[After playing better than Nirvana]

A huge thank you to the my internet provider - B phuqqin T - for their sterling service, last night.

Down to the last three in a Billy Hill Eye-poker comp, blinds 5 and 10k, I do a sneaky little min raise with AA on the button, and it's       .....      sodding freezeout time!!!!

When Mr British Telecrappycom 'allows me back', my once proud stack of 360k is down to a measly 63k    .....     I finished turd (because I couldn't finish any phuqqin lower).

After playing better than Nirvana - after downing seven bottles of granny's sherry - said kick in the nuts was extremely unwelcome, to say the least.

[ x ] Wish I'd gone to the Tuesday Luton Open instead.

Excellent Luther - sets an appropriate standard for all players to know if their poker skillz are in the upper 10th percentile or not

Like the Whipsnade story Rockstar - v funny

£25 -30 each way approx im in Stevenage

And would you be called a 'bizarre circumstance'? Am I the only one putting 2 and 2 together......? 

Get in touch with Greg imo, he'll be coming over from Stevenage today by cab

Bayern will beat UTD.

Hope so and I hope Arsenal beat Barca

I used to play in the club at Wandsworth, no great shakes as a player but I can remember Jimmy White in there on a Sat morning before going to play the B & H at Wembley. Qute a nice vicarious thing to be playing on the next table along

Does down £90 even count as being down ?

Just unimaginable, I remember asking Vinny a while back about his 'Holly is my Hero' signature and learned about her and the family then.

How brave she was & how sad this all is.

Look after yourself and the family Vinny

Glenn

Durrr just impresses more and more - how can he get that so right ??

Looking a bit like my last tourn at the G before the big move will be this Sunday... would be nice to see as many of you as poss... i'm sure the coronas will be free-flowing!

Well, I look forward to buying you a whisky mate

There does seem to be a bit of religious orthodoxy about a single style of play - I like Dubai's and Alex's take on things quite a bit.

Also, I'm sure Mantis doesn't need me to say anything on his behalf but..... he posts an opinion, I'm sure he doesn't mind being challenged but why does it have to be childish and personal ? People could opt to climb out from up their own and each others butts for a second, grow up and disagree like adults

7th kast night for me (saver points).

Athy, with his new haircut, looking more troubled Britney than proper naughty Danny Dyer still going with a bunch of chips.

Nice one Danny Spears !

if you won, yes - if you lost, no.

"You play a lot at Luton in the Big Comps" - hell yeah, that's the way we roll, lol

" A lot of people don't know what the antes mean" - Dan Harringdonk

Haven't seen this before - pure gold

"Raise fold, raise fold, then I'll get him" - sounds like a plan a jetsam would make

call. No fold button today.

lol, cya later

So, 6 of us entered the last longer for £20 each.

Unforch, the Sir Donks won the last least.

Immediately upon his, muscularly, tight shirted departure Simon G initiated one of the lowest moves ever seen at the G and suggested a deal.

Take our £20 each back and play for the Sir Donks £20.

Were we right to laugh and jape and take the deal ?