read you for an ace...?

yep, coming down for the xxl i think and some cash potentially. depends on how tired our poor taxi driver rexas is!
chins on the queue, got a queue jump with towers!! never been so sweaty in one place before, worth it though!

i do hope you resisted the urge of poker last night and hit up returners FND. wasss sickkk!! much better than tanking for 10mins and folding the nuts

im not a history expert, but im reckon that rexas is the first person to ever describe those places as 'roman mcdonalds' haha. nice blog, doesnt seem right, there was a distinct lack of material on how unlucky a poker player you were and how your wayyy to good for bowl comps   

 
this is the most boring blog in the world

should tell him he can only use that hashtag if he swaps it for 1% of his yearly winnings :p

haah please have a week away, get some sort of tan, wont be too hard as u resemble casper at the moment, then shave the beard off. will look hilarious!

good luck hellmuth of nottingham

that including my 3.23567% and adimans 7.3465%?

ha, i do apologise, mainly to tighty. my comment was highly tongue in cheek, and to suggest i am trolling is highly unfair, not my intention, but i guess slightly justifiable in this case! ha wasting trolls for 10 years? can tell u liked playing harry potter on the PS2 then
must agree hugely with alex, all about a big bowl when it comes to cereal. interesting your a cheerio man, as a bit of a degen have always been any cereal with 'nuts' in! anyone else with a fave cereal?