They did a version of it on Family Guy...
Have you been on a canoe/kayak (I can never remember which is which) before? You can rent them at Carsington Water for not very much and they also sell used wet suits pretty cheaply.
No. Never been in either, but I don't want to go in one of those canoes with a little hole in the top, I want an Indian dugout stylee one that I can throw my tent and my frying pan into.
PS- I don't intend getting wet....
Yeah I don't think they allow you in the ones with a hole in unless you're experienced. And I've always thought "I don't intend getting wet" but, you know, sometimes it just happens.