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Poker Forums / Live Tournament Updates / Re: GUKPT Luton Day1b Update
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on: August 14, 2010, 01:12:32 AM
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man shut the ** up completely changed the subject wasnt even talkin 2u, anyway thats his correct name just thought was being helpful.
TIGHTEND when is the final tomorrow?
Day Two is at 2pm tomorrow The final is On sunday Relax sir, people are just showing senses of humour. Welcome to blonde, and sorry I used sixteen different spelling's of your friend's name.Pure laziness. You are after all the man who came up with British Gas |
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Poker Forums / Live Tournament Updates / Re: GUKPT Luton Day1a Live Update
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on: August 12, 2010, 09:03:57 PM
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vicky coren all in and out
alan gray took her out btw Excellent news. One of snattys team takes out a player I don't like......all is well with the world Saw her be very rude to a newbie player a few years back and just didn't like it. simple as that. |
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Community Forums / The Lounge / Re: Tales from the Tube
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on: August 12, 2010, 12:09:29 AM
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Canary Wharf is great fun over lunchtime on any weekday. I love its bustle and life. you definitely want to take the advice and use it for Canada Square.
And so to this weeks post.
In life there are always skills that you just wish you had. I could never bounce a football on my foot. I tried for what seemed like forever and managed to get to a record of five. Pathetic. I always wanted to be a rally driver but I just do not have that ability. Indeed the closest I came to rally driving was managing to bury the hire car axle deep in sand on a beach in Spain.
Now it may appear that there is no particular skill or ability necessary to sit on a tube train but dear reader you are wrong. You see I just can’t fall asleep on a tube train. I do not have the inner security that allows me to be relaxed in a train full of people. Now I have tried. I got on the train absolutely shattered, settled down and closed my eyes. No good. I can feel people moving. What if one of them grabs my case and runs off? What if somebody falls and bumps into me? No for me the tube is an eyes open, watch everything experience.
Now there are some masters of the.... sleep on the tube game. Introducing the slumper. Gets on with his Tesco carrier bag that had his lunch in it. Settles down in his seat and within fifteen seconds is slumped over the poor unfortunate person sitting next to him. Please note slumpers are always men.
Then there is the dribbler. Sorry but you can use your own imagination on that one. My absolute favourite however is the random snorter. Nods off and just before getting into a deep sleep snorts himself awake and, startled, looks around the carriage to see if anybody noticed. Well mate I noticed, and I am now going to shoot you one of my, yes you did just snort like a Rhino,looks.
Even as I write this I realise why I do not have this ability of sleeping on the tube. I fear I might just be a slumping, dribbling, snorter and the shame would be just too much.
Until next week. There are minor delays on the Metropolitan line.
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